Dallas stripper-turned-blogger, Zeralyn is back with a new blog post. This time she covers attention whore Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, whose horrible reality TV dating show premiered on VH1 last night:
Unless you were in rehab or under a rock, you might have noticed that NFL star Chad “child please” Johnson had a dating show air on VH1 last night. To my surprise in the beginning of the show there were 85 girls. You ask what my surprise is, it’s the fact that these are women. Thats neither here nor there, because I’m more concerned with the fact that out of these 85 women, there were 17 women chosen — 15 of which were either white or spanish.
The remaining two girls were of Negro descent, one of whom had remnants of a micro braid lace front…(ewwww).
Now my inside sources have revealed to me that one of the girls who was cut was none other than porn star Kapri Styles. Who I was also told was offered $$$$ by Mr.Johnson to sleep with him during the casting. Whether she did or did not we would have to ask her or Mr.Johnson. Now if you remember a few months ago Chad was running around bouncing checks to groupies across the US.
Now I asked him on twitter what the deal was and basically his answer was that he put a stop payment on the check. I guess my problem isn’t with him having buyer’s remorse lol but, anyone accepting a check as a form of payment for “services” rendered. READ MORE…
I love Kapri Styles!
Didn’t watch it
I started to watch the show last night but it was boring so I changed the channel. Maybe it’ll be better next episode…? I don’t know if he is HUD, but he’s definitely odd imo.
Guess Sandra will keep Halle post at top all day…lol
Someone needs to file an insurance claim for all that hail damage #thatisall
i havent heard the phrase child please in so long and that was from my grandmother
but anyways i really think he like men
i hope the show improves because the opener was wack
The show was boring.
I didn’t watch the show but Im not surprised by this foolishness.
I watched some of it and it was boring! I dont thik he’s HUD thou.
#teamChad
his body is the truth!! I watch the show for him not those wack chicks 
I guess my problem isn’t with him having buyer’s remorse lol but, anyone accepting a check as a form of payment for “services” rendered
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Is Zeralyn a guest blogger over here now? She’s clowning on someone taking a check for services rendered but she became “famous” for tweeting about not receiving a big enough tip at the strip club….
That show was a total snoozefest!
I think TO’s show will be way better than this show.
Guys like him constantly fools themselves into believing that LSLH is prettier and she has to be mixed or foreign or whatever, but as soon as things get bad they come looking for the sista. Quoting Steve Harvey “most of these men have such character flaws, that if you got a chance to really know them you wouldn’t want them anyway”. Let the yt girls have this trash and the all the drama that comes with it. All the $$ and fame in the world isn’t worth losing peace of mind.
My thirteen year old son did notice that Chad did not have anything good to say about any of the black girls…
That show was definitley
worthy. I won’t be tuning in and I’m a reality show junky…
My eyes and ears were punished last night. This show is a joke I will not be watching his blue black ass fawn over a bunch of white women. Thought I was watching Brett Michael show. Boooooooo Nicca should be on there trying to learn how to annunicate the english language.
T.O show was better (even though he is always sniffing peter cotton tail) at least he has two black women working for him. When Mo came in and said that girl looked like she belonged at Chuck E Cheese I feel out
T.O’s show seems so obviously staged to me. I know reality shows are scripted, but his is so blatant.
I remember the letter Sandra posted from someone with an inside scoop on the audition. I thought they were exaggerating about him not choosing many BW, it turns out they weren’t. MTV and VH1 seem to only choose BM who are not into BW for their shows…mmmmm.
That was the most boring show ever. I am not condoning his “fear of black women”, but we all have our preferences. Some people don’t date dark skin men, light skin, the list goes on and on. I have a problem with people making one race inferior in favor of another. I have heard it all, black women bossy, they don’t give head, they don’t cook or clean, they lazy, etc. Trust all races has those characteristics. Chad is a nice looking man, I give him that, but this show bored me to tears. He picked April when she was looking like someone grandma, then he pick the most ghetto chicks in the bunch.
THAT SHOW IS PURE GARBAGE.
@Pinkshetti
I was thinking about that letter Sandra posted too.
I LOVE TOs show it was the bomb.com last year
Mo IRKS me being so HOOD n alley all the ding dang time
TO n Kita are still funny as ever and yes my baby boo TO is not afraid to cry
I am not bothered by Chad liking non black or “exotic” women as long as he isn’t/doesnt put down blk women I cld care less. To each their own
I watched all of 15 minutes before changing…it’s a
It’s some hoes in this house
It’s some hoes in this house
If you see them point them out>>>>
If you see them point them out>>>>
Hmmm, I guess I’m the only one who didn’t tune in nor do I have the desire to check out his show. And surely there has to be a better picture of Kapri Styles out there than this one.
#notaflatteringpicture
#tiredofhoshyt
LaLa is a stripper? That sure does look like her in that picture.
Chad, I got nothing
Yvonne I didn’t watch the show either and had no desire to
Show was garbage. I instantly noticed the lack of black women on the show. Then to add insult to injury the T.O. show comes on afterwards and you get to see him chase after non-black women as well. F#ck them ni@@as
@Ms. Thickness….I agree
@lovezoe…..true
@Daisy …that’s how I feel. They like who they like and we like who we like.
I would think these men would like women with substance and not just date them due to skin color because its their prenference. Black women come in all shades not just dark skinned. Which leads me to believe he doesn’t like black women. I think chad story is beyond preference.
Agreed…the show was horrible for all the 20 minutes I saw.
Even if his preference is WHITE woman…what’s it to the rest of us. We all like what we like.
Women scream they want a tall dark and handsome guy….well what’s the difference?
I’mall for black love…my daddy black…my momma black…..but if that’s not what he like….so be it
Not all women like tall dark and handsome. But what it is the rest of us including his daughter is the message. You may not see the message now but give it 5 – 10 years. But, like I said why not choose a woman based on substance the bottom line is a whore is a whore.
I liked his show but I am disapp. in his choice of women.
Didn’t watch, don’t care to watch, will not watch in the future. The YTs can have his ass #thatisall
The show was a typical VH1 show he needs to re-evaluate himself because he obviously has self hate issues you can tell by his choice of women. When a person loves the way they look and are happy with themselves they date people with those same qualities.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!!!
Well Chad I believe is half Mexican or has some in him, so maybe that’s why he has mostly Mexican or Latin chicks. I did notice that he did not have any black chicks. I love me some Chad Ochocinco. Do you chad.
The show was a typical VH1 show he needs to re-evaluate himself because he obviously has self hate issues you can tell by his choice of women. When a person loves the way they look and are happy with themselves they date people with those same qualities.
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Chad is a ho! So I bet some those women he chose might have some of the same qualities. ALL his children mothers are black, that shows something right? He has to like black women to lay down and have ALL his kids by them, same with T.O. Come on now we all like what we like, who said blacks have to date blacks? There are plenty of black women in the industry who date white men but we never say anything about that. What’s wrong with them?
His choice of women sucked if u like what u like then fine but some of those chicks were not all that…. He is a strange cookie though..
I didn’t watch the show and have no plans on it but I will say that every black man who dates outside of his race does not suffer from self hate or have severe character flaws. He’s entitled to his preference in women and that shouldn’t be that big of a deal and wow so he eliminated the porn star.. so what she’s a freaking PORN STAR! Hell I would’ve eliminated that bish too. Truth be told, this is a scripted reality show on a white network. I’m happy there aren’t many black women on the show because that’s just less black women on national tv who can further degrade and demean themselves in hopes of getting rich off anothers mans hard earned dime. And I know my self worth, I know how beautiful I am and I know how much I will bring to a relationship with the right man so I refuse to get my panties in a bunch everytime I see a well known black man or any black man for that matter with a woman of a different race
I agree with everyone else but I wasn’t feeling that he picked the two black chicks at the end kind of like I guess if I have to and they were super ghetto. Chad is a fine man tho. His body is the truth.
Nothing against him personally, but I didn’t watch–nor do I plan on watching. @Ms. Everything, I completely agree with your comment #39.
and to think that t.o., chad and david banner are my celebrity crushes and 2 of them dont like black women…david banner is my only hope now….lol
If he enjoys the company of a LSSH (Light skinned short haired) males…then Im his man.I think he is too sexy.I wonder what kinda guys he’s into…I aint puttin no panties on if thats one of his fetishes…ROTFL! Auntie Sandy…I hate to tell you he can get it. So picture it.. Im thinkin tattooing Ochocinco above my direr… a tramp stamp…but Im not a tramp! HHHMMM