Morning Wood: Terrell Carter By Request

Today’s Morning Wood, Terrell Carter, is probably the most requested of all my Morning wood men. I’m not sure why because he is clearly suspect. The fact that most women don’t know a suspect down low brother is not a surprise to me.

The down low epidemic is a major problem within our community. So I decided to post these pics as a public service to all those sisters who don’t have a clue. The following pics are captioned with common sense signs that you should look out for.

The biggest sign is: if you even THINK your man is gay – he just might be! Ladies, if you choose to ignore the signs because a man has a hot bod or a killer smile, remember that your life hangs in the balance.

If a man wears more makeup than you, he’s suspect

If a man loves his body more than you do, he’s suspect

If a man has more makeup than you do or asks if he can apply your makeup, he’s suspect

If a man’s hair is hooked up better than yours, he’s suspect

If a man spends ANY time in Yahoo chat rooms, or obsessively checks his Myspace messages, he’s suspect

If a man wears fur – and it isn’t cold outside, he’s suspect

If a man stands too close to another man’s butt, he’s suspect

If a man stays in the mirror longer than you do, he’s suspect

If a man makes statements like, “damn, I’m fine!” he’s suspect

If a man schedules more than 5 photo shoots in a year – and he’s not a model – he’s suspect (gay men LOVE taking pictures)

If a man wears army fatigues on a beach in 100 degree weather, he’s suspect

If a man wears more jewelry than you do, he’s suspect (it’s what’s called “advertising” for other men)

If a man has more clothes and shoes in his closet than you do, he’s suspect

If a man asks you questions like, does my butt look big/small in these jeans?”, he’s suspect

Your man is VERY suspect if he asks you more questions about your male friends than your female friends, or asks, “why don’t you invite your friend Larry over for a drink sometime?” Or he shows too much concern for one of your male friends. Or he asks questions like, “how well do you know him? Is he married?”, etc. A straight man will only make observations about your male friends like, “he seems like a cool dude.”

Your man is suspect if you ever have to ask him, “why are you so worried about my friend ___________?”