The great Tony Montana once said, “All I have in this world is my name and my balls.” In Chris Brown’s case, Rihanna owns both! How pathetic is this photo of Rihanna basically sonning this geek in public? How much longer will this boy allow RiRi to lead him around like a whipped puppy dog? The only thing missing from this photo is Chris Brown’s collar, leash and doggy biscuit. MAN UP, FOOL!

SHE SO RANDOM:
Here’s Christina Milian again. This time she’s attending Prince’s book signing party in LA over the weekend. She’s nice to look at, but probably dumb as a bag of rocks.

LSLH DON’T CARE:
You didn’t know that Babyface was a self-hating fool who prefers only LSLH women?

If paparazzi are there Sean Combs will come. The biggest coon in Hollywood showed up at Prince’s book signing party in LA over the weekend.

SHE SO RANDOM PT 2:
If Christina Milian can be relevant for no apparent reason, so can Ashanti. Ashanti attended the Hearst Magazines and Universal Motown “Ultimate Prom” on Friday (5/30). Go girl, do your thing.