According to CBS Atlanta 46, the long-suffering wife of embattled Atlanta prosperity preacher, Bishop Eddie Long, has filed for divorce.

Vanessa G. Long released a statement early Friday morning announcing her decision to terminate her marriage to Long, who is the leader of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia.

The statement reads as follows:

"After a great deal of deliberation and prayer, I have decided to terminate my marriage to Bishop Eddie L. Long. Accordingly, I authorized my attorneys to file for divorce on December 1, 2011.

It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, harmoniously, and fairly. I ask that you respect my privacy and that of my family, as my attorneys and I have agreed that we will not try this case in the media, and I do not intend to make any further statements concerning this matter.

I also ask that the public pray for my entire family during this difficult period of transition.

Thank you, and may God continue to bless and keep each of you." Source

The divorce proceeding follows a tumultuous year for the Bishop, who, earlier this year, settled a sexual misconduct suit brought by 4 former Longfellow Youth Academy students, and a fifth man who was not included in the suit.

Photo: John Amis, AP

  • Melissa Niice

    Bout damn time :coffee: bless her heart!!

  • Mother Jefferson

    :applause:

  • lovezoe

    Prayers that she can move on peacefully.

  • chocolate divalicious aka CD

    :claps:

  • CC

    I wondered what she would do! I can not imagine the hurt and embarrassment that she suffers from this.

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    if she rolling out then you know everything is true. not that any of us had any doubt anyway

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I knew it was only a matter of time...

  • http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

    I know this can't have been easy for her.

  • The Makeup Maven

    I feel sorry for any marriage that breaks up and cannot be salvaged, but it seems that only 1 person was in this union. I'm glad she found the strength to move on! :yes:

  • Creamychic

    LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl: I love nessa :rofl: Eeeeddddiiiii you been a baddddd boy :rofl: one down hundreds more to go. COME on LORD shake 'em up

  • SexxxyDimeDiva

    Sometimes you have to just say enough is enough! :claps:

  • EB

    I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Eddie Long's house of cards will continue to come crashing down...he knows what he did and he knows that how he handled it was filled with pride, pride comes before the fall... :coffee:

    Morning SR FAm! :waves:

  • http://www.thesifirm.com securityone

    She's making sure that she gets her 50% before these upcoming books by his accusers bankrupt his a$$... Very smart move.

  • Creamychic

    yall dont know vanessa but she is cool. but enuff is enuff, I was so sick of ole Eddie I'm laughing cause I know about this stuff been in the midst of it all since 2001 :rofl: dont judge me

  • MrUnapologetic

    This is truly unfortunate. I pray her strength as she tries to move forward with her life.

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ Eb - morning bew! :hug:

    heeeeeey FeFe, Creamy, DimeDiva, CD, East, CC & Mother Jefferson :hug:

  • Melissa Niice

    @ Eb
    I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :kiss: @Tatted

  • change

    :offtopic:

    Tatted...

    That gravi is the BIZ-NESSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Creamychic

    vanessa been move on, :yes: she was there just for the church sake, she knew about ole eddie, dont get mad at me, the BIBLE said one husband one wife while the first one lives EDDIE was on number 2 . the Qualifaications of a Bishop the husband of one (1) wife while the first one lives, his first wife is still living :nono:

  • NaijaGal

    @Tatted
    :whistle:

    I need somebody for me
    I need somebody for me, someone
    And so I'm finding out that
    Dreams you believe in, can come to be
    And now I'm looking up to find that joy
    And happiness can come to you and me
    I actually found someone for me

  • lady_cn

    I'm surprised it took her this long. :coffee:

  • caligirl

    :clap:

    I agree with you Zoe and MakeupMaven - My prayers are with her.
    _________

    :waves: @ creamy, Fe, Eb, MotherJefferson, EastPoint, Kara, Security, Melissa, MrUnapologetic, CC and errybody. Happy Friday!!!!

  • http://www.philly.com/ Jay Bee

    Father Lord I ask that you bless and give strength to the Long family.. Amen!

  • cheeks8683

    After a great deal of deliberation and prayer, I have decided to terminate my marriage to Bishop Eddie L. Long. Accordingly, I authorized my attorneys to file for divorce on December 1, 2011.
    ___________________________________________________________

    She used the tear "terminate"....guess the marriage has become too much of a job to her...Bless her heart. He totally embarassed her....its one thing to have jumpoffs but messing with boys!!! :nono: if you ask me she was in it a year too long. I pray for that church family...It wont be long before he is renting out a store frotn to have service...

  • KK76

    Unfortunate

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    What was she waiting for? That darn jeri curl alone would have made me file! #fail :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @caligirl, Naija, Creamy, CD :hugs:

  • KK76

    but necessary, I'm sure.

  • SAUCEY82

    Good morning :cheer:

    She did what she felt she was supposed to do. She stood by her Husband. Now that the dust has cleared it is time for her move around. IMO :shrugs:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    Its about time :clap:

  • Yardgirl

    EB says:

    I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
    ************************
    :rofl:

    Good morning y'all! :)

  • pointhimout

    she dont want prayers, she want that paper, eff the bs. I knew this was coming. My bigger concern is has Deshawn Snow left the church yet with eric's checkbook?

    A piece of ass on the side will ruin any marriage, apparently man ass or girl ass.

  • laterthannever

    Tough one, good for her and the timing was classy. (Immediately after settlements or accusations would have seemed reactionary and distracting no matter how justifiable).

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey Change. Thank you love of my e-life! :kiss:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @talkingwithtami

    That jeri curl, ugly azz bull face, big ol' fish eyes, and fonky sweaty body scent woulda had me long gone! :rofl:

  • EB

    Good morning everyone makeup maven, caligirl :yahoo:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    @talkinwithtami

    and those sheets he wear, I know she can't wait to get her yt sheets back on her bed!

  • SAUCEY82

    @ Fefe,Creamy(my twin), tatted, naija, Cali, Eb

    :hug:

    If I missed someone, my fault. You know it's all love

  • caligirl

    :waves: Morning a@ Naija and Lady
    _____________

    I wonder why she waited this long :shurg: I wonder if there is any money left to "take" or she just glad she got some pride left. Since nobody wants to talk about it...I want mention that she is probably grateful she didn't get the HIVE :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeeey Caligirl, Cheeks, Yard, Saucey, Point, Mizzdallas, KK76, later, tami....DID I GET EVERYONE??? :hug:

  • Melissa Niice

    Good Morning caligirl, fefe, saucey, creamy and CD :yahoo:

  • caligirl

    :waves: Hey Saucey baby cakes

  • pointhimout

    it's a curly wig sweetie, @talkingwittami. I'm still waiting for the fight he so courageously stated he'd put up.

  • Hershey

    I thought about it, and I'm thinking she's stayed because maybe she was waiting on God's answer to her prayers. I feel for her, but I'm glad she's gathered the strength to move on, I'm sure it was tough.

  • boistop

    Just when you thought you were above it all! :violin:

  • Melissa Niice

    Morning all!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :kiss: @SAUCEY

  • pointhimout

    morning Maven.

  • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I feel sorry for any marriage that breaks up and cannot be salvaged, but it seems that only 1 person was in this union. I’m glad she found the strength to move on
    ^^^^^^^^^
    :cosign:

  • SAUCEY82

    @Tatted
    DID I GET EVERYONE???<------ I was thinking the same thing :pray:

  • caligirl

    pointhimout says:

    YOUR GRAVI :kona: please! It's the best!

  • Creamychic

    good morning my loves :waves: dont feel sorry for vanessa yall, trust me, it's more than meets the eye. :hug: tatted, cali, FeFe,EB, point, yard, tami, cheeks ,Lady_cn , Midzz and all that i missed :kiss:

  • caligirl

    GoodMorning @Intense - Coming in all quiet. Come give me a :hug:

    Happy Friday

  • The Makeup Maven

    2 People that I am MAD AT RIGHT NOW............... Point & Hershey.
    Ya'll heffas gravis are giving me my life ratt now! :rofl:

    To dayum early! :rofl:

  • boistop

    @caligirl
    She was more than anything embarrassed she prob just wants to separate herself from all the shenanigans!

  • SAUCEY82

    @Fefe
    Can I place that kiss where I need it?...lol

    @Melissa
    :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey Intense :hug:

    For some reason, I was expecting the *cosign* to be in CAPS! :lol:

  • Jessie

    At least she took her time and didn't rush out of the marriage. She did it in her own time and I pray that the rest of her life is filled with joy as she moves forward. I am sure this has been very hard on her and I am sure she has shed plenty tears. I pray that she gets the privacy she requested. As hard as this decision was for her to make, I believe the hard part is behind her. From this day forward, Vanessa will be fine.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :waves: @Melissa

  • Creamychic

    Sausy and Intens What it Do boo :yahoo:

  • https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

    :waves: @ Makeup Maven and all of SR!!!!! :)

  • cheeks8683

    Morning everyone :wave: I dont wanna miss anyone!

  • caligirl

    talkingwithtami says:

    What was she waiting for? That darn jeri curl alone would have made me file! #fail
    ________
    :dead: Yeah he would not have gotten in my bed... They probably had not slept together for years? :shurgs:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    :wave: Good Morning M&M, FeFe, Creamy, CD, Caligirl, Saucey, Intense and the rest of the family

    Looks like the roof is caving in on Eddie...hopefully his members will wake up a follow suite as well. His wife leaving him says an awful lot!!

  • pointhimout

    Mornin All.

    :lol: and I thought my gravis would be on an indefinite hiatus.

  • SAUCEY82

    @Creamy
    I dare you not acknowledge your twin :argue:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey Chibs :hug:

    Point - THAT DAYUM GRAVI, MAYNE! But why this nigga got his hand on 'ol dude shoulder like he bet not make a move! :rofl:

  • GAGIRL87

    That's wonderful I will keep her in my prayers b/c her journey isn't gonna be easy I can't imagine living a life that was a complete LIE :coffee:

  • lexdiamonz

    *dead* at pointimout GRAVIE!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :dead: @point's new gravie! that chit just looks all KINDS of suspect! :rofl:

    :waves: @chiby, EB, mizzdallas, cheeks, and anyone else who posts after this!

    @Creamy

    Wherever u want it hon... :love:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    @Point
    That pic is so creepy!! Eddie is smizing and chit in the pic..Just fukking gross... :hurl:

  • Creamychic

    I cant say or tell yall how to feel , but GOD was never in this Marriage, :shrugs: it would go against GOD word, but anyway carry on

  • SAUCEY82

    @Chib
    Well marry Christmas :oops:

    :-D

  • caligirl

    pointhimout says:

    she dont want prayers, she want that paper, eff the bs. I knew this was coming. My bigger concern is has Deshawn Snow left the church yet with eric’s checkbook?

    A piece of ass on the side will ruin any marriage, apparently man ass or girl ass.
    __________
    Eric check book left when he left her and had that baby, by the younger women. I COULD NOT imagine her giving them her Alimony and Childsupport

  • Hershey

    Tatted... :hahaha: he'll drop out of the Presidential race today, his long term jumpoff put a nail in that :casket: when she produced her cell phone records...she ignored the jumpoff :rules: by confirming the affair really happened.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    :rofl: @ Saucey!

  • Creamychic

    @ sausy I came back and said SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUSSSYYY :love: :hug:

  • caligirl

    :hugs: chi how is ladybug this morning?

    :waves: at all coming in!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Creamy

    Could you possibly elaborate on what you know????

  • SAUCEY82

    :offtopic:

    I'm shock SR didnt post Beyonce's interview yet explaining her floating belly?

    She claims she is not confirming how far along she is due to the safety of her child.... :blink:

  • candibfly

    *dusts my SR recliner off with eddie's lacefront*

    morning and whatnot :bye:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hershey - :rofl:

    I hope that fool does jump out the race...and a fuggin' window! He gets on my FAT AZZ NERVE! :rolleyes:

  • SAUCEY82

    @Chib

    :kiss:

    @Creamy
    you had me scroll up to look. Your right my fault :kiss:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Saucey - YOU'RE LATE, HUN! THIS DISCUSSION HAPPENED YESTERDAY I THINK! :lol:

    HEEEEEEY Candi :hi:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    @Caligirl
    She's fine. We took her to the ER last night and doctor pretty much said it was a stomach virus. She's at home with me and daddy today, cause they suggested that she not go to daycare. Thank God it was nothing minor...

  • Ms. YaYa

    @ Saucey
    don't worry, it's coming...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    candibfly says:

    *dusts my SR recliner off with eddie’s lacefront*

    morning and whatnot :hi:

    ______________

    :ghost:

  • SAUCEY82

    @Tatted
    You know I have been M.I.A on here... DANG!!!!<------ :hahaha:

  • candibfly

    tatted :wave: <---- new brush set from sephora

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    EB says:

    I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
    ____________________

    :coffee:

  • caligirl

    Ms. YaYa says:

    ___________________
    That was the funnist MARTIN EVER! I cry laughing each and every time I see it!

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Saucey - it's okay...you ain't miss much! :lol:

    @ Candi - I got a $15.00 coupon for Sephora. Bish cashing that in TODAY....i'mma get a brush set too! :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ YaYa's gravi. I :heart: that episode. :lol:

  • Creamychic

    @FeFe, it goes a long way back, when a girl was first raped over there, the cover up of that )I was around them on a regular, lets say to close for comfort, but when Nessa came to my house, I just dare to speak on it, that's all but it will come out, for the safety (the KIDS) i will leave it along,

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    Creamychic says:

    the BIBLE said one husband one wife ...
    ________________

    Actually, the Bible says "seven women shall take hold of one man." Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?

  • iheart405

    Morning All :waves: 'cept for Hershey and Point for them gravis :nono: :rofl:

  • Mother Jefferson

    Creamychic tell us more!! :gossip:

    :waves: Tatted, caligirl

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    _____________________________________________________
    :nono: Here we go again....

  • candibfly

    i was going to buy the brush set with my american express points but i decided to put it toward my bill instead since it was high this month :crying:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Yardgirl says:

    EB says:

    I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple

    --------
    Ion know the word is she has sticky fingers for clothes and she has a sticky finger for.....booy <--feelce johnson voice

  • I Go There

    All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces... I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those. If not he'll have to use that spray to cover up that dome... That might be worse though...might end up looking like Greasy ass Jermaine Jackson.

  • SAUCEY82

    @Ms. Ya Ya

    You are so right :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @Creamy

    Girl this place is strictly for :gossip: ....

    Carry on...we's all anonymous up in here! :coffee:

  • Creamychic

    @sandra mae did you speak :) but •One husband one wife while the first one lives. (Luke 16:18), (Romans 7:1-4), (I Corinthians 7:10) the population give me insight on that in the bible so I can adjust my knowledge, but for a bishop those are the qualifications on him

  • caligirl

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Saucey – it’s okay…you ain’t miss much!

    @ Candi – I got a $15.00 coupon for Sephora. Bish cashing that in TODAY….i’mma get a brush set too!
    __________________
    I'm going to the Sephora right now.... :mad: was it a virtual coupon. I buy from them all the time...checking inbox now.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

    Er'time I see Eddie I can't help but laugh.... :lol:

    G'day SR folks :hi:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    I Go There says:

    All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those. If not he’ll have to use that spray to cover up that dome… That might be worse though…might end up looking like Greasy ass Jermaine Jackson.
    ________________________________________________
    He can always get the Steve Harvey lacefronts....hell he may even be able to come out with this own line...called the Eddie Long jeri curl edition... :yes:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    Carry on…we’s all anonymous up in here! :coffee:
    _____________________________________________
    :nono: :rofl:

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Who gets the wigs?

  • candibfly

    HIS please dust off ur custom ostrich feather ice skates so we can skate in Rockefeller Center next weekend :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

    @IGo ur ass is special :hahaha:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Candi - soooo, does the brushes work well??? I've never bought the Sephora brushes. And if so, which set did you purchase?

  • I Go There

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    ___________________________________________________________

    I be damn... Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives.... With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco.... I dont need that shait in my life... Ill pass.

  • http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

    Go There says:

    All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those.
    -----------
    PETA gone come get those baby kittens and peacocks...

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeey HIS! How you doing today?

  • Creamychic

    @His Been missing you bew :yahoo: how u doing ma'

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @His :hump:

    U fcking purrrty bish!

  • lexdiamonz

    YALL don't start quoting scripture before REDEEMED come up in here and get it crunk!!

  • Mother Jefferson

    I Go There says:

    All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those. If not he’ll have to use that spray to cover up that dome… That might be worse though…might end up looking like Greasy ass Jermaine Jackson.
    ----------------------------------
    Jermaine, Eddie and Kandi's mom Joyce all need a hair intervention :nono:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Caligirl - It was Sephora Beauty Insider & my apologies, it was a $15.00 giftcard.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
    ________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: You couldnt handle both of us at the same time? Man-up!!!! :rofl:

  • I Go There

    He can always get the Steve Harvey lacefronts….hell he may even be able to come out with this own line…called the Eddie Long jeri curl edition…
    ________________________________________________________________

    He can call them shaits the Soul Glow edition.... :lol:

  • iheart405

    SO NONE OF YOU MUTHAFLUCKAS GONNA AKNOWLEDGE MY FONT TODAY
    :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.

    ___________

    :casket:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :dead: @ IGO....here you go again this morning. :no:

  • Creamychic

    Go There says:

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    ___________________________________________________________

    I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.

    ____________________________________________________________________

    It's called rightly dividing the word :yes:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Ooops, Heeeeey iheart! :hug:

  • candibfly

    tatted i bought a few of the eyeshawdow brushes and i like them :yahoo:

    i haven't tried the blush or foundation brushes because i already had em when i got bare minerals

  • NaijaGal

    FeFe :cheer:
    @Cheeks :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

    @Candi, oh yes lemme rifle thru the attic and get those out....I believe *dr. evil pinky* they are in my box labeled "bitchin moments with Canday!" :yahoo:

  • I Go There

    His_Mommy623 says:

    @IGo ur ass is special
    _________________________________________

    Everyday I am

    whats going on

  • iheart405

    Must I bring back my gravi from yesterdays past to get aknowledged in this bish? :waiting:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    It’s called rightly dividing the word :yes:
    ___________________________________________________
    Or the paycheck!!! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @iheart and @Dawn

    :hugs: and :kiss:

  • Hershey

    I can just hear Redeemed waking up, :typing: fast and hard on bible dot com googling da heyull outta sum scripcha's to start her weekly internet service :pray: that she doesn't wake up and start service on my Happy Friday :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

    I'm sure since this all went down Vanessa was not living or sleeping in the same room as Mr Like it in the booty Man....

    Morning my loves! It's Friday bishes!!! :cheers:

  • The Makeup Maven

    thanks Candi. I'mma go rip some of them off today....the eyeshadow ones.
    :yahoo: <---- HAPPIER THAN A PUNK IN BOYSTOWN!

  • caligirl

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Candi – soooo, does the brushes work well??? I’ve never bought the Sephora brushes. And if so, which set did you purchase?
    ___________
    I was going to buy Bobbi Brown brushes, and the consultant told me all of Sephora brushes were really good. (trying to up my eyemakeup game, thanks to the MkupMaven)

  • Creamychic

    @Chiby Right :rofl:

  • iheart405

    I Go There says:

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    ___________________________________________________________

    I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.

    _________
    :dead: :ghost:

  • I Go There

    You couldnt handle both of us at the same time? Man-up!!!!
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.

  • SAUCEY82

    @iheart

    :hahaha:

  • iheart405

    Heeeyyy Tatted & Fe :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

    Tatted! :2dance: hey suga!

    Creamyyy! I's hea for a second bew...I gotta go to My other gig in about 2 hours *sigh*

    Fe! Meowwwww *purr* hey bebeh!

    iheart! :lol: :hi:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO….here you go again this morning
    _____________________________________________
    :lol:

    Hey Tatted... you know how I do.

  • Ms. YaYa

    @ Iheart
    I just cannot with that gravi! I was actually trying to come up with something to say but I just can't...

  • SAUCEY82

    @His

    Hello missy
    :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey HIS - before you go, didn't you say you had on dark green eyeshadow???? What color was the lip again? I wanted to try that out.
    Going out, getting faded and I want to wear a dark green eye! :yes:

  • caligirl

    :waves: at Iheart! :hugs: Iheart throws a :party: for Iheart

    Please don't do that!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :yahoo: @Frenchy

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO….here you go again this morning
    _____________________________________________
    :lol:

    Hey Tatted… you know how I do.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Don't I ever! Did I hear correctly you got smacked or something in the sack??? :waiting:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
    ________________________________________________
    Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you.... :lol: We'll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk... Cant be giving one more than the other... :nono:

  • Creamychic

    :offtopic: there are scriptures, epistles, letters so all are not scriptures from Gensis up to acts are scriptures, then you have epistles which are the letters they wrote on how the church or body needs to act and be set up #helpful but back to what yall was talking about, I wont go into the bible today. I'll let redeeemed777 come and do that :yes:

  • iheart405

    @His & Saucey :hi: Ion think yall was in here yesterday for the gravi I had that was worse than Faylas :rofl: (jus whisper that you wanna see it and I'll put it up for a quick sec)

  • iheart405

    caligirl says:

    at Iheart! Iheart throws a for Iheart

    Please don’t do that!

    _________

    Hey Cali :waves: I'll try to be good today :biggrin:

  • iheart405

    @yaya you know Verdeen and his blouses are the ish :hahaha:

  • http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

    @mizzdallas @fefe dead! Yall got me cracking up, hell nawl!

  • The Makeup Maven

    chibytex aka the people's champ says:

    Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
    ________________________________________________
    Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you…. :lol: We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    YOU KNOW I HATE YOU RIGHT! :lol

  • I Go There

    Don’t I ever! Did I hear correctly you got smacked or something in the sack???
    _______________________________________________________________________

    :lol:
    Why you bringing up old shait... Yeah I got slapped doing the do one time... I was like 16 at the time.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @iheart

    I missed it, but I saw all the comments about it...if it was worse than Fayla's then I'll pass....I still have flashbacks of that atrocity...

  • BigCityGirl

    Good Morning All!

    She knew she had to move on...she waitied until everything was confirmed and settled before she made her move. Prayers going up for her and the family.

  • speakinmymind

    well, hopefully she can move forward with her life and put this behind her as much as possible.

  • Hershey

    @ Maven I wanna up my shadow game too, I love the smokey eye, but need tips for how to do it for the day...Uncle Sam might send me home looking like Heaux tryna win and chit at my gud gubbament jawb and all :rofl: Seriously I need some tips, have loads of shadow, but only wear rule from MAC :wail: only cause I don't know how to do it any different

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    :hug: M&M

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    Well if we gonna talk about seeing stars when :hump: then I got some stories for that azz...has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????

  • iheart405

    :dead: cause I just realized that was Herman Cains Face in Hershey's gravi :rofl:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????
    ________________________________________________
    :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

    :danban1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @chiby

    That chit scared the crap out of me when it first happened...I thought I had actually fell unconscious!

  • I Go There

    Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you…. We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other…
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Hell and NO.... I can hear the shait now.
    "Hey, you gave her 3 more strokes than you gave me"..."Why you slap her azz harder than you did mine"

  • iheart405

    FeFe says:

    Well if we gonna talk about seeing stars when then I got some stories for that azz…has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????

    _________

    *raises hand* :ido:

  • pointhimout

    man wrote the bible, r we still on this? like really?

  • pointhimout

    @173 :popcorn: now we're talking.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    IGoThere
    Yeah you right....that wouldnt make for a happy home... :lol:

  • caligirl

    :waves: at I go there. SMH

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    @chiby

    That chit scared the crap out of me when it first happened…I thought I had actually fell unconscious!
    ___________________________________________________
    :nono: Not me!! I tried to see if I could make myself do it again!!!
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @point

    Anytime folks start getting too serious on a thread, always start talking about sex! :yes:

    Sex is like God's stress reliever for real!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

    @Tatted, I had on more of a slightly dark metallic green shadow and and a barely pinkish nude lip...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @iheart

    You should email that chit to me so I can see what all the fuss was about...

    caramelcomplex@hotmail.com

  • AllNYC

    That Jheri curl juice ruining my good linens would have done me in a long time ago.

  • I Go There

    Whats up Cali

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    AllNYC says:

    That Jheri curl juice ruining my good linens would have done me in a long time ago.
    ____________________________________________________
    I bet she made him lay down a towel on her pillows before he laid down...or put on a jeri curl cap!! :rofl:

  • SAUCEY82

    has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????<----- SHYT I COULD BREATHE EITHER :smack:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    :lol:
    Why you bringing up old shait… Yeah I got slapped doing the do one time… I was like 16 at the time.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oooh, okay! :coffee:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Hershey - just don't go so dark right away. And remember, smokey eye can be more than black. You can do purple, brown, red, etc. Just put it on lightly. It'll be great, I'm sure. :yes:

  • Mother Jefferson

    AllNYC says:

    That Jheri curl juice ruining my good linens would have done me in a long time ago.
    ----------------------
    :dead:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ HIS......metallic green you say?!?! :thinking:

    Don't have many metallics....may need to change that up! THANKS!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    I'm heeeeere
    :waves: Tatted, Saucey, Chi, IGo, Fe-Fe, IHeart

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

    Good morning HIS :2dance:
    #NotaClique

  • iheart405

    @Tatted, I love your come hether look in your gravi :yes:

  • iheart405

    Hey Ohoey :waves:

  • Creamychic

    pointhimout says:

    man wrote the bible, r we still on this? like really?

    ___________________________________________________

    :smack:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    Why you bringing up old shait… Yeah I got slapped doing the do one time… I was like 16 at the time.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oooh, okay
    ____________________________________________
    yeah it wasnt anything too recent... but she did slap the shait outta me though. It was one of those slaps were your eyes water up. WOW

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @OHoney

    :hugs: hey bew!

  • The Makeup Maven

    O'Honey Bunny :hug:

  • NaijaGal

    :offtopic:
    Listened to Natalie Nunn on Breakfast Club getting all indignant about her degree(s) from USC but ummm all that don't mean ish when you getting paid for doing hoesh*t

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Iheart - you so good to me! Thank you doll. :kiss:

  • I Go There

    OHoney says:

    I’m heeeeere
    Tatted, Saucey, Chi, IGo, Fe-Fe, IHeart
    ___________________________________________

    Hello maam how are you

  • SAUCEY82

    @SWEET HONEY
    :hug:

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    yeah it wasnt anything too recent… but she did slap the shait outta me though. It was one of those slaps were your eyes water up. WOW
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    You must be a BEAST now then, getting slapped @ 16. I ain't never slapped no one, but I did give a round of applause during!

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    She should have filed for divorce the minute she found out...but I'm sure she knew!
    My father and step mom still attends his church! smh!

  • The Makeup Maven

    Don't NOBODY love the Lawd more than I do....well, maybe Redeemed, but are we tom'bout the Bible again??? :shrug:

  • brwnbutafly

    OMGOSH!!! I come to read the stories but more so for the comments...SR, ur readers are hilarious!!!! Avi's and all :)

  • The Makeup Maven

    Taaaaainted :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :offtopic:

    Where on earth is @Dimpz?

  • iheart405

    NaijaGal says:

    Listened to Natalie Nunn on Breakfast Club getting all indignant about her degree(s) from USC but ummm all that don’t mean ish when you getting paid for doing hoesh*t

    _________

    :cosign: I can't stand listening to her talk. It's like she has to name all of her "accomplishments" to validate herself :rollseyes:

  • Ms. YaYa

    I Go There says:
    yeah it wasnt anything too recent… but she did slap the shait outta me though. It was one of those slaps were your eyes water up. WOW

    _______________________________________________________________________
    :hahaha:

  • iheart405

    @Tainted, I hope that pic is photoshopped :hahaha:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    :hi: Honey

  • The Makeup Maven

    NaijaGal says:

    :offtopic:

    Listened to Natalie Nunn on Breakfast Club getting all indignant about her degree(s) from USC but ummm all that don’t mean ish when you getting paid for doing hoesh*t
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :rolleyes: <--- at Natalie Nunn!

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    My father and step mom still attends his church! smh!
    __________________________________________________
    :hi: Tainted
    Do they believe that he :hump: them lil boys or do they believe the boys are lying?

  • I Go There

    You must be a BEAST now then, getting slapped @ 16. I ain’t never slapped no one, but I did give a round of applause during!
    __________________________________________________________________

    Oh damn... Yeah thats good work right there.
    The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
    I had to laugh at that one...

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    :offtopic:
    For my mother and father in law's suprise anniversary party I'm making:
    Shrimp twice baked potatos
    Lemon pepper fish (a trio of Tilipia, flounder, and catfish)
    Zucchni, sqaush, and mushroom medley
    Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
    Lobster Spinach artichoke dip

    What ya'll think?

  • LuvMySailor

    @sandra
    and @Creamychic

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    ------------------------------------------------------

    Good morning!

    That verse is speak of is Isaiah 4. It is a continuation of Isaiah 3. This is actually a prophesy of the judgement that fell Judah and Jerusalem when the King of Babylon destroyed them in 587BC.
    The nations where brought the same and the the women were made desparate because of those men who died and were taken into captivity.

    This verse needs to stay in it's historical meaning.

  • The Makeup Maven

    I Go There says:

    You must be a BEAST now then, getting slapped @ 16. I ain’t never slapped no one, but I did give a round of applause during!
    __________________________________________________________________

    Oh damn… Yeah thats good work right there.
    The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
    I had to laugh at that one…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Well dayum, IGO! :lol: where in the fugg DID you come from?? :waiting:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Chibs - you had me until you said Zucchni, sqaush, and mushroom medley.
    Everything else sounds tantalizing....BUT don't get me wrong, it's just not MY thing, but I'm not invited anyways sooooo. :coffee:

    Just Kidding!

  • LuvMySailor

    @chibytex aka the people's champ

    Sounds delish! I'm crashing!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    @chiby

    That sounds downright delish!

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    @M&M
    I really trying to start my own catering business...I want to specialize in seafood...this is my real chance to showcase my skills..I'm nervous cause EVERYTHING has to turn out right! I got business cards on DECK!! :lol:

    Girl that Medley is the bomb.com but I know a lot of people dont eat those veggies...You have to know how to cook them right!!!

  • CC

    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Eb – morning bew! :hug:

    heeeeeey FeFe, Creamy, DimeDiva, CD, East, CC & Mother Jefferson :hug:
    ___________________________________________________________________________
    Good Morning Tatted...Cute Gravi girlie!!! Good Morning Caligirl, and everyone else :waves:

  • pointhimout

    yeah, lemon pepper fish sounds scrump-chus

  • I Go There

    Well dayum, IGO! where in the fugg DID you come from??
    _____________________________________________________

    My momma :lol:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :hi: bishes. And hello to all you otha bishes that dont answer to "bish". :hi:

    I want to thank y'all for y'all support of Beyonce on her most recent thread.

    Be sure to check out her interview tonight at 10pm w/ Katie Couric on ABC as she :rofl: at the pillow pet jokes.

    I lub y'all #blackgirlsROCK

  • Ms. YaYa

    I Go There says:
    The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
    I had to laugh at that one…
    ____________________________________________________________________

    *mouths* call me ;)
    just kidding but DAYUM!!!

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    I gotta get centerpieces today...I think I'm gonna use candles! I gotta get balloons. Its a lot of chit...but I love catering and planning.....

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Chibs - I :heart: mushrooms but the others NOT SO MUCH. However, I do like Zucchini bread! :lol:

    @ CC - Why thank you darling. I appreciate your compliment.

  • OutsidetheBox

    Lemon pepper fish (a trio of Tilipia, flounder, and catfish)

    Hellooooo....is this a tried-true or something new youre trying? :think:

    I want that recipe..

  • vero

    Morning folks !!!! :waves:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeeey OTB :hi:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ IGO - I totally understand because I GET IT FROM MY MOMMA TOO! :wink:

    :dead: @ YaYa! :lol:

  • iheart405

    Go There says:
    The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
    I had to laugh at that one…
    ___________

    :shocked: Now what now - Tasha Mack voice What's your location again :thinking:

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeeey Vero sweet thang you! :kiss:

  • SAUCEY82

    @OUTSIDE

    HEY MISSY
    :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

    Shrimp twice baked potatoes? recipe please :waiting:

  • caligirl

    chibytex aka the people's champ says:

    For my mother and father in law’s suprise anniversary party I’m making:
    Shrimp twice baked potatos
    Lemon pepper fish (a trio of Tilipia, flounder, and catfish)
    Zucchni, sqaush, and mushroom medley
    Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
    Lobster Spinach artichoke dip

    What ya’ll think?
    _______________________________
    It sounds really good, it's a alot of rich foods. I hope no one has gout. :dead:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    :hi: OTB

  • SAUCEY82

    @VERO
    :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    but I love catering and planning…..

    Me too! Im such a Susie homemaker Martha Stewart Sandra Lee freak.. I saw a tablscape this morning with Ornaments as a centerpiece. Super festive.

    What yr is this for the inlaws? You could try incorporating whatever the "gift" for this yr is into the decor. :yes:

  • Creamychic

    Can we get a new post Please :yes:

  • caligirl

    OutsidetheBox says:
    ______________
    What's up mama! How you been :hugs:

  • iheart405

    Heeeeyyyy OTB :waves: with yo purty pug nose self :hahaha:
    I kid, I kid

  • iheart405

    :hi: Vero

  • The Makeup Maven

    chibytex aka the people's champ says:

    @M&M
    I really trying to start my own catering business…I want to specialize in seafood…this is my real chance to showcase my skills..I’m nervous cause EVERYTHING has to turn out right! I got business cards on DECK!!
    :lol:
    Girl that Medley is the bomb.com but I know a lot of people dont eat those veggies…You have to know how to cook them right!!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Well let me say this, if you have talent, DO THAT CHIT! I have a talent for cooking, and sometimes it's my passion, sometimes it's not! But if it's your passion, I say go for it! :yes:

  • caligirl

    @OTB - Sandra Lee freak.. is a FREAK, she gets on my nerves - I too love cooking. I catered for a while. FOLKS that know you want you to cut them too many breaks. Fresh food cost serious $$

    What you think about them Neely's

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    @OTB
    its pretty easy...

    Marinate the fish with lemon pepper seasoning and lemon juice. Then put wrap it in foil and let it cook for about 10-15 minutes cause fish doesnt take long to cook. Once its done garnish with parsely...I'm using three different types of fish to showcase my skills :yes:

  • JMO

    I Go There says:

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    ___________________________________________________________

    I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.

    -----

    chibytex aka the people's champ says:

    Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
    ________________________________________________
    Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you…. :lol: We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other… :nono:

    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: ... Gotta love it ... GM all :waves:

  • OutsidetheBox

    On topic: So not surprised. :no:

  • caligirl

    Hey VERO and errybody else! Happy Friday!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Good for Her :waves: SR

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    @Tatted (Makeup Maven) Hey boooo :kisses:

  • iheart405

    @Chiby, Was it you that said you were making a lemon pepper turkey for Thanksgiving?? If so how did it turn out and how do you make it?

  • caligirl

    :waves: Morning JMO drinking my :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :waves: @OTB and vero

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    What yr is this for the inlaws? You could try incorporating whatever the “gift” for this yr is into the decor. :yes:
    ___________________________________________
    its their 33rd anniversary....and we are telling them about the baby!! That's gonna be their "gift"

  • I Go There

    Ms. YaYa says:

    I Go There says:
    The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
    I had to laugh at that one…
    ____________________________________________________________________

    *mouths* call me
    just kidding but DAYUM!!!
    _________________________________________________________________

    :lol:

    yall ladies crazy.

  • OutsidetheBox

    yo purty pug nose self
    :hahaha: Okayyyy. My schnoze was SUPER cole this morning :hug:

    Hey Cali :hi: Now the Neely's the ones im *side eyeing* SandraL is like a white Oprah :lol: I love how she sneaks them drinks in...can i confess that I like Pat more than Gina Neely? :think:

  • SAUCEY82

    @JMO
    :hug:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    iheart405 says:

    @Chiby, Was it you that said you were making a lemon pepper turkey for Thanksgiving?? If so how did it turn out and how do you make it?
    ___________________________________________
    Turned out that I didnt have to cook this year cause I went to Detroit and my cousins and aunts cooked...I'm making up for it tomorrow though...

    @M&M Cooking is like therapy for me...if I'm feeling sad...I just go cook...most of the time I dont eat it...its something about being in the ktichen...its like an outlet for me...

  • caligirl

    @OTB - Girl, no confession needed. Gina can be wear on you! Her and dem damn pigs all over the kitchen.

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    @Chiby They just don't care...the say "God Forgives, so we will too." Idiots! I don't attend church at all so I don't understand the pastor congregation relationship. Anyways who is that in ur pic???

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

    :hi: @JMO, Choco, and Tainted

  • I Go There

    Well hello Choco.

  • OutsidetheBox

    let it cook for about 10-15 minutes cause fish doesnt take long to cook

    I wish I could put this on ANON cards to all my family and friends. :no:

    Lawd folks will fluck your fish up. My friend guy like everything burnt. And swear he can cook. :no: Ugh. Steak be so wronggggg. Fish get fried forEVER and dont even speak on pork chops. I keep telling the fool pork 'possed to be white meat. :no:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ OTB - Who said you had a pug nose???? :waiting:

    *mouths - I like Pat more than Gina my dayum self*

  • iheart405

    @OTB, Mine was too,lol I ain't used to it being cold like this in GA :nono:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    can i confess that I like Pat more than Gina Neely? :think:
    _________________________________________________
    :lol: He's such a fukking lady!!!!

  • caligirl

    @Chi/M&M - Are you an silent cook or you like to talk...I prefer not to have anyone in the kitchen with me....

  • http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

    Going to jump in this Thanksgiving convo...I actually cooked for the first time this year. I made a 3 turkeys, 4 pans of dressing, 2 pots of collards, and my fam brought over other thing to my mom's. Everyone was talking about me being so young and I wouldn't be able to throw down but I showed them!!

  • OutsidetheBox

    Hey fi-one<--- spelling reserved for top specimens :hi: @FeFe

  • caligirl

    Sandra Lee does make tasting drinks! One morning I was in the kitchen mixing up some liquor by 1p I was done.

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    Steak be so wronggggg. Fish get fried forEVER and dont even speak on pork chops. I keep telling the fool pork ‘possed to be white meat. :no:
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    :wail: I hate overcooked steaks...I like my steaks medium rare...if its not medium rare, I'm sending it back!!!

    @Tainted
    That is Ms. Maliah Michel...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :yawn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    *checks my inbox for an invite to Chiby's parents anniversary party* :waiting:

  • caligirl

    :offtopic: Muhammaed Ali just rushed to hosptial

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    caligirl says:

    @Chi/M&M – Are you an silent cook or you like to talk…I prefer not to have anyone in the kitchen with me….
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    Ion really like people in the kitchen with me while I cook!! I dont really dont like people watching either...

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    NikkeMinxx says:

    *checks my inbox for an invite to Chiby’s parents anniversary party* :waiting:
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    Where you live?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :2dance: @ Fe

    Well Hello JERK I mean EGO

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ cali - I HATE when ppl are in the kitchen when I'm cooking. i like to be alone. especially when I'm holiday cooking. I have too much to do and I'on need you hanging around!

    @ Chibs - I just adore cooking and I'm like you, when I cook, I generally don't eat because w/all the taste testing, you're full!

  • JMO

    NikkeMinxx says:

    *checks my inbox for an invite to Chiby’s parents anniversary party* :waiting:
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    :lol:

  • I Go There

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO – I totally understand because I GET IT FROM MY MOMMA TOO!
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    :applause:

    Momma knows best.

  • caligirl

    @choco - girl why you sleepy.

  • brenden

    This is gonna be messy. How do you divide property amongst a pastor and his wife? Do the church members get a say so since their money funded said property? Who gets to keep the wigs :think:

  • iheart405

    <==== Wonders when we started calling tatted M&M :thinking:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Muhammaed Ali just rushed to hosptial
    __________________
    I know :pray: Very Sad he was unconscious

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Cali
    :wink: Cuz something bored me :lol:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ Cali - dayum that's sad and Ion'wish death upon no one. I hope he pulls through! :no:

  • JMO

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ cali – I HATE when ppl are in the kitchen when I’m cooking. i like to be alone. especially when I’m holiday cooking. I have too much to do and I’on need you hanging around!

    @ Chibs – I just adore cooking and I’m like you, when I cook, I generally don’t eat because w/all the taste testing, you’re full!
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    This sounds like my bf. You know I don't do that cooking thing :lol: but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it. How can you eat steak without A-1 sauce?? weirdo :shrug:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    I should have sent Ladybug's bad ass to school...she already messing up chit!! :lol:

  • iheart405

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Cali
    Cuz something bored me
    ____________
    Don't you start today Choco :hugs: lol

  • JMO

    iheart405 says:

    <==== Wonders when we started calling tatted M&M :thinking:
    ________________________________________________________________

    Ahhh that's who M&M is?? Thanks! :thumbsup:

  • The Makeup Maven

    @ iheart - that's just Chibs being different w/that M&M! :lol:

    @ JMO - Now, I do want ppl to add their hotsauce, chit like that! :lol:

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it.
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    I hate that!! My hubby likes to add barbeque sauce to everything...I be ready to fight him...with his country ass!!!

  • http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

    Good for her. I wonder who gets his greasy Jheri curl rug in the divorce? :think:

  • iheart405

    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ cali – I HATE when ppl are in the kitchen when I’m cooking. i like to be alone. especially when I’m holiday cooking. I have too much to do and I’on need you hanging around!

    @ Chibs – I just adore cooking and I’m like you, when I cook, I generally don’t eat because w/all the taste testing, you’re full!
    _______________________________________________________________________

    This sounds like my bf. You know I don’t do that cooking thing but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it. How can you eat steak without A-1 sauce?? weirdo
    ________________
    :cosign: I can NOT eat steak without A-1 :no: something just seems so wrong if I do :shrugs:

  • The Makeup Maven

    :newpost: up!

    THANK GAWD!

  • Tt

    You think she ain't know? Please. The money & fame drying up and she's taking that as her cue to exit stage left

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    I was gonna try and call a truce...but fukk it!!! :shrug:

  • I Go There

    Well Hello JERK I mean EGO
    ________________________________

    :lol:

    Why I gotta be a jerk....

  • http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

    @Y'ALL

    Do I wanna read alladis?

  • iheart405

    JMO says:

    iheart405 says:

    <==== Wonders when we started calling tatted M&M
    ________________________________________________________________

    Ahhh that's who M&M is?? Thanks!

    _________

    I been trying to figure it out for days,lol

  • MsOnederful

    Sandra Rose says:

    Creamychic says:
    the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
    ________________
    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?

    WAYMEN'T now don't let my husband see this. He'll try to parade 6 bimbos in our house lol. Morning yall!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    I live in Minneapolis but am possibly headed to Chicago this weekend... which is where you live and serving seafood. :drool:

    @OHoney i was looking for you to give you the answer about Ps and Qs.. it saved me in a trivia game once.. lol.

    @Yso or YallSo.. (Since I cant remember which is in the position to answer...) where the fluck is MzD?

  • JMO

    Tainted_Love says:

    Going to jump in this Thanksgiving convo…I actually cooked for the first time this year. I made a 3 turkeys, 4 pans of dressing, 2 pots of collards, and my fam brought over other thing to my mom’s. Everyone was talking about me being so young and I wouldn’t be able to throw down but I showed them!!
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    I so wanted to do that this year but I gave up :lol: I was in the kitchen with my mom cutting something up and my dad said "Oh, it must be Thanksgiving if you're in the kitchen" ... I'll show them next year ... maybe :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Iheart
    Im not starting anyting and @Chiby Im gonna reach just like you did if the truce comment was meant for me pls understand the boring comment was not meant for you! FUKN INCREDIBLE Im done with you for today!

  • iheart405

    chibytex aka the people's champ says:

    I was gonna try and call a truce…but fukk it!!!

    ______________

    Noooooooo Chibs!!! :pray: :hugs:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: MSONE

    @EGO
    :rolleyes: :lol: later for all that!

  • JMO

    chibytex aka the people's champ says:

    but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it.
    ___________________________________________________________
    I hate that!! My hubby likes to add barbeque sauce to everything…I be ready to fight him…with his country ass!!!
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Is that bbq sauce Sweet Baby Rays?? :think:

  • iheart405

    @Choco, ok :hugs: How you be today?

  • http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

    @Choco
    Its all good sweetie...if your done...I'm in a very good mood today, plus I'm about to log off...so you can have it today...

    Maybe we can try again on Monday!! :hug:

    Everybody have a safe weekend!! :peace: love and hairgrease!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOzfujTwDIA NikkeMinxx

    @JMO.. RE: steak sauce. allegedly bomb bbq and steak dont need no sauce as you are then supposedly covering up the flavor. :nono: i aint buying it though. The chef came out the kitchen on my ashe at gallagher's because i asked the waiter to bring me some A1.

  • West Coast Chick

    .....when the checks stop rollin in :whistle:

  • MsOnederful

    CHOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :) :waves: Hey Tatted

  • The Makeup Maven

    Heeeey MsOne. :hug:

  • West Coast Chick

    MsOnederful says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Creamychic says:
    the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
    ________________
    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?

    ____________________________________

    Very interesting :think:

    2 Ne 14:1 seven women shall take hold of one man

    So many men will be killed in the destructions and wars will which accompany the Second Coming that there will be an incredible difference in the number of living males and females. The culture of Isaiah, understandably, is reflected in his prophecies—as in the statement, ‘only let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach.’ Anciently, a woman who could have no children was described with the unflattering adjective, “barren.” This was because great emphasis was placed on marriage and a woman’s ability to have children.

    “…’seven women’ (meaning simply a lot of women) will request a man’s hand in marriage. Economic problems will be such that these women will be willing to provide their own food and clothing, contrary to the usual marriage customs. According to the Hebrew scriptures (Exodus 21:10), a man was required to provide a wife with food and clothing; but in this case Isaiah observes that the women are willing to waive that right. Having a good knowledge of the importance of marriage, they request a man to take away their reproach. In Isaiah's day and, indeed, in many parts of the Near East today, it was and is a disgrace to remain unmarried.” (Book of Mormon compendium, by Sidney Sperry, chapter 11, 2 Nephi14)

  • OutsidetheBox

    @TattedMakeupGuruMaven Gurrrrllll :hahaha: 'Tense did but i think she wasnt wearing glasses cause its way more pig then pug. :lol:

    He’s such a fukking lady!!!!:hahaha: @Chi. Yessss. #fever

  • OutsidetheBox

    Oh chit. :lol:

    Y'all crazy... :bye: Chi *pinches LadyBug's cheeks*

  • JMO

    NikkeMinxx says:

    @JMO.. RE: steak sauce. allegedly bomb bbq and steak dont need no sauce as you are then supposedly covering up the flavor. :nono: i aint buying it though. The chef came out the kitchen on my ashe at gallagher’s because i asked the waiter to bring me some A1.
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    :lol:

  • caligirl

    :waves: at Minxx, Ms. One, and West Coast Chic!

  • MrsMommy

    Yeah. When your church becomes known as the place where 16-year-olds can go to get humped, whined and dined by the clergy----it's time to go.

  • MsOnederful

    :waves: Cali!! WCC ! :) Huggggssss! May you guys have a relaxful/stressful weekend! I got a "LEVY" put on my account for owing the state $219 and the banks processing fee for that Levy is $125 Im too through. Really, granted I know I owe(d) them. $219 though. You freeze my bank account for that wen you could've got it out of my taxes in January. SMH This is what I get for filing Married file seperate smfh. Alas, I called the STATE got it taking care of. They was looking for a bish a bish ignored them. They Froze my bank account and made my AZZ look for them! With that said the weekend can go on as planned. In PEACE! lol. Think positive and positive will happen! I was going to call and threaten to blow buildings up. Thought about it. Was nice and pleasant got the Levy lifted and the processing fee refunded. So now i just want to send positive vibes in the air and comment section of SR.com *HUGS TO ALL*

  • LuvMySailor

    West Coast Chick says:

    MsOnederful says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Creamychic says:
    the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
    ________________
    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?

    ____________________________________

    Very interesting

    2 Ne 14:1 seven women shall take hold of one man

    So many men will be killed in the destructions and wars will which accompany the Second Coming that there will be an incredible difference in the number of living males and females. The culture of Isaiah, understandably, is reflected in his prophecies—as in the statement, ‘only let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach.’ Anciently, a woman who could have no children was described with the unflattering adjective, “barren.” This was because great emphasis was placed on marriage and a woman’s ability to have children.

    “…’seven women’ (meaning simply a lot of women) will request a man’s hand in marriage. Economic problems will be such that these women will be willing to provide their own food and clothing, contrary to the usual marriage customs. According to the Hebrew scriptures (Exodus 21:10), a man was required to provide a wife with food and clothing; but in this case Isaiah observes that the women are willing to waive that right. Having a good knowledge of the importance of marriage, they request a man to take away their reproach. In Isaiah’s day and, indeed, in many parts of the Near East today, it was and is a disgrace to remain unmarried.” (Book of Mormon compendium, by Sidney Sperry, chapter 11, 2 Nephi14)
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    I posted about this earlier. This verse is a reference to the destruction that Judah and Jersualam experieced when Babylon destroyed them in 587BC. Isaiah 4 is a continuation of Isaiah 3.

  • LuvMySailor

    @sandra
    and @Creamychic

    Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
    ——————————————————

    Good morning!

    That verse is speak of is Isaiah 4. It is a continuation of Isaiah 3. This is actually a prophesy of the judgement that fell Judah and Jerusalem when the King of Babylon destroyed them in 587BC.
    The nations where brought the same and the the women were made desparate because of those men who died and were taken into captivity.

    This verse needs to stay in it’s historical meaning.

  • LuvMySailor

    @West Coast Chick

    I recommned Blue Letter Bible for great commentaries on Scripture

  • Ty

    After a great deal of deliberation and prayer, I have decided to terminate my marriage to Bishop Eddie L. Long. Accordingly, I authorized my attorneys to file for divorce on December 1, 2011.
    _______________________
    :stop: She knew she wanted to bounce when the shyt first hit the fan. She just didnt know how. I don't blame her at all, just wish she would've done it sooner.

  • MsOnederful

    REgarding comment 322 i said stressful i meant to type Stress-free SMH! Apologies!

  • http://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

    @ West Coast Chick: thanks for the scripture explanation, hun. I also want to add my theory on why there are such fewer men compared to women in the population. This is just my theory: I think men are natural born predators. So for that reason their numbers are controlled both biologically and culturally (think prisons, violent deaths, etc.). Can you imagine what life would be like if there were more of them than us females? :no:

  • LuvMySailor

    Scriptures need to be kept in context, keeping in mind their historical context. The verses quoted were prophesies by Isaiah fulliled in the 6th century BC. Nothing to do with current human population.

    Either way, I'm glad she finally left him. Surely now his membership will dwindle even further. I wonder if the doors of the church will ever close.

    God don't like ugly. You can't wear the cloth and hurt people.

  • caligirl

    MsOnederful says:

    Cali!! WCC ! Huggggssss! May you guys have a relaxful/stressful weekend! I got a “LEVY” put on my account for owing the state $219 and the banks processing fee for that Levy is $125 Im too through. Really, granted I know I owe(d) them. $219 though. You freeze my bank account for that wen you could’ve got it out of my taxes in January.
    _________
    that makes me :mad: that happened to me 7 years ago, due to tax filings I had with ex-husband. I sat in middle of the floor and cried that day. I do not fluck with Uncle same. Yeah they could have waited....bastards!

  • Jessie

    Vanessa Long has withdrawn her divorce petition.

  • PurpleYodaGirl

    I can't believe she changed her mind...update needed

  • MsOnederful

    Jessie says:

    Vanessa Long has withdrawn her divorce petition.

    AUNTIE! UPDATE!

  • ashersaharai

    Wow, he has literally fallen from grace. Eddie needs to repent!