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When did female celebrities stop learning how to dress? It seems that in the past 10 years or so, celebrities began relying more heavily on stylists who wouldn’t wear the same styles they pick out for their clients if their lives depended on it!

Last night was the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, NY. Some ladies took the “fantasy” part a little bit too far. Like Mary J. Blige, who usually can do no wrong in the fashion department. But that black frock she wore was not the biz. The only thing missing from it was the curtain rod! I have three words for Mary: full length mirror (USE IT!)

While their women looked like dime store rejects, the men were all handsome and debonair as they always are because no man needs a so-called “stylist” to tell him what to wear.

Lastly, I wish I could include Beyoncé in this category, but her dress was so beautiful and she looked so glamorous that I just have to give her her props. That dress was gorgeous!

When your curves go from smooth to lumpy that’s when it’s time to wear something that conceals your imperfections.

This dress looks like something a fisherman caught on his hook and forgot to throw back. I can’t find anything nice to say about this ugly dress.

Kimora should have known better than to wear this loud thing to a costume ball. Maybe Kimora doesn’t know what the proper attire for a costume ball is. The dress code is elegant, Kimora, not clownish! You never make a spectacle of yourself – and embarrass your man – at a black tie affair.