In Case You Missed It: Being Mary Jane, starring Gabrielle Union

Being Mary Jane

The TV movie “Being Mary Jane,” starring Gabrielle Union and Omari Hardwick, aired last night on BET Network. Union, 40, plays a successful TV news anchor who believes her job, her salary and her material possessions are her biggest achievements in life. But she fails at maintaining a stable relationship with a man. Like most high achievers, Mary Jane believes a man is the missing piece of her puzzle and that she deserves a man to make her life complete.

Being Mary Jane

“Being Mary Jane” is a microcosm of urban life; featuring a strong black woman who supports her entire family, including her sick mother, her pregnant teenage niece, and her unemployed brother and his Caucasian baby mama, who all live together in the same house. “Having babies cannot be your biggest achievement in life,” she scolds her teenage niece who is 8 months pregnant with her second child. Her niece’s boyfriend also knocked up another girl who is 6 months pregnant.

Eventually Mary Jane, the ultimate achiever, realizes that her dreams of meeting a man who will Love only her — and no other woman (or man) are unrealistic. So she plots to “steal” a man’s sperm to impregnate herself. Mary Jane is a 40-year-old single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.

“Being Mary Jane” will air as a series on BET in Network in January 2014.



 


326 Responses to “In Case You Missed It: Being Mary Jane, starring Gabrielle Union”

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    Betamax82 says:

    I actually enjoyed what I saw last night with this show

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    Its blocked here but my mentor gave excellent commentary on this. I will check it out when I get home :tea:

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    Ty says:

    I only caught 20 min. but I taped it :coffee: WTH was EBT thinking :shrug: Your target audience is sleep during this time we have to work :rolleyes: Might watch the rest tonight

    Morning Roses & Thorns :wave:

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    I’d have watched had I known Omari was in it. :yes: :whew:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    OMG. Why is the witness skyping in being toyed with with all of these pop in calls. People are SUCH buttholes. This is a serious crime! They should write down who was calling and track them. :angry:

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    Gabbrielle can still kick rocks :tea:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Omari is fine as fugg I’d smash :tea:

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    Ty says:

    I only caught 20 min. but I taped it WTH was EBT thinking Your target audience is sleep during this time we have to work
    ______________________

    :thankyou: was up on this here blog last night round bout 9:40 and was sleep at 10:00 missed everything last night :no:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    i already commented on this. I will give it a chance. it’s scripted. they are few and far between. i don’t find the character likable. I find her harsh, hypocrtical, desperate and confused but pretty. I also tired of seeing her butt cheeks :tea: they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family

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    steph L says:

    I thought the show was okay. More than likely, I will continue to watch. Because the reality of it is…Being Mary Jane, is somewhat aligned to most of our lives, oppose to what Olivia Pope’s would ever be!

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    Betamax82 says:

    Omari is fine as fugg I’d smash
    __________________________

    :hahaha:

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    steph L says:

    I thought the show was okay. More than likely, I will continue to watch. Because the reality of it is…Being Mary Jane, is somewhat aligned to most of our lives, oppose to what Olivia Pope’s would ever be!
    ________________

    Totally agree :tea:

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    Betamax82 says:

    I would not be financially supporting all those big grown ass folk only mama & daddy

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    Cubarican says:

    OMG. Why is the witness skyping in being toyed with with all of these pop in calls
    ______________

    I really didn’t even know you could skype in testimony?? So if I get Jury duty, can I skype that too?

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    I forgot about the stolen sperm :smack:
    You are right Gabby this is so much better than Scandal. I could see how you both might be confused though. Sleeping with married men and all :okay:

  16. 16

    I just don’t like her teeth-clenching azz :woot:

    The.End.

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    BUT I will watch a fine azz man :lol:
    ============
    :waves: Posters #0-15 :grill:

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    MsTake, if’n you get here right now, I’ll show you :waiting:
    *snickers*

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    DTTS: Tuh. Hey.
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
    WIT YO FACE @$$

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    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

    I just don’t like her teeth-clenching azz
    The.End.
    _________________

    :hahaha: :rofl: :fistbump:

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    missmiami says:

    I just don’t like this chick. Sounds like she is playing herself though :tea:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I’d have watched had I known Omari was in it.
    _________________
    OK. Hellogoodbye. I.LOVE.HIM!!!!!!!!

    However, it sounds like Gabby played the same character she usually plays. Uppity, somewhat succesful, black valley girl twatwaffle. (Kinda like how she comes across in real life) She just lucked up on a decent script. She’s a lamewad.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    MissTaken says:

    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________

    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim. :coffee:

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    Betamax82 says:

    DTTS :hi:

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    :D Jenny
    ===========
    missmiami says:

    I just don’t like this chick. Sounds like she is playing herself though :tea:
    Hey MsNewBooty :lol: :hug: Ditto to your comment &22! :yes:

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    missmiami says:

    I just don’t like this chick. Sounds like she is playing herself though
    _______________

    That’s what I get too :yes: she made like she was playing a different role :shrugs: seems the same to me

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    WELP MS.TAKE MISSED OUT AGANE! :lol:

    :eek: Try again next week. :ha:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    MissTaken says:
    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________
    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
    __________________

    Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years :tea:

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    :smack: i missed it :tea: well i didn’t really miss it. just didnt watch :cloud:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    MissTaken says:

    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________

    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim. :coffee:
    ========
    You ain’t never lied! Because the pickings are slim NOW! :lol:

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    The chick on the witness stand look like Blossum :tea:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Well I’ll support it by watching its better than watching all that reality bullshyt we all tend to love :tea:

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    *crowds under the other side* :shade:
    :love: Fay

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
    MsTake, if’n you get here right now, I’ll show you
    *snickers*
    ________________
    *the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
    I figured it out. Just like I told you I would. :tea: What chu thought this was?

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    Sandra Rose says:

    MissTaken says:

    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________

    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.

    i sure hope not, but the way it’s going? :tea:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Well I’ll support it by watching its better than watching all that reality bullshyt we all tend to love :tea:

    ION really have time for tv, but I’ll watch it once it comes to netflix. Shoutout to New Girl :woot: :lol:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Well I’ll support it by watching its better than watching all that reality bullshyt we all tend to love
    ____________________

    Can’t disagree with that :tea:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
    MsTake, if’n you get here right now, I’ll show you
    *snickers*
    ________________
    *the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
    I figured it out. Just like I told you I would. :tea: What chu thought this was?

    You ain't got to lie, Craig! :nana:

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    Who Dat says:

    single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am single.

    My uterus has a purpose?

    Why aint nobody tell me.

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    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    Sandra Rose says:
    MissTaken says:
    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________
    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim.
    i sure hope not, but the way it’s going?
    ___________________

    Chile :tea:

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    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

    :dead:

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    :rofl: heyyyy my prayin fwend! DTTS :love: u ready for the 4th? :fireworks:

    Jen-nay!! :hug: gm mami. yth it aint 5 yet dammit?? :waiting:

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    Who Dat says:

    If Mary Jane wants to get knocked …couldnt she have just asked ole boy to take the rubba off? I dont get that?

    Cause I am sure he woulda been down.

    Like :wave: and then :thankyou:

    Come on nah…

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    Betamax82 says:

    *the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
    ___________________________

    :lol:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years :tea:
    _________________

    Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too. :coffee:

  47. 47

    *cues Cuzzzz, I love Yewwwww* :whistle:
    #OHOHOHOHOH
    (the word ‘purpose’ made me think of that) :ashamed: :shrug:

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    Who Dat says:

    I loved the wife too.

    Shut her azz all the way down.

    Bish what was your goal? You got any nasty women’s diseases I need to know about?

    :dead:

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    Who Dat says:

    single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I am single.

    My uterus has a purpose?

    Why aint nobody tell me.

    girrrl hubby made his apperntment to get his vasectomy yesterday! :dance: aug 9th! :yahoo: :jack: <—sperm free

  50. 50
    Ty says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    The chick on the witness stand look like Blossum
    _____________
    :chase: :rofl:

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    69 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    MissTaken says:
    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________
    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim. :coffee:
    __________________
    Regardless if you gay or straight, the pickins’ already slim AF. Don’t nobody know what it means to stay faithful or to be true in 2013. Deceit and Gold digging is the way of the world. I feel for EVERYBODY in 10 years, chit. :no:

  52. 52

    Sandra Rose says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:

    Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years :tea:
    _________________

    Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too.

    :ghost: bye wurl!!!!!!

  53. 53
    Betamax82 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years
    _________________
    Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too.
    _____________________________

    :lol:

  54. 54

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    heyyyy my prayin fwend! DTTS u ready for the 4th? :fireworks:
    Jen-nay!! gm mami. yth it aint 5 yet dammit??
    __________________

    I’m out of here at 1:30 :nana:

    @Auntie I cool :tea:

  55. 55

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    :rofl: heyyyy my prayin fwend! DTTS :love: u ready for the 4th? :fireworks:

    ===========
    :hug:
    I wanna sleep! :eek: for a good day at least, my body clock hasn’t caught back up YET!

  56. 56

    69 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    MissTaken says:
    they appeared to have every stereo typed crammed into her family
    __________________
    I laughed out loud when the gay couple kissed. I feel for women in 20 years. The pickins’ will be very slim. :coffee:
    __________________
    Regardless if you gay or straight, the pickins’ already slim AF. Don’t nobody know what it means to stay faithful or to be true in 2013. Deceit and Gold digging is the way of the world. I feel for EVERYBODY in 10 years, chit.

    awww pookie! :hug:

  57. 57
    FuturedocDonte says:

    :offtopic:

    At home watching catfish on the DVR. Did this fool say he was car jacked and run over by the car :hahaha:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Who Dat says:

    I am single.

    My uterus has a purpose?

    Why aint nobody tell me.
    ____________________

    Um, yea, it’s not there for decoration. :coffee:

  59. 59
    Who Dat says:

    *the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Told yall I always envisoned the clerks to be like >>> :blink:

    At Lane Bryant and the wide shoulder’d women’s boutique.

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    69 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    Pickens been slim at least for the last 3years :coffee:
    _________________
    Don’t worry. The lesbian community will welcome you with open arms. But be warned: lesbians cheat too. :coffee:
    _________________
    So which one is it Sandra, because you contradict yourself all the time? :lol:

    Are men the ones that can’t keep it down or women the ones that just have to give it out. :waiting:

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  63. 63

    I’m out of here at 1:30 :nana:

    :rollseyes:

    ole braggin azz! :rollseyes: #salty

    __________________
    DTTS
    :zzz: girrrl me tew! i mean like FOR REAL! imma do my hair in mini-twists between tonight & tomorrow, fill orders and :zzz: #inthatorder

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  65. 65

    It’s slim pickens for men and women :tea: a lot of these women ain’t shyt either :tea:

  66. 66

    Who Dat says:

    *the smile Lane Bryant sales clerks give Derek J when he walks in*
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Told yall I always envisoned the clerks to be like >>> :blink:

    At Lane Bryant and the wide shoulder’d women’s boutique.

    :dead:

  67. 67
    Gigi26 says:

    I caught the last hour or so after Catfish…was wired and needed something to go to sleep to :lol:

    It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t amazing. She played a combination of “Deliver Us from Eva” with a splash of…shyt she just did that movie but the extended version.

    She had me :rofl: When she pulled the vibrator out though and sucked the babies out the condom…

    Them men were nice though :thumbsup:

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  69. 69

    We need a skiing emo, like :swoosh: :lol:

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    Who Dat says:

    My uterus has already had life in it @Sandra.

    So now it is for decorative purposes only.

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    Gigi26 says:

    But when the WIFE READ Gabby though…I was like YESSS SIOVAUGHN YAAAS :lol:

  73. 73

    When she pulled the vibrator out though and sucked the babies out the condom…

    Huh?
    Well? :popcorn:
    :rofl:

  74. 74

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
    ____________________

    :thinking: not really but :pizza: and :koolaid:

  75. 75
    Who Dat says:

    does the 4th of july mean anything to you?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I just think it was a whole bunch of yt drunk men in wigs signing some papers.

  76. 76

    Gigi26 says:

    She had me When she pulled the vibrator out though and sucked the babies out the condom…
    __________________

    :stop: Say what nah! :blink:

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    69 says:

    Fayla, Antonia, Jenie, KDUB, DTTS, BETA,

    I’ve missed y’all. School, work, and killing the chit out of me. I be lurking everyday but can never get a chance to come in and shoot the chit with y’all :wail:

    Right now I’m writing a paper on Alexander Hamilton but I take a break because my professor emailed us talmbout the paper can’t be in MLA format

    ….. :stop: bish GTFOH. My paper is done and it’s done in MLA format. It was done before you sent that email and I’m NOT revising this chit.

    (even though I ain’t even finish writing the paper yet :coffee: )

  78. 78
    jazi65 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    single woman who has finally figured out that her uterus serves a purpose in her empty life.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Who Dat says:

    I am single.

    My uterus has a purpose?

    Why aint nobody tell me.
    ____________________

    Um, yea, it’s not there for decoration.
    __________________

    I :rofl: just as my boss walked by

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    Who Dat says:

    Yall know daggone well the clerks in them women’s stores be looking at that dude like nukka PLEASE >>> :blink:

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    Who Dat says:

    does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I just think it was a whole bunch of yt drunk men in wigs signing some papers.
    _______________________

    bawahahahahaha :rofl:

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    :kiss: Screw
    Ask her if it can be a ‘white paper’? Those are fun to write. #justasuggestion

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    69 says:

    Fayla, Antonia, Jenie, KDUB, DTTS, BETA,
    I’ve missed y’all. School, work, and killing the chit out of me. I be lurking everyday but can never get a chance to come in and shoot the chit with y’all
    Right now I’m writing a paper on Alexander Hamilton but I take a break because my professor emailed us talmbout the paper can’t be in MLA format
    ….. bish GTFOH. My paper is done and it’s done in MLA format. It was done before you sent that email and I’m NOT revising this chit.
    __________________

    Well what format ? APA ….. Ya’ll do MLA ? :thinking:

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    Fay, to me it means time off :shrug:

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    Ty says:

    Hey Screw :kiss:

    :hug:

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    Who Dat says:

    Alexander Hamilton
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    hey there.

    Umm see my comment about the yt drung men in wigs.

    Cause you real drunk your azz decides its a good idea to play with swords and ish. That aint work out too swell for Alex if I recollect

    :duel:

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    Miany says:

    @69… keep up the good work.. :yahoo: um I say you change the whole paper cuz professors round here won’t read it just give u a ZERO if it aint in the approved format :(

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    Gigi26 says:

    Yeah before she was about to go on her booty call date with mr foine red boy she pulled that vibrator out and busted two nuts so she could go in the date with a clear head..

    Whatever. She ended up fukking him like a day later :lol:

    And then she took the rubber and turkey baster and went to work on that joint. And then put it in a box of baking soda and her freezer.

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    Who Dat says:

    *drunk.

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    On topic:
    She’s up there grinning looking stupid, I’dda been standing over that cat, one leg draped over, licking them tats, something! Not just cheesing looking dumb. :lol: IMB anyway :tea:

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    Betamax82 says:

    69 :waves:

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    Gigi26 says:

    :kiss: 69 babes!! how are you babes?

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    Gigi26 says:

    Yeah before she was about to go on her booty call date with mr foine red boy she pulled that vibrator out and busted two nuts so she could go in the date with a clear head..
    Whatever. She ended up fukking him like a day later
    And then she took the rubber and turkey baster and went to work on that joint. And then put it in a box of baking soda and her freezer
    ____________________________

    Awwww get the fugg out of here :huh: damn what type of shyt is that

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    Miany says:

    jeniefrumdabloc says:
    It’s slim pickens for men and women a lot of these women ain’t shyt either
    ^^^^ EX: <~~~~~~ (she the real aint shii yall :rofl: like that ratchett aint shii)
    2nd Ex: MIany :tea: #TeamAintShii #TeamSingleUntilMarriage #TeamJudgeYoMama :lol:

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    Shay_OH says:

    Bout to watch catfish now on demand, them later gonna go online & pose as Eartha Kitt and see if I get any bites.

    (Purring….Marcuuuuuuussssss)

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    libra80sbaby says:

    I really enjoyed the movie…but :facepalm: they just HAAAD to put the gays on there. I mean the show would not have been ANY different had they left OUT the man kissing another man part. :nono: This is just gettin outta hand.

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    the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah? :ban:

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    Why not go to a sperm bank , what is she doing trying to trap him :thinking:

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    Ty says:

    @ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it :rolleyes:

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    Anything goes nowadays Fay, just as long as you don’t have an opinion on gay :shrug:

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    69 says:

    KDUB

    As I just finished the intro talking about his untimely death, I see your comment and you even used the damn :duel:

    You ain’t destined to be chit. :lol:

    Miany :nono: if that bitch wanted this paper in APA format, she should have specified. Don’t email us the day the paper due. _/ <— A seat for that azz if she try to get funny.

    JENIE

    I only used APA in political classes. This is business, Econ to be exact. I hate summer classes. :no:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Who Dat says:

    I loved the wife too.

    Shut her azz all the way down.

    Bish what was your goal? You got any nasty women’s diseases I need to know about?

    :dead:
    ____________________

    That was my favorite part. Mary couldn’t stand to see the wife happy. She just had to see her suffer so she could feel good about herself. Mary’s face fell when the wife said, “I’m keeping him.” That’s right! As Rihanna would say, “F*ck yo’ feelings!” Your children come first. They need a father no matter how flawed he is. :yes:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Hey yall! Question: If I show up at my aunts BBQ tomorrow with a fishbowl in hand, is that rude? And would it be even worse to show up with said fishbowl after already having one before I get there?

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    Ty says:

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
    ___________
    Nope :coffee: They did some shady shyt to the Natives after they welcomed them with open arms :(

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    69

    proud of u man! keep at it, & :rofl: at yo azz tabmout yeen write shat yet!

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    Screw BETTER do that paper :lol: He just wanted to vent :yes:

    NOW, geterdone! :rules: You ain’t came all this way, for ish yo! :eek:

    Look online, there may be formatting help, for free :D

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    69 says:

    JENIE
    I only used APA in political classes. This is business, Econ to be exact. I hate summer classes.
    __________________

    We can only use APA in all of our classes , business econ class too :yes: hang in there hell it took me forever to figure out how to do a business plan in APA :no:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    DTTS: Tuh.
    :eek: :eek: :eek: <– check my footwork
    :tea:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    I told myself I wasn’t gonna be shyt today at work yet somehow I am :smack: SAVE ME FROM MYSELF :pray:

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    <–Not it *calling it 1st*. Re: The help Screw Dept.

    *looks around* :rofl:

    :hug: Screw! #andthistooshallpass

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    Ty says:

    What are yall thoughts on the Game :popcorn:

    I love Brandy’s acting maybe she should’ve been Mary Jane :rofl:

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    Shay_OH says:

    Awww…someone catfish’ d a brain damaged vet? :mad:

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    :shocked: WHATTTT, is that excessive usage in 109?!?!

    :hahaha:
    :hug:

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    Miany says:

    the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
    ___________
    ^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE… but, you are COMPLETELY RIGHT to feel that way. :tea:
    my question is does it make me racist for feeling like til this day, they still stealing?? Nah nah.. yall don’t answer that one :kona:

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    69 says:

    Ty says:

    @ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it :rolleyes:
    ____________________
    I’ll introduce Bouldercrest to Valdosta. You think they ready? :coffee:

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    I love Brandy’s acting maybe she should’ve been Mary Jane :rofl:

    :pc: (petition) :rofl:

    113 :ghost:

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    :rofl: Brandy is a good actress :yes:

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    BBL I need to go think about what’s for lunch :pigsfly:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Who Dat says:
    Bish what was your goal? You got any nasty women’s diseases I need to know about?
    ______________________
    She sure did ask her did her kootie kat have bacterial gingivitis :lol:
    I died a little inside when she tried to read her obeast niece for being 8 months pregnant and she had no idea and she said cause she looked the same. Twas not right. Then she tired to tell the niece she has the same chances as her :stop: Let’s be honest…. :kona:

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    Ty says:

    69 says:

    Ty says:

    @ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it
    ____________________
    I’ll introduce Bouldercrest to Valdosta. You think they ready
    ____________
    :rofl: Not Valdosta Screw :hahaha:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    ^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE… but, you are COMPLETELY RIGHT to feel that way.
    my question is does it make me racist for feeling like til this day, they still stealing?? Nah nah.. yall don’t answer that one
    —–
    They are still stealing. :tea: Be careful and remember. If they will steal, they will kill. :tea:

    Sidebar: Now you see how that came out of nowhere? I am very much ready to go. hahahahah. Oh and no one is gonna answer me about my fish bowl problems?!

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    69 says:

    Ty says:
    @ Screw go ahead and change the format so you dont waste your time. Like Miany said some of them wont even read it
    ____________________
    I’ll introduce Bouldercrest to Valdosta. You think they ready?
    ________________

    They not ready, they don’t now bout that Crest :tea:

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    69 says:

    Damn

    I’m going to do this chit in APA just cause y’all done ALL rallied against me. I was going to finish this mofo in MLA and then email back later on today like I JUST read the email and say it was done and I ain’t changing it. Professors make me sick. :mad:

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    Ty says:

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
    ___________
    Nope :coffee: They did some shady shyt to the Natives after they welcomed them with open arms

    :hug: reah chit TY! also i saw this commercial the other day featuring Native Americans & they were addressing themselves as INDIANS! anyone else see this commercial?? it was about education.

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    Gigi26 says:

    And her obese niece said she wanted to be a porn star..she has a chance, they have chubby chasers that will happily watch :yes:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    :heart: ‘d this movie. Even stayed up late to watch. :)

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    69 says:

    Damn
    I’m going to do this chit in APA just cause y’all done ALL rallied against me. I was going to finish this mofo in MLA and then email back later on today like I JUST read the email and say it was done and I ain’t changing it. Professors make me sick.
    __________________

    Good website to use is citefast dot com <<< check it out, it formats you references and everything

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
    WHATTTT, is that excessive usage in 109?!?! :hugs:
    ________________________
    *in my Pookie from The Game voice* You may no longer call me Take or Tee. From now on when you see me IF I choose to speak you will address me as Mrs. TAKEN :eek:

    Waits 3 minutes ..gets scared. Wait come back I didn't mean it. Come hug my neck :hugs:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    This catfish episode with framel :eek:

    Ion get it :shrug:

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    Miany says:

    the 4th is the day they made it legal to steal this land imo. does that make me racist? unpatriotic? or both? ungrateful nigra? or nah
    ___________
    ^^ ALL OF THE ABOVE… but, you are COMPLETELY RIGHT to feel that way. :tea:
    my question is does it make me racist for feeling like til this day, they still stealing?? Nah nah.. yall don’t answer that one

    girrrl u is my fwend in my head! :hug: yeen know?? u see that yt VP at Tiffany’s stealin all that bling?! :grill:

    Shaybay! :waves: <—Gabby's weave
    how are u sug?

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    Miany says:

    @nAKEYA….I didn’t answer cuz I was confused and awaiting clarification…..
    Fish bowl??? I’m confused you talking bout a fish bowl to keep a goldfish in? or a fish bowl as in a bowl to take food home in??? if it’s the latter, you’re good, they fam and they should expect you to take home whateva the fugg you want… if it’s the former??? Ion know why youbringin a goldfish to a coookout. If it’s neither then I’m more confused than I thought.

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
    :evil: (for MsTake) *snickers*
    _______________________________
    Dust yourself off and try again :evil:
    I ain't phone posting right nah. Go ahead try me
    *uses kitten heel to draw line in blog sand*
    SHUM ON!!!!!

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
    WHATTTT, is that excessive usage in 109?!?! :hugs:
    ________________________
    *in my Pookie from The Game voice* You may no longer call me Take or Tee. From now on when you see me IF I choose to speak you will address me as Mrs. TAKEN :eek:

    Waits 3 minutes ..gets scared. Wait come back I didn't mean it. Come hug my neck :hugs:

    :rofl: my lawd! i aint heard "hug my neck" since my Grammy was alive rest her soul. #oleskool

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Miany says:

    @nAKEYA….I didn’t answer cuz I was confused and awaiting clarification…..
    Fish bowl??? I’m confused you talking bout a fish bowl to keep a goldfish in? or a fish bowl as in a bowl to take food home in??? if it’s the latter, you’re good, they fam and they should expect you to take home whateva the fugg you want… if it’s the former??? Ion know why youbringin a goldfish to a coookout. If it’s neither then I’m more confused than I thought
    ——
    No baby, a fish bowl like the drink. But I was only bringing one for ME. I have a feeling the BBQ will be dry and corny.

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    Gigi26 says:

    @Miany: Fishbowls are literally fishbowls that are full of liquor…I don’t know if they do it down South but it’s really popular in New York :yes: It will have you on your ass though :lol:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    69 says:

    Are men the ones that can’t keep it down or women the ones that just have to give it out.
    ___________________

    Men don’t own the patent on cheating. They need someone to cheat with. Humans are born with reproductive organs. It is in our nature to reproduce. Therefore, all humans are capable of cheating since reproduction is the ultimate goal in life. :coffee:

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    Miany says:

    reah chit TY! also i saw this commercial the other day featuring Native Americans & they were addressing themselves as INDIANS! anyone else see this commercial?? it was about education.
    ^^ they allowed to, they can call themselves whatever they want WEEEE cannot. WEEE gotta call em Natives outta respect and to be PC since it’s Indians from a country called India.
    WE got some common sense so we accept the rules.. Ion know why YT can’t just do the same bout the N*gger word :tea:

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    OutsidetheBox says:

    That was my favorite part. Mary couldn’t stand to see the wife happy. She just had to see her suffer so she could feel good about herself. Mary’s face fell when the wife said, “I’m keeping him.” That’s right! As Rihanna would say, “F*ck yo’ feelings!” Your children come first. They need a father no matter how flawed he is.
    ____________

    Yeah girl I hear you on that first part. She was expecting something she didnt get but naw son, on that other part. He can still be a father ..as a single man. :hi:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Fayla says:

    does the 4th of july mean anything to you?
    __________________

    It’s means a bunch of noise to me.

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Gigi26 says:
    And her obese niece said she wanted to be a porn star..she has a chance, they have chubby chasers that will happily watch
    _______________________________
    True some people like that. Come here ….
    (whispers) Man LOVES big girls. (looks around) That’s what I hears :kona:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Who Dat says:

    My uterus has already had life in it @Sandra.
    ____________________

    Then you have served your purpose in life. Congrats hun. :applause:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Gigi26 says:

    @Miany: Fishbowls are literally fishbowls that are full of liquor…I don’t know if they do it down South but it’s really popular in New York It will have you on your ass though
    —–
    Exactly. Which is why I am trying to figure out is it rude to bring one and/or drink one before I get there and still have on in hand when I show up.

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    Betamax82 says:

    Miany says:

    @nAKEYA….I didn’t answer cuz I was confused and awaiting clarification…..
    Fish bowl??? I’m confused you talking bout a fish bowl to keep a goldfish in? or a fish bowl as in a bowl to take food home in??? if it’s the latter, you’re good, they fam and they should expect you to take home whateva the fugg you want… if it’s the former??? Ion know why youbringin a goldfish to a coookout. If it’s neither then I’m more confused than I thought.
    _______________________________________________

    Same with me Nakeya I don’t know if you mean an empty bowl for leftovers or an actual fishbowl :smack:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Gigi26 says:

    But when the WIFE READ Gabby though…I was like YESSS SIOVAUGHN YAAAS :lol:
    __________________

    :rofl:

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    FuturedocDonte says:

    69 says:

    Are men the ones that can’t keep it down or women the ones that just have to give it out.
    ___________________

    Men don’t own the patent on cheating. They need someone to cheat with.
    —–
    :clap:

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    Miany says:

    :rofl: Gigi ok, see? I knew I was confused…
    @Nakeya… Man #FugggTheirFeelings lol you betta get yo sip on and if they ask why u aint bring none to share, tell em it’s a party you expected them to have drinks there. :shrug:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Same with me Nakeya I don’t know if you mean an empty bowl for leftovers or an actual fishbowl
    —-
    See # 138. But I’m sorry yall, like a dummy I thought they had them everywhere. Sorry :oops:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Oh :kona:

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    Ty says:

    reah chit TY! also i saw this commercial the other day featuring Native Americans & they were addressing themselves as INDIANS! anyone else see this commercial?? it was about education.
    ___________
    havent seen it Fay but they gave the Natives small pox to kill them off and I also believe they are sending HIV to Africa in the so called vaccines :rolleyes: we will talk :cheers:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    :thinking: MY FONT MUST BE WHITE!!!! Ya’ll just gonna let me be chit at work while ya’ll on here… & I thought we was Family :cuss: Forget ya’ll then :wail:

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    Betamax82 says:

    @ Dem Babies tell yall mama to chill :lol:

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    Miany says:

    NAKEYA….I’ve seen fish bowls full a liquor in bars and stuff here. wHAT YOU MIX in yours?

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Betamax82 says:

    @ Dem Babies tell yall mama to chill

    ——————————

    Ya’ll don’t lurve me anymore :wail:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Please tell me The real babaymamas of Richmond is fake :eek:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Miany says:

    Gigi ok, see? I knew I was confused…
    @Nakeya… Man #FugggTheirFeelings lol you betta get yo sip on and if they ask why u aint bring none to share, tell em it’s a party you expected them to have drinks there.
    ——-
    Right. Who has a 4th BBQ and no drinks?! My aunt talking about some, maybe we can get small coolers. :blink: I wanted to say: “Bitch what?!” Why not just get bottles or ask ppl to bring them?

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    Betamax82 says:

    *baby*

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    Shay_OH says:

    Hey Fay-Fay! :waves:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Bomb bring it in :hug:

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    Ty says:

    @ Bomb…hey hun :happy:

    @ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog* :danban:

    :rofl:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I gotta stop messing with ya’ll!! I sent an email to a building Official, and saif “im sorry,im confruzzled” :smack:

    Im so emBuurASSed
    :oops:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Ty says:

    @ Bomb…hey hun

    ————————–

    :hugs: TY

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    Miany says:

    Today is FRIIIIDAY for a lotta yall so we startin happy hour early :cheers: *sits a cooler full of ICE COLD Margarita in a can from Bud* Also throws down a bottle of ciroc *choose yall own flavor* :koolaid3:

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    Ty says:

    :rofl: Luv

    I got a text from one of the Roses and it said : pigsfly : and I was :rofl:

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    havent seen it Fay but they gave the Natives small pox to kill them off and I also believe they are sending HIV to Africa in the so called vaccines :rolleyes: we will talk :cheers:

    i been believed this TY! sick bastids #depopulation

    BOMB!!! :woohoo: :bellyrub: how are u ladies durrin today? :love:

    O T B! :hug: u still hea?

    Betaaaaa! :waves: sup mami?

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    Shay_OH says:

    I can’t believe this vet dude didn’t start swinging on the catfish bear that hoodwinked him :box:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    I think they named her MaryJane Pope… Kerry Washington is somewhere CTFU :hahaha:

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    Betamax82 says:

    Fayla :waves: hey girlie

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    Nakeya_j says:

    @ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*
    —–
    *looks around and slips 1800 in pocketbook* She must not know, but that’s ok. My son will be with his dad, and mom will be turned up. #JudgeMeIfYouLikeFranklyIDontCare

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    BOMB!!! :bellyrub: how are u ladies durrin today?

    ——————————

    FAY FAY :happy: We’re good waiting on this day to be over… How r u beautiful lady?

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    Nakeya_j says:

    *sits a cooler full of ICE COLD Margarita in a can from Bud*
    ——
    *Pulls up a chair next to the cooler*

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    @ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*

    ————————————–

    Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican :waiting:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    oh wait… its maryJane Paul… but close enough LOL

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    Nakeya_j says:

    @Miany I like my fishbowls with Everclear, sweedish fish, peach rings, pinapple juice, and blue Kool aid. lol I like to think the candy fish are swimming in the blue water. (judge ya momma) Oh and cut up fruit.

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    Shay_OH says:

    Keya, pour me a taste of dat 1800 in my cup of metamucil. I can get turnt up and get my fiber at the same damn time. :koolaid:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    @ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*

    ————————————–

    Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
    —–
    Oh :oops: sorry Bomb…uhh I’ll put mine in a tea mug so you can’t see it. #Better

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    Shay_OH says:

    So ya’ll really take a fishbowl of likka to a party?? :huh:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    So ya’ll really take a fishbowl of likka to a party??
    —-
    Soooo you think I should leave it at home? Sigh. #ShayDontKillMyVibe

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    Miany says:

    Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
    ^^^ UMMMMMM…..yALL go have aseat at the kids section and have somma that bottled water. :lol:
    @Shay… ohhh kay kay kay!!! go on and get yo spiked metamucil on!

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    If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, "inside you" Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

    89 days and counting :thumbsup: My Mama was askin me yesterday…She said-why you let that hook head heffa (her words not mine) stress you over being reinstated…I was like shiiid Mama I need them benefits! It may not be great insurance, but its insurance-Hello

    Who cares if the dentist…Dr Kavorkian III pulls teeth in the same office where his receptionist braids hair, and gives pedicures in the corner,,,Atleast Im covered-Hello again :nun:

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    Who Dat says:

    Oh also I wanted to tell the Rose that Mary Jane stole the line “If he my mayne gimme a sign Gawd” from the movie Jumping The Broom you are 100% correct.

    Same writer.

    *sits azz back next to the cooler fulla likka*

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    Ace says:

    :coffee:

    I watched the beginning of this… after the sex scene i promptly texted a female associate(who apparently hasnt had enoughin her life) that she was allowed to go change her draws…i promptly then took my ass to bed…

    Am i the only one that realizes this was a ORIGINAL MOVIE..and not a damn series… and this movie is gonna be replayed every other hour after the bet award replays..? :shrug:

    anyway was a waste of 15min of my life…and almost made me late to work this morning…

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    Miany says:

    If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, “inside you” Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:
    ^^ SEEEEE why you’ll neva be shiii….bad part bout it is sporadically you actually are a whole lotta SHII so we KNOW you got the sense the good lord gave u :lol:

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    AlluringlySweet says:

    This was actually a realy good show. I was expecting less…I actually had a lil compassion for her character despite my distaste for her.

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    Ace says:

    i’ve been corrected by Wiki..

    Series begins 2014…

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    Shay_OH says:

    Nah, Keya, as a known wino I can’t in good con-chus tell you to go to a party wit no party juice. Just skip the fishbowl & put yo shyt in a Big Gulp cup. :koolaid2:

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    Ace says:

    or i coulda jsut read aunties post.. lmao :kona:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    @Miany
    :(
    Just called the STation. . they sent me to a VM; daFuGG!!!

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    ^^^ UMMMMMM…..yALL go have aseat at the kids section and have somma that bottled water.

    ——————————————–

    Meanie :wail:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    luVn_liFe… says:
    I gotta stop messing with ya’ll!! I sent an email to a building Official, and saif “im sorry,im confruzzled”
    Im so emBuurASSed
    ______________________
    i have almost done this also. Sometimes when I am sleuth posting I typing the comment in outlook and then paste it into SR. Well if I don’t get to finish it or automatically delete it then it saves a copy. One time I pasted a client’s email addy from a contract I was doing into the wrong email and ALMOST pressed send until I saw something fishy. I was like why am I telling XYZ that they trying to be greater than Ray J flip flop :smack:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Ace says:

    Am i the only one that realizes this was a ORIGINAL MOVIE..and not a damn series… and this movie is gonna be replayed every other hour after the bet award replays..?
    ________________

    I’m not disappointed that you don’t read my blogs. I suspected you were only here to chat up the women anyway. It’s all good though. :coffee:

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    Shay_OH says:

    “hook head heffa” Yup, I am stealing this right here. :yes:

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    Who Dat says:

    I aint like Mary Jane. I can see myself cussing her the entire fugg out. I only know a handful of black female journalists I like in real life. Why? Cause most of them act entitled just like Mary Jane’s azz. Just cause you write the news does not make you hot ish.

    That is why I was cheering for the wife who was like you dumb hoe. Your point was… :coffee: She did that and aint eem have a REASON.

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    If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, “inside you” Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

    89 days and counting :thumbsup: My Mama was askin me yesterday…She said-why you let that hook head heffa (her words not mine) stress you over being reinstated…I was like shiiid Mama I need them benefits! It may not be great insurance, but its insurance-Hello

    Who cares if the dentist…Dr Kavorkian III pulls teeth in the same office where his receptionist braids hair, and gives pedicures in the corner,,,Atleast Im covered-Hello again
    :rofl: :rofl:

    see, the thing is, is that if u stick around for the probation period, i know it’s REAH! Momdukes know she like keepin her hair layyyyd i know she aint trippin nah! *black girl neck roll* :blink:

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    We still in here :blink:

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    If you had Chickenpox-The Shingles virus is already inside you. Sound sexy huh?, "inside you" Well its not! This is serious. Click my link for details says:

    SEEEEE why you’ll neva be shiii….bad part bout it is sporadically you actually are a whole lotta SHII so we KNOW you got the sense the good lord gave u

    :rofl: Ummm…Thanx…I think :lol: Dont forget to click my link :nun:

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    Ace says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    Ace says:
    Am i the only one that realizes this was a ORIGINAL MOVIE..and not a damn series… and this movie is gonna be replayed every other hour after the bet award replays..?
    ________________
    I’m not disappointed that you don’t read my blogs. I suspected you were only here to chat up the women anyway. It’s all good though.
    ————————————————————————-

    :ashamed:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Shay_OH says:

    Nah, Keya, as a known wino I can’t in good con-chus tell you to go to a party wit no party juice. Just skip the fishbowl & put yo shyt in a Big Gulp cup.
    ——
    :hug: I love you for this!

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    Miany says:

    luVn_liFe… says:
    @Miany
    Just called the STation. . they sent me to a VM; daFuGG!!!
    ^^^^ :cell: <~~~~me on the phone with LukeWarm 105 :cussing: "yall aint gone be round here sending Luvn to vmail now…wiff yo face azz" Knowin these folk, they backwards they prob dont even have the tixs yet. You can probably expect a call from them less than a week before the show.

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    I was just on Boss i p One of the headlines Said “lOOk at GOD!”

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    Cubarican says:

    Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
    ___________________________________________

    Sigh…. so sad.

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    Who Dat says:

    BE NICE TO ACE :wail:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Ty says:

    @ Keya tell auntie we stopped drinking coolers/kool aid in HS *sits 1800 on the blog*

    ————————————–

    The Kool Aid is for the Obama supporters who are still drinking it. :koolaid:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Well hello everyone!

    Lol @ Sandra throwing jabs.

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    AlluringlySweet says:
    This was actually a realy good show. I was expecting less…I actually had a lil compassion for her character despite my distaste for her.
    ___________________
    What part were you compassionate about? The part where she stole the sperm, slept with the married man or called her niece so obeast she couldn’t tell she was sperminated? For me it was when she microwaved sexed herself twice and then still gave up her dirty ill fitting grey boyshort drawls to old boy :lol:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Miany says: <~~~~me on the phone with LukeWarm 105 :cussing: "yall aint gone be round here sending Luvn to vmail now…wiff yo face azz" Knowin these folk, they backwards they prob dont even have the tixs yet. You can probably expect a call from them less than a week before the show.
    ~
    ~
    the last time i won i gottem the NEXT Day! maybe cause they Knew they were gonna canel anywayz :crying:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    I wish someone would upload that scene between Mary and the wife to YoutUbe. That scene was intense. :yes:

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    Miany says:

    :dead: @Sandra… Ace aint deny it thoug :tea:
    Ummmm….I see what you did there with the koolaid & the POTUS ,~~~title ole Mittens will never grip

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    Did somebody say 1800 :woot:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Who Dat says:

    Oh also I wanted to tell the Rose that Mary Jane stole the line “If he my mayne gimme a sign Gawd” from the movie Jumping The Broom you are 100% correct.
    ________________

    Actually I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me. I was shaking my head at the fact that she doesn’t know the signs when a man really Loves her. :no:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Sandra Rose says:
    I’m not disappointed that you don’t read my blogs. I suspected you were only here to chat up the women anyway. It’s all good though.
    ________________________________
    :stop: I can personally say Ace has never tried to scoop me in any form or fashion.
    Wayment :cell: You say he got an e wife on here and he be e flirting???
    So I am that SR g-meat. For shame :(

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Who Dat says:
    Oh also I wanted to tell the Rose that Mary Jane stole the line “If he my mayne gimme a sign Gawd” from the movie Jumping The Broom you are 100% correct.
    ________________
    ___________________

    She sure did :yes:

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    :rofl: @ Sandra

    Sorry Ace. :ashamed:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Cubarican says:

    Shirley Temples for ME, Lashelle & CubaRican
    ___________________________________________
    Sigh…. so sad.

    —————————–

    Soon guhl soon :hugs:

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    Cubarican says:

    ^^^ UMMMMMM…..yALL go have aseat at the kids section and have somma that bottled water.

    ____________________________

    Gasp! Well I never….!

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    Saw this guy on the red carpet at the BET Awards over the weekend, he’s a shorty but really handsome! Missed the show fell asleep! :tea:

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    Shay_OH says:

    Obamaaaaaaaa :hump:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    luVn_liFe… says:
    I was just on Boss i p One of the headlines Said “lOOk at GOD
    __________________________
    :no: Vioalted.

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Violated
    i can spell

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    I’ve learned to read all posted articles before posting anything article related to avoid Sandra darts.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    I wish someone would upload that scene between Mary and the wife to YoutUbe. That scene was intense
    —–
    Thanks, because I sure was about to go look for it. dag.

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    Who Dat says:

    wish someone would upload that scene between Mary and the wife to YoutUbe. That scene was intense
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I wish somebody would too. So I can use it as a learning tool to some of my homegirls. I can agane totally see a black female reporter doing some left field shyt like that.

    Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.

    SHEWWWWWWWWWWW–WOOSAHHH :no:

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    Who Dat says:

    Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
    __________________________

    :thankyou:

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    Thanks, because I sure was about to go look for it. dag.
    __________________

    I posted the full video in this post.

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    Who Dat says:

    HEY YALL. WHERE HAS @STRONG COFFEE BEEN LATELY? I AINT SEEN HER FONT ROUND HERE. DID SHE COME THROUGH AND I MISSED HER? :shrug:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    @Sandra they block it at work, so I can’t see it. Sorry. But thanks

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Who Dat:
    Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
    _____________________________
    *jumps up from my pew lays a dollar at the pastor feet in the pulpit keeps walking up the aisle to Who Dats and shouts*
    YOU BETTA SAY THAT SISTAH!! YAYMEN!!!! :pray:
    **breaks out into a full sprint** GLOOORAYYYYYYYYY :nun:

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    Shay_OH says:

    If my hubby ever get a jump-off, I plan to leave him and start my new life as a celibate lesbian.

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    Sandra Rose says:

    Who Dat says:

    BE NICE TO ACE
    __________________

    Ace knows I’m playing with him. Right Ace?

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    @ Sandra, you coming to NO to cover the Essence?

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    laWD IOn know how family members FEEL their entitled to other folks Hard earned Money
    :no:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Bish what gives you the right to talk to ME the WIFE–period? What makes you feel so entitled that you can walk up on me in a place of bidness and state whatever you feel you need too… about MY-EYE husband. Jump-offs best know their place.
    ——————————————–
    SAY IT AGAIN!! Bytch tried it and was immediately put up on game.

    Wife: Bytch my friend husband just left her and I’m getting kitty litter for her damn animal that I want to kill. You thank i’m finna let you come in here and tell me you fukkin my husband like imma say oooh Mary Jane have him?! NAW bytch go kill yourself.

    Btw: Since you so bold, you pusscee clean? Cuz I need to know that since you dropping dimes n shyt on me and mines :tea: HOE.

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    Ace says:

    *goes to the chalk board*

    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to sR for the informative possts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for teh informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!
    I will come to SR for the informative posts and not the women!

    :ashamed: :hide:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    * Goes to the same chalk board that Ace went to*

    Nigga you a lie.
    Nigga you a lie.
    Nigga you a lie.
    Nigga you a lie.
    Nigga you a lie.
    Nigga you a lie.

    LMAO

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    Chan cute gravie :thumbsup:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    My boss’ sis took 8K out of his company account :eek:
    chillle for shame :coffee:

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    Shay_OH says:

    :rofl:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Ace & Chan :rofl:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Thanks @ Jenie!!

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    GellySammich says:

    :dead: he actually typed it over and over insteada just copying and pasting a bunch of times

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Btw: Since you so bold, you pusscee clean? Cuz I need to know that since you dropping dimes n shyt on me and mines HOE
    ______________________________________
    :lol: Mary Jane/Gabby looked taken aback and said uh yea yea. Chile please I bet you been ran long and hard so many times you don’t even know what clean is. Then you store that vibrator in your work drawer and I didn’t see you sanitize it before or after. NASTY WENCH. That right there me know that your privates had salmonella poisoning :no:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    SAY IT AGAIN!! Bytch tried it and was immediately put up on game.

    Wife: Bytch my friend husband just left her and I’m getting kitty litter for her damn animal that I want to kill. You thank i’m finna let you come in here and tell me you fukkin my husband like imma say oooh Mary Jane have him?! NAW bytch go kill yourself.
    —–
    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?

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    Gigi26 says:

    And I would’ve politely handed Mary Jane “Pope” a bag of dog food and looked her in the eye and say to her “eat these you ole bytch” and walk off into the sunset..

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Lmao @ Jelly noticing that too. That’s too much typing n shyt.

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    @Chan :dead:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    My boss’ sis took 8K out of his company account
    chillle for shame
    —–
    Hold up, and did not ask or nothing? Oh Jesus would of been a helpful stranger that would of tried to pull me off of her. :tea:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
    ——————————————
    Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil. Don’t get it twisted :rofl:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    SAY IT AGAIN!! Bytch tried it and was immediately put up on game.
    Wife: Bytch my friend husband just left her and I’m getting kitty litter for her damn animal that I want to kill. You thank i’m finna let you come in here and tell me you fukkin my husband like imma say oooh Mary Jane have him?! NAW bytch go kill yourself.
    —–
    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
    ________________

    Haven’t seen the show :shrugs:

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    :hug: @ Ace.. I believe you!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Oh Jesus would of been a helpful stranger that would of tried to pull me off of her
    :lol:
    :hahaha:
    nakeYah UR HElairisUS!!! :rofl:

    NOPE,tis why i havent Spoke to her in a few weeks i tkake it :eek:

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    Who Dat says:

    Mayne listen. I had a black female reporter chew the receptionist out SO DAYUM bad one time (the lady had sent somebody to the reporter’s supa…b/c said REPORTER was not picking up HER phone)…I intervened. Cause it was hella uncomfortable to hear. Bish what in the hail gives you the RIGHT to talk to this lady like this? :no: She is old enough to be BOFF our mother! What the fugg is wrong witchew? You apologize to her right the hail NOW; and I am STILL telling your editor on you. REPORT THAT.

    That chick was so dayum flabbergasted b/c she was so used to folks bowing the hail down to her. Same way Mary Jane looked when the wife was like “Hoe you is dismissed. YOU CAN GO NOW”. :coffee:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Then you store that vibrator in your work drawer and I didn’t see you sanitize it before or after. NASTY WENCH. That right there me know that your privates had salmonella poisoning
    —————————————
    Don’t forget she done stole her co-workers shoes too and she had on leggings…

    All types of filthy thangs in that hot (literally) pocket of hers :no:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil. Don’t get it twisted
    ——
    But after the beating would you leave the husband?

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    Henny Blaque says:

    :offtopic:

    @libra80sbaby says luVn_liFe… says:

    Big Brother…..

    They have a link up on one of the update sites with a list of all the comments that were made by several of the

    my sheets are dirty because of Candices black @ss
    Candices black side is comin out
    Her accent (candice) is fake because she speaks too white
    Welfare is “**** insurance”

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Sandra..thanks for this & the Catfish video…can’t watch now, but I will lata!

    :waves: @ ALL the roses!!

    I’ve tried VERY hard to like Gabby..but I just can’t :wail:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Gigi26 says:

    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
    ——————————————
    Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil. Don’t get it twisted

    ——————————-

    Don’t for get to wet his azz first it stings more :tea:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Oh Kdubb: I know about all those nasty types and I humble them reaaal quick.

    They are single for a reason. It ain’t like they can’t find a man, its just that they can’t keep em because they humiliate them.

    Ole I got a puscee and dyck ass bytches. And most of em breath stank too :lol:

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    Ace says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Ace.. I believe you!
    ————————————————————————-

    *buries his head deep into Dimpz chest to have his pride tended to*

    :tittays:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Wang Bang Thank Yew Ma’am :happy:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Henny Blaque says:

    @libra80sbaby says luVn_liFe… says:

    Big Brother…..

    They have a link up on one of the update sites with a list of all the comments that were made by several of the

    my sheets are dirty because of Candices black @ss
    Candices black side is comin out
    Her accent (candice) is fake because she speaks too white
    Welfare is “**** insurance”
    ~
    OH
    MY
    GAWD!

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    GellySammich says:

    I wouldn’t leave my cheating husband if there were children involved. The relationship would just be forever changed :shrug:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Nakeya_j says: ——
    But after the beating would you leave the husband?
    ~
    ~
    I would.I aint got time for that SHYTE there!

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    Nakeya_j says:

    my sheets are dirty because of Candices black @ss
    Candices black side is comin out
    Her accent (candice) is fake because she speaks too white
    Welfare is “**** insurance”
    —–
    I wonder what CBS would of done if Candice would of beat her ass?

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    Alright I’m out have a wonderful 4th you guys :party: :peace: :steer:

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    Shay_OH says:

    @ Keya, if after 20yrs of marriage Mr. Shay OH get a jumpoff, she can have him. I ain’t fighting for no man, besides, afyer the dopamine wears off, his azz would be try a come back home any ol’ way. He can come back, provided my new celibate lesbian GF don’t kick his azz. :box:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Nakeya_j says:
    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
    ____________________________________
    Oh no :nono: I would never give the jump off the satisfaction of seeing me sweat OR letting her know what I chose to do in my household. I would 9/10 immediately go home and Bernadine his whole existence and file dem papers but in her face I am so *T.I. voice* Is you happy? Go kill yourself because in the end you don’t define or create my happiness. After that I would not speak or deal with her again.
    My husband may have made the vow to me but I feel as human beings we owe eachother respect period. I would never knowingly sleep or creep with a married man. For those that do I think they trash boxes and that they deserve no passes from me. The husband I deal with on a whole nother level :evil:

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    Gigi26 says:

    But after the beating would you leave the husband?
    —————————————————–
    yes but the last thing I would do is give the mistress any hint of it so she can walk away like she did something great. Nope.

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    VDot says:

    “Now I would’ve read her ass then go home to beat my husband’s ass with a leather belt and baby oil.”

    *****************************************

    I swear I crack thee fugg up every.single.time I see that scene in This Christmas. Love that movie!

    I’m watching this chit now. I like it a lot :thumbsup:

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    But after the beating would you leave the husband?

    —————————–

    Under NO circumstances will I tolerate my husband cheating on me… he can carry his azz on and fwd me my alimony and child support checks while I keep it trucking FOH :tea:

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    Ace says:

    GellySammich says:

    I wouldn’t leave my cheating husband if there were children involved. The relationship would just be forever changed
    ————————————————————————-

    There is song that explains this well…

    Problem – D2B

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    :dead: @Ace & KDUB she aint been hea in a while tho that i’ve seen.

    Aunt Tea is yew workin on a :newpost: :pray:

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    QueenSJ says:

    I thought it was a really nice and will continue to watch.

    One thing I love when writers do is create complex characters that are not totally bad, but not angels either. It reflects life.

    I understand giving second chances, WITH a long talk, counseling and those types of thing

    On the other hand, trust would be hard to gain back and you really don’t have anything without. Having to use condoms while married b/c you’re afraid your husband may be cheating is sooooooo……like what’s the point?

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    Shay_OH says:

    @ Keya, if after 20yrs of marriage Mr. Shay OH get a jumpoff, she can have him. I ain’t fighting for no man, besides, afyer the dopamine wears off, his azz would be try a come back home any ol’ way. He can come back, provided my new celibate lesbian GF don’t kick his azz. :box:

    :dead: :hahaha:

    i aint fightin fa no mane tho! :no: i let that go when i was like 20 :tea:

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    VDot says:

    “*T.I. voice* Is you happy?”

    :rofl:

    Clifford, my Clifford :lol:

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    JenEEE :kiss:
    Bomb&Babies :happy:

    RE: Cheating hubby? Hmmm… :thinking: Wouldn’t leave. Nope…that’s what accidents & hefty insurance polices are for!
    :rofl: :eek:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Under NO circumstances will I tolerate my husband cheating on me… he can carry his azz on and fwd me my alimony and child support checks while I keep it trucking FOH
    ~
    :cheers: but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    @Sandra..thanks for this & the Catfish video…can’t watch now, but I will lata!

    :waves: @ ALL the roses!!

    I’ve tried VERY hard to like Gabby..but I just can’t

    Whangdang! :woohoo: hey bewziller!

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    Nakeya_j says:

    I’m not married…hoping the bf will ask soon…however…I don’t know. I do feel like if kids are involved and this is a one time thing, then maybe we can try to work it out. It may work, it may not…I don’t know. Again I’m not married, so what do I know.

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    Nakeya_j says:

    but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
    —–
    Damn, the kids can’t come over on Thanksgiving?! hahahahahah. How old are your babies?

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    GellySammich says:

    Ace IDK that song… splain it to me. You being a smart ass?

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
    —–
    Damn, the kids can’t come over on Thanksgiving?! hahahahahah. How old are your babies?
    ~
    ~
    My son w/b 19 in august.My hubby and I have 0 kids together,thats Y I said IF kids got involved. . . :tea:

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    Shay_OH says:

    @ Fay, I know that’s right. When I was in my 20’s & 30’s I was forever threatening to stab a ho in the neck. :shank:

    Now when I see the Mr. getting all gassed in da head by some trick, talm bout how handsome he is, I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.” :lol:

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    ChanAintShyt says:

    Being a recent divorcee…..fukk marriage. Nothing more than a glorified legal tactic to say “you fukk with me, you’re stuck with me”

    (Out of character real quick)

    Before this event, I was pro marriage, and wouldn’t mind trying again when the right one comes about, but no rushing.

    (Back in character)

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    FayFayyyyy… gotta give (late I know :embarrassed:) props to you for Land of Pure’s EXCELLENT customer service!
    Imma customer for life :happy:

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    Ace says:

    GellySammich says:

    Ace IDK that song… splain it to me. You being a smart ass?
    —————————————————————-

    Youtube it… :headphone:

    and i was born a smart ass… but wasn’t trying to be then… :shrug:

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    Gigi26 says:

    Shiid Cookie ain’t leave Magic ass and he brought home the MONSTER!

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    Shay_OH says:

    @ lunv, me & mine don’t have kids either, so it’s easy for me to say “peace out!”

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    GellySammich says:

    It’s so many factors that go into it for me though.
    1. If it’s that easy for me to give up after one thing goes wrong, I’m not that into it anyway.
    2. If lots of things have been going wrong then we probably just being roomies at that point anyway (I don’t do angry sex) so I don’t give two shyts what he’s doing.
    3. I’m not tryna raise no babies alone and I don’t think it’s fair to the child that his/ her parents can’t control themselves (father: his penis; mother: her anger about it) enough to create a stable environment…
    :shrug: IDK

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    Nakeya_j says:

    but UMMMH JuDge me if ya’ll MUST,if kids get involved.He’ll Be Keeping them. DUECES,i ‘ll see em on the weekends and Mother’s Day
    —–
    Damn, the kids can’t come over on Thanksgiving?! hahahahahah. How old are your babies

    ——————————-

    :rofl: Luvn is straight Triff for this… but 19 I’on blame you though cuz he grown :tea:

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    Nakeya_j says:

    I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
    —–
    :blink: I’m not even messing with you. OMG. Why did you have to say that? And in my head you say that all cool and calm and then sip your drink and smile. F’ing crazy ass. I love it

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

    it’s only 12:25
    i cant’ deal!!!!!!!!!!!

    ———————————-

    Don’t make me look at this clock Fay :spank:

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    Who Dat says:

    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I have totally read the entire hail out of a broad who tried it with me about my husband. Kicker is…I aint want his azz no more…but BISH I will be daym’d if you gonna tell MEH that there is nothing I can do or say to make you stop fuggin him…HEFFFFFFFFA WHHHHATCHU SAY?

    I went and knocked on that bish door. Not cause I wanted him. Marriage had been broke a minute BEFORE her…cause hoe… I am not sure what you thank dis ill (Mhissy voice) …but what you thank and what it REALLY is are two different scenarios.

    She mysteriously AINT ANSWER.

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”

    ———————————

    Whoever said this… Fugg you and everything you stand for :rofl: :ghost:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    @BOMB triff for what??? :lol: my son is 19.I really dont want any more kids at ALL Or else . .
    we woulda had em by now.
    SOOO If by chance hubby gets froggy and it happens;well he knows.
    :shrug:

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    Ace says:

    Gigi26 says:

    Shiid Cookie ain’t leave Magic ass and he brought home the MONSTER!
    ————————————————————————–

    Did he really? or are you just believin what they tell you.. :think:

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    Shay_OH says:

    @ Fay, I know that’s right. When I was in my 20?s & 30?s I was forever threatening to stab a ho in the neck. :shank:

    Now when I see the Mr. getting all gassed in da head by some trick, talm bout how handsome he is, I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”

    :rofl: :rofl: LMAO!!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    if me\hubby had kids and some shyte popped off (cheating) and he had to keep the kids.
    Truss the female he cheated with would be :steer: throwing up her :peace:

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    Shay_OH says:

    @ Bombshell I do say the fo real fo real, while I politely sip on my chardonnay. That usually calms his azz down.

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    Whang!!! :waves: <—customer appreciation card

    u know i really try to do my best. i try to always be the customer in every step of the process. i treat yall the same way i hope to be treated :nun:

    thank you mami!! :love:

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    Sprite, produced by Atlanta-based Coca-Cola, is releasing a limited-edition 12-ounce collectible soft drink can in Florida that salutes Miami Heat forward LeBron James.
    :waiting:
    for my SPRITE an :whistle:

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    Gigi26 says:

    I usually whisper to him “I bet her azz thank your broke azz got some money. Go ‘head and show her your Transunion report.”
    ——————————
    TEAM KILL YO SELF ESTEEM!! :champ: I know that’s right :rofl:

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    Who Dat says:

    Excuse me? Married people, I have a question: If your husband/Wife cheated would you read the other person liek this lady did, or say F it, you can have them?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I have totally read the entire hail out of a broad who tried it with me about my husband. Kicker is…I aint want his azz no more…but BISH I will be daym’d if you gonna tell MEH that there is nothing I can do or say to make you stop fuggin him…HEFFFFFFFFA WHHHHATCHU SAY?

    I went and knocked on that bish door. Not cause I wanted him. Marriage had been broke a minute BEFORE her…cause hoe… I am not sure what you thank dis ill (Mhissy voice) …but what you thank and what it REALLY is are two different scenarios.

    She mysteriously AINT ANSWER.

    :rofl: :kona: <—that ho runnin from the doe

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    Shaybay

    u SHOLE need to have a sit down wiff Sheeda bc chiiiile! :tea: kirk azz need a major dose of reality

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    Shay_OH says:

    dammit. Typing on this tablet has me sounding more ill-lit-er-rit than usual. I think only 3 vowels and 14 consonates work on this muhfuggah.

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    luVn_liFe… says:

    @BOMB triff for what??? my son is 19.I really dont want any more kids at ALL Or else . .
    we woulda had em by now.
    SOOO If by chance hubby gets froggy and it happens;well he knows.

    —————————————–

    Dang a knee-gro can’t even get a to go plate :rofl: I said I’on blame you though cuz @ 19 he’s grown :tea: J

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    Shay_OH says:

    Gigi, gurl, I have found that it’s the invisible ties that bind men better than any store-bought rope!!!

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    luVn_liFe... says:

    :P cheddUP BOMB,well i guess I’ll watch gabby in Mary jane since SANDRiTa aint got a new post any time SooN :pc:

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    Shay_OH says:

    Fay, I would SO love to have a sit down wit Sheeda! She’d be calling me Ilyana when I walked out that beyotch.

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Nah Rasheeda hasn’t had anyone run up on her about Kirk. The wanna be thug rapper in her will make her :box:

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    nybrn2 says:

    If I can’t trust my man/husband then it’s a wrap!!!

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    Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:

    :thinking: How much does Carmelo pay VH1 to keep renewing :eek: show so she can leave him be during the season :tea:

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    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says:

    Outside eating lunch and this lady shaped like Sherri Shep walks by in a hot pink tube top :wtf:
    Firs a ball lady you look about 87 in the waist and the face :stop:
    Second you titties sit so low your nips have road rash
    Third you had the unmitigated gall to put a blond Barbie wig on your head knowing that your skin color does not comply.
    For these treasonous acts I must :ban: you from existing in my presence

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    mzwhang90210 says:

    Oh no :cell: you must be MissTaken says: Nah Rasheeda hasn’t had anyone run up on her about Kirk. The wanna be thug rapper in her will make her
    _______________________
    Rasheeda was funna :box: K-Mooseteef’s arse b4 she threw that candle.
    Rasheeda should’ve neva married Kirk’s ole avacado shaped headed arse no way.

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    tintin1979 says:

    so this is a show, not a movie?

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    Daisy says:

    I don’t think the wife read Mary Jane. The wife came off simple to me and Mary Jane didnt know he was married so she didnt know she was a jump off if you will. I didn’t think she should have approached her in the store though.

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