Morning Wood: Serge Ibaka

K I T A

Ermahgawd! A selfie! What if my kids see you!

I think she was fair game…I know strippers with a busier work schedule
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NEGRO GONE!

ERMAHGAWD

I heard skinty women s’pose to be deep. A couple dudes tole me dat.
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You know what I heard this before too!!

Keri you lucky summa bish. I dont do monstorus d!ck. But i see the appeal.

NOPE
He’s
Free
BallIn
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I dont carr for free ballers. So weird. Doesnt clothing lining chafe yall pieces? Males?

I’m here Jax! I slept thru my bday, woke up, made tacos and baked myself a cake…took a huge shot of tequila and woke up at 6:30am and moved from the bed to couch.
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Cupled with that rest today, you done got right spoiled.

What did the kiddos do for you? Lots of homemade goodies? Lawd them kids be killing me with that stuff..

IDK…. but I wear draws. I hate nipple chaffing. Why the fcuk do men have nipples for anyway.
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Lil kids made me cards, Boy Gyps had a rough day cause remember their dad died last year on my bday so I was checking on him all day. Big girl Gyps, got me the cutest scarf,sunglasses and bouquet of flowers.
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!! Thats right. He sure did pass last year this time. You such a good mama, Gyp. It reflects in your kids.

One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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Well alright. ‘d for the wordplay.

THEY *points* be throwing the word around all loud and wrong smh

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No we re-purposed the word cause you mofos aint chit

They are for decoration so men wont feel left out
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:eyeroll: My ex-married man. He loves to have his stimulated. Chit used to turn me awf. IDK why. I used to be like fewl im the woman.

@Aunt Tea Ive been told to :stop:

These big duck experts say its a dack cause they drooling.

“she looks like a raw bratwurst. I’m just sayin’”
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From the mouths of babes. I know what they look like so im extra tickeled.

CAN YOU SAY FREE BALL!!!
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LuVie had to school me on it

OTB…lean to the side and look…u know the Bob Whitfield view
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I did @Ty! I even went to other sites.

If thats that man d!ck I have to come to terms with how Keri is dealing with that…also how is she dealing with it in an aroused state if this is lax? I think its a combo of pic, lighting, and wind or something.

Otherwise this nigga standing up there with a hard d!ck hugging another man.

JUST CAUSE MA CHIT It wont working.

I cant tell my MAMA ole boy had enough dack to snake out her sink.

She gonna thank Imma ponk.

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KAPOOYA KAPOOYA

Baby when I saw that shat I WAILED. You hear me? WAILED!

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Man, those jokers was BIG!! Size of a quarter dog gone! And then when she tombout she called her mama

so maybe it’s just thick like that while soft
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True. He is young and getting it. I know they wear cups when playing right? Otherwise jit sizing up everybody on them fast breaks..

You was cute to for a sec @BigSisterGorgeousOne.

Its back. Dont worry.

Everythang

I sure did. Im STILL laughing at yall plan. Keep me posted.

ermahgawd