Morning Wood: Alex Rodriguez

Sandra Rose December 17, 2008

I know I’ve been slacking on my Morning Wood posts lately. Here are pics of Madonna’s boy toy Alex Rodriguez doing some training in Miami, Florida. Don’t you wish you could find him all tied up nicely in a red ribbon and bow under your Christmas tree?

Photos: INF DAILY

http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

YES I do SANDRA he is HAWT!!!!!!!!!
keely107

Actually he does nothing for me.
Anna

I am trying to figure out what he sees in 50 yr. old Madonna. She looks old, she’s bossy and demanding. Sandra if this is our weekly wood there could have been more pics.
Sharonda

Pass.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Same here Keely –nothign @ all. How about Common?
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

bump the ribbon and the tree…

put him in the bed….RIPE AND READY FOR THE TAKING!

I’ve been up on him from jump.
PAHairston

Hello All! I’m honored to be the first to comment. Childddddddd, what is he hiding behind that cup? Hmmmmm, hmmmmmm good! But whatever happened to his six-pack? Madonna knows how to pic em.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ER BODY AND MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS AMERICA DURING GOOD TIMES AND BAD! PEACE.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

He’s not “handcuff” material…
candycane

Eh, I’ll pass
Amulet

I’ll pass too.
CaramelDrop

In Damion and Alan voice from In Living Color…..hated it!

Divine: I havent seen you on the otherside this morning did you check out the “fabulosity”?
DMNB

I will pass as well.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Can we have an ex of hnadcuff material?? And are you cuffing them or are they cuffing you?
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

handcuff***
kwallace577

yall ain’t seen me on the other side either. when i said i tried but one out of the two was blocked’ed? that was the one.

yes lawrd to A-rod.
CaramelDrop

kwall: i’m going to email you a link
PAGESINADIARY

nothing here either
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

iyonah…

handcuff material= DEF. NOT SOMEONE WHO LEAVES THEIR WIFE FOR SOME 5O Y/O CHICK…period! He might be straight to “chill” with on the short term. Beyond all that…no can do.

2nd question: Does it matter? If I see something I want to keep…AND THEY WANT TO BE KEPT…does it matter?
CaramelDrop

I nominate WILL DEMPS sexy Afro-Asian ass to be the morning “handcuff” wood. I would hold his ass hostage if I got the chance to! Whew!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

I was under the impression you were referring to kinky bedroom activities — my bad.

But yeah I get what you are saying – he is def not handcuffing material in any way for me.
CaramelDrop

Better yet If I could get ANY man preggers….. IT WOULD BE WILL DEMPS! I lOVE’S ME SOME HIM!
CaramelDrop

DIVINE
Divine: I havent seen you on the otherside this morning did you check out the “fabulosity”?
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

@ Carmel — I just googl’d him, he seems a bit
“How U Doin’?”
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

OHHHHHHHHHHH…IYONAH, YOUS AN UNDERCOOOVER ONE!

Handcuffing is one I’ve tried…HANDCUFF TO WHAT? I don’t have one of the wrought iron headboards.

I did see something on CSI…

this chick tied silk scarves to the side rails of her bed…
tee hee hee
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Caramel….it’s blocked.

BUT…when all else fails, hit the Blackberry!
shunda

No thanks to A-rod but I would love to have Will Demps
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

DIVAAAAA MAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA…I’M INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
CaramelDrop

iYONAH!

OH NO MA’AM NO HOMO THERE! I JUST SENT YOU A FEW PICS…PLEASE RE-ADJUST YOUR GAY-DAR
keely107

@IYONAH:

GUESS MY MIND WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE TOO. LOL. YES I CAN DO COMMON ALL DAY…..(AND NIGHT)
CaramelDrop

About time DiVine!
kwallace577

who got kinky bedroom activities up here? i always knew yall was a bunch of freak nasty mamas up here. LMAO.
ELove

Will Demps IS a DL-Brutha (Real Talk)
@anna
Alex is about to get RIPPED in his divorce and Madonna has NO PROBLEM spending her money on men (None at ALL)
CaramelDrop

Elove say it aint so! STOP your blasphemy!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Lol @ DB – not undercover @ all — I was just asking for clarity. I have never been handcuffed but am open to doing some of the handcuffing (physically). I don’t have that type of headboard either.

LOL @ CARMEL … ITS THE PIC THAT I SAW W/ THE OPEN COLLAR, SEEMS KIND OF I DON’T KNOW INVITING.
ELove

@CaramelDrop
I’m dead serious (NO JOKES)
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

BUT OF COURSE IT’S GIVING ME ISSUES….

I don’t have the patience to deal with that today
CaramelDrop

my gaydar is broke?
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Hey Keely on Common — I know that he is SUPER DUPER CLEAN — He prob taste like fruits, berries, water and all things wholesome. That is a MAN who takes care of his body, his sweat prob taste good.

@ E-Love — I knew I wasn’t buggin.
keely107

HAD TO GOOGLE WILL TO TEST MY GAYDAR, IT WENT OFF LIKE A WILDFIRE B4 THE PAGE WAS DONE REFRESHING!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Sorry to burst your bubbly Carmel – Sr fam votes YES – How u doinf on DEMPS!

LOL
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

doin’**
CaramelDrop

Hush Up Keely Iyonah and Elove!!?!?!?

DENIAL IS BLISS WHEN IT COMES TO WILL DEMPS… LET MY IMAGINATION BE!
KAT

he don’t do a damn thang for me!
keely107

@CARAMEL:

THATS FINE, I STILL HEART GEORGE MICHAEL…..JUST DONT BE A TERRY MCMILLAN.
ELove

@keely107 & @iyonah … LMAO !!!!!
CaramelDrop

elove dont be hatin cause he Purty! What proof do you have!?!?!?
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

OH LORD…

Why do all the brothas have to be DL? Wouldn’t someone surface by now that said they had tapped that?

ELOVE…not you too
ELove

@CaramelDrop
There’s NOTHING WRONG with eye-candy because I KNOW that alot of females I like as Eye-Candy (Especially strippers/video vixens) are Gay and/or Bi-sexual…

Just DON’T do the “Calgon Take Me Away” LMAO
ELove

DNB
NOT if it’s another DL-brutha that’s doing the tapping
ELove

Forgive my fast typing/typos DVB
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Elove…

I don;t know what he looks like…and I’m not going to look at him. I don’t have enough energy to start beasting out because of the DL thang. lol
ELove

DVB
I feel u and I’m not the calling out EVERY brutha as DL type of guy… BUT I know how you real females feel about these DL cats AND I’m just giving you Fair-Warning (No Hate Here)
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

“beasting out”???
prynsexxx

A-Rod can keep his “rod” right to himself.
Amulet

A Him Rod.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

iyonah…don’t be afraid to use google
keely107

DB:

ALL BROTHAS AINT DL, JUST THE ONES THAT GET THEIR EYEBROWS ARCHED!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

The context threw me off and btw Musiq album is AWESOME .. might actually get it, and not the $2 bootleg.

Key Co kind of dissapointed – I like only 3 or 4 songs
ELove

@keely… YOU’RE Killing ME (Stop It!!!) lol
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

disappointed** – I wish this site built in a spell check
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Arched, waxed — all the same to me – if your grooming is more than my OWN than I vote NO!
ELove

@iyonah
You must be using IE instead of Firefox
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

He’s not my cup of tea, but I can see how the ladies who are into the latte brothas would think he’s working with a little something something. But no, Madonna can keep that one.
http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

iyonah Says:

The context threw me off and btw Musiq album is AWESOME .. might actually get it, and not the $2 bootleg.

Key Co kind of dissapointed – I like only 3 or 4 songs
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Oh NOOOOOOO!!!! I asked for Key Key for Christmas. Drat and double drat!
coaretained

amulet…. seriously… wth was that? I know I’m kinda slow.. but… wtf?

@erryone else

My spidey senses aren’t really tingling for this Demps character. Or maybe it’s the pic that came up. I think that most men ( and some women) think that any hi yella pretty nucca is DL.. when in reality there is no mold fa dat.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

@ Bird – YES — I really wanted to get it too. But I can’t support that; maybe if she is in concert up here soon, I will go out, but not the new album. Not feeling it at all.
OFFTOPIC: What’s up w/ your girl Melanie?

@ COA – not all high yella’s is but Demps looks like he has tried a few things in the locker room.
@ E-Love yeah — there are pro IE round these parts
Amulet

coa, when you get it, you will definitely laugh, or I’m just too silly.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Why am I headed to Best buy to get that KeyCo and Anthony Ham?

I couldn’t wait…lol
coaretained

@iyonah

You are silly. After reading Hiding in Hip Hop.. my entire family spent like a month speculating on folks. I gotta ask… what do ya’ll think on Busta? Seriously…. I used to like him ( still like his music) but he’s maaad suspect to me now.

@amulet
yea.. ok
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Iyonah…sobeautiful my hands down favorite!!

Going to see him in Biloxi next month…excited I am!!
teecee

yall still buys cds ? i have bought one in yrs. i got all da latest ones. you need to improve your web search. lolol
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

hey fam!!!

I’s so busy here! But I’m checking in on y’all!

DVB, glad to see that you are in – sad to hear it’s giving issues.
keely107

COAR:

BEEN THINKING BUSTA! WHAT U THINK ABOUT JAMIE?
Sharonda

I really don’t want to see Alex Rodriguez all day as the first post, make him go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prynsexxx

Dbrown said:

Going to see him in Biloxi next month
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He was at out State Fair this past summer………tickets were $6. No lie.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

@ DB and he is so nice in person. I met him @ a cd SIGNING @ TOWER records when BE came out. HE was so kind and humble, now Moss Def was rude as HELL. He wasn’t even the one we came to see and he was acting all STANK.

But back to Common – He is mmm mmm mmmm good, and I don’t even like them that light. But Common could get it.
coaretained

on the fence… read some other ish about him.. I know he’s supa freaky so I wouldn’t put it past him.

How bout the cast of the best man? I’m leaning away from a yes on chestnut.. but the rest… oh yeah.
coaretained

@iyonah..

common seems so down to earth. He could get it from me too off the strength of his personality.
keely107

@COAR:

DIDNT GET A BUZZ FROM CHESTNUT , BUT THEN AGAIN I MAY BE BIASED CUZ ME LOVES HIM! DUDE WITH THE DREADS& MR. HOWARD HAVE GONE AWAY FROM THE LIGHT. MY JURY IS STILL OUT ON TAYE DIGGS, CANT GET ANY FEEDBACK ON HIM, MY DEVICE SAYS “UNTRACKABLE”
coaretained

lmao @ keely

Yeah- chestnut would surprise me. MR Dreads… he’s WIIIIDE open if you ask me.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

keely I just LMAO for real @ “MY JURY IS STILL OUT ON TAYE DIGGS, CANT GET ANY FEEDBACK ON HIM, MY DEVICE SAYS “UNTRACKABLE” ”
all my co workers looking @ me
kwallace577

taye is hetro. just an oreo but hetro.
keely107

YEAH MR DREADS BEEN OUT SINCE “OZ” WIT ADABEASIE!
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

Dread dude is married to a YT… Morris, can’t tell me NATHAN bad about him!
keely107

KWALL:

OK OREO, THATS WHY I CANT READ HIM!
keely107

@DIVA:

AND YT IS SURELY IN THE DARK BOUT HER MAN, COULDNT COME TO OUR SIDE WIT DAT!
coaretained

no.. taye is NOT hetro… dat ninja is hotter than a bag of flaming hots… maybe not OUT… but that closet door ain’t closed… TRUST.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Taye had nice BODY though in the show on ABC —-
coaretained

the one that was on for one week?
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

not sure … but he was having dejavu and he had a yt gf on the show
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

coa, yeah that one…
prynsexxx

COA said:

Common…..He could get it from me
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My homegirl GAVE it to him and she said he left her “a wet mess”. LOL She said all he did was “slobber”. LMAOOOOOO
prynsexxx

Diva said:

Morris, can’t tell me NATHAN bad about him!
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I will Chest Morris’s Nuts, anyday. LOL
coaretained

thought so
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

WHhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttttttt?

@ prynn – please say it ain’t so … oh my goodness … well did she mention the size? We can work on SLOBER.

Did I just type that? I can’t stop lol.
coaretained

@prynn

stfu!!! I just snorted pepsi out my nose ya’ll at the f’n computer.. I’m gonna get fired!
keely107

KNOW THATS RIGHT PRYNN!

ON COMMON: I NEEDS 2 C 4 MYSELF, SAY IT AINT SO!
coaretained

since we sharing friend stories.. my home girl said Cam’ron is a MONSTER.. she’s been around the way a few times ( so I’ve heard…lol) and she said it wouldn’t fit. *side eyeing somebody.. her or cam’ron.. not sure who I should side eye*
kwallace577

we can work on slobber. hursh iyonah. be quiet.

and @coa i almost cried some coke outta my eyes i am laughing at yall so hard.
kwallace577

wouldn’t fit?????????????
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Well COA — CAM looked sexy to me all of two times and for soem reason I think he just might be BLESSED!

@ Keely — I know that’s right.
keely107

IM WIT U KWALL. NEEDS MORE CLARIFICATION…….
coaretained

WOULD
NOT
FIT

And the killer is she says she tag teamed her homegirl (ok .. she deserves the side eye now that I think about it) and she took over and said it was quite nice.
@ iyonah
I used to think he was cute until that same night in question at the club we were at he slapped my azz and told me to get in some booty contest they were having. That was it for me.. only ONE superstar would get to slide slappin my donkey.. and ya’ll know who that is. Ok.. 2.. ya’ll were sleep on my Grant Hill addiction.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

some***
goat76

Ya’ll can make any post go over a hundred post………What’s up my peoples…..
coaretained

hey goat!!!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Girl the two times were @ points where when his weight was up round the Suck it Or Not song time, other than that I pass – but its possible its NICE in size, if it wasn’t we would have heard bout it.

And earlier some1 mentioned Busta – he def is a candidate 4 the HYD club.
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

hey goat!!!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Hey Goat ….
coaretained

It was me that mentioned him and I am soooo convinced he is. Did you hear about some dude calling up Wendy Williams and saying they beat him up B4 intercourse to make sure he didn’t tell??? Oh yeah.. definitely HYD.
Mississippi16

@ COA… I know I’m a little late with this comment but Amulet was calling A Rod a … hemroid – pain in the azz.

Get it… A HIM Rod.
coaretained

@ mississippi

I figured it out shortly after the post.. but didn’t give a dayum enough to let her know. Sorry.
keely107

HAHA@GOAT 110 AND COUNTING!

@COAR: YES SHE GETS THE SIDE EYE! (AND SOME KY JELLY)
Mississippi16

@ 112 … LOL.
kwallace577

GRANT HILL???? from duke??? coa i thought you was my fam : (

hey goat.

and yes homegirl and couldn’t fit and tag teaming the OTHER homegirl needs the side eye and some ky like keely said.
KAT

Key Co kind of dissapointed – I like only 3 or 4 songs
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Oh NOOOOOOO!!!! I asked for Key Key for Christmas. Drat and double drat!
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i am loving keyshia’s cd! i can let the whole thing ride without having to skip a song. i’m digging common and jamie fox also.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

BACK…
coaretained

come on kwall

I got a thing for skinny ninjas with peanut heads and big ears… used to FIEND, do you hear me? For Ray J… then I grew up and said nope. Then I seen the sex tape and… oh.
Mississippi16

@@ COA…
That used to be my look as well…

In college, my friends told me that every boyfriend look like the last one… Tall, skinny, pea head.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

COA….UMMMMM, your friend is off the chain. Tell her to google “astroglide”
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Welcome DB ….
keely107

LMAO@COAR: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS DEEMED HERSELF A PROFESSIONAL “MAN READER” AND SHE ALWAYS TELLS ME THOSE ARE THE ONES TO CHECK FOR.
coaretained

see.. I never knew that…until I met muh babys favah. Lawd… Neway I’m secretly a chubby chaser with the exception of my boo and my otha boo.
kwallace577

@coa i was just like ewwww on grant hill cause i am a TRUE carolina blue gal. he played for THEM (duke)

if there ever WAS a cute duke player i am bound for LIFE to the tarheels and have to act as if i don’t even see the cutie.

basketball will getchu kilt in this part of the country. i ain’t lying….
kwallace577

@coa i was just like that on grant hill cause i am a TRUE carolina blue gal. he played for THEM (duke)

if there ever WAS a cute duke player i am bound for LIFE to the tarheels and have to act as if i don’t even see the cutie.

basketball will getchu kilt in this part of the country. i ain’t lying….
coaretained

@DB

Let me clear that up… she is an aquaintance… one of my friends ex best friends ( long story).. and her mom did daycare for me at one point. Don’t want ya’ll thinking that birds of a feather f*** the same n*gga.
CaramelDrop

Divine:
The consistency of Astroglide is similar to that of pre-ejaculate. Astroglide has achieved a good reputation among its competitors by tending not to have undesirable results such as becoming absorbed too quickly into the body (thus reducing the lubrication) or becoming thick and gummy (a behaviour common in some other lubricants, such as those designed for anal sex). The lubrication of Astroglide can be replenished with water if it begins to absorb. Astroglide is more expensive than many other brands of lubricant; however, sales of Astroglide are increasing and were projected to exceed $16 million in 2006.[
CaramelDrop

(((((hehe)))))
BLACKBARBIE404

WUT IN THE WORLD ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT????

LMAO!!!!
prynsexxx

Miss16 said:

Tall, skinny, pea head
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Thats it right there!!!!!!

I always check the ankles! If he got skin-T ankles…………..You might as well “wife’em”! There will be a “Mr. Prynsexxx” coming soon. LOL
coaretained

I always check the ankles! If he got skin-T ankles…………..

***************
I shouldn’t put his bidness out there.. but my babys legs are the size of MY BIO baby ( the 20 mth old I gave birth too) Not even playing.
prynsexxx

@COA:

Say no more………*winks* LOL
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

CaramelDrop…you are off the chain!!!!!!

Coa…I didn’t think that! I have some friends that will give some porn stars a run for their money! Best friends on top of that!! “birds of a feather” that does not apply at all times. Those are my bisches for life even tho they are freaky!
coaretained

@ DB you ain’t neva lied ( re: caramel)
I let all my ho-ish friends go ( if I still got some they undacova as hell) due to the fact I got a skinny dude. (giving them nasty broads da side eye.. I know for a fact they know da secret) I’ll whoop ya a** ova him!

Speaking of which… so one of my besties just insinuated that Cliff Jr may be popping the question soon… ( late if you ask me) Now what do I do? I’m too nosy for this and if there BE A RING.. I will find it.. Nosiness is like my OCD.. I can’t control it.
kwallace577

astroglide.

carameldrop the astroglide definition including their SALES forecast… just gotcho azz a trip to the blackboard.

imma need… 100 times….”i will not talk about lubricant on srose”
coaretained

@kdub
kwallace577

and DO NOT be abbreviating “srose.”

i need you to spell it OUT.

sandra rose.
coaretained

(heading to blackboard to write I will not laugh so hard I can’t even type- just hit enter)
like I was saying

@kdub
you’s a plum dayum foo!
kwallace577

here i was just dropping back in and i see a FULL def. of astroglide. LORD.

and YOU little coa stop being nosey looking for your RING. folks like you is why i am riding around with a trunk FULL of gifts right now. and sleeping with keys under my pillow.
purepisces

@ Coa

DO NOT GOING LOOKING FOR IT!!!! If you don’t find any evidence of one, you’ll be salty. If you do find one, it might be a Carrie-n-Aiden situation…
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

coa…if you have to doubt your friends over your man…THOSE AREN’T YOUR FRIENDS!

I don’t take “friendship” lightly! With My closest friends….I SHOULD BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY MAN AND MY MONEY WITH THEM AND RETURN WITH BOTH OF THEM UNTOUCHED! Period! (Besides, he’s a breast man and ain’t none of them GOT NANNNNNNNNNNN….ROTFLMAO!!!!!!) That’s why I love my chicks, man! Getting with one of their men would be like messing with a brother….*vomit*
CaramelDrop

1. i will not talk about lubricant on srose – even though Divine brought it up first, huh!
2. i will not talk about lubricant on srose – even though Divine brought it up first, huh!
100. i will not talk about lubricant on srose – even though Divine brought it up first, huh!

There! Im finished
coaretained

@db

That’s why I left them alone… I have 2 close friends now and the rest family. That’s really all I need.

@ pure pisces
You’re right. Had a false alarm last year… thought it was a ring.. turned out to be a birthday party.

@kwall
I’m done with you for the next 30 seconds.. I just can’t do it right now.
coaretained

BTW- who the phluck are carrie and aiden??
Mississippi16

@ KWall…
It’s my baby’s first time really understanding the conept of Christmas so I’m just learning that you can’t put gifts under the tree early.

She slept with two of her presents in the bed with her Saturday night.
goat76

Damn……….. ya’ll stil at it I see……

Ya’ll checking nigga’s ankles……..
Amulet

@mississippi, @ 144, that’s cute. (slept with two presents)
I can’t follow the other threads, way out of my nature.
Mississippi16

@ COA…
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To the corner for not knowing the answer!!

Carrie and Aiden = Sex and the City
purepisces

@ Coa

**GASP!!!!!!!**

BLASPHEMY!!!!

**recovering**

Girl, Sex and the City! =)
ELove

@goat
And they up here TALKING Mad S-H-I-T LMAO
Making me think about ALL the Freaky-to-Super-Freaky females I’ve been with… THOSE ladies brought So Much Joy-n-Pleasure to this man’s life !!!
purepisces

@ Miss

I was gonna let her pass, but you said it…

TO THA CO-NA WIT YAH, COA!!!!!!

STAGE RIGHT————->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
CaramelDrop

coa…if you have to doubt your friends over your man…THOSE AREN’T YOUR FRIENDS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Man! I just had to cut one of my oldest BFF’s because of that “undercover” hoishness! I havent had a “issue” and have reject relationships since Kingston HOEASS daddy decided he wanted Kingston to have a sister 10 days older than MY BABY! aggggggggggrrrrrh!

aNYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS tramp ((that hasnt visited me in a couple of months))) asked what I was doing this past weekend I told her chilling with the kids and my issues; she asked if I would watch her baby I said yea she brought the baby over; issue opened the door for her and came back to the kitchen w/me; OLD bff walks in chit chat I’m cutting onions, my back is turned towards her & “issue” is sitting on the washer this raggly mouth; dusty mud duck bends down to give her baby a kiss WITH HER ASS UP IN THE AIR TURNED TOWARDS MY ISSUE (not bending her knees)) she didnt think I saw cause my back was turned but I turned around to ask him something just in time to see this dusty bitch! I tried to DONKEY KICK THAT HOE! I said damn I know your and your sister are hoes but dont advertise that cheap sh!t to mine. Bitch gone say: Whhhat? I wanted to tell her to tear her and her baby’s ass!

My issue said I made a big deal out of nothing…would that have bothered yall or am I trippin????
coaretained

(dragging my feet to the corner)

(imitating my son)
But how long I gotta stay here cause I didn’t even do nuffin!
ELove

When Sex in the City was on HBO…
IT was the F-ing BOMB!!! (I Really liked that show)
Mississippi16

@ Pure …
I’m administering cyber CPR while waiting on the paramedics!!!!

Hang in there!

@ Coa… see look at what you’ve done!
coaretained

Caramel-

I cosign just cause I’m an irritable individual like that. Have some respect wainch!!

Oh sh!t.. was I supposed to come out da co-nah yet?
coaretained

alright ya’ll I’ll go home a watch a bunch of episodes or sumfin. I seen one?? Does that help?? ( Sorry P.P. I love you!!)
Amulet

@Caramel, I’ve never had friends like that.

I would have probably tripped too.
Usually I’m with men, who would curse a B out for disrespecting me and him like that.
keely107

Dam Coar I do some work, comeback and u and astroglide is in the cona!

Cosign about the “friends” @DB and Coar!
Anna

CaramelDrop Says:

My issue said I made a big deal out of nothing…would that have bothered yall or am I trippin????
~~~~~~~~
Human nature. No one is going to let that slide.
purepisces

@Miss

I will not go into the light.
*GASP*
Sandrarose.com needs me.
*PALPITATIONS*
I will not go into the light.
*TWITCHING*
Sandrarose.com needs me.
*EYELIDS FLUTTERING*
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

CaramelDrop…NOPE! If ya’ll are just associates…NOPE! Instincts will never lead you astray!

ELOVE…if those whores were that damn great, you wouldn’t be speaking of them in past tense. WHAT?

COARTAINED….UMMMM, I’ll give you a pass since you are in Missouri, Wisconsin, damn it, I don’t remember!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

I am going to chk in w/ yall when I get home. I am actually leaving on time today.

Co-sign DB
purepisces

@ Coa

Girl I have seen every, EVERY EPISODE!!! Saw and bought the movie, too!! That has got to be my most favoritest show EVER!! =D
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

ON SECOND THOUGHT…let the bisch bend over, see how hard he’s looking! But, make sure you put it out there that you saw her valiant effort to trick herself out in your house.
CaramelDrop

Anna Says:

~~~~~~~~
Human nature. No one is going to let that slide.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He claims it would’ve been different if he looked he says that he didnt and thought she was just kissing her baby! IDK I was raised to bend my knees to pick ish up..the only time its “tooted up” is when its time to be!
coaretained

MN .. same thing. And cosigning with DB on the past tense. Getcha mind right main!
coaretained

bye Iyonah!!

and in complete agreeance ( who’s the resident word checker here?) with #165
BLACKBARBIE404

SHOOT – I GUESS ID BE IN THE KORNER TOO, CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS EITHER.

I NEVER GOT INTO SEX IN THE CITY LIKE THAT….
ELove

DVB
I’m a Lover of Women and I HAVE no ill-will OR bad-things to say about THOSE Females… They served a wonderful purpose in my sexual-preferences-n-experiences. I don’t equate a great sexual experience with marriage or a committed-relationship… JUST GREAT SEX !!!!!
Amulet

DivineBrown Says:
ELOVE…if those whores were that damn great, you wouldn’t be speaking of them in past tense. WHAT?
—————————

Amen, Divine.
purepisces

@ Caramel

That’s triflin as hell!!! Cosign, Divine, I would have just stood back and saw how long and hard he looked, and had a word with her later away from the kids.
CaramelDrop

Personality # 583 has arrived
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I read about the Glide in Glamour in ’03! It’s like that BLUE MAGIC DENZEL WAS SELLIN IN AMERICAN GANGSTA…

with that I’ll leave it alone. That’s for the “other spot”…and a later date!
Mississippi16

@ Caramel…

Just about all of my friends are married/ committed. Out of respect for them, i have changed my jeans before going to their house to hangout/dinner cause i got a big booty and certain pants make it poke out more than others.

I trust them and don’t think they’ll try anything but it’s just out of respect for errbody and I didn’t want to be the single friend walking around waving my azz in people’s faces.

With that being said, trashy women don’t respect nobody including themselves .
CaramelDrop

Thanks for the imput y’all…I was thinking that it was me and MY trust issues but everytime I recap the ish! I just want to snatch her mangy ass quick weave out!!!
Mississippi16

^5^

High fiving pure pices!
purepisces

@ Coa

Well, since you ain’t see it…

Carrie (Jessica Parker) was dating Aiden, who had decided to propose, unbeknowst to her. He was in the shower one day and she happened to see a ring box in his gym bag…so of course her nosey ass opened it and inside was a pear-shaped diamond with a gold band. Once it hit her that he was gonna propose and that UGLY ring was for her, she promptly threw up!

Turned out in the end that Aiden had gone to Miranda (redhead) for help picking out a ring for Carrie. Then Samantha ended up stepping in and advising Aiden to go with a gorgeous platinum ring instead.

Did your friend help him pick out the ring (if there is one)?? Is that how she knows??? =)
Mississippi16

High fiving pure pices on #163
goat76

@CaramelDrop………………….A nigga is gonna look,it’s an involuntary reflex, like blinking your eyes…you do it with out really knowing……

You ain’t tripping, he is….
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

CaramelDrop, if you can trust your man, everything else is irrelevant! Story: I have a really pretty friend. She used to attention, before I met her, she said she used to see my dude…SHE SAID “GIRL, YOU GOTTA GOOD MAN. WHEN I WALKED BY…HE DIDN;T EVEN LOOK AT ME!!!!”

ELOVE, BABY…like I said, while they may have been good, they weren’t good enough to still be around.

In my book…

I like to be essential personnel! (military lingo)

When everyone else is evacuated, essential personnel is there to take care of the operations.
purepisces

@ Miss

Thanks for saving my cyber life!! LOL!! I’m serious about my SATC!!! =)
ELove

O.K. I SEE.. This is a ladies-only convo O.K.
Well I’ll get wit y’all when errbody is included LOL
CaramelDrop

back to the drawing board!

I think my “dolphin” is all the man I need – cant get pregnant and he only had eyes for me (lol)

TMI…. I KNOW let me shut up before I get sent BACK to the black board
purepisces

@ Miss

Which SATC character are you? I took an online test and they told me I was Miranda, which I totally am…with a bit of Charlotte thrown in!!
CaramelDrop

Hot Dayum Divine my txt message signature is Essential Asset – just fabulous!
Amulet

Elove, I feel you. I know nothing about none of this shiet. I’m not that kind of girl, interesting stuff though.
SHANIASMOMMA

why is he still up there….
goat76

@E-love ……is this the reason why they are not around……

(Bitch) Sisters get respect, hoes get what they deserve
SIsters work hard, hoes work your nerves
Sisters hold you down, hoes hold you up
Sisters help you progress, hoes will slow you up
Sisters cook up a meal, play their role with the kids
Hoes in street with their nose in your biz
Sisters tell the truth, hoes tell lies
Sisters drive cars, hoes wanna ride
Sisters give-up the ass, hoes give-up the ass
Sisters do it slow, hoes do it fast
Sisters do their dirt outside of where they live
Hoes have niggas all up in your crib
Sisters tell you quick “you better check your homie”
Hoes don’t give a fuck, they wanna check for your homie
Sisters love Jay cuz they know how ‘Hov is
I love my sisters, I don’t love no hoes
Amulet

I’m neither. I’m a LADY.
CaramelDrop

Elove what would YOU like to discuss…hell we’re open for anything especially since were discussing MORNING WOOD an hour before I’m about to get off
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

CarmelDrop…we just flow like that, son! What can I say!
ELove

DVB
I STILL know alot of THOSE females (We’re friends)…
Well Some are still friends with benefits (when I choose to partake in such activities) Women REALLY get along very well with me because I don’t have the typical issues-n-hangups that most men bring to the table (Real Talk)
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I MISS KYMSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIIIIII KYM!!!!!!!!!!!!
keely107

@Caramel: I agree with DB instincts are always right! Hail no she shouldnt have been bending ova like that, and what Ive learned is just what u did, dont check her, check the dude and if he re-acts correctly we have to check ourselves for having these types so close.
CaramelDrop

Preach Goat!
purepisces

@ Goat

IT’S THE ROC!!!!!! =D

That ish is true, too!!
Mississippi16

@ Elove AND Goat…
Your input is definitley welcome. You know we always need a male’s perspective.

And to me, the point isn’t whether he looked or not. The point is “friends” should show respect whether you met the dude yesterday or 3 years ago.

If not, like DB said, they’re not your friend.
coaretained

@ goat

I feel that too.. I mean hell sometimes I look. I don’t like women at all but if you see an outrageously BIG AZZ.. I have to at least double take ( out of jealousy maybe??) I think it’s just different when the subject is a supposed homie or something. SOme broads are just like that.. craving attention ( Ya’ll know anyone like that???!!!)and want to see if they can turn your mans head. I don’t know why they are that way.. but they are… with their nasty azzes.

@ pure pisces

thanks for filling me in. See I don’t know WHAT she knows or if she’s just trying to make me feel better cause she’s getting married. She said, and I quote ” I have a feeling it’s gonna happen for you sooner than you thinkm but we’ll talk about that later”. This was over myspace, but am I reading in to it too much? There were lots of insinuations and CAPS on the msg too.
CaramelDrop

I know Keely! To be honest I was hurt more than anything I have a huge issue with “sloppy seconds” and I will NEVER EVER LAY UP WITH SOMEONE I KNOWS MAN but to have someone that you so call love and trust as a friend to do that just kinda through me… I dont fool with many people as it is and SHE KNOWS that. I just wanted to make sure I wasnt tripping. I can HONESTLY say he didnt look at least while I was looking he didnt but who knows
brownsugar2874

Hey have any of you heard Anthony Hamilton’s new CD The Point of it All? I love the entire CD… You should check it out if you haven’t!!!!
Mississippi16

@ Pices..
I would have to say that I have more of Carrie’s character with a mix of Charlotte. I think i took that same test (when the movie first came out) but i can’t remember which character it was(Carrie or Charlotte).
coaretained

oh yeah- Pisces… he’s made some off brand comments too.
Amulet

@brownsugar, Haven’t heard it, but I’m sure that it is good too.
purepisces

@ Coa

I guess I would say don’t get your hopes up too high, but cross your fingers….AND she shouldn’t have effin SAID ANYTHING!!!! =P I would want to be totally surprised, myself.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I ain’t none of them SATC CHICKS….

who is gonna say they are Samantha?

ROTFLMAO…”FUNKY SPUNK”…..ROTFLMAO…
Mississippi16

@ Brownsugga…
i got that Anthony Hamilton at lunch. It’s a very solid CD. If you’re looking for some catchy tunes, this isn’t the cd for you.

If you’re looking for some deep lyrical Marvin Gaye type of ish that speaks to the soul, this one should go in your emergency kit.
brownsugar2874

@ Mississippi16- You are so right. I have listened to this cd over and over today… Marvin Gaye type of music is right….
coaretained

@ purepisces
I do want to be surprised… but dayum I’m so nosy. Girl I’ve been done getting my hopes high.. we’ve been together since high school ( ten years this year) that’s probably why I kinda want to confirm. Oh well.. if he does he does.. if he don’t… he’s dead. JK
CaramelDrop

DivineBrown Says:

I ain’t none of them SATC CHICKS….

who is gonna say they are Samantha?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Personality # 583 will i’m sure
purepisces

@ Miss

I’m totally sarcastic and “I AM WOMAN!” like Miranda, but I’m a total romantic and morally inclined like Charlotte. I guess I’m 60% Miranda and 40% Charlotte…minus the babies though!! =)
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Caramel…naw. clueless about it all.

SAD…

*dying and gasping for air from laughter*
Amulet

I am so happy to have heard these stories and feel the energy and realism from each person.

Thanks for sharing.
Good Nite~
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Miranda had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many issues.

‘member when she ate the whole damn I love you cookie?

‘member when she didn’t wanna give Steve no leg before work?

‘member how she used to treat Magda?

She gone in the mind sometimes
coaretained

***shaking my head vigrasly ( sp on purpose)***
purepisces

@ Coa

10 YEARS?!?!?! DAMN!!!! At that point I guess I’d be turning over stones looking for rings too!!!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Elove….where you at? I wish you were closer. You seem like someone I could “Sunday Brunch” over some Mimosas and Bloody Mary’s and have a BALL, just clowning!!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

<——————————– *on the floor hollerin*
Mississippi16

@ DBrown

The guy i was dating when they were on HBO knew i was a HUGE fan and would always get me the latest DVD box sets.

I say that I identiy w/ Carrie b/c that guy and I mirror what happened in the Carrie/ Big relationship.

We were in many ways BEST, BEST, BEST friends but couldn’t really make the relationship work (for stupid reasons when i look back at it).

Anyhoo, he went on to get married and i dated other people, got engage… but we have always held a strong connection to each other.
coaretained

@ pure pisces

Been messing around since I was 15.. made it official at 16.5 been together since. We’ve “broken up” but never over a month. So sad… and to think he proposed to me twice before we were old enough to get married… now I’m trying to wish rings up and sh!t.
Mississippi16

@ pure

I say Carrie because of my relaxed attitude. I say Charlotte because of the moral inclination also but i will confess that my “Big” and I did have one rendevouz (like the show, minus the broken teeth). That is my seond biggest regret in life.
Mississippi16

@ Goat…
I like your #188!!
coaretained

damn when did we make it over 200???
purepisces

@ Divine

She freaked with fineazz Blair said he was in love with her, cuz she was still in love with Steve.

She did too give Steve some before work, but, ALL THE TIME?! I wouldn’t either…shyt, someone gotta go to work (on time) and make the money…

Magda was damn crazy herself!! Giving her a damn rolling pin talkin about, “Every woman should make pies,” putting that Virgin Mary statue in her goodie drawer, and her vibrator next to the hairdryer!! She turned out alright, but in the beginning, she was nutty.

I thought that Miranda was the sanest of the bunch!! LOL!! =)

Now I will admit, Miranda was wrong for the “No Cuddling” rule!!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Sip…It’ be’s like that sometimes. I’m a “chemistry” gal, as well. I have a story but I don’t wanna put it out there like that. I will have to fill you in later.

I have all of the SATC DVD sets. I love the show but I am none of them. I COULD ROLL WITH ALL OF THEM! Essssssssspecially Carrie and Samantha. I really liked the Samantha and Richard story line. Been there….
Mississippi16

^^ She sure did freak his fine AZZ!!!

Miranda is underrated on her outfits. They were always BANGIN but because Carrie’s ensemble was more out there and ecclectic, she got all the wardrobe attention.
ELove

I WAS Mr. Big to several Close-n-Special female friends… And just like him I was upfront-n-honest about my intentions to NOT get married or catch-feelings to the point WHERE stressful situations would arise and F-Up the perfect-balance of the relationship
purepisces

@ Miss

Aww damn!! I don’t have a Big yet, but I hope I recognize and nab him when he comes along. That’s gotta be so crazy to have a potential “The One” marry someone else…
Kymystry

Heyyyyyyy Divine !!!! … gurl … I was off today … gettin some things DONE .. first time I had a chance to peek in

Hey YALLLLLL !!! … I misseded Yall today !!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I hear you pisces. Good points there…

Miranda was extremely neurotic, rigid and inflexible. 3 qualities I cannot, will not even begin to understand. Not to mention she was a control freak.

Give me a man with enough energy and motivation to want some daily! PLEASE!

AND SOME MORE…AFTER HE JUST GOT SOME! PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Mississippi16

Elove… Several???
Mississippi16

Hey Kym.
coaretained

I’m outtie ya’ll.

I’ll holla!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I don’t want no Mr. Big! NEVER NOT EVER!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

What it is, Kym! I wanted your point of view on some of this
CaramelDrop

Hey Kym!!!!!
ELove

I DID alot of traveling (Business-Job related purposes) AND I just happen to meet-n-connect with some real females who understood where a brutha was coming from…
IT’S extremely hard for me to just LET GO of a Good-Great thing ESPECIALLY when it’s so beneficial to me
purepisces

Bye!! @ Coa =)

Hey!! @ Kymmy =)

@ Divine

Sorry, chica…YOU ALREADY GOT HIM!!!!! MMMWWWHHHHAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!! =d
Kymystry

Hey Missip !!!
lata Coar !
Kymystry

Divine .. can I get a quick recap .. i PROMISE u i didn’t read all of that …

Hey Divaaaaa … Hey Carmel …
ELove

@Kym… Tarty-n-Ready to Party
Kymystry

Hey ELove(me) .. lol

yall give me a few to SCAN the posts and I’ll have summin to say I’m sure
purepisces

I really liked Miranda’s character…sure she was a bit controlling, but it seemed like she was the one who kept the group together. =) And she was the only one with a baby, which forced her to be less rigid and more flexible…
purepisces

Bye!! @ Coa =)

Hey!! @ Kymmy =)

@ Divine

Sorry, chica…YOU ALREADY GOT HIM!!!!! MWAAA HA HA HAAA!!! =P
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Kym…we were all over the place. But, Caramel’s booty tootin ass friend got it poppin!

And astroglide!

Lol
CaramelDrop

Goat and ELove:

I posted a link on the otherside I think y’all will get a laugh out of!!! goat probably already saw it that is if the “man” has not been holding him down all day…lol

cyber sistas dont get mad at me….I thought they could use it since whe have saturated them with so much feminine Sh!t today
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pisces!!!

Why did I just try to pick up my phone and call you!!!! Wtf?

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOO

Oooooohhhh! This is up for discussion

You hit me with the 1-2 combo
purepisces

@ Divine

ROTFL WIT GLEE!!! I JUST LOVE PUTTIN UPPITY “I DON’T LOVE THEM HOES” HEFFAS IN THEIR PLACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! =D

*PATTING SELF ON BACK*
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Caramel, I’m yo wingman, homie!

Down like Fo’ flats own a cadillac!
CaramelDrop

I gotcha back even when you aint on the post to have your own back….lol
purepisces

@ Caramel

UGH!!! That awful to watch….that mofo kept tryin to fight though!!!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Dammit. Dammit Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pisces…why’d you say that, man?

Please don’t say that…take it back

Awwwwwww dammit!
CaramelDrop

I dont even really like Ciara buts she brought the fabulousness to the L.A. premiere of The Wrestler last night–conveniently alongside Mr. Curtis Jackson”
CaramelDrop

@ pure

you know i’m slow sometimes…fight through what…I’ve been surfing the web and i’s confused…lol
Kymystry

Aigght…. Carmel . .. chick ain’t your riend .. she’s a hungry disrespctful thirsty chickehead … I would have kicked her azz so hard .. i would have needed a drywall patch …

no comment on the Astroglide … lol
CaramelDrop

PURE!?!! I’ve been meaning to ask you….what happened to the Rest of Beyonce ponytail in your gravatar….is that her “real” hair
CaramelDrop

@ Kym: ROTDLMAO!!!

Oh! Pure the man with that leg…ugh that was just horrible! It looked so wobbly I thought it was fake
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Dammit. Dammit Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!! Pisces…why’d you say that, man?

Please don’t say that…take it back

Aw w w w w w w dammit!

Reposted…
CaramelDrop

@ kym

I think I’m going to give Prynn her email address and a picture of the dusty bisch and let Prynn wear that asss out
Kymystry

i have VERY FEW female friends… My best friend lives in NC .. and I’m like Missip .. she’s married and I’m not .. so I’m VERY mindful of my dress when I’m with married couples … I don’t want their headaches (spouses)…
kwallace577

i see the afta hours crew is up to their reg. tricks. hey keeeyum.
kwallace577

who the hail is dusty caramel? scrolling up….
purepisces

@ Caramel

Girl, that’s just how the pic looked when I saw on the net somewhere and grabbed it. I need to find the original full-size one. It looks like Bey (who I can’t stand btw) is walking in an airport (I think) and there is this horrified looking dude in the background giving her the sideeye!! I don’t know if it’s photoshopped or what, but the shyt is HILARIOUS!!! =D I’ma look for it tonite…
CaramelDrop

Dusty is that heifer I was telling yall about
purepisces

@ Divine

I GOT YOU SHOOK OFF THE REALNESS… LMAO!!!!

NO TAKESIES BACKSIES!!!! =D
CaramelDrop

Dusty Mud Duck = Shienka oops did I type her name
Kymystry

Hey Kayyyyyyyyy !!!
kwallace577

a dagum dusty mud duck…
CaramelDrop

Allllllllllllllllrighhhhhhhhhty Then (((Ace Ventura Pet Detective – I hate that phuckin movie))))

I have to get off these folks clock see yall WHEN I CLOCK BACK IN (HEHE)
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiscessssssss….

Take that back, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Piiiiiiissssscceeeeeees, don’t do me!

Whyyyyyyyyyy?

*why am I still laughin ’cause I tried to pick up the phone all flustered and call you and get loud*

See, you gon have me callin just cuttin the hail up for no reason…startin arguments are shiet!!!
purepisces

@ Divine

Girl, you know it’s true!! Betcha have all the “Mr. Big” symptoms… For example…

1. You compare every other guy to him
2. Even while you are with someone else, you think about him…
3. You may leave, fight, whatever, but you always come back to him, and him to you
4. You stay friends and in contact even through any other relationships either of you have
5. You always wish he was wherever you are, no matter how fabulous a place it already is
6. You’re happier with him than any other dude
7. He always seems to pop up whenever you are getting more involved with someone else
8. Deep down, you see yourselves together in the end

ADMIT IT!!! =P
goat76

Hey!!!!! Is the night crew working tonight……………

Ya’ll some fools fareal……..
Kymystry

I need to see what-ELSE was discussed on the Rose today
goat76

What up Kymy……
Mzsuave

lol…yall out late tonight huh.

*trynna play catch-up*
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

I’m back — scrolling up
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

heeeeyyyyy!!!!
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

suave! did you get my e-mail?!?! we got some fabulosity going on!
Mzsuave

noooooo, diva I didn’t get it! send it again!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Nooooooo..I’m not that bad!

1. Sometimes
2. Depends on the person

3. We don’t argue or fight.

4. So damn what? What you think you’re Ms. Cleo…LMAO

5. Not in “target rich” areas…like the club

6. Ummmmm, I own evvvvvven know

7. Aint that what nukkas do?

8. Honestly, I’ve never talked about my Mr. Big on here.

On Super Bowl Sunday 2005…he gave me platinum and diamonds in front of our familes. Fast forward to the present: I’m not married, confused as phuck, still have to ring AND put it on from time to time…

The rest issss…like waaaaaaayyyy to deep for it to not be over glasses of chilled Muscato or goose and pineapple. ( I have a heart…lol)
Kymystry

heyyyy Suaveeeee

Hey goat !!
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

heyyyy Kym!!! You were missed!!!
http://myspace.com/ckarinwhite ckarinwhite

Why are there so many comments about A-Rod?…Scrolling back up to read…
Kymystry

Thanks Diva …. I was tying up some things today .. running errands .. trying to get myt persoal life straight … sigh
Mzsuave

Hey Kym!!!! Hiya Goat!
kwallace577

i was over in the other spot tryna figure out how to become a follower and everything. i got it. posted my pic and errythang so EASY unlike up here SANDRA (hint hint). been kicked out THREE TIMES up in here and STILL cain’t figure out how to make my pic pop up. oh well.

hey suave. goat.
kwallace577

@kymy #282 can you get my personal life skrait while you at it?? LMAO. i got a whole long list for you if the answer is yes. can’t do my own shyt for having to do these folks around HERE.
purepisces

Divi

You are just so conflicted, aren’t you!!! =) LOL!! It’s okay, I won’t tell anyone!

*mental note – When Divi comes up for B Bash, sit her down, get her drunk, and listen to her SPILL!!!* Heh heh!!
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

suave, did you get it? if not, e-mail me so that I can reply to you, cuz apparently I hae the addy down wrong.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

@ purepisces …. post 268, just summed up a 6 year situation for me … its crazy reading your words, cause I know I live it
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

@ purepisces …. post 268, just summed up a 6 year situation for me … its crazy reading your words, cause I know I live it
Kymystry

Kay .. imma need your ear later on … I think … sigh
kwallace577

Why are there so many comments about A-Rod?
———————————————
cause this fam right HERE will turn a post OUT. it can be about billygoats and it will get 300-350 posts.

potbellied pigs 200+ posts.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Yall going 2 be on 4 a while? I am about 2 go & make dinner.
kwallace577

you got my ear kymy but that hardhead of yours keep accin up he gonna get a who ride for his AZZ!!! go check out some other post today when i told miss16 i would ride out on her ex. i am itching to whip some AZZ.

you say let’s…imma say go! in other words say the word.

look at me tryna run up on mr. military police man. i need to sitmyazz down….LMAO.
kwallace577

imma go play my numbers in a minute iyonah but i’ll be back.
purepisces

@ Iyonah

Yeah, I’m good that way! =)

I’ll be around…bout to go home and watch my shows…Pushing Daisies and Private Practice coming on tonight!
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

iyonah, will be here (I think – I’m a bit obsessed with the other now!
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Back…

Pisces, LMAO…mystery is part of my appeal! I don’t crack easily! (Sober) lol

Now where are we?
Kymystry

so .. how long would yall say it takes to get over someone ? ? ?
kwallace577

aw hell i’m back. and kymy is telling us i gotta go whip some dude down all subtle like.
kwallace577

to answer your question sometimes a few months but to be honest i have had some i NEVER got over. i just got under someone new eventually so it made me forget them. fiance number 2…still not all the way over him. i just got married and moved on.

example…saw that dude in the applebees a few weeks back with HIS wife and kids and i was back in 2001 all over again…just like that. sad but true. me and my cuz sat there all NIGHT trying to drink away my woulda coulda shouldas…..

imma e-mail you.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Ya’ll gone?
kwallace577

i’m here.
purepisces

Nah,

I’m here Divi…checkin in and watchin tv…
kwallace577

i gotta go and make pasta salad and cupcakes in a few for my job (pasta) and my baby’s preschool (cupcakes) for tomorrow. i’m here right now tho.
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Yooo…

I can NOT log on to the lounge!

I’m Not gonna back able to mess with it.

I’ve been trying to do that shit all damn day.

Done with it! Damn, that shit is annoying!
kwallace577

NOOOOOOOOOOO. it took me awhile too. DANG IT.
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

NO, DVB, NOOO!!!
kwallace577

aight fam i’mma go do this pasta and cupcakes.catch yall tomorrow.
BLACKBARBIE404

GUESS ERRABODY GONE………..

GOODNIGHT!

LAWD, LOOKS LIKE WE GONNA HAVE THIS POST FOR THE MORNING… I SEE 500+ BY NOON TOMORROW…

LOL
Ecstracy

dang – I missed er’rybody trying to read all the comments!
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

I am still here Barbie …

@kym …I don’t think time is a factor in getting over, its where your feekings and emotions are about the individual or situation as TIP would say.
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

feelings***
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

Well, d*mn, we still on this post?

GOOD MORNING FAM!!!

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