The Hip Hop community is being blamed for ruining yet another high-priced alcoholic beverage.

If you recall, the folks at Cristal said "no thanks" to rappers who used to spit lyrics about the expensive wine on rap records. Rap mogul Jay Z was so infuriated by the winemaker's diss that he threw the full weight of his swag behind Ace of Spades, thereby helping the cheap bubbly gain a strong foothold in Hip Hop circles.

But now Moscato is fast becoming the favored beverage among rappers who routinely drop the brand name in their songs.

"Moscato d’Asti used to be a fun, simple, adaptable dessert wine," writes Gil Kulers, Access Atlanta's Wine Curmudgeon. The wine taster objected to the idea of Hip Hop thugs consuming the Moscato "in the back of a limo or as refreshment on the dance floor and certainly not with nonsweet portions of the meal."

"Where in the name of André Tchelistcheff did kids in their 20s get the idea to raise the roof with a bottle of Moscato d’Asti!?" Kulers gripes.

Kulers goes on to list the lyrics of Trey Songz’ song “I Invented Sex” as an example of the ruination of Moscato:

    It’s a celebration
    Clap clap bravo.
    Lobster and shrimp and a glass of moscato ...
    finish the whole bottle.

What irritates Kulers most is the unforgivable misuse of the wine, which is considered blasphemy in wine circles.

"Moscato does not go with lobster and shrimp and ranks among his last choices for a celebratory drink," wrote Kulers, who added: "It’s not the Wine Curmudgeon’s job to point out that “moscato” and “bottle” don’t rhyme."

  • MsOnederful

    This post could have been saved as a draft auntie.

  • MsOnederful

    Then moved to the trash bin at a later date lol.

  • http://Twitter.com/Ms_TiaCouture MsPretTiTi

    Oh please :rolleyes:

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. I remember house parties back in the day, where the host would sit out all the alcohol, the Jim Beam, the EJ, the Rum but what would most black folks gravitate to? The Hennessy, Remy Martin and other expensive drinks, like they used to the best, as long as it's free. Negroes ain't changed much. Peace.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    Ummm, this story is mucha do about nothing...do people actually sit around and get annoyed by lyrics to a song about wine and what foods it should and shouldn't go with???? and then proceed to talk about what words rhyme and what words do not??? wow...

  • sexyphillygirl

    I love Moscato I can drink a whole bottle of it

  • Yall still crazy

    Yes, yes they did :yes:

    Because now every hoodcat alleycat asks for it :hahaha: like it just came out :shrug:

    #nooffense :lol:

  • Morenita_

    Saw that one coming...

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    This douchebag. He should know negros drink milk with OUR desserts and drink alcoholic beveraged to get drunk. When dont need an occasion to celebrate neither.

    Like they ass aint bout to subtract the dollars they makin from "Hip Hop Thugs"

  • Mamacita

    Whoever has a problem with the meal people choose to drink wine with then...they have gots ta be the lamest people on earth! :lame:

    Who gives one got damn fck about this??????

    I drink Moscato because I like the way it tastes and I'l drink it with whatever the fck I want to. #whogoncheckmeboo :rolleyes:

  • renegadesince1985

    Yes they did....

    I'm no sommelier...but moscato has always been a desert wine. Now heaux tweeting about getting lit of "mascato" "muzcato" or any other effed up way you can spell it. :rollseyes:

    Personally I love a good malbec, pinot noir or a riesling.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Mamacita

    :cosign:

  • Mamacita

    @Yall :lol: Yeah i do get a little hot when I go to buy some and the whole shelf is EMPTY!!! :mad: Hell back in the day I could get it whenever I wanted without a problem. As soon as Drake and Tpain say it EVERYBODY and they momma want a bottle.

    -------

    And moscato ain't that expensive. Hell you can get a decent bottle for $15. WTF? Dude actin like Moscato is just special or something...

    Have a seat _/

  • ohpretty1

    Sandra, Asti isn't the only company that makes moscato and it's not always a 'desert wine' (depends on the maker and the blend of grapes). White wines are to be paired with seafood, white meat so the hook of that song isn't 'wrong'. I can say that many didn't drink it until they began hearing it in songs.

    I don't drink it either way.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    It’s not the Wine Curmudgeon’s job to point out that “moscato” and “bottle” don’t rhyme.”
    __________________\
    :lol: I actually like this post and more Intellectual and Connoseurs (sp?) should call out these rappers and so-called celebrities they do sorta know how to tarnish GOLD turning it into copper

  • Eb

    I don't drink, so I don't care

  • http://Twitter.com/Ms_TiaCouture MsPretTiTi

    I drink Moscato because I like the way it tastes and I’l drink it with whatever the fck I want to. #whogoncheckmeboo
    ______________________________________________________________________
    :cosign:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    I'm actually a red wine drinker...I like my wine dry, and Moscato has always been way to sweet for me...but what difference does it make how folks drink wine or who talks about it on whatever song??? wow...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    :dead: @ this shyt..

    SR u and the wine nuts are tripping :lol:

    *checks to make sure my Moscato is in the fridge*

    hey Mamacita, OhPretty and Renegade :waves:

  • Mamacita

    @His Heeeeey! :waves:

    @FeFe I had a glass of red wine (not sure what kind) and it was, by far, the worst thing i've ever tasted in my life. lol I'll let you have that...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    @Fe, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (meow) help me find a good red wine because I have tried a cpl times and lawddddd I wanted 2 punch my man in the face for "trying sum'n new" I cnt dig the flavors...

  • KDub

    *GASP* The vocab lover in me says Sandra used'ed one of my FAVE words...

    "ruination"

  • chocolate divalicious

    I guess they prefer twe drink some Ramona Pinot Griogio :hahaha:

    Whatever keeps the :party: going is what I'll be dranking. NOW WHAT

  • Musiqal1

    I totally understand what this man is saying. Remember when "Coach" used to be high end? Now, it's like... Coach? Really? o_0 LOL It is sad however that when the "hip hop" community makes a "luxury" item "popular" and everyone wants to wear, eat, drink, or go to those places...that the brand gets...how can I put it? Devalued...it's a bad choice of word, but sadly, that's how the world is...just like racism is still existent today

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Can not do Red wine love cheap sweet tasting wine and while I don't really care I still find humor in this chit :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    Mamacita says:

    @FeFe I had a glass of red wine (not sure what kind) and it was, by far, the worst thing i’ve ever tasted in my life. lol I’ll let you have that…

    :rofl: riiightttt

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    FeFe I had a glass of red wine (not sure what kind) and it was, by far, the worst thing i’ve ever tasted in my life. lol I’ll let you have that…
    __________________________
    :yes: Red wine is so damn dry tasting it reminds me of how human(mine) blood tastes

  • renegadesince1985

    @His

    Red wine is definitely an acquired taste and is better paired with food.

  • flsun99

    Whatever!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Chocolate City

  • ohpretty1

    :waves: @ his

    @ fefe - :koolaid3: Loves me some red, not to dry.

  • KDub

    Oan I don't drank Moscato. The alcoholic in me likes my wine to be more than 6-9% alcohol content.

    Gimme some 11-13% Riesling....some Zin. Not White Zin neither. It too is lite in da azz. KDub needs some kick...in fact just pass me the Courvoisier

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Mamacita and @His

    My favorite red wines are Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot...if I have those three on deck I'm a happy camper. Alot of people don't like red wines, it takes an acquired taste to appreciate them. A sweeter red wine is Sangria, it's a spanish wine that tastes fabulous with pieces of fresh fruit...

  • chase

    Lmao that's some craziness

  • LovesLove85

    Miss His Mommy- I'm not usually a red wine drinker but when I lived in Cali I had one called Stella Rosa. It wasn't dry at all, very smooth.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ HIS

    Wild Irish Rose is red :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Kdub

    I totally agree that Moscato is for light weights...that stuff is too sweet it's almost like sparkling grape juice...I like Pinot Grigio and Riesling as well...I need kick!

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    @ Fefe - I'mma red wine drinker too! I love me some Merlot, but my fav is Sangria. I love sweet wines! White wines tend to taste like flower pedals to me! :nono: although Moscato is an rare exception for me!

    I've never been one who drank something just because EVERYONE was tom'bout it! I've BEEN drinking Cheap Azz Moscato, and I'mma continue to do so!

    #saysumthn!

  • SamYell JacksEm

    I bought a comberbund specifically for when I drink moscato + grey goose. I ain't like them OTHER niggas. :yes:

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    KDub says:

    Oan I don’t drank Moscato. The alcoholic in me likes my wine to be more than 6-9% alcohol content.

    Gimme some 11-13% Riesling….some Zin. Not White Zin neither. It too is lite in da azz. KDub needs some kick…in fact just pass me the Courvoisier
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Courvoisier is A BISH DRANK! All my ppl know if they want Tatted to show up, having some of that chit chilling in the freezer....I'mma take all that chit to the throat! :yes: KDub - bestill my heart! :love:

  • Yall still crazy

    :cosign: Rene, the Reisling (sp) is the bomb!
    ---------------------------------------------
    I do not like red wine, but am forced to follow suit with collegues :shrug:

    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    :waves: His :dance:

  • KDub

    Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot
    ----------------------------------------------
    :yes: I have been told that reds are seasonal colder temps wines...but I drank red all year. I like Zinfandel too. Went with my homegirl to the winery. She wanted to know why her WHITE Zin was pank and mine was red. Cause ahhh REAL Zinfandel ILL red? Your azz need to catch that wine class about the grapes and the process at 3 p.m. cause it is a long story.

  • Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

    IHATE SAMYELL :rofl:

  • leapyearpisces

    KDUB,

    I am with you...girl...I like my wine but i needs it SKRONG...but the highest proof Ive been able to get I think was 16%. But i like the SPARKLING white zins.. :yes: I had to start drinking them as my alternative to NUVO because buying those big bottles of Nuvo was messing up my gas budget... :lolol:

    but for a nice quick buzz the CABS and the Pinot Grigios will always do the trick... just being helpul.. :yes:

    QUESTION: HAS anyone tried ABSINTHE? I want to, but I am scared.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    MsOnederful says:

    This post could have been saved as a draft auntie.

    Then moved to the trash bin at a later date lol.
    ________________

    Thanks for reading :coffee:

  • Creamychic

    Really this is a post to the :kona: u go sandymae, errbody have a good afternoon, hey HIS_Mommy been a min love, how you doing :yahoo:

  • http://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM kimip84

    I will drink my wine (moscato, riesling, or pinot grigio) with whatever food I have on my plate.

  • mrsloveleigh

    I love Moscato!!! the best tasting one I've found is a brand called Allegro--it has a pink top. It's very smooth with a great aftertaste. I'm not a big drinker so when i do it has to be good. I've heard there is a red moscato out that's great also

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    sexyphillygirl says:

    I love Moscato I can drink a whole bottle of it
    _________________

    I never heard of Moscato until I heard Kanye say it in a song. Even then I still didn't know what it was :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Tatted

    I'm with you, I drink what I like because I like it, not because a rapper talked about it in a song...wtf does that? :shrugs:

    @Kdub

    :yes: Wine drinking is something that has an art to it...my best friend bought me a Wine Bible for my birthday one year and that book is thicker than the actual Holy Bible...there is so much that goes into wine tasting...

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Mamacita says:

    And moscato ain’t that expensive.
    _______________

    Just wait. It will be :lol:

  • Mamacita

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    I bought a comberbund specifically for when I drink moscato + grey goose. I ain’t like them OTHER niggas.

    :dead: as hell...

    ----

    @KDub Exactly! Moscato is a half of a step up from a wine cooler. (which is why I drink them. I'm not a drinker at ALL)

  • http://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM kimip84

    Mamacita says:

    @Yall Yeah i do get a little hot when I go to buy some and the whole shelf is EMPTY!!! Hell back in the day I could get it whenever I wanted without a problem. As soon as Drake and Tpain say it EVERYBODY and they momma want a bottle.

    ——-

    And moscato ain’t that expensive. Hell you can get a decent bottle for $15. WTF? Dude actin like Moscato is just special or something…

    Have a seat _/

    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    LOL okay!! The most expensive bottle I have seen was for $22.

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Thanks for the quick lesson on wines @ ohpretty1 :)

  • MSVALLDAY

    SamYell JacksEm says:

    I bought a comberbund specifically for when I drink moscato + grey goose. I ain’t like them OTHER niggas.

    _________________________________________________________________

    Comberbund!!!!!! :hahaha:

    :rofl: @your gravi!

  • KDub

    Courvoisier is A BISH DRANK! All my ppl know if they want Tatted to show up, having some of that chit chilling in the freezer….I’mma take all that chit to the throat! KDub – bestill my heart!
    ----------------------------------------------------

    Thought me and my sister was the onliest ones to put our likka in da freezer... :wail: I LOVE you Tatted :hug:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    KDub says:

    *GASP* The vocab lover in me says Sandra used’ed one of my FAVE words…

    “ruination”
    ________________

    :lol:

  • Mamacita

    @Leap I think my friend bought some from overseas and he said tasted like cough syrup :no: Does it have an old man on the front of the bottle?

  • ohpretty1

    Wild Irish Rose is red :rofl:

    #flashback Dinner at my aunt's one night and she asks if anyone wanted red wine. That's exactly what my cousin requested and was SERIOUS. It was so funny. I should have told her this -----> "Your azz need to catch that wine class about the grapes and the process at 3 p.m. cause it is a long story." :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    Leapy :2dance: <--to a trina song :lol:

    *does the two fingers to my eyes then your eyes*

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Musiqal1 says:

    Remember when “Coach” used to be high end? Now, it’s like… Coach? Really? o_0
    ________________

    Coach messed up by making their products too affordable. Look at Louis Vuitton: they increase their prices quarterly to make sure hood rats can't afford their wares

  • SamYell JacksEm

    My gal's friends started coming over with that shyt. Everytime they came it was a different bottle so I thought they drank it moreso for the taste than the brand. She doesn't really drink ever but she likes the Barefoot sparkling moscato (bout $13) I throws my shots of vodka in it and we wrestle the night away....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    That’s exactly what my cousin requested and was SERIOUS. It was so funny.
    _________________________
    :lol: That chit is soooo cough syrup tasting :rofl:

  • KDub

    because buying those big bottles of Nuvo was messing up my gas budget
    --------------------------------------------------
    I thought I was the onliest one to buy likka on Monday and be worried about how in de hail Imma get from Knightdale (home) to Durham (work) by Wed...

    My fellow drankers :hug:

  • leapyearpisces

    Smurfette:

    Yes ( i don't know how to do the ring a round the rosey dance icon..LOL..)..but yes, You and I are dancing like Uma Thurman and John in Travolta Pulp Fiction... :lolol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Give me my MAD DOG 20 20 Blue and Im good :rofl: REAL TALK :rofl: Had to leave the liqour alone

  • SamYell JacksEm

    @Leap Is that that shyt Sherlock Holmes was on?

  • leapyearpisces

    Oh, Smurfettte, I am slow..I didn't see you said to a Trina song....LMAO!!!LMAO!!! LMAO!! DON'T YOU START!!!

    Mamacita,

    Well the only brand that I know of that they sell in the states is called Lucid..its a black bottle with cat eyes on the front...most people say its a water downed version of what they sell overseas...but others still say its HELLA strong...

  • Yall still crazy

    *whispers* two dance

    #dontspellthenumberout
    #shhhh.secretive :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I thought I was the onliest one to buy likka on Monday and be worried about how in de hail Imma get from Knightdale (home) to Durham (work) by Wed…
    __________________________________
    :rofl: Whats bad is borrowing money to buy your liqour so that you don't use your gas money - I felt better borrowing for liqour instead of gas - at least I can afford my own gas :rofl:

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Sam,

    Yep :yes: and Edgar Allen Poe, and a whole slew of writers and painters....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Choco

    YOu are one of my e-buddies, so I care about you...don't drink that nasty MD 20/20...it's not good for you (Real...) <----a la ELove...

  • mrsloveleigh

    Has anyone tried Pharell's Qurem(?) Liquor? it looks good-i like bailey's and stuff like that

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    "they increase their prices quarterly to make sure hood rats can’t afford their wares"
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Lots of businesses do this. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FE
    Actually none of it is good for you besides Red wine and even that in moderation - but actually MD 2020 is better for my ulcer wine makes it act up and my stomach just does not like liqour anymore I try to drink Vodka but just don't like it anymore but thanks babes :hugs:

  • MzDimplez1123

    <--NOt a drinker, HATES red wine. Moscato is ok, not crazy about the aftertaste.

    #AmarettoSipper

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    Am I the only person that doesn't drink? It all tastes disgusting to me. People say you have to "develop" a taste for it... :shrugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    I ain't a wine drinker. Pass me some Bacardi, E&J, Ciroc (Coconut and Red Berry), Grey Goose, etc, and maybe a few mixed drinks.

    :koolaid: <-----Me after a few shots. :lol:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    Lots of businesses do this.
    _______________

    The businesses that I frequent often hold sales, such as Macys and Belks. But not LV. They hike their prices and then blame the European markets and the stock markets

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Choco

    Ok Love... :hugs: whatever satsifies your tummy...but that bum wine is made from the gutter of all gutters of yeast... Cisco, MD 20/20, Thunderbird... :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I ain’t a wine drinker. Pass me some Bacardi, E&J, Ciroc (Coconut and Red Berry), Grey Goose, etc, and maybe a few mixed drinks.
    _________________________
    Keep that chat up and you will be like me a few years talkn bout where MY MAD DOG @ Yall know that ova chits hurts me stomach :rofl:

  • ohpretty1

    One of my friends sponsored that in college, I didn't get a buzz but I did sleep for almost 23 hours. :nono: Never again. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    :danban1:

  • SamYell JacksEm

    @Man
    I really don't fvck with beer. I only drink it if I'm bbqing really.
    *wonders whats the big deal with yt dudes and yaegermeister*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    ion know why im jamming

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @FE
    Oh I know it's wino drinks :rofl: but Im so damn fly folks look at me buying it and be like oh she getting out of a Benz Coupe :lol: Let me get what she got :rofl: I KID

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    I prefer Riesling with my meals on that rare occasion when I go out to dinner. But I get drunk off one glass. So I drink in moderation: only half a glass for me :yes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @Man..........It all pretty much tastes and smells nasty to me too! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    pssssssssssssst SamYell

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    So I drink in moderation: only half a glass for me
    _________________________________
    I can dig it like me only taking half of percoset :rofl: I don't know y I have the giggles now

  • KDub

    Give me my MAD DOG 20 20 Blue and Im good
    ----------------------------------------------
    I just croaked. :dead: Do they still SELL that ish?

    Real TALK one night me and my bestie had run ALL de way out of likka. How THAT ish happen IDK. She live WAY de fugg out in the country. BUT there is a lil all night store at the end of her street. We WALKED and ended up buyin some REAL throwback likka...some fuggin BOONE'S FARM. The blue kind! We was sick as HAIL the next morning. :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    DIMPZ u sexay btch u! :pacifier: love the default bew

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Choco

    :rofl: Get it girl!

    @His

    :danban: witcha

    I'm outie folks! Have a good night...

  • ohpretty1

    #82 for Choco and MD 20 20

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukFcl_Cgog&feature=player_embedded#! His_Mommy623

    @KDub...oh man not Boones. My sister used 2 have me drinking the Fuzzy Navel kind :rofl:

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SANDRA ROSE
    "Lots of businesses do this.
    _______________

    The businesses that I frequent often hold sales, such as Macys and Belks. But not LV. They hike their prices and then blame the European markets and the stock markets"
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah, I'm just sayin tho, there are other "luxury" brand makers that specifically list their prices in a way that makes it extremely hard to get for the average person. It's a business strategy. :yes:

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Kdub
    Girl :nope: you aint the ONLIEST one!!!...and I live 5 mins, from my job off or TW Alexander. :lolol:

    @ Choco,

    so true...so true....LOL..because that bottle of Sutter Home is a luxury....LMAO!!!!but the thing is that you TELL people its for GAS though... :rofl:.....back in the day, i have borrowed a many of a dollar from my friends for "gas" ( i.e gas meaning Beringer, Sutter Home, Gallo etc..etc...) :rofl:

  • ohpretty1

    No it was Boone's Farm (thanks Kdub). I remember they were next to each other in the cooler, bottom row where no one looks.

  • SugarPieHoneybunn

    So whenever some black folks start buying some sh*t, it aint "high class" no more?? GTFOH. Damn some of yall dont even think u good enough to drink tasty wine. No wonder they think we aint sh*t.

  • http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

    @SAM
    "I really don’t fvck with beer. I only drink it if I’m bbqing really.
    *wonders whats the big deal with yt dudes and yaegermeister*"
    )__________________________________________________________________________

    All beer's remind me of straight pizz. :hurl:
    I guess I just never developed the taste for it. :shrugs:

  • SamYell JacksEm

    *runs entirely too fast and clumsily slides past you into the fridge like a puppy*
    Sup Babe!!
    *pants* :peace:

  • MzDimplez1123

    HIS! I misses you so! :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @KDUB
    Boone's Farm - girl yes they still make MD 2020 :grin:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    bottom row where no one looks.
    ______________________
    :lol: GIrl y when I go to fam cookouts I have my blue drink in slurpee cup my auntie be like that aint' no damn slurpee :rofl:

  • leapyearpisces

    can dig it like me only taking half of percoset I don’t know y I have the giggles now

    Choco,

    Or the guy sticking ONLY the tip of the panus in, right????? :rofl:

  • KDub

    @KDub…oh man not Boones. My sister used 2 have me drinking the Fuzzy Navel kind
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    Mind yall we had already kilt a bottle of HenRock. Ran out of THAT and resorted to Boone's from the kona store. BFF's husband works 3rd shift. He came home the next morning around 7:15 a.m. I am on the sofa. This bish is on the FLO. He was like what in da hail yall been in here dranking?? It STANK in here. Yall got my house smellin like a BAR. Where my kids?? Where my godchildren (KDub kids)...?? And THEN he still tease us...cause we did not even take it out the BAG. Just got back to the house and passed the bottle back and forth...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    but the thing is that you TELL people its for GAS though… …..back in the day, i have borrowed a many of a dollar from my friends for “gas” ( i.e gas meaning Beringer, Sutter Home, Gallo etc..etc…)
    __________________
    Yes this is what I used to tell my parents and be-line it to the wino store :rofl: they knew it tho

  • KDub

    *GASP* I WERK on TW Alexander :wail: and my favortiest likka store in the whole wide whurl is that one ON TW Alex by the Food Lion!

  • Yall still crazy

    Boone's Farm :cheer: Snow Creek Berry :2dance:

    ANd Mad Dog will have you acting like a mad dog :rofl:

    #bananastrawberry

    *pours Choco and I a drank (in plastic wine glasses)* :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Or the guy sticking ONLY the tip of the panus in, right?????
    _____________________
    Right!!! that chit aint cheating :rofl:

  • MsOnederful

    :offtopic: I wonder if NB ever comes to Auntie's site and reads the comments section. Lord knows this is where the day time parties be. I wonder if she see's Auntie ALWAYS interacts with her readers! This is what keeps me coming back here. Unlike her. RE:NB Ok BYE

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ANd Mad Dog will have you acting like a mad dog
    _____________________
    Girl in all honesty this is the only chit that don't make me a evil drunk with courage in my heart :karate: :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I wonder if NB ever comes to Auntie’s site and reads the comments section.
    ________________________
    I see your azz need a hug today :hugs: LOL aint no one on here worried about NB socializing with her followers :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    <--Everytime I tried Vodka, turned into a moody bish. :yes:

  • leapyearpisces

    @Kdub,

    Yep, where the Food Lion and CVS shopping center is....I haven't been in there lately since gas went up..LOL (refer back to previous post)...LOL

    Does the older cute redbone with the green eyes still work in there?
    :heart: I live off of Miami so that area is my stomping grounds

    We'll you, me and Prynn ( i think is your real offline friend) will have to catch up for an afterwork drink sometime... :yes:

  • ohpretty1

    I see your azz need a hug today :hugs: LOL aint no one on here worried about NB socializing with her followers :rofl:

    :dead:

  • Yall still crazy

    *getting my banned stamp out for the debbie downers* :lol:

    Imma be auntie today. Boom.

  • Yall still crazy

    Leapy, ain't no cliques up in here! :lol:

    Dimpz, I'm like a bull (on vodka) :rofl:

    Choco, I can't remember my reaction to the MD20/20, but I had a good time that night :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @YALL
    My friend says did you get your MD2020 before he comes over :hunching: :lol:

  • KDub

    @Leap...I am down...Pryn is my friend in real life (LMAO) but she's not local :wail: So it's just me and yew! And ahhh that spot over there on Miami Blvd. (the lil hole in the wall sports bar...) they got $3 Henny one night...I don't remma WHAT night. But they got it!

    And I am done about the lil green eye'd man cause yes he is good looking AND I be all looking up in the barber shop next door too when I go to that store :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Oh Choco :dead:

    It's the simple things, EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE ARE WORTH (<---that's for whoever thought we didn't value ourselves or whatever :shrug: ) :lol:

  • MsOnederful

    No choco i used to visit her site. No interaction at all with her readers. I feel like when your blessed to have a large following at least interact with them somehow.. sheesh lol.. and yes i need a hug. COME GIVE ME A BOOB RUB HUG CHOCO! LOL where's Yso?

  • Yall still crazy

    121 isn't for you Fi (in case you think it is)

  • MsOnederful

    @choco just pointing out despite a lot people not liking Auntie. She is really the most Genuine blogger out. Love you Auntie... ok now im done !

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Choco,

    :yep: I think we learned in yesterday's post, that's being CURIOUS...:lolol:

    @ Smurfette,

    So I don't make a fool of myself, I think you will need to come down to Carolina and PERSONALLY show me how to do the dance emoticon.....I hear Trina supposed to be doing a concert down here...I hear that you don't have to buy tickets that just asking that everyone donates either a tube of Neosporin or all unsed prescription antibotics...I was thinking we could go....:rofl: :rofl: Okay, here goes 2 dance

  • Yall still crazy

    MsOnederful says:

    No choco i used to visit her site. No interaction at all with her readers. I feel like when your blessed to have a large following at least interact with them somehow.. sheesh lol.. and yes i need a hug. COME GIVE ME A BOOB RUB HUG CHOCO! LOL where’s Yso?
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    Does she have a 'large following'? Her readers post like goofballs though :shrug: No substance!

    :newbie: <---sign really says Team We Alladat & Then Some :rofl:

  • Yall still crazy

    Leapy, let's go *books ticket*

    Put the semicolons around it and no space, like this :2dance:

    :hahaha:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    (<—that's for whoever thought we didn't value ourselves or whatever
    ______________________________
    :lol:

  • Yall still crazy

    And Where's Brenden ole nasty azz?! :hug:

  • KDub

    Everytime I tried Vodka, turned into a moody bish
    -----------------------------------------------
    Ohhh Vodka. Yall done seen KDub talk about a whole lotta likka up here today. And wine. But I don't dew white likka :no: In about 10 years. I got banned from my aunt and uncle house last time I drank some gin. Beat the dog shyt outta my cousin so...yeah...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @MsOne
    :boobs: :hugs: and I gotcha NB is a celebrity now didn't you know :wink:

  • Yall still crazy

    Yeah, I will fight the air while on vodka :hahaha:

    EXCUSE ME, What you say? :karate:

    :lol:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    sooo almost 3 christmas's ago i mixed ciroc in my moscato and ended up with my babygirl samarra :rofl:

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Kdub, cool..we'll make it happen soon.. :wink: send me your addy...

    and yes, he is so fine...and then one day he broke my heart he said the four letter word...he was like me and my wife are going blah, blah, tonite... :sad: I was like, there goes my Nuvo discount... :shrugs:

  • Honycoatd

    Y'all having a party :party:

    I don't drink anyways harder than a wine cooler. And I do get wasted on that and malta.

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Yall,

    one more gin before I log off....

    :2dance:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    oooo Hony... :lick: the abs n then some in your gravi...Sheesh lol

  • leapyearpisces

    @ Yall,

    Yea! Thats me and you dancing, to "Beep, beep pull over that azz to phat"

    :2dance:

    Hey, Sexiface (HIS)

    :waves: everyone!

  • KDub

    @Leap....I am kayinraleigh at gmail dot com :yahoo:

    And @133 that is how that ish HAPPENS...I am still maintaining my story I got preggers with my 6 yo while I was passed out too. Told my ex-husband "We done made LIFE and NEITHER one of us REMMA IT..."

  • http://youtu.be/a3MzdAVL46E YSoSerious

    All you damn alcoholics. :hahaha:

    I don't even drink wine coolers. I hates the taste of any kind of liquor. :no:

  • Honycoatd

    @Luvherbabygirl

    We can workout together and thanks to my ex and his old western hog tie flucking that helped.

    #feltitinmystomach

  • Yall still crazy

    :2dance: Get it Leapy :rofl:

    *passes Yso the b* :blunt:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    damn Hony...that made my happy place jump..lol

  • Honycoatd

    @ Yso

    Just smelling alcohol gets me tipsy. But if I was to drink anything it is wine coolers or malta if I want to sleep and not wake up for a couple hours.

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Told my ex-husband “We done made LIFE and NEITHER one of us REMMA IT…”
    _____________________

    :dead:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Kdub

    :dead:

  • Luvmybabygirl samarra

    Nite Nite yall. See yall in the mornin

  • Yall still crazy

    I'm out too yall. Good night & God bless (in Russ' lispy voice) :rofl:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Luvherbabygirl

    Night and hope to see u tomorrow :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/a3MzdAVL46E YSoSerious

    @YALL

    I don't do that either. :no:

    I'm a lame. :wail:

  • Honycoatd

    @ Everyone

    Sweetest dreams and safe drives home

    Night all

  • MsOnederful

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @MsOne
    :boobs: :hugs: and I gotcha NB is a celebrity now didn’t you know :wink:

    LOL no she's not. She mighta "slayed" a few. A la' Evelyn Lozado style Thats about it. Jus a bag o' Bones lol that happens to blog.

  • Sweet-D

    @ Leap

    Which Carolina are you from/in?

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Hony...Can you email me plz? my handle @ :yahoo:

    @ KDub...I don't mess with Gin at all! last two times I did, woke up at home, don't know how the hell I got there.

    #blackouts

  • CFREE

    I had some Moscato last nite while eating a taco salad and watching the Jackie Kennedy Special :yes:

  • CFREE

    Hello Folks :waves:

  • Daisy

    I hate wine including moscato :hurl:

  • datsmdubya2u

    Stop giving your money to white folk. They don't want it.

  • Daisy

    #LIES NB still replies to readers in her comment section and twitter and if she didn't or decided to stop it's her right geesh she is doing her thing just like Auntie.

  • AndThenIHitMyDougie

    #LatePass

    1. I love Moscato with seafood. It really is a dessert wine but I prefer it with the protein portion of my meal. (I also prefer the Barefoot brand).

    2. Never tried Ciroc & Moscato...will do so right now.

    3. Lemme find out Mister & I arent the only folks who store our likka in our freezer! We got one pack of Hotpockets, some Ore Ida fries, popsicles and 7 bottles in there RIGHT NAH!

    4. I EFFIN LOVE REISLING!!!!!!!! Tastes good and will knock me on my azz quickly! Pinot Grigio is my 2nd choice.

    5. Red Wine tastes like a tranny's azz.

    6. Everybody who follows me on Twitter knows that I drink specifically to get fukked up. I have a strong affinity for Vodka. It goes good with anything. But being a "little" person, it hits me quickly. I prefer to do 5-7 shots back to back and then "enjoy the party." :wink:

    7. Swizz Beaks never accepted my BBM request. The bastard.

    #CarryOn :coffee:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    MsOnederful says:

    @choco just pointing out despite a lot people not liking Auntie. She is really the most Genuine blogger out. Love you Auntie… ok now im done !
    _______________

    Thanks hun! I really appreciate you! :yes:

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    MsOnederful says:

    I wonder if NB ever comes to Auntie’s site and reads the comments section.
    _________________

    She lives on this blog. Maybe that's why she doesn't have the time to interact with the little children who play on her blog all day :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Auntie

    I love your blog, I truly do...even when it's messy on here.

    @Yall

    :lol: I didn't take your comment #121 personally, but I used to get pissy off MD 20/20 back in the day but then I found out what that stuff is made out of and I'm a health nut so I decided to get drunk off red wine (it's my fav) because I heard it's good for you :thumbsup:

    I still have my occasional episodes of mixed drinks, but I am a connoseiur of wines.. :yes:

    @Dougie

    :nono: don't talk about Red wine like that...that stuff is DELICIOUS!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9d9FA3fCf4 FeFe

    @Sandra

    Sorry for all the emoticons...don't ban me :oops:

  • Ms. Everything

    One of my biggest pet peeves is people who brag about drinking Moscato when

    1). Moscato can be bought cheap or expensive so if you really trying to prove something show some receipts

    2). it's usually only young, dumb kids who run around name dropping their liquor

    and 3. as the article says it's a dessert wine!!! I'm not even a big wine drinker and I know that and I don't think people realize that not only do people know that but we're laughing at them cause they don't know that.

    oh yeah and btw... if I am gonna drink a class it has to be the champagne (and not the cheap stuff), I just can't do white wines, period :no:

  • free

    Choco aka Hippie says: I actually like this post and more Intellectual and Connoseurs (sp?) should call out these rappers and so-called celebrities they do sorta know how to tarnish GOLD turning it into copper

    **********************************************

    i agree. but you know our standards are pretty low.

  • free

    Musiqal1 says: I totally understand what this man is saying. Remember when “Coach” used to be high end? Now, it’s like… Coach? Really? o_0 LOL It is sad however that when the “hip hop” community makes a “luxury” item “popular” and everyone wants to wear, eat, drink, or go to those places…that the brand gets…how can I put it? Devalued…it’s a bad choice of word, but sadly, that’s how the world is…just like racism is still existent today

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    child, you ain't lying. i'm a die-hard coach feen and have remained a customer over 20 years. i plan to go look at a few this month, as a matter of fact.

  • free

    georgia blackberry wine. shyt is hella sweet but it's the bomb.

  • free

    Sandra Rose says: Coach messed up by making their products too affordable. Look at Louis Vuitton: they increase their prices quarterly to make sure hood rats can’t afford their wares

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    they have coupons too.

  • Bigbadwolf

    Why are rappers the blame for everything that the "rich" don't want us to touch. Money is green no matter who spends it. Why complain about your product selling? :shrug: They are as bad as Tommy Hilfiger. His clothes were selling and then he doesn't even like black people. Once they start making fake chit, everything's value went down anyway. IMO

  • Bigbadwolf

    On another note, I don't even like Moscato, too sweet for me. I prefer Pinot or Chardonnay anyday over that too sweet, too bubbly chit.

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    Yooo KUlers STHU... This is America.. and i think just about anything goes with anything.. you heard about Glen Rice and Sarah Palin dude!!!!

  • Nhere

    Please I have seen this stuff sold as low as 4.99, 6.99 in Chicago. It's no big deal. We just see how influential these songs and rappers can be.
    Whatever they say is hot, is hot according to those needing to be lead. Don't worry the sheep we be lead in another direction soon enough.

    Now only if they were allowed to make songs about love and unity.

  • AllNYC

    Moscato is nasty to me anyway. This past summer was all about Lambrusco. Yum!

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    i put a lot of people who are not drinkers up on moscato years ago. i remember when i couldnt find it in but a few liquor stores. now every liquor store has 20 different brands and even walmart has it. also only higher end restaurants used to have it strictly on the dessert menu(which is how i learned it was a dessert wine) now you can get it at fridays and chili's. but i say drink what you like when you want 2.

  • ninamosley

    i always wondered why everybody was up on moscato! it's the "it" drink in my hood for those who consider themselves classy. :koolaid3:

  • atltx

    Protecting the bottom line until we get offended and go buy out every drop of that shat to prove that we can because of civil rights. And then...just like Colonel Sanders with all things Kentucky fried...they gonna change up the secret recipe to make more money. Everybody will be drankin mad dog 20/20 on the cool. I favor Night train personally...moscato should not taste like jagermeister. Michelob ultra...too easy.

    WHat happened to white zinfandel? How you gonna be on old national with sutter's home in your hand and a pinky in the air? Stop it...motherphuckas. Drink it like you want to...hey koolaid...I am not the only one. Forgive me if I repeated other's feelings.