According to In Touch Weekly, which has been wrong so many times before, Beyonce and Jay Z are expecting a baby girl sometime next year.

In Touch claims to have spoken with a source who confirmed the baby's gender. We seem to recall reading somewhere that Bey's sister Solange "Loose Lips" Knowles also said the child was a girl. But we choose to believe reports that the fetus her surrogate mom is carrying is a boy. Either way, it will still be Beyonce's baby.

“Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter,” confides a close friend of the singer’s, explaining that while Beyoncé and her husband, Jay-Z, would be happy to have a healthy child of either sex, she’d secretly been hoping for a girl. “She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child.”

And though she and Jay-Z, 41, are like a second set of parents to their nephew Daniel, Beyoncé is a girlie girl at heart and longs to share her passion for sparkly outfits with a Mini-Me. Indeed, the singer — who adores the clothes her mom, Tina Knowles, designs for her — has been so eager to play dress-up with her baby that she’s already been breaking the bank at stores ranging from Gucci and Louis Vuitton to Gap and OshKosh B’gosh. “Her family’s afraid there won’t be anything left to buy for her baby shower in December!” the friend laughs.

  • caligirl

    I wonder what they will name her?

  • GAGIRL87

    Not this again :smack:

    :whistle:

    I Wish You Could See What I Have On Right Now
    You So Sexy
    Imagine How Intense It Would Be
    To Hold Me Right Now
    Our Song's Playing

    At Night, When You're Far And I'm Alone
    I Feel The Fabric From Your T-Shirt
    Flow With My Body
    I Can Still Hear Your Baritone
    In My Ear Telling Me You'll Take It Slow
    And I Was In The Mirror Playing A Role
    Like You Were Here, I Couldn't Turn Me On
    So I Fell Asleep With The Music On
    Woke Up Again Hearing The Same Old Song, Playing

  • EB

    Grandma Tina can make the baby glitter covered onesies.

  • Smonae80

    @ Cali read Brooklyn Carter, and i hope she comes out looking exactly like her mom, a girl version of Jay would be unfortunate

  • Anna

    I heard it was a boy also, maybe they are just trying to throw us off.

  • JMO

    EB says:

    Grandma Tina can make the baby glitter covered onesies.
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    With "Bey" on each butt cheek so it reads "Bey Bey" :thumbsup:

  • Mother Jefferson

    :coffee:

  • caligirl

    I love the name Brooklyn - Kings County- Brooklyn born here!

  • JMO

    That pic looks different from what she looks like now a days :think: ... I still think she's a nice looking woman though

  • cute_BIG_gul

    yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
    I hope she is adorable, I wonder will she look like Julez??

  • caligirl

    I'm out! I had have not had a productive day.....

    Holla

  • KrayZKat

    I'll wait to hear it from the horse's mouth before I believe it. Whatever the sex of the baby, I hope he/she is healthy.

    That is all.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    IF this is true congrats :yes: me and my lil princess have a good bond

  • JMO

    caligirl says:

    I’m out! I had have not had a productive day…..

    Holla
    _________________________________________________

    Slacker :lol:

  • 100% usa made!

    Hope the baby girl has more of her Mom's genes. Oh Lawd!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I wonder if Jay will get to name her Brooklyn. :think:

  • vero

    not this again :crying: :crying:

    I might be back later. can't take more than 1 post per day :waves:

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    Geesh, the third post on Bey and its just mid day.

    From still faking her pregnancy to stealing ponytails. Jesus take the wheel. :coffee:<---------------pepto bismol "tummy troubles".

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    i just had a cup with bananpudding pound cake and a mini fudge brownie :ashamed: it was soo good but omg im sleepy now... :wail:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I love the Gap's ensembles for little girls :heart: But I only buy them on sale, preferably, clearance! With their overpriced asses. I see you Gap Kids. :rolleyes:

  • 100% usa made!

    I think either way, as long as its a healthy baby, they are blessed!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @mzdimps i like that name for a girl broklyn carter :yes: nice

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    IF this is true congrats :yes: me and my lil princess have a good bond
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    :yes: Me and Ladybug do too...

  • 100% usa made!

    Mariah had the most adorable twins! Her daughter is gorgeous!

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @chi me and my lil princess have lots of the same attitude and she a lil diva but at the end of the day she my lil mini me :grin:

  • Ty

    caligirl says:

    I wonder what they will name her?
    ______________________________________________
    Jeyonce

    *switching my gravi back to the beautiful lil girl*

  • lady_cn

    :yawn:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    My daughters Naajah, Anani and Koma have a great relationship although they are still younf. I hope it grews beautifully and better than the one I had with my own Mum :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    share her passion for sparkly outfits: translation: BEDAZZLE :coffee:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ Otb

    I love to drive up into northern Florida on the weekends and go to the outlets there. I am a shopaholic too. but chit I still save too.

  • Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate

    Hmm interesting, i just found out today i am having a girl too..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Oh and Bey looks like Tyra in that pic, imo. BB later going to watch Don't be afraid of the dark. :hug: to all

  • BeautifulBliss

    I won't believe anything until I see the child. This baby has been talked about more in the womb than some people ever get talked about in their life. lol..

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Oh grats Aekelani
    :hug:

    I have 3 girls and 3 boys and I am happy.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Fayla...I swear I said the same shyt! :rofl:

    Why do I always say i'm leaving then still be here? :hahaha:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Naajah, Anani and Koma. Beautiful. :yes: I love Koma. I wanted to name Ma'am Ming and my family said I was "crazy". Self-limiting I tell ya!

    Oh but they was allll about nameing her E-yonna. I dont know if the dash is mandatory to spelling but when i say that name, I see that dash :lol:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Butterfly :kiss:

    How is your day going?

    I have been stuck and happy in the music room :lol:

  • pointhimout

    omg, if it comes out a boy, to die for. beyonce just sit this out til the lil bundle of hell makes its grand entrance, from the surrogate's womb, of course.

  • TPtotalpackage

    I could careless as long as her child is healthy. Just wanted to chime in before the other 5,675,890 comments flood in.

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    lol @ OTB TY

    I love your daughters names too.

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    My boys are Jahjaye, Tokiho, Samar

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    Welp, one thing we know for sure, it's either a girl OR a boy :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @chi me and my lil princess have lots of the same attitude and she a lil diva but at the end of the day she my lil mini me :grin:
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    :lol:

    :whistle:
    Diva is a female of a hustla

  • Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate

    Aww thanks Hony!!!!

  • bnatural

    When this child is born, the price tag on that first picture will be out of this world....though I seriously doubt they would sell the first picture.

    Congrats if they are having a girl though....

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    When I named my youngest Koma, my friends were calling her "period".

  • OutsidetheBox

    I am a shopaholic too. but chit I still save too.

    Yep. Im most determined when something is "out of my range" I have some of the kids "art" (a mis-shappen thingy from pottery class :hahaha: ) and I save and save to get my "specialty things" (chit nobody should be paying for, specially single mom o' 5 :grill: )

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    Honycoatd---Going off a feeling, I see you!!! says:

    @ Otb

    I love to drive up into northern Florida on the weekends and go to the outlets there. I am a shopaholic too. but chit I still save too.
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    where u @bew i'm in the panhandle

  • candibfly

    :coffee: <--- 0 calorie hot cocoa

    i think i'm saving too much. i wanna enjoy some of this money right now :waiting:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    I live close to Miami @ flava Fayla

    @ OTB; me too but I make it happen. Just gotta be good at searching for chit and I love to call stores and befriend the people for them to tell me when they get exclusive chit on sale so I buy it.

  • Fabulous City

    caligirl says:

    I wonder what they will name her?

    October 26, 2011 at 1:27 pm
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    Brooklyn Knowles-Carter. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :stop: Fay. :rofl:

    @ OTB & Hony.... All I got it a Nakeeyah and a Jordan Lamar. They don't got fancy names like yall's kids. :no: I like yall's babies names though. :yes:

    @ Hony...I just ate some rotisserie bird and now i'm trying to watch this movie but dude just stole this chick's teeth and I can't be watching stuff like that. I LOVE horror flicks but, that wasn't right. :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha: Koma! Period!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Candi...What you saving for, my BDay next month?! :yahoo: :hug:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    :rofl:

    :kiss: @ butterfly

    My children have 2 middle names kinda long but chit I couldn't decide and when I did it with my first I continued it with my others.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    dam my baby names sound so dam simple anaya la'shay <<her daddy named her la'shay not me :nono: and alex adrian < i was heavily medicated and madre talkn me into it! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    :crying: does flava fayla mean i look live flava flave??

    @candi :yahoo: i'm with u bew, i mean save YES, but what if uon live to spend? snoopy dont go on shopping sprees right? or does he? :think:

  • http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

    Girl or Boy just wishing blessings on the baby to come out healthy, no doubt it will be beautiful whether it looks like the mommy or daddy because the baby was made from love.. Bey is a strong chick, a chick like me would have been broke down and started wearing sports bras all day every day winter,sleet and snow! You would see the "wrath" of my real belly! :hahaha: <-- Cray

    In my CFRE voice :wave: HELLO LAY TEES

  • candibfly

    girl i got ur bday covered with the rush card :yahoo:

    i don't know what exactly i'm saving for but i'm saving :lol:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @OTB don't laugh too. lol.

    They call my son toki- mr tokyo

    My son samar his first name is really Ayinde but he prefers to be called by his middle name.

  • kdillon

    im starting to believe that the propaganda about Beyonce's child is just that, it seems like the media is distracting us from something else. We are too worried about these 1 percenters, they shouldnt no longer even be mentioned. How about we talk about how our government is in Uganda snatching up oil...

  • Fabulous City

    @Ty, you need to stop with that gravi :dead: y'all cruel man, I tell ya :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Hey Cha 2x :kiss:

    :kiss: @ Hony

    @ Candi..You mean MAN'S Rush Card? :wail: i'm glad what we have is bigger than gifts if that's the case. :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    @DIMPZ

    but dude just stole this chick’s teeth :shocked: fck kinda flick u watchin guhl? :rofl:

    my children have plain names, jasmine & andre (after him daddy :yes: )

  • candibfly

    fayla he doesn't but i can't control my self in petsmart or the pet section of marshall's :(

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ Flava Fayla oh no, don't you say that its cuz you got the colors of the rainbow all sweet and all.

  • candibfly

    i got all these coupons, the party will be fabulous :yahoo:

  • Fabulous City

    @Outsidethebox, "single mom of 5", say it ain't so!! Kudos to u lady!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Lani having another cutie for me to inappropriately kiss it's cheeks. :yahoo:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    You all will laugh but i am going to tell yall- I have a sister and well her mum tried to be cute and spelt her name "Collect'te" when my sister got old enough she could not wait to change it to Collette.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Fayla....Don't Be Afraid of The Dark.

    @ Candi...You dippin in the coupons for me?! I feel so loved. Ya hear me?! :yahoo:

  • Fabulous City

    Honycoatd---Going off a feeling, I see you!!! says:

    When I named my youngest Koma, my friends were calling her “period”.

    ---------------

    Funniest shit ever :rofl:
    then what, you changed her name?

  • http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

    KITA :love: HEY BEAUTIFUL
    FAYLA holdeth me close love :pacifier:

    CANDI you know you earn .055867% of a point ever time you swipe the rush card :yes:

    LAKERLOSITA I actually like Alex Adrian... :hug: is it Alexander Adrian or just Alex Adrian? Either way its a strong name IMO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Hony....Yeah cause her name looks like Collect with some exktra thrown at the end. :no:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    oh no I did not change her name @ Fab

    She is still Koma

  • Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate

    Lol!! Hey Dimpz!! Yep another lil girl!!! Imma send her to you for a lil while!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    :yes: and thank you... I guess I'll cook for #demchillens tonight since you making me feel all fuzzy and chit. :|

  • MzTisch

    Honycoatd---Going off a feeling, I see you!!! says:

    @ butterfly

    My children have 2 middle names kinda long but chit I couldn’t decide and when I did it with my first I continued it with my others.

    ^^^^^^^^

    We have a tradition that began with me that all the girls in the family has to have two middle names too!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :yahoo: @ Lani..My daughter is feening for me to have another one. I keep telling her :nono: YOU ill 16, the lil one ill almost 11. Boff yall will be grown by the time I ill 41. A bish wants her life back. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Lani...You gone send lil mama up top? How old is she now?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @chacha ummm its actually alexis adrian... alexis in hispanic culture is a male name and my madre thought it was so cute.. again i was medicated.. Anaya i wanted her middle name to be Isabella but daddy told me that his daughter was not a mexican or italian... the mo'fuka :lol:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Yes @ butterfly

    I wanted to name my son Makaza but my ex told me it was name pick of first name so I got it has his middle name

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @otb u got 5.. and single mama? :bow: my props go to u lady :applause:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    I am glad I am not the only one I know now with 2 middle names. People look at me crazy when I tell them they are missing a middle name :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I was gonna name J Niko initially but, his daddy looked at me like :blink:

  • OutsidetheBox

    I weep for Collette. :hahaha:

    I once had a 3rd grade teacher who changed her name...us Black kids in inner city ATL just couldnt understand why she would do this :shrug:

    And long story short Im just too nosey! I found her on Facebook :ashamed: and asked her to tell me...yes, 20+ yrs later i had to know! LOL

    It was George. They named their only fukking girl, George :/

  • candibfly

    cha cha only 7000 more points until i can get a rush bumper sticker :lol:

  • Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate

    Lol@ dimpz, yes girl you done with babies!! She is now 2 years old and a HOT mess

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    @DIMPZ :crying: there's 14 yrs difference between my 2 children. if i woulda stayed in my lane :no: <---smh

  • KDub

    who adores the clothes her mom, Tina Knowles, designs for her
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    She adores that ish? I hope her azz gets poked in the eye from a raised Bedazzling next time she pulls one of them ugly azz tops over her head.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ OTB...My son's GM, her parent's only daughter, is named Arthur Gene. Yes, it's Arthur, not Artha or anyother fancy way of spelling it.

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Niko is cute...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Lani...But she's so pretty. :yes:

    Po Fay Fay :hug:

    :rofl: @ KDubb. You gone :stop: dissing Tina's Country Couture.

  • OutsidetheBox

    2 middle names is good! Ppl hardly ever get a chance to find out. Try being hyphenated as a fukking kindergartener! :hahaha: My teachers would always call me by my 2nd last name. i just took to answering to that chit.

    My little sister has 2 first names, and they country then a mu-fugga too!

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    :rofl: @ George

    I have a sister name Peter-gaye and yes she cries over the name all the time.

  • KDub

    @DIMPZ there’s 14 yrs difference between my 2 children. if i woulda stayed in my lane <—smh
    --------------------------------------------------
    My two are 10 years apart.

    Me and my oldest sis are 11 years apart. We have a sister after us who is 7 years younger than me...so that makes the difference betwix the oldest and the youngest?

    18 years.

    My momma showed up to college freshman orientation fpr my oldest sister at UNC VERY preggers. My sister said she wanted to DIE :kona:

  • JMO

    Honycoatd---Going off a feeling, I see you!!! says:

    You all will laugh but i am going to tell yall- I have a sister and well her mum tried to be cute and spelt her name “Collect’te” when my sister got old enough she could not wait to change it to Collette.
    _______________________________________________________________

    :blink: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Hony... I thought it was too. :shrug:

  • MzTisch

    Honycoatd---Going off a feeling, I see you!!! says:

    I am glad I am not the only one I know now with 2 middle names. People look at me crazy when I tell them they are missing a middle name
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    :)

    Me too. They be like why? I'm like I don't know! But, you best believe that chits flows.....

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    :rofl:

    @ kdub

    Oh gosh me and my youngest sister are 20 yrs away on my mother side and my oldest on my dad is 8 yrs older than me and the youngest is only 5

  • OutsidetheBox

    Niko :heart:

    Good name.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

    @Hony oh ok that works for me :love:

    :rofl: @KDub

    CHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :hug: <---1 a those "mable" hugs where u caint breeve :yes:

  • JMO

    OutsidetheBox says:

    2 middle names is good! Ppl hardly ever get a chance to find out. Try being hyphenated as a fukking kindergartener! :hahaha: My teachers would always call me by my 2nd last name. i just took to answering to that chit.

    My little sister has 2 first names, and they country then a mu-fugga too!
    _____________________________________________________________________

    My last name is hyphenated because my mom didn't want to drop her name after marriage. I used to hate being called by my last name in elementary school :lol:

    Whats ur sister's name? Shirley Jean, Anna Mae, Cheryl Lynn ... what? :think:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    My father is a road dawg and had my brother on July 4th and my daughter was born on Dec 25. :rofl: and my birthday is 11/11

  • http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ OTB…My son’s GM, her parent’s only daughter, is named Arthur Gene. Yes, it’s Arthur, not Artha or anyother fancy way of spelling it.

    :hahaha: I have an Aunt name Willie Jean :no: And I know a basic broad name Arvester :hahaha:

  • Crickett

    Good for her, by the way I saw a huge Mercedes van/truck/mobile home in downtown Atlanta this morning,,,wonders if it's Jay and Beyonce in town for the concerts this weekend....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ KDubb.....I was 17 when my mother had my lil sister and my brother was 14. That child has given us "Titles". We are Brother and Sister like it is disrespectful to call us by our gubment names.

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Oh gosh you all are making me laugh so hard

  • tnwill777

    Kind of like that pic of Beyonce

  • tnwill777

    Kind of like that pic of Beyonce

  • OutsidetheBox

    Arthur Gene :no: !!!!

    :lol:

    In building my family tree, I found out my gma is really "Ella Weese" and not "Elouise" as her #fancy ass been going by for 86 years!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ Arvester :no:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Dimpz :rofl:

    My son and my sister don't like to go to the same school because when he acts up they go and tell my little sister that her nephew is being rude again and then she goes into you need to behave and listen because I am your aunty: rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :lol: @ OTB...I don't blame Elouise, her birth name made me think of Della Reese but not quite. :hahaha:

  • http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

    OutsidetheBox says:
    In building my family tree, I found out my gma is really “Ella Weese” and not “Elouise” as her #fancy ass been going by for 86 years!

    Weezy :wink:

    I have a dearly departed great aunt name Alversie :mad: and she name one of her sons McKever MICK KEEEEVER :cuss:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ OTB

    :rofl:

    MY Grand father is "Aston" and when he says his name you would think it is the queen is england speaking he goes all royal and chit. I be dying.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hony :rofl: my auntie is only 3 years older than me.. granny was still getting it in at 54 :hurl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Hony....My sister and daughter go to the same school. They are 3 months apart and ppl keep calling them cousins, like they're confused and don't know their true relation. Then when I come up for report card pickup it's, Oh, she really is your niece/aunt. :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :nono: okay, okay one of them is "Olivia" (the 2nd one)... *drops box of country names on the floor*

    :lol:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @cha :2dance: u can call me elizabet **middle name** if u nasty!!

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ Laker

    :rofl: Are we related?

    I have a 13 yr old Aunty that my grand father has and his oldest child is old enough to be my grandmother and she is over 60 :cry:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    I like Aston though. :yes:

    @ OTB...like Ole' Livia? :rofl: I'm sowry. :ashamed:

  • KDub

    Well we are from the DC ('Bama) so I got some names for yall...

    Great aunt Edna Mae. And you BEST not have called her Edna or Mae...ITS Edna Mae...

    And her daughter (my dad's first cousin) Lily Frances is NO BETTER.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Well damn! @ Hony's GrandPappy

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ butterfly :cry:

    I go through the same thing-- I start to tell people I am her mother because they look at me with some side-eye to kill me and I don't like to be embarrassed.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hony from my daddy side i got 7 count them mo'fukas 7 brothers and sis that area atleast 6 to 10 years older then my madre :blink: but then again my dady is 65... im the youngest of like 18 :think: from my padre side

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Lily Frances?! I know my name is ghetto as all hell but, it don't seem so bad now.

    <------Daughter of Shakita Shanell

  • KDub

    Hey Hey Hey back up OWF "Olivia" :stop:

    That was me great-granny (Ma Libby) and I became Kolivia for my middle name. Yes...with a K in front.

    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ HOny....I become my sister's mother when my mother is busy. :lol:

    I don't hate it though when ppl try to say that my daughter is my sister and not my child. I be ready to go off about the unnecessry hassle. :mad:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    My great nana was Isadoor.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hahaha: Y'all got me rolling on these names! I really think my great-gma couldnt readn'writin'rithmetic-it! She was of a different generation when her kids were born.

    My daughter is in school with my little brother...he's a SR and VERY popular. My daughter is a fukking wall flower. She be running whenever she see him coming :lol: She dont do "interactions" LOL

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    MARIA DEL CARMEN REYES GOMEZ VALDIVIA- CARVAJAL... <<GRANNY FULL NAME :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Dubbs....I sowry. I still lubs.

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ Butterfly

    We are in the same boat. I told my mother not to have any more children after my 9 yr old sister because she was already a grandma.

  • Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate

    @ dimpz thanks hun

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    My little sister is 6....I'm 30, do the math...

    My daddy ain't chit

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

    My older sister and brother's Grandma was a twin. Their names were Lula and Eula. :sad:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @FEFE UR DADDY MIGHT BE MY FUKKN DADDY MY MADRE WAS 15 WEN THEY GOT TOGETHER AND 16 WEN SHE HAD ME HE WAS 39 OR 40 WEN I WAS BORN.. I HAD SISTERS OLDER THAN MY MADRE...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Aww @ The baby running from friends and family. :lol: She don't wanna get ran over trying to walk next to him. Then his friends will become her friends and she's just not trying to do that. :no:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    :rofl: OTB

    I never knew how common that was that you went to school with your aunt and uncle 'em. My sister does not like it because my boys tell me all who likes her and then my son and sister were in the same class and it depressed her so much till they had to move him because she didn't like them saying if he is her boyfriend because they are so close.

  • OutsidetheBox

    OOOOHHHHHH KOLIVIA!!!!!! :hahaha: KDub for sho'! :rofl:

    My mom, one of my daughters, and my sister are all Olivia's :yes:

  • KDub

    We are in the same boat. I told my mother not to have any more children after my 9 yr old sister because she was already a grandma.
    ----------------------------------------------
    My nephew and my little brother? THE SAME AGE...b/c papa went and found him wife numma 2 who was 6 years older than HIS daughter. So the result? He became a grandfather in Feburary 1987 and a dad AGAIN in Oct 1987.

    :rofl:

    And my nephew is an idiot. Will tell females at parties and shat that my brother is his uncle...well he IS...throws young females off though!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ Lakes daddy. Did they meet *here*? NO offense intended.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Lakes

    :rofl: I hear you girl...

    If you could have been a fly on the wall in the room when I was on the phone with my daddy and he told me his chick was preggers....I'm 22 years old sittin' there like :wtf:

    and I got her age wrong, so I ain't shat...she just turned 7...

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    @ Beachy babe

    :cry: My grand daddy might be ur grand daddy too. He did chit like that and to make it worse he does not know their names because he got over 35 children but he will remember the mama tho and tell you how hot she was back then. He is a nasty jerk and I can't stand my mum father :cry:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ :rofl: Iono remember them kids names but lawd back in 1945, they mama was a bad bish! :rofl:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Butterfly :cry:

    I have cried when I met him because all his children live in about 10 different countries and trust when I say he has children between 2 sisters like really how the hell u do that for?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Hony....HOw the hell they let him?! :blink: Yo Pappy ain't right. :no:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Then his friends will become her friends and she’s just not trying to do that

    :lol: And you know them mannish ass lil boys be like, "and her mama got ass too..."

    My baby be so embarassed! LOL

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    I remember a phone call my grandmother made to me to ask if she could come live with me because my mother moved her father in and this asshole keeps bothering her to have sex with him. Like I got really upset my nana is really small and shy and timid so for her to not do what you say must really bother her. But this jerk comes into her room naked at night I died when she told me she can't do it anymore and my mom just laughs and think its a joke.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimpz :yes: my madre had just came from mexico and my padre snatch her azz right up :no: all my sisters hated my madre for how young she was i have nieces and nephews about 10 to 15 years older than me.. :blink: my daddy was a fukn loose dak!
    @hony we got so fukn much in common... its scary... u sure u not a enchilada u sure?? :think:

  • iheart405

    :rofl: yall killing me with these stories :hahaha:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    :rofl: @ OTB

    My sons get blood mad when the boys at school look at me. When I go to teacher's conferences, my oldest tells me what to wear and if I don't have anything he likes, we going shopping. He is so shy about even a girl telling him that he is cute and she likes him.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :wtf: :hailnaw: @Hony

    :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hony granpa discover viagra :rofl: po granny tho trying to take her goodies..

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hony my bro got soo fukn mad one day my momma **she think she 20** had gone up to his school and his teacher principal and classmate were trying to holla at her he was soo fukn pissd and kept saying "SHE OLD SHE MY MOMMA STOP" :mad:

  • KDub

    I remember a phone call my grandmother made to me to ask if she could come live with me because my mother moved her father in and this asshole keeps bothering her to have sex with him. Like I got really upset my nana is really small and shy and timid so for her to not do what you say must really bother her. But this jerk comes into her room naked at night I died when she told me she can’t do it anymore and my mom just laughs and think its a joke.
    --------------------------------------------------
    I got TEARS cause I picture my momma and daddy living with me or my sister...at the same time...and I can see my momma fugging him UP he come into her room nekkid...

    "Bill...you done lost your mind? Well let me help you FIND IT...Get the HAIL OUTTA HERE..."

    :rofl:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    My father's father take viagra tho-- he sends me all his prescription from England to get it for him because it is cheaper here.

    Both sides of my family are FREAKS!!!

    When my grandmum on my father side died, my grandfather(and I love him dearly) wanted to marry her sister and he said she still looks good and she is younger so she won't die leave him. WHEN I SAY NOT EVEN CONGRESS VETO OBAMA'S IDEA FASTER THAN MY FAMILY WENT HELL FUK NAH ASTON SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Po Aston. :rofl:

    @ Hony....Granny gone hafta get Mista Pappy in check, let him know the shop has closed down. :yes:

    :rofl: @ Her mama got ass too.

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hony :rolf: :dead: ur familia is too funny... my granny and granpa argue alot right so i made the mistake to ask her why? "well about 7 years ago ur granpa had his prostate surgery and ever since then things dont work right anymore" :think: im thinking attitude or something like that granny say "nope not that we havent had sex in 7 years and im pissd and he pissd so we going to be pissd for a while get used to it" and got up to cuz my granpa out :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ Lakes Granny. Can't say I wouldn't be mad as hell to though.

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    :rofl:

    I have to embrace u :hug: @ beachy. We got the same nutty family

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimpz the whole time she got this mad look on like "bych u be mad too" :lol: i just thought u know after so much :hunch: **she was preg 21 times** she be done :nono:

  • Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

    Beachy

    Those old people will:hunch: into the ground. They got so much stamina.

  • OutsidetheBox

    :rofl: I wanna come to yall houses :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    And I thought my GMA was bad for eye flucking and half undressing, literally, a few of my guy friends. :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @hony u should see my granny tho she be looking him up and down like "the nerve of this mo'fuka to even pee" :rofl: granny is always pissd and finding somthing to :cuss: my grandpa fo... i be mad too u done made me have all these kids and now i cant get mine :peace:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: I guess she say if his shyt doesn't work for what it needs it don't need to be doing shyt it should. :rofl:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimpz i caught my granny doing that to one of my bf brothers :wail: she was looking at him like "I CAN TEACH U A THING OR TWO" after he left she just said "OH WELL HE WAS A HANDSOME MAN.. IF I WAS YOUNGER" then walk her azz to :cuss: grandpa out... :rofl:
    @hony granny said all they used to do back in the day was work on the farm cook fuk and sleep.. she said we dint have "distractions" aka t.v or radio :rofl:

  • KDub

    My grandparents was freaks up til the END. Few days before my grandmother had her stroke my aunt said she had gone over there to drop off somebody ‘scrips (don’t remember whose) and she heard ahhh “noises”…had let herself in using her key. Bish next time KNOCK.

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    Po Grandpa! :rofl:

    :ghost: @ TV being a distraction. Po Pappy, SHE'S probably the reason they got all those kids. :yes:

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimpz right :rofl: like u shouldn't even pee bastard!! :rofl: aww my po granny and granpa getn abused... the funny thing about it my granny be pissd :cuss: and my grandpa be so G about it looks at her dont say a word and turns his azz around and walks away from her errtime like "bish u got 50 good years outa me u betta sit ur hot azz down" and soo quiet and calm about the situation while granny is mad

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimp she killed me with "distractions" :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ KDubb...Your GParents sound like my GMa. My mother was telling my GMA that she doesn't have "urges" anymore and my GMa looked at her like she was crazy. My mother asked her does she and her reply was, Sure do, I ain't dead yet. :rofl:

    Then my ignant ass mama called my daddy in the garage to confirm that they don't get it in. Me and my GMA both were like, He's crazy, i'dda lied to save face. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

    @ Lakes...How old are they?

  • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

    @dimpz grandma is 67 and grandpa is 76

  • singer25

    @GAGIRL87 Thats my song

    Im a stan but damn I cant take anymore of this beyonce uterus watch....

  • MrsMommy

    BUT DIDN'T "THE YAKI" AND GRANDMA "YAKI" SAY THAT the expected baby was a boy?

    Oh,my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! I want that little sucker to be a BOY so badly!!! And I want it to look like THE CAMEL to the HILT!!!!

  • http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

    MrsMommy says:

    BUT DIDN’T “THE YAKI” AND GRANDMA “YAKI” SAY THAT the expected baby was a boy?

    I never heard Beyonce or Tina say that once :nono: Stop imagining things

  • MrsMommy

    Well, whatever IT is, I want it to look like one of the funny internet mash-ups of Yaki and her Camel.

  • GAGIRL87

    singer25 says:

    @GAGIRL87 Thats my song

    Im a stan but damn I cant take anymore of this beyonce uterus watch….

    ___________________________________________________

    Me either just sad :no: