Monthly Archives: July, 2009

FanMAIL: Gary Dourdan is a ho

Loyal reader PeaceSpirit wanted to clear up what she called "misinformation" in my previous post on washed up self-hating actor Gary Dourdan. Another ignorant...

GUESS WHO?

Guess what no-talent attention hoe these hammer toes belong to? My mother (who is going on 80) said her toes looked like siamese twins!...

FanMAIL: Obama Just Lost Another One

Another loyal reader is disappointed in Barack Obama's apathetic response to the passing of pop icon Michael Jackson two weeks ago. Loyal reader Cheryse wrote: This...

HOW LAME: Chris Brown Embarrassing Himself @ Diddy’s White Party

First of all, white parties are so played out. Secondly, Chris Brown is truly wack. I still can't believe people think Chris Brown's lame...

Janet Jackson was a prescription drug addict like her brother

As most of you know, pop icon Micahel Jackson passed away after a possible prescription drug overdose two weeks ago. It turns out that his...

Lauren London Pregnant With Baby Troll

Proof that trolls can reproduce: A pregnant Lauren London was spotted at Sean Combs' white party on 4th of July in Beverly Hills. In...

NFL Star Steve McNair Murdered By His Jumpoff

As most of you know, NFL great Steve McNair lost his life on the 4th of July when his mistress, aka jumpoff, allegedly shot...

You Are Cordially Invited To The Biggest 4th of July Extravaganza @ LIFE

If you're wondering where the biggest 4th of July extravaganza will be this weekend, look no further! This Saturday, July 4th, AG Entertainment present Viva...

First Pics Of “Prince” Jackson Since MiJac’s Death

X17online.com sent their paparazzi airborne in a helicopter to capture the first pics of Joseph Michael Jackson Jr., aka Prince, 13, the eldest of...

Michael Jackson’s 911 Caller In Hiding

The well-spoken staffer who called 911 from Michael Jackson's rented mansion the day he died has been identified. The caller was Jackson's bodyguard Alberto "Tippy"...