I refused to watch convicted felon Chris Brown’s video for his wack single “Transform Ya” until loyal reader Oneal sent me this link to Powder Pink‘s hilarious video explaining why CB is gay.

The hilarious outing begins at the 3 minute mark! I LOVE it when she says “Amber Rose… who is this bitch?! You’re like Monica Lewinsky. Suck a good d*ck of a celebrity and now you’re famous?”

Not even 45 seconds into the “Transformer” video I could see what she was talking about. Chris Brown is queening out something fierce in this video! You can see the bitchiness oozing out of his pores! Why didn’t anybody tell me was How U Doin it all up in his “transformer” video? I would have posted his video sooner!

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Loyal reader Richard, owner of Juice Boxx blog, sent this last-minute Chris Brown costume for those of you like me who waited until the last minute to get your Halloween costume.