Morning Wood: Idris Elba (by request)

Women swoon at the mere mention of the name Idris Elba. Even married women can’t resist his undeniable charm. The hunky actor and DJ, who is best known for his role as a drug lord in the highly acclaimed HBO docudrama, The Wire, is married to a low key black woman, and he has a daughter from a previous relationship. Per request, here are a few sexy photos of the British actor culled from various Internet sources.

Photos found on Essence.com, Twitter.com, Tumblr.com, Uptownmagazine.com



 


490 Responses to “Morning Wood: Idris Elba (by request)”

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    Gumbumper says:

    Thanks Sandra, you made my day!!

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    Zoe B. says:

    :hump: :hump: Sandy did you have to ruin my sexy time by throwing his daughter in there? This isn’t a family oriented post :no:

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    NaijaGal says:

    PAGING YSO, PAGING YSO :wink:

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    Zoe B. says:

    Those black v-neck shots :yes:

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    sexyphillygirl says:

    Lawd have mercy…brb gotta go to the private bathroom on the 2nd floor in my office building lol

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    VAALLDAY says:

    WOOOOOOOOO CHILD!!!!!!

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    FeFe says:

    The pic with him putting on his tie with “GHETTOFABU” typed next to him has me wanting to :hump:

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    EB says:

    Is that his peen in the 11th picture :blink:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Auntie…..

    THANK YA’! I can’t say it enough. :yahoo:

    *Whew*

    Now I just need to see the same from Laz Alonso. PLEAAAASE & THANK YOU.

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    FeFe says:

    :dead: @EB….whew chile!

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    I thought I read in the last magazine he was on the cover of (Essence/Ebony) that he was engaged???

    Is there any truth to this?

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Hey FeFe boo! :hug: Happy New Year! :-)

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    FeFe says:

    :hugs: @KayCei…hey lady, same to you!

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    LittleBigMouth says:

    I’m not that attracted to this man but he’s got a sexy walk, and a man’s walk means a lot to me. This is all. And I second @kay’s comment on Laz, now he does it for me

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    wilhelmina99 says:

    So, so Sexy! Thanks Sandra.

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    Dawn Sheen says:

    Man when he was on The Wire chile he made me wanna sell drugs, panty pudding, hash, waffles anything … I also used to have a crush on that girl Snoop from the Wire… it was full of hunky actors… What about the guy who played Omar… Michael K. Williams

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    prynsexxx says:

    *in my Johnnie Gill voice*

    :whistle:
    My, my, my, mymymymy my…..

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    capricorn83 says:

    I’m one of the few who is lukewarm about Idris. I do think he’s nice looking but he just doesn’t do IT for me. *shrugs*

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    prynsexxx says:

    @Dawn

    I wanted to sell my MAMA….how bout that! LOL My boo hates that I love this man so much. I tell him all the time “you bout to get traded in for guess who..”….LOL

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- DON'T EVEN FUGG AROUND BUT HAS TO ADMIT THESE PICS HAD ME FLUSHED!
    :oops: <— my cheeks! *fixed*

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    Zoe B. says:

    Is that his peen in the 11th picture

    _________________________________________________

    You had me scrolling, pointing and counting the pics :rofl: then I got to 11 and :blink: :love :hump:

  23. 23
    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    TAKE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dead:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    I just hate the first two pics of him. but the other ones owwweee.

    @ Tatted

    See a pic as promised

  25. 25
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :ashamed: <— REALLY MY CHEEKS!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    AY DIOS MIO THEY DONT MAKE THEM LIKE HIM ANYMORE NOT PURRTY NO SAGGIN NO BS JUST SESY RUFF MANLY OH HE CAN GET IT!! I LOOOVE THAT CHOCOLATE SKIN TOO!! :yes: **FANS SELF!**

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Howmany – AWWWW, YOU’RE ADORABLE! That’s whats up! Thank you. :biggrin:

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    Hershey says:

    The first pictures, he looked straight filthy and I could have sworn I smelled his sweat, but as I kept scrollin’ Sweet GEESUS!!! JACKPOT!!! He’s so fine and VERY approachable! I lub him…back to work I go

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    JMO says:

    EB says:

    Is that his peen in the 11th picture :blink:
    _________________________________________________________

    *scrolls back up to the top and starts counting* 1..2…3….4

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    prynsexxx says:

    He is the ONLY man that I will accept in that DIRTY yt beater. But what in the Flintstone rock quarry, runaway slave boot, Idris in the lion den, hell is he doin in that 2nd to last pic?

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    KyCakes says:

    SPLASH! Waterfalls…. :heart: Idris…. *swoon*
    Thanks, Auntie!

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Zoe B. says:

    Sandy did you have to ruin my sexy time by throwing his daughter in there? This isn’t a family oriented post :no:
    ____________________

    That was just a little reality check, hun. :D

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BETTY BOOP I NEED ME SOME OF HIM!! :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    he’s ok :shrugs:

    some pics he looks good and others not so much. def better lookin with hair :yes:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Now I just need to see the same from Laz Alonso. PLEAAAASE & THANK YOU.
    _____________

    But doesn’t he like what you like? :shrug:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    **GOES TO SEE PIC 11 TO DROOL SWOON AND MAKE A MESS** :pc:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Thanks @ Tatted. I told you I gots you.

    Been watching OZ all this weekend.Last two season left.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- NEEDS TO BE MOLESTED BY A GROWN AZZ WOMAN THE WAY THAT THE BIKE SHOP GUY (THE BOSS FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATI) ALMOST MOLESTED ARNOLD & DUDLEY! :coffee:

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    Cocoabana says:

    Hm yeah, I didn’t get wet. Darn.

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    Hershey says:

    Idris has the big Dyck walk, he throws his legs outwardly when he walks like it’s too much peen in between his thighs… :hump: um um um. I remember that one shot in the Takers when he got out of bed to get his crackhead sister Naomi out of jail…them drawers was fitting his joint so tight ok, I digress…as I right click save on most of those pictures.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *throws my(naked)self into picture up top*

    I am glad you posted this, but ummmm it was requested by somebody (crazy) to find out who was the bish on his arm on new yrs eve at some party.

    Please READ the ENTIRE request j/k :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Nope…Nothing. Nice body but y’all can have his pointy headed self. :coffee:

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    KyCakes says:

    :dead: @ Hershey’s gravi….When the crew was picking Tinkerbell up from the ground, she looked…challenged :blink:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Now I just need to see the same from Laz Alonso. PLEAAAASE & THANK YOU.
    _____________

    But doesn’t he like what you like?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    AND YOU KNOW YOU DEAD AZZ WRONG FOR THAT AUNTIE! :rofl:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    Whhheww came on the site and got a treat for the new year!!!

    Happy New Years Everybody :partyhat: *Im late but I’s HERE!!! :hug:

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    FeFe says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Now I just need to see the same from Laz Alonso. PLEAAAASE & THANK YOU.
    _____________

    But doesn’t he like what you like? :shrugs:

    ________

    WORD? :blink:

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    mizzdallas says:

    Lawd I just wet my panties! I swear I will kill a bish over my husband..

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Lakes – ‘ol Idris gettn that blood pressah up, huh?! :lol:

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    EB says:

    The 11th pic is the one where he’s walking dow the street in all black with a hat on. It looks like his peen is touching his phone in his pocket :rofl:

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    Hershey says:

    @ Sandra, daheyull you say about Laz? He likes boy coochie? OMG :crying: say it ain’t so

    :wail: :crying1:

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    mizzdallas says:

    Ummm who say my man laz like peen?!! The devil is a lie

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    Cocoabana says:

    Hershey says:

    Idris has the big Dyck walk, he throws his legs outwardly when he walks like it’s too much peen in between his thighs… um um um. I remember that one shot in the Takers when he got out of bed to get his crackhead sister Naomi out of jail
    ———–

    Why his sister had to be a crackhead in that movie though? :rofl:

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    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    *throws my(naked)self into picture up top*

    I am glad you posted this, but ummmm it was requested by somebody (crazy) to find out who was the bish on his arm on new yrs eve at some party.

    Please READ the ENTIRE request j/k :rofl:
    _________________________________________________________________

    You said it not me :lol:

  54. 54

    @ EB…I thought I was looking at it in the 2nd pic too.

    I hate see through shirts on men.

    I like the pic Fe likes other than that, they’re ok. She could’ve posted a Stringer pic. He was HOTT then.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BETTY BOOP SOMETHING ABOUT THAT RUFF LOOK AND MANLY SWAGG :hunch: :whip: I SAID I QUIT OLDER MAN BUT IDRIS CAN GET IT!!

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    candibfly says:

    it is rather coneheadish in that one pic :lol:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    That all black outfit when he’s in motion(well it looks like he walking) is something to cling to

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    Yall still crazy says:

    WKRP in Cincinatti was my shattttt! Ok? :rofl: #loniandersonwasthatbish

    So we are on the same team as Laz? :shrug:

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    babynewyear77 says:

    What a beautiful specimen of a MAN!!!

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    vero says:

    **fans self** Thank you Sandra :D

    YSO please stay in your :kona:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    EB says:

    The 11th pic is the one where he’s walking dow the street in all black with a hat on. It looks like his peen is touching his phone in his pocket
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    :dead: & :ghost:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    HOLD UP :stop: IS THAT DIMPZ LOOKN ALL SASSY AND JAZZY IN THAT PIC? IT SURE IS!! @DIMPZ HEWO MAMA LOOKN CUTE!

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    NOT WOOD for me that first pic looks like he just woke up and the second pic looks like he just threw on some clothes :shrugs:

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    Cocoabana says:

    Sandra, can you please post some fine ass athletes AKA NFL players. It’s a lot of sexiness under those helmets, YES MA’AM!

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    Eazy Does It says:

    I guess its the 11th picture ya’ll are speaking of as well. Didnt catch the peen till I scrolled back up :yes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Smurfette – :dead: because you are the only one who caught that!
    :lol:

    #loniandersonwasthatbishbutshelovedjohnny’sdustyazz!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    big Dyck walk, he throws his legs outwardly when he walks like it’s too much peen in between his thighs

    :yes: Like Denzel. :yes:

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    INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:

    Yes sir, yes sir!!!!! One hell of a fine man!!! Lawd have mercy :) this nicca could get it, any where, any how & any way !!! That pic with the black see thru shirt looks like his peen extends & curves to his left hand pocket or maybe that’s what I wanna see-Lol!

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @EAZY LETS MAKE AN IDRIS SAMMY!! :hug:
    OK IM OUTIE AGAIN… BRB :kona:

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    <—Agrees that Idris has the Big Dyck walk. I noticed a few other Euros do too.
    Jax from from SOA and Tom Hardy are two that come to mind.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Cocoabana says:

    Sandra, can you please post some fine ass athletes AKA NFL players. It’s a lot of sexiness under those helmets, YES MA’AM!

    :cosign: *mumbles* Or any of these college football players that Ive begun noticing lately :coffee:

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    YSoSrs says:

    I like the one with the hat. He should wear more hats. :yes:

    #FckingWithTheIdrisLovers

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    @ sandra

    You did the love and hip hop post all early, now I cant comment cause no one in that post. :(

    I was just going to comment how at the end when Yandy was in that car. It was funny how people was calling her prince from the dave chapelle skit and then the bish had on that shirt………..LOOLLLLL! :dead:

    Also what kind of fugged up proposal was that. I guess she was just happy to get a ring.

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    **swoons and lands on face** PEEN WIHT A HOOK :yes: SESY RUFF!! RAAAWWWRR!! IM LOGGIN OFF!! :hunch:

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    Eazy Does It says:

    @Lakes you know Im down :hump:

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    Ty says:

    YES INDEED :love:

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    LAKES! :hug: How you been this year mami?! :kiss:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- JUST NOTICED THAT INTENSE POSTED W/lowercase LETTERING.
    :blink: :shocked: :wail:

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    Hershey says:

    @ OTB/Coco yes lawd! They walk with a purpose, them thighs ain’t touched eva in life! :hahaha:

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    He does nothing for me :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Too funny–>Idris done made Intense forget to put her cap lock on :hahaha:

    :hug:

    Tatted, Imma dance with Twin tomorrow to that joint yo ( I only know the end though) :whistle: In Cincinattiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @VERO

    Really? You gone do me like that over HIM?! HMPH! :mad:

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    Tainted_Love says:

    Idris Elba is very handsome…but he looks like my father so he gives me the daddy vibe!

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    JMO says:

    I didn’t know he was married

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @DIMP IM AWWSOME :grin: <<ME
    @EAZY AAAAAFUUUUUKNREAAADY!! IDRIS GOING TO GET SOOAKD!! :lol:

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    FeFe says:

    Folks keep talking about the big dyck walk, but sometimes men have that issue of thighs rubbing together as well…sometimes this particular walk is fueled by the fact that they have thigh friction which causes them to get slight wedgies, which then encourages the leg swinging… #observantandexperienced :coffee:

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    KDub says:

    Loni Anderson was the indeed the shiznit

    Goes to scroll back up and look at pic numma elleben some more.

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    CHARBEE says:

    LAWD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hump: :biggrin:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @INTESE :rofl: NO CAPS THAT IDRIS GOT US ALL WEEK IN THE KNEES!! :hahaha:

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    he sessy..just reminds me of my ex :shrug:

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    Cocoabana says:

    @ Y’all, I don’t pay attention to college football players but maybe I should…that way I can snag one before they go pro :think:

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    vero says:

    :rofl: @Intense. now this is a post where you should have used the caps :lol:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    ION want NO MORE hooked duck :no: EVER

    :scared: :rofl: :flashbacks:

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    FeFe says:

    :dead: @JMO’s gravie and the fact that the mannequin’s face and the “hair” on top both look JUST LIKE my ghetto azz cousin… :rofl:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    FOR SMURFETTE

    :whistle:
    Baby, if you ever wondered
    Wondered whatever became of me
    I’m livin’ on the air in Cincinnati
    Cincinnat WKRP

    Got kind of tired packing and unpacking
    Town to town and up and down the dial
    Maybe you and me were never meant to be
    but baby think of me once in a while
    I’m in WKRP in Cincinnati

    *clears throat* and :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    the big peen walk :yahoo:

    *goes to youtube to listen to the wkrp in cincinatti theme song*

    never watched the show but i know ray from sister sister was in it :hahaha:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    :dead:

    @ Tatted for seeing Intense shyt was in the lower case

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    Hershey says:

    JMO, how DARE you put a picture of April’s invisible highway part lacefront! Wait until i tell her about how your bismerching her good name, lawd geesus :hahaha: :rofl:

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    jazzyiest says:

    Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh Sandra Mae!!! You do luv me! :hug: Like the saying goes….ask and you shall recieve!!!

    However, what’s this married ish about? :waiting: I know it’s not to the chick he was all hugged up in the club with! :nono:

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    mizzdallas says:

    Damn @tainted your daddy fione as hail! I might be your new stepmama.. :ROFL:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    @JMO

    Is that what the girl weave from your job looked liked?

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    Cocoabana says:

    mizzdallas says:

    Damn @tainted your daddy fione as hail! I might be your new stepmama..
    ——

    :dead:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @JAZZI

    See? I told you you can do better than Idris. :coffee:

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    vero says:

    Yso, just for him and Buju yeah :D

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Cocoabana says:

    @ Y’all, I don’t pay attention to college football players but maybe I should…that way I can snag one before they go pro :thinking:

    Yo, IONO none of those jokers names, but go google this year’s Heismann runner-ups ( :shrug: )

    Girl, them boys built up like grown men, ok? *fans self and exhales*

    :thinking: IF I was to break bad, I’d bed me a college football star DJM

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- NEEDS TO BE MOLESTED BY A GROWN AZZ WOMAN THE WAY THAT THE BIKE SHOP GUY (THE BOSS FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATI) ALMOST MOLESTED ARNOLD & DUDLEY!

    :nono: WHAT WOULD YOUR WIFE THINK ABOUT THAT *smacks your azz.. BE GOOD!

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    That proof is in the pudding for me. My youngin walk just like that…matta fact I be walking like that after a romp with him. :no: :love:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ JMO’s gravi looking like “someone’s” co-worker wide azz part in her quick weave! :lol:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @LICKS

    Is that you in your Gravi? You have a nice smile. :yes:

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    Selle says:

    I LOVE THIS MAN!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

    that is all

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- NEEDS TO BE MOLESTED BY A GROWN AZZ WOMAN THE WAY THAT THE BIKE SHOP GUY (THE BOSS FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATI) ALMOST MOLESTED ARNOLD & DUDLEY!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    WHAT WOULD YOUR WIFE THINK ABOUT THAT *smacks your azz.. BE GOOD!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    That's a long story, Cha! :lol:

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    Zoe B. says:

    Since everyone is putting in request I request Devin Thomas (Redskins) and Lee Thompson Young (Famous Jett Jackson) :grin:

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    JMO says:

    Hershey says:

    JMO, how DARE you put a picture of April’s invisible highway part lacefront! Wait until i tell her about how your bismerching her good name, lawd geesus :hahaha: :rofl:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    Oh it was you who had the co-worker like my gravi?? :hahaha: … Thats the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw it

    :rofl: @Fefe

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    Eazy Does It says:

    Fefe why you put the image of men thighs rubbing in this wonderful lustful post :no:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    :dead: @Fi shooting down the hugepeen rumors

    :shotdown: :rofl:

    Tatted, Kdub, Twin, Loni Anderson (can’t recall her name) used to be SHARB!!!! :clean: :shi ttysharb:

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    lisaROSE says:

    laz alonso aint gay! i remember he was hitting on me while i was waiting for the A train in 125th street, funny thing was i didnt know who he was till i got on the train and i dont look like man!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- :heart: Cha's & Howmany's gravi! :thumbsup:

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    FeFe says:

    Folks keep talking about the big dyck walk, but sometimes men have that issue of thighs rubbing together as well…sometimes this particular walk is fueled by the fact that they have thigh friction which causes them to get slight wedgies, which then encourages the leg swinging… #observantandexperienced

    :mad: :cuss: THANKS .. FE FE, there goes our EVERYTHING :rofl:

    My husband has that walk but not for the reasons you described :nono: HE WALK LIKE THAT CUS HE CAN BACK IT UP :biggrin:

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    JMO says:

    jazzyiest says:

    Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh Sandra Mae!!! You do luv me! :hug: Like the saying goes….ask and you shall recieve!!!

    However, what’s this married ish about? :waiting: I know it’s not to the chick he was all hugged up in the club with! :nono:
    ___________________________________________________

    I just saw that pic too …. ummm hmmm

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    vero says:

    Chacha :hug: Thank you for the Compliment the other day (my natural look)

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    Ty says:

    FeFe says:

    @JMO’s gravie and the fact that the mannequin’s face and the “hair” on top both look JUST LIKE my ghetto azz cousin…
    _______________________________
    The mannequin needs a closure STAT. I hate those damn hallway parts thats supposed to be invisible :rofl:

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @BETTY BOOP IM GROWN… RAAAWWWR!!
    @CHACHICHI :kiss:

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    JMO says:

    Ty says:

    FeFe says:

    @JMO’s gravie and the fact that the mannequin’s face and the “hair” on top both look JUST LIKE my ghetto azz cousin…
    _______________________________
    The mannequin needs a closure STAT. I hate those damn hallway parts thats supposed to be invisible :rofl:
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Believe it or not, I see this alot :no: <— Smh

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    FeFe says:

    @Eazy

    Because I’ve come across men with the “big dyck walk”, ended up :hump: only to realize that they really weren’t all that big at all, rather average if I must say…not saying that Idris doesn’t have one, but the “walk” doesn’t always indicate a hung horse dyck. Some men, depending on their build can mask large thighs… :yes:

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    YSoSrs says:

    (sits and waits for a new post)

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    Yall still crazy says:

    *places gummi bears (ala Choco) lined up in Jmo’s gravi*

    #soultrainline-style :lol:

    :bow: Hoburger No. 5 :hug: Hey honeybun!

    @lisarose, why weren’t you attracted to him then? You didn’t get that “he wants to jump my bones” vibe?

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    FeFe says:

    @Cha

    I’m sorry bew… :( I just think some women get false advertising… :lol:

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    pointhimout says:

    aint got nan dent nowhere. :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

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    JMO says:

    :lol: @Yall

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    lisaROSE says:

    i want to request my boo VICTOR CRUZ FROM THE GIANTSSSS !!!!!!

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Off topic, what’s up with the chicks with the hairlines glued to their forehead? I saw too much of this this weekend #ifeltbadforthem :holdingmyheart:

    1. Who authorized this?

    2. Who cosigned?

    3. Why? :wail:
    #somanyquestions

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    vero says:

    :lol: Point

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    YSoSrs says:

    (wonders how women with big puzzies walk)

    :think: :hahaha:

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    Hershey says:

    Ain’t no closure going to to close that part! :hahaha:

    Tatted/JMO that’s almost identical to what April’s part looked like, ‘cept it needs a lot of shine spray in the part :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    I WOULD LET ME FLUCK MY BRAIN OUT!!

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    pointhimout says:

    POINTHIMOUT ROSE says:

    Laz aint a bad looking guy. I’m just not turned on by him at all. I think he tries too hard. I never got the gay vibe from him, though we’d welcome him with open arms.

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    Cocoabana says:

    lisaROSE says:

    i want to request my boo VICTOR CRUZ FROM THE GIANTSSSS !!!!!!

    —-

    YES :bow: and while we’re on the giants roster

    DEVIN THOMAS
    COREY WEBSTER
    AHMAD BRADSHAW

    I can keep going…

  138. 138
    YSoSrs says:

    @PHO

    They say they see something in pic #11. :shrugs:

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    iheart405 says:

    I hate Hershey for saying that her Shekina is April :rofl:

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    Cocoabana says:

    YSoSrs says:

    (wonders how women with big puzzies walk)

    Like Alicia Keys.

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    Yall still crazy says:

    (wonders how women with big puzzies walk)

    ————————-
    Probably real floopy-like #looseygoosey :rofl:

    :bigpuzzywalk: :hahaha:

  142. 142
    iheart405 says:

    What yall talmbout??

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I think the mannequin is just showing women who wear invisible parts a wig for their efforts….they want to leave hair out and with that they can. :lol:

    #2cents.

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    CookieMonsterZ says:

    That pic with the black see thru shirt looks like his peen extends & curves to his left hand pocket or maybe that’s what I wanna see-Lol!
    ___________________________________________________

    I caught that too. There’s a couple pics up there with a bulge. I think his “walk” is legit! :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Like Alicia Keys.

    :rofl: :rofl:

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    vero says:

    POINT???????????????????

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Now I just need to see the same from Laz Alonso. PLEAAAASE & THANK YOU.
    _____________

    But doesn’t he like what you like?

    ***********************************************************

    WHO??? LAZ??? *VOICE CRACKIN’ like Bonita Butrell*….Don’t you say that Auntie. Don’t you tell me that! Don’t you speak that evil over Laz! :wail:

    What do you MEAN he likes the same thing I like??? Are you sayin’ he likes wang? Because I only like wang. Please say it ain’t SO! AWWWWW LAWWWD AND I LOVED THIS MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “Get yo’ shyt! Get yo’ shyt! And GET OUT!!!” ~ Bernadine/Waiting to Exhale.

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Point is Hill Harper gay…I’m making you the authority on this here blog

  149. 149
    YSoSrs says:

    Why the hell did I even ask? :rofl: :dead:

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    CookieMonsterZ says:

    JMO says:

    jazzyiest says:

    Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh Sandra Mae!!! You do luv me! Like the saying goes….ask and you shall recieve!!!

    However, what’s this married ish about? I know it’s not to the chick he was all hugged up in the club with!
    ___________________________________________________

    I just saw that pic too …. ummm hmmm
    ________________________________________

    Hmmm.. where can I find this pic?

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    Good Lord this is what I needed to see today :pray: Thank ya Jesus, for hand forming a man like this. :claps:

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    Aekelani says:

    :rofl: at all the dry humping going on. I never used to think he was sexy but i saw him in a mag a few times and he defintely changed my mind

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    pointhimout says:

    we can pick up handsome faces from anywhere. I wanna see wood, prints of, hints of it, something.

    Sandra, can you do morning wood on:

    tony serrano (dont google him at work, porn actor)
    darren sharper
    marques colston (saints player)
    marlo rhoa

    thanks doll.

  154. 154
    KayCeiSoul says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- NEEDS TO BE MOLESTED BY A GROWN AZZ WOMAN THE WAY THAT THE BIKE SHOP GUY (THE BOSS FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATI) ALMOST MOLESTED ARNOLD & DUDLEY!
    ************************************

    :kona:

    I hollered out loud again. Always your azz. Always you.
    Ree-tart.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- NEEDS TO BE MOLESTED BY A GROWN AZZ WOMAN THE WAY THAT THE BIKE SHOP GUY (THE BOSS FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATI) ALMOST MOLESTED ARNOLD & DUDLEY!
    ************************************
    :kona:

    I hollered out loud again. Always your azz. Always you.
    Ree-tart.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    What I do sis??? :thinking: I'M JUST SPITTIN' MAD TRUFF! :lol:

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    Aekelani says:

    Lol @ ya’ll its the new lace front wig crave. Those things horrible. Blame Beyonce :yes;

  157. 157
    iheart405 says:

    pointhimout says:

    marlo rhoa
    ______________

    :dead: go to the :kona: ret now I say :cuss: :rofl:

  158. 158
    Hershey says:

    iheart she is my Shenaynay :lol:

    The big puzzay walk, Sophia on the Color Purple, when she went to confront Mista…big puzzay walk

  159. 159
    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- GET'S SCARED EVERYTIME I SEE POINT'S GRAVI! Thinking I need to get current w/my rabi shots! :coffee:

  160. 160
    pointhimout says:

    @Vero, yes doll?

    @Naija, yes doll.

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    Ty says:

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    That pic with the black see thru shirt looks like his peen extends & curves to his left hand pocket or maybe that’s what I wanna see-Lol!
    ___________________________________________________

    I caught that too. There’s a couple pics up there with a bulge. I think his “walk” is legit!
    ________________
    :yes: Plus the close up when he was in Takers

  162. 162
    iheart405 says:

    @April did she embarass you by smakin on the sushi at lurnch :rofl: I live for you telling us bout April :rofl:
    Somebody dared you to sneak a pic of her and make it your gravi in the otha post #helpful

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    iheart405 says:

    :dead: I meant @ Hershey :rofl:

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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Plus the close up when he was in Takers

    ********************************************

    :ghost: I almost jumped over a few peoples heads when I saw THAT THANG on the screen. :popcorn:

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    FeFe says:

    @point

    I got the Hill Harper gay vibe when he was in ‘In Too Deep’, I think he’s living very comfortably in the closet…
    Lemme get ur email so I can send you pics of some of my celeb crushes and get your “take” on them… :lol: I swear my girlfriends and I will argue over this chit for hours!

  166. 166

    Sandra Rose says:But doesn’t he like what you like?
    _—————————————–_

    Awwww Lawd say it ain’t so not Laz :wtf: But then again, I did see him tweet a pic of his murse :smh: Bout sick of that crap :cuss:

  167. 167
    JMO says:

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    JMO says:

    jazzyiest says:

    Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh Sandra Mae!!! You do luv me! Like the saying goes….ask and you shall recieve!!!

    However, what’s this married ish about? I know it’s not to the chick he was all hugged up in the club with!
    ___________________________________________________

    I just saw that pic too …. ummm hmmm
    ________________________________________

    Hmmm.. where can I find this pic?
    ________________________________________________________________

    Its on the site of the blogger who looks like a walking used condom … NB … Sandra’s words, not mines :shrug:

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    Tertra114 says:

    he’s got that distinguished gentleman kinda of handsome, i like the more wild pretty boy type

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    JMO says:

    CookieMonsterZ says:

    JMO says:

    jazzyiest says:

    Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh Sandra Mae!!! You do luv me! Like the saying goes….ask and you shall recieve!!!

    However, what’s this married ish about? I know it’s not to the chick he was all hugged up in the club with!
    ___________________________________________________

    I just saw that pic too …. ummm hmmm
    ________________________________________

    Hmmm.. where can I find this pic?
    ____________________________________________________

    I also saw it on That Young Bogus F*cked up site :coffee: #loginloving

  170. 170
    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe I’ve accepted it for a while now…used to love me some Hill with his overly intense arse

  171. 171
    FeFe says:

    Tertra114 says:

    he’s got that distinguished gentleman kinda of handsome, i like the more wild pretty boy type
    ____

    Me too! *giggles*

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    laterthannever says:

    Sandra I love your visual sarcasm. You went and dug up the ugliest pictures of this man and splattered the mess here all, “there! ya happy!?” like. Hahahaaa. Toes?! Coffins? Forehead flesh wounds? :rofl:

  173. 173
    Hershey says:

    iheart ain’t nary one of ya’ll going to be here when she dog walks my lil azz to my truck! :windmill: she ain’t finna fugg me up for playin paparazzi with her azz…again…eneded up in front of the Chief for that chit…But, yes she smacked and had her gum on one side of her mouf, and sushi in the other side, and occasionally they crossed paths, so her minty gum had a shrimpy flava to it :hurl: and she’s still chewing it

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    JMO says:

    FeFe says:

    @point

    I got the Hill Harper gay vibe when he was in ‘In Too Deep’, I think he’s living very comfortably in the closet…
    Lemme get ur email so I can send you pics of some of my celeb crushes and get your “take” on them… :lol: I swear my girlfriends and I will argue over this chit for hours!
    __________________________________________________________

    whistles :whistle: hugraduate @ :yahoo: .com

  175. 175
    vero says:

    Point : I didn’t pressure wash grass !!!! :rofl:

    some of my backyard is made of concrete / cement or i don’t know how you say it in english. it’s where I park my car
    and with time, and rain, and humidity, it turns green (not mold but not far. again i don’t know the word in english).
    and the outside walls of the house (white) get stains , from the rain, the birds, the bats.
    so i just decided to refresh the house and the yard

    and if you don’t understand :crying: i don’t know what else to say :crying:

  176. 176
    Hershey says:

    @ Jenie, what are you talmbout he tweeted what?

  177. 177
    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Hershey! How was your sushi lunch? Did April “crack” the sushi in the same manner she “cracks” her gum?! :waiting:

  178. 178
    Yall still crazy says:

    Aekelani says:

    Lol @ ya’ll its the new lace front wig crave. Those things horrible. Blame Beyonce :yes:

    Girl, that mess looks horrible. DON’T CARE WHO’S OFFENDED. You look STUPID yo :coffee: Take it off, rip it off, get rid of it. #lookinthemirror

    I had to force myself not to stare.

    ——————————————
    :dead: @iheart posting to “April” :lol:

  179. 179
    FeFe says:

    @Naija

    Yeah, and it’s interesting that him and Obama are such close friends… *thinks then lets it go*

    My cousin was in love with him for YEARS, I always thought he was very handsome, but then I found out he was very short, and that he SUPPOSEDLY tried to holla at Sherri Shephard… :blink:

  180. 180
    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Jenie,

    You seen Laz tweet a pic of what Hun-Bun?? I didn’t understand that statement.

    I’m trying to hold on to my hope that this is all a myth, and that Auntie is just not feeling me today and wants to just pick with me. I can handle that.

    I cannot, however, handle Laz being on the flip side. :no:

  181. 181
    laterthannever says:

    I saw a chick with a red sea lace front part fully equipped with glue smudges on the expansive exposed scalp… and thought of you’s guys.

  182. 182
    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    LAKERLOSO in case you didnt know so….. :tittays: Lets play

    *slides down Tatted thighs with a hang glider ….WIFEY AINT LUVIN YOU RIGHT :shrug: Can I come sit on mama lap and you tell me a bedtime story?

    VERO.. Of Course girl… your skin is flawless :wink:

  183. 183
    Tertra114 says:

    Hershey says: when she went to confront Mista…big puzzay walk

    _________________________________________________________________________*dies a slow and OH SO agonizing death* :dead:

  184. 184
    JMO says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @FeFe I’ve accepted it for a while now…used to love me some Hill with his overly intense arse
    _______________________________________________________________________

    What show did he used to play in?? I can’t remember it for the life of me!

  185. 185
    Ty says:

    :crying: :rofl: @ Tatted & Point

    Tatted I remember that damn episode

    Point *smdh* Marlo though

  186. 186
    Hershey says:

    Tatted look at #173, I asked her if she’d like a fresh piece of gum…”no what da heyull is wrong with this one? it still pop and chit” when she blew a bubble it was a mixture of shrimp, mint and soy sauce

  187. 187
    pointhimout says:

    at fefe, ur a fool. pointhimout at yahoo.

  188. 188
    Yall still crazy says:

    vero says:

    Point : I didn’t pressure wash grass !!!!

    some of my backyard is made of concrete / cement or i don’t know how you say it in english. it’s where I park my car
    and with time, and rain, and humidity, it turns green (not mold but not far. again i don’t know the word in english).
    and the outside walls of the house (white) get stains , from the rain, the birds, the bats.
    so i just decided to refresh the house and the yard

    and if you don’t understand i don’t know what else to say
    ————————
    Vero, we don’t talk like that here! Brush up on your english :coffee:
    #justjoshingyoupointknowswhatyoumean :rofl:

    *orders up your afternoon hugs* :lol:

  189. 189
    pointhimout says:

    @173 :hurl: i’ma write yo ass for telling that story. that was so not team player moment.

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    :think: I should introduce Hershey’s coworker to mine. They have the potential to be best buds! :yes:

  191. 191
    NaijaGal says:

    @Point “Head of the Class”, Chicago Hope (the nigguh version of ER) and he’s now on CSI:NY

    FeFe don’t you go there about my Barack :mad: they were just classmates at Harvard Law hmpf

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    KDub says:

    Sandra, can you do morning wood on:

    tony serrano (dont google him at work, porn actor)
    darren sharper
    marques colston (saints player)
    marlo rhoa

    thanks doll.
    ——————————————-
    When @Pryn come back…tell her to call my momma and tell her to come claim my bod-eeeeee :wail:

    This fukktard said Marlo on RHOA is morning wooooooood. :dead:

  193. 193
    vero says:

    I can’t keep up !
    Chacha, it was one of these good days !

  194. 194
    FeFe says:

    @point

    Thanks hon! Pics will come soon… :wink:

  195. 195

    How the hell you chew gum with a mouth fulla food though?!

  196. 196
    NaijaGal says:

    My bad @JMO see #191

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    vero says:

    Kdub, i meant to tell you : Congrats on the award :happy:

  198. 198
    VDot says:

    Jax from from SOA .

    :thumbsup: oh YEAH he does. And he has a nice azz. Jax and Stringer are my ultimate crushes. I would :hump: the chit out of them. *fanning myself*

  199. 199

    Murse this was earlier this year. (Man Purse)you know Murse :hahaha: It looked a little suspect! :gay: This was a while ago

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    JMO says:

    laterthannever says:

    I saw a chick with a red sea lace front part fully equipped with glue smudges on the expansive exposed scalp… and thought of you’s guys.
    ______________________________________________________________________

    My list of things that makes me think of SR:

    – My gravi
    – Went to the mall and saw someone selling pillow pets
    – Took my little cousins to the pet store and they azzes wanted hamsters
    – Went to my grandmas house and saw blue magic hair grease in the bathroom
    – Watching the awards and seeing Treach

    Shook my damn head at all the above & laughed to my damn self :shrug:

  201. 201
    FeFe says:

    @Naija

    You prolly right bew, my bad for besmirching the name of our POTUS… *still :think: *

  202. 202
    pointhimout says:

    u know who I wanna see in boxer briefs cuz a gstring is out the question…TI. dont stone me, i’m just saying. is he bow legged? I swear red bones dont move me at all, but he’s starting to grow on me.

  203. 203
    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Jenie,

    You seen Laz tweet a pic of what Hun-Bun?? I didn’t understand that statement.

    His MURSE… Man Purse… ANNNNNNNND… Im as confused as you Kay on that one!

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    KDub says:

    SUPPOSEDLY tried to holla at Sherri Shephard
    —————————————-
    WHAT? Sherri Circus Shepherd?

    (big top)

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    JMO says:

    Hershey says:

    Tatted look at #173, I asked her if she’d like a fresh piece of gum…”no what da heyull is wrong with this one? it still pop and chit” when she blew a bubble it was a mixture of shrimp, mint and soy sauce
    _________________________________________________________________

    :blink:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    How the hell you chew gum with a mouth fulla food though?!

    #multitasker
    ——————————————-
    So, Hershey, what say you?! April could blow and you and have you looking like your gravi?! :rofl:

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    vero says:

    Yall you’re so mean to me :crying: and for years I’ve been saying my english was pretty good laaaaaawd !!!

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    FeFe says:

    My list of things that makes me think of SR:

    – My gravi
    – Went to the mall and saw someone selling pillow pets
    – Took my little cousins to the pet store and they azzes wanted hamsters
    – Went to my grandmas house and saw blue magic hair grease in the bathroom
    – Watching the awards and seeing Treach

    Shook my damn head at all the above & laughed to my damn self :shrugs:

    _________

    :rofl: I’ll add to it…

    -Driving by Ruth’s Chris Steak house
    -Jay-Z being part camel
    -Saloons, Airport Lounges, ****tail Lounges, Karaoke bars (Beyaki)
    -The commercial ‘It’s a Pillow, It’s a Pet, It’s a Pillow Pet!’
    -Every time I watch Basketball Wives, Love & Hip-Hop, TI and Tiny, RHOA

  209. 209
    Hershey says:

    Snatches the gatdayum mic from JMO’s azz and stomps on it! :dead:

    My list of things that makes me think of SR:

    – My gravi
    – Went to the mall and saw someone selling pillow pets
    – Took my little cousins to the pet store and they azzes wanted hamsters
    – Went to my grandmas house and saw blue magic hair grease in the bathroom
    – Watching the awards and seeing Treach

  210. 210
    Trucie says:

    Dear SandrRose, thank you for posting these picks and making my day!

  211. 211

    @ Point….IONO why but, since i’ve been watching their show, he’s been holding my attention too. :yes:

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    Trucie says:

    pics*

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    Yall still crazy says:

    (Instructor’s voice)
    There is always room for improvement Vero

    :hug: You know I’m just teasing :love:

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    KDub says:

    Took my little cousins to the pet store and they azzes wanted hamsters
    ———————————-
    I gotta go. BBL. :kona:

    *Thanks @Vero…I got tears I am trying to see through right now in my eyes due to the comments of my fellow posters but I saw your congrats sis.

  215. 215
    OutsidetheBox says:

    How the hell you chew gum with a mouth fulla food though?!

    :lol: I confess. I smoke and chew gum. I have no idea why. Well, yes i do.

    Smoking makes your breath stick…and i dont like ppl to see me smoke but I enjoy smoking on my commute…I chew gum cause its a distraction.

    No you didn’t just see a blunt; I’m chewing gum..or something like that.. :steer:

  216. 216
    FeFe says:

    @KDub

    Yep, apparently back in the day when they were both broke and struggling students he tried to holla at her while at a McDonald’s and she said that at the time he was driving a beat up car and was broke so she was uninterested… he cosigned this interaction, which made me further question him… :coffee:

  217. 217

    thinks of SR everytime I go to the grocer by my house. Its Mexican owned and them mofos got Fabuloso, I swear in two or three different aisles, ALOT of it! :rofl:

  218. 218
    Yall still crazy says:

    never watched the show but i know ray from sister sister was in it

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :dead:
    Too funny. I just saw this. He was a cool cat back then. :coffee:

  219. 219
    Hershey says:

    Dimplez, is she ratchet or classy ghetto, April told me there’s a huge difference, she’s classy ghetto :lipssealed:

    Ya’ll you hold the gum behind the wisdom teeth that should have been pulled in your teens, and you chew your food “thisaway you can keep bein a part of the food talk, you know the table talk, Hershey why you looking so crazy at me? You simple bish, the convo” I was shocked that she could actually define her gum chewing while she eats her food…people are laughing at her hard right now, cause she stood up and said while rolling her many necks at me…”smh girl” <<<directed at me :blink: :confused:

  220. 220
    OSHH says:

    Like Tetra said he is a distinguised, debonair, refined culturally. sophisticated kinda handsome. Something about his look doesn’t do it for me though, but I can appraciate those attributes, they are not lost on me. *NODS in agreement* @ descrip of large peen walk LOL

  221. 221
    Ty says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    No you didn’t just see a blunt; I’m chewing gum..or something like
    that..
    ____________________
    :dead:

    #doesthatshytreallywork :rofl:

  222. 222

    Smoking and chewing gum, I can see but, that’s using your lips and mouth both. Eating and chewing is all mouth, how the hell she do that?! Does she just spit the gum out after the meal? :blink: I’m lost. :wail:

  223. 223
    pointhimout says:

    @dimplez >>>>>>><<<<<<< see.

  224. 224
    YSoSrs says:

    @DIMPZ

    I think of SR every time I see/smell Fabuloso too. :hahaha:

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    KDub says:

    some of my backyard is made of concrete / cement or i don’t know how you say it in english. it’s where I park my car
    and with time, and rain, and humidity, it turns green (not mold but not far. again i don’t know the word in english).
    and the outside walls of the house (white) get stains , from the rain, the birds, the bats.
    so i just decided to refresh the house and the yard

    and if you don’t understand i don’t know what else to say
    ———————————————————-
    Imma translate this here shat. BRB.

  226. 226
    Hershey says:

    Dimplez #219, if you can stomach it

  227. 227
    JMO says:

    :thumbsup: yep at fefe and dimpz!! :lol: … I’m sure there’s more but thats what stood out most recently … here are others …

    – Ceelo singing at the piano in that commercial
    – Now I catch myself staring at a man’s shoes to see if they’re “executive height adjusters”

  228. 228
    Yall still crazy says:

    That reminds me I bought me a fabulosa pot, but still ain’t bought no fabuloso :shrug:

    #ionwannadie
    #somebodytryitfirst :rofl:

  229. 229
    vero says:

    I think about SR everytime a girlfriend talks to me about relationships and love :lol:

  230. 230
    pointhimout says:

    Atlanta freezing. can we please not get a repeat of winter 2011? that bs was utterly ridiculous. If I have to find ways to entertain myself for that long again, it aint gone be nuffin nice.

  231. 231
    JMO says:

    Hershey says:

    Dimplez, is she ratchet or classy ghetto, April told me there’s a huge difference, she’s classy ghetto :lipssealed:

    Ya’ll you hold the gum behind the wisdom teeth that should have been pulled in your teens, and you chew your food “thisaway you can keep bein a part of the food talk, you know the table talk, Hershey why you looking so crazy at me? You simple bish, the convo” I was shocked that she could actually define her gum chewing while she eats her food…people are laughing at her hard right now, cause she stood up and said while rolling her many necks at me…”smh girl” <<<directed at me :blink: :confused:
    _____________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  232. 232

    @ Hershey……She ratchet and “simple”. Her daughter who she wants to move out, but the daughter doesn’t wanna move out, keeps “somehow” messing up her housing opportunities everytime she gets her one. She doesn’t understand how and now, the hold up is, somehow, someone stole her daughter’s identity, the daughter even has an incorrectly filled out police report to prove it.

    Them ppl put a one day old in a baby bouncer and couldnt’ figure out when he looked uncomfortable and cried the whole time.

  233. 233
    Hershey says:

    Yep you have to add Fabuloso to the SR reminds me of list, that was some educational chit fo ya!

  234. 234
    Aekelani says:

    Okay who is “april” :rofl:?

  235. 235
    OutsidetheBox says:

    #doesthatshytreallywork

    I think so. :lol: ppl turn they heads when I look back. Nosey fukkas. :lol:

  236. 236
    Yall still crazy says:

    Yall see where ceelo was talking about it’s ok to be considered a woman’s “brother or inn the friend-zone” or something like that :rofl:

    :gossip: :theyonwantchu:

  237. 237
    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    That reminds me I bought me a fabulosa pot, but still ain’t bought no fabuloso :shrug:

    #ionwannadie
    #somebodytryitfirst :rofl:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: I tried it and it works great! :thumbsup: … Just make sure the Fabuloso doesn’t have the bleach alternative :ashamed:

  238. 238

    :rofl: @ JMO shoe checking ninjas.

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    KDub says:

    some of my backyard is made of concrete / cement or i don’t know how you say it in english.
    * I do…the ish folks patio made out of. That is where you park your car.

    and with time, and rain, and humidity, it turns green (not mold but not far. again i don’t know the word in english).
    *Algae hun.

    and the outside walls of the house (white) get stains , from the rain, the birds, the bats.
    *There was SHAT on my dwelling. From the ELEMENTS. And the creatures of GAWD.

    so i just decided to refresh the house and the yard
    *I power washed it. My crib and my patio slab. Which one more TIME serves as my parking space!

    and if you don’t understand i don’t know what else to say
    *I really don’t care this is what I did…so step owf.

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    YSoSrs says:

    A KDub Translation! :yahoo:

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    Hershey says:

    Dimplez please :stop: I’m :rofl: OMG!!! Girl Please a one day beybey in a bouncer OMG *tears* for real she’s worse than April, chit, she’s one call away from jail! :hahaha:

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    @ YSO
    Yes this is me in my gravi. Thanks.

    Love your pic too @ Tatted

    Big pussy women walk like NeNe.. was Bullwinkle a guy or a gurl though @ Kdub please find that out

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    Yall still crazy says:

    April is the big bish who feeds Hersh doughnuts daily :coffee:

    :popcorn: Awaiting Kdub’s translation of Vero’s gibberish :rofl:

    —————————
    Vero, you know I ain’t mean that :grill:

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    Ty says:

    Hershey says:

    Yep you have to add Fabuloso to the SR reminds me of list, that was some educational chit fo ya!
    __________________
    :yes: Where is Lakes and her Fabuloso trench coat

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    Hershey says:

    Kdub to the mufuggin rescue :hahaha:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Vero! :rofl:

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    vero says:

    :crying: now i’m like Lakes. I need a personal translator :crying:

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    KDub says:

    can we please not get a repeat of winter 2011?
    ————————————
    Cause yall only gat ONE good snowplow as it IS

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    So Bey’s baby comes tomorrow? I’m waiting for Sandra Rose to do a post on the test tube baby

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    Ty says:

    KDub says:

    some of my backyard is made of concrete / cement or i don’t know how you say it in english. it’s where I park my car
    and with time, and rain, and humidity, it turns green (not mold but not far. again i don’t know the word in english).
    and the outside walls of the house (white) get stains , from the rain, the birds, the bats.
    so i just decided to refresh the house and the yard

    and if you don’t understand i don’t know what else to say
    ———————————————————-
    Imma translate this here shat. BRB.
    ______________________
    I bet this shyt is going to make me fall out this damn chair…..

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Them ppl put a one day old in a baby bouncer and couldnt’ figure out when he looked uncomfortable and cried the whole time.

    :lol: i just got into it with one of my “so smart, she stupid” coworkers.

    this bish is generally considered a brainaic by coworkers. Ion like the bish tho….anywayz, she started feeding her baby (1st one) foods and started with desert types…apples, pears and chit. Baby aint seen nann bit of rice cereal or the like…so she say baby constipated and belly fukked up, and she cant figure out why.

    Anyway, she made now cause i said “and ya’ll people stay tryna call CPS on my skinfolks…” and walked off.

    Ratchet parents aint reserved for coloureds. :lol:

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    Hershey says:

    @ Ty LMAO! :hahaha:

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    vero says:

    is it possible to :crying: and :rofl: at the same time :crying:

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    This is GOOD

    As soon as it’s your time to shine all the haters who knew you when jump at the chance to tell your business. It just happened to Jim Jones’ finance, Love & Hip Hop star Chrissy Lampkin…

    From Diary of a Hollywood Street King

    “Chrissy has been hustling since she was 15 years old. She’s now 42, and she’s been using her p*ssy to get Gucci and gold.

    Chrissy and her crew were involved in different crimes like credit card schemes, shoplifters, mules from NYC to D.C. They were setting up dudes to get robbed. Chrissy has dated dope boys like the infamous drug kingpin Alpo Martinez and his partner Rich Porter also three New York Knick players. She even slept with Jay Z when he was 23 years old.

    Chrissy’s last trick/sponsor/boyfriend cheated on her with a popular video hoe. Chrissy decided to rob him for $32,000 then she ran to Miami to shop and have fun on his dime. Then dude and his crew tracked Chrissy down. The Nicca knocked out her front teeth and in return Chrissy had her peeps send him a message that if he does not pay for her dental bill and buy her breast implants he’s going to get hit with the Rico Act. Dude paid all Chrissy’s bills and that was the end of her and street dudes.

    Chrissy took her skills to reality television hoping her broke rapper boyfriend will help her to continue to live a easy lifestyle.”

    :coffee:

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    @ Hershey………….I SweaterGod! The day after he was born, she kept saying she had to go get his bouncer. I’m like, why they buying shyt you won’t need to later so soon. I mean like, she had 4 different phone convos and said it each time. Then she can in the next day, was on the phone and was telling someone about his discomfort. I’m like, you not bright and I was so confused. I’m like, in my head, God, please don’t let that poor boy end up with Shaken Baby.

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    YSoSrs says:

    <—Did the Fabuloso thing Sunday (the blue one) and I'm still alive. Tried the Purple one too. :yes:

    However, I got worried about fumes I was breathing in so I'm gonna keep it to a once a week thing I think.

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    vero says:

    yeah Algae :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yall see where ceelo was talking about it’s ok to be considered a woman’s “brother or inn the friend-zone” or something like that

    I saw that…and as a woman with many male friends, IMO he is on to something.

    I took it to mean you can learn a lot about a potential when she/he is in the friend zone. Folks aint on good behavior for friends.

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    Hershey says:

    OTB Anyway, she made now cause i said “and ya’ll people stay tryna call CPS on my skinfolks…” and walked off.

    Ratchet parents aint reserved for coloureds.

    :dead: :hahaha:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Vero, give us some french. I bet you can make anything sound sexy.

    Type:”This weekend I powerwashed my home and ate a grape”.

    :rofl:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *Algae hun.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    Mamacita says:

    I don’t get the hype over this man. He aiiiight but that’s about it… :no: :shrug:

    Anywho, Happy new year everyone :partyhat: Good afternoon.

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    iheart405 says:

    Hershey says:

    iheart ain’t nary one of ya’ll going to be here when she dog walks my lil azz to my truck! :windmill: she ain’t finna fugg me up for playin paparazzi with her azz…again…eneded up in front of the Chief
    for that chit…But, yes she smacked and had her gum on one side of her mouf, and sushi in the other side, and occasionally they crossed paths, so her minty gum had a shrimpy flava to it and she’s still chewing it

    _______

    Way min,way min :stop: Yo not just finna put “again” up un there and not explain yourself ma’am :waiting:

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    KDub says:

    I been spilled the tea on Chrissy when that show came on long ago butchall thought I was lying. :wail: The only diff was that Chrissy was at a fune for someone when they caught up with her and her azz got her teefs knocked out at the fune.

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    @ OTB….My nephew’s mom and grandmom were giving him PIZZA and all kinds of table food at 3-4mos old. Now, he has acid reflux, digestion issues and he’s lactose intolerate. THat may not have caused his issues but, I think it’s dumb to introduce a baby’s system to too much too soon.

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    YSoSrs says:

    I lubs me some Kdub, lawd knows I do. :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Choco Babe!! :dance: :danban1:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    YSoSrs says:

    <—Did the Fabuloso thing Sunday (the blue one) and I'm still alive. Tried the Purple one too

    :thinking: Wonders if this is a set up :coffee:
    :grill:

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    YSoSrs says:

    But I hate Yall’s ass. :dead:

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    Hershey says:

    Dimplez please call anyone in your city that is often called by their initials and save that beybey

    DCS
    DCHS
    FBI
    PD

    Anyone with some authority and ‘nitials CALL THEM! What kind of mother puts a one day old beybey in a bouncer? seems like you would be holding the beybey constantly :concerned:

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    @ KDubb….I didn’t watch the first season, got bored enough with TV to watch it this season but, I am def not #TeamChrissy. Something about her is offputting to me. :no:

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    pointhimout says:

    @Kdub, lol exactly. and the driver will not work more than 8 hours, wants an hour lunch AND 2 -15 min breaks. yall know that was pure nonsense an entire city shuts down from a few inches of snow and ice.

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    KDub says:

    Vero don’t need no translator. I know what she be saying! :yahoo:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    That totally caused it, ion give a fugg. All the lactose intolerant kids I know had cow’s milk early in life.

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    @ Hershey…I agree, I just don’t know where they live and that poor baby was barely big enough to bring home so, they’re putting a lil ass baby in a bouncer.

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    Aekelani says:

    :dead: @ dimpz

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    vero says:

    :crying: OTB
    Yall, i don’t eat grape. i prefer mango and sugar cane.
    And yeah, I’m sure yall wouldn’t be laughing at me if is started typing in french :crying:
    yall some mean people **pouts**

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    YSoSrs says:

    MAMACITA!! :waves:

    I don’t get it either. But then my taste in men is…different…than most. :lol:

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    NaijaGal says:

    Last month Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Roddy White had been named in a paternity suit by a Georgia woman seeking to secure support for her then 4 month old son.

    Welp… Roddy has answered the claims of the child’s mother, Stacey Hott, and has admitted that he IS, in fact, the father of her now 5-month-old baby boy!

    Details…
    According to T M Z, White filed legal documents in a Georgia family court acknowledging he DID father a child with a Georgia banker named Stacey Hott and says he’s willing to accept responsibility.

    That’s great right? Well… there’s a catch.

    The 30 year old Falcon’s player, who reportedly already has 3 other children, may have acknowledged paternity but he still hasn’t agreed to child support payments just yet.

    In early December, Hott’s attorneys filed documents stating ‘[White] is a professional athlete capable of providing generous support for the minor child commensurate with his earnings.’

    Just FYI… White signed a six-year/$50 Million dollar contract with the Atlanta Falcons back in 2009.

    Hott also requested Roddy obtain a life insurance policy for the “benefit of the minor child.”

    So far, White hasn’t agreed to any specific amount and if he and Hott fail to come to a settlement, it will be left to a judge to decide Roddy’s payments.

    To be continued…

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    vero says:

    :lol: Kdub. it doesn’t surprise me. You even speak and read braille and tongues :rofl:

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    Hey Lani! :hug: What I do though? :shrug:

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    I don’t get the hype over this man. He aiiiight but that’s about it…
    ____________________
    I concur :coffee:

    :yahoo: @ Iheart

    Gotta blind item for you guys as well :grin:

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    JMO says:

    Yall still crazy says:

    YSoSrs says:

    <—Did the Fabuloso thing Sunday (the blue one) and I'm still alive. Tried the Purple one too

    :thinking: Wonders if this is a set up :coffee:
    :grill:
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I got bored on my vacay :ashamed: & tried boiling the Mr. Clean that smells like Gain …. *in my cousins voice* "Baybee bye!! House smelt good az heyul!!"

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    Yall still crazy says:

    iheart, ole girl tried to get with Hershey’s glamour already :yes: and now Hershey’s got to watch how she jokes with big girl :coffee:

    #thatswhatiheard :rofl:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    iheart, ole girl tried to get with Hershey’s glamour already :yes: and now Hershey’s got to watch how she jokes with big girl :coffee:

    #thatswhatiheard :rofl:

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    Vero speaks Le Parlay Vu? Why my dumbass think she spoke Spanish?

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    Hershey says:

    @ Vero Yall be e-bullying don’t she? :hahaha: I :love: yall!

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    Genia says:

    I love the way he leads with his peen in almost every shot.. :coffee: am I the only one that can see the art in that.

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    <—Going to lurnch. BRB

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    pointhimout says:

    i like blind items. go.

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    Aekelani says:

    Hi Babe, i’ve been good how you be dimpz?

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    vero says:

    :lol: Dimpz
    I am French from the caribbean. My island name sounds spanish though.. Guadeloupe

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Vero is in Guadalope (sp) a French commonwealth (or something like that).

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    howmanylicks_07 says:

    So Bey’s baby comes tomorrow? I’m waiting for Sandra Rose to do a post on the test tube baby

    :shank:

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    Hershey says:

    Snatches back the :love: I HAD for YALL!!!! That girl is 5’10” I’m 5’1″ and quarta chit I know what mountains to try to climb and her big azz ain’t one of ‘em :sad: cause Yall is on a role mistreating peoples that lub her

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    YSoSrs says:

    GENIA!! :hugs:

    I don’t need a man that follows his dyck around. :nono:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    I’ll check back in later.

    *innocently bumps Hershey w/my hip on the way out* :rofl:

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    #4 & #5 – It is one thing to be stepping out with someone other than your girlfriend of many years, but when you do so with her assistant, that is another thing entirely. Oh, I guess I should identify the participants. Well, for one they were both way bigger a few years ago. The guy used to be an A list singer and rapper. Now? B- on a good day. His significant other? She used to be B back in the day, but now is probably just remembered because her name is easy to remember. Oh, and this will be revealed.

    #4 & # 5 – Nelly & Ashanti

    ==========================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    July 20, 2011

    This up and coming singer is probably B list right now with a string of hits under her belt and a high profile opening slot for someone else. Anyway, I hate to see what she will be like when she is A list if this quote is any indication. Someone asked her whether she thought she could be the next Mary J Blige and our singer said, “Mary J Blige? More like Mary J Goodbye. There is a new queen now.”

    Nicki Minaj

    ===========================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    September 29, 2011

    I guess this actress is a B list by name recognition, but if we are going by acting talent it would be a Z. OK, maybe that is an exaggeration. How about an S. Anyway, she also does some other things that make her some money, and she is probably more well known for them than her acting. Our actress recently bought a huge mansion with a really large price tag. Living large right? Well, it turns out that our actress got most of the money for the purchase from an A list ex. He is guaranteeing the loan and also put up most of the down payment. The ex was thrilled that she bought a place so close to his. I think he is expecting way more than for her to repay him the money.

    Jennifer Lopez & Sean Combs

    =================================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    October 10, 2011

    This former A list female singer and now still a great singer, but more of a hot disheveled mess with lots of money to burn would be a more accurate description. Our singer has been partying a lot. She knows she parties and she knows she has way too much drink many nights of the week. Since her significant other is not any better about partying and can’t trust him to save her if she starts to die during the night, she has a baby monitor that she takes with her wherever she goes. One goes in her room and one goes in the room of her bodyguard. Always. She leaves them on 24 hours a day just in case she forgets to turn it on before she goes to sleep. So, the various bodyguards that have come into her life the past six months or so have heard everything from the craziest loudest fights to the craziest loudest sex, to the craziest loudest snoring from a woman that has ever been heard.

    Christina Aguilera

    ===============================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    October 5, 2011

    About a week or two ago, this unfortunately B list R&B singer who I wish desperately was a F or even lower was in a city for a concert. Because it was not the largest city, of course our singer thought he was the most important person in the city. Prior to the concert, the singer went to a store in a mall and was throwing merchandise around, making a mess, being loud and obnoxious (every other word from his mouth was an f-bomb). One of the workers in the store was following behind to clean up after the mess but was too intimidated to say anything to him.

    So then the manager comes out and asks the singer to stop being so destructive and to relax and for he and his friends to please stop making a mess in the store. He had brought three other guys with him and according to rumor they were probably just not hanging out if you know what I mean. The singer then asked for the manager. Unfortunately for him, the woman he was addressing was the manager and told him. He then said, “Don’t you know who I am?” No, I mean seriously he actually said those words. He then said he could buy out the entire store if he wanted. Here is a quote from the manager in the store which I love. “I was so thrilled when I got to tell him that yes, I knew who he was but didn’t care, and that he needed to stop acting like a disrespectful jerk. I actually laughed when he said “Don’t you know who I am?”

    At that point, the singer walked out.

    Chris Brown
    Jacked from Crazy Days and Nights

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    Aekelani says:

    Whats the blind item??? :hi: @ choco

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    vero says:

    Hershey, yes she does :(

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    Aekalani didnt you post under a different name… I recognize you now!

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    KDub says:

    I went over to BFF niece house…she had just had her first baby…BFF wanted me to go check on the girl cause she was only 18 (well so was I when I had my first) and not all that bright to begin with..this heffa had a one week old baby propped up with throw pillow in the front and in the back in a SWING. Baby head on chest cause we all know they lil neck muscles not developed. I called BFF and her brother (the niece dad) and told them if they wanted the baby the fugg back you gonna hafta come round my house to get him cause I am NOT leaving him with his simple minded azz MOMMA.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    IS SMURFETTE E-BULLYING VERO? Smurfette, do I need to call Mr. Carlson (from WKRP) to come and molest you?! :waiting:

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    jazzyiest says:

    300 damn comments and aint none of this ish got to do with my booski Driis! My how I’ve missed SR :rofl: :hug:

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    Blind Items Revealed
    July 15, 2011

    #4 & #5 & #6- This A list singer recently broke up with her celebrity boyfriend because she was cheating on him and he found out. Hey, it happens and probably not blind item worthy. However, it is who she was cheating on him with that caused all the drama. Lets just say the entire world would freak out if they knew this singer was having sex with this other singer. Oh yeah, this will be revealed. Don’t you worry about that.

    #4 & #5 & #6 – Rihanna, Matt Kemp, & Chris Brown

    ======================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    September 30, 2011

    #4 – This former almost A list R&B singer is now closer to C. She is struggling to stay relevant and has spent a great deal of money promoting herself. Recently she has started paying paps $300 a day to meet her at certain times of the day to get “random” shots. They are so posed and ridiculous that paps are having a tough time even giving them away to the tabloids, but keep showing up for the money she pays.

    Ciara

    =======================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    September 13, 2011

    #1 & #2- Which A+ fashion editor was overheard telling someone, “I have never seen someone try so hard for attention while looking so atrocious at the same time.” She was referring to a solid B list singer who is striving really hard to become an A.

    #1 & #2 – Anna Wintour & Nicki Minaj

    =======================================
    Blind Items Revealed
    August 5, 2011

    #1 – This B- list television actress has traveled between scripted and reality television. She actually has both on the air right now. Anyway, she has been seeing this singer who is way younger than her. Not a problem because age is not the thing. The thing is he is Asian and her people want her to hide it because they feel her main African American fan base will not like it.

    #1 – Lisa Raye

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- UPSET THAT CHOCO HAS NOT BEEN GIVING MY MY "HAIR-RON" FOR TODAY! I'mma'bout to fire that azz! :lol:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Nothing but :love: here Hershey :hug:

    Don’t be scurred, just because she’s big don;t mean she can fight :shrug: Just make sure you get the first lick in though :rofl: #itstheprincipleallaboutprincipality :lol:

    I’ll be back.

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    I went over to BFF niece house…she had just had her first baby…BFF wanted me to go check on the girl cause she was only 18 (well so was I when I had my first) and not all that bright to begin with..this heffa had a one week old baby propped up with throw pillow in the front and in the back in a SWING. Baby head on chest cause we all know they lil neck muscles not developed. I called BFF and her brother (the niece dad) and told them if they wanted the baby the fugg back you gonna hafta come round my house to get him cause I am NOT leaving him with his simple minded azz MOMMA.
    _____________________
    Damn shame but funny in a way

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    @ CHA CHA

    Is there one up yet?

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    Hershey says:

    iheart in July, April wore her most patriotic outfit, nails and toes had flags on each one…her lips were red, eye shadow was blue and she had an updo from 93 that had a flag on the side…well I tried many times, unsuccessfully to take pictures and each time she caught me, she ratted on my azz & we ended up in front of our boss, who was in tears when he “took her ALL in” as her dumb azz posed. I didn’t get in trouble, but it wasn’t very “nice” that I did that, considering how she feeds me er’day. I swore I would never do it again… :ashamed:

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    iheart405 says:

    @Y’all, Thanks :hugs: Guess ill have to scrool back up and catch up.
    @Hershey, I really wanted to hear when you played papparazzi with her :crying1: PWEEESSSEEEE *bats lashes*

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I dont believe the one about Nikki or Chris Brown. Sorry. :lol:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @CHA

    I thinks that’s Milan but she doesn’t want us to remember. :grin:

    #Helpful

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    vero says:

    Yall it’s GUADELOUPE. a french ‘departement’, or region , just like Savoie, Ile de france
    we are a french ruled island, we vote for the french prez, we have french passports, french everything.
    we are not independant :(

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    @Tatted
    Uz Cray I just gave you dose after dose :lol:

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    Cocoabana says:

    @ Yso mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    .this heffa had a one week old baby propped up with throw pillow in the front and in the back in a SWING.

    :rofl: :rofl: I see that chit on porches eryday in the hood! :rofl:

    Walkers too! :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    :dead: @ April azz :rofl: a flag in her hurr :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ Choco – I know. Just wanted to make sure you’re on your toes! :lol:

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    Yall still crazy says:

    Tatted, it was me! (innocent girl look)

    Ok, really leaving now :rofl:

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    iheart405 says:

    :goes to find me a nice hurr pic in support of April :pc:

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @CHA

    I thinks that’s Milan but she doesn’t want us to remember.

    #Helpful

    BISH YOU SHOLE IS RIGHT :hahaha: MILAN that you :thinking: GIRL YOU HAD THAT BABY YET :yahoo:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @JAZZI

    We stopped talking bout ‘Dris and his big dyck walk about 100 comments ago. :lol:

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    pointhimout says:

    choco, idk u were going to couple the blind item with the spoiler. :shotsfired1:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @COCOA

    I have a good memory. It’s a gift and a curse. :coffee:

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    iheart405 says:

    :dead: @ Kdub kidnapping the baby for its own saftey :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    @YALL

    Get out but bring me back something. :grin:

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    @OTB
    Unfortunately I do believe that one about Chris…

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    I dont believe the one about Nikki or Chris Brown. Sorry.

    :no: Neither do I ….. SO OTB, you got a hunch on when Bey is gonna be welcoming our baby to our world via vag or csection :shrug: *whispers to you The day rhymes with door :lol:

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    Hershey says:

    iheart I :love: April she keeps us all in stitches, she is really crazy, but the most sane bish you will eva meet cause she got street smarts and that outdoes any degree I got on my wall :confused:

    @Choco my neice says she uses pillows so she won’t spoil her beybey, he’s 3 months old…young mothers

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    vero says:

    YSoSrs says:

    I have a good memory. It’s a gift and a curse.
    ========

    I have the same problem !!! That’s terrible !

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    I def believe the Anna Wintour one about Niki

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    #1 & #2 – Anna Wintour & Nicki Minaj

    Nope. Dont believe it. Anna INVITES her to be with her. She getting bigger offa Nikki’s shine.

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    I Go There says:

    Oh lawd….

    :kona:

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    vero says:

    WTH is April?

    :waves: @Choco

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    @Iheart
    Yeah young mothers to put it nicely

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    Cocoabana says:

    @ YSO I said that last week and she snapped so :lipssealed:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Imma kick Bey ass if she have that baby tomorrow.

    I hate parents who dont let kids have their own identities. :lol:

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    vero says:

    Ok I’ve been in this damn office for more than 9 hours, time to go !!!

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    Aekelani says:

    Why did i just witness an accident, somebody just ran the red light in front my office, i am in shock

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    Cocoabana says:

    HELL YEAH OTB!!

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    YSoSrs says:

    Now y’all now Bey don’t care how her surrogate delivers that baby. :coffee:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Happy New Years to Everybody!

    NOW….

    I have been up (working from home *ahem*) researching wedding venues all damn day! I found the perfect place and discovered that it will cost me no less than 10k for to hold my wedding there not including cake, dress, flowers, decoration, band/dj, invites.

    WHY THE FUKK DIDN’T NONE OF YA’LL MARRIED FOLKS TELL ME HOW EXPENSIVE THIS SH*T WAS?!?!? :mad:

    Ya’ll azzes KNEW!!!!

    Damn!

    Any of ya’ll wanna rent out ya’ll backyard to me for a reception for $250? I’ll invite ya’ll to the reception and ya’ll can even get 2nds.

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    vero says:

    Hey Igo :bye:

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    Cocoabana says:

    The baby HAS to be born tomorrow so they can continue the ‘4’ tradition!

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    KDub says:

    Well the niece was birthed when we were like freshman/sophmores and her dad was a senior. So she IS the product of young parents. But her momma is not shat these days so she doesn’t have a mom around to tell her what to do with a small baby. But dayum it use some common sense! THAT is why BFF was worried about her to BEGIN with. First apartment/first baby…The young man’s parents ended up coming to get lil man. I told them…PLEASE watch him AND his momma! THANKS.

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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    @ OTB

    Then let the azz kicking commence.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :whistle:
    I’m the most critically acclaimed
    Rap bish in the game
    Coast to coast, stash the gat in holster girl
    Dark skinned, Christian Dior poster girl
    Mo’ rockin Timbs bithc and the Gucci loafers girl
    Niggaz say I’m too pretty to spit rhymes this gritty
    Fugg y’all thought? Be dancin’ around in suits like i’m Diddy
    Pretty, show niggaz how we run this city
    Respect my name, Boggie nigga, stay in ya lane
    Like the Hurricane, rians on bishes like Sugar Shane
    And date of ya’ll rappin’ chicks to mention Fox’s name
    What’s Beef? Beef is when bish’s think it’s sweet
    See ya’ll front in the streets and let my gat meet ya

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    vero says:

    :lol: @Sassy

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    I Go There says:

    Hi Vero

    Happy New Years.

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    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    What you running for? :think:

    (wonders if he has a “big dyck walk”)

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Poor kid. :lol:

    It should be soon tho. She’s scheduled to perform in Feb. :lol:

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    JMO says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @IGO

    What you running for? :think:

    (wonders if he has a “big dyck walk”)
    _______________________________________________

    :think:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- MY BABY WILL BE BORN ON TOMORROW TOO! :coffee:

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    vero says:

    Thank you Sir !

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Dougie you’re just going to have to adjust the details and say it’s for a party…these vendors triple the price once they hear “wedding”

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :dead: @ Sassy!

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    vero says:

    C’est l’heure de partir! A demain les potes!

    :waves:

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    NaijaGal says:

    @Tatted loved that song…when Foxy had it

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    JMO says:

    @Sassy: I’m helping one of my best friends with her wedding. I’z the maid of honor :biggrin:

    She has a wedding planner. Have you thought about that? She said the wedding planner got her a sweet deal on venue she didn’t even think they could afford.

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    iheart405 says:

    <<<< I knows that this be what April head looked like :rofl:

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    YSoSrs says:

    Now, I’m one of the few non-stans on this blog that actually believes that Beyonce is pregnant. BUT if she has that baby on the 4th that will go a long way to convincing me that maybe she was faking all along. That sht would be a little too convenient imo. :no:

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    Zoe B. says:

    Unfortunately I do believe that one about Chris…

    _________________________________________________

    I do too, that tweet from Rihanna yesterday “How can you lie to her, while u lay with me???…..If you don’t have an answer, you don’t have to answer.” :blink:

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    KDub says:

    Beyaki baby…ain’t the Grammy’s held the first Sunday in Feb? So that mean the baby gonna be born on Feb 4th at Grammy rehearsals…and the footage is going to be shown before a national audience on Sunday, Feb. 5th. Watch.

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    pointhimout says:

    @344 meet Vero. She just pressure washed her back-yard.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Choc I was talking about him in the shopping item. I do believe he is still in contact with Rih.

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    YSoSrs says:

    @TATTED

    Congrats to you and Chase. When is the baby shower? I can bring some cookies or something. :)

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    pointhimout says:

    :lol: that is crazy. beyonce beyonce

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    iheart405 says:

    Hey Igo :waves:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    YSO you can schedule a full term baby to be delivered whenever you want.

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    YSoSrs says:

    @iHEART

    That Gravi makes me sooo proud to be an American. :no:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Yeah Dougs, I vote the wedding planner way! And get on these websites. Brides share their savings secrets all the time!

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    KDub says:

    @Dougie you’re just going to have to adjust the details and say it’s for a party…these vendors triple the price once they hear “wedding”

    ————————————–
    I have done this twice thus far. Once for my own reception and for my mother’s 60th Bday party. Just said it was for a family reunion which was NOT a lie…we DID reunite!

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    lovezoe says:

    @Dougie I went to the JOP and I am just as happy. My mom had a small reception for us, but that was it. I was thinking about having a “real” wedding, but I am not spending my money for folks to get full and drunk. We are saving for a nice long honeymoon.

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    YSoSrs says:

    @OTB

    Oh, I know. I’d still side-eye the hail out of them though. :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    @Iheart

    Whats going on… Happy New Year

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    Happy New Years to Everybody!

    NOW….

    I have been up (working from home *ahem*) researching wedding venues all damn day! I found the perfect place and discovered that it will cost me no less than 10k for to hold my wedding there not including cake, dress, flowers, decoration, band/dj, invites.

    WHY THE FUKK DIDN’T NONE OF YA’LL MARRIED FOLKS TELL ME HOW EXPENSIVE THIS SH*T WAS?!?!?

    Ya’ll azzes KNEW!!!!

    Damn!

    Any of ya’ll wanna rent out ya’ll backyard to me for a reception for $250? I’ll invite ya’ll to the reception and ya’ll can even
    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I knew it…. CONGRATS PRETTY WOMAN… You deserve it!!! :love: I like Naijas advice though…tell them its for a party!

    COCOA :yes: Thats what Im thinking because her Mommys bday is Feb 4 right :thinking:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    I was thinking about having a “real” wedding, but I am not spending my money for folks to get full and drunk.

    Friend of mine and her hubby chose between a wedding and a “nicer” house. They chose the crib and a yr later had a BEAUTIFUL reception at their home.

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Naija
    Girl..I checked into that. Their prices are the same no matter damn what! T

    @JMO
    They provide you with a wedding planner/consultant. That’s one of the”complimentary” items that you pay for.

    Luckily, my mom is willing to kick out up to 10k for me…but that would ONLY cover the venue, catering (which they only use in-house catering for the venue), sound system, linens, open bar.

    I’d be paying for wedding photog, cake, dress, flowers, decorations, band/dj, anything else extra!!! *rips hair out*

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    That four chit is why Bey will forever be a lame. :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    *looks around* I think I’m bout to duck out early. Ion wanna do it. :( But ugh. Im hot and my shirt too ruffle-y. Ugh.

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    I Go There says:

    Wedding Photos can get very Pricey….

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    YSoSrs says:

    @DOUGIE

    Don’t waste all y’all hard earned money on a fancy party. If you’re gonna do it, keep it simple and spend that money on some sht y’all are gonna want/need AFTER the wedding.

    #WeddingsAreOverrated

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @TATTED

    Congrats to you and Chase. When is the baby shower? I can bring some cookies or something :)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Who is Chase??? :thinking: AND YES, PLEASE BRING COOKIES! :lol:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    NaijaGal says:

    @Tatted loved that song…when Foxy had it
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    GIIIIRL, Naija, that was one of my FAV club songs at the time it was out!
    :biggrin:

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    Aekelani says:

    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    Aekalani didnt you post under a different name… I recognize you now!

    _________________________________________________________________________

    No maam, its always been aek. :thinking: I did however put of pic up of “milan” but it was a joke. Dougie said she was casper aka alabaster. Are you calling me casper aka alabaster? :ghost: lol

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    iheart405 says:

    @Yso, You know that gravi makes you very proud to be an American
    :waves: << American flag made of red,white and blue tracks

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    Cocoabana says:

    @ Cha, I thought it was tomorrow

    [trying to remember the date Bey mentioned on her Roseland DVD]

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    :partyhat:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR SR FAM!

    :hug: s and :kiss: es <~~~ yes french :wink:

    What is the topic or topics at hand currently?? :gossip:

    sorry auntie for all the emoticons* hugs & kisses for you too!

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    I Go There says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @DOUGIE

    Don’t waste all y’all hard earned money on a fancy party. If you’re gonna do it, keep it simple and spend that money on some sht y’all are gonna want/need AFTER the wedding.

    #WeddingsAreOverrated
    ___________________________________

    Yeah I agree…

    But I figured alot of women wanted that BIG wedding…. you know have HER day and all. :shrug:

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    is Dougie engaged now????????????

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @OTB
    I said that we could buy my dream house and have a damn wedding there if the backyard was big enough…but at that rate I wont get married before 2014!

    What I AMMM considering (because the part where the actual ceremony would take place is what has me in love with the place), is having the ceremony there only ($1500) and having the reception somewhere else.

    The reception is what is costing the extra $9500. To rent the beautiful garden for the ceremony is cheap.

    But I don’t want to have that nice azz ceremony there and then travel to a school cafeteria and have a dingy looking azz reception, ya know?

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    Ty says:

    pointhimout says:

    @344 meet Vero. She just pressure washed her back-yard.
    _______________________
    :crying: :rofl: U been at it all day

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    candibfly says:

    let me nominate u for my fair wedding. don’t david tutera do it for free if they choose u?

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    lovezoe says:

    From ZMT:

    An American concert promoter claims he and his son were abducted at gunpoint in Angola … all because rapper Nas failed to show up for a heavily promoted New Year’s Eve concert.

    A rep for AllGood Entertainment CEO Patrick Allocco tells TMZ … Patrick and his son were snatched by hired goons working for a local “concert impresario” named Henrique “Riquhino” Miguel … who anted up big bucks for the NYE show.

    Allocco’s people claim Nas and opening act Jemiah Jai were paid $315k to perform two shows … but failed to board their flights in the U.S. in time to make it on stage in Angola.

    According to Allocco’s team … Miguel was PISSED … and didn’t want Allocco to leave the country without resolving the whole money issue … so he sent his people to take them into custody at gunpoint.

    Allocco’s people claim Patrick and his son were handed over to local authorities, where they were detained and interrogated for nearly seven hours.

    The local U.S. Embassy finally stepped in and got them sprung.

    A rep for the U.S. Embassy confirms … Patrick and his son are now “in residence” at a local hotel while the two sides try to resolve the money situation.

    Allocco’s people gave up this statement from him … “The hope is that Nas and Jemiah Jai will return all of the monies that were wired to them immediately so that our ransom may be paid and our safe return to the United States may be facilitated.”

    Calls to Nas and Jai have not been returned.

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    @ COCOA no I thought Obamas bday was Jan 4 …
    anyhoo…were all gonna be wrong! She already proclaimed “safety measures” UGH she is killing me with anticipation
    ________________________________________________

    YSoSrs says:

    @DOUGIE

    Don’t waste all y’all hard earned money on a fancy party. If you’re gonna do it, keep it simple and spend that money on some sht y’all are gonna want/need AFTER the wedding.

    #WeddingsAreOverrated

    :nono: Its good advice girl but …. Always easier said than done! You dont know till you been there… I started off with just us and our immediate of no more than 16 people… it ended up being 120 by the time we were done and luckily only 96 showed up!

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo
    It’s bad enough I’m not getting my dream wedding in a foreign country! Can’t I at LEAST get my dream deferred to a decent venue!!!!!

    :wail:

    And yes…it is just MY day….all that negro doing is showing up, saying “I Do”, handing his balls to me in a Ziploc bag and smiling for the pics. :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    when i get married (in 2045) its gonna be me, him, our immediate family on some beach. that’s it :yes:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    :blink: @ Zoe Zoe! Say it isn’t so………… :wail:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Ziploc bag

    Well you’re good. Least it aint them dollar store bags. Them chits dont hold nathan. My old gf mad me so made with her generic ass. :no:

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    candibfly says:

    let me nominate u for my fair wedding. don’t david tutera do it for free if they choose u?

    Dont David have a bish crying and snotting tho :wail:

    Our 5th wedding anniversary is in March… Were thinking about renewing our vowels on a cruise or something… :shrug:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Candi

    PLEASE NOMINATE ME!!! I need it!! You’ll def get an invite!! You and a “+1.”

    I’m on line filling out different weddings sweepstakes entries now! I’ma be doing this for months! I need to win something! Everything!

    @ChaCha

    I started off wanting no more than 50, 60 at the absolute MOST….somehow, it’s up to 100 now! I’ma give some folks the wrong address purposely so they get lost and its their own fault and they still feel bad for not showing up and have to send me a gift.

    I read online that the Mapquest directions to the site is completely wrong, so I will be enclosing Mapquest directions in some folks invites.

    #GottaHustleIt
    #AintFeedingAllTheseFolksIDontEvenLike

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Candi
    Matter of fact, if I win – you can bring your man AND SNOOPY!!!

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    I Go There says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo
    It’s bad enough I’m not getting my dream wedding in a foreign country! Can’t I at LEAST get my dream deferred to a decent venue!!!!!

    And yes…it is just MY day….all that negro doing is showing up, saying “I Do”, handing his balls to me in a Ziploc bag and smiling for the pics.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    *Make Sure to Get Dougie A Full Set of Rollers and a Rolling Pin for her Wedding.

    :lol:

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    Just got back from meeting :waves: VERO

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    boistop says:

    OH MY GOOD LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them kinda mens’s!

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    cheeks8683 says:

    This may have already been posted but per Wikipedia:

    Elba is currently single.[38] He and his ex-wife Kim Elba have a daughter named Isan, born in 2002.[

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    Aekelani says:

    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    Aekalani didnt you post under a different name… I recognize you now!

    _________________________________________________________________________

    No maam, its always been aek. I did however put of pic up of “milan” but it was a joke. Dougie said she was casper aka alabaster. Are you calling me casper aka alabaster? lol

    Pics still look similar :shrug: I aint saying nothin… thought you was Milan… Arent you having another baby tho… So was Milan.. Guess its a coinky dink… whose keeping track :lol:

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    Ty says:

    candibfly says:

    when i get married (in 2045) its gonna be me, him, our immediate family on some beach. that’s it
    ___________________
    :yes: I got married on the beach in Destin Fl and I rented a house that slept 40. Reception was on the beach and folks were responsible for their own transportation to FL :nono:

    @ Dougie do something nice that works for you and your man but dont over spend. That shyt is so over rated and you will be happy to see that money sitting in your account afterwards. Especially when you try to cater to family members (ie. mother in laws) I know folks that spent $20k on their wedding and moved in their parents basements after the honeymoon trying to save money.

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    lovezoe says:

    @Tatted- It’s real out here in these streets.

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    @DOUGIE when did you get engaged?!?! CONGRATS WOMAN!!!!!!!!

    :waves: choco, candi, vero, chacha, tatted, yso all the lovely ladies of SR!

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    Cocoabana says:

    Sassy, maybe you should be on Bridezilla instead…

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    YSoSrs says:

    @CHA

    I still think that’s her but I’m a leave it alone. :kona:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    cheeks dont be coming up in here with no facts. it dont work on SR. :lol:

    This man has said time and again that he is single. Sandra do the most. :lol: His fans know he single thats why they stay tryna push up on him.

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    whose keeping track

    :coffee: All of us, alex. All of us. :coffee:

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    @Dougie
    Have you tried the Mansion I forget the name but I think it’s in Bowie MD you can do the reception and get married there let me try and find the name for you

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    YSoSrs says:

    <—Thinks a beach wedding would be so romantical. If I ever get roped into tying the knot, I'm a do it on a nice beach somewhere. :yes:

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    I Go There says:

    Cocoabana says:

    Sassy, maybe you should be on Bridezilla instead…
    _____________________________________________________

    YEP… :coffee:

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    lovezoe says:

    My husband knows how much I loves me some Idris and Michael. When Idris talks in his native tongue, it just takes me higher!

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    @TY i’m right outside of Destin, it’s beautiful here :yes:

    :waves: afternoon ladies & gents

    OTB y must only 1/4 of yo gravi keep showing?? :crying:

    CHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer:

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    @ OTB…I thought I read somewhere that Idris had a son or one on the way and had married the mother. :shrug:

    I’ll go check! :thumbsup:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ YSO – you never informed me of who Chase is! :lol:

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    cheeks8683 says:

    cheeks dont be coming up in here with no facts. it dont work on SR.

    This man has said time and again that he is single. Sandra do the most. His fans know he single thats why they stay tryna push up on him.
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: cause I immediately was like “LIES, LIES” when she said he was married…My homegirl is supposed to be hooking me up with an Idris look-alike, with his l fine self.

    @ Dougie, congrats! Man errrbody geeting engaged….The way I have been mastering my chef skillz I’ma have one by the end of the year yessir!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT MY E-BRO AIN'T SAID SHAT TO ME!
    IT'S ALL GOOD! :coffee: *middle fanger emoticon* :coffee:

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    The Newton White Mansion its soooooo gawwwwgus

    :hugs: @ French :kiss:

    Hey EGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    can we get a :newpost: pls? this one 2 heavy..

    now, back to my ex (that look like idris, yeah ik yall prolly waaay off-topic by now)..muhfugga had a SLUGGA ya heard me? just couldn’t do shat wit it :no:

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    YSoSrs says:

    FAYLA!! :hugs:

    @TATTED

    I’m sorry. I meant to type CHANGE. You know who I meant though. :lol:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @French
    Thanks, hon! I’ve been engaged though for a couple of years though. :lol: I just was told on NYE in not so many words that if I wanted a wedding, I better have it by 2013, otherwise we going to the justice of the peace and having a reception at his grandparents house.

    :rofl:

    Guess he’s tired of me waiting. :shrug:

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    <—- SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT MY E-BRO AIN'T SAID SHAT TO ME!
    IT'S ALL GOOD! *middle fanger emoticon*
    _____________________________________________

    Tatted I didnt see you… whats up

    YOu can unball your fist now… :lol:

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    JMO says:

    OutsidetheBox says:

    whose keeping track

    :coffee: All of us, alex. All of us. :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________

    :lol:

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    When I do get married again I :pray: to be able to have it at the Newton Mansion I need to find me a hubby that makes 6 figures or more :grin:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo & Cocoa

    Will “Bridezilla” pay for my wedding if I go on? Cause I’ll go!! I’ll make a true AZZ out of myself on tv if they will comp my wedding and all associated expenses. It’s for a better cause than these BBW and LHH hoes!

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    I Go There says:

    @Choco

    Whats going on

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    YSoSrs says:

    @CHA

    I still think that’s her but I’m a leave it alone.

    YEAH…NOT IN 2012 :rofl: YSO I predict you will get married in 2013 on a Saturday night in August :yes:

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    :steer: <—in reverse
    :waves: AGAIN
    *bc they musta not seent me*

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    Ok, it appears he is not the boy’s bio dad.
    :coffee:

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ YSO – SOOOO UBER :dead: – YOU ARE SO STOOPID! Change!!!! LOL – I actually didn’t know you were tom’bout Change! NOOO, THAT BABY ISN’T DUE UNTIL I’M 38 YEARS OLD! :lol:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Dimpz I pretty much read all his articles. Not one have I seen him say he is married again. And just a daughter from what i understand.

    1/4 of yo gravi keep showing IDk sis :shrug: Well we know I aint all there anyway so it could just be being #helpful…

    OTB aint all the way right. :lol:

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    Ty says:

    Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

    @TY i’m right outside of Destin, it’s beautiful here
    ______________________________
    U dont have to tell me Fayla :yes: My CFO owns a vacation home there so I’ve been there every year since the wedding. Its so damn peaceful :koolaid3:

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    lovezoe says:

    I lived in Pensacola for 3.5 years, hope I never have to move back.

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Cheeks
    Thanks! We’ve been engaged though… I’m just finally getting off my azz and planning something. It’s one of my things I must accomplish this year: get this wedding paid for and planned.

    @Choco
    Where is the Newton Mansion? I’m looking at the Ceresville Mansion because of their BEAUTIFUL outside gazebo with the reflecting pool. They want my entire life savings to have my wedding AND reception there tho! :wail:

    WHY ME?!?!?!

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    YSoSrs says:

    @CHA

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don’t jinx me like that! :stop:

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    YSo :love: HAPPY NEW YEAR! :partyhat: my bew DO have 20/20 vision :hug:

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    I Go There says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo & Cocoa

    Will “Bridezilla” pay for my wedding if I go on? Cause I’ll go!! I’ll make a true AZZ out of myself on tv if they will comp my wedding and all associated expenses. It’s for a better cause than these BBW and LHH hoes!
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    nah… After Seeing some of those Weddings I dont think they pay for anything. Cause them shaits look straight Sorry. Thy might Pay you a lil but not much…

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Bye Fay. :lol: !

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    Destin is a beaut but Pensacola is the pits. :lol: Sorry. Back woodsssss ass hail. :lol:

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    JMO says:

    @Sassie … Forget all that overrated talk. Make sure you do everything you want to do. Go big or go home! (is that how that phrase goes??) … I want to be able to say its overrated AFTER I had a blast :coffee:

    Dresses aren’t even as expensive as I thought. My best friend and I went to 5 0r 6 stores in the past couple of weeks and she found a really nice dress that was waaay under her budget!

    Also, attend bridal expos to get ideas!! Another one of my friends got engaged a few days ago so I’m deep in this wedding stuff :lol:

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    I Go There says:

    Hey Fay

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    @ OTB 1/4 of my gravi? It’s really not that cute anyway. :lol:

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    MsOnederful says:

    Cocoabana says:

    Sassy, maybe you should be on Bridezilla instead…

    Yep Cocoa is right. I work in the (*coughs ahem the tv industry way way in the background*) if you allow a network like Bridezilla to film your wedding (WETv) and you GIVE them what they need for ratings *you know the drama and cursing folks out*!!! Consider those 10 stacks you already have Pocket change for you to luxuriate after filming! They cover all expenses. O and for every airing you get a nice residual check sent to your address. Unless, you sign off for a hefty payment up front thereby forfeiting any residuals…TEAM Bridezilla Team Bride Zillas! GO for it Dougie! ;) Save some $!

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO – as much as I posted all up and through this bish today!! I’M THE FIRST ONE YOU ‘SPOSE TO SEE! It’s true what they say – e-fam’ll do you wrong before SKRANGERS will! :coffee:

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    YSoSrs says:

    :dead: @ OTB “not being all the way there”

    Truer words etc. :coffee: :hugs:

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    lovezoe says:

    I lived in Pensacola for 3.5 years, hope I never have to move back.
    ______________
    :dead:

    i’m in pensacola :crying:

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    @FAYLALALALALALA my love! oh how i’ve missed thee! had a good new year?!?! _/ here have a sit and tell me all about it!

    @DOUGIE ohhhh is that so! :lol: maybe Auntie Sandra can sponser your wedding!!!!!!!!!!

    @CHOCO happy new year sexii!

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    @EGO
    Looking forward to this new year! How about you

    @Dougie
    Its in Mitchellville MD go to the site you will salivate I wanna get married just so I can have my wedding there

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Igo & Cocoa

    Will “Bridezilla” pay for my wedding if I go on? Cause I’ll go!! I’ll make a true AZZ out of myself on tv if they will comp my wedding and all associated expenses. It’s for a better cause than these BBW and LHH hoes!
    _______________________________________________________________________

    nah… After Seeing some of those Weddings I dont think they pay for anything. Cause them shaits look straight Sorry. Thy might Pay you a lil but not much…
    _____________________________________________________________________

    I believe they pay for the honeymoon but don’t quote me on that …

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay) :kiss: & :hug:
    You feeling any better sis?!

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    @French
    Happy New Year to you too :grin:

    Also @ Dougie yes I think Bridezilla pays for your wedding and expenses

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO – as much as I posted all up and through this bish today!! I’M THE FIRST ONE YOU ‘SPOSE TO SEE! It’s true what they say – e-fam’ll do you wrong before SKRANGERS will! :coffee:
    __________________________________________________

    :yes:

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    Cocoabana says:

    THERE YOU GO SASSY! YOU EVEN GET RESIDUAL CHECKS, I WANT A CUT BISH.

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    I Go There says:

    JMO

    I figure you for that Horse Drawn Carriage
    Flower Girl and the whole 9… Huge azz Ice Swan
    and all that. :lol:

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    MsOnederful says:

    @I go there

    That’s because those heaux aren’t budgeting the monies right that the network allots to them. You know Dougie will be the responsible one and turn that budget into a Kim Kardashian spectacular! event lol! Minus the divorce after of course!

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    Are we moving to another post this one is dumb loading

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    @DIMPZ :2dance: hola mami!

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO – as much as I posted all up and through this bish today!! I’M THE FIRST ONE YOU ‘SPOSE TO SEE! It’s true what they say – e-fam’ll do you wrong before SKRANGERS will!
    ____________________________________________________

    Hey… I figure you wasnt gonna be up in here.
    All the ladies were getting all wet in the britches over this Idris dude. I just KNEW you wasnt in here…. being all on the other team and all. :lol:

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    lovezoe says:

    @Fay- It is like the country of country. No where to shop, we used to go to Tangier a lot. Then we went to the Home of the Throwed Rolls. I miss that place. I graduated from UWF while there.

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    lovezoe says:

    Has cali been in here today?

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    I Go There says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @EGO
    Looking forward to this new year! How about you
    _____________________________________________________

    Yeah I am… Just another year but its exciting to see what might happen

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @Cocoa
    I got you! 1.2%!! :coffee:

    @Igo
    It’s worth a try!!

    @JMO
    I wanna go all out…..but I’ma need to have SOME money left over! :wail: I am going to the next 2 bridal expos coming here this year. Hopefully, i can win a giveaway or something.

    @Choco
    That place is decent, but will they turn the fountain on during the wedding if I request! I need to have some beautiful water SOMEWHERE in my wedding!!

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    My lady knows this one chick that was on bridezillas.

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO – as much as I posted all up and through this bish today!! I’M THE FIRST ONE YOU ‘SPOSE TO SEE! It’s true what they say – e-fam’ll do you wrong before SKRANGERS will!
    ____________________________________________________

    Hey… I figure you wasnt gonna be up in here.
    All the ladies were getting all wet in the britches over this Idris dude. I just KNEW you wasnt in here…. being all on the other team and all. :lol:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Dack don’t scare me….I’M JUST NOT INTERESTED! But ion’have no prollem w/my e-friends swooning over it! :lol:

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    AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

    @MsOne

    FORREAL?!

    Can you get me on? Where do I apply?! I can bring the drama!! I’ll curse out all the bridesmaids, smack the planner with another laptop! Do whatever! Just somebody help me get my wedding “financed.”

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    CHA CHA World Peace says:

    HEY FAYLA SUNKISSED GODDESS OF THE WORLD :kiss:

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    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    I Go There says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ IGO – as much as I posted all up and through this bish today!! I’M THE FIRST ONE YOU ‘SPOSE TO SEE! It’s true what they say – e-fam’ll do you wrong before SKRANGERS will!
    ____________________________________________________

    Hey… I figure you wasnt gonna be up in here.
    All the ladies were getting all wet in the britches over this Idris dude. I just KNEW you wasnt in here…. being all on the other team and all.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Dack don’t scare me….I’M JUST NOT INTERESTED! But ion’have no prollem w/my e-friends swooning over it!
    _____________________________________________

    :lol:

    Gotcha

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    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – I knew you would agree! :hug:

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    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO

    I figure you for that Horse Drawn Carriage
    Flower Girl and the whole 9… Huge azz Ice Swan
    and all that. :lol:
    ________________________________________________________________________

    :lol: … You forgot my signature cosmo drink at the open bar :coffee:

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    JMO says:

    The Makeup Maven says:

    @ JMO – I knew you would agree! :hug:
    _______________________________________________________

    :thumbsup: :hug:

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    Dimpz!!! :hug: Happy New Year Chica :love:

    :dead: @OTB summation of Pettycola thank God i gots thick skins :grill:

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    I Go There says:

    JMO says:

    I Go There says:

    JMO

    I figure you for that Horse Drawn Carriage
    Flower Girl and the whole 9… Huge azz Ice Swan
    and all that.
    ________________________________________________________________________

    … You forgot my signature cosmo drink at the open bar
    ________________________________________________________

    How could I forget… :lol:

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    I need to go on a date with someone new! Feel free to hook me up on a blind date with anyone from the NY/Jersey area……..

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    *wonders if falya saw my font*

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    I Go There says:

    @Fay

    Im good… How are you.

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    Hershey says:

    iheart I fuggin :love: you!!! That gravi is very close to April’s updo flag LMAO!!!

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    Hershey says:

    Fayla, my knees, toes and elbows are nice and shiny sorta like a new penny, thank to you! I shall be placing an order to get more whip it creme da la creme! :yes:

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    MsOnederful says:

    aww dougie I work in payroll for that industry ;( I have no direct contacts.. however ima lurk for you and see what I can come up with.. I probably can locate a producer’s e-mail or direct phone line. If I come up with something that can push you in front of the line (coughs casting) I’ll e-mail you the deets!

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