FanMAIL: Beyonce in a few years?

Sandra Rose May 1, 2009

Loyal reader Shana writes: “BEYONCE IN A FEW YEARS – lmao. Just kidding, it’s the 1st lady of Cameroon [Chantal Biya]. Bless her heart!”

coaretained

That’s a mean azz side eye.. that should replace Monica’s eye roll.
anti-PC

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love Beyonce, but I can totally see her looking just that clueless in another 30 years! lol
iyonah

SR … you need to stop playing. Bey will age gracefully!

The 1st lady above looks MARVELOUS … I love the STYLE …

sike ….
Coo Coo Bananas

The side-eye is wicked in the last pic.
h0tsauce

I was addicted to RUPAUL’s show Drag Race and the Drag Queen that WON the show was from Camaroon..He’s an animated character in Drag and I can see where he gets it from….
Lucy

You so wrong for the Sandra but you ended my day with a laugh.
Daisy

Sandra thank you for allowing DivineBrown to come back

That is a sho nuff side eye!

How much does her hair weigh?
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

OMG.. this lady looks like the crowardly lion from teh wizard of oz.. LOL
anti-PC

Peachizz Says:

OMG.. this lady looks like the crowardly lion from teh wizard of oz.. LOL
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LOLLLLLLLL She really does!!
aqtpie

LMAO!!
coaretained

AAAAND it’s a mullet!!
Daisy

Yall know she favors Mama Tina as well..lol Dont play
rochele08

WTH?..the top pic scares me..
coaretained

is it ever gonna work?? I’ve been deprived enough!! LOL
coaretained

there I am…*whew*
kwallace577

it’s on like popcorn up in dis here beotch. my peeps is BACK. FINALLY. thank you sooooo much for listening to me auntie.

hey coa! divine!

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyyy (in my flava flav voice)!
rochele08

welcome back coaretained!
iyonah

Welcome back COA!!!!
coaretained

*running man*

Hey guys… kwall I shouted you out in the fantasia post…

I have MISSED being able to post my $.25!!
iyonah

I totally didn’t see your post on here till now!!!

*\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/*
coaretained

***hugs Iyonah***

Honey… I’m home!!

DIvine where you @???

Lets talk bout home girls MULLET…LOL
ReadTheBlog

Iyonah – is you fo real? LOL!
coaretained

I was in moderation tweaking…LOL
coaretained

yup RTB.. she is.
iscream

Coa welcome back

Kwallace I think a kona is awaiting the re- arrival.

I peeped that comment (each time)

@ topic. I’m sorry but that lady looks like Tina Knowles…
coaretained

thanks iscream. Can someone say SOMETHING bout this chicks hair??? Is the business in the front party in the back what’s hot in the skreets of Cameroon??
iyonah

LOL … Serious on Bey aging gracefully …Moma Tina is FAB!

Sike on the style of “Chantal Biya”
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

I knew Kwall was sent to the corner but not you,coaretaine,
Welcome back.. Where Goat? ELove? and we can’t forget good ole Charles….
cocoa49

LMAO….YALL NEED TO STOP!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Aw shyt! Come back and see coaretained! What’s up? How are you my fellow Virgo. We missed ya!
Divinebrown

Weeeeeeezyyyy!!! You brought us, backkkkkkk!!! Yay!!!!

Ummmm that hair looks like it climbs off her head by itself and hits a mean perch on the dresser until the next morning!

What’s with the brows?

She looks like Unique’s body double for the Ray J reunion show. Minus the crowding and bottom row of teeth battling on the lower mandible
coaretained

I was.. but I’m behaving now..Goat’s still round.. DO NOT SPEAK UP ON CHARLES…LOL
coaretained

@divine…

DEAD!!! THe brows look like the accent over the e in Jose.

*in my sista girl voice*

Hey Yvonne…Virgo’s BACK representing!!
SMALONE

NOPE! NOT BEY..WITH ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERY OUT I HIGHLY DOUBT IT! BUT ITS FUN LOOKING AT IT!
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

“Unique’s body double for the Ray J reunion”
Classic
Divinebrown

Coa!!! *on the floor*

She better stop…she know good and well it’s hot in Cameroon. One of them brows will smudge to all hail!

What am I talkin about? The mullet hair would wrench right on down and sharpie it right back on.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

“THe brows look like the accent over the e in Jose.”

Hilarious! This chick is in DESPERATE need of a stylist
coaretained

*in my dave chappelle voice*

they shoulda neva let thiese niccas back in!!

ROTFMLMMFAO @ Divine giving the mullet a life, personality AND a job.
coaretained

FYI ( since we FAM again and errythang)

My babies school just changed their name to

BARACK AND MICHELLE OBAMA SERVICE LEARNING ELEMENTARY

(insert someones hating arse……right… HERE)
Divinebrown

Coa…I just had one of them laughs that the neighbors can hear over the TV. You are stooooooopid.

Weeeeeee’re bacccckkk!!

I’d say I wanna snatch the mullet hair to see if its all one piece but it looks like it would strong arm me down to the pavement.

Mullet lacefront, weave track hair is not the one…that hair looks fiesty. Don’t play…
coaretained

Like it would whoop yo azz….LOL

Why does it remind me of squidbillies?? LIke it’s walking round drinking forties and shyt in the trailer park…LOL
iscream

Yall only been back a few hours and have turned it out already

THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS… wish it could’ve been earlier. My day was longggg.
Divinebrown

Will beat a muthasucka D O W N!!

Takin Red’s bike and Smokie’s links.

What chu got on my Forty, homie type stuff.

Really…she should be ashamed of herself.

On a much lighter note…music from Cameroon is the business!!!!!! Their videos are like 10 minutes long and the chicks W O R K!! I was too thru when I saw that. They didn’t have any fiesty mullet weaves, though. The queen originated that one.
coaretained

ok.. last one and I’m done…

That last pic.. she is ACTUALLy side eyeing that mullet ’cause it keeps talking while she’s trying to hear what’s going on…I bet it does that during movies too. Can’t stand that.

That mullet…I tell ya… just a bad azz all around.

*so good to be home*

have a good weekend folks!
Divinebrown

Hollla Coa!!!

You know Monday is gonna be monumental. Lmao…

Hole up, what did ya’ll do to the homie Charles to get him banned.

Charles, if you’re reading this, Heeeey Boooooo!!!

*snatched by the lacefront is still a classic*
Daisy

Mama Tina had her moments and still does Iyonah where she is NOT so Fab. Sorry
coaretained

Divine.. I think he was calling women folks bytches and hoes.. that’s what I was getting during my lurker period.
Daisy

^That would be the correct reason why Charles got banned temp. I am sure he will be back as well
Kymystry

Laffin at the First Lady of France … she look scared den a mofo … thought bubble would say .. did her hair just threaten me ? ? ?
pointhimout

OH MY. the white chick’s face–PRICELESS. Her face–DEAD.
Zuley

I guess I’m the minority because something about her screams FIERCE honay! And I to was addicted to Rupaul’s drag race. And Bebe Zahara Benet was my favorite as Rupaul would say all the way from Camerooooooooon lol. This first lady looks like an older version of Kimora to me actually.
jazi65

bey will jakk this look for the u.s leg of her tour LOL
Daisy

Zuley you should be use to being in the minority..lol
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

I saw this same pic on another blog sight. Had me crying at work. And she’s forever giving someone the side-eye with that bear on her head. HOT MESS!!!!!!
LilMissRed

what the… who the… ?? I just CAN’T today !

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