How many crocodiles had to be killed to make this woman happy?

Beyonce was spotted at LAX this week carrying what seems to be a very expensive crocodile tote. Imagine how many crocodiles were slaughtered to make a tote that size – and she still isn’t happy.

By comparison, a Birkin croc handbag of similar size fetches about $120,000. Knowing Bey, if the bag doesn’t cost at least $40,000, she’s not bothering with it.

And look how she’s carrying it like she don’t want it. This woman is the worst excuse for a superstar celebrity I’ve ever seen in my life. If it pains her so much to be cordial and friendly, why doesn’t she go sit her ass down somewhere and give us a break? And take Jay Z with her!