A military NORAD blimp broke loose from its mooring today in Pennsylvania. The massive blimp is dragging a cable along the ground, snagging power lines and causing power outages to over 20,000 residents.

The military hesitates to shoot the thing down because they don't know where it will land, and, well, it contains top secret spy equipment that they don't want falling into the wrong hands.

According to CNN, the blimp was being used to conduct spy missions along the east coast. Edward Snowden could fill us in on the blimp's true purpose, but Obama is making sure he stays put in Russia.

From CNN.com:
Hunsinger went on to say that there are no reports of injuries or deaths, but the dragging of the blimp's cable has school leaders taking precautions to protect children as classes begin to let out for the day.

There are currently more than 20,000 without power in the Bloomsburg area, according to Joe Nixon with PPL Electric. Nixon said they have "reports that the blimp hit power lines in the Bloomsburg area" and that they are going to the scene to investigate.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    AAANND here we go...

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    That sux? I kinda want to care.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    OFF TOPIC:

    ROLFHAARRD so one of my homegirls just hit me up cussing the paint off the wall at me lolol.. She said after me talking about dating tall men she finally pulled her one..6'4..size 13 shoe right... she said he wore baggy pants so she thinking she got a swanger.. So they in the bed and he is kissing and rubbin.. so she reach around...and feels..a dyck that would make her son embarrassed to have.. he's 8

  • Junkanoo

    If they would just put a fraction of the money they invest in the military into social issues or paying for college essentially making it free then we could make some real progress. Invest in people gad damn it not a culture of dropping bombs an locking people up. Liberation!!!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    BAHWHAHAHAH.....IT HAPPENS... never had it happen but I heard it does

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Girl when I said that made my DAY! I laughed for 20 minutes.. She said he said he was average.. She said yea for a preteen yt boy! I am huuuurrt!!!!

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I use to date a man that is 6'7 size 13 shoe as well.. Well, gurl.... His @sss wasn't packing $h!t either.. Never let height fool ya.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I woulda juuust put him out.. maaan NOO!!! Did he know how to use it though?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Is this that weather machine, or am I thinking of something else. I'm sleepy :zzz:

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    He was watch you call a "Dead Lay" It didn't last long.. LOL

  • ThePearl

    Hey, Wut! This is why me and my girlfriends do a DT (dyck test) prior to the bedroom...when it's gettin' hot and heavy you simply feel that thang -- use an elbow -- anything! But do the DT so you don't have to shame a nig. Um-hmm.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol

  • nucynu25

    To me it's usually the skinny ones that's packing.

  • ThePearl

    yep! and YEP!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    False Alarm.
    I was thinking of the HAARP, which is machine that alters the Weather AND WAS FINNA GET SCARED :bounce:

    Ah Norad HAARP, tomato ToeMotto :kona:

  • nucynu25

    Girl, it's like the weight go straight to the D.

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    It's usually the skinny ones, and the short ones as well..

  • ThePearl

    Hey, DTTS. Hey, girl.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    awwww sads

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    This hot air story is much more fun than the Republican debate coverage tonight! Awesome timing!

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    You and Rev. SlingaDack doing ok?

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    Yo! Lmaooooooo... Ahhhh Naw... Taking a little break.

  • WHITTYwithWORDS

    I understand..breaks are good for clarity...smoke up

  • A.P. Millz-CT

    Always ;) LOL

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Ok...so Dragon13 needs a new place to live. Can she live in this balloon? I'll ship her to it ASAP.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Heyyyyyy you guys and gals!!!!!!!!!! *waves & hugs*

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Girl I know this test..she obviously had not a clue.. she just figured WHALE she figured WRONG LOL

  • SummerBaby

    I've been fooled like that before as well. Baseball player & he can sing.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Girl I had ONE and I never will again. I had to fake abstinence.. I said in my fake half cry voice.. Babe I think we rushing..its too soon.. Ninja left and so did the relationship... nope...

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    The rain and wind were knocking out power here, I'm glad they pruned my trees yesterday.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Heyyyyy Pearly!!!! :2dance:
    :hug:

  • askquestions

    So they built a reconnaissance blimp without remote control?! Impossible.

  • ArDnAhC45

    Not necessarily the short ones. I've run across one that's shaped like an upside down eggplant,pointy. I was devastated. TMI, I know.

  • T3

    And they don't necessarily have to be that tall. T.I.'s size frame will fool you. I'd say he was packing it I had to guess. I fuxx with the Kang but I ain't trying to find out lol

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    ? Hope Eddie Snowden still alive...

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    This made me giggle because I kinda care.... well ok I am working on caring ?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I CAN ATTEST TO THIS!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    THIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT!

  • nucynu25

    Girl, yesss ...then them skinny ones be flexible so they be trying do all type of diff positions

  • CaliYoruba

    She messed up. They have to be Tall AND Lanky LOL

  • CaliYoruba

    He is. Just started a Twitter page last wk. The only person he's following is the gov't.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    -ROLLS EYES UPWARD AT A MEMORY- GIRRRRRRRRL!

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    I thought the government was going to try and take him out .... glad to know he is among the living

  • CaliYoruba

    He's in Russia. Still can't leave.

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    If he comes back to the US he would be in jail for life or executed. Hopefully he can have a better life.... I couldn't do he would did.