According to CNN.com (via Mashable.com), secret documents leaked to Boy Genius Report blog confirms that Apple knows its new iPhone 4 has a critical design flaw.
The documents describe the “strong company line” that AppleCare representatives are being trained to tell consumers who complain about the new phone’s reception problems:
Employees are told to say that the device’s reception performance “is the best we have ever shipped” and that its critical antenna flaws are “a fact of life in the wireless world.” They are told not to perform service on iPhones with these problems and instead to give customers a PR-driven recitative instead.
In a nutshell, Apple knows the phone has problems but will insist that users are simply “holding it wrong.”
These statements are dead ringers for CEO Steve Jobs’ own assertions that the iPhone 4 antenna and reception issues do not, in fact, exist. “There is no reception issue,” he told one user. But the very fact that this document exists suggests that Apple execs know there is indeed a widespread hardware flaw, even if they’re unwilling to address it publicly at this time.
CNN’s newsroom staff were able to duplicate the reception issues with their own iPhone 4’s: “When held by its sides, which are composed of a metal antenna band, the phone’s reception quality drops dramatically.”
According to CNN, one law firm is preparing a class action lawsuit against Apple and is soliciting iPhone 4 customers to contact them about reception issues.
While the leaked documents acknowledges the fact that a rubber bumper case would improve reception on the iPhone 4’s, AppleCare reps are instructed not to offer the bumpers to customers:
2. Do not perform warranty service. Use the positioning above for any customer questions or concerns.
5. We ARE NOT appeasing customers with free bumpers — DON’T promise a free bumper to customers. Read More…
Wow, I wonder how Apple customers feel now after standing in line for hours to get that phone?
LMAO. I’m so glad I’m not on the iPhone bandwagon.
I love my Android phone.
Yeah, that would really suck to have stood in those lines only to get a defective phone.
Hate it for those that stood in line for this mess. Its always better to wait awhile before buying stuff like this. Let the kinks get worked out and see if its really worth the price later on down the line.
This is the very reason I never run out and buy the “Next Big Thing..” Let em work out all of the glitches and flaws, and a year later-I will buy it.
Same with a new car model; you never buy them when they first come out. There are always glitches, but they seem rather shady. I’m cool with my Blackberry. I’d wait on the iPad too.
There should be class action lawsuits against most of these cellphone companies. They’re always finding ways to deceive and get over on (us) the consumer. I (we) can go can go on and on about issues or problems that we all have had with these cell phone companies.
SUCKERS!!
sorry for typos……..
My iphone4 works perfect
NERDS
Ebony says:
My iphone4 works perfect
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We are —->here<—-
I worked with a wireless telecommunications company, and you never buy it when it first comes out…..wait about 6 months when they worked out all the kinks.
lmao@Choco…
that heffa dont have no baby….Thats a damn boy damon!
@His
girl I was like DOI!
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@ Danielle84 I had a funeral for my blackberry and got an Iphone4 and I love it. Face time works perfect since my hubbys in the army
@tink tink
Cus tyrone, I mean tracy dnt want ppl finding out that she has meat and 2 veggies lmao
whats so funny is, nobody cared about those men pictured. 5 comments tops about the topic
Maybe I’m old school…but..I just need a phone to RING and Dial out!! all these other gadgets are worthless to me…it’s just another technology tool to keep you humanly disengaged and distracted. The Iphones are nothing more but glorified GPS systems…that will allow the GOVERMENT to find you quicker when the revolution goes down…while the rest of us go undetected (Raises revolutionary fist….IT will not be televised)
@His
stop
meat and two veggies somebody was right SR better have a bodyguard
Girl
@tink tink
po lil tink tink had to close her own post from comments b/c of some lawyers getting on that a.ss
Cus tyrone, I mean tracy dnt want ppl finding out that she has meat and 2 veggies lmao
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@Spongebob
I know we always take it off topic girl IDK y I was rolling when I saw comments closed we was about to come up with E-HOW TO
Gotta love Sandra tho
What post y’all talking about?
@ tink … where did u get that name? thats what i call my 2 yr old son. so needless to say your comments on the tranny post kinda freaked me out lmao.
@ Choco
When Tyrone…ahem…Tracey find her its going down
Sandra, I think they wanted you to take down her pic or distort it. I would not play. They came nice.
If I were her and my son saw that ish I would lose it; to say the least.
@GGouch
I definitely feel u
I’m not with wasting money on these snazzy lil gadgets…the furthest I went was to get a QWERTY keypad…all that other crap, no bueno
@ ajonesy
Katt Williams
@Ebony
I haven’t even tried my FaceTime yet. I’ve had the other iPhone’s but this is by far the best one. No regrets here lol
Had to bring my
to this post ridiculous 
@ tink ok then. carry on.
@TinkTink
but when you hear her talk (Daisy) cluthes pearls 
Don’t say that but for some reason Sandra reminds me the lil bad girl that’s always quiet and you mistake her for being shy
@danielle84 this is my first iPhone and touch phone and I love it
We could always go in the Keys post and finish where we left off I was just in the midst of taking notes- @ Maya and TinkTink
@ ajonesy
It was from his “It’s Pimpin Pimpin” DVD….if you havent seen it, check it out, this guy is fuc.kn hilarious!!!
i’ll get a iphone when they release them to other companys, i REFUSE to go with att
@choco I was taking notes from maya too…I was posting a comment and got all rejected when I clicked submit lol..I was so sad
@ggouch
EXACTLY !!!!! (Being So Real Here…)
@His
That was I like “DOI” when I tried to comment I’m still waiting on a response from Mean
i’ll get a iphone when they release them to other companys, i REFUSE to go with att
Verizon needs to pick them up, but if they do people will RUNNN from at&t, b/c that’s the only reason people there.
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oh I just saw on the news that Verizon (which I refuse to fck with) is planning to start carrying the iphone…
@tink tink
U got ur wish lol
oh I just saw on the news that Verizon (which I refuse to fck with) is planning to start carrying the iphone…
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What’s wrong w/ Verizon….I mean besides being a lil more expensive, they are the BEST out there right now.
and I have had at&t for 4 yrs now and I will not leave. They have been the best as far as phones and customer service for me. Hell, I even got 3 new phones outta them in the last year alone..
Ya’ll always shutting down posts
Sandra you could have waited til I finished posting my comment on the other post. I had wrote a small novel and when I clicked submit the computer said that comments were closed. I called you all kinda names logged off and logged back in to make sure my computer wasn’t being monitored by upper level mgmnt. I of course came back but just know that I was mad!!!! UGH!!!
#TeamDyckNBalls
NO YOU DID NOT!!! I truly love u for #TeamDyckNBalls
thanks for bringing that on over here to this post…
I never buy anything electronic right off the assembly line for this very reason. Oh well.
Regarding Verizon, I’ve been with them for years and never had a problem except I hate the BB. I also was told by an employee at a Verizon store that they weren’t sure if they would be coming out with the iphone.
His_Mommy623 says:
and I have had at&t for 4 yrs now and I will not leave. They have been the best as far as phones and customer service for me. Hell, I even got 3 new phones outta them in the last year alone..
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I agree! I have been with AT&T about 3 years and I love their Customer service. I was with Sprint prior and I hated it!
LOL at the comments closed
::side note:: I’m importing myself to Vegas
that is all
Here in The CHI… My ATT reception & service is PERFECT, I WAS originally a Cingular Customer UNTIL ATT bought them out BUT I also have the Highest-Quality Wireless DSL Service through them Also
@ MEAN we all got shut DOWN ChOCO and HIS had pen and paper waiting for notes. I had popped more popcorn and rolled my eyes heavy when the comments was closed. Shall we carry on?
@KrayZ
they just slipped that verizon bit in on the news here in vegas…
@Honey
Oh ur importing urself huh? lmao
@danielle
I will ride for at&t lmao
@Mean
Since you are here I need a summary of said mini novel cuz you still owe me a response on Soulja Boy
For the record if I use #teamdycknballs in my everyday language I will personally hunt you down and fight you something serious. I cant stop laughing at that.
THANK U Miss Harlem lol
I been waiting on folks…i have no answers to my deep throat questions!!! I mean geezusss >:(
Paging Maya- Maya please report to this POST
@His_Mommy: You welcome chile. LOL….. I’M STILL MAD @ SANDRA THO!!! I typed so much that I forgot what I said and if I was warned maybe I could have copied it and posted it here! UGH!!!!
And for this topic………..WHO CARES!!! Reopen the Tranny post please!!! I thought you ain’t skeered of no attorneys Sandra!! U didn’t close Diddy’s post but you close one for J-Nicks…..
I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH BUT SINCE YOU ON MY BAD SIDE RIGHT NOW ALL YOU GET IS A SIDE EYE!
#teamblackberry
MEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN come back
If At&T had great coverage in my area (charleston), would prob try to fux w/ them, since they have the fastest 3G…but they don’t even have srvc out in the country, where my family lives.
@ Miss Harlem
I have already decided to just jack that lil phrase from Mean. as a matter of fact I have passed it along to my gay cousin Jay already. HE is definitely #TeamDyckNBalls lmao
@ tink, yeah i did, and when u said that i remembered. it was funny.
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on another note verizon is the BEST! i got the HTC incredible and i love it. ok the battery runs down a little fast, but it has BUILT IN turn by turn navigation and i can use my google voice number instead of my real number …
iphone doesnt do that lmao.
I see I’ve been missin out while I’ve bee on my “special” breaks!
Which post are you al referring to?
#TeamDyckNBalls
@Mama—-
#teamblackberry
on my upgrade
Well except for the blckbrry storm…
Ahhh they are flocking here slowly but surely….
oh and fyi. i heard the iphone is a called 4G but it still runs on 3G networks … lol. so the service is still crappy.
btw. i love apple. have a mac book pro. have been using them since before they were cool 15 years ago. i love apple. just hate at&t.
@Mz
Hun you missed this one we was in the Tranny post almost 600 comments sharing notes and ish like yesterday
lmao @Free the cheer smiley makes it even better!
Tink Tink…You’re a man right? What’s the significance of your username? #curious
All these tech gadgets are over my head I have a blackberry and that’s it
Sandra always shuts the post JUST when its getting juicy
@HIs
ok for a min i thought i was banned or something i couldng commment ok so what were we on?
Now don’t yall go breakin this post too!
#TeamDyckNBalls all day every day
Ahhhhh man! I’m kinda sad the comments are closed. We can carry on in here.
team deepthroat 
so did any one cover the art of blowing bubbles
@ His_Mommy
Gimme a D…D….you got cho D you got cho D….Gimme a Y…Y…you got cho Y you got cho Y…Gimme a C…C…you got cho C you got cho C…Gimme a K…K…you got cho K you got cho K!!! Team DyckNballs!!! Team DyckNballs!!!

@Maya
Ahem we were referring to the tips and tricks of DEEPTHROATING
@Brown
No do you care to elaborate?
im just fcking
@ free
I have never been a fan of the iPhone. Its a whole lotta phone and over-priced for no reason. I have a BB Curve and I love it!!!
@Free: Yes Sandra does and ooooo if looks could come thru the computer and kill then Sandra would have exploded into billions of pieces. But since I need this site to get me thru the day I have decided to only give her a side eye!!!
Maya_Marie says:
Ahhhhh man! I’m kinda sad the comments are closed. We can carry on in here. team deepthroat
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sounds liek a team i should be part of so on that note #teamdeepthroat
ok ok ok MAYA has showed up…come on grl…tell us how to relax the throat musklez!!
Tink Tink…You’re a man right? What’s the significance of your username? #curious
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refer to comments 30 & 37
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
so did any one cover the art of blowing bubbles
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no mam but im listening……****gets note pad to write tips down*******
Love to all the lady #teamdeepthroat members.
@ Mean
Sandrarose.com is served in a rainbow bag
@honey lemme know when u land! lmao
Im gonna have to refer my buddy here…damn, blowing bubbles, that sounds like that shi.t feels good.
@ Tink
Haven’t seen it…will do
I CAME OUT OF LURKIN AND COMMENTS WERE CLOSED
#TEAMDYCKANDBALLS
ok, blowing bubbles…I’m not sure what this is so I’m gna take notes with Laker lol
@Mean…not as many gay male friends as I have str8…but my lil brother is gay and he hangs out with a boatload of them!
AND #TEAMDEEPTHROAT WITH THE GLOSSY EYES AND MOUTH FULL OF SPIT
Back to our regularly scheduled lesson:
The key to deep throating is relaxing your throat and mouth and breathing through your nose. If you tense up you will gag. You have to work your way down the shaft taking in inch by inch with each stroke. Once you get comfortable with the amount you have in your mouth take in some more. If you feel yourself gaggging remove the love muscle from your mouth relax and try again. Tell yourself, “I get this, lets see how far down I can go.” Sorry if this is TMI but I’m all for helping women embrace the beautiful act of FLATIO!! lol
@ HIS girl its already in my language I just wanted him to know that if he gets beat up yall will know its me.
@ BROWN care to share the last time you did I had to send you some e flowers
@ FREE git yo arse in the kona
NOW I have to pop some more popcorn for the third time. Sheesh glad yall came all late and chit
@Mean
Personal question: was it hard for you to “come out” to your family, or did they already suspect it. I have a lil cousin who wants to come out, but he’s scared.
@ HIS
You relax your throat by opening it liek you do when you yawn. But instead of opening your mouth you just open your throat. Let’s try it together on the count of three. 1…..2…..3! See it wasn’t that hard
@maya
what if he has a mandingo cawk?
cus really, my poor mouth….lmao
*Beyonce voice* Sandra let me upgrade you!
Blowing bubbles with what?
OTB
You outta that man face now?
Maya_Marie says:
Back to our regularly scheduled lesson:
The key to deep throating is relaxing your throat and mouth and breathing through your nose. If you tense up you will gag. You have to work your way down the shaft taking in inch by inch with each stroke. Once you get comfortable with the amount you have in your mouth take in some more. If you feel yourself gaggging remove the love muscle from your mouth relax and try again. Tell yourself, “I get this, lets see how far down I can go.” Sorry if this is TMI but I’m all for helping women embrace the beautiful act of FLATIO!! lol
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no such thing as tmi up in here baby!!! ok so just relax and let the muscle in got it
BROWWWNNNNNN
@Maya: We are kindred spirits because I love to give head more than recieving. You have to breathe if not you will start gagging because of ur tonsils. Have you ever given head and had a peppermint, cough drop, or ice in your mouth? Dudes that I have done that to really enjoy it because its an warm/cool feeling. It takes talent so if you are advanced like I think you are then do it because your man will like it! I’m telling you when I do decided to do circus tricks in the bedroom they always wanna come back and visit and even leave a tip on the nightstand! They always bust quickly too when I do that!
#DontJudgeMe
im
for the bubbles
FOR AMATUERS…PLACE YOUR HAND ON HIS SHAFT AND AS IF YOU WERE GOING TO EJACULATE HIM…EACH TIME YOU BOB DOWN…TAKE ONE FINGER AWAY FROM THE SHAFT…BUT LIKE MAYA SAID REMEMBER TO BREATHE…IF YOU CANT DEEP THROAT THEN YOU NEED TO APPLY ALOT OF SPIT AND STROKE WHILE YOU BOBBIN ON IT..LOL
OTB what happened in the meeting (yes a bish is nosey as h3ll)
The key to deep throating is relaxing your throat and mouth and breathing through your nose. If you tense up you will gag. You have to work your way down the shaft taking in inch by inch with each stroke. Once you get comfortable with the amount you have in your mouth take in some more. If you feel yourself gaggging remove the love muscle from your mouth relax and try again. Tell yourself, “I get this, lets see how far down I can go.” Sorry if this is TMI but I’m all for helping women embrace the beautiful act of FLATIO!! lol
copy…paste…email to ericka
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@MEANS…YES BABY AND MY DUDE LOVES ME MORE WHEN I USE PEPPERMINT,LISTERN STRIP OR ICE…DONT FORGET TO BLOW ON IT.
@mean i tried the ice on him and it was a wrap he was trying to not moan at all when he tried it on me it felt soooo goood so yeah try the ice
MissHarlem says:
OTB what happened in the meeting (yes a bish is nosey as h3ll)
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too
@ His
If he has a mandigo then you have to go slow until you get the hand of it. If you try to ram it all in there you will gag and
Don’t try to be Janet Jackme or Heather Hunter. Go slow and sensual until you get comfortable. If you get overwhelmed take it out and give your mouth and throat a break while you lick is balls or the head of his shaft.
Deep throating takes practice.
Ms. Thickness says:
@MEANS…YES BABY AND MY DUDE LOVES ME MORE WHEN I USE PEPPERMINT,LISTERN STRIP OR ICE…DONT FORGET TO BLOW ON IT.
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PUT A PIECE OF ICE IN YOUR MOUTH AND HANDLES THE SACK…MY DUDE SAID I MADE HIM FEEL LIKE A B!TCH….HE WAS MOAN LOUD.
I’m waiting on bubble info myself!
MEANT MOANING
Have you ever given head and had a peppermint, cough drop, or ice in your mouth? Dudes that I have done that to really enjoy it because its an warm/cool feeling.
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I had a girl give me head w/ ice in college, that sh.it was crazy….She liked the ice as well.
@Mean
My beau likes the warm cold thing I will def working on breathing @ Maya thanks : )
One more time Mean do you think Soulja Boy is DL don’t forget to respond I know I’m harping on this but I’m just curious
@ MEAN I love giving head with Halls Cough drops. It numbs my throat and gives my man a lovely sensation. We are kindred spirits! I also love getting my face fucked. (#dontjudgemyfreakiness)
***is wondering if all these tips will work on a slit*** Making a note to stop and get a bag-o-peppermints when I get off!
@ Maya
thank u doll….*jotting dwn tips*
got damnit I didnt wanna even talk 2 his ass today now when he comes home I’m gna have to try some shyt lol
Will stack up on some peppermint tonite….usually I’m not a “kinky” person, but I don’t mind trying SOME things once.
@les
I think u should..
got damnit I didnt wanna even talk 2 his ass today now when he comes home I’m gna have to try some shyt lol
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we are>>>>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<<<
I don’t know about the bubbles
How appropriate is this I’ve recently adopted a huge peen and I was tryn to figure out how I would utilize it I really needed to hear @ MAYA and MEAN
Thanks…
@ LES yes it does work on a slit
:lolol: !!!
Not too much.. we had to speak with a surgeon from Brazil, so we needed a translator (I speak “Spanglish”)…3 is a damn crowd. Ole bish
*whispers*
He invited me out tonight. He leaves tonight too. I think one of “the higher ups” gave me a *side eye* though.. A woman too..
-erotic store
-small 1.5 in clear tube
-head job
-two hand motion
-bobbing motion
@TINKTINK
usually I’m not a “kinky” person,
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You make the perfect victim ahem student I mean : )
I hate getting my nut on me, but one girl i know loves getting sprayed on her stomache, she be rubbing it in her skin and all.
@ MAYA :Deep throating takes practice.
I CO-SIGN…HONEY I WENT IN ON HIM ONE TIME OUTSIDE IN A PARKING LOT. I SAT IN THE DRIVERS SEAT AND HAD HIM TO STAND UP IN THE DOOR…I WAS WORKING HIM AND WAS GOING DEEP…I THOUGHT I WAS BAD AND TOLD HIM TO GO DEEP IN MY THROAT AND HONEY…NEEDLESS TO SAY I LEFT THAT PARKING LOT WITH A SORE THROAT AND EMPTY STOMACH…#HOLDSHEADDOWNINSHAME
He invited me out tonight. He leaves tonight too. I think one of “the higher ups” gave me a *side eye* though.. A woman too..
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tell them bitch** to stop hating and take some dam notes from u
@OTB
He invited you out in front of others MMMM if so I would pass he’s not to hip on how to carry it
AAWWWWWW sukie sukie. Have fun and go with caution. She gave the side eye cuz you stole her agenda
#teamdoyouhavefun
LOL@MsThickness so not funny but damn that was a funny story
Maya_Marie says:
@ MEAN I love giving head with Halls Cough drops. It numbs my throat and gives my man a lovely sensation. We are kindred spirits! I also love getting my face ****ed. (#dontjudgemyfreakiness)
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Nothing wrong with getting teabagged!!!
@His_
I’ll be sure to bring some to sincity as well!
@Harlem
How you know??? And How u doin?(n my best WW voice)
theres a cpl ninjas getting treated tonight lmao..
@TinkTink
I love semen also my beau doesn’t like it on him either but that is of no concern of mine
@Maya: You should write a How To book. You are definately a freak! LOL ain’t nothing wrong wit that. I like to get face fugged too. Such a turn on. I like to be smack with the dyck in my face. I like it rough. Toss me around, smack the ass, talk dirty!
@Choco: I didn’t know you asked me that. Sorry…..but I think Souljah Boy is definately suspect plus he is from Atlanta and you know how that goes. If he hasn’t done it (which I think him and Bow Wow did) then he has definately thought about it on more than 1 occasion.
@Les: I bet it would. Try it and give us the 411 on it!!!
@TINKTINK
usually I’m not a “kinky” person,
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You make the perfect victim ahem student I mean : )
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When does class begin….
For the deep throat virgins please try my tips on an empty stomach. Everyone’s gag reflexes are different. If you don’t get it on the first time its ok, when you do it again try to take it a little depper. Before you know it you will have the whole shaft in there with ease.
OutsidetheBox says:
!!!
Not too much.. we had to speak with a surgeon from Brazil, so we needed a translator (I speak “Spanglish”)…3 is a damn crowd. Ole bish
*whispers*
He invited me out tonight. He leaves tonight too. I think one of “the higher ups” gave me a *side eye* though.. A woman too..
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She’s mad cause it wasn’t her #hater
@les
dnt get me all excited woman!
Cause I can already have em on deck when u and flo show up =)
well GAWD DAMN @ mean
I hear that shyt lmao
I know because I tried and it works out greeeeeaaaatttttt *tony the tiger voice*
HOW YOU DOIN
(watching protesters march around this post) They are screaming “NoHoShyt” “NoHoShyt”….
@Maya
Thanks for the clitnote on empty stomach I would be mortified if I hurled
HOW MANY WOMEN ON HER HAVE BEEN WITH A WOMAN A TIME OR TWO?
@les yes the cough drop work on split too and it rocks ur world
@Tink
Class has already begun you need to pass the test in order to get the LIVE DEMO
@ FREE
you aint neva lie
NoHoShyt!!!
Its 4:00, gots to get out of here and go peppermint shopping….***I gots no work done today, I guess i will have to come into the office on time (haven’t been to work at 7:oo since december) to get these paperwork off my desk.
@Ms.
I have but it’s so not me purely experimental and I wasn’t even feeling it like that
Ms. Thickness says:
HOW MANY WOMEN ON HER HAVE BEEN WITH A WOMAN A TIME OR TWO?
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not me but im curius not too sure i would do it do i think a womans body is beutiful but to lick on the box i think its too much
Enjoy your evening at Tink
Not in front of others @Choco.
In the meeting, he moved his stuff over by me :/
This lady does not work in my dept and I think she was giving the outfit the eye LMAO She is like a hunnid.
@Ms.
*raises hand*
@ MEAN I like getting slapped with it too and tasting my juices on it when I’m in a committed relationship and we both have been tested together.
FreeToSpeakUp says:
(watching protesters march around this post) They are screaming “NoHoShyt” “NoHoShyt”….
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sshhhhh dont open the gate
*marches*
NOHOSHYT NOHOSHYT NOHOSHYT
signs all torn up. Me and my visuals I hate you FREE I have to clean up my mess from spitting water out.
@Tink
Class has already begun you need to pass the test in order to get the LIVE DEMO
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If it ain’t one thing Im good at, its passing tests….oh and im a hands on learner.
@OTB
Well then I’d say go on that date Mama what do you have to do you just said you have no life so get it while you can!
@TINK
Hands on learner would that be STRONG FIRM HAND?
MissHarlem says:
*marches*
NOHOSHYT NOHOSHYT NOHOSHYT
signs all torn up. Me and my visuals I hate you FREE I have to clean up my mess from spitting water out
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I’m GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD for making a mental picture out of anything too
*marches*

NOHOSHYT NOHOSHYT NOHOSHYT
signs all torn up. Me and my visuals I hate you FREE I have to clean up my mess from spitting water out.
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*applauds Maya for putting you guys getting tested together*
Now back to our regular scheduled hoshyt
@ Laker
Trust that after 4:30p, they will come out of lurking and let it rip! I’ve been on good behavior
@ Ms.Thickness
I’ve never been with another woman, but I do love seeing threesomes in porn.
I GUESS I SHOULD RAISE MY HAND..LOL..IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYDAY SOMEONE IS TELLING THAT THEY BEEN WITH ANOTHER WOMAN…THERE ARE A BUNCH OF FREAKS HERE…LOL
Was that a rock that just hit the back of my head?
Dayum protesters!!!
I HATE REGULAR PORN…IT HAS TO BE 3SOME OR GIRL ON GIRL
(watching protesters march around this post) They are screaming “NoHoShyt” “NoHoShyt”….
Oohhhhhh this chit right here !!!!
Ok I’m #teamiphone and I love my iPhone 4 and it’s just iPhone 4 by the way and not iPhone 4g. Out of the 20 or so people I know with obe thy all love it and only a few have been able to reproduce the antenna issue the press speaks about and that’s with them delibritly trying to reproduce it. That’s the other companies trying to save themselves when all they have Ro do us make a better product which they can’t because they busy copying everything apple does. I love Att and they get better speeds on 3G in most places than dies sprint or clear on the 4g networks. Somebody said it’s overpriced but it’s actually cheaper than am iPod touch and those can do everything an iPhone does. So I’m glad I waited at work because mine was delivered a day early there no line waiting for me.
:Cosign: with Ms.Thickness
@ OTB
Naaaaaaaah Naaaaaaaaaaah don’t run in the corner now (right behind you)
Was that a rock that just hit the back of my head?
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Yes and it was from Daisy Ggouch and Rene (i kid ladies b4 u even go there)
@ FREE I cant with you because you already know I am over visualizing this foolishness.
You lucky you just gettin a rock I see them formin in a circle scared to see what they gonna throw next
*hides behind you for shelter*
@thick
I adore girl on girl porn…:thumbsup:
Ms. Thickness says:
I HATE REGULAR PORN…IT HAS TO BE 3SOME OR GIRL ON GIRL
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me too i hate boring porn but 3some and girl on girl gets the fire goign and juices flowing
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Was that a rock that just hit the back of my head? Dayum protesters!!!
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run!!!! they got beer bottles and bibles too!!!!!! duck run for it
@ THICK @ LAKER @ HIS
lakercrazy says:
FreeToSpeakUp says:
Was that a rock that just hit the back of my head? Dayum protesters!!!
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run!!!! they got beer bottles and bibles too!!!!!! duck run for it
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@Maya: I’m just utterly shocked. You are a GRADE A FREAK!!! I like semen too and I’m in a committed relationship too til he flucks up. Now I don’t play wit ppl semen that I don’t know tho!!
I am not into balls like that but give me a dyck and I’m game!!! My ex had some good as.s sex. After we broke up I thought about chopping it up and putting it in the freezer so I could suck it all the time.
*Disclaimer: If you’re lurking and you are a guily party, we are just kidding. (handing out packets named: How to have a sense of humor)
After we broke up I thought about chopping it up and putting it in the freezer so I could suck it all the time.
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My friends used to call me Thunder Dome in my younger days because I love giving head. I think I have a problem.
in the freezer so I could suck it all the time.

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:cosign; Ms. Thick.
Thats the only porn I watch.
U KNOW WHAT @ MEAN
“so I could suck it all the time”
CLASSIC!
(handing out packets named: How to have a sense of humor)
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Girl they know ish got dry on here when we stopped we can’t stop
@choco i looooooove ur “sence of humor” dont u get people started before we have to go to bible study for all our sin and hochit
@ Mean
meanNsurly says:
My friends used to call me Thunder Dome in my younger days because I love giving head. I think I have a problem.
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no problem honey its called giving good head and loving it its also called #teamdicknballs<3
@Laker
Thanks boo I swear it’s all in fun!
:::thump::: There goes another rock in the center of my back
#teamdycknballs
All the way LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I was told I give CRUCIAL HEAD that ish was so 90’s but why was I feelin myself

@Free
Get out the way grl!
meanNsurly says:
My friends used to call me Thunder Dome in my younger days because I love giving head. I think I have a problem.
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U DONT CAUSE I LOVE IT TOO…I HONESTLY GET THAT TASTE IN MY MOUTH LIKE I GOTTA HAVE IT…(MY MATES) AND LICKING HIS SEMEN AND MAKING IT STRETCH IS A TURN ON FOR ME…AND LIKE MAYA SAID SLAPPING ME IN THE MOUTH WITH IT…OH MY *TURNS ON FAN ON MY DESK*
OMG rushing around trying to find something to stop the bleeding from Free’s head…
Back up Back up give us some air
@free I BEEN HIT DAM HATER HIT ME WITH THE FLUKIN BOTTLE OH WAIT ITS HOLLY WATER
#teamdicknballs
I’ve taught all my friend how to give head and they still come to me with any questions. I just think the act of sex is beautiful.
*GRABS A TOWEL FOR LAKER*
OTB you forgot to
I’m running……….. one shoe off my foot but hanging from the strap dragging against the pavement
Dead!
Maya_Marie says:
@ Mean. I am kinda freaky but I reserve it for relationships.I’ve had a “buddy” before but he made it very complicated and changed rules in the middle of the game. I was trying to conceal my freaky side to the SR family but I knew once I came out of lurking it was a wrap. lol!
I’ve taught all my friend how to give head and they still come to me with any questions. I just think the act of sex is beautiful.
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I HAD TO SHOW MY FRIEND ON A DAMN 20oz SODA BOTTLE CAUSE HER DUDE ACTUALLY TOLD HER HER HEAD GAME WAS WEAK..LMAO… *SCOUTS HONOR*
@ maya
isn’t it just so beautiful *swoons*
@His
Just you and Flo lined up will suffice…bent over grabbing elbows…I’ll take it from there…#thatsallineed
And I’m bringing mints and coughdrops…RRIICCOOOOLLAAAAAAA!
OMG we are so dysfunctional and I love it we have gone from east to south to north and west in this post-
I can stop laughing
FreeToSpeakUp says:
I’m running……….. one shoe off my foot but hanging from the strap dragging against the pavement
FreeToSpeakUp says:
I’m running……….. one shoe off my foot but hanging from the strap dragging against the pavement
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Fuk the shoe girl run they trina get us!!!!!!!! shake that dam shoe off
strap dragging against the pavement
my eyes are going to be puffy when I leave work I have so many damn tears in them
#kanyeshrug. The Droid is better anyway….
im laughing so dam hard im crying just stooooooooooop!!!!!
Where is Civil?
LLS@Free and one of her shoes dragging the pavement as she runs…I can’t stop laffing!
GIRL I AM CRYING CAUSE ALL I SEE IS THAT DAMN SHOE DRAGGING WHILE RUNNING…LAKER SHE CANT SHAKE THE SHOE ITS STRAPPED AROUND HER ANKLE.
Noooo Free
Have a good one hun thank u for the last minutes laffs smdh
@les
But thats just not far! I want some too!!!
lmao
I’m literally LOLin…my cubicle neighbors are like “whats so funny, I wanna laff too”…I keep sayin “you had to be there”
Free effed us all up with that strap ish damn I actually saw her azz
@Free Bye mama!!! #TeamDyckNBalls!
Sandra Sandra Sandra……what can I say? The SR Fam has been showing out all day!! As my great grandmother would say “I have thoroughly enjoyed myself” ……..
@His
I’m now spread…dive innnnnnnn!
@Les
I’m over here weezing and ish sounding crazy trying muffle my laughter
I’m now spread…dive innnnnnnn!
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DAYUM can I watch
@Ms. Thickness…PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA still strapped around her ankle!
@maya girl rocks bottles bibles and holy water they trying to save #teamdicknballs they will not stop us!!! we cant stop lol
You guys be good and I hope everybody from last post and this post…goes home and get hella sex from somebody. I will naked very soon…..ciao
@les
see, with this computer love ish! brang yo ass!!
@Choco
You sure can!
SH!T I WANNA WATCH TOO!
BYEEEEE FREEEEEE
REMEMBER SAY NO TO HOSHYT
@choco im all about voyeurism lol
somebody please help im about to lose my dam job laughing so hard my co-worker was like “whats wrong sounds like ur choking” hell im tryint not to laugh so dam hard @free and her dam shoe i told that heffa to shake that chit out fluk it just drag the chit before they catch us and try to save us!!!!!
Dont be selfish yall if there is show goin on I should have been invited
@Shannon
Thanks boo enjoy yourself
@His and Les
Thanks and Thanks I love watching girl I will redline in 0-10 secs
@His
I’ll be there in less than 6 months…keep your pants on…(just until I get there of course)
I WONT EVEN BLINK…I SWEAR
@les hold up wait a min i wanna watch too!!!!!!!! do u give out samples too??? i kid i kid
@Miss
NOHOSHYT..that ish is CLASSIC!
NO YOU DONT LAKER…U KNOW YOU WANT IT..LOL
well @ les
and all the watchers lmao
lemme put this cake away and get on my elliptical since i got be tight and firm for the show!
Heffa’s had an e-orgy now they bout to make it happen
I give out samples from 6-8 on Saturdays only…at an undisclosed location…I’ll send you the secret invite @laker!
@LES NO PROB I LIKE TO WATCH IT ALL..AS LONG AS YOU SPIT ON IT..*TURNS FAN BACK ON*
Ms. Thickness says:
NO YOU DONT LAKER…U KNOW YOU WANT IT..LOL

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i just might ummmm second thought i proly do need that holy water
@Laker
that whole damn blog was on the floor
Free’s sandle strap goes in the archives with Poot Broccoli HOE-and in case your wondering one blogger was going in on another blogger and first blogger got mad and said damn you all in my azz can you smell what I had for lunch and then she said Poot Broccoli HOE
@Ms.
And you better not blink…because if you do you’ll have to be “punished”…and u just may like it!
@Ms.
see u fonting about spitting on stuff grl, why u playing lmao *fans my damn self*
@Ms.
And you better not blink…because if you do you’ll have to be “punished”…and u just may like it!
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*TURNS FAN ON HIGH*
@MS.
Spit is a MUST!
@Ms. Thickness: I didn’t know you was a freak too. SR is filled wit freaks!
Yall are so damn funny. Thank yall sooooo much for making my work day non-productive. My company did not gain any money from me today…..but I did. LOL
@les i will be waiting
I’m a little excited…I think @His and @Ms. has me hyperventilating! **now fanning myself with a file folder**
*stomps feet jumps up and down*
ONLY ON SATURDAYS WTF
smh@Ms. over there breaking the company fan lol
@Miss harlem
are u busy those days luv? lol
>:( @ Mean
@Les you are not the only Ms. and His are wetting their panty crotch
dam dam another trip to the restroom dam im all tingely and chit!!!
oh no @ les
Lemme fan u =) I will even feed u a grape grl. With those purdii curls lol
Yes I am busy however DC aint that far LMAO
@Choco
how dare u call out my Vickys!
I will even feed u a grape grl
one effin grape huh
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GTFOH
meanNsurly says:
@Ms. Thickness: I didn’t know you was a freak too. SR is filled wit freaks!
Yall are so damn funny. Thank yall sooooo much for making my work day non-productive. My company did not gain any money from me today…..but I did. LOL
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HONEY AND THEN SOME
@His
Sorry boo I just had a visual is all of you scootching around in your seat
lmao Choco GO HOME! lmao
His_Mommy623 says:
smh@Ms. over there breaking the company fan lol
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YES…AND @CHOCO MY PANTIES ARENT WET..JUST THE PANTY LINER..
@His
I am girl damn I got like 20 more min cuz I’m ducking out today
@Ms
Soooo who will you be raping later tonite
lol I’m on the west coast @ choco… everyone leaves before me *sobs*
MY MAN AS SOON AS I GET HOME…KICK THE GIRLS OUT MY ROOM, LOCK THE DOOR AND TURN ON EVERYTHING ELECTRICAL THAT MAKES NOISE SO THEY DONT HEAR NOTHING…LOL..BUT THAT LIL ONE IS A P.I. SHE GONNA COME BACK SNIFFIN…MAKE SURE I HAVE THE AIR FRESHENER HANDY.
@His
Yeah that does suck I hate it when folks on central time leaving an hour before me but do you do Sandra after dark?
@Miss
since you’re not that far…I can open up shop for a special appointment…let me know what days work best for you and I’ll check my schedule
@ms
I have to send my son outside to play cus that lil nigglet is nosey!! he will sit by my door if I close that mufugga…lol hes such a stalker<3
@Ms.
Yall be blazin also I won’t be raping anyone tonite unless I can get lover to come over but old beau is stalking my neighborhood smdh he about find what he has been seeking
WHERE YOU LOCATE LES? AND MY FAN ONLY GOES TO LEVEL 3 SO I NEED TO COOL DOWN…*DRINKS ICE WATER*
@Ms.
I need on a panty liner right about now…and if yall notice… I was missing for the past 10 mins….file room prolly smell like sex!
@choco
I always log on @ home at night to see if i missed anything good lol…r u on at night?
Well my boo is gonna be happy its 5 because I’m about to put it on him! Thanks SR for getting my testoterone flowing. I’m going straight home, I’m not even gonna stop by Quik Trip today to get a .50 drink!
@les
i was wonder where u ducked off too
bye Mean!!!
#TeamDyckNBalls!!!
@ LES ohhhhhhhh chit *checks schedule* anyday of the week honey I will make it my bidniss to be available
ok I meant wondering* lol
@Les
Damn girl portable or manual
@His
I don’t really log on at night
@Mean
You are so annoying to me today you keep skipping that question I asked you
@His
How old is your son? He and my son can play Wii…while I WII you!
@Ms.
Im in DC…bouta lose my job for jackin off in the file room…
while I WII you!
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LOL back to the file room she goes
@Choco he answered it lol
@les that demon is 10…hes too old to be stalking me but im enjoying it while i can cus i know the “break away” is coming soon.. How old is yours?
and I love playing WII…mmm hmm
ok im back ****washed hands and speacial new toy**** what i miss??? @les u are making me sooooo curious but ima stop!!!!
Pinky (my desk “mate”) has a short in the cord so I had to go manual today because I couldnt get it to work non-stop…will have to order another…but in the interim, Pinky’s cousin (my home “mate) will have to be a floater!
Ahahah @ Laker you got e-turned out
@His what was his response do I have to scroll all the way up or did he respond in the next post
MissHarlem says:
@ LES ohhhhhhhh chit *checks schedule* anyday of the week honey I will make it my bidniss to be available
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Wow! Congrats you two!
Is this our first SR Love Connection? 
@Choco…SHUT YO AZZ UP FOOL!
@laker
dnt stop lol, go with it. Ur vag is telling u something
@Les
Gotcha I may have to get a pinky short in cord DIZAAAAMMMM frequent use much
Aunty Sandy…I was waiting for you to surface for that one…I just said to myself “here she come”…and there you were…pat urself on the back bcuz with out you, Miss wouldnt be about to have the time of her life!
@choco
I believe he said soulja could be dl because hes in ATL or something to that effect…its in this post but i dnt know how far back lol
and lol@SR
Miss wouldnt be about to have the time of her life!
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If yall heffa’s throw down you must be willing to share details with the X rated SR group
@laker
Listen to @His…the vag is saying…I want to be catered to, like only Les can do…listen closely…u hear it??!
@his and @choco ima stop yall the mob of angry people are going to tackle me down and shower me with holly water
Choco says:
Miss wouldnt be about to have the time of her life!
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If yall heffa’s throw down you must be willing to share details with the X rated SR group
YUP
*tip my hat to SANDRA*
@Choco…hells yeah…but she’s been my “desk mate” for about 5 years…so her time was up. The “home mate” has been replaced triple the times of that!
@Miss
Now tip over here………………
SHUT YO AZZ UP FOOL!

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@His thanks boo that’s what I thought
LesBinLuv say:
Aunty Sandy…I was waiting for you to surface for that one…I just said to myself “here she come”…and there you were…pat urself on the back bcuz with out you, Miss wouldnt be about to have the time of her life!
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Well I caught the back end of that exchange between you two right after I published my last post.
You work fast! 
@laker
see what les is telling u? shes correct. gawn and get yo lesbun luv on grl!
@MS. THICKNESS
“U DONT CAUSE I LOVE IT TOO…I HONESTLY GET THAT TASTE IN MY MOUTH LIKE I GOTTA HAVE IT…(MY MATES) AND LICKING HIS SEMEN AND MAKING IT STRETCH IS A TURN ON FOR ME…AND LIKE MAYA SAID SLAPPING ME IN THE MOUTH WITH IT…OH MY *TURNS ON FAN ON MY DESK*”
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Now I’m sittin at my desk with some cold steel in my pants! Thanks!
@ LES who is to say you wont have the time of YOUR life no amatuer here
I kid I kid
@Choco and @His…I dont lick and tell…but I’ll tape it for yall!
@Laker
That’s not holy water that’s spit coming from Les and Miss
His_Mommy623 says:
@laker
see what les is telling u? shes correct. gawn and get yo lesbun luv on grl!
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She’s hooking up with Laker too?!
WWAAAAIIITTTT A Minute….I knew it…I’m ready…teach me the unteachable!
uh oh theres man lmao
@laker
Listen to @His…the vag is saying…I want to be catered to, like only Les can do…listen closely…u hear it??!
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I CAN HEAR IT DAM ITS WISPERING IN MY EAR
“MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO BUT MY BODY MY BODY IS TELLING ME YEEEEEEEEESSS”
@LAKERCRAZY
“u are making me sooooo curious but ima stop!!!!”
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DON’T YOU STOP! It’s natural for women to sleep with each other from time to time! No such thing as 100% hetero woman!
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!
*GET HER LES**
@SR
a cpl of us have les lined up. Shes so desirable!
*TIP my hat to LES*

@Choco ….NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the spit…Pahahahahahaha
@HIS
“uh oh theres man lmao”
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I’m attracted to lesbian activity like flies to chit!
@Sandra
NOHOSHYT here…just spreading this butter lovin around! LLS
i understand, me too..
**sniffs the air in the room**
Um… yeeeeeeeeeah. It’s goin down in here!
@Les
You turning these ripe muffins out on SR COT DAYUM wonder if I have to join shiiiit Im in MD- smh I digress
that was @ man
@les
bring ur butter to vegas grl!
@Man…I effin hate you….you crack me up! I’m all over @Laker…consider her TASTED!
@choco
lmao@ripe muffins
@LES BIN
“NOHOSHYT here…just spreading this butter lovin around! LLS”
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Ima be the butter knife to help spread that butter you got babe!
#TEAMLESBINLUV
Dead at CHOCO. Hey what can I say she got it
@His
Ohhhhh, I’m desirable…I like that! You make me wanna cum before January talking to me like that……**now fanning with a binder**
And my son is 9
@LESBIN LUV
“…I effin hate you….you crack me up! I’m all over @Laker…consider her TASTED!”
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I know you got her! Once they say they “curious” it’s only a matter of time! Savor some of that taste for your boy! I bet it’s sweet like candy!
@Choco
You should join…I have one more space left…hurry becaue they’re filling up fast…get it before @Man tries to…LOL!
@LES…HONEY I AM ON THE NEXT FLIGHT TO D.C FROM MIAMI, FL…I DONT WANNA PLAY WII..LETS GET IT..LOL
I must say that @His is intriguing the hellouttame!
@les
I’m going to visit my daddy in MD next month :whistles:
where u @? lol
@LESBIN LUV
“You should join…I have one more space left…hurry becaue they’re filling up fast…get it before @Man tries to…LOL!”
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**evil laugh**
All roads lead to “Man, I just don’t care™” There is no escaping me, that’s for you too Lesbin.
@Ms.
I’ll pick you up from the airport at midnight!
bye Miss!!
ONE OF THE SESSIONS I GOT WAS FROM A WOMAN…THAT B!TCH HAD ME RUNNING LIKE A RUNNING BACK…I TOLD MY DUDE AND HE GOT JEALOUS AND TORE ME APART…HE IS A HATER.
INSERT BEST
@His
I’m in PG County…let me know where you gon’ be and I’m there!
@Les
but *whispers* lemme know when and where in case I change my mind 
Naaah yall ladies have at it then all yall would be wanting to taste my kumquat again
@ LES IM NOT EVEN PACKING CLOTHES..GONNA CALL IN SICK TOMORROW…YA’LL HAVE A WALMART UP THERE…NEED TO BUY SOME UNDIES…HAVE CLOTHES IN THE CAR I COULD BRING.
@MS. THICKNESS
“ONE OF THE SESSIONS I GOT WAS FROM A WOMAN…THAT B!TCH HAD ME RUNNING LIKE A RUNNING BACK…I TOLD MY DUDE AND HE GOT JEALOUS AND TORE ME APART…HE IS A HATER.”
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¿¿¿
???
What kind of “session?” Please elaborate. Is it what I hope it to be?
@ms
Yep fellow freakbodies I will consort with you all tomorrow and with that I bid you farewell and wet panties : )
@miss
You do that…until we meet again sweetie…
@ MAN…YES IT WAS…MAN SHE LICK ME FROM THE ROOTA TO THE TOOTA
@man i must fight the temptation somtheing about @les that makes me hoooooooot!!!!
DC here i come
@Choco wispering…PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@MS. THICKNESS
“YES IT WAS…MAN SHE LICK ME FROM THE ROOTA TO THE TOOTA”
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That’s beautiful!!!! All women have at one point or another! Do you still get that good tongue bath from time to time?
**if your man loved you he would understand**
All roads lead to “Man, I just don’t care™” There is no escaping me, that’s for you too Lesbin.
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Oh shut up! **winking**
We in this together…now dont blow our cover!
@ HIS…I KNOW GIRL…AND BOY DID HE WORK ME OUT…BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN I ADD A LIL (HOT SAUCE) TO MY SEX LIFE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…BUT HE REP THE BENEFITS AS WELL.
@ MAN…YES SIR AND HE WATCHES OR PARTICIPATES…SOMETIMES WITHOUT HIM BUT HE DOESNT MIND AS LONG AS I TELL HIM.
@LAKER CRAZY
“i must fight the temptation somtheing about @les that makes me hoooooooot!!!!
DC here i come”
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Hmm, I wanna fugg Les too
…you need to go on and get that out your system. Listen to these women, NONE OF THEM HAVE A BAD THING TO SAY ABOUT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
That’s cause it’s natural.
@Ms.
Yep, and Target is around the corner from my house…but I can stop by Vicky’s since its right by the job and pick you up some undies I’D like to see you in…
im out for the day have a bless day im leaving this motha fluka hot disturbed and wet panties in hand
um wow
@SANDRA YOU SHOULD HAVE A MEET AND GREET ONE YEAR FOR YOUR LOYAL READERS…THINK ABOUT IT
@les
woman I will be looking for u tomorrow!!! mm hmmm
@MS. THICKNESS
“YES SIR AND HE WATCHES OR PARTICIPATES…SOMETIMES WITHOUT HIM BUT HE DOESNT MIND AS LONG AS I TELL HIM.”
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You are a beautiful person. That’s the sort of relationship I aspire to. **sigh** One day…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@LAKER CRAZY
“i must fight the temptation somtheing about @les that makes me hoooooooot!!!!
DC here i come”
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Hmm, I wanna fugg Les too
…you need to go on and get that out your system. Listen to these women, NONE OF THEM HAVE A BAD THING TO SAY ABOUT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
That’s cause it’s natural.
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one step at a time sir i sure will have wet dreams tonight
@laker
Wow…I’m making you hot…if you were closer…I’d make you wet!
@ LES ANYTHING BLK AND LACE…WE MAY NEED TO GO TO FREDRICKS FOR THE CROTCHLESS KIND…
I WAS TRYING TO BE INNOCENT ON HERE AND YA’LL DONE BOUGHT OUT ALL MY SKELETONS.
sorry yall been in and out of meetins
anyway once he c____ you take all of it in ur mouth, swish it around almost like you’d do with bubble gum and open your mouth slowly, its one of those things where i can show u better than tell you!
I gave yall instructions before when i introduced yall to the fruit roll up trick
Bye Laker…take this lick with you…until tomorrow…muah!
LES…I THINK LAKER IS ALREADY WET.
YES BROWN AND I HAD A BLAST…
BRROWWWNNNNNNN
Where you been girl…u missed some gooooood stuff!
@LES
Laker goin get that twat ate like never before. It’s only a matter of time now. HA HA HA.
She better tell us about it when she does.
@Ms.
I thought I was the only one who bought crotchless panties from Fredies just because…that’s even better!
Les I been in and out of this dam conference! I’m usualluy the one given pointers but I see others on here have it down
@His
And I’ll be making usre you can find me tomorrow…
**I will contribute to travel expenses to see Les in exchange for confidential pictures**
People still wear panties
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. THICKNESS
“YES SIR AND HE WATCHES OR PARTICIPATES…SOMETIMES WITHOUT HIM BUT HE DOESNT MIND AS LONG AS I TELL HIM.”
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You are a beautiful person. That’s the sort of relationship I aspire to. **sigh** One day…
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THANK YOU..ITS NOT ALL THE TIME…JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN
@LAKER CRAZY
“one step at a time sir i sure will have wet dreams tonight”
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“All journeys begin with a single step”
You are on your way child, you are on your way.
THATS JUST TO BE SEXY LES…BUT I PREFER NONE SO I CAN GET IT WHEREEVER I AM AT…IN THE CAR, MOVIES ETC.
**I will contribute to travel expenses to see Les in exchange for confidential pictures**
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I’m willing to put money on it that you’d endup in somebody’s suitcase trying to get as close as you can to the action! LLS
Well in that case @Ms. lets go DRIVING to the MOVIES!
@MS. THICKNESS
“THANK YOU..ITS NOT ALL THE TIME…JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN”
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I see, do you have an ongoing relationship with any of the fairer sex? See, I’m tryin to have it where all three of us can have an on going relationship…
Bouta head out…I’ll check you all tomorrow…please have a good night…and I just may peek in for SR AfterDark!
have a good one les
@LESBIN
“**I will contribute to travel expenses to see Les in exchange for confidential pictures**
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I’m willing to put money on it that you’d endup in somebody’s suitcase trying to get as close as you can to the action! LLS”
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I would just be there for “moral support!”
LONG LICKS AND SWEET KISSES LES
Okay y’all.
SR after dark is popping and so is my man in the boat. :/
I’m out!
Wait a minute…@Man, so you mean to tell me you watn to be in a full-time relationship with both women, and they can be in a relationship together, as long as you’re in the relationship too? Help me understand.
@Ms.
Longer, softer, wetter licks for you…until tomorrow!
gawt dammit! back to this damn conference room!
@LESBIN LUV
“Wait a minute…@Man, so you mean to tell me you watn to be in a full-time relationship with both women, and they can be in a relationship together, as long as you’re in the relationship too? Help me understand.”
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Um… yeah. Pretty much. (see: Dr. William Moulton Marston, he created the lie detector machine and the comic book characther “Wonder Woman”)
It would be a great life. Yeah yeah yeah, “the women will be totally gay and kick you out” and all that jazz. It would be the GREATEST while it lasted.
My boy had a relationship like that once…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. THICKNESS
“THANK YOU..ITS NOT ALL THE TIME…JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN”
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I see, do you have an ongoing relationship with any of the fairer sex? See, I’m tryin to have it where all three of us can have an on going relationship…
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NO, BECAUSE THE LAST ONE WE ENCOUNTERED WANTED TO HAVE JUST A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME AND I LET HER KNOW FROM THE BEGINNING THIS IS A PACKAGE…PUSS IS NOT MY PREFERENCE, I MUST HAVE THE DYCK..SOMETIMES IT WAS JUST ME AND HER BUT SHE GOT ON THIS “OH IM GONNA STEAL YOU FROM HIM SH!T”,SO I HAD TO CUT THAT LOOSE…MY MAN MUST BE SATISFIED…ANOTHER ONE WAS ON THIS YA’LL GOT MY PUSS SORE SH!T…SO WE KNEW SHE WAS TOO SENSITIVE AND SHE WAS SCARED HER DUDE WOULD FIND OUT.
@MS. THICKNESS
“NO, BECAUSE THE LAST ONE WE ENCOUNTERED WANTED TO HAVE JUST A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME AND I LET HER KNOW FROM THE BEGINNING THIS IS A PACKAGE…PUSS IS NOT MY PREFERENCE, I MUST HAVE THE DYCK..SOMETIMES IT WAS JUST ME AND HER BUT SHE GOT ON THIS “OH IM GONNA STEAL YOU FROM HIM SH!T”,SO I HAD TO CUT THAT LOOSE…MY MAN MUST BE SATISFIED…ANOTHER ONE WAS ON THIS YA’LL GOT MY PUSS SORE SH!T…SO WE KNEW SHE WAS TOO SENSITIVE AND SHE WAS SCARED HER DUDE WOULD FIND OUT.”
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Somebody gotta always fugg up a good thing. SMH.
See, that’s why I’m tryin to get in on some freaky lesbians. I would CLEARLY be the “third” wheel but I KNOW how to play my posistion. I think I would know how to finesse it.
ITS ALOT OF WORK THOUGH.
Ms Thickness don’t you hate the indecisive ones
@MS. THICKENSS
“ITS ALOT OF WORK THOUGH.”
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Well, I think the KEY is for the “third wheel” not to get selfish. Which I am not. I would try to help them maintain their relationship. Including having some alone time to themselves.
As the “third wheel” I have to be associated with “good qualities” like some good sex, extra money, NOT being jealous and possessive.
IT CAN BE DONE!
not sayin that I know, so I’ve heard
Ok I’m back ***cleaning off silver bullet, placing it back into the red satin back, and putting it back in my desk drawer***
What did I miss
Maya you take “special” breaks during work too?!?!?!?! I
you!
@BROWN…I HATE IT…BUT IT WAS FUN
YEAH RIGHT @ BROWN YOU KNOW…BUT I GOTTA GO MY GOOD PEOPLES…GONNA GO HOME AND CLIMB ON TOP…UNTIL THEN GOODNIGHT AND BE SAFE.
@BROWN
“not sayin that I know, so I’ve heard”
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My former coworker and his wife did it all the time and he would tell me how upset his wife would get when the chick wouldn’t cooperate so I told him his wife wanted her more than him and wouldn’t you know, she left him for another chick
@ Brown girl yes! Especially when I’m stressed about a deadline! I tell me staff I’m going to have lunch in my office. I close the door, draw the blinds, turn my radio all the way and watch pornhub on my blackberry. When I emerge I go straight to the restroom to freshen up and I’m new woman! Hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!
UM…NOT I, I NEEDS MY MEAT…
Man laugh all u want but no sir I do not know first hand
@ MAYA..HONEY I GOT PORN ON MY IPOD…GONNA MAIL IT TO YOU…
lol it’s still poppin in here!
Man for some reason people want to tell me their personal business, so the goog friend that I am, I listen
@BROWN
“My former coworker and his wife did it all the time and he would tell me how upset his wife would get when the chick wouldn’t cooperate so I told him his wife wanted her more than him and wouldn’t you know, she left him for another chick”
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“It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all.”-Alfred Lord Tennyson
@BROWN
“Man laugh all u want but no sir I do not know first hand”
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Ok. I’m just teasin babe. If you don’t know, you don’t know.
goodnight for real
so I just offer advice and tips like what camera is best when makin home videos, hte best way to hook it up to ur tv, etc
what wattage of lights are best, etc.
I’m just a wealth of knowledge and sharing is caring!
I’m sure everyones gone but
anyways!