According to the Cincinatti Enquirer, a Wyoming woman broke into a home to steal a picture of Barack Obama. As she struggled with the home owner, her get away driver, Tamika Cornwell, 31, hit the gas and sped off without her.
The thief, Marla Anderson, 24, was arrested at the scene. Her get away driver was later apprehended. In addition to being an accomplice to a burglary, Cornwell was charged with child endangerment because her 3-year-old son was in the car.
I’m not as witty as David Letterman, but here’s my Top 5 reasons why Anderson did it:
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5. She thought the house was on fire and she wanted to save Barack Obama’s pic
4. She heard Barack Obama’s voice in her head telling her to steal him and she replied, “Yes I Can!”
3. She thought she could pawn the pic for at least 10 bucks to score some weed
2. She thought it was her house and she wondered, “What is this Barack Obama picture doing on MY wall?”
1. She thought it was a picture of Will Smith
Thanks to loyal reader BevG for the link!
