Certain bloggers are going loony over this pic of Rihanna performing in the Bahamas over the weekend. One melanin-challenged blogger wrote, “Rihanna keeps it classy at the Atlantis Paradise Island last night, working her perfectly toned ass on stage during a sultry performance.”

Now y’all know Rihanna is one of my favorites in music right now, but in this case, “perfectly toned ass” is a stretch by anyone’s imagination.

Here in Atlanta we have strip clubs that cater to men who prefer mixed women with “perfectly toned” asses, so I can see why that particular blogger would write that. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that Rihanna is still the #1 star in the world. Assets or no assets.