Singer Christina Milian was spotted shopping with her baby wearing questionable attire. Someone should explain to Christina that you dress like a hooker to catch a man but you dress like a lady to keep him.


Men love hookers and strippers but they don’t want to marry one. Am I wrong? As you know, baby Violet’s daddy is singer/songwriter The Dream, who served Christina with divorce papers at her bedside while she was in labor. There’s a special kind of hail reserved for a man like that.

Anyway, Christina has moved on with her life — which I’m told no longer includes men. There’s a rumor going around that Christina is getting it in with a certain hunky tennis player who can easily body The Dream. I don’t know if this rumor is true so I won’t say any names.


I didn’t know Fendi makes baby carriers?