Afternoon Delight: Cornelius

Sandra Rose April 12, 2010

These images of Cornelius Edwards comes to us courtesy of a loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous. I published her email below, but I’m not sure I understand what her gripe with him is. I’ve never seen an episode of AI, so I don’t know who Cornelius is. But I’m sure some of you guys do.

I CAME ACROSS THIS ON FACEBOOK. THIS IS THE BOY THAT DID AMERICAN IDOL THAT SPLIT HIS PANTS.

Cornelius Edwards – He sung “Big wheel keep on turning, proud mary keep on burnin, we rolling,rolling,rolling on the river, deda doo doo doo doo doo doo my pants are ripped!”

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?

DAMN SHAME!

IF YOU POST PLEASE KEEP ME ANONYMOUS.

THANKS!

More pics after the break… (*May NOT be work safe!*)

http://www.twitter.com/karazinatl KaraZ

Nothing delightful here
BamaBeauty

I’m so confused

Should I say, “Oh, yeah!” or “Oh, Lord?”

Help
http://www.inowweb.com thedoll

Is this some kind of joke?
Anna

I first saw the title of the post and I was thinking not Don Cornelius. Oh how I wish it were Don Cornelius. Whatinthebatmanhellisthismess?
Anna

(*May NOT be work safe!*)
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Or the closet, or just not safe at all.
BamaBeauty

*Rapping*

“Aint sayn he no gold digga, but why you swinging on a pole ni**a?!”
http://www.inowweb.com thedoll

He’s also homosexual. I’m seriously confused. :homoswitch: Must be a slow news day.
Cinderella

@ Cornelius and this post
BamaBeauty

Okay, I’m done for today…
the last two pictures are actually nice. The hole upside down, leg wrapping, big smile, while yo nuts in the air thing kinda threw me off…besides that one pic, he looks like a nice normal guy…seriously
aqtpie

@Sandra and this post!!!
leapyearpisces

Anna Says:

I first saw the title of the post and I was thinking not Don Cornelius. Oh how I wish it were Don Cornelius. Whatinthebatmanhellisthismess?

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You and me both……

Sandra, surely you jest….

Anna, have you ever seen pictures of John Witherspoon when he was younger? TV ONE did a roast of him last summer and I did not know he started out as a model and honey, he was FINE!!!!! I thought I was getting punk’d but no, it really was him….he was a cutie…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

Anna Says:

(*May NOT be work safe!*)
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Or the closet, or just not safe at all.
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Any way this dude looks fruity in the first couple pics. and then he looks kinda straight in the last pics…

He is a “How you doing?” version of Dr.Jekyl and Mr.Hyde…
because he looks really different through out the pics.
iciaantica

BamaBeauty Says:
*Rapping*

“Aint sayn he no gold digga, but why you swinging on a pole ni**a?!”
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LMAO!!! He look a little sweet to me! hmmm them boxers are a little to damn tight!
mirsmommy

Ummmm, Sandra, please inform me who this so-called Afternoon Delight is actually for. Cuz, ummmm, it definitely ain’t no delight for straight women.
Ebony

No ma’am this dude looks like he nutts sour skittles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qm2_ppqtZk missy

In the first pic. he looks like Robert from Day26….and that just makes him more suspect….
leapyearpisces

Hey Missy,

He’s given me some Barrino clan vibes…

In the first pic, he favors Teeny without dreads and the second pic, he looks like Rico…
leapyearpisces

I mean, the 3rd pic where he is upside down, he looks like Rico…
Anna

leapyearpisces Says:

Anna Says:

I first saw the title of the post and I was thinking not Don Cornelius. Oh how I wish it were Don Cornelius. Whatinthebatmanhellisthismess?

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You and me both……

Sandra, surely you jest….

Anna, have you ever seen pictures of John Witherspoon when he was younger? TV ONE did a roast of him last summer and I did not know he started out as a model and honey, he was FINE!!!!! I thought I was getting punk’d but no, it really was him….he was a cutie…
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I’m going to have to google I did see most of the roast, I missed the young pics. I watched Richard Pryors roast over the weekend. Sometimes I just can’t watch most of them, they’re too xx rated. Pamela Anderson’s was I had to change the channel.
missy

@Leap- Hola chica …I was thinking the Barrinos but then again….Yeah he may be the illegitimate sibling…

Fantasia is the screamer
Rico is the strainer
Teeny is the entertainer/bum and
Cornelious is the stripper..

They seem like the typical dream family huh…lol

Oh you know who he looks like to me also the dude from Half and Half…Chico Benymom
leapyearpisces

Missaaaaaayyyy,

If it wasn’t so late in the day…you know where you would have to go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

But I am gonna let you slide since its after five and happy hour has started…LOL
Ebony

@ Anna @leapyear John Mcain was fine when he was young too #dontjudgeme
leapyearpisces

Anna,

Somebody actual spent time and energy to roast Pam Anderson?????

Moving on, LOL….John’s wasn’t too bad, his was actually funny…. when Tommy Davidson said that Cheryl Underwood was the only president of a soriority that functioned as the president and the mascot…. I was done….. LOL

I
missy

@leap- happy hour started and I ain’t got my rainbow cocktail…I think Cornelius had some when he took those pics…So I might pass on drinking today…
leapyearpisces

Ebony,

I will judge you after I let google be my friend…LOL
leapyearpisces

Nah, Missy Cornelius had some of those “skittles” [ecstacy]…LOL
Anna

Ebony Says:

@ Anna @leapyear John Mcain was fine when he was young too #dontjudgeme
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So was the guy from the dating game back in the 70’s. He turned out to be a seriel killer. The girl who picked him for the date refused to go out with him, she said something about him was creepy. Ladies go with your gut, intution never lies.
leapyearpisces

@ Ebony,

Ok, just googled… and who knew????? Would have never thought it….he could have been a movie star…he had that “rugged” very “manly” look..yes, he was handsome.. you’re off the hook…
pyt305

lmao @ karaZ comment #1
Ebony

@ Anna at dude being a serial killer
kwall

allll of the 4 bottom pics looks like this dude was ONE chromosome away from a serrus azz birth defect. he look slow for REAL…DAYUM.

in my precious mama voice…”he look like he got down sinder.”

in my carrie momma voice….”they’re all gonna laugh at you.”
leapyearpisces

See y’all later…
kwall

why he got his head titled to the side in all 4 bottom pics? furthering his look as a water head baby?

Jesus be a neck brace so this chile can hold his head up.
kwall

*tilted
SangriaSugar

Is he showing us some of his stripper moves??
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

Dead! Why didn’t his mom keep him from crawling on the carpet when he was a baby?
http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

Kwall…something just aint right. his eyes look like they running away from his forehead.
kwall

something just aint right.
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he got the body proportions and characteristics of a midget…only he is normal height.
ohpretty1

Those knees are not the business!
gypsyeyes

Kwall…something just aint right. his eyes look like they running away from his forehead.
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all I thought about was Family Guy when Peter said that he used to be the eye wrangler for Uma Thurman.
I don’t want to be mean today but his head is as long as his body. howdidthatwork?
http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

@midget proportions!! That is it!!
http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

@ gypsy. That was my first and only time being bad. I’ma be good now! His head just called for a comment.
nika405

Why is his boxers sagging? Were these pic’s really on his Facebook page? A little desperate are we?
MissGauzzz

@talkinwith… i thought it was just me! WTF is going on with them black a$$ knees!!! he looks like he’s on his knees a lot…
MissGauzzz

@kwall… i scrolled back up… yeah he looks quite mentally challenged!!!
Daisy

I knew yall clowned up in here
gypsyeyes

But he gave Sandy a shout out for shouting him out. I mean did he read the comments?
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Ladies, I hate to tell you this but you’re looking like the Man Haters Anonymous group meeting up in here.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

gypsyeyes Says:
But he gave Sandy a shout out for shouting him out. I mean did he read the comments?

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That’s not him. That’s Lecrae, the subject of the “Beautiful Twitter” post.
gypsyeyes

Oh that’s right my fault. He was the one that was showing love to his girl. My fault.
kwall

Ladies, I hate to tell you this but you’re looking like the Man Haters Anonymous group meeting up in here.
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i’m not anonymous….my name is kwall from raleigh, nc and i support this message.

that boy look flick-ted. just WRONG. look at pics 4-7…i rest my case. lol. HE need to be anonymous. just a face with no name.

what kind of shoes are those he got on in the upside down monkey bars pic? and what he got in the bowl? collard greens?
Daisy

@Sandra they say the apple doesnt fall to far from the tree
http://twitter.com/mrs_truth ms.truth

LOL @ Sandra calling US men haters… you’re kidding right?
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

what the hell is this fuckery!!
http://oneperfectassistant.com ggouch

Hey Fam!!!!!
buddapecan

Kwall: I live in Morrisville!! NC stand up! LOL! Hey neighbor!
kwall

HSUHHHHHHHHHHH @ 56. chile i work off of page road & miami blvd. born at rex hospital. lmao. a REAL native!!
kwall

hey ggouch!!! how ya been sis????
Anna

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LOL @ Sandra calling US men haters… you’re kidding right?

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LOL.
nika405

@Sandra how are we man haters? You posted the “frightful” delight knowing he looked a mess and we would clown him! He looks “touched in the head”, his tatts look like Pookie from around the way did them while his mama was at work, and this ninja is hanging on some monkey bars….stop it right now!
buddapecan

@57: STOP PLAYING!! I work off airport blvd and perimeter parkway…right around the corner!!!! WOW!!! Small world! I was born in Franklin county (bout 30 miles north of Raleigh). Born and bred, baby!!! LOL!
nika405

AND this ninja has a mic tatted down to his pubes….Ewwww I hope he had Shayshay from across the street do that one!
Daisy

NC STAND UP :woot:
buddapecan

Daisy…what NC city you reppin’???
Daisy

I live in the A (been here almost 10yrs) but I am repping Smallsbury I mean Salisbury NC Lived in Charlotte as well.
kwall

@budda i used to work at EDS back in the day and my sis worked at and just got laid off from rh donnelley behind the wendy’s on airport blvd. chile stop!

before the current gig on miami…i worked at the paper for 6 years before i got a layoff.

i live in knightdale technically….
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

ika405 Says:
@Sandra how are we man haters? You posted the “frightful” delight knowing he looked a mess and we would clown him!

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He’s alright looking to me. He doesn’t look any worse than most of the men I see black women with. Please post pics of your men so I can compare.
kwall

know ALL about franklin county.

bunn louisburg franklinton youngsville….parts of zebulon (out by my way..mudcats stadium)…pilot. chile SHEW….

i got to school in wilson!

barton college.
buddapecan

“Smallsbury”…LOL! I have a few cousins who moved to Charlotte and they love it. I’ve always wanted to move to the “A” but after reading Auntie’s blog (about the men in the “A”) for the past 3 years, I think I’mma stay put! LOL! Good to see my NC peeps representin’!
Daisy

@Sandra NO MA AM I would not date him 1) he is gay 2) although he isnt ugly(I try real hard not to call ppl ugly) he isnt cute to me either. I am single but my future hubby will be cuter and STRAIGHT!

@Kwall what are you in school for? Good luck
Daisy

Sandra I also thought you were talking about my baby Nelly when I 1st saw the name Cornelius until I scrolled down
kwall

He’s alright looking to me
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auntie. auntie. auntie. stop it. you know DAYUM WELL we know this man is gay and we not stuttin him and he look SLOW to boot.

in OTHER news…i’m coming to ATL (my annual sprang trip…one of 2-3 per year)and i am branging my boo…what is the best skrip club other than strokers? we done been there and done that and cheetahs too..we need NEW NEW….i see you say you be going…please and THANX for the suggestions. :partytime:
nika405

Sandra I didn’t say he was ugly….I said he looked slow! And his tatts looked homemade, this dude posted pics of himself on FB getting dressed and eating collard greens for breakfast, my BF would cuss me something terrible if I tried that shyt, so no I won’t be posting pics of him eating cereal in his drawers and in the middle of getting dressed. He looks a mess as far as how he is half naked with his drawers hanging onto his pubes for all they are worth!
buddapecan

Kwall…we might be distant cousins!!!!! I didn’t think anybody knew about Franklin County except for the people who lived there! Blink and you’ll miss it! LOL! I even have a cousin who lives in Knightdale! Woooowwww!!!!

I think I’ve worked just about everywhere in this area except for the paper…I’ve always been bitter that they would never hire me. We are definitely BFFs in my head!
http://facebook.com/renz.renegadesince1985 renegadesince1985

@Sandra

I have no problem posting a pic of my man….I KNOW he is fiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeee!!! lol!!! Gimme a sec so I can change my gravitar! lol
kwall

@Kwall what are you in school for?
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Biz Mgmt with a minor in HR….

I had a class LAST semester on employment law….i almost dropped OUT :crying1: i am NOT lying SHEWWWWWWWWWWW.

2 more years to go. I had MAD credit but i got BURNED on quarter hours vs. semester hours and had to basically start OVER. remember the “girlfriends” episode when they told maya all her credits did not transfer and she was boo-hooin in the the car…that was MY azz….
Daisy

@Kwall you go girl!! When are you coming this way?
kwall

I think I’ve worked just about everywhere in this area except for the paper…I’ve always been bitter that they would never hire me. We are definitely BFFs in my head!
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we are FAM and BFF’s too!!!! you gonna meet me at the zebulon walmart ….soon. fa serrus!!!!!!!!!!! kwallace577@yahoo.com

be GLAD news observer did not hire you…VERY GLAD. been a year last friday i been gone…took my guap and got GONE. dodged THAT one…i sure did.
buddapecan

“Please post pics of your men so I can compare.” *HOLLERING*

I guess I should make a comment about the post: I agree with Kwall…he DO look like a midget (only normal size) in the pics with his clothes off. Sorry Auntie, you’ve posted better.
kwall

for my 33rd @daisy. may 7-9! my birthday is on mohter’s day this year! i expect to rack UPPPPPPP! lol.
Daisy

I will be in NC Mothers Day Weekend and I am older than you (by a yr) who knew
kwall

awe daisy u coming home for mother’s day!! i remember the mother’s day after my granny passed. i decided…spur of the moment….to roll to ‘bama. i called my great aunt on the ROAD…in sc…(granny’s sis who was like 82 herself) and told her i was coming…and the WHOLE family…i’m not lying…had a daggone welcome caravan for us (me and my sister and my daughter)
buddapecan

Kwall: just emailed you!

Daisy: Yeeeaaa…coming back to your old stomping ground! Woot Woot!

And I’m older than both of yall…birthday last week…#35!
Daisy

@Kwall I am dreading this mothers day already. We are planting a rose bush in her memory that weekend I go home every mothers day and church is always sad now that my gma is gone I will be crying w/everybody else now.

@Budda I will be 34 in Aug.
Ebony

@ Kwall take your boo to Onyx
http://thecubiclechick.com STLVixen

Some folk do not need digital cameras. That is all.
kwall

l I am dreading this mothers day already. We are planting a rose bush in her memory that weekend
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don’t u DARE dread :crying1:

actually like 2 years before my gran passed we dug UP her rose bushes….or so we thought…at HER request. she said she was too old to care for them…but they never stopped growing in the alabama sand. my uncles thought if they chopped the bushes down…they would stop. they still come every spring. pink and yellow for the past 63 years. she is trying to tell us something….
pointhimout

i see he has a favorite pair of underwear. proud mary, huh? his choice of song answers all unanswered questions.
texarican mamacita

So nobody noticed the picture on the wall of a naked dude

It looks like a still from Genuwine’s video where he is buck nekid.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Im confuzzled as well not getting it!

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