Not So Blind Item
From the very reliable Gawker.com:
“Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping! Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month. So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in. She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a ‘vaginal’ delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she “breast-feeds” her baby. And the story of how she lost the “baby weight.” And the photos of her “new” body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will ‘milk’ it for all it’s worth.”
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Waits for INTENSE. To sprinkle some CAP LOCKS up in here!
@Sandra
Just fyi, (and you know I love going in on Bey and her lies) but just because she doesn’t have stretch marks means nothing, stretch marks are hereditary.
I am so sick of these stories. I feel like doing a Crissy Crocker…Leave Bey Alone!!!!! lol
LOL too funny. we can’t say fantasia now can we?
Finish her…..
FeFe one sister and I have pretty stomachs still and the other two have stretch marks. I only got them after my second pregnancy–I was huge–and they are only on my hips
EB says:
Finish her…..
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Im convinced….you made me a believer Auntie!
I have to laugh at anyone who thinks that skinny azz Beyonce is pregnant.
@mrslove
Yeah, my mom doesn’t have any stretch marks and I hope to never get them when I have a child…they only exist genetically…
The fake tiddies just say it all. I mean how can anyone think this woman is pregnant when she’s CLEARLY wearing fake breasts????? That’s NOT a bra!
My niece is 6 months and she just started showing. With my first I went to prom in a form fitting dress @ 6mths and my stomach was flat as a board. No one knew I was pregnant and my baby was already kicking. I started showing as soon as i started telling people
Beyonce doesn’t care about pregnant women with or without stretch marks. It’s whatever. NOT HER PROBLEM.
*spits out tea
at Floppy
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I agree smokie – close up of those fake balloons show it all..and hell no it wasn’t the bra because in other photos (posted by auntie) you can see the bra is black.
smdh @ this
so who is going to lose their login today?
FeFe my mom has them but they aren’t too bad after having 4 kids. My sisters stomach looked like a brain after her first.
Beyonce went from a padded booty to a padded everything!! i swear she has mental issues!
@mrslove
GIRL, I know a girl who’s stomach looked like elephant skin after her two boys…I really felt for her, that stuff can only be removed through surgery when it’s that bad!
**goes back to whatever I was going**
Has anyone ever watched I didn’t know I was pregnant>? I have seen many women on there that didn’t gain weight–not even a baby bump so it is possible to still be small. not everyone blows up
mrsloveleigh says:
My niece is 6 months and she just started showing. With my first I went to prom in a form fitting dress @ 6mths and my stomach was flat as a board. No one knew I was pregnant and my baby was already kicking. I started showing as soon as i started telling people
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are you comparing yourself pregnant in high school to a 30 year old woman?
I told my other sister her stomach looks lie a fudge round lol
This didn’t have to be a blind item, she told on herself in that lame as Oh Baby video!!
i swear this was one of the fastest celeb pregnacies, it felt like mariah was prgnant for 3 years with mayhem and marbles, meanwhile feels like just yesterday bey announced her baby, and now she due any day! Roc Princess!
and yes, i believe shes really preggers
after seeing kim on rhoa, fannie, all these chicks, you can just TELL. i look at bey, and i’m sorry, it’s just not there. IT’S.NOT.THERE.COM.
As far as “I didn’t know I was pregnant” the women are usually fat when I’ve watched…ijs
FLOPPY!……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sing it with me everybody:
It’s a pillow!
It’s a pet!
It’s a pillow-pet!
I am a confirmed PILLOW PET stan
mrsloveleigh girl there’s no point in trying to throw logic into the conspiracy! They won’t believe she’s pregnant no matter what you say *sigh*
I’ve seen that show before. It’s crazy how women go through the whole pregnancy clueless! One woman was laying in bed with her husband and all of a sudden felt sharp pains. Her husband took her to the hospital and BAM they had a babby. lol
Kitrina says: are you comparing yourself pregnant in high school to a 30 year old woman?
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Yep. a first time preganancy is a first time pregnancy. My niece is 26 right under Bey and is barely showing just like I did also. So if the issue is I was young therefore destined to be small what about my niece?
i mean if one was to fake a pregnancy, she couldve EASILY went into hiding. shes everywhere it seems
lol where are the bey stans, no one is in here defending her! i dont even stan for her. but i think someone faking a pregnancy is beyond ridiculous, even for her,
Ya’ll so boring. This ain’t about cha’ll and you know it. I’m not about to read about all of you old battle axes pregnancy stories.
Sandra, come rescue this thread please.
mrsloveleigh says: My sisters stomach looked like a brain after her first.
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i know everybody goes through pregnancy differently but, at some point, it shows. it manifests itself. it’s just not happening with bey.
heavy breasts don’t just mean big or plump. pregnant breasts are just heavy! a pregnant nose is not just bigger, it’s wider and spreadier. you look more tired. you fill out in other places if not your stomach. your azz might grow. your feet or your legs. you legs spread wider because the baby is lower. you don’t sit with your legs crossed and close together. ok, i’ve said all of this before. you can’t FAKE it.
Beyonce aint never been a small girl though, so why would she not have big pregnancy. A girl like Kelly Rowland carrying small maybe more believable.
Its usually fat people in the I didn’t know I was pregnant, aint no size 4 walking around for months not showing.
UGHHH-THIS AGAIN!!!
I KNOW ONE THING I’M SURE ABOUT -EVEN I AM SICK OF ALL THE COVERAGE THIS PREGANCY GETS
I have seen some bigh girls on there and been liek ok that’s why you didn’t know but i also say stories with a college student who thought she just gained her freshman 15. they show actual pics of the women at the end and some had really flat stomachs
spongebob, we are only on #38, just be patient, the stans will come….
You are right Mamacita. People will believe what they want. I don’t know if she is or ain’t i’m just saying not everyone shows
Even if you carry small, its not gonna last that long, when you lead up to the birth you will get really big and its not some cute bump either
Yes, she could have went into hiding if the ONLY goal was to have a baby to love and nurture. Seems to me like to goal is to have a baby, appear like s super woman, keep making money, and make money from said pregnancy. Poor Beyonce.
Mamacita says: I’ve seen that show before. It’s crazy how women go through the whole pregnancy clueless! One woman was laying in bed with her husband and all of a sudden felt sharp pains. Her husband took her to the hospital and BAM they had a babby. lol
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he must have
her from behind the whole time….
Smokie says:
Yes, she could have went into hiding if the ONLY goal was to have a baby to love and nurture. Seems to me like to goal is to have a baby, appear like s super woman, keep making money, and make money from said pregnancy. Poor Beyonce.
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Now, we talkin! Except for the “po Beyaki” part. She has Jayz to help her with her autism.
mrsloveleigh says:
Has anyone ever watched I didn’t know I was pregnant>? I have seen many women on there that didn’t gain weight–not even a baby bump so it is possible to still be small. not everyone blows up
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Please beleive this show is the reason why she thought she could pull this off!!! In her own words, she was INSPIRED!!!!
I carried damn near nonexistint until 7 1/2 8 mths. even at the birth my stomach was only as big as a 6th belly at best. i remember going to a new dr at 7 mths and the dr thinking i was newly pregnant until i gave him my last menstral date. My daughter was less than 6 lbs
opps….believe.
Kitrina says:
Beyonce aint never been a small girl though, so why would she not have big pregnancy. A girl like Kelly Rowland carrying small maybe more believable.
Its usually fat people in the I didn’t know I was pregnant, aint no size 4 walking around for months not showing.
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EXACTLY. We’ve all seen her BLOW UP for various roles in her films. And she just isn’t a small girl.
I’d love to see that surrogate though! Wish Sandra would find her!
man, maybe im naive, but im not buying the fake pregnancy
guess we’ll have to see if it comes out part camel.
even after she has the baby people will disect it’s looks–if we ever see it- to pinpoint if it’s really fruit of their loins
Floppy and Camel
or Floppy Camel
or Camel is Floppy
Im sooooo glad her fakeness is being outted doesn’t that please even the biggest stan no?
Ha Bey and the Kartrashians this just isn’t their time
#icant
Out of the frying pan into the mothafcking hellfires.
(goes scrolling)
@MrsMommy
@Kitrina
Beyonce isnt kelly rowland, but she isnt Adele either. she wasnt gonna let herself go and blow up.
mrsloveleigh says:
I carried damn near nonexistint until 7 1/2 8 mths. even at the birth my stomach was only as big as a 6th belly at best. i remember going to a new dr at 7 mths and the dr thinking i was newly pregnant until i gave him my last menstral date. My daughter was less than 6 lbs
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Obviously, you were actually pregnant.
free says:
spongebob, we are only on #38, just be patient, the stans will come….
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They’re already here and telling their BORING old pregnancy battle axe stories.
Nobody wants to read that shat.
Bring on FLOPPY and the SURROGATE.
YAWN! These “Fake Beyonce” pregnancy stories are getting boring and redundant. So, after she has her baby, then everyone will find something new to talk about. “It isn’t hers” and blah blah blah. Anything to keep a story going on, or anything to fabricate. Let that girl be and just wish her and Jay a healthy baby!! **tosses hair** okay, that was for the dramatic effect. lol
if this turns out to be true (which of course we may nvr know) but IF it turns out true
her career will be hanging on by a string of yaki
Let that girl be and just wish her and Jay a healthy baby!!
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Why should we? We’re not STANS
Let that girl be and just wish her and Jay a healthy baby!!
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Why should we? We’re not STANS
Sandra Rose says:
I have to laugh at anyone who thinks that skinny azz Beyonce is pregnant
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She has not gained a pound anywhere
oncest again IF, whatever she pays the ppl to keep quiet, SOMEbody out there will pay more for them to spill the tea
It will be Beyonces genes, I don’t think it will bey Jays genetically. I think they used Julez fathers for the the baby.
MrsMommy: EXACTLY. We’ve all seen her BLOW UP for various roles in her films. And she just isn’t a small girl.
I’d love to see that surrogate though! Wish Sandra would find her!
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What was she big in? Caddilac Records? she only gained 15-20lbs for that and that is normal weight gain for a first pregnancy. I expected her to really spread too though. Maybe we need to see her knees lol
yall remember her solange in that solider video? she was skin and bones with a volleyball stomach
Beyonce’s weight has fluctuated but when has she ever been “big”? The biggest she’s probably ever been is a 8 or 10. Folks talk like Bey was fat or something. Even when she did gain weight she was never fat.
If you look right at the bottom of her boobs, right at the V of her dress, you see she is wearing something to give her that umph you get in your boobs when you’re pregnant. It matches her skin perfectly
OHoneydip!!! pass that
guhl!
Ty says:
Sandra Rose says:
I have to laugh at anyone who thinks that skinny azz Beyonce is pregnant
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She has not gained a pound anywhere
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And we all know she knows how to gain some pounds. She’s been in several movies where she easily gained pounds for some roles. Plus, she from the big thigh, butt, and hip tribe. We know our own kind.
My mom gained 12 pounds with me when she was pregnant and 13 pounds pregnant with my brother .. no stretch marks nothing you could not tell she was pregnant unless you touched her stomach but here we both are everyone carries pregnancy different.
Kitrina says:
mrsloveleigh says:
My niece is 6 months and she just started showing. With my first I went to prom in a form fitting dress @ 6mths and my stomach was flat as a board. No one knew I was pregnant and my baby was already kicking. I started showing as soon as i started telling people
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are you comparing yourself pregnant in high school to a 30 year old woman?
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who’s 30….Solange?!?!?!
spongebobfan says:
yall remember her solange in that solider video? she was skin and bones with a volleyball stomach
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Yea and Solange’s stomach didn’t look like a Tennis Ball the next day
LAAAWD I FEEL LIKE I COUNTED BBEY COOCH HAIR HOW MUCH WE BE ALL UP IN HER FUKN UTERUS!!
MrsMommy, girl do you have to be a STAN to wish someone to have a healthy baby? LOL…
<— is thinkin how i would look rockin Ky's gravi's hair
Mamacita says:
It’s crazy how women go through the whole pregnancy clueless!
She nailed that shyt 
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She did pull the clueless thing off
………………..saga continues
mrsloveleigh says:
MrsMommy: EXACTLY. We’ve all seen her BLOW UP for various roles in her films. And she just isn’t a small girl.
I’d love to see that surrogate though! Wish Sandra would find her!
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What was she big in? Caddilac Records? she only gained 15-20lbs for that and that is normal weight gain for a first pregnancy. I expected her to really spread too though. Maybe we need to see her knees lol
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Thank you for making my point that Beyaki ain’t got the small woman genes. FLOPPY got the big thigh, butt, and hip genes. She be gaining weight at the snap of her fingers like she stated every time she gained weight for a role. She gained weight for the Fighting Temptations too and loved-ed it.
So Yall Mad cuz Sandra posted a blind item about Bey or all yall mad that another website feels the same
Im mad at all of yall for leaving me in that other post… I would start slapping folks but YSO like to cut so Ill just say Im highly upset.
Hey Sandra Rose… I seen on the HLN news that they have fake bellies that are hot on the market for people who want to look pregnant and feel what it would be like if they was pregnant… They said China makes them!
You think Beyonce was one of their customers?!!!
And we all know she knows how to gain some pounds. She’s been in several movies where she easily gained pounds for some roles. Plus, she from the big thigh, butt, and hip tribe. We know our own kind.
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Yes we do girl, I am not fat but I know it will not take much to send me over the edge.
Lacy says:
MrsMommy, girl do you have to be a STAN to wish someone to have a healthy baby? LOL…
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Yeah, you gotta be a STAN to try to hush everyone up by telling them what to do and say regarding your idol. This is a gossip site, so cool out with that mess.
MrsMommy says:
Kitrina says:
Beyonce aint never been a small girl though, so why would she not have big pregnancy. A girl like Kelly Rowland carrying small maybe more believable.
Its usually fat people in the I didn’t know I was pregnant, aint no size 4 walking around for months not showing.
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EXACTLY. We’ve all seen her BLOW UP for various roles in her films. And she just isn’t a small girl.
I’d love to see that surrogate though! Wish Sandra would find her!
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Angie relocated to the islands after the VMA’s. She is due any day now as well
Good morning yall. Hey Ky if ur here
my day has been a mess. Had to do number 2 at work. I hate doing number 2 at work.arrrrgh. Anyway it took me about 20 mins to find the right stall, on the rigt floor. Couldn’t have the folks I work around all in my bizzness. Anyway after a few mins of disenfecting the toilet seat with sanitizer and about 5mins of dressing the seat with seat covers and tissue paper…I dropped my pants and…Swoosh. The damn automatic flusher activated and took my toilet covering.smh. So I spent another 5mins dressing the seat again, this time my pants already around my ankles I turn around to sit and swoooosh.smh. My azz almost touched that seat,,,Finally I said phluck it and copped a squat on the sink. Don’t know why I never thought of that before, the faucet is right there,,,Its like a b’day. I was able to wash thoroughly. Which is why I dnt like going in public. I like to be at home so I can hop in the shower atferwards…
Anyway, all was well afterwards. This may be my new thing. Avoiding public seats all together, imma just use the sink. The only downside was having to use my finger to uh um, well, yanno force things down the drain…Good thing I aint eat no corn last night
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
is thinkin how i would look rockin Ky’s gravi’s hair
thinking Fayla… 
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Lawd haf mercy. The bat sht crazy that Bey brangs outta some folks…
Beyonce has many fans that don’t care if she’s faking being pregnant or not so I doubt she will fade. Just like Kim. They have MILLIONS of fans whether people like it or not. Just like they said Kim and Kourtney would flop they’re still raking in millions of views on the show. We might not like them but there are millions of others that do.
and the spawn post showed its head I knew it was coming.
Kitrina says:
And we all know she knows how to gain some pounds. She’s been in several movies where she easily gained pounds for some roles. Plus, she from the big thigh, butt, and hip tribe. We know our own kind.
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Yes we do girl, I am not fat but I know it will not take much to send me over the edge.
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Yes, and the way OLD BIG BOOTY, HIP, AND THIGHS, said she liked getting big for those roles, means she likes to eat. And when you’re pregnant, if you’re from the BIG BOTTY, HIP & THIGH TRIBE—-you become CHIEF SPREADEM really fast.
I hope brenden really did not feces in the sink for real.. OMG!
MrsMommy says:
Lacy says:
MrsMommy, girl do you have to be a STAN to wish someone to have a healthy baby? LOL…
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Yeah, you gotta be a STAN to try to hush everyone up by telling them what to do and say regarding your idol. This is a gossip site, so cool out with that mess.
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Chile please, who is starting mess? Hell, I didn’t even defend the girl. LOL. Like you said, its a GOSSIP site. Clearly, I’m here reading the gossip just like everyone else. I said my opinion, and that opinion wasn’t in defense to anyone..it was a generalization.
I barely even like the girl, I dont even have any of her music..so please..LOL..
COMMERICAL BREAK:
Beyonce has many fans that don’t care if she’s faking being pregnant or not so I doubt she will fade. Just like Kim. They have MILLIONS of fans whether people like it or not. Just like they said Kim and Kourtney would flop they’re still raking in millions of views on the show. We might not like them but there are millions of others that do.
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NOW, BACK TO OUR SHOW……….”THE SAD TALES OF FLOPPY”
JMO says: If you look right at the bottom of her boobs, right at the V of her dress, you see she is wearing something to give her that umph you get in your boobs when you’re pregnant. It matches her skin perfectly
That looks like a cutlet. Maybe it was to lessen the apperance of nipples. I know mine stuck out when i was pregnant. it can be embarrasing walking through the store let alone doing an interview watched by millions
Not this chit again.
*goes to do some fuggin work*
COMMERICAL BREAK:
Tales of a Sad Stan–”Chile please, who is starting mess? Hell, I didn’t even defend the girl. LOL. Like you said, its a GOSSIP site. Clearly, I’m here reading the gossip just like everyone else. I said my opinion, and that opinion wasn’t in defense to anyone..it was a generalization.
I barely even like the girl, I dont even have any of her music..so please..LOL..
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NOW BACK FROM OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK……..BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!
@ Mizzy….Don’t go!
MrsMommy:
You’re worse than the “stans”. Every time theres a Beyonce post your the first one in here. You like her don’t you?
LOL, this is hilarious.
Beyonce is no longer fooling people, except her few fans… the chick cant even act pregnant.
Jerrica says:
MrsMommy:
You’re worse than the “stans”. Every time theres a Beyonce post your the first one in here. You like her don’t you?
BBBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP!
its like the same 8 folks be so excited to go in on these post
Sandra…a TI and Tiny post…a Just A Fantasy post…AND a Beyaki preggers post all in ONE day?
Chile you are throwing DOWN. If you hit me with a ground up rock dust post (Diamond) before the end of the day I will lub yew forEVA
kdillon says:
LOL, this is hilarious.
Beyonce is no longer fooling people, except her few fans… the chick cant even act pregnant.
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Don’t say that kdillon—-the COMMERICALS will start up again.
What the prob is Sunny? uon think i call pull it off huh? oh yea of lil faith
Good aft
Choc
Ty
Honey
Lakes
JMO
Mama
YSolodolo
& errybody
If Beyaki is NOT preggers…why the subterfuge? I don’t get it!!! Why not just get preggers for real???
That is all.
aweee bey looks cute
do the stans realize that they click and comment just like the non-believers?
Gods…
@MRSMOMMY
I been skipping over your posts cause I think you are fcking nuts when it comes to this particular person but really…Can you go take a damn seat and take several damn pills for all of our sakes. Pretty please. I’m serious.
candibfly says:
its like the same 8 folks be so excited to go in on these post
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PLUS ONE MO…….:D
KDub it’s time for your spanking!!!
How have you been?!
OMG, this can’t be life!
Oh..and hey arrrybody !!!
Oh, I just can not wait to see how this ends!
and rofl:
Serious question…do ya’ll think somebody will pull a Girl Melanie on the baby once she/he comes out?
YSoSerious says:
Gods…
@MRSMOMMY
I been skipping over your posts cause I think you are fcking nuts when it comes to this particular person but really…Can you go take a damn seat and take several damn pills for all of our sakes. Pretty please. I’m serious.
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YES, we believe you…….BBBBBUUUUURRRRPPPPPP…………..
NOW BACK FROM OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK……..BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!
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WTF
FAYLA!!
@ Eazy…………….I honestly don’t see that baby, whether Bey is carrying it or someone else is, being born ANYWHERE public.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)
OF course YOU could pull it off… You’re a beautiful woman!
Just don’t pull it off!
Please…
Lol…
Bey might just switch it up on all of yall and give birth to a new lacefront, just you wait
do the stans realize that they click and comment just like the non-believers?
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Isn’t that what “stans” do?
mrsloveleigh says:
JMO says: If you look right at the bottom of her boobs, right at the V of her dress, you see she is wearing something to give her that umph you get in your boobs when you’re pregnant. It matches her skin perfectly
That looks like a cutlet. Maybe it was to lessen the apperance of nipples. I know mine stuck out when i was pregnant. it can be embarrasing walking through the store let alone doing an interview watched by millions
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Yea you have a point.
… ok well, thats all I have 
Sandra gawker a reliable source ok, not 20/20, CNN, MSN. Beyonce paying everbody off, Bey supposed to look a mess like Fanny then people will believe she preggars,,
dumbazztheories.com
free says:
do the stans realize that they click and comment just like the non-believers?
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No. Just like FLOPPY’S pregnancy disappearing act, they believe no one can see them……..
MrsMommy says:
kdillon says:
LOL, this is hilarious.
Beyonce is no longer fooling people, except her few fans… the chick cant even act pregnant.
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Don’t say that kdillon—-the COMMERICALS will start up again.
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DO you mean? “When I was Pregnant”, “Everyone Carries Differently”, “When my Mom carried”, My friends is pregnant and..”,
My question is.. If everyone carries differently then how come there are so many stories about others carrying, comparing them to Beyonce?
Am i considered a stan? lol. I am a fan of hers and I have defended her pregnancy. Am I stanning right now? lmao
Seriously I’m more so combatting the generalizations that people have about pregnancy. Pregnant women are like snowflakes peeps. No two are alike. I feel like she would have just disappeared too if she were faking. Bey being out of the eye would’ve stirred the rumors and her just popping up with a baby would still make those same headlines. She Beyonce. She can’t buy shoes without it being major
*sigh*
Why did I bother?
LittleBigMouth says:
Bey might just switch it up on all of yall and give birth to a new lacefront, just you wait
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Kitrina says: It will be Beyonces genes, I don’t think it will bey Jays genetically. I think they used Julez fathers for the the baby.
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so you’re saying beyaki has the gumption to do a michael jackson and make that baby look creole?
Dimpz & KDub!
I honestly don’t see that baby, whether Bey is carrying it or someone else is, being born ANYWHERE public.
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That’s Rosemary’s baby
@ Free
Yes
Hey Tatted and YSO!
@Fayla
I really wish the government would establish healthcare for all people. That would eliminate alot of the craziness up in here if certain people had access to medication
YSoSerious says:
*sigh*
Why did I bother?
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Oh damn yall Heffas about to go ape shait….
#fistpump
LittleBigMouth says:
Bey might just switch it up on all of yall and give birth to a new lacefront, just you wait
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Heeey Jerrica.
– want a chicken nugget? 
I Go There says:
Oh damn yall Heffas about to go ape shait….
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Ms. Sandra YOUR Disclaimer is JUST PRICELESS (To ME !!!)
GOOD Afternoon EVERYBODY and S/O to the Lovely NEW Gravis I’ve BEEN Admiring Today Though (WORD)
lmfao!
YSo yeen know? u caint quit me nor i u! re-read that contract 
candi!!
Girl Melanie swabbed in the tub remember????? Not in public.
JMO says:
I really wish the government would establish healthcare for all people. That would eliminate alot of the craziness up in here if certain people had access to medication
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Tatted:
Yes but only with BBQ Sauce. Honey Mustard is nasty.
kdillon says:
MrsMommy says:
kdillon says:
LOL, this is hilarious.
Beyonce is no longer fooling people, except her few fans… the chick cant even act pregnant.
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Don’t say that kdillon—-the COMMERICALS will start up again.
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DO you mean? “When I was Pregnant”, “Everyone Carries Differently”, “When my Mom carried”, My friends is pregnant and..”,
My question is.. If everyone carries differently then how come there are so many stories about others carrying, comparing them to Beyonce?
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YES! Those are the exact ones! They keep cutting into FLOPPY’S Made For Television Movie about her protruding and receding foetus. I likes that movie a lot. It was created, directed, and produced by FLOPPY, and it is a BIG HIT. The rest of ya’ll SHUT UP.
@I Go
Don’t take this the wrong way, but why do you refer to all the women in the thread as ‘Heffas’ all the time?
Do you know what the definition of a “heifer” is?
Just asking….
Da Fluck
Another SR member loses all sanity right before our eyes. 
The Makeup Maven says:
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Finna go get that rat now!
back to work
JERRICA!!
@IGO
Too. Damn. Late.
@ Fayla…Hey Ma-Ma!
That damned Choco.
@ Eazy…Maybe I need to Google her.
Jeezy & 3 Stacks song in my head! I sang it to Naija this morning, but she brought it back up!
I do I do I do I do I do
(you know I do)
I said I do I do I do I do I do
(you know I do)
If she were really pregnant she would go into hiding, the best way to hide is in public. People’s statements of … “If she were faking she would be hiding”, No, she wouldnt. No other celeb pregnancy has been questioned like this, where there is smoke there is fire. No one is saying Jessica Simpson is faking, Jessica White, Maggie Gyllenhal (sp), or any other celeb.. Why Beyonce?
I was watching Braxton Family Values. Toni and the sisters were talking to Tamar about having a baby, Toni so easily rolled get a Surrogate out of her mouth without hesitation.. this is how easy it is for them to do so.
Back in October, Fanny and friends celebrated her upcoming birth with a baby shower scheduled on the same date as her boyfriend Antwaun Cook and his wife’s wedding anniversary.
Now tell me this bish doesn’t know exactly what she’s been doing this entire time OL UGLY SUKA
Ms. Everything says:
At this point I don’t care if she paid a kangaroo to carry that baby just get it the hell out of whatever uterus it’s being stored in so we can stop hearing about the sh!t. I swear
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Don’tchu leave me here by myself!
@ Jerrica – WELL I NEVER! Honey mustard sauce (Wendy’s only) is BOMB!
Now, if you want to get all ‘alacart on a bish, dip ‘em in both Honey mustard & bbq!
@ JMO – Don’t get the hot ones!
OMG, this can’t be life!
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HOW FITTING you use a Jigga song…on this post…
kdillion says: My question is.. If everyone carries differently then how come there are so many stories about others carrying, comparing them to Beyonce?
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i for one compared my stomach size in releation to months with hers simply becasue it was true. I carried small with my first until the last 2 months. Look at Pink. she was huge with her first and she was much more fit than Bey is. And yes Solange was tiny bodywise in the Soilder video but was surely pregnant. no nose spread on her either
Choco aka Hippie says:
Back in October, Fanny and friends celebrated her upcoming birth with a baby shower scheduled on the same date as her boyfriend Antwaun Cook and his wife’s wedding anniversary.
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@ JMO, problem is, even if certain people had free medication they’d wouldn’t take it, so unless the Gubament can prescribe, and shoot medication from across the street into a nutcase’s neck, the crazies will continue to
their lil crazy 
away
@ Choco….That is salting a wound.
FeFe says:
@I Go
Don’t take this the wrong way, but why do you refer to all the women in the thread as ‘Heffas’ all the time?
Do you know what the definition of a “heifer” is?
Just asking….
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Yep Female Cow… I also call yall ladies as well.
I dont mean anything by it and its sooo much better than other words.
What would you prefer?
Don’t take this the wrong way, but why do you refer to all the women in the thread as ‘Heffas’ all the time?
DROPS MIC
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Snatches MIC outta EGO’s hand “Uh that’s cuz he was on a date with one last nite”
@Dimpz
With me around you are NEVER alone…ol’ purty self!
@KDub
Eazy Does It says:
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Catfish and Spaghetti!!
I am on my way to Wendy’s rat now. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers. Plural. No mayo. Add BBQ sauce…and some fries. Ahhh fugg it a bish HONGRY…and a frosty!
heyyyy brenbren! now git!
@ KDub….Speaking of Jay-Z songs, everytime I hear his verse on Getcha Mind Right (RocLaFamilia) I think of his wife.
@DIMPZ
Yeah but we are judging her cuz we don’t agree with her tacky azz tactics bish is FLIMSY at BEST
168 Choco aka Hippie says:
Back in October, Fanny and friends celebrated her upcoming birth with a baby shower scheduled on the same date as her boyfriend Antwaun Cook and his wife’s wedding anniversary.
Now tell me this bish doesn’t know exactly what she’s been doing this entire time OL UGLY SUKA
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Now I like Fantasia… but if she did that – I must say so myself THAT WAS STRAIGHT D-I-R-T-Y!!!
@FAYLA
I pulled a Fanny and had our contract tattooed on the side of my neck, then covered up, then redid it and now I’m good.
@IGo
Okay, since you said you mean nothing by it, I’ll leave u alone…it just makes me cringe sometimes, that’s all…
YSoSerious says:
@IGO
Too. Damn. Late
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Yep I see that… Im gonna sit over here an wait for my name to be called.
KDub says:
I am on my way to Wendy’s rat now. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers. Plural. No mayo. Add BBQ sauce…and some fries. Ahhh fugg it a bish HONGRY…and a frosty!
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Oh girl you just made me hungry. OMG. LOL, I love the “plural” okay!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!somebody is in the hot kitchen
yall aint right for these comments Sandymae come and get them now 
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I KNEWED YOU CARED!
@ JMO……That was my mama’s weekly Friday dinner.
Yep Female Cow…
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I am so hongry rat now. I’ll BE DAT (*Reggie Noble voice*)
Choco aka Hippie says:
Don’t take this the wrong way, but why do you refer to all the women in the thread as ‘Heffas’ all the time?
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Snatches MIC outta EGO’s hand “Uh that’s cuz he was on a date with one last nite” DROPS MIC
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Just mean for no damn reason
You do know that the “very reliable” Gawker pulls their blind item posts from multiple blogs and tabloids right? Sort of like they did this one?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ KDub….Speaking of Jay-Z songs, everytime I hear his verse on Getcha Mind Right (RocLaFamilia) I think of his wife.
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Floppy didn’t milk her wedding for money so I sure can’t see her exploiting the heir apparent for it.
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MsOnederful says:
Waits for INTENSE. To sprinkle some CAP LOCKS up in here!
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My cousin(may she rest in peace)told us she was pregnant. She would come over eating ice cream and pickles, eating chalk, and dirt. She called and said she was in labor. We rushed to the hospital and the doctor came out to the family and said he needed to talk to us. he asked us who told her that she was pregnant cause wasn’t nerry a baby in her belly. Bish had us all fooled but not the doctors. she didn’t come around us again until she was really pregnant.
@ JMO – My use’ta make catfish & spaghetti ALL THE TIME!
Where I live now, they think that’s not right…..
I must say so myself THAT WAS STRAIGHT D-I-R-T-Y!!!
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Don’t you mean she is STRAIGHT DIRTY
@Tatted
HE’s A E-KEEPER 
@EGO
Did you get my text last night about phone splash
FeFe says:
@IGo
Okay, since you said you mean nothing by it, I’ll leave u alone…it just makes me cringe sometimes, that’s all…
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Im sorry dont want you to do that… Thats just the word I use.
Its nothing… I dont think yall are cows or nothing.
MzDimplez1123 says:
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I KNEWED YOU CARED!
@ JMO……That was my mama’s weekly Friday dinner.
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Yass yass!!
gypsyeyes says:
My cousin(may she rest in peace)told us she was pregnant. She would come over eating ice cream and pickles, eating chalk, and dirt. She called and said she was in labor. We rushed to the hospital and the doctor came out to the family and said he needed to talk to us. he asked us who told her that she was pregnant cause wasn’t nerry a baby in her belly. Bish had us all fooled but not the doctors. she didn’t come around us again until she was really pregnant.
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Who said somethin’ ’bout catfish and sghetti???? One of my all-time FAVORITE meals!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Choco and IGO’s affair!
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Now there you go…
JMO
Catfish and Spaghetti!!
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WTF is up with Catfish and Spaghetti? My sisters bestfriends mom always cooks that when they have a party or people over. It be bomb as hell but I would’ve never put the two together.
My cousin(may she rest in peace)told us she was pregnant. She would come over eating ice cream and pickles, eating chalk, and dirt. She called and said she was in labor. We rushed to the hospital and the doctor came out to the family and said he needed to talk to us. he asked us who told her that she was pregnant cause wasn’t nerry a baby in her belly. Bish had us all fooled but not the doctors. she didn’t come around us again until she was really pregnant.
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I really dont mean too but I can’t help it
gypsyeyes says:
My cousin(may she rest in peace)told us she was pregnant. She would come over eating ice cream and pickles, eating chalk, and dirt. She called and said she was in labor. We rushed to the hospital and the doctor came out to the family and said he needed to talk to us. he asked us who told her that she was pregnant cause wasn’t nerry a baby in her belly. Bish had us all fooled but not the doctors. she didn’t come around us again until she was really pregnant.
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Sorry about her passing……But I have heard of ppl really believing they were preggers….having symptons and everything. I don’t know how true it is….but I’ve heard of it!
@ Choco, Fantastic is so trifling. She’s has the typical traits of the other woman:
1. Sworn enemy to the wife
2. Wife has did nothing to her other than say “I do” first
3. Willing to do anything to hurt her #1 enemy
4. Angry that the wife is constantly “trying to take HER man”
5. Gets pregnant intentionally, not to birth a life into the world, but to hurt her enemy
6. Hosts parties, celebrations and anything publicly particularly around the anniversary of birthday’s of her enemy.
7. Husband goes along with it, because he’s unemployed, with limited intelligence and education, plus #1, is also his sworn enemy
Fannypack, bish when NOT if, WHEN your dirt comes back around, Lawd I hope you have no aspirin because this time you might succeed…bish needs her azz
Hey @Fayla
Work Story: I have a co-worker who is at a site in Utah today…why the lady at that office called her COLORED this morning? Told her daughter on the phone that the colored monitor who was onsite today had a nice coat.
@IGo
‘kay
Yass yass!!
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@EGO
Did you get my text last night about phone splash
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Nope I didnt…
mrsloveleigh says:
kdillion says: My question is.. If everyone carries differently then how come there are so many stories about others carrying, comparing them to Beyonce?
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i for one compared my stomach size in releation to months with hers simply becasue it was true. I carried small with my first until the last 2 months. Look at Pink. she was huge with her first and she was much more fit than Bey is. And yes Solange was tiny bodywise in the Soilder video but was surely pregnant. no nose spread on her either
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..but did you carry like the above picture? Large one day then small a week later and a little squared? This pregnancy is the first of its kind, the baby is full term at 5 months ready to be glittered and set on stage as the baby hype man.. Unless this is Rosemary’s Baby or American Horror Story im not buying gas from Arco. The day Beyonce said she wrote “Emotions” by the Bee Gess was the day I never believed anything she said or did.
@ Choco – I knew the chemistry betwinxt you to were NOT just back & forth banter!
Getcha Mind Right (RocLaFamilia) I think of his wife.
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Wow gypsyeyes the story was crazy.
@Hershey
and anyway who the fuk tries to kill themselves with aspirin
What up yall
Jerrica says:
JMO
Catfish and Spaghetti!!
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WTF is up with Catfish and Spaghetti? My sisters bestfriends mom always cooks that when they have a party or people over. It be bomb as hell but I would’ve never put the two together.
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Iono – but I’ve been eating that chit since I was a ‘lil tyke! My mom made it, my grandmother made it, my aunts make it! Just BOMB!
Cute pic BTW
@ KDillion…Don’t forget Silent Night.
@ KDub…apparently, you know the verse.
@Hershey’s #209
The Makeup Maven says:
@ JMO – My use’ta make catfish & spaghetti ALL THE TIME!
Where I live now, they think that’s not right…..
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Yea I never knew people considered it strange until college and people used to look at me like I was crazy
I knew the chemistry betwinxt you to were NOT just back & forth banter!
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Shhhhhhhhhhh be
@tatted, I’s here
I said I see some ladies in here tonight I might marry
Gone of the Belvee’ and ‘tron it’s too scary
Baby you can have whatever you like, the tooth fairy
I’ll do anything to leave here tonight with you
I said I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
(You know I do)
I said I do I do I do I do I do
(You know I do)
I said I do I do I do I do I do
*I would’ve sooooo lost my gig that day!*
kdillon
What’s wrong with Arco? I get my gas from there.
ALBUTT!
Heeeey Alboy
The day Beyonce said she wrote “Emotions” by the Bee Gess was the day I never believed anything she said or did.
kdillon: REALLY? I know that autismic child, FLOPPY, didn’t say that.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Back in October, Fanny and friends celebrated her upcoming birth with a baby shower scheduled on the same date as her boyfriend Antwaun Cook and his wife’s wedding anniversary.
Now tell me this bish doesn’t know exactly what she’s been doing this entire time OL UGLY SUKA
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If that is true, then Fanny needs her azz whooped.
Dear Bey and Jig,
Please name your first born, Sandra Mae Rose, after the person who has shown the MOST interest in this pregnancy!
Love,
Annoyed of this Obsessed Stan
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Choco and IGO’s affair!
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@ iheart – that’s the same verse I spit to Naija!
That’s my new chit!
The day Beyonce said she wrote “Emotions” by the Bee Gess was the day I never believed anything she said or did.
Please tell me you are lying 
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@Choco
Fanny is a slow STUPID bish…whatever she has coming I do NOT feel sorry for her…smh….
Tatted whats up baby I see you teasing me
MzDimplez1123
Did Beyonce really say she wrote Silent night? Oh the fu*kery.
What has gotten into you today?????
If that is true, then Fanny needs her azz whooped
You mean what hasn’t gotten into me 
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Y would you be surprised about that – FANNIE AINT CHIT
@Kdillion no i didn’t. I went from flat to lil bump to birth. What was the story about her wearing a protective padding? something about trying to thow people off about the due date? i will say it appears that her attempts at anything but real belly on display seem to fail.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Choco – I knew the chemistry betwinxt you to were NOT just back & forth banter
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Say what…
I be damn
spongebobfan says: i mean if one was to fake a pregnancy, she couldve EASILY went into hiding.
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we saw her twice a week all 4 months but haven’t seen her lately. isn’t she due this month? or is it february?
@ Choco –
<— me zippin' my lip!
Never had catfish and spaghetti together….not too sure about this combo
Choco aka Hippie says:
OL UGLY SUKA
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Bey has BEEN lying about her “writing” contributions for years…that’s why folks don’t believe CHIT that comes out of her mouth!
KDub says:
Hey @Fayla
Work Story: I have a co-worker who is at a site in Utah today…why the lady at that office called her COLORED this morning? Told her daughter on the phone that the colored monitor who was onsite today had a nice coat.
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Did she really say she wrote Emotions?
FeFe says:
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I remember when I was in high school and I received a letter from a college asking to come visit and the letter mentioned something about “colored” people
@JMO
Thats what Im saying….
Catfish and Spags-khetti?
The Friday night staple in my house until the price of catfish went up.
It’s also what most serve at card parties that I know. Catfish is now substituted with chicken wings since the price of catfish went up.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ KDillion…Don’t forget Silent Night.
@ KDub…apparently, you know the verse.
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Exactly! I mean, who is greedy enough to claim writing credits for Silent Night? I remember she said she wrote the Bible, and all her fans were like “oh dang im going to go read that cause she did it better than your favs”.
US calls for ban on in-car phone use … even with BluetoothBy NBC News’ Tom Costello and msnbc.com’s Alex Johnson
Updated at 1:45 p.m. ET: The government’s transportation safety experts recommended Tuesday to ban all American drivers from using portable electronic devices — including cell phones, even if you use a hands-free device.
The recommendation, which isn’t binding but which is likely to influence the decisions of Congress and state legislatures in writing new safety laws, makes only two exceptions: You could still use GPS navigation devices, and you could use your cell phone in an emergency.
Besides calling for government action, the NTSB also urged consumer electronics manufacturers to figure out a way to “disable the functions of portable electronic devices within reach of the driver when a vehicle is in motion.”
“No call, no text, no update, is worth a human life,” Deborah Hersman, chairwoman of the National Transportation Safety Board, said at a news conference in Washington.
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Safety advocates have long called for such a ban to reduce the phenomenon of distracted driving, which the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says killed 3,092 people in 2010.
The HTSA reported last week that about 20 percent of all drivers and 50 percent of drivers 21 to 24 years old admit to having texted while driving. Overall, more than three-quarters of drivers say they are willing to answer calls on all, most or some trips.
“People continue to make bad decisions about driving distracted — but what’s clear from all of the information we have is that driver distraction continues to be a major problem,” NHTSA Administrator David Strickland said last week in reporting the numbers.
advertisementadvertisementBut similar studies linking cellphone use to poor driving have been challenged, most recently by researchers at Wayne State University in Detroit, who concluded last month that some earlier studies were seriously flawed.
The report, published in the journal Epidemiology, examined to earlier studies that examined crashes in which cellphone records showed that the driver had used a cellphone. Those studies “likely overestimated the relative risk for cell phone conversations,” the researchers said, because they improperly assumed that the drivers were actually in motion when they were on the phone — in other words, they didn’t factor in such so-called part-time driving.
Abstract: Cell Phone Use and Crash Risk: Evidence for Positive Bias
Only 10 states ban handheld devices right now, and 35 ban texting while driving.
The recommendation comes following the NTSB’s investigation of an August 2010 accident in Gray’s Summit, Mo., involving a pickup truck, two school buses and several other vehicles.
The accident was blamed on the 19-year-old driver of the pickup, who sent or received 11 texts in the 11 minutes before the pileup, which killed two people and injured 38 others.
advertisementadvertisement”That finding raises a red flag to all of us on the highways,” Hersman said.
Full NTSB report on 2010 Missouri crash
The NTSB recommendation wouldn’t cover GPS devices, but — if it eventually becomes law — it would ban using your phone for any reason, even with a Bluetooth headset or speakers. The only exception would be to call 911 in an emergency.
More content from msnbc.com and NBC News:
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All of this is coming from what Katie Couric told her journalist friends. I knew this was going to happen. Katie’s hand lingered on Beyonce’s belly too long! She knew it was fake!
Fanny is a slow STUPID bish…whatever she has coming I do NOT feel sorry for her…smh….
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I don’t feel sorry for her stupid azz bish thought she was entitled only thing she entitled to is her U G L Y FACE I can’t wait until Twan moves his cousin in and it turns out to be his male lover
Well I’s not colored. I’s a NIGRA!
CD –
Whats up FEFE you been baby?
<<<< hates ChocD for her gravi
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
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Well I’s not colored. I’s a NIGRA!
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just thought i will get this out ok no more sandymae
I just spit my coffee out and burnt the back of my hand laughing at CD’s gravi.
What da hayle is wrong with y’all today?!
chocolate divalicious aka CD – THAT IS SOME FUNNY CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Choco only a bish that’s not suicidal would swallow 14 baby aspirin, go into the hospital, and get back with the cause of said suicide attempt…she was loosing ground to the wife, her enemy and had to do something very drastic to get him away from his wife forever…typical
Why the pregnancy stories still? Cant we agree to disagree
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Choco – <— me zippin' my lip!
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Hold up… IM in the Room!!!
You dont have to zip your lip.
@Fe
Yeah I had to calm down and actually do some work (really irked about that chit)because chit was about to real cray and I try my best not to be ignant on this blog as I am in “real life”
MzTisch says:
Catfish and Spags-khetti?
The Friday night staple in my house until the price of catfish went up.
It’s also what most serve at card parties that I know. Catfish is now substituted with chicken wings since the price of catfish went up.
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I really have a taste for this now and I’m pissed I cant cook!! Time to start doing some convincing to the bf
Yes, she really stated she wrote “Emotions”, the interviewer looked at her like she was stupid. Just like she said she created Bootylicious, but Snoop was saying that on West Coast long before…. smh.
Eazy Does It says:
Never had catfish and spaghetti together….not too sure about this combo
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Try it. It’s awesome. And some garlic bread?
May I ask what do you prefer with your fish?
8 days of Xmas album track listing
Track listing”8 Days of Christmas” (Erroll McCalla Jr., Beyoncé Knowles) – 3:31
“Winter Paradise” (B. Knowles, Rob Fusari, Falante Moore, G. Michael) – 3:36
“A ‘DC’ Christmas Medley” (H. Gillespie, F. Coots, S. Nelson, J. Rollins, J. Marks, G. Autry, O. Halderman) – 3:59
“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
“Jingle Bells”
“Frosty the Snowman”
“Have a Holly Jolly Christmas”
“Deck the Halls”
“Here Comes Santa Claus”
“Silent Night” (by Beyoncé Knowles) – 3:41
“Little Drummer Boy” (featuring Solange Knowles) (K. Davis, H. Onorati, H. Simeone) – 3:36
“Do You Hear What I Hear” (by Kelly Rowland) (N. Rigney, G. Shain) – 3:47
“White Christmas” (I. Berlin) – 1:43
“Platinum Bells” (R. Evans, J. Livingston – 1:27
“O’ Holy Night” (by Michelle Williams) (A. Adam) – 4:25
“Spread a Little Love on Christmas Day” (B. Edwards Jr., B. Knowles) – 3:42
“This Christmas” (N. McKinnor, D. Hathaway) – 3:38
“Opera of the Bells” (M. Dythrovych) – 4:35
@ Yso
whats up I got speacials on on err thang holla at me just like free shipping on purchases of exactly $43.71 till 121211 
Jerrica says:
JMO
Catfish and Spaghetti!!
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WTF is up with Catfish and Spaghetti? My sisters bestfriends mom always cooks that when they have a party or people over. It be bomb as hell but I would’ve never put the two together.
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Catfish and Spaghetti goes a long way, cost wise & portion wise. Toss a Salad, and Garlic Sticks, they will leave full.
Heeey Alboy. I’m teasing you???
Why? Why? I was lurking happily and then this chit rett hurh.
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Im brining that 70′s slang back
DYNOMITE
Sandra Rose says:
All of this is coming from what Katie Couric told her journalist friends. I knew this was going to happen. Katie’s hand lingered on Beyonce’s belly too long! She knew it was fake!
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HOWDY, SANDIE! Merry Xmas and all that jazz. WHAT did Katie Couric tell her journalistic friends about her pal, FLOPPY?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Fanny is a slow STUPID bish…whatever she has coming I do NOT feel sorry for her…smh….
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I don’t feel sorry for her stupid azz bish thought she was entitled only thing she entitled to is her U G L Y FACE I can’t wait until Twan moves his cousin in and it turns out to be his male lover
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JMO says:
MzTisch says:
Catfish and Spags-khetti?
The Friday night staple in my house until the price of catfish went up.
It’s also what most serve at card parties that I know. Catfish is now substituted with chicken wings since the price of catfish went up.
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I really have a taste for this now and I’m pissed I cant cook!! Time to start doing some convincing to the bf
@ I GO
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ME TOO! I’ve been making Talapia (sp) since buying catfish for my family would not be budget friendly.
@Tatted, I love the whole song!!! I’m not a huge Jeezy fan at all but that song just make me feel so gangsta for some reason
Nothing’s more attractive than a heavy praying woman
To a him and those and them been defecating on me (ughh)
Her would sense the heaven, and him when Andre omen
Baby I’m hell, save me, don’t bail
Crazy I tell you all of this in the middle of a club
Where words tend to get thrown around lightly like like like “love”
“Friend,” “rock star” and “So and so’s a genius”
So him vow to never utter him do unless him mean it
Her proud like her mother and ooohh momma’s sweet
So you just know that Juicy fruit ain’t gon’ fall too far from tree
So if we ever woop the woop
I want all that bleepty bleep
On this nasty carpet Bixby fresh on one knee
Say I do I do I do I do I do
So we can float up outta here in this hot air balloon
Lets put a baby butterfly up in your lil’ cocoon
And maybe 2030 our baby, she’ll be nerdy make the whole club swoon
MZd Whats up baby girl?
@ IGO – Choco told me to be
on you guys’ budding romance, so that’s what I ‘tend to do! 
@FeFe Heeyyyy BABY !!!
@Jerrica
Well DAMN… Yous think Honey-Mustard is NASTY Though ?!!? I GUESS It’s An Acquired TASTE becuz I LUVS IT (Especially w/ Cajun-Turkey Breast)
only a bish that’s not suicidal would swallow 14 baby aspirin, go into the hospital, and get back with the cause of said suicide attempt…she was loosing ground to the wife, her enemy and had to do something very drastic to get him away from his wife forever…typical
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Shaking my fist at the COON
So you finally stand up and I like what I see
Hey Tatted, Creamy, Choco (crazy azz got me howling), Gypsy, CD, Fay, Iheart, Dimpz, kdillon, JMO, Unpre, KDub, and anyone else above that nice lil’ scroll up I just did. Y’all alright with me. I’m sitting here
“Ave Maria” Knowles, Ghost, Dench, Makeba Rid****, Eriksen, Hermansen
she said she wrote Ave Maria
@CD
I knewded it! I knew you was like “mayne fluck this bullshat!”
Ion blame u one bit…
Choco aka Hippie says:
Fanny is a slow STUPID bish…whatever she has coming I do NOT feel sorry for her…smh….
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I don’t feel sorry for her stupid azz bish thought she was entitled only thing she entitled to is her U G L Y FACE I can’t wait until Twan moves his cousin in and it turns out to be his male lover
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ELove!!
I wonder if they will name the baby Brooklyn Carter
Catfish is disgusting! I have never had it with spaghetti but it sounds gross
Are you speaking of me Alboy???
That bish with the bulletproof weave DID NOT, I repeat, DID NOT say that she wrote Silent Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bish was bred to lie her azz off.
Kitrina says:
“Ave Maria” Knowles, Ghost, Dench, Makeba Rid****, Eriksen, Hermansen
she said she wrote Ave Maria
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Did she write all of the Motown songs too? Including MJ’s?
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – Choco told me to be on you guys’ budding romance, so that’s what I ‘tend to do!
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Okay I just wish somebody tell me about it…
ok there is a pic out of a not-9-mos-pregnant bey in vegas this past weekend….
I think she gets the writing credits for how she rearranges the lyrics but, IMO, a songwriter can write for anyone and not just arrange words to fits their screeching, yelling and/or yodeling.
MzTisch says:
JMO says:
MzTisch says:
Catfish and Spags-khetti?
The Friday night staple in my house until the price of catfish went up.
It’s also what most serve at card parties that I know. Catfish is now substituted with chicken wings since the price of catfish went up.
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I really have a taste for this now and I’m pissed I cant cook!! Time to start doing some convincing to the bf
@ I GO
^^^^^^^^
ME TOO! I’ve been making Talapia (sp) since buying catfish for my family would not be budget friendly.
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See my bf HATES catfish! He goes into details about what they eat blah blah blah. He’ll only eat it if its farm-raised. He’s jamaican and cuban and all his jamaican friends are the same way. They say its just how it is back home but ION wanna hear that chit … just fry my fish!
Am I the only one that puts mustard on my fish??
I get that from my grandma and aunts all from Mississippi …
Ok I’m really hungry now … BRB
Heeey Kaycei
@EGO
Did you get my text last night around 7p
Sandra Rose says:
All of this is coming from what Katie Couric told her journalist friends. I knew this was going to happen. Katie’s hand lingered on Beyonce’s belly too long! She knew it was fake!
I hate to say this. I now believe that maybe she is faking this pregnancy. We are not hearing about the baby kicking, hiccuping, stretching, yawning, something just is not right. You guys. Stans and FANS Beyonce is NOT carrying a REAL baby!
My mama usta eat her catfish with mustard and hotsauce.
@ Tatted – see what I mean about Choc azz today? Fanny is her “one button” and somebody done pushed that bish.
THANK YOU TO WHOMEVER PUSHED CHOC’S FANNY BUTTON.
Gat’dammit!
*tickled than a mufugg!*
MzDimplez1123 says:
SMDH! Claiming Silent Night? Nothing is sacred anymore…
“I wrote Irreplaceable for the ladies”, ummm Neyo wrote Irreplaceable for the ladies. Lets not forget “If I were a Boy” by BC Jean, “Kissing You” by Desiree… You claiming writing credit for the song in Romeo & Juliette?
@My Boo, you ain’t been loving me right. I think I need to go make mathematical emoticon equations with a new boo.
@ Tatted you know Im talking to you
@ Iheart – I’m not a Jeezy fan
But this song got me OPEN! Makes me wanna go to the club!
Y’all making me want some catfish now… with fries and hot sauce and hush puppies and a big ass pepsi
@ MzTisch when I do eat catfish, its fried with fries and a salad
Now y’all know Beysus has written each and every song that she has ever sung. How dare anyone suggest otherwise.
Let the church say Jaymen.
@Choco, What is wrong with yo azz today guhl
Did you just call her the COON?? 
@ Kaycei – right. Choco is “GOING IN”…..her button today is Fanniepack!
Okay I just wish somebody tell me about it…
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You’d be better off not saying anything cuz this line of answering is sounding faker than Bey’s pregnancy
The blogs was saying she was due this month, I don’t know what she is doing out west in Vegas, I guess she is gonna have the baby out there. I thought Bey and Jay lived in NY.
YSoSerious says:
Now y’all know Beysus has written each and every song that she has ever sung. How dare anyone suggest otherwise.
Let the church say Jaymen.
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@ Alboy – DO NOT TRY AND GET CHIT STARTED W/ME AND YOUR “MATHEMATICAL” BOO!
*are you tryna be my new male crush?*
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Fe
Yeah I had to calm down and actually do some work (really irked about that chit)because chit was about to real cray and I try my best not to be ignant on this blog as I am in “real life”
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I had to go find out what happened …. and um HELL YEA I laughed at your comment and dont feel wrong about doing so. That chit was funny as hell and you didn’t mean any harm. You and I been asking Sandra to bring her back in damn way so why would she feel like you disrespected her ….
Choco aka Hippie says:
Okay I just wish somebody tell me about it…
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You’d be better off not saying anything cuz this line of answering is sounding faker than Bey’s pregnancy
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IKR!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Kaycei
@EGO
Did you get my text last night around 7p
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So you TEXTED him while he was on his date Choco
(yes I put texted on purpose)
MsOnederful says:
Sandra Rose says:
All of this is coming from what Katie Couric told her journalist friends. I knew this was going to happen. Katie’s hand lingered on Beyonce’s belly too long! She knew it was fake!
I hate to say this. I now believe that maybe she is faking this pregnancy. We are not hearing about the baby kicking, hiccuping, stretching, yawning, something just is not right. You guys. Stans and FANS Beyonce is NOT carrying a REAL baby!
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That child is SLOW. Give Jay time to give her her talking and acting points.
Sandra still hasn’t told us what KATIE told her journalistic friends about FLOPPY.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Kaycei
@EGO
Did you get my text last night around 7p
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Nah I didnt get it… My date wasnt until 8 so I would have saw it.
but I didnt get it.
@kdillon
That’s what I’m saying….folks wanna act like Beysus is all innocent and chit abut she’s BEEN trying to jack writing credits for songs…she’s been caught in her LIES many times, so why don’t folks understand her possibly faking a pregnancy?
What is wrong with yo azz today guhl Did you just call her the COON??
Am I really sounding that bad I can not stand her she IRKS my soul GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH her face her smell her smeducation her looks her feet her brainz her man her brother her face 
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I should go to Cheddars tonight for some grilled salmon
On Silent Night I think that was her solo song. It also lists O Hloy Night by Michelle Williams and Do you Hear What I Hear by Kelly Rowland
@ My Baby If you go to a new Boo find something else to share with them Equations are ours.
+ 
* 
/ real deep and hard 
= one last 
if its over
AL!!
@Choco
Keep going in on that sloppy mouth bish!
MzDimplez1123 says:
I think she gets the writing credits for how she rearranges the lyrics but, IMO, a songwriter can write for anyone and not just arrange words to fits their screeching, yelling and/or yodeling.
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Beyonce gets writing credits for adding OOh and Ahhh, remember Neyo stated she added To Da Left To Da Left and thats it. Sony has a contract with songwriters, etc for her to take writing credits, so that award she won for song writing was a lie. During Oscar’s she wanted one so bad she added her name to Listen credits last minute to try to win an Oscar… they denied her.
Eazy Does It says:
@ MzTisch when I do eat catfish, its fried with fries and a salad
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I fuggs w/that too Eazy!
Nah I didnt get it… My date wasnt until 8 so I would have saw it.
but I didnt get it.
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OMG that chit was soooo funny I will re-send it to you….
MzDimplez1123 says:
My mama usta eat her catfish with mustard and hotsauce.
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*falls to the floor* yasss yassss!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Okay I just wish somebody tell me about it…
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You’d be better off not saying anything cuz this line of answering is sounding faker than Bey’s pregnancy
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See…
FOR THE RECORD…I JUST WANT TO SAY I’M
@ CD’s fuggin gravi!
MzTisch says:
JMO says:
MzTisch says:
Catfish and Spags-khetti?
The Friday night staple in my house until the price of catfish went up.
It’s also what most serve at card parties that I know. Catfish is now substituted with chicken wings since the price of catfish went up.
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I really have a taste for this now and I’m pissed I cant cook!! Time to start doing some convincing to the bf
@ I GO
^^^^^^^^
ME TOO! I’ve been making Talapia (sp) since buying catfish for my family would not be budget friendly.
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See my bf HATES catfish! He goes into details about what they eat blah blah blah. He’ll only eat it if its farm-raised. He’s jamaican and cuban and all his jamaican friends are the same way. They say its just how it is back home but ION wanna hear that chit … just fry my fish!
Am I the only one that puts mustard on my fish?? I get that from my grandma and aunts all from Mississippi …
Ok I’m really hungry now … BRB
^^^^
Nawl, I have relatives that do that.
Yso
Choco aka Hippie says:
What is wrong with yo azz today guhl Did you just call her the COON??
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Am I really sounding that bad
I can not stand her she IRKS my soul GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH her face her smell her smeducation her looks her feet her brainz her man her brother her face
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See alla ^^^^^ dis right here is exactly what im talmbout
JMO says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
My mama usta eat her catfish with mustard and hotsauce.
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*falls to the floor* yasss yassss!!
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@ KDillion….Neyo wrote the song for a man, it had a country feel originally, you can still kinda hear it on the finished Bey version, said he didn’t think any man would sing it, she somehow got on board and took credit.
Shyts crazy!
*****-itis!*
Tasia remind me of the character on FatAlbert where he had big lips and his hat covered his face
He talk like this Ilbbba beba back 
FeFe says:
@Choco
Keep going in on that sloppy mouth bish!
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No this did NOT come outta your angelic mouth Fe??? I’m so confused!
@KayCei
Heeyyyy There Beautiful
MrsMommy says:
MsOnederful says:
Sandra Rose says:
All of this is coming from what Katie Couric told her journalist friends. I knew this was going to happen. Katie’s hand lingered on Beyonce’s belly too long! She knew it was fake!
I hate to say this. I now believe that maybe she is faking this pregnancy. We are not hearing about the baby kicking, hiccuping, stretching, yawning, something just is not right. You guys. Stans and FANS Beyonce is NOT carrying a REAL baby!
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That child is SLOW. Give Jay time to give her her talking and acting points.
Sandra still hasn’t told us what KATIE told her journalistic friends about FLOPPY.
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You never see her rub her belly… I hate bringing others up but Jessica Simpson was just on the red carpet and her baby started kicking and she jumped and was sharing the moment with her guy, etc. Beyonce seems too perfect like nothing hurts, she doesnt have cravings, she doesnt rub her belly, the baby doesnt kick, her tummy goes up and down in size, she is still wearing high heels, fits the same size pants, the list goes on….
I work with a man that look JUST LIKE a catfish in the face.
Whiskers and all.
Don’t bother me none though. I’ll look right at his azz and will go home and still fry a nice filet hard and scoop me up some spaghetti w/Sharp on top and WILL ALSO have the nerves to bust out with some coleslaw too. GET AT ME.
So we cant say nigga in its correct form? Who knew.
@ Cali what up guhl
Yall gone have me at J&J’s
I see Choco is rubbing off on Fe today
Damn didnt that girl just have a baby? No love!
Illbababbabab
@Choco
Mush mouth!
@Tatted
Yes it did! She irks my soul too…like Choco said EVERYTHING about her is just a MESS and she’s trying to act all anointed and blessed with her current “situation”…bish have a fcking _/
@ OTB whats up nah you know the E R makes it unacceptable
Ms Choco (Comment #347)
F-ing
And Heeyy-BA There-BA BABY !!!
*still in disbelief I got the middle fanga from OTB*
The Makeup Maven says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Okay I just wish somebody tell me about it…
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You’d be better off not saying anything cuz this line of answering is sounding faker than Bey’s pregnancy
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IKR
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Dont help her…
@ My Baby where you at?!?!
@My Boo, I know exactly what to do, to get what I want. #stillgotit
The Makeup Maven says:
FOR THE RECORD…I JUST WANT TO SAY I’M @ CD’s fuggin gravi!
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@ Tatted – that shut me the fugg down too. CD and Choco won. Damn re-tarts. <—yes with a "t"!
@choco – What you up to?
@tasia
Eazy Does It says:
@ MzTisch when I do eat catfish, its fried with fries and a salad
^^^^^^^^^^^
I fukks with that too! If I get it from a restaurant….if I make it at home. Spaksghetti, I have to make my own.
KayCeiSoul says:
I work with a man that look JUST LIKE a catfish in the face.
Whiskers and all.
Don’t bother me none though. I’ll look right at his azz and will go home and still fry a nice filet hard and scoop me up some spaghetti w/Sharp on top and WILL ALSO have the nerves to bust out with some coleslaw too. GET AT ME.
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KayCeiSoul says:
I work with a man that look JUST LIKE a catfish in the face.
Whiskers and all.
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@OTB, They was looking for you in the otha post
Somebody said you had text her baby daddy the lyrics to free yourself, Is this tru ma’am 
What we talking about folks
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah I didnt get it… My date wasnt until 8 so I would have saw it.
but I didnt get it.
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OMG that chit was soooo funny I will re-send it to you….
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Okay send it…
Honestly, true question….
What if Beyonce doesnt know she is not pregnant?
@iheart
Honestly Fanny is one of the FEW “celebrities” that I will enjoy straight GOING IN on…she makes me nauseous all around!
@OTB
Can Yous give me a FASHION-n-Make Up Breakdown of THAT Gravi BABY
And THANKS (In Advance Though…)
@ IGO – I mean dayum, you ‘ill sounding all suspi-shus (Fannies homeschooling partner)
JMO says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Fe
Yeah I had to calm down and actually do some work (really irked about that chit)because chit was about to real cray and I try my best not to be ignant on this blog as I am in “real life”
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I had to go find out what happened …. and um HELL YEA I laughed at your comment and dont feel wrong about doing so. That chit was funny as hell and you didn’t mean any harm. You and I been asking Sandra to bring her back in damn way so why would she feel like you disrespected her ….
*tears up my free (insert Her name here) T-shirt
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(Really me giving u some hood dap). I will no longer be supporting the cause of branging some people back 
#Lurking muthafugga
@Tatted
That’s why I was like this
for most of the Fanny post…I just knew at some point the flood gates would open, and now Choco has encouraged me! 
MrsMommy says:
The day Beyonce said she wrote “Emotions” by the Bee Gess was the day I never believed anything she said or did.
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You my dear are very intelligent!!! Let them get mad all they want with ya chica!!!! You refuse to believe a known liar!! The nerve of you!!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
What is wrong with yo azz today guhl Did you just call her the COON??
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Am I really sounding that bad I can not stand her she IRKS my soul GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH her face her smell her smeducation her looks her feet her brainz her man her brother her face
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KayCeiSoul says:
The Makeup Maven says:
FOR THE RECORD…I JUST WANT TO SAY I’M @ CD’s fuggin gravi!
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@ Tatted – that shut me the fugg down too. CD and Choco won. Damn re-tarts. <—yes with a "t"!
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I was about to pass THEE fugg out!
Yall I can’t help it she destroyed me when I watched her lifetime movie and I tried to feel for her!
I for one cannot wait to finally see Bey-Z and Jayonce Knowles-Carter-Christ.*
*It’s gonna be twins cause the Illuminati catalog had a two-for-one deal that day.
We asked you to come back into the room….but this right here.
please
@Fe, I understand where you coming from. I usually could care less but I have a few of those celebs myself
@Eazy & Fe – The man does foreal. And the people on his team CALL him Catfish <— (proper noun – see that capitilization?)
@Kdillon @mrsmommy
kdillon says:
Honestly, true question….
What if Beyonce doesnt know she is not pregnant?
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HEHEHEHEHEHEEH!
<———- BEEN ON THIS BISH SINCE 8 A.M.
*needs an e-life!*
But @Tatt it was a pretty manicured middle finger. Not even the one I dig in my nose with. What more could you ask for?
Lil Mama??? I was insulted! 
@Al…i know now
All the chit we say though and we cant say that… SMH.
It doesn’t give her writing credit for Silent Night just states she sings it
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – I mean dayum, you ‘ill sounding all suspi-shus (Fannies homeschooling partner
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Fanny aint did nothing to me… I just know its chics like her in the hood. And Chics ;ike that in the hood that get dudes… but ITS THE HOOD
@ FE – I see.
i’m beginning to
this side of you! 
@ My Boo
( 
+ 
) + 
* 
= 
* pi and picking you up 
@Choco
That Lifetime movie gave me that shakes as well *shivers*
She kills me with the countrified loud fonky performances she gives, feet out, pits sweating, mouth with spit flying… #icant
Carter-Christ
Ms.Fashion says:
MrsMommy says:
The day Beyonce said she wrote “Emotions” by the Bee Gess was the day I never believed anything she said or did.
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You my dear are very intelligent!!! Let them get mad all they want with ya chica!!!! You refuse to believe a known liar!! The nerve of you!!!
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Me didn’t say that, Kdill did!!!
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MsOnederful says:
@Kdillon @mrsmommy
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THANK you!
Ms.Fashion says:
MrsMommy says:
The day Beyonce said she wrote “Emotions” by the Bee Gess was the day I never believed anything she said or did.
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You my dear are very intelligent!!! Let them get mad all they want with ya chica!!!! You refuse to believe a known liar!! The nerve of you!!!
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Me didn’t say that, Kdill did!!!
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MsOnederful says:
@Kdillon @mrsmommy
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THANK you!
Who told y’all that FeFe was innocent?
OTBizzle!!!!!
I was reminiscing when you text Mr. Cook (Fanny’s married baby daddy) the lyrics to Free Yourself #nobailbonds, back when he was a realtor with a ringback tone on his “business” phone.
@ OTB – but if you didn’t know that was who it was, you wouldn’t think it was Lil’ Mama?
<—- me waiting w/lips twisted to the side
I'm glad I got the mani-middle fanger instead of the one that is chipped up!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yall I can’t help it she destroyed me when I watched her lifetime movie and I tried to feel for her!
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Yeah Yeah… Its because I called her my Hood Crush.
I got Fanny Called a Cooooonnnnn!!!!
@Tatted
Some previous chit probably made me give even LESS of a fck today too… #realtalk
@YSo
*wears halo and smiles atchu*
Why does Beyaki (aka Floppy) have teeth like an orca?
@My Boo,
<——splash waterfalls on yo face!!!!!
MrsMommy says:
Why does Beyaki (aka Floppy) have teeth like an orca?
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Fuggin
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – I mean dayum, you ‘ill sounding all suspi-shus (Fannies homeschooling partner
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Fanny aint did nothing to me… I just know its chics like her in the hood. And Chics ;ike that in the hood that get dudes… but ITS THE HOOD
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See it’s chiks lyke Fannie that bee tryeng to git they lyfe togathur but it’s peepel lyke yu hu brang her down!
Fanny aint did nothing to me… I just know its chics like her in the hood. And Chics ;ike that in the hood that get dudes… but ITS THE HOOD
++++++++
@IGO – What my grandma use to say. That gurhl right der, she ain’t got no cut card, she’ll do anything with, with anybody!
@ My baby
<—— licking it all up
FeFe says:
@Tatted
Some previous chit probably made me give even LESS of a fck today too… #realtalk
I’M SOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRY *Karen Hill’s voice*
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Same Story Different Day…..
@OTB
Bey just took credit for the Christ part like she does for most everything else.
Yeah Yeah… Its because I called her my Hood Crush.
No it isn’t thats on you to like a donkey azz mule
I got Fanny Called a Cooooonnnnn!!!!
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@Unpre & Alboy
cause my virgin eyes just got their cherry popped 
:sideeye: @ FEFE
Mmmm…
Cause you KNOW 2 of these nails need help!
Shuddup Tatt!!!! And yeah, i feel you, that blue hair and chit. SMH. K. Michelle is nice though. My kind of bit ch. I can relate.
*touches chest lightly* Moi? @Mirs? Why I would never…
*giggles*
Kitrina says: The blogs was saying she was due this month, I don’t know what she is doing out west in Vegas, I guess she is gonna have the baby out there. I thought Bey and Jay lived in NY.
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exactly, she doesn’t look nine months and what doctors signs off on flights to see MJ tributes across the country?
@Tatted
*puts gun down and punches the nightstand*
@ I heart just to let you know
is a facial 
Why does Beyaki (aka Floppy) have teeth like an orca?
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@Caribe check your friggin phone DAWG #WOOF
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – I mean dayum, you ‘ill sounding all suspi-shus (Fannies homeschooling partner
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Fanny aint did nothing to me… I just know its chics like her in the hood. And Chics ;ike that in the hood that get dudes… but ITS THE HOOD
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See it’s chiks lyke Fannie that bee tryeng to git they lyfe togathur but it’s peepel lyke yu hu brang her down
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Hey I dont have one issue with fanny or what Fanny did… thats her and that dudes issue. Plus if Dude leaves his wife for it than that relationship must have been Really fked up. I dont know what happen.
@ Fe – RIGHT! What she thought, she was gone get away w/locking & loading a pistol in his face! He gripped the chit outta her hair! I know Lorraine Bracco (sp) was like “bish that ain’t in the script!”
@Alboy, so are you saying I should be greatful for the tears
Forget you YSo!
Christ like yes, but you dont gotta be all sour about it. Thats how rumors get started!
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – I mean dayum, you ‘ill sounding all suspi-shus (Fannies homeschooling partner
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Fanny aint did nothing to me… I just know its chics like her in the hood. And Chics ;ike that in the hood that get dudes… but ITS THE HOOD
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See it’s chiks lyke Fannie that bee tryeng to git they lyfe togathur but it’s peepel lyke yu hu brang her down
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Hey I dont have one issue with fanny or what Fanny did… thats her and that dudes issue. Plus if Dude leaves his wife for it than that relationship must have been Really fked up. I dont know what happen.
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Did you like my spelling? I’ve been working on it!
@Tatted
He knew and SHE knew she wasn’t gon’ shoot NOBODY…she really wanted to
him instead… 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yeah Yeah… Its because I called her my Hood Crush.
I got Fanny Called a Cooooonnnnn!!!!
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No it isn’t thats on you to like a donkey azz mule
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You dont have to be calling her all that… LOL
@ I heart I was just informing you
Some of beyonce stans think if you say anything negative about her your a bitter miserable bish <—–
@FeFe (Comment #399)
Outside of Listening to WHATEVER SONGS I Like by Her… THAT’S ALL I’m going to GIVE (No F-ing Way I’m watching HER in A MOVIE Though…)
I’m STILL PISSED My brother left that “OBSESSED” DVD and I Eventually watched it MONTHS LATER (It was a VERY BLAND Comedy Though…)
Dude is GAY point blank so yeah he left his wife and kid for money and ugly
I’m STILL PISSED My brother left that “OBSESSED” DVD and I Eventually watched it MONTHS LATER (It was a VERY BLAND Comedy Though…)
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I watch that movie for laughs too Bey is so dry in that movie I mean she sound dumb as fuk
Only cause I lubb you @Yso will I go deep into my stans files. The other non gravis are non-muthafukkin factors. *Evelyn crazy eyes*
This is the ORIGINAL transcript from TRL about BeeGee’s Emotions…
MTV: The Bee Gees’ Maurice Gibb said he likes your cover of “Emotion.”
Beyoncé: Whoa, that’s amazing.
Kelly: You’re always scared to do cover songs ’cause the artists, they’re legends. The Bee Gees are legends and we just wanted to do it right so if he says it’s cool with him, then yay!
MTV: What made you choose, of all songs, to cover that one?
Beyoncé: Our manager, Mathew Knowles, told us we should do it. We always feel scared about doing cover songs, ’cause if they’re not as good, then you shouldn’t even waste your time. We didn’t know if we could do it, so instead of trying to compete, we did it different and added our Destiny’s Child flavor to it. Vocally, it’s the strongest song on our album. It features everybody you can really hear all our voices. All of us are very thankful to the Bee Gees for writing that [beautiful] song.
/stan
And this is the only stanning I will be doing today.
get your kicks. Tricks. 
Not you Ann, and others, but you, other others. 
@Alboy, well thanks but my eyes are still traumatized
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – I mean dayum, you ‘ill sounding all suspi-shus (Fannies homeschooling partner
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Fanny aint did nothing to me… I just know its chics like her in the hood. And Chics ;ike that in the hood that get dudes… but ITS THE HOOD
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See it’s chiks lyke Fannie that bee tryeng to git they lyfe togathur but it’s peepel lyke yu hu brang her down
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Hey I dont have one issue with fanny or what Fanny did… thats her and that dudes issue. Plus if Dude leaves his wife for it than that relationship must have been Really fked up. I dont know what happen.
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Did you like my spelling? I’ve been working on it!
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very Good…
@ FE – IKR – she was ready to bone AFTER he plugged a guntip up her nose and snatched her wigpiece!
*my kinda bish*
I KID I KID!
Do yall know I have never seen Obsessed.
*holds tight to my stan card* Im still #1 though.
I will not be moved.
he left his wife and kid for money and ugly
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Ya’ll must not have jobs
@Ohoney whats up baby
BBW –
*subconsciously reaches for dreads*
Dang @Honey you aint gotta be so nasty about it.
We the 99%.
:occupySandraRose:
Hey Everyone!!! Im not even on the comment on the fake baby momma of the demon spawn
@OTB
AND Yous STILL haven’t answered My Question EITHER
And UNLESS you want to LAUGH HYSTERICALLY (Then Don’t Watch “OBSESSED”)
@OTB
I’ll allow it just cause it’s you.
OutsidetheBox says:
Do yall know I have never seen Obsessed.
*holds tight to my stan card* Im still #1 though.
I will not be moved.
me neither only because she was in it, I love me some idris elba Mmmmmm!!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Dude is GAY point blank so yeah he left his wife and kid for money and ugly
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Women do that shait all the time….
Heeeeeey AlBoy
@EGO
Maybe I don’t think I would tho
OutsidetheBox says:
This is just one interview, they did a round of interviews to promote the album… there are multiple items via google where others heard her say she wrote the song…
IUm sorry @E! I didnt see it…in this thread? Blame my eyes sight, not my heart!
Hey Tatted
*thinking about bringin em back*
mizzdallas says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Do yall know I have never seen Obsessed.
*holds tight to my stan card* Im still #1 though.
I will not be moved.
me neither only because she was in it, I love me some idris elba Mmmmmm!!!
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What did you think you missed? I saw the mess at the hair salon. Let’s just say that everybody else was acting, but floppy. Floppy was playing the “pretty” part. You know, all orca teeth and smiles.
My question is.. If everyone carries differently then how come there are so many stories about others carrying, comparing them to Beyonce?
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For attention.
@My Boo, IHeart is frontin just like Fanny’s DL dude, and Bey-bulletproof weave about this “pregnancy.”
IHeart know she been taking notes and plans to use em on her boo later on tonight.
Heeey Howmanylicks
Hey Tatted! I missed you.
So no one thinks Antwan could have set that date for the baby shower? For those of you with someone that’s been married before, do you even know their wedding date? Does it matter? #real question
@ Howmanlicks – is that soooo???
No offense….realtalk – are you male or female? You never have up a pic of yourself in your gravi so I never knew!
@Unpre, dontchu be trying to call me out like that guhl!! I bet if I send them gangsta deer yo way you wont be on here typing all nasty and chit
@ My baby I already know talkin bout traumatized more like intrigued
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iheart405 says:
@Unpre, dontchu be trying to call me out like that guhl!! I bet if I send them gangsta deer yo way you wont be on here typing all nasty and chit
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Yes, I will. I bought some inflatable sock em bop em’s for the boys for Christmas. I’ll blow em up, put em on, and SOCK the shat outta dear’s face. Then, I wave the deer’s antlers in the air like this —–>
@My Boo,
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<—–super facial!!!!!!!!!!!!
infinite
@ Tatted
I got cat in between these thighs.
@ Howmanylicks – Oh, okay.
You are stoopid! 
I got cat in between these thighs.
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i want to know what katie couric has said about the baby bump
This obsession is really a sickness, smh.
the pictures of her wearing prosthetic breasts are photoshopped, i’ve seen the video of her doing the interview for the roseland dvd screening. when you watch the video there are no creases or weird looks to her breasts, and in other images from that event her breasts don’t look strange. (lol yes i did a google search)
Out of lurk mode to say….. As much as beyonce likes to be in the spotlight and get half naked you would think that she would take some pics with her belly showing. ijs
babytokyo says:
Out of lurk mode to say….. As much as beyonce likes to be in the spotlight and get half naked you would think that she would take some pics with her belly showing. ijs
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Or keep it the same damned size. Jayz knows he should have told her “Everybody not as slow as you, Bey.”