Last month a Manhattan judge delayed convicted rapper Lil Wayne’s destiny with Bubba at Riker’s Island until today so he could get major dental work done in Miami where he resides. Weezy’s attorney convinced the judge that the well-qualified dentist’s on the NY state’s payroll couldn’t get the job done.
But as a loyal reader who is familiar with dentistry pointed out, if Wayne had his implants redone, it means his old implants failed. It also means they will fail again since Lil Wayne looks like he chews on rocks in his spare time. So all that expensive dental work was for naught since he will soon be sitting in a dentist’s chair in the big house anyway.
All that thug posturing he’s been doing in Ustream videos last week won’t help him once he becomes government property. I hear Weezy is so shook the NY Crips are going to get at him in prison that his reps have asked for extra protection for the diminutive rap star. Word is he will be locked down on a special unit reserved for snitches and VIP’s to keep him out of the reach of the Crips and the general prison population.
Keep it here for more developing details, including pics of Lil Wayne going in. If we’re lucky we’ll see a few tears.
