From Details magazine:
Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that’s what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener.
“It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life,” he says, flipping through photos on his iPhone until he lands on a grainy snapshot of a scorched member. His scorched member. “I’m good . . . now,” he says with a grin. “Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.” Read More…
Why do you do this to us Sandra? Tease us with the TIP post and then post this! We want real morning wood, and not some post about nothing!
You lost me with this one sandra.

“My penis hurts just from looking at it.” I’m confused. Who wrote this article? Was he talking in 3rd person? Who was looking at his penis and giving these details? Sooo many questions…
Im with Ms.Kaylamomma — IM CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, Sandra Channing is FIONE, you couldv’e posted some better pictures of him.. Sheesh..
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
“My penis hurts just from looking at it.” I’m confused. Who wrote this article? Was he talking in 3rd person? Who was looking at his penis and giving these details? Sooo many questions
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I agree.
WTH is going on with his hair??
Im NOT feeling that one bit..
I’ve seen much better pics of him..
I got all excited ready for at least a pic of Channing’s print!!! That excerpt was gross!!!
Well where is it?
Im too lazy to read. CAn someone dumb it down, sum it up for me? What about his penis?
I want to click on “Read More” but I’m afraid that the actual pic of his ballpark frank will pop up and I’ll be kindly escorted from the building. Channing Tatum is FINE and I will be going to see Dear John. He looks good in that movie.
How are you going to post an article about his peen and then now show it…
But Mr. Channing Tatum can
Umm okay.
now=not
I’m a retard today…
“My penis hurts just from looking at it.” I’m confused. Who wrote this article? Was he talking in 3rd person? Who was looking at his penis and giving these details? Sooo many questions…
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I’m wit you on this one! I’m real confused why is another dude looking at his penis? Sandra are u telling us he’s :homoswitch:
Is the hair and effort to garner the gay vote? He looks a mess.
*clutches pearls* well I neva…
im lost. i attempted and failed at reading the entire article. Why is his penis gross and why is he showing pics? someone?? ne body?
That’s one cute white boy. I too am confused by the article though.
Clearly the celebs are behaving much too well because it is a painfully slow news day. Figures, the day I’m home from work there wouldn’t be anything exciting.
Channing and Mark Sellig are two of the cutest white boys to me..
Ok I had to go snooping:
The peen burning accident occurred on the Scotland set of the movie The Eagle of the Ninth. Channing explained that it was colder than Snow Miser’s d*ck there, so they would pour hot water into their suits to stay warm.
Channing said, “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my d*ck.”
I’m glad to see that I wasn’t the only confused by this article!
Ok, the reason his penis looked like a scorched hot dog is because someone poured scalding hot water down his wet suit
Sandra, slow news day??
^^^^^^^^^^^^^uggggh ewwww uggggh. yea. damn.
thanks pinky
thanks pinky.
No thanks…
Yep, Sandra knows how to leave info out
That sounds painful OUCH
@ pinky — Thanks for the details… Well, not really, I couldv’e done without the visual… LOL.. But atleast we know now what happened..
uh, where is the pic of of the prick so we can examine the evidence closely, for hypothetical purposes of course.
dont judge me.
:cringe: :legsclose: :theshakes: @pinky’s post…the thought
he is a cutie…
@Chase..I agree he is a CUTIE!!!
i really liked him in step up. he can dance very well.
I think they are talking about him finally being circumsized???
Channig is so cute, but can’t act worth a Lick!:sorry: