America’s Next Top Model Cycle 13 finally jumps the shark with the shortest cast in the show’s history. The chicks in cycle 13 range in height from 5′-3″ (LOL) to 5′-7″. Host Tyra Banks wasn’t joking when they said she had love for the short chicks, but Tyra should stop calling them models and refer to them as model rejects since that’s what they are.

No one in the modeling industry takes this show seriously any more, and this cycle will probably kill off the ratings for good.

After the break is a sampling of the contestants in the new cycle. You can peep the rest of the cast members on ONTD.

    Bianca

    Age: 21
    Hometown: Columbia, South Carolina (currently Washington, D.C.)
    Occupation: Student
    Height: 5’7

This is my personal favorite (although I know she won’t win). Notice how she pulls off the bald look better than Solange by shaping up her ages and loosening her tight curls with a texturizer?

    Ashley

    Age: 22
    Hometown: Chicago, Illinois (currently Brooklyn, New York)
    Occupation: Artist
    Height: 5’6″

Ashley looks boring, like she couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation for 5 minutes without looking over her shoulder to see what man just entered the room. I can see a beat down in her future. This chick will take your man and then blame you for not being woman enough to keep him.

    Sundai

    Age: 18
    Hometown: Bakersfield, California
    Occupation: Student
    Height: 5’3″

Sundai is only 5′-3″ and needs a reality check real bad. Modeling is not in her future.

    LuLu

    Age: 19
    Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
    Occupation: Student
    Height: 5’7

I’m not feeling LuLu. She just doesn’t scream model material to me.