I guess Kanye West’s beard, Amber Rose, is feeling some kind of way about my readers saying she’s white.
She had her publicist/manager/pimp Janero Marchand email me yesterday to say (I’m paraphrasing here): “Amber Rose isn’t all the way white. Her mama’s got some black in her. So please accept Amber into the tribe.”
Personally, I believe the only thing black about Amber is the sun tan lotion she bathes in. This tramp is not half black or even a quarter black. And just because one is born in a certain geographical location that is predominately black, doesn’t make them automatically black. If that’s the case then all the whites born in South Africa are mixed.
Janero writes:
Hey Sandra,
Just wanted to say that I read your blog daily and I must correct you on one of your Amber Rose posts where you corroborated with your readers claim that, “there’s no part of Amber that’s black”. Well actually that statement is inaccurate, I had the pleasure of meeting Amber’s beautiful BROWNSKIN mom who is from a country called Cape Verde which is an island off the coast of West Africa. The descendants from that country are usually of Portuguese and African descent and usually appear fair skin or white.
So actually Amber is half black and her father is Italian and Irish. So in correlation to your readers assumption, yes there is a part of Amber that is Black. Just thought I’d correct that statement for you and your readers.
I emailed Janero back and asked him for a pic of Amber’s mom to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Amber is mixed. Of course he couldn’t produce one. But he did offer that he was “sure in due time her mom will be accompanying her on red carpets.”
LOL! I’m still laughing!
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