According to TMZ.com, Chris Henry, 24, of the Cincinnati Bengals was arrested for the fifth time in 14 months. But the bigger story here is his striking resemblance to a Gremlin. If a Gremlin mated with the NBA’s Ron Artest, Chris Henny is what their spawn would look like.

The 24-year-old wide receiver turned himself into police yesterday after an 18-year-old guy accused Henry of hitting him in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.

A spokesman for the team said they are aware of the incident, but had no comment. Henry’s agent said Henry had a different account of what went down, but wouldn’t say more.

UPDATE: Mission accomplished — the Bengals have cut Chris Henry. Bengals president Mike Brown said in a statement, “Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated.” (Source)