When I posted those pics of Alicia Keys’ flat azz earlier this week, I didn’t even notice the ugly azz heels she had on were those same controversial and offensive “fertility goddess tribal” pumps that’s the talk of the message boards. They’re made by Christian Dior for their Spring/Summer 1009 collection and they’re priced at around $1,500. I’m so happy to see that my original perception of Alicia Keys was correct: she’s pretty to look at but there’s nothing between her ears.
She might as well go all the way and wear these on her heels. Same difference…
Ok Sandra what’s up with the big booty twins. If I had all that ass I would be praying that I had no ass as you think Alicia doesn’t.
That is why she graduated early from high school and was accepted to Columbia as well as other Ivy league schools!
I am not offended by the shoes either
TEAM AKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewww I would never want a butt that big. At some point girls needs to determine what is a sexy phat ass vs. what is borderline diabetes and stroke fat asses. And that pic is borderline diabetes and stroke fat ass. Please talk in depth about this with your plastic surgeon before you make that life changing alteration. Thank You!
If I were a lesbian Alicia would be my ideal chick she and Omahrya Mota. As for the shoes I could most certainly do with them.
I THINK I’M BLIND!!!
Why was there no warning sign on that ass?
*Excuse me while I throw up….
@iscream…Yep, we definitely needed a warning before scrolling down. LOL. I wouldn’t know what the hell to do if I had all that ass. Lawdamercy
Regarding the shoes, they have potential. I could do without the heel though. It just looks awkward for some reason.
I think the azz pic is photoshopped
if i had ass like that i will donate(sell) to alicia,mirah carey,whitney houston,frankie beverly(maze)olsen twins..etc..LMAO!! HAPPY FRIDAY FAMILY!!
Sandra,
Love to start stuff, so I am not gonna comment on those woman who should have never put those bikini’s on.
Hello All. For what its worth, Alicia is one of the most talented artist out there today, male or female. She sings beautifully, writes music beautifully, plays the piano beautifully and from what I can see or have read about her, she’s a beautiful person, inside and definitely out.(I compare her to Stevie Wonder or Prince, icons of music.) Sandra, why do you hate on her so and Beyonce for that matter? Have they done something to you personally? Is it because they are beautiful, light-skinned, black women? Just like you were born a beautiful chocolate hue, they were born light, bright, damn-near-white. Was it their choice? Was it your choice? I don’t think so. And as for asses, is this all we ever think about, big ass butts? God help us all. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I think they would be cuter if it was a greek man holding the shoe up. That looks like she’s stepping on a midgets’ head
those asses look like they would break some toilets and wreak havoc on the toilet paper industry.
lol @ SMALONE, Frankie Beverly?
Those shoes are the biz Sandra. I like Alicia’s better than the model though.
candycane I agree with the Greek man idea that would have been better.
The shoes don’t offend me either. People have used the same fertility statues as bookends for years.
why are those wrinkly/dimply/cottage chesse azzes on this post?
love her shoes btw….
Auntie,
Now you know that photo is just wrong, why we always got to be the ones with the gigantic a**? why auntie why?
there isn’t anything wrong with those shoes. if diamond stepped out in those same shoes you would not have an issue. lmao