Poor Sheree Whitfield. Too bad no one explained to her that you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.

Whitfield is appealing that skimpy divorce settlement she received last year from her husband, former NFL player Bob Whitfield.

Whitfield’s argument is that the $113,422 a year settlement hardly maintains that fake extravagant lifestyle she perpetrated on the hit reality series Housewives of Atlanta.

Sheree Whitfield had said she was seeking a 7 figure settlement from her former hubby. But unfortunately, brah man doesn’t have that kind of money.

So Sheree will go back to divorce court on Monday (1/12) and hope for a miracle.

AJC’s Rodney Ho has all the pertinent details on Sheree’s appeal, if you care.

Meanwhile, Sheree will celebrate her birthday at Utopia tonight. Her special guest will be Derrick Handspike, the bestselling author who penned Bobby Brown’s biographical tome, The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But… in book stores now.