I stopped watching the Academy Awards almost 30 years ago when I found out that the narcissistic pageantry was rigged and almost everyone knew who was going to win.
Deadline.com‘s writer Nikke Finke wrote: “The Oscars suck every year! And this year the Oscars are gonna suck worse than ever! Because we all know who’s going to win the marquee categories without a single envelope being ripped open.”
Congrats to ‘The Help‘ star Octavia Spencer for winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. Her marketing team did a great job of presenting her to the public as the struggling, overweight underdog for the past few months. None of that was necessary; she would have won just for her acting skill.
But I guess Ms. Spencer’s win can be considered an achievement on a night when rap producer Sean “Diddy” Combs wins a sports documentary Oscar for doing absolutely nothing.
The 84th Annual Oscars ceremony was maligned and disparaged even before the telecast began. The scorn and ridicule was so bad that past Oscar winner Halle Berry — who was supposed to be a presenter last night — cancelled her appearance. Supposedly, her absence was due to her broken leg. But didn’t we see Halle walking without crutches just last week?
Insiders say Halle skipped the event because everyone already knew ‘The Artist‘ director had purchased the Best Picture award, and probably a slew of other categories. So what was the point?
Further evidence that the Oscars were tainted: Kodak — the photo giant — went to court to have its name removed from the Oscars venue just weeks before the Oscars telecast.
Instead of watching the boring Oscars, I watched LeBron James and Dwyane Wade’s East team lose another nail biter to Kobe Bryant and the insufferable West team in the NBA All-Star game. As a consequence of watching the All-Star game, I was forced to sit through one of the worst halftime shows ever – the normally reliable songstress Mary J Blige bombed while singing the National Anthem (definitely not a Whitney Houston moment).
Then cartoon rapper Nicki Minaj, dressed in retro 70s Patti LaBelle gear, “performed” a medley of her songs, including “Moment 4 Life” and “Super Bass.” How ironic is it that Nicki’s career just started but it’s over already?
2012 Oscar Highlights: The Best Moments
Nicki Minaj performs during NBA All-Star halftime
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Pitbull – Medley (feat. Chris Brown & Ne-Yo) 2012 NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show
Mary J. Blige – National Anthem (2012 NBA All-Star Game)
by YardieGoals
Photos: Kevin Winter and Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images North America
I don’t know….I never watch this crap…Emmy, Oscar….they are both boring as hell to me.
So you headline the Oscar’s and throw in that god forsaken mess that is Nick Minaj? You must be laid up and trying to keep us occupied with a 2 fer 1!
Oh snap, this was the Academy Awards….well, this one is boring as hell too.
I do like the fact that ol girl took that stupid wig off her head. She looked so beautiful in green.
I stopped watching the Academy Awards almost 30 years ago…
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Well damn Sandra how old are you?
possibly 22-26 years old when she stopped watching
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almost 30 years ago…
= late forties to early fiddy’s????
#your#1fan
with all the thought provoking movies *sarcasm* that came out it speaks VOLUMES that a SILENT movie swept the awards…..
Nicki’s ol stupid azz…..Can’t wait until she is performing in night clubs for 99 people.
Good Morning Family and Auntie
I think it was pretty entertaining compared to previous years. I enjoyed it. I don’t believe it’s rigged. Even though these people are actors/actresses they couldn’t even fake the emotion I see when their names are called or not called.
I forced myself to watch the Oscar because I knew Octavia was walking with the gold. I also knew that because she was getting one no way they were gonna let Viola get one too…bastards! My first choice was viola but I wouldn’t have been mad if glenn close won. But that crusty a$$ meryl? She plays the same type of role every dam year..mean ass old women..and OMG somebody give angelina jolie a dam sandwich!
Viola Davis looked AMAZING with her natural hair…
Octavia looked GREAT as well….
I’ve definitely seen MORE boring…at least that chit didn’t last for 4 hours this year…
I didn’t even watch
I personally just watched the Red Carpet to see the gowns.. Glad Octavia won tho….
Does Nicki have a depends underneath that onesie?
she always looks so swaddled and bundled up
But did yall watch the All Star game and see that mess that Nicki did?
Esperanza Spalding(sp) did a beautiful version of Louis Armstrong’s “What A Wonderful World” during the tribute portion. I would have rather seen that again.
They were even nice enough to included Whitney though she was barely an actress.
What was Mary thinking?
Good morning:
Hershey
YSO
Tainted
GeminEyez
Lex
Jazi
Trendsetter
NOLA
YSO –
I love Esperanza 
gypsyeyes says:
But did yall watch the All Star game and see that mess that Nicki did?
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YSoSrs says:
Esperanza Spalding(sp) did a beautiful version of Louis Armstrong’s “What A Wonderful World” during the tribute portion. I would have rather seen that again.
They were even nice enough to included Whitney though she was barely an actress.
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Yes…her voice is absolutely beautiful!
Off to work I go. No cutting up, at least not for another hour when I get stationery again!
@Tatted
Congrats Minnie, tell en to get yo sht.
Hello all…
I have nothing more to add on this topic.
i didnt watch this snoozefest
GM SR & Fam!!!
hola gawjusness
stop will all that pretty!
r u gonna be good today? No? Wonderful!
ChaBew
FeFe
YSO
*not speaking to £ till £ change that fuggin gravi*
Did NOT watch any of the foolishness. The All-Star game was boring as usual and the Oscar’s…there are NO words.:zzz: I am happy for Octavia Spencer and I heard her speech was the best of the night. I hope we will be seeing more of her in films with substance. I believe they gave the best actress award to Meryl because of her numerous nominations without winning. They took mercy on her.
Viola Davis looked wonderful! So happy she ditched the wig!!!!
Morning everybody. I didnt watch the Oscars, I did watch the red carpet, loved J.Lo dress. I watched the All Star Game, smh the WEst blew my East out. The celebrity game was good, Kevin Hart is a daym fool…215 all day!!!
Mawning
Tatted Eb Yso Fe, Gypsy Kah and Lexi, and any and er’one else I missed 
<<< leave slip a bish is only donating four hours to Uncle Sam today
If they know who is going to win the Oscar why do they sit them all the way in the back? All the winners had to walk a mile to get to the stage.
CHATTED!! :hugs:
Esperanza’s afro was magnificent as well. Just beautiful all around.
Fay Fay
<— HOLY KISS! METHODIST IN NATURE
@ YSO – HEYUL YEAH HER FRO WAS FANTABULOUS! I
IT! mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!
Did y’all see P.Diddy on the red carpet with his personal lint-roller??
As a consequence of watching the All-Star game, I was forced to sit through one of the worst halftime shows ever – the normally reliable songstress Mary J Blige bombed while singing the National Anthem
Yeah, and when I saw Cassie tweet a congrats to Diddy for winning an Oscar I thought it was a joke…but I guess it wasn’t…
Eb, SexyPhilly, Screwball & Mocha T
FAYLA!! :hugs:
I’m always good.
Nope wasnt a joke he won lol, I didnt even know he was nominated smh his head is gonna need its own zip code now smh.
i might be able to play a lil bit today!
Tainted
heyyy suga wuga!
how’s it hangin?
<—Bruh man from Fif flo head nod
Screw!!
Gypsy
in other news i had an awesome weekend @the hilton resort with my bew. much needed getaway!
Morning Maven *hugs*
@Fayla and Fefe
:hugs: @Fayla heeeyyyyy beautiful!
:hugs: @Hershey, Tainted
:wave: @ SR fam…..Have a wonderful day everyone!
@ MsOne, she shouldn’t have sang that song…I’m a true Mary J fan, but wrong is wrong and that song was all kinds of wrong on her…but she looked GAWJUSS as usual
The academy awards was a :bore: and I didnt even know that bew cbreezy was performing, can I say #winning!!!! Im mad as hail that I stayed up to watch viola loose out to meryl, Im mean I like meryl and all but it was viola and octavia night.. errrrgh! oh yeah I boy Diddy won him an oscar, now take that! take that!
Goodmorning all!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KAH-BOOGIE! Don’t leave us!
I KNEW Meryl was gonna win. Cuz all the tv news stations here were harping on…was tha fact that she’d been nominated so many times but never won.
gm Nola
gm Hershy
gm FayFay
Puffys ole “skip to my lou” dancin self won an Oscar? For what?..most teeth in one mouth????
lawddddddd
Did I read that Nicki dumped her man SB? Well, she was at the game with that ole fitted cap wearing fool. Me, I can’t stand a man in a fitted cap. Just looks stupid.
And oh yeah, MJB babygirl just need to stick to r&b nothing more nothing less, I mean she sounded bad, like not MJ bad but OJ bad!!
@mzwhang That was Meryl’s 17th nomination and 3 or 4th win.
You still ain’t fed that thing in your Gravi a grape or a pea or nothing I see.
YSO
#LTOSR
Viola looked SMASHING!
@ The Makeup Maven says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KAH-BOOGIE! Don’t leave us!
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Wasn’t leaving…..lol. Just wishing everyone a good day. Glad to see that I am wanted
…..I was feeling like the red headed step child when I was attached by ole girl. 
Morning Maven Morning ev1
you know the hype of the all-star game is over when they have nicki performing. didn’t they see the grammy’s
@EB
Truth be told, I’m still laughing at your you is kind comment last week on that picture of minnie falling.
kahmmillion says:
Did I read that Nicki dumped her man SB? Well, she was at the game with that ole fitted cap wearing fool. Me, I can’t stand a man in a fitted cap. Just looks stupid.
I dont trust a man in a fitted cap, most of them are bipolar thugs!
Mizzdallas
&
@ Yso’s comment #55
@ Kah – Oh okay! I thought you were dippin’ out! We had just a good day, Friday! You had me cracking THEE heyul up! I did peep out the fckery AFTER I left Friday. You good in my book!
Welp, we have a system outage this morning and now my manager just fell and rolled her lil-big azz all the way in back bye the big azz windows, and the fact that I laugh didnot make it better..
@maven
Morning!! are you on twitter?
@ Yso he won’t digest nathan that he has to chew, he’s a slurper, but only slim fast shakes
@ screwball when Viola lost I said that comment in my head
The All Star game was alright…. I havent watched the Oscars since CUBA won. But Congrats to Ms Spencer for winning.
@mzwhang
I was pissed she won….I wanted to see a first time winner
I like Viola but she was up against some heavyweights in that category so I’m not mad she didn’t win. It’s not like she got snubbed at every award show this year. She’s a great actress and she may get another chance at the old gold man.
In fact, I don’t know who deserved it cause I didn’t see any of the movies nominated. I tend to watch the Oscars based on who’s hosting or who’s nominated even if I haven’t seen anything. I know Billy Crystal needs to lay of the damn botox.
Good Morning All! :wave:
I want to see The Artist, but I’m going to wait until it gets to Redbox, since I have to read and stuff
I love octavia but when she was up on stage I wanted to slap som Olive Oil edge control on those upliifted edges
It would have been excited if there was somehow a tie between her and ol lady from Bridesmaids, she is a great actress, I LOVED that movie, one of the view I enjoyed this year. I also Like Michelle Williams who played Marilyn, she is amazing! She should have gotten a best supporting actress oscar for Brokeback Mountain. I feel like Myral Streep is gonna get a lifetime achievement oscar anyway so why give her another one? We already know sheis the best actress ever (17 nods total). If they were gonna give her one it should have been for The Devil Wears Prada, regarding her recent work….jmo
Mizzdallas – NOPE. I was barely keeping up w/my FB when I had one. Now, I don’t ‘eem fck w/FB! Should I consider twitter???
@FayFay..it was good and lazy mamacita..ty for asking
..I saw what you said about your glorious weekend. Well go’head witcha self!
@ Flsun – My mommy and I were suppose to go see Good Deeds Friday (a date) but it was TOO cold out!
I sat down to watch it at about 8 and was shocked to see it had been on for 3 hours already… *shurgs*
YSo says:
I like Viola but she was up against some heavyweights in that category so I’m not mad she didn’t win. It’s not like she got snubbed at every award show this year. She’s a great actress and she may get another chance at the old gold man.
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This was EXACTLY my sentiments as well…she was up against some SERIOUS talent…her career will be long and thriving, and I don’t think this will be her only opportunity for the Oscar…
TiFan & Still (your new nickname)
Morning Fam !!!
Tatted. I just love that pic
MZD MZW
flsun99 says:
Who saw Good Deeds? Without giving too many details about the movie, what did you think? I loved it! So glad to watch Tyler and not Madea.
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I wanted to see that… I heard good things about it.
so I gotta check it out.
FeFe says:
YSo says:
I like Viola but she was up against some heavyweights in that category so I’m not mad she didn’t win. It’s not like she got snubbed at every award show this year. She’s a great actress and she may get another chance at the old gold man.
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This was EXACTLY my sentiments as well…she was up against some SERIOUS talent…her career will be long and thriving, and I don’t think this will be her only opportunity for the Oscar…
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Hollywood is knocking down her door! She showed and proved and it’s being recognized. I’m happy for her! She’ll get her just due!
Mizzdallas – NOPE. I was barely keeping up w/my FB when I had one. Now, I don’t ‘eem fck w/FB! Should I consider twitter???
I have fb and twitter, but I use twitter as an outlet to say wtf I wanna say lol! without my family beening nosey they do they ish on fb and I had to block some of them tho!!
The Oscar’s came on last night?
I didn’t have a single clue! Glad Octavia won though!
Good Morning Maven!
@mizzdallas that’s what I use Twitter for too, I am not connected to any close friends or family on Twitter, that is my outlet!
@Tatted you should open up a Twitter, I’m not on there much, but when I do sign on I have a blast!
@FEFE
I think it’s cause we so rarely see one of “us” get award-worthy roles that when we do we root for whoever to take them all. But if Viola’s performance wasn’t better than Meryl’s in comparison, why get mad? Especially if you haven’t seen any of the other performances she was up against?
Vero
whats up
Vero
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Honey, check it out, you got me mesmerized
With your black hair and your fat-ass thighs
Street poetry is my everyday
But yo, I gotta stop when you trot my way
If I was workin’ at the club you would not pay
Aiyyo, my man Phife, dig it, he got somethin’ to say
I like ’em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu nation
Told you in the jam that we can get down
Now let’s knock the boots like the group H-town
You got B.B.D. all on your bedroom wall
But I’m above the rim and this is how I ball
A pretty little somethin’ on the New York Street
This is how I represent over this here beat, talkin ’bout you
Yo, I took you out
But sex was on my mind for the whole damn route
My mind was in a frenzy and a horny state
But I couldn’t drop dimes ‘cuz you couldn’t relate
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(You couldn’t relate)
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Stretch out your legs, let me make you bawl
Drive you insane, drive you up the wall
Starin’ at your dome-piece, very strong
Stronger than cries, stronger than Teflon
Take you on the ave and you buy me links
Now I wanna pound the Putang until it stinks
You could be my mama and I’ll be your boy
Original rude boy, never am I coy
You can be a shorty in my ill convoy
Not to come across as a thug or a hood
But hon, you got the goods, like Madeline Woods
By the way, my name’s Malik, the five-foot freak
Let’s say we get together by the end of the week
She simply said, “No”, labelled me a hoe
I said, “How you figure?”, “My friends told me so”
I hate when silly groupies wanna run they yap
Word to God, hon, I don’t get down like that
I’ll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak
Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my jeep
Keep it on the down, yo, we keep it discreet
See, I’m not the type to kid to have my biz in the streets
If my mom don’t approve, then I’ll just elope
Let me save the little man from inside the boat
Let me hit it from the back, girl I won’t catch a hernia
Bust off on your couch, now you got semen’s furniture
Shaheed, Phife and the extra P
Stacy, Philo, DJ and my man L.G.
They know the abstract is really soul on ice
The character is of men, never ever of mice
Shorty, let me tell you about my only vice
It has to do with lots of lovin’ and it ain’t nothin’ nice
Relax yourself girl, please settle down
(It ain’t nothin’ nice)
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I’m in my office JAMMIN this merting!!!
I’m late to this post, but it’s clear that Sandra did not watch the game. Nicki was pre-game and Pit Bull was the half-time performance with apprearances by Chris Brown and Ne-Yo.
And to add to the Oscars stuff, Pharrell won one as well for composition. I didn’t watch though.
Morning everybody!
Sassy
That Gravi though…
VERO!
gitcho azz to to gravi hell! 
@ Fe & Mizzdallas – I may look into it! I’m not good w/keeping up with those types of things, but i’mma think about it!
YSoSrs says:
@FEFE
I think it’s cause we so rarely see one of “us” get award-worthy roles that when we do we root for whoever to take them all. But if Viola’s performance wasn’t better than Meryl’s in comparison, why get mad? Especially if you haven’t seen any of the other performances she was up against?
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Electric Relaxation is one of my most favorite song.
@Makeup & I Go, please go see it. It was AWESOME!! I actually want to go see it again Friday for my birthday. I went with my bookclub but I want my hubby to see it too. Big ups to Tyler Perry!!
Hey yall
Had to go do a lil work for a minute :rollseyes: But I’s back now 
@ Vero – you can alrett tell Big Bertha twerkin’ it!
<—USED to use twitta as my outlet till Hubby fount a bish out :rollseyes:
@Tatted
I just enjoy being able to say what the hell I want without folks judging me or giving me the side-eye…on facebook I always have to be conscious of what certain folks may think because they are close to me…
@ Hershey – That is ONE of my all-time fav songs!
“ged merning” MAKEUP MAVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tat-Tat-Tatted Up, ATL Tatted Up,
Tat-Tat-Tatted Up, Miami Tatted Up
Tat-Tat She Tatted Up, Tat-Tat He Tatted Up
Tat-Tat We Tatted Up, Tat-Tat Errbody Tatted Up
in my D4L voice… (what ever happened to those dudes)
MAKEUP MAVEN what are some good (low budget) makeup brushes to buy my co-worker SWEARS if i buy some shu uemura brushes I will NEVER go back.. but i don’t even WEAR makeup that much to pay 35 bucks for a lip brush!!!!!!!… i was gonna buy some E.L.F brushes <<<<>>>>
@ Fe – That’s whats up! I’mma check it out! See whats up!
@ Fay
I mean shoes are one thing… but MAKEUP BRUSHES… !!!!!LOL!!!
@Fayla
But I still “see” you on there…
I didn’t want my husband to find out about me being on Twitter either, but he didn’t seem to care when he did find out, so I was like COOL!
Det. Iheart
u solving any mysteries today?
@ Lex – DAYUM! I got ALL THAT this morn???
THAT’S WHATS UP!
REGARDING BRUSHES – Giiiiirl, of course the expensive brushes are the shyt, but I use brushes from CVS too! Your skills w/the brush is all that matters….IMO!
Igo, I’m in here bobbing my head A Tribe Called Quest, De-la Soul, EPMD, those were the days, now I have to listen to shyt like Grocerrrrieeesss, Tony Montana, Stankin leg, Rack City, rap once was something, taint no mo
@Fay, naw, not today,lol I’m taking a break
WHERE IS MY ‘LIL SIS???
flsun99 says:
@Makeup & I Go, please go see it. It was AWESOME!! I actually want to go see it again Friday for my birthday. I went with my bookclub but I want my hubby to see it too. Big ups to Tyler Perry!!
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yeah Im gonna check it out this weekend… I like Tyler perry movies. I dont put much into them… I just see them for what they are.
Hey Vero, Whang & Tatted!
@fefe
yeah Im not on twitter as much as I use to be heck Im not even on fb as much as I use to be, I think social newtworking killed some of my interpersonal social skills!!
I twitta err now and then too and ish is hilarious
I missd it
was in bed by 9..
Sis :2dance:
Igo
Twittah confuses me and I don’t think I’m interesting enough to keep it going for long. Besides, I’m ratched enough here on SR.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Igo, I’m in here bobbing my head A Tribe Called Quest, De-la Soul, EPMD, those were the days, now I have to listen to shyt like Grocerrrrieeesss, Tony Montana, Stankin leg, Rack City, rap once was something, taint no mo
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Yeah I know but I look at it how my momma did… She thought us younger folks were losing our minds. Plus us fans had alot to do with music being like it is.
@mizzdallas
I think social newtworking killed some of my interpersonal social skills!!
same here…I hardly EVER log onto FB and when I do it’s probably for like less than a minute…and Twitter gets a nod from me like once a week! 
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Three women identified by their lawyers as lesbians were arraigned yesterday on a hate crime charge for allegedly beating a gay man at the Forest Hills T station in an unusual case that experts say exposes the law’s flawed logic.“My guess is that no sane jury would convict them under those circumstances, but what this really demonstrates is the idiocy of the hate-crime legislation,” said civil liberties lawyer Harvey Silverglate. “If you beat someone up, you’re guilty of assault and battery of a human being. Period. The idea of trying to break down human beings into categories is doomed to failure.”Prosecutors and the ACLU of Massachusetts said no matter the defendants’ sexual orientation, they can still face the crime of assault and battery with intent to intimidate, which carries up to a 10-year prison sentence, by using hateful language.“Someone who is Jewish can be anti-Semitic,” said ACLU staff attorney Sarah Wunsch. “The mere fact that someone is a member of the same class doesn’t mean they could not be motivated by hatred for their very own group.”But Carolyn Euell, 38, mother of two of the defendants, Erika Stroud, 21, of Dorchester and Felicia Stroud, 18, West Roxbury, told reporters the alleged attack “can’t be hateful” because both her daughters are lesbians.Prosecutor Lindsey Weinstein said the two sisters and one of their domestic partners, Lydia Sanford, also a defendant, viciously beat the man Sunday, repeatedly punching and kicking him after he bumped them with his backpack on a stairwell.She said the victim, who suffered a broken nose, told cops he believed the attack was “motivated as a crime because of his sexual orientation” since the three women “called him insulting homophobic slurs.”But attorney Helene Tomlinson, who represented Sanford, told the judge her client is “openly identified as a lesbian … so any homophobic (conduct) is unwarranted.” She said the alleged victim was the aggressor and used racial slurs: “He provoked them.”Felicia Stroud’s attorney, C. Harold Krasnow, said, “They don’t know what his sexual orientation is, just like he doesn’t know what theirs is.”Krasnow later noted the low bail the judge gave the women, $100 to $500 cash, and suggested the prosecution’s case was weak.Civil-rights attorney Chester Darling agreed. “No one should go to court. It’s knuckle justice,” he said. “It’s a fair exchange.”But Jake Wark, a spokesman for Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley, said prosecutors will have no problem proving the women committed a hate crime, even if they are lesbians.“The defendants’ particular orientation or alleged orientations have no bearing on our ability to prosecute for allegedly targeting a person who they believe to be different from them,” he said.
Phuck the Oscars
Anytime Diddy wins an Oscar someone has their check book out. Im happy for Octavis but both of them should have won. Its all politics for these shows and the Grammy’s
:wave: @ all
Goodmorning Errbody
@Lex
I felt like you did at first about makeup brushes…. (would only buy the cheapo ones outta Target and such) BUT……. good makeup brushes DO make a difference!
Just acquire them one at a time as you have some extra money to spend. Take care of them well and they’ll last 4-EVA!!
I don’t have a twitter, I’m too boring some of my tweets would be:
Farming in Farmville, send a bytch a fence
Cooking
Eating
Doing dishes
Watching BBall wives
Watching Bad Girls Clubs
Watching RHOA
Watching Judge Judy
Watching Maury
Stomach hurts
Taking a shyt
Stomach don’t hurt no mo
Taking a baff
Going to bed
Twitter would close my dayum account for being unproductive in the real world
:hugs: @Lakes
@ SIS
Chocolate
& 
TY
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
I don’t have a twitter, I’m too boring some of my tweets would be:
Farming in Farmville, send a bytch a fence
Cooking
Eating
Doing dishes
Watching BBall wives
Watching Bad Girls Clubs
Watching RHOA
Watching Judge Judy
Watching Maury
Stomach hurts
Taking a shyt
Stomach don’t hurt no mo
Taking a baff
Going to bed
Twitter would close my dayum account for being unproductive in the real world
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Yous a farmville junkie too
okay girl i am going to get me some ELF brushes this chick come to work FULL FACE everyday i am like where this heifer going…she red carpet ready LOL!!!!! hell i am still lipstick as eye shadow (don’t judge me)… I don’t have the skills…. LOL…..
Mawnin Iheart!!!
I miss my Kita!!!!
OK, so I’m mad that my client kept calling and I get here to see police outside the college. Her azz didn’t take meds and now they are putting her azz out. I hate mondays. I need a new job.
@CHOCOLATE THUNDER
Is you knew or is you who I think you is?
:hugs: Tatted
FeFe yeah i be on there, but it just aint the same bew
he don’t eem know what he’s doin. *chuch whisper* i kicked him off my FB page like a year or 2 ago. he’s never gotten over it. he MUST be involved with my on-line life somehow, so he squeezed into my twitta. :rollseyes:
Is that you ChocD
Laker
Well hello…How are you
@Tatted/Lex
I’ll tell you what I DID buy this weekend though- went ahead and got that Yves St. Laurent Touche Eclat highlighter wand…
THAT THING IS THE SH*T!!!! Had a bish looking like she had 25 hours of sleep when she only had like 5!!
:hugs: @GYPSY
Woo woo woo…woo woo woo. *Sinclair voice*
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Lex
I felt like you did at first about makeup brushes…. (would only buy the cheapo ones outta Target and such) BUT……. good makeup brushes DO make a difference! Just acquire them one at a time as you have some extra money to spend. Take care of them well and they’ll last 4-EVA!!
okay if you and THE makeup mave say so i am going to SPLURGE on the expensive ones probably MAC and see how long they last….
@kah
That’s an interesting read. I remember a few years ago these two women beat and murdered a gay man in one of the local parks here and they tried to rule it as a hate crime, but I think that got thrown out because the motive was for something offensive he did to them provoking them to cause him harm. The fact that he was gay was not a factor…there are definitely gray areas with those types of crimes though…
Mary should never, ever in her lifetime even lay down and consider singing the Star Spangeld Banner…Period.
Didn’t watch the Oscars last night but I see I didn’t miss anything.
Mornin’ all!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Mawnin Iheart!!!
I miss my Kita!!!!
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Where Her went
AND get some cheap ones for a BACK UP!!!
(should have said lay down, dream and/or consider)
YSoSrs says:
Twittah confuses me and I don’t think I’m interesting enough to keep it going for long. Besides, I’m ratched enough here on SR.
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That was my main thing… I had it and i was like “This shait is boring”
and I was boring… didnt say much at all. Besides 140 characters to say what I gotta say…. NOOOOOO WAY
@FAYLA
He lubs you and he wants to be EVERYWHERE you are…I couldn’t do it.
I was a farmville junkie now imma cityville junkie smh I so need a life asap lol
FeFe says:
@mizzdallas
I think social newtworking killed some of my interpersonal social skills!!
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killed mine people call me and I look at the phone and then text them of fb them. I don’t even want to talk on the phone. As a matter of fact I don’t talk on the phone. You think that’s why I’m single? I don’t want to even hold the phone to my ear…that’s bad!
@Sassy
I was just telling Naija about that Yves St. Laurent wand…I SWEAR by it and it makes you look like $1 Million bucks!
Y’all see the dude on the morning wood post? Something ain’t right with his head
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Igo, I’m in here bobbing my head A Tribe Called Quest, De-la Soul, EPMD, those were the days, now I have to listen to shyt like Grocerrrrieeesss, Tony Montana, Stankin leg, Rack City, rap once was something, taint no mo
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I know right. There is an old school tour with EPMD, MC Lyte, Kool Moe Dee, and some other folks
Morning Everyone!!!
@ SASSY – GTFOH! Is it the bomb??? I’mma have to try it out! I don’t need to be purchasing ANYMORE MAKEUP SHYT, but I’mma say I NEED it in my life! THANKS BEW!
Sassy
where Kita at? i know the fluck she didnt get banned tho! 
is that CD aka Chocolate Thunder?
Leave Kobe alone
him still great.. Broken nose and all
FeFe says:
@Sassy
I was just telling Naija about that Yves St. Laurent wand…I SWEAR by it and it makes you look like $1 Million bucks!
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what is it? Tell me more
I feel sad to see Twitter feeds that are only updated like once a week. I mean, what’s the point of having it in that case?
@ Lex – Yeah, I recommend the MAC brushes because they are the bomb, but I will use a cheap brush in a minute!
@Detective
Look at yo ole Columbo ass. Dont nothing get pass my boo detective
@ Kah – thanks for the read! that was very interesting!
I miss my dimpz too
I’ll tell you what I DID buy this weekend though- went ahead and got that Yves St. Laurent Touche Eclat highlighter wand…
THAT THING IS THE SH*T!!!! Had a bish looking like she had 25 hours of sleep when she only had like 5!!
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That’s exactly what I need in my life right now!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Leave Kobe alone him still great.. Broken nose and all
He didnt even hit him that hard
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His nose is broke Lakes
MsFashion
Lady Cn
Choclate Thunder, what happened? Did robin divorce you?
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
I feel sad to see Twitter feeds that are only updated like once a week. I mean, what’s the point of having it in that case?
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Thats my twitta
I usually just log on for laughs 
Whats wrong with Dimpz?
:hugs: Fay
@FAYLA
I love my WHIP WHIP!!!!! Seriously!!! I need a bigger jar!!!!
It is just what I needed. My legs tend to get very dry and the Whip Whip keeps them moisturized all day and through the night!!!! I am very happy with your product!!!
You have gained a loyal customer!!!! Thanks!!!!
SIS – I’m sorry ’bout Kobe!
Hey There Tatted!!!!
@Tatted
You WON’T be disappointed, it is a wonderful investment…
@Hershey
It’s a concealer wand and you pump the liquid through the brush, it works like a charm!
@Hershey
@Fayla
@Fefe
Oohhh- pretty avi! Muy bonita! But that pen is like…magic! Bout to head to the bathroom and apply it now cause a chick got NO sleep last night.
@Hershey/Tatted
It’s a highlighter pen made to brighten/illuminize your features (specifically those bags/darkness around the eyes.) You ever watch the Braxtons and see how Tamar’s eyes always are extra light under them, almost like a Raccoon? I’m willing ot bet she has that pen and just goes overboard with it.
@Lakes, he did his thang last night though
I HATE to give him props but he was lighting them 3’s up. I still lubs you though :hugs:
@Sassy
Thanks hon!
So I missed that tom foolery that Nicki displayed last night… I’m so over her…I really didn’t care for her before…now she just gets on my nerves.
The half time show was great!
:hugs: @ my chocolate thunder
BIG SNOOZE FEST OMG!
@Everybody
I thought she said that last week may have been her last week with us since they were moving her dept to another floor and she didnt know if she would still get to play with us there!
MOVE MY KITA BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
WOnders where I can get one of these YSL pens
gypsyeyes says:
FeFe says:
@mizzdallas
I think social newtworking killed some of my interpersonal social skills!!
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killed mine people call me and I look at the phone and then text them of fb them. I don’t even want to talk on the phone. As a matter of fact I don’t talk on the phone. You think that’s why I’m single? I don’t want to even hold the phone to my ear…that’s bad!
OMG!!! the only people I talk on the phone too is my mom and my 2 sisters everybody else gets the voicemail or they just text me. I partially believe that is why I’m single too I can’t stand talking on the phone especially if you aint got shyt to say.. and don’t let it be a redundant conversation omg! I will rudely interrupt your azz so quick without any hesitations…
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
I feel sad to see Twitter feeds that are only updated like once a week. I mean, what’s the point of having it in that case?
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Thats why I got rid of it… While it was alot I could have said.
It was best if I kept it to myself.
@Iheart
I get mine at Sephora…
Go There says:
YSoSrs says:
Twittah confuses me and I don’t think I’m interesting enough to keep it going for long. Besides, I’m ratched enough here on SR.
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That was my main thing… I had it and i was like “This shait is boring”
and I was boring… didnt say much at all. Besides 140 characters to say what I gotta say…. NOOOOOO WAY
I was on twitter waaaaaay too much and 98% of the time I wasnt saying nothing!! But I normally now go on twitter when there are big award shows come on just for shyts and giggles. Last night tho, when they showed precious with that mop wig on, oomf said that precious has that matted slave hair!!
@Fe, Thanks
I said earlier that Gabby doesn’t have any real friends. Who keeps letting her out the house like that? I am disappoint.
FeFe says:
@Iheart
I get mine at Sephora
Thats where I get my Phyto hair products from, I love it and it has my hair looking healthy and shiny!!
Who is Kita? :confused:
YSoSrs says:
@MIZZDALLAS
I said earlier that Gabby doesn’t have any real friends. Who keeps letting her out the house like that? I am disappoint.
Morning!
gabby dont have any real friends, just those yt people she hang around with Im know they snickering behind her back tho!!
Sis oh Kobe was shining
beat mj for all time scoring leaders of all star game 271 
Morning beautiful people
Kodak — the photo giant — went to court to have its name removed from the Oscars venue just weeks before the Oscars telecast.
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kodak aint shat!!! i bought a digital camera of thiers not too long ago…and then i took it back.
I walk away from the computer for just an hour and the thread is already at 200. Yall move fast!
Why is Diddy saying he won an Oscar? Diddy name is not on the Academy’s website list of winners. This man is such an attention whore.
Sandra, Kodak filed for bankruptcy so they probably cant afford to be a sponsor anymore.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
@ MsOne, she shouldn’t have sang that song…I’m a true Mary J fan, but wrong is wrong and that song was all kinds of wrong on her…but she looked GAWJUSS as usual
I thank you and Auntie for sparing me lol. Nice AVI Hersh!