Angelina Jolie to Zahara: Go back to Africa

I don’t have any kids, but one thing I do know for sure is they usually grow up to disappoint you.

As a parent, you have your kids lives all mapped out. Their college funds are set and you even have the school all picked out.

Then they grow up and demand their college funds so they can travel the world. And, oh yeah, f*ck college!

Well, Angelina Zolie and her baby daddy, Brad Pitt think they have their daughter Zahara’s life all planned out. The couple plan to build a TB/AIDS clinic in Zahara’s homeland of Ethiopia and, get this: they want Zahara to run it when she grows up.

But what if home girl grows up and decides she doesn’t want to go back to Africa?

I can see the attitude in Miss Z. I’m sure she’ll be too busy running through a succession of white boys while snatching up the latest LV bags and Prada shoes.

You already know the paps will be doggin’ her every move.

Quite frankly, I can’t see Miss Z mixing up powdered milk for AIDS babies. But I could be wrong. I almost always am.