un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2F transexual whose feminine appearance is totally convincing.

Men are growing increasingly anxious and fearful about running into one of these at the club or on the street. Gone are the days when men could spot a tranny by his five o’clock shadow and big adam’s apple. With advances in medicine and surgery transvestites are easily passing for women nowadays.

Here are the signs to look for if you think your woman has the same equipment as you do.

  • Prominent brow ridge (women typically do not have brow ridges)
  • Broad shoulders much wider than their hips (women have narrow shoulders and wider hips)
  • Adam’s apple (or look for surgical scar)
  • Breast and butt implants
  • Large hands and feet (men have longer index fingers)
  • Women’s arms angle outward from elbow to wrist
  • Men’s arms hang straight down from shoulder to wrist
  • Narrow hips and long thigh bones
  • Most trannies are taller than the average female
  • Deep voice or fake high pitched voice
  • Overly exaggerated feminine style and walk
  • Heavy makeup and hair weave or wigs


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