After her daughter Blue Ivy Carter was born in January, singer Beyonce wasted no time making sure the kid’s wardrobe was top of the line.
The 30-year-old first-time mommy reportedly spent six figures on the newborn’s high end wardrobe. Yesterday, Bey stepped out in style wearing Charlotte Olympia cat flats, while 7-week-old BIC wore Little Marc Jacobs mouse shoes.
According to Styleite, you can forget about wearing matching shoes — both B’s gold leopard flats are sold out but you can still get them in black for $760.
BIC’s gold shoes are still available online, and you can purchase a pair of mouse flats for your little mini-me for a very affordable $66.
Awwwww
u can get some similar looking shoes (bey’s) from dsw for $45
#helpful
Where is Julius? on vacation, and where is Beyonce running to everyday with the baby?
I really like Bey’s shoes but I don’t give 2 chits bout her though
Awe Baby Doll Carter’s shoes are cute.
SCREAMS! They are not the same shoes and whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are you now interested in what the kid is wearing! You gonna ban me
When
or macy’s with an extra 15% off
$66 dollars though ashid !
Not wearing mouse shoes I dont care who makes them
Shoes are cute but the black socks are throwing me off…maybe it was to block the cold air or something idk
ion think they make the mouse shoes in ur size anyway
candibfly says:
or macy’s with an extra 15% off
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So you talk to me in the Halle post then bail on me…
why you e-iggin me?????
mannie u need to keep up, it’s been like 85 posts since then
APHRO SUP
sup phro, u got ur bobcasts short set on today?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
$66 dollars though ashid !
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aaashid is right! $66 for shoes you will grow out of in a month AND the baby will never touch the ground with
Sup Phro
@Candi-Bey has on mouse shoes also, leopard at that smh ill pass.
MACYS ALL DAY
*pulling out my card to purchase some shoes that are not mouse shoes lol*
Okay, okay so I know we tom’bout Bey & Ivy, but I’m still
@ someone saying that Halle is about to get “federlined!” 
BASTIDS!
PHRO!! :hugs:
You’re not always there when I call but you’re always on time.
DEJA VU,
I think this post happen yesterday 
<— LOVE ME SOME MACY & NORDSTROMS!
Kitrina says:
and where is Beyonce running to everyday with the baby?
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You know as well as I do that Beyonce is not going to let a newborn baby keep her from getting her daily dose of narcissistic supply form the fawning paparazzi.
HEY PHROZEN!
@Tatted-girl those cc stay being used every month love them stores I just got my Nordstroms but I was praying I wouldnt get approved she was like your approved I said I need to get some more can you hold this stuff please lol.
well we prob won’t have to go nowhere for awhile, SR be disappearing in the afternoon anyway
she throws up a bey post cause she know folks will get ratchet and commet for 500+ posts and then goes shopping.
Sis I bored..
no, its like groundhog’s day (the movie)
that’s why we go off topic and
Sandra Rose says:
You know as well as I do that Beyonce is not going to let a newborn baby keep her from getting her daily dose of narcissistic supply form the fawning paparazzi.
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candibfly says:
well we prob won’t have to go nowhere for awhile, SR be disappearing in the afternoon anyway
she throws up a bey post cause she know folks will get ratchet and commet for 500+ posts and then goes shopping.
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SR Posts and then says Eff it…
Blue’s shoes are so cute, at least she’ll have some months to grow into them, because right now they are obviously too big for her small soles.
You’re not always there when I call but you’re always on time.
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Damn another deep intense memory that was me and my bf that got shot JAM!
This post can’t be considered “Official” until floppy & somebody’s gf arrives
Yeah where is Julius?
@ SIS – YOU WANNA COME HELP ME RE-TYPE THESE FCKIN’ LEGAL DESCRIPTIONS FOR THE ASSIGNMENT AND ASSUMPTION OF LEASES???
twin she might be on sabbatical, we have some up and coming flopster replacements tho
if i had the money i’d do it too!
@YALL
Stop typing it’s name. Please. It got ran off and it’s for the best.
for Auntie
Somebody posted this somewhere else:
Why is beyonce desperate to be out photographed? You nevvvvvver saw her out before wandering the streets of new York. NOW all of a Sudden it’s all all these staged, random pics of her wandering around new York. Really beyonce?
And why does she always have something strategically laced in one hand? Don’t most parents who carrying a newborn use both hands? Cause a REAL baby gone m move and shift around. beyonce know she ain’t carrying nothing but a curious George doll up under there. And one more thing, has anyone noticed how she never looks at or checks on the baby? MOST living parents gone at some point going to check on the baby like “hey boo boo. You doing ok under there?” right?
Strange behavior. Unstrap curious George and go have a seat beyonce
She was in here yesterday I think and she even answers to her name
beyonce know she ain’t carrying nothing but a curious George doll up under there.
Unstrap curious George and go have a seat beyonce
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sis I bored..
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What you wanna do?
i need some new real life single friends….
Really Frenchie, you’d walk around in tiger mouse shoes yo?
they either got kids, boyfriends, or married
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sis I bored..
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What you wanna do?
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*raises hand* I wanna see your analysis of all the ladies and what type panties they wear
@ Smurfette – Awwww, that’s fcked up!
OMG Tatted those are the only ones I wear to, they are so comfy.
girl I got all happy it was people in line behind me, I was like put my stuff to the side imma be a minute lol. I did good at least I went to the sale rack
@yallc
those shoes ^^^^ there are cute
but i was referring to spening 6 figs on the baby’s wardrobe
FLY-Gurl (Comment #3) and @K-Dub (Comment #6)
THOUGH !!!
MF-ing
AND I REFUSE to Continue Reading Anymore Comments (I’m F-ing GONE !!!)
@ Iheart – Please tell me what post all this was in so that I can go check it out and read! MY BRO is catching a beat down!
Those are cat shoes that Bye is wearing. And IV is wearing mouse shoes. It’s supposed to be cute I guess.
@elove where you going can i come hang? (i’m in the mood for pancakes yo)
yallcrazy says:
for Auntie
Somebody posted this somewhere else:
Why is beyonce desperate to be out photographed? You nevvvvvver saw her out before wandering the streets of new York. NOW all of a Sudden it’s all all these staged, random pics of her wandering around new York. Really beyonce?
And why does she always have something strategically laced in one hand? Don’t most parents who carrying a newborn use both hands? Cause a REAL baby gone m move and shift around. beyonce know she ain’t carrying nothing but a curious George doll up under there. And one more thing, has anyone noticed how she never looks at or checks on the baby? MOST living parents gone at some point going to check on the baby like “hey boo boo. You doing ok under there?” right?
Strange behavior. Unstrap curious George and go have a seat beyonce
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@Tatted, Igo did it
I meant Bey not Bye. Freudian slip?
Sis you know I would
@ Sessyphilly – Giiiiirl, aren’t they GREAT?!?! I LOVE THEM. It’s hard for me to find them because I guess everybody big ass want some, taking all the fckin’ larges and shit! *me yelling* GET THEE FCK OFF THAT PAIR OF LEGGIN’S BISH, THEY MINE!
Somebody say something
Iheart….
Hey all….
@Candi Def. not
I do have on a polo and some slacks tho…
@Yall-something lol, sorry couldnt pass that corny joke up
@Tatted-lol, the weather is changing so I know imma see all kinds of craziness when it comes to them stockings and people wearing them that shouldnt be lol
yallcrazy says:
for Auntie
Somebody posted this somewhere else:
Why is beyonce desperate to be out photographed? You nevvvvvver saw her out before wandering the streets of new York. NOW all of a Sudden it’s all all these staged, random pics of her wandering around new York. Really beyonce?
And why does she always have something strategically laced in one hand? Don’t most parents who carrying a newborn use both hands? Cause a REAL baby gone m move and shift around. beyonce know she ain’t carrying nothing but a curious George doll up under there. And one more thing, has anyone noticed how she never looks at or checks on the baby? MOST living parents gone at some point going to check on the baby like “hey boo boo. You doing ok under there?” right?
Strange behavior. Unstrap curious George and go have a seat beyonce
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OMG really….who actually wasted time and typed this.. this girl is damed if she do and damed if she don’t….but noone says anything when AK walks around NY wither her baby…
oh u bougie today huh
who was that up in here talkin bout old navy running small. ion even wanna think about what size jeans i had to buy this past weekend
@ Smurfette – Oooh, so we blamin’ eerythang on HIM?? Cool, i’m wit it!
@ SIS – I know you would. You got my back!
Sandra Rose says:
Kitrina says:
and where is Beyonce running to everyday with the baby?
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You know as well as I do that Beyonce is not going to let a newborn baby keep her from getting her daily dose of narcissistic supply form the fawning paparazzi.
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well if that’s the case EVERY celebrity who walks thier kid out in public is looking for thier narcissistic supply from the paparrazi….
but noone says anything when AK walks around NY wither her baby…
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That’s becuz she’s confused with an elephant becuz of her legs
It made me chortle
@Candi
*plucks my own nose and waits*
Here we go with the staning ugh
AK was walking around NY before she was who she was and even when she was who she was she was still walking around NY
cologne guy just came by my desk, i’ll be smelling cool water for the next 45 minutues
@ candi – you tombout me???
This unseasonably warm weather is making me irritated…Can I have 65 with a breeze..GAT DAMN!!!!
@JENIE
I agree with Lady_L and I’m far from a stan.
SON, long story nobody noticed…
tatted
am i talkin bout u when i said what?
in any event no, unless u was talkin bout old navy the other day
AINT NO MORE AMIGOS IN THIS FUKN WORLD… WHY EVERYTHING GOT TO BE ABOUT A FUK?? **SIGH**
U SEE HOW UR BRO JUST WENT MIA HUH? 
@SIS
What size Candi?
SON
you stupid and I lubs it
:stop: No Tatted, Phro
OTB SUP
CANID OLD NAVY DO RUN FUKN SMALL..
JMO i said i wasn’t gon say…and i won’t, not until i’ve had 3 more weeks with the flex belt
@Yall
Uh oh… I see sum’thin. I believe shyt ’bout to get real. 5…4…3…2…1….
I just want to see a newer pic of this beautiful baby. I want to see how she’s growing into her looks.
It’s amazing to see how fast my niece is growing, and she’s only 4 months old.
Sup OTB
JMO EEEEY SUP MIJA U DONT KNOW A BISH NO MORE??!!!
AK was walking around NY before she was who she was and even when she was who she was she was still walking around NY
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Cosign.
@ candi – That was my FABULOUS attempt to get you to speak to me!
It worked
HEEEEEY CANDI! 
laker sometimes it runs small and sometimes big
what’s up with that?
one day i be feelin petite than a mug and the next like a baby hippo
I find Old Navy’s top run small but their jeans run just right. But maybe I think that only because I have more tits than ass.
candibfly says:
cologne guy just came by my desk, i’ll be smelling cool water for the next 45 minutues
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LOL
See yah tomo….
What did Pedro do now Laker?
@PHRO **GETS U A PERSONAL FAN**
tatted u sure we ain’t spoke earlier? i felt like we did?
:wave: <—- young berg's new cd
@ SIS – He went MIA?? I’m just tryna find the post where he was stingy w/the dack!! Can anyone tell me so I can read, please!
@Harlem My allergies been on smash the last 3 weeks,I started taking Claritin ummm I feel no different…
fayla why u up in here using SAT words?
mannie tell me u don’t spray the whole bottle of joop on
I aint studying you @Y’all
Damn that chit work everytime! LOL!!
Hey Lakessss!
@ candi – YAAAS, YAAAS WE DID. Sum law ’bout us speakin’ twice in a day???
NOPE! HEEEEY CANDI! 
AND NOT YOUNG BERG’S NEW CD! I…CAN’T….WITH…YOU!
Phro! *arms up, hood style*
Chit @His. We all
and chit.
so nobody see me?
I’m so over this beyonce and her baby FAD
leave her alone really 
@CHATTED
In the Bey post from last night Ky accused IGo of being conceited and stingy with his golden rod.
oh that Otb…
You must try everything on in Old Navy. With their tragic asses. I hope they still having that shorts sale tho..
Waddup @Choc :wave:
<— WANNA BUSS THE SHYT OUTTA THIS CREAMY BISH'S PIMPLE ON HER BACK, BUT SCARED THE PUSS WILL GET ON ME…ALONG WITH BLOOD!
YALL
THIS “AMIGO” JUST TXT ME “SO WE NEED TO CATCH UP” **HAVENT TALK TO HIM IN LIKE ONE YEAR** ME “SURE LETS CHILL IM DOWN..” HIM “SOOO UR SINGLE NOW?? HOW U BEEN? CAN A AMIGO GET A CHANCE?” 
COME THE FUK ON ME AND HIM USED TO BE LIKE BRO AND SIS… EVEN HOOKD HIM UP WITH A COUPLE OF THE AMIGAS!!
Bad
@Laker I think I need to hit Target on my way home and cop a mini desk fan before someone get’s jumping jack flash mule kicked in this bih…
@phro the dmv crew needs to get a luncheon together so we can one up the chicago crew
HIS
PHRO
did my nig just say Claritin 
thats like taking sugar pills.
BAAAD DOOONT CUT US!!
I thought it was the Bruno post. Mustve been serious. Two posts worth.
@His
Ummmm what’s Old Navy??
OTB i tried them on and i was look, lemme just use my flex belt for another 2 weeks and i can breathe
i got some shorts for $10 like 2 weeks ago
The Makeup Maven says:
<— WANNA BUSS THE SHYT OUTTA THIS CREAMY BISH'S PIMPLE ON HER BACK, BUT SCARED THE PUSS WILL GET ON ME…ALONG WITH BLOOD!
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So
What panty group did IGO put yall in? 
*grabs a chunk of Phroz buttcheek*
Hey Tatted/Maven/BowHipHeffa
Hey Fe, Fay, Y’all, YSo, Phro, Creamy, Jenie, OTB, Candy, Fay-Fay and anyone else I missed
phro is bougie, he only shops at nordstrom and neiman marcus
i’m not in the O so i ain’t get a panny drawls ranking
@Candi Word!
@Harlem UGH! What should I take Allegra or something?? I need my sinuses Maya Angelou wolf puzzy dry…
PHRO
I GOT ONE AT MY DESK… BUT WHY THE GOT THE FUKN AC ON WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE?… GOT A BISH NIPS HARD AS FUK!! 
@ YSO – THANK YOU! Gosta go read it!
CANNNNNNNNNDI…
we gonna WIN IT HUNNY!
President Barack Obama likes North Carolina’s chances of winning the NCAA title. Obama picked the Tar Heels to win it all in his 2012 NCAA bracket, which was revealed Wednesday on ESPN. He correctly picked North Carolina to win the 2009 NCAA championship.
@SIS
Bey, Bruno, whatever. It was still bs imo.
KAY
PHRO just dont add anything to the convo if you dont know what old navy is
damn I must got the giggles
*stares @Kaycei*
Tatted & Jenie
@KayCei
@His LOL!
@Candi Indoobutably!
EGO isn’t stingy with his straigth shooter
No one speaks anymore
@ SIS – Don’chu hate that shyt when someone you looked at like FAM try to holla. BACK THEE FCK BACK! You scare me!
@OTB
HE NEVER DID TELL ME… 
WITH HIS PUURTY CHICK ACTING AZZ!! 
kdub
i was just axin someone if Bareezy picked us to win cause he sprinkled some dopeamine on us last time and we won!!!
lemme get my carolina blue sequin cheerleader outfit out
Hey Kaycei/Soul/BigBooty Heffa
I hate how KDUB NEVER SEES ME!
Maya Angelou wolf puzzy dry…
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“Bailiff, there he is right there. Cuff his azz. *Points to Phro*
You catch me err’day while I’m sipping something. Bastid.
@ Jenie – Swear fo’life this bish pimple got a heartbeat. That shyt is breevin’ yo!
kay :wave: <—- new foxy brown cd consisting of 2 tracks
Detective Iheart says:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Sis I bored..
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What you wanna do?
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*raises hand* I wanna see your analysis of all the ladies and what type panties they wear
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I heart… Its not exact yet I gott tweek it a lil….
Laker you know you wearing boy shorts…
And I didnt go anywhere.
@Laker It was blazing saddled when I arrived yesterday,by the time I left I had on a scully..I’m like can a brother get a happy medium.. Men are NOT supposed to have heat flashes!!
@Harlem
SIS YEAH THATS WHAT BUG THE FUK OUT OF ME…I WANT AMIGOS NO BF..OF A FUK… IIIIIM ALLL AAALONE THERE IS NOOO ONE HEEEERE BESIDES MEEE
So umm..I managed to get my hands on one of those Pat Houston candles. Pat gave it to my relative as a gift. It smells real nice too. Now is Bobby K. getting the profits or are Pat and Gary holding it for her future.
PHRO after the allergy debacle of ’09 my ass goes to the doctor and get scrips bc non of those work for me but I never tried Alegra. I HATE YOU WHY YOU GOTTA BRING MAYA’S PUSSY INTO THIS WHY FOR HE DONT LIKE US LAWD WE PRAYED AND PRAYED FOR HIM TO COME BACK AND HE JUST AIN CHIT
Sis, I was put in the Thong/Bikini group but I really belong in the Boy Shorts group.
I bet IGo wears Boxer Briefs. Cause he’s conceited like that.
@KayCei Having snot in the nostrils is unbecoming of a savory person
I received a petition in the mail from Trayvon’s mother asking the DA to investigate his mother. Here’s the link for those interested:
http://www.change.org/petitions/prosecute-the-killer-of-17-year-old-trayvon-martin
*Goes back to her newbie corner*
This post proves that Black people do not value the lives of Black males in general. This two bit hussy’s post already has 139 posts and Trayvon (oh, how you all were so outraged
) has a post that has been up all day and only has 117 responses…not to mention that most of them focused on President Obama.
But carry on…there is no one behind the curtain
Hey Harlem! :wave:
What I do Bad?? You so awfully mean.
:hugs: @KAY
@Harlem Someone else said I should get a prescription too..Might need to look into that..
IGO WRONG… LACE LOW CUT PANTIES…
I HAAAATE THAT SHAIT I ASK MY COWORKER THE OTHER DAY “SAY WHAT TIME DOES MENOOOOPAUSE COME BISH IS COLD BUT THEN 5 MIN LATER I GET HOT” 
NOPE ITS CUZ IM SITTING RIGHT UNDER THE DAM VENT!! 
PHRO
OutsidetheBox says:
So What panty group did IGO put yall in?
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OTB…
Thug chics wear g-stings…
but if I had to guess since I know you will smoke with a dude maybe even hold the heat for him.
Im gonna say…. you wear Boy shorts sometime but you will wear a thong so you can get the ass grabbed.
u can count on this chit like clockwork in a Bey post! #ticktock
@Lakes ….
wassup with you and the shining emo?? *got shining from someone else cuz i havent seen that movie eeeetha*
HARLEM U AINT LUV ME RI…**LOOKS AT BAD** NEVER MIND
This story is crazy and this “Slaughter” lady is even CRAZIER:
A woman accused of stabbing her 6-year-old daughter to death with scissors told police she had been taking a weight-loss product, had trouble sleeping for several days and felt an evil presence before the attack. “Did I kill my daughter? Is she dead?” the 27-year-old woman asked police after she was found Sunday naked, bloody and running barefoot through Las Vegas, according to court documents released Tuesday. Danielle Yvonne Slaughter was hospitalized after she told police that the blood on her hands was from the “lamb of God.” Police said they later found Kyla Franks dead at their home.
Slaughter was held at the Clark County jail pending an initial court appearance Wednesday on a murder charge. It wasn’t immediately clear if she had a lawyer. “There was no rhyme or reason to it,” homicide Lt. Ray Steiber said of the death of the girl. “I don’t think there’s anything that anyone could have anticipated.”
In a police interview recorded early Monday, Slaughter told investigators she had had trouble sleeping since she started taking the weight-loss product Hydroxycut four days earlier, and that she had been feeling “an evil presence” for several days. She said she slept just one hour Saturday night. “Danielle stated that she never felt this way before,” the police report said, adding that she said she wanted to remove the evil from the house. She kept her daughter home from day care that day.
Slaughter told police she and her daughter were sitting on the bed when the girl spoke in “evil words,” laughed “in an evil voice” and clawed and kicked at her. The mother said she picked up scissors and struck the child several times. Steiber said police believe the mother was sleep-deprived and may have been affected by the weight-loss product she had been taking.
Wait, so Hydroxycut makes you want to stab your own child with scissors??? GTFOHWTBS.
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Jacked from Bossip
<*raises Bey's well manicured middle finger*
Why nobody dont ever give us credit for keeping our special brand of fukkery outta decent posts????
I bet IGo wears Boxer Briefs. Cause he’s conceited like that
YEP… and you know it.
@DELETE
Don’t get banned for using to many emoticons. We’d miss your self righteous comments on this silly gossip blog.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Jenie – Swear fo’life this bish pimple got a heartbeat. That shyt is breevin’ yo!
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IHATECHUFORTHISCHITSIS. :WAIL:
Thug chics wear g-stings…
but if I had to guess since I know you will smoke with a dude maybe even hold the heat for him.
Im gonna say…. you wear Boy shorts sometime but you will wear a thong so you can get the ass grabbed.
@Laker
I’ma have to manscape sooner than I would have liked to reduce the sweating..iCant DEAL!!!!!
@Igo “Thug chicks” wear g-strings
they also force you to take “E” haahah!
JMO I LIKES IT
<<PAIN IS OOOH SOO RIGHT!!
<— CAN'T READ ALL THAT! I'LL JUST TAKE KY(MEGATRON LOVA)CAKES WORD THAT IGO IS CONCEITED!
OTB
BIIINGO!!
@ Choco aka Hippie
That story is not important…thaat story is not smart…etc…etc…etc…that story is not about Robot-ce!
PHRO that chit will CHANGE ya life you might even skip through grass and trees just cuz you can
FayBay! gimme hug..
He has you pegged my dear.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYBODY DOING ANYTHING FOR SPRRAANG BREAK?? :poopcorn:
KayCeiSoul says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Jenie – Swear fo’life this bish pimple got a heartbeat. That shyt is breevin’ yo!
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IHATECHUFORTHISCHITSIS. :WAIL:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I CAN’T HEAR IT…SHISSSSSH, WAIT…CAN YOU HEAR IT????
kdub
i was just axin someone if Bareezy picked us to win cause he sprinkled some dopeamine on us last time and we won!!!
lemme get my carolina blue sequin cheerleader outfit out
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In 2009 when they won…I had JUST got the news from the newspaper I was getting laid off at the end of April…my azz went to Franklin Skreet and was like FUGG MY JOB tomorrow…I ain’t gonna have one at the end of April no gatdayum way! I partied like it was 1999, 2009…didn’t get home til 5 a.m.
This time I am going to party and then just drive to work when I am done. Its only 10 minutes away.
Imma smell like a Franklin Street BAR
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IGO WRONG… LACE LOW CUT PANTIES…
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Dang…and I was sooooo sure
Oh well
Think Pink
@Harlem
Your ass aint getting forced to take that E.
*gives you my other half* Chew it.
is it allergies when u wake up and ur eyeballs are swollen to slits?
this only happened to me a few times, right when i moved from north carolina back to houston
Fiance… I love u so
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throws tomatoes* GIT YO ASS OFF THE STAGE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Igo “Thug chicks” wear g-strings they also force you to take “E” haahah!
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YEP…
have you fked up in some hotel room wondering… “how the hell did I get here”
@DoNotDelete
So if we had the “shooting the shyt” type convos that we have in Bey posts in the Trayvonn post, wouldn’t that be somewhat disrespectful or unconcerned????
#honestquestion
#isthissomeoneelsewithaproblemwhenthetopicchanges
@ SIS – ‘OL DUDE WAN’CHU!
@Delete
I guess but I’ve been over Bey every since Beyonce was revealed but for those who are thinking of taking diet pills should read!
“Invisible Children uses film, creativity and social action to end the use of child soldiers in Joseph Kony’s rebel war and restore LRA-affected communities in central Africa to peace and prosperity.”
I know this is not about March Sadness, Robot-ce, or the Critter from the Blue Saloon!
SIS OOOH I SEE A NEW GRAVI
**I KNOW LATE***
FIANCE
I loves ya more
LAKES
<—- smh you just love when I get flucked up huh
Did I miss anything?
*burp*
The Makeup Maven says:
<— CAN'T READ ALL THAT! I'LL JUST TAKE KY(MEGATRON LOVA)CAKES WORD THAT IGO IS CONCEITED!
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DAMN…
FEFE
however dont feed the pigeons at least thats what the signs say in the park 
SIS BUT HIM SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE MY HERMANO… I CANT EVEN LOOK AT HIM THE FUKN SAME…
@OTB @Igo
If she rocks afro puffs I aint getting in the car PERIOD!!!!!
@Candi Probably so lol!
@ CookieMonsterZ,
I signed it earlier!
But I am sure that many up in here are voraciously awaiting another Robot-ce post!
He has you pegged my dear
Close. Eerily close, sis
I prefer pretty lacy things that dont serve a purpose besides decorative. \
I wear no see-ums to work…if I wear boy shorts, they prolly say something ratchet like “da baddest b!tch” or “here comes fun”
And when I’m home its my house coats and dresses…only.
MissHarlem says:
FEFE
however dont feed the pigeons at least thats what the signs say in the park 
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Trayvon (oh, how you all were so outraged ) has a post that has been up all day and only has 117 responses…not to mention that most of them focused on President Obama.
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Oh, so everybody is supposed to use 50-11 emoticons to get their point across these days? People have conversations in certain posts out of respect for the subject.
@HARLEM I DO LIKE THE PAIN
THE VIOLENCE SHE GIVE.. BUT IM BEING ESSTRA GOOD TODAY I CANT AFFORD TO GET 
TODAY..
@CHATTED
It’s not conceit. It’s just an Aries thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Geez louise
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Cookie, the petition link was posted on here this past weekend by Blackbeauty
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Twin you been
@ SIS – You likey my new gravi???
CookieMonsterZ says:
Just got an email from change . org. The family of Trayvon Martin started a petition for the arrest of the person who shot him.
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I got the same email…:applause:
SPRRAANG BREAK
What do you all have planned?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throws tomatoes* GIT YO ASS OFF THE STAGE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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self-righteousness is a disease
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<— CAN'T READ ALL THAT! I'LL JUST TAKE KY(MEGATRON LOVA)CAKES WORD THAT IGO IS CONCEITED!
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DAMN…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No MY words. Those were Megatrons!
@ FeFe,
I am just pointing out the fact that an insignificant be-yotch has a post that has generated over 200 responses as we speak when a SIGNIFICANT MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE IS BEING PLAYED OUT!
@Harlem
#isthissomeoneelsewithaproblemwhenthetopicchanges
LAKES pain is a plus but lets
instead
Delete,
but stop raining on ppl’s parade in this post. It’s a light-hearted topic. I’m curious as to why you picked this post to rant.
@ YSO – I was ALMOST an Aries! :crying1:
MP
is it allergies when u wake up and ur eyeballs are swollen to slits?
this only happened to me a few times, right when i moved from north carolina back to houston
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session or a hangover. Happens at least twice a month. Year round. Ain’t got shat to do with my allergies. Even though I am allergic to everything outside. 
I BLAME it on my allergies tho 
Well for ME its after a
“You Kdub whatssammtta witcho eyes?”
Allergies.
Tichina Arnold is engaged to be married…yes to a man
If she rocks afro puffs I aint getting in the car PERIOD!!!!!
BUT
Well, do you like him
Me thinks there might be something to it, he “knows” you already… Is he sexy girl?
@OTB MY LIL MAN IS ACTUALLY OFF ALREADY… NOT SHAIT WE GOING TO CALI IN JULY
SOO FUK SPRANG BREAK!!
@ SIS – Who don’ pissed you owf???
Phrozen1der says:
@OTB @Igo If she rocks afro puffs I aint getting in the car PERIOD!!!!!
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IDK…
I kinda dig afro puffs… I use to be a sucker for spiral curls.
Oh I stay using the allergy excuse when my eyes dont look “proper”
Yall, I’m late then
Just thought I’d put it out there. I shoulda’ read the comments before I said anything though. I didn’t mean to add fuel to the fire!
@OTB
ion smoke tho
<—folks always trying to tell US what to font
Geez louise
NO CENSORSHIP
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Some seek control since they lack control of their own lives
…yes to a man
You know us to well.
@Naija
@DoNotDelete
Again, I’m trying to see your point given the fact that Bey posts and other celeb posts are fun and relaxed where we get off topic after around comment #67 and just shoot the shyt….if we did that in a Trayvon post that would be seen as disrespectful and rude…
I don’t see how a number of comments symbolizes people’s level of concern about the topic…I mean this IS a gossip blog, not the Huffington Post…
yeah i don’t have to prove how politicall aware or active i am to anyone. yay, u signed a petition, good for u
what else have u done besides sign a petition?
ppl come to the site for different reasons, i don’t come here for breaking news, sports recaps, or political discussions, i go elsewhere
@DELETE
You’re typing the way your Gravi looks. Do you need to lie down for a while?
#Concerned
BFF that can be a form of allergies
Aww chit they going back to cali
YSoSrs says:
@CHATTED
It’s not conceit. It’s just an Aries thing. You wouldn’t understand
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Oh I stay using the allergy excuse when my eyes dont look “proper”
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Maybe it’s a sight case of colic.
Oh for the love of god, please do the opposite of your name
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Oh how I adore cattiness
YALL
I KNOOOW HIM SINCE WE WERE 11.. SO LIKE 12 YEARS.. NOPE NOT SESSY TO ME.. HE DO GOT LOTS OF HO3S THO.. SO IT MIGHT BE JUST ME I DONT LIKE HIM LIKE THAT… 
THEN GON ASK “SO U CANT TXT BACK?” I UNCOMFORTABLE WTF AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY AFTER “HUH.. U PLAYIG RIGHT.. BRUH I DONT EVEN SEE YOU LIKE THAT STOP PLAYING.. LOL”
@IGo Are you 40?
Cause those styles to me makes me think she doesn’t shave down below,or under her arms…Too hot for all that…Spiral curls = greasy pillows..#WeOffThat
*slight
@ SIS – DON’T ANSWER!
#concerned
BLAME IT ON THE ALLERGIES AND ME FEELING SLEEPY BUT DELETE MISS US AND GO TO ANOTHER POST ALL THIS CHIT IS NOT NECESSARY. WE ALL SHOOTING THE CHIT AND HERE YOU COME. DAMN WITH YOUR FUN SNACTHING HAVING ASS GO THAT AWAY
candibfly says:
ion smoke tho
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Me either…
I use to be a sucker for spiral curls
Now what kinda panteez do I font like?
Maybe it’s a sight case of colic.
*chokes* Agrk ahfvdahvlajvljvcpeaomvvm
Gawd i cant stop laughing. I know I look a heaving fewl.
Spiral curls = greasy pillows
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*throws a typewrite* go home phro!
CookieMonsterZ says:
Oh I stay using the allergy excuse when my eyes dont look “proper”
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Maybe it’s a sight case of colic.
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YSO & Choco
I HATE PHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And I will neva be off of that
JMO says:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YOU KNOW I HATE’CHU RIGHT!
Let’s shoot for a cool thousand!
SIS
NOBODY…REALLY A NOBODY… 
Spiral curls = greasy pillows
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Yeah, ion do spiral curls!
PHRO
COOKIE
you aint right
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo Are you 40?
Cause those styles to me makes me think she doesn’t shave down below,or under her arms…Too hot for all that…Spiral curls = greasy pillows..#WeOffThat
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Tatted
Woop! Woop!
@Delete look colic-ky. That chit is catching, @Delete you gotta be prepared!
:wave: <—expired Monistat packs.
:wave: <—melted Whipfinity. That is for internal consumption. You lick it until your eyes match.
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo Are you 40?
Cause those styles to me makes me think she doesn’t shave down below,or under her arms…Too hot for all that…Spiral curls = greasy pillows..#WeOffThat
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Oh I see @Laker….
Hrrrm, yeah just ignore the txt, it’s wasted (or waisted 
) energy IMO.
Then if you ever see/hear from him later just say “oh boy I thought you were joking, remember you slept with my friends Maria & Lisa (or whomever). Put the follishness right back in his court… IMO
@ SIS – I see, I see!
IGo Are you 40? Cause those styles to me makes me think she doesn’t shave down below,or under her arms…Too hot for all that…Spiral curls = greasy pillows..#WeOffThat
^^^^^^^^^^^^ TEEEE AAAMO PPHROOO!!
SIS OH TOO LATE..
look don’t hate on the spiral curls, lady on the metro had a french roll in the back, spiral curls on top and some bangs, u couldn’t tell her she wasn’t fly!
Now what kinda panteez do I font like
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You wear mens whitey tightys
So who will go to the Superbowl next year?
How ’bout dem Lakers?
MissHarlem says:
BLAME IT ON THE ALLERGIES AND ME FEELING SLEEPY BUT DELETE MISS US AND GO TO ANOTHER POST ALL THIS CHIT IS NOT NECESSARY. WE ALL SHOOTING THE CHIT AND HERE YOU COME. DAMN WITH YOUR FUN SNACTHING HAVING ASS GO THAT AWAY
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Hello there pumpkinseed!
I see that you’re really concerned too.
But for real, I think we just gave a troll a tasty meal. Dammit.
Auntie, 284 wants you to delete them
@YALL FOR A MINUTE I DID THIS
HOW SHE KNOW HE DONE FUKD LISA.. 
NAW HE ON IGNORE MODE UNTIL HIM GET THEM NASTY THOUGHTS OF HIM HEAD… OR IM TELLING HIS MAMA!! HHHMMPH!! **DIALS MAMA WILSON**
wtf be gawns up in hea?
Why yes I do Choco
@
YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME SICK, THO, RIGHT?! 
…almost at 300!
TATTED
Cool! 400 coming up in 5, 4, 3, 2, …..
Why yes I do Choco
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I knew it
I vote to tell his Mama yo
LOL Lisa
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Hop on yall, let’s goo
Delete is really a BeyBot sent to keep us in here to get comment numbers up. Can’t believe we fell for it.
TATTED all I need right now is your infamous sentence keep reaching for the stars………. FINISH EM *mortal kombat voice*
That meal consisted of an energy bar for real!
@DELETEMYBITTERAZZ LAKERS HUH?? :stop: U KNOW HOW THEY DOING..
BYE
Delete me for what?
Where is the block feature??
@yallcray *oh my what a tiny pig you have*…I like that Geico commercial with the piggy crying wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #randomashell
DELETE how many tomatoes I gotta throw at yo ass BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bounce or lurk that simple.
@ Harlem –
OMG! I NEVER see you go in on ANYONE! That was rather, shall I say………..DELIGHTFUL! 
@ !*LaKErSKeEZER@*!
I don’t know if the Lakers will make it to the Superbowl. Maybe the Celtics????
@PHRO
The same place the reply feature is.
so nobody wanna fill me in?
i really hate ya’ll
Choco aka Hippie says:
Why yes I do Choco
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I knew it
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I even try to pee through the slit too
@YALL GIRL IF I CALL HIS MAMA ALL SHE GOING TO SAY IS “GIRL U KNOW HE IS CRAZY.. ALL THAT DAM GRASS IN HIS SYSTEM **WEED** DONT KNOW WTF HE TALKN BOUT ROLLING GRASS IN PAPER BAGS AND SHAIT”
Cuz you’ll NEVER be one! *dropsmic*
*whispers* stop talking to it, it’s not even making sense anymore
@Yso
. O
^^^^yes it applies sometimes!
I bet she glues wigs to forehead
#baldheadedhoesneedlovetooyall
The Makeup Maven
You see my message this morning?
@ HIS – see, last time I filled’cho azz in, you dipped out and I called called a Thusie (Suzy) of the group! But here gooooes,
Delete is pissed that we ain’t tom’bout more IMPO’TANT shyt and your fiance told them to exit the stage, then threw tomatoes at THEM and then said “reach for the stars” to which I finished “cuz you’ll NEVER be one!”
THEN I DROPPED THE MIC!
*takes bref*
Who just beat me in WWF? Naijia or JMO
OTB
that needs a disclaimer at the end or something.
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo Are you 40? Cause those styles to me makes me think she doesn’t shave down below,or under her arms…Too hot for all that…Spiral curls = greasy pillows..#WeOffThat
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Nah Im not 40 yet… but my spiral curl phase was a looooonnnnggg time ago.
Fi, you know it’s about to bring up the O
Uhh ohhh, somebody, quick, gimme a Laker’s dictionary, I needs to be ready and ish
TATTED I rarely go in on someone but I dont have patience and add this bs today I cant. *picks up mic TATTED dropped and point it to the crowd* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
white font on that heaux.
FUK AND U~!!!!
I bet she glues wigs to forehead
#baldheadedhoesneedlovetooyall
and even more so @ Fe acting like the mean girl
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@Cali *raises hand*
*stands back&holds SON’s James Brown cape till she’s ready to exit the stage*
:hugs: @HARLEM
I need you to actually be sht. So cut it out.
white font on that heaux.
STOP BEING BULLIES LEAVE DELETE ALONE 
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I really am not concerned
The moment when a group is laughin and having fun and the wack one steps in and all faces turn into frowns. Sounds familiar but nah I wont give no mo life you are officially in stealth mode
I let you win, cause it was your birthday yesterday sips
<<—- Tea
@YALL
FUKS THAT I DONT FEEL LIKE E-ARGUING TODAY.. PLUS I HATE SPELL CHECKING!! 
<<ME CUSSING THE THING OUT!!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….what I miss?
yallcrazy says:
I use to be a sucker for spiral curls
Now what kinda panteez do I font like?
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yall… you gotta a goofy side
Its cool though
Im still not sure if you dont have those days of the week panties… but IF I had to guess
Boy shorts… cause they in
and you wiil bikini it up from time to time.
you like lace dont you?
I had 3 letters left
SIGH ok ok YSO needs me to be chit so Im gonna chill *stands up and exits stage with my JB cape on*
candibfly says:
look don’t hate on the spiral curls, lady on the metro had a french roll in the back, spiral curls on top and some bangs, u couldn’t tell her she wasn’t fly!
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Business in the front, party in the back! lol
@IGo I wanna play…do me next
HARLEM STOP THROWING ALL THEM MATTERS OUT THERE!! I CAN MAKE SOME FRESH SALSA WITH THAT SHAIT!!
#DONTWASTENADA
@Choco
I think that’s almost what folks WANT! So I’m gonna be the mean girl today! Shyt!
My thing is WTF can’t folks just come in the thread and join in on the convo instead of telling muthafukkas what the fukk to talk about!
SHYT!
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….what I miss?
SR HATE but you still here so scroll on up! (PRICES RIGHT)
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….what I miss?
The tornado to Oz?
@CHOCO
I’m not concerned either. Delete made his/her/itself the focus of this post and now he/she/it has to deal with it.
Don’t give my ignant ass a target cause I damn sure will take aim.
@mocha that style was popular when I was in high school but black folks didn’t call it a mullett…I think they called it mushroom???
MOCHA
HEEEEEWOO SKRANGER HOW WE DOING TODAY??
@ Ebestie – No, what’chu say???
Days of the week drawls?
*thinking about Ma’am’s little chubby ass in her’s*
*looks thru laker dictionary*
matters = tomatoes
#helpful
FeFe says:
@Choco
I think that’s almost what folks WANT! So I’m gonna be the mean girl today! Shyt!
My thing is WTF can’t folks just come in the thread and join in on the convo instead of telling muthafukkas what the fukk to talk about!
SHYT!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY! THIS IS BAAAAAAAAAAAD!
My thing is WTF can’t folks just come in the thread and join in on the convo instead of telling muthafukkas what the fukk to talk about!
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Evidently the feeling of family is strong in here but not restricted if ya catch my drift!
FEFE
FUK THAT PUTO MAAAAN LETS KEEP THE NAKID PANTY FIESTA GOING!! 
<<lace panties!! COOOMANDO IT IS!! NOW WHO SKRIPN??
My nails are growing long and strong.
My nails…my nails…all day long!
Hmmmm….maybe I should start a new Dr. Seuss series?
I Go There says:
yallcrazy says:
I use to be a sucker for spiral curls
Now what kinda panteez do I font like?
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yall… you gotta a goofy side
Its cool though
Im still not sure if you dont have those days of the week panties… but IF I had to guess
Boy shorts… cause they in
and you wiil bikini it up from time to time.
you like lace dont you?
#mondaytuesdaywednesdaythrusdayfriday 
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You stupid Ha
I am a goofball
I do like lacey boyshort 
&I’ll thong it up before I bikini it up 
The mood hit me…but someting like
Wigle Wigle it Work Dat thang.
Yeah something like that.
@Tatted
I’m over it now…just had to type that because it seems like a common trend around here lately and I still have yet to see why people GIVE A FUKK so much about what other people are talking about!
But it wanted to be a star and we granted its wish….so yeah, next….
Don’t give my ignant ass a target cause I damn sure will take aim.
Aiiite soooo we got allergies, PMS maybe- Aunt Mary going on this week 
I wanna know 
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@CANDI AWWW YOU DOES LUV ME
**GETS U THE 2012 COPY OF THE LAKEZ DICKTIONARY WITH NEW WORDS SUCH AS ESSSPLODE**
SR HATE but you still here so scroll on up! (PRICES RIGHT)
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Now that was funty
LAKES you right I said I was gonna chill. If I ever went in the way I really it will cry and call for me to be banned so lemme chill my ass on out.
MATTERS=Tomatoes
#helpful
@FeFe did you do a birdcage or veil #RandomAsHellQuestion
Ooooooooo….help me…these internet bullets are piercing my main artery!
NaijaGal says:
@IGo I wanna play…do me next
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I could have took that sooo many places.. but okay
lets see
from what I see
you just might not wear any underwear
but Ill go with
you migh like thos low cut joints…. but you will wear the boy shorts just to hug your azz. you got thongs but you dont wear as much anymore.
My gods…I really think we have another Pillow Sham here. *sigh*
@ Ebestie – You were tryna to EGG me on ta twerk sumfin???
My nails are growing long and strong.
My nails…my nails…all day long!
Hmmmm….maybe I should start a new Dr. Seuss series?
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I mean you don’t have to take my advice but I mean don’t you wanna just be kool its like you are eggn chit on – and a lot of folks not feeling it – just being neutral is all! Maybe
Drake opens up about dealing with sex, getting lots of it, and the detachment of emotions.
There’s just a time where it was like, just getting p-ssy. Where I was in that sort of ‘I’m young, I’m going to disconnect from my emotions and just do what everyone else tells me I should do and just be a rapper and have my fun.’ And for me as a person, it just doesn’t work. I just need something else. The seconds after a man reaches climax, that’s like the realest moment of your life. If I don’t want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there’s something wrong.
NaijaGal says:
@IGo I wanna play…do me next
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Dat sound nasty. Just wait cause I’ll be done with him shortly. But most of the time I do 4 or 5 at the same time
@Naija
A veil…
@ Fe – Noooo – don’t fold unda tha pressha! You no mean!
But that wasnt bullying?
Coming in here being self-righteous and condescending?
Hrm.
<—blonde roast
@DELETE
Then bleed out and spare us all. Please and thanks.
EVERONE BLAME CANDI she asked for a floppy replacement
u see how SR treats us, throws up a bey post and leaves for the afternoon
floppy, is that you?
@Naija
So I see Drake is still trying to convince us that he’s straight…
Nasty ass Cali
Who cares? Pile on the wagon…it is a blog folks…ok…sorry it is YOUR life!
YSO :2dance: LETS GET RATCHET DAM IT!!! WHY WE LETTING THE THING **THROWS AN EMPTY GLASS BOTTLE AT IT** RUIN THE SESS **IN LAKEZ 2012 DICKTIONAY** TALK!!
DoNotDeleteMe says:
My nails are growing long and strong.
My nails…my nails…all day long!
Hmmmm….maybe I should start a new Dr. Seuss series?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OTB :fistbump:
GETS U THE 2012 COPY OF THE LAKEZ DICKTIONARY WITH NEW WORDS SUCH AS ESSSPLODE**
I can’t how about azzplode!
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NaijaGal says:
@FeFe did you do a birdcage or veil #RandomAsHellQuestion
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Love the birdcage look…
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@Ebestie – Standing there, thought u was about to drop like it was HOTT!
:2dance: <–skipping to the lou my darlin'
CALI
U AINT GREET A BISH TODAY!! WTF IS UP WITH THAT YO!!
Then bleed out and spare us all. Please and thanks.
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OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That hurwt
@IGo said…you will wear the boy shorts just to hug your azz. you got thongs but you dont wear as much anymore.
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…but I do wear underwear everyday
QUESTION – DID I JUS ESSPLAIN AGAIN TO HISSSS WHAT WAS GOINS’ ON ‘ROUN HEAH AND SHE DIPS AGAIN, THUS MAKING ME A THUSIE AGAIN???
I’M DONE BEING THUSIE FOR NUTTIN!
@LAKER
It is officially on my Nignore List until further notice.
thank u Tatted
@FeFe he did say he needed something else besides pussy so ummmm yeah
The seconds after a man reaches climax, that’s like the realest moment of your life. If I don’t want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there’s something wrong.
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He aint lying
lmaoooooo @Tatted. i made it back in time *whew*
but my question got skipped about what else have u done besides sign an online petition and yell at folks on SR for not posting 500 comments
400+ post in 45mins?! Aint NON-NA Yall working.
@ Ebestie
<—- GUESS NICKI'S AZZ SHOTS WOH OWF! 
Choco,
some ppl must get off on starting drama.
Shyt seems pretty pathetic to goat folks into talking to you.
*cues Delight’s I’M BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT*
IIIIIIIII couldn’t ask for another
@Naija
Drakes momma knows her son likes a lot of suga
@THUSIE
Aw…come here… :hugs:
ESSPLAIN… FIZZ…WAJUWAND<< LAKEZ DICKTIONARY… GET IT WHILIE ITS HOT!!
Since we bullies..*ties hair back and jumps in*
Whats up CD
<— WASN'T A THUSIE FO' NUTTIN' THIS TIME!
@Cookie
Problem is I was really tryn to stay out of it but you know how SR it’s CONTAGIOUS
is this thing on…?
@Tatted
I wanna call you Thusie is this okay?
The seconds after a man reaches climax, that’s like the realest moment of your life. If I don’t want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there’s something wrong.
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He aint lying
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That explains so much. Interesting..
@Laker – Sorry bew
@ya’ll –
:wave:
Gotta run….
Probably some big fat(or skinny) bully bish
OK…I am gone for the day!
I made my point!
NaijaGal says:
@FeFe he did say he needed something else besides pussy so ummmm yeah
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When folks have something to prove they talk about it all the time and feel the need to inform people of the topic whenever they get the chance…
Ever notice how much Diddy and Kanye talk about how they always need a bunch of women around them all the time and are addicted to sex with a lot of women and what not???
Yeah….
I fought a good fight!
DELETE
WHAT U NO GOOD
i can hear u HIS
I ran a good race!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Tatted
I wanna call you Thusie is this okay?
this btch is so polite
@IGo
Nothing much just keeping my hands clean and my mind dirty but I wont you bother you with all that today CD
@ OTB…..I was trying to text you. the bag was ok.
I just had the BEST club sandwich EVER and I didn’t nobody near me 15 secs into or after it.
#FatGirlMoment
I have to pee!
Good night!
Drake is not gay. He’s just in touch with his feelings. No sarcasm. Women aren’t used to seeing black men like that so that automatically makes him suspect to some.
I’m making sure my boys will be in touch with their feelings as well. Their future mates will appreciate me for it I hope.
Ummmm, no you didn’t!!!
DoNotDeleteMe says:
I fought a good fight!
Laker what Are you getting me for my Birthday?
CALI WHY THAK YOU
<<RUBS A CHICHI OR TWO!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Since we bullies..*ties hair back and jumps in*
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The seconds after a man reaches climax, that’s like the realest moment of your life. If I don’t want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there’s something wrong.
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Hey now
Lets keep this text fonting!
YSO how about indefinitely
CANDI
<—- really sowwy ok you right however you spoke it into existence
@ YSO – CD & JMO aka
CALLED ME A THUSIE! :crying1:
CookieMonsterZ says:
The seconds after a man reaches climax, that’s like the realest moment of your life. If I don’t want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there’s something wrong.
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He aint lying
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That explains so much. Interesting..
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what does it explain
im curious.
@YSo
Gay and bi-sexual are two TOTALLY different things….
thank u Candi
oh i see, my question is getting ignored because the answer is NOTHING
speaking of drake, i need to get my eyebrows done, it looks like two caterpillars are chillin above my eyelids
WAJUWAND = What you want?
I need to start studying my Dickshanary again.
IGO
IDK… WHAT U WANT??
YSoSrs says:
Drake is not gay. He’s just in touch with his feelings. No sarcasm. Women aren’t used to seeing black men like that so that automatically makes him suspect to some.
I’m making sure my boys will be in touch with their feelings as well. Their future mates will appreciate me for it I hope.
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Well said.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Tatted
I wanna call you Thusie is this okay?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*sniffles* YEEEES
who’s a bi?
ya lil nasties… *wags finger:
YSO SEE BISH U BEEN READING UR LAKEZ DICKTIONARY
I NEED MORE FREENDZ LIKE U!!
Bad Influence says:
DoNotDeleteMe says:
I fought a good fight!
____________________________
this btch is so polite
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I do… not becuz of any resemblance I just like giving folks my own name ie EGO, Lolita, APHRO
Imma be like @ Thusie and she gone be like
THUSIE, THUSIE, THUSIE you see me fonting
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
Nothing much just keeping my hands clean and my mind dirty but I wont you bother you with all that today CD
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Gee Thanks… LOL
DoNotDeleteMe says:
I fought a good fight!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YOU ARE GIVING ME LIFE TODAY!
THAAANK YOU!
Hissy!
I
a man who is in tune with his feelings…
On the other topic, Drake just gives off a vibe to me…
…I could be wrong…there are men who I crush on hard with and my friends think they are gay, so yeah… 
*sniffles* YEEEES
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:2dance:
Ask Change if I can call her Royce please
For real
@LAKER
Any time chica. :2dance:
@ Slikka than Glass – You can call me Thusie!
Laker
IDK… maybe I get you to model some of those low cuts for me.
you think you could swing that?
@IGo
No probs, I’m keeping it strictly PG 13. Take care CD
DIMPZ
Frenchie!
CANDI
me too but Im waxing today 
@ Slikka than Glass – You can call me Thusie!
me 
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Okay now can I flirt with you occassionally you know like motorboat boobs or will Royce
Is it safe now?
@MRS. FENTY
Why are you ending all your comments with a statement to yourself? Your wifie got you on that sht now too?
@IGo so if you don’t want the chick around what do you do….tell her to have a good night, hand her her clothes, roll over???? what???
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
No probs, I’m keeping it strictly PG 13. Take care CD
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You crazy as hell…
I like that
TATTED that was slick I likes
I peeped that…you know who you are
IGO OH WE CAN DO THAT… I GOT A COUPLE OF NEW LACE RED PANTIES JUST FOR YOU…
<<<EH NOT REALLY
CD WHY U BEING GOOD AND INNOCENT TODAY?? **TOUCHES UR FOREHEAD** U SICK??
YSoSrs says:
@MRS. FENTY
Why are you ending all your comments with a statement to yourself? Your wifie got you on that sht now too?
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Oh gawwddd!
@YALL
It’s never really safe here on SR.
@Yso
Yo ass is crazy but nah the nickname I gave IGO are those same initials
Have yall ever met a man stingy with his peen
Nope neither have I
what does it explain
im curious.
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I’m going to try hard not to overshare..
But in a certain position I like to get down, if you will, right after.. I noticed last time that he pulled me in for a few seconds before I could do that. And it happens every time in others. I didn’t think anything odd of it, but when you said that it made sense.
OOH CHIT
HMMM SUMPTING AINT RIGHT… 
EH FUK IT ITS THE END OF THE DAY.. SEE YALL NASTY HEFFAS **ALA GOLD ROD** TOMORROW!!
LAKES!
Have yall ever met a man stingy with his peen
Nope neither have I
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Aww chit this is too easy
*le sigh* @Yso
cd=charismatic dyck
@MRS. FENTY
Oh. Cause I was finna stage and e-tervention for your ass.
Dimpz! gimme some tit bew
bye Lakes
@Yall
The “C” actually stands for Chocolate fool
**RUNS BACK TO MUULESST WIFIE** :hunch:
Aww chit this is too easy
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Warrrriorrrrrs come out and plaaaayyyyyy
Hissy! *hops in your lap topless*
NaijaGal says:
@IGo so if you don’t want the chick around what do you do….tell her to have a good night, hand her her clothes, roll over???? what???
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You just cant tell her goodnight and be mean an shait… but you do have that thought of “maybe this one wasnt the right one” or its just alot of emotions that come up… Its kinda like buyers remorse for lack of a better term…. you get and you have it but you like damn that might have been to big a price to pay…. but Im not some hard no feeling type dude… some can do it and not have a feeling in the world.
and sometimes I can seperate the two and keep it moving but its not often.
Oh cd=conceited dik
Dimpz! gimme some tit bew
Just like that huh!
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DIMPLEZZZZZZZZZZZZ YOU ROCK!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IGO OH WE CAN DO THAT… I GOT A COUPLE OF NEW LACE RED PANTIES JUST FOR YOU… <<<EH NOT REALLY
CD WHY U BEING GOOD AND INNOCENT TODAY?? **TOUCHES UR FOREHEAD** U SICK??
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*Red is my favorite color
keep you shoes on.
Oh CD, I see now
Hey Dimplez
whats up
Don’t talk about his dck. It gets shy and sht.
#Helpful
CD FENTY says:
@IGo
No probs, I’m keeping it strictly PG 13. Take care CD
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but why
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IGO OH WE CAN DO THAT… I GOT A COUPLE OF NEW LACE RED PANTIES JUST FOR YOU… <<<EH NOT REALLY
CD WHY U BEING GOOD AND INNOCENT TODAY?? **TOUCHES UR FOREHEAD** U SICK??
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*Red is my favorite color
keep you shoes on.
#you'rewelcome
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Or boots
:wave: Hey Choco!
What? It’s His! How could I turn HER down?
@Dimpz
Really tho???? have you heard about my esteem of self
EGO EGO EGO – he like when we talk about HIS ONE EYED MONSTER
@MP
Not PG for the blog but PG for IGo. I kinda got the feeling I was riding him (pun intended) to much about showing that CD. Dont want to be called out for Erassing someone for a lil e-dick pleasure
CookieMonsterZ says:
what does it explain
im curious.
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I’m going to try hard not to overshare..
But in a certain position I like to get down, if you will, right after.. I noticed last time that he pulled me in for a few seconds before I could do that. And it happens every time in others. I didn’t think anything odd of it, but when you said that it made sense.
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Yeah its just the way we are wired…
Its not that we dont like you its just that in those 15 secconds after…for a split second… not even that. We are thinking GTFAFM… but it goes away and we good. But it does happen.
@DIMPZ
The Baddest Bew won’t be neglected or denied.
She is older than 7 weeks, its March 14th!
@YSO
I really need to go home!
Yep and then it will get mad and spit at you
SANDRA WHY DO YOU TAMPER WITH PEOPLE’S AGE? THAT CHILD IS 9 WEEKS OR 2MONTHS WHICH EVER YOU PERFER….
@CHOCO
Yes you do!
PREFER
Choco is having a moment i see
CD FENTY says:
@MP
Not PG for the blog but PG for IGo. I kinda got the feeling I was riding him (pun intended) to much about showing that CD. Dont want to be called out for Erassing someone for a lil e-dick pleasure
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CD it was cool… really and besides thats how we do.
I think it just took off and folks started perceiving it as something else.
Like I was standing out in the Superman pose like
Talk about my dyyyyyyycccccckkkkkkk
and that wasnt the case.
Hey Igo… Nothing much. Ready to go home but got 2 1/2 more hours in this piece. *blows bangs up*
I hear of men saying if a women is try is willy nilly with the cotton candy, they may say NO Ma’M Pam.
Choco is having a moment i see
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That’s cuz Ise Nigra
@YGO
No that was not the case. You were wearing your Clark Kents demanding that we talk about your golden rod. Not the same thing at all. :coffee::
@Cali
and my name aint no damn PAM
Explain to me girl what again
MP
yallcrazy says:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IGO OH WE CAN DO THAT… I GOT A COUPLE OF NEW LACE RED PANTIES JUST FOR YOU… <<<EH NOT REALLY
CD WHY U BEING GOOD AND INNOCENT TODAY?? **TOUCHES UR FOREHEAD** U SICK??
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*Red is my favorite color
keep you shoes on.
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Or boots #you'rewelcome
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yes the CFM boots work everytime….
Laker are you getting this babe
who in the ham phat is ms. delete?
Muncho, come get yo girl yo
@ISO
Thanks… thats totally different
Its not that we dont like you its just that in those 15 secconds after…for a split second… not even that.
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I was taken off-guard bc I was like, why does he want to cuddle right now. I know that’s nice and all, but I was too hot for all of that.
The recapper needs a recap; went to a meeting come back we over 500 posts.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey Igo… Nothing much. Ready to go home but got 2 1/2 more hours in this piece. *blows bangs up*
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I like that tatt man I got to get a nother one… maybe 3 more and Im done.
That’s cuz Ise Nigra
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Rolls around in the dirt with Choco ala “Queen”
Damnit Choco…It’s hard to keep up and work. I don’t know how to xplain it any simpler…Some men don’t want puzz thrown at them.
Who you throwin puzzay to?
CookieMonsterZ says:
Its not that we dont like you its just that in those 15 secconds after…for a split second… not even that.
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I was taken off-guard bc I was like, why does he want to cuddle right now. I know that’s nice and all, but I was too hot for all of that.
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I feel ya
@ Choco – we can’t do the flirt or motorboat thing….NOT A GOOD IDEA!
@Cali
I don’t throw Nichole to no one I was really talkn about a peen shot! I don’t have them problems
@ Choco – we can’t do the flirt or motorboat thing….NOT A GOOD IDEA!
@ Thusie Okay 
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Thank you at IGo :fistbump:
Oh and I love @His
And @Lakes
caligirl says:
at Choco
I hear of men saying if a women is try is willy nilly with the cotton candy, they may say NO Ma’M Pam.
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Thats interesting… I never thought about it.
Choco, you just give me the
sign 
when you wanna *whispers* flirt, and I will do it on the sly for you 
Rolls around in the dirt with Choco ala “Queen”
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@KDUB
We were doing fine; same old sht about Beyonce not looking/acting/breathing like a real mother when DoNotDeleteMe aka Floppy II comes in talking bout it’s a shame that that post about the boy getting murdered by that cracka ass neighborhood watch fella got less posts than this here one.
Harlem started throwing tomatoes at it and Fefe was trying to talk nicely to it while I was telling it to take it’s troll ass off somewhere to starve but in the end it got what it wanted and declared itself the winner of the fight that never actually happened.
So, you ain’t miss that much.
This thread is on life support moving like molasses on my computer…
‘kay, I’m out folks….have a great evening!
@Yall
wink: wink: 
Thanks cause I missed the 1st 400 posts.
slow as molasses
I have some tea which post should I post it in its about Melo
Yso, “it’s” probably bruised up too because it was fighting itself and ish
@DIMPZ
You’re welcome.
@CHOCO
Maybe the Solange post?
Tea?!
<—–True North Almond/Pecan Crunch
*looks at Yso, then at clock, and back at Yso*
Tick, tock, 15 mins til
if I don’t see a username sometime soon.
Damn. You and Fayla is serious about that huh?
No more learning today,and now it’s cold in here @Laker…. GAT DAMN!!!! I think the stat goes from HOT as HELL to ROCK HARD NIPS!!!
@YSO,
what post are ya in?
half pint if you looking for yso she in the post below
but you aint hear that from me
SNITCH!!
yallcrazy says:
Muncho, come get yo girl yo
WHO DAT???
Okay I have
about my bootleg coworkers enough. 
YOU, the one who comes in here all factual and ish
Fonting like your feelings are hurt on a daily basis, just plain mad because she typed a different age.
I truly hope that you are being fed from their pockets because otherwise you seem nutso…
We know that one a B post comes up you and floppy post nonsense to Sandra
IMO of course.
*once
Wow Blue Ivy sure is TALL for a seven week old. Im six feet and my baby (now 14 and 5’10) was a taller than the usual child and she wasnt that long at 2 months but hey….its Bey!
Oh and i’ll repost this here cause i aint got nothing better to do
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so is this you @DELETEME
Jacked from Sandra’s Twitter
Kierra Jerold ? @coldcockkimmie
@SandraRose I’m really saddened that your Beyonce post receives more chit chat than your Trayvon post…smh.
:putnam:
yallcrazy says:
YOU, the one who comes in here all factual and ish
Fonting like your feelings are hurt on a daily basis, just plain mad because she typed a different age.
I truly hope that you are being fed from their pockets because otherwise you seem nutso…
We know that one a B post comes up you and floppy post nonsense to Sandra
IMO of course.
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YOU SEEM PRETTY PRESSED ABOUT TWO WOMEN YOU DON’T KNOW PERSONALLY. UNLIKE YOU AND OTHERS, I AM NOT ON HER POSTING EVERYDAY. I DON’T COMMENT ON PEOPLE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOR THOSE WHO DON’T INTEREST ME. WHEAT BEYONCE EAT DON’T MAKE ME SHYT. I DON’T COME ONLINE TO TRY TO JUDGE PEOPLE, THAT IS NOT MY JOB, I DON’T GET PAID FOR BASHING PEOPLE. WHEN I DO POST SOMETHING IT IS EITHER COMMON KNOWLEDGE OR THE TRUTH AS HAVE READ IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND YOU ANOTHER HOBBY, AND STOP FOLLOWING MY FONT. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHAT I TYPE SHOULD HAVE NO BEARING ON YOUR LIFE. OK GOODBYE.
WHEAT BEYONCE EAT DON’T MAKE ME SHYT.
*holds in laughter* SHIDDDDD You sure could’ve fooled me
I actually look forward ( I
laughing!)to what you post in the B 
ce posts
#makethemfolkslineyourpockets