5 Cent drops in on YouTube Sensation Keenan Cahill

Sandra Rose November 9, 2010

Troubled rapper 50 Cent was a guest on his BFF Chelsea Lately‘s show last night. He dropped in on YouTube sensation Keenan Cahill as he was taping one of his videos backstage. 50 sure knows how to keep the spotlight directed on himself.

In case you’re not familiar, Keenan’s YouTube videos have all gone viral because of his terrible lip syncing of popular hit songs such as Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.

As you know, Fiddy was rumored to be dating Chelsea Handler. But she squashed that rumor on her Twitter page since we all know it’s just a publicity stunt.

FloridaChick813

I dont think it was a publicity stunt Sandra, she said they were working on something together! But I did see them out && about together on another website

No comment on the child!
WUTWUZINDAT!?

I come back from lunch to this Fiddy ish?
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Hey Florida
West Coast Chick

Why is 50 still labeled a “rapper”? shouldn’t he be labeled a socialite by now Auntie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ West , Even lady Gaga said he ain’t had a hit since 2006. :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

why does the kid look like he is like 40…very *RIP* gary colemanish…
VAALLDAY

50 don’t have shiiiiiiiiid to do…SMH, I think if I could put 2 mil in the back of my trunk I would find something else to interest me besides you tube.
mirsmommy

We get this chit as a ???????
http://www.myspace.com/importantblackwomen Necelove

Had me bobbin my head!…lol How old is this person??? Anyway he’s funny.
FloridaChick813

Heyyyy Wut

and @WestCoastChick, because he hasnt rapped much of anything as of late.

@Ace – BOI STOP!!!!! LOL
mirsmommy

Somebody needs to clean that damn room.
FloridaChick813

Wait, Sandra called his a$$ 5 cent!!!!

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West Coast Chick

kingstonn says:

@ West , Even lady Gaga said he ain’t had a hit since 2006. :lol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

FLO I’m safe! I was hopin we were gonna have to evacuate so I could bounce! I wanted to start my 4 day weekend early!
MissHarlem

Ok so I am just gonna label this as my attitude of I cant today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ 5 cent.
candibfly

i can’t see videos

he looks more like gary shandling to me.

i’m gon wait for a different topic.
ySoSerious

@ “5 Cent”

I don’t talk bad about people’s kids so…
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

West Coast Chick says:

Why is 50 still labeled a “rapper”? shouldn’t he be labeled a socialite by now Auntie?
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I agree!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

50 looks slow as hell in that first pic (lawd forgive me LOL)
CFREE

I was hoping for a more entertaining post, but oh wellz
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

OMG BROWN!!!! i missed you girl
West Coast Chick

i wonder what ever happend to that movie he stopped taking steriods for and got all skinny? (kanye)–>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

KIMMAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

mirsmommy says:

Somebody needs to clean that damn room.
November 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm
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I was just about to say somethin about that damn room!
candibfly

kimi! *does the routine from janet jackson’s pleasure principle video*
ELove

I SEE Fiddy is taking his COONING Antics to even NEW HEIGHTS !!!

@Brown
Heeyyyyyy Honey Baby !!!

And To MY BOO (THIS Lap is HERE For You Darling BABY…)
FloridaChick813

Kimi and my fav pic
ySoSerious

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked that video…
WUTWUZINDAT!?

FloridaChick813 says:

Wait, Sandra called his a$$ 5 cent!!!!
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Oh lord I just re read that Sandraaaa!
Milan Millian

is that a kid or a 60 year old man@at the cauasian person in the video???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

I’m mad that I actually watched this fxckery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

How are you Mr Love
WUTWUZINDAT!?

ySoSerious says:

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked that video…
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I see you speak chinese FuQ too! You are multi-talented!
ySoSerious

@ candi

With the chair and everything? Get it girl!

Now do “I Get Lonely”. I’ll even brush out Rhi Rhi’s wig for you and I got a couple cans of oil sheen for it too.
Thetruth32

WOW at the video… How old is this little person????

Hello everyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

why the fluck did Benjamin Button just jump in my head…

SMDH please…

(sorry god please forgive me for talkin about someone’s child)
candibfly

@yso yep, the chair, the backflip eerrythang. i think my next routine will be “if i was your girl”

if i was ur girl, the things i’d do to u, i’d make u call out my name and ask who it belongs tooo…but i’m not so i can’t and i won’t but if i was ur girl
MissHarlem

BABBYYYY *sits on lap and starts to grind* Nah let me be good
all_canadian

LOL That was soooo funny!

Is that guy developmentally challenged, wow, he sure is a strange little thing.
candibfly

harlem be as bad as u want *sits down indian style*
bigtyme

from what i gathered on the show last night he is a kid. w/ his channel having 1995 in the name, i am gathering that is his birth year. chelsea kept calling him a nugget which is what she calls little people.
ySoSerious

@ WUT

I’m also fluent in Ebonics and have passable knowledge of Niggarese.

#I’sEdjumacated
CFREE

@ BENJAMIN BUTTON
mirsmommy

all_canadian says:

LOL That was soooo funny!

Is that guy developmentally challenged, wow, he sure is a strange little thing.
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@ strange little thing.
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Looked at the video… He’s not a little as in kid little.. he’s “Follow the yellow brick road” little. Fiddy need to stoppppp it.
His_Mommy623

tis all..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Wha tha TROLL Hail is going on??? Sandra why you put up this video of this kid who look like he starred in Jacobs Ladder at 5 cent tho
MissHarlem

@ CANDI thats soooooo tempting but the pitchforks and holy water will be thrown so I am gonna be good besides we acted a pure fool in here on Friday!!
However I would like to grind and just slip on………
WUTWUZINDAT!?

ySoSerious says:

@ WUT

I’m also fluent in Ebonics and have passable knowledge of Niggarese.

#I’sEdjumacated
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It’s official… I am done with you!
*takingYso’sgravitonearesttattooparlor*
ySoSerious

Hello @ all_canadian

Fiddy ain’t never been completely right in the head.

Oh, wait, you were talking about Benjamin Button, weren’t you?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*sits on lap and starts to grind* Nah let me be good
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this is good No?
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Hey His!!!
ySoSerious

@ Choco

Jacob’s Ladder?! Daaaaaamn…But you ain’t wrong.

#AcidTripGoneWrong
His_Mommy623

nope @ WUT…u and these gravis…nope nope nope lmao
candibfly

@harlem y’all did act a plum fool on Friday *looks around* while i sat back with my covering virgin eyes and drank pepsi
Peachizz

This is Hilarious!!!! I got such a good lol from this!!!!
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@harlem y’all did act a plum fool on Friday *looks around* while i sat back with my covering virgin eyes and drank pepsi
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I know she did not just say yall

But they was actin a pure fool, tho, wasn’t they????
Man, I just don’t care™

Retards never fail to get a laugh.
His_Mommy623

mayneeeee Candi, the devil is a liar and u my dear, are the debil! hmph
ELove

@Choco
I WAS THINKING (The Same Thing…) IT’S a VERY GOOD THING !!!
candibfly

@mirs they was *speaks louder* u know we wouldn’t engage in such types of activity *adjusts halo*
MissHarlem

@ MIRS @ CANDI thinking she was covering her virgin eyes SMH
His_Mommy623

*spanks harlem* i’m cold, come snuggle with me shugah
candibfly

@his how u gon call me that after all them nights of practicing our routines and playin mall madness and me lending u my favorite pair of british knights u gon do me like that *backflips into the corner*
ySoSerious

@ mirs

They sho was, wasn’t they? Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance.
Man, I just don’t care™

What yall in here tom bout?
**pinches ladies on the azzes**
all_canadian

Haaaaaaay
candibfly

@harlem in my mind i was…now if that translated to how i acted i’m not sure
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@mirs they was *speaks louder* u know we wouldn’t engage in such types of activity *adjusts halo*
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No, we would not.
#goodgirlstatus
MissHarlem

@ CHOCO its a great thing I also said I would slip on his……..
ySoSerious

@ YT Man

Is that why you get so many laughs around here?
all_canadian

And that last “haaaay” was to YSoSerious not to Man, I just don’t care!!
WUTWUZINDAT!?

His_Mommy623 says:

nope @ WUT…u and these gravis…nope nope nope lmao
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sorry
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Yso
Jacobs Ladder is one of those movies burned into my memory I was young when I saw that movie it disturbed me

@ELOVE
I mean what else is there to talk about except Freaky chit
mirsmommy

ySoSerious says:

@ mirs

They sho was, wasn’t they? Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance.
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Who set the place on fire??????

*scanning the room for Ace*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

CHOCO its a great thing I also said I would slip on his
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I saw that slip comment it turns me on more when you finish the sentence
MissHarlem

The lies that I am reading is faker than Phaedra!!!!

*spoons with my FIANCE*
candibfly

nice of u to join us
His_Mommy623

@Mirs, u tew are thee debil. ol’ pole sliding ass clapping heffa

hey Man

@Candi u know we tight like Ja Rules eyes bew
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHELSEA HANDLER
“Is that why you get so many laughs around here?”
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I regarded as a mature voice of influence and wisdom around here.
mirsmommy

Heyyyy Man Where you been???
candibfly

mirsmommy says:

ySoSerious says:

@ mirs

They sho was, wasn’t they? Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance.
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Who set the place on fire??????

*scanning the room for Ace*

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that’s what i wanna know. whoever it was SHOW UR FACE RIGHT NOW!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance
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We burned it down cuz no one wanted to clean up this mess and we did some freaky chit that day Oh I wish for my WOLFMAN
ySoSerious

@ mirs

CANDI did. At least that’s what I heard. I wasn’t even there.
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

@Mirs, u tew are thee debil. ol’ pole sliding ass clapping heffa
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Who, me???? *points at self* Pole slidin and azz clappin???? I’ve never.
Man, I just don’t care™

@ALL
“And that last “haaaay” was to YSoSerious not to Man, I just don’t care!! ”
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¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???

How you point a nigga out to specifically NOT say “haaaay” to?
Ol hater.
His_Mommy623

My Fiance is tha shizznit! *makes out with Harlems whole bawday*
mirsmommy

Choco says:

Especially her, setting the place on fire to destroy evidence and preserve her angelic appearance
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We burned it down cuz no one wanted to clean up this mess and we did some freaky chit that day Oh I wish for my WOLFMAN
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I’m glad you decided to step up and admit to settin the spot on fire.
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS

Nigga had to work and chit. Had to go to court.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

**pinches ladies on the azzes**
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Wow how generous of you
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CHELSEA HANDLER
“Is that why you get so many laughs around here?”
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I regarded as a mature voice of influence and wisdom around here.
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WUT?!!! your FuQQery is what? *oneofthereasonsIjoinedSRFamily*
ySoSerious

@ B-Rad

Uh huh.
His_Mommy623

OMG YSO that damn gravi u had up with the face covered and the shades on damn near killed me..u are a fuggin MESS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

How you point a nigga out to specifically NOT say “haaaay” to?
Ol hater.
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mirsmommy

ySoSerious says:

@ mirs

CANDI did. At least that’s what I heard. I wasn’t even there.
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Nah, Candi ain’t do that. Choco just said that she did it, so that’s what we ridin wit.
Man, I just don’t care™

“My Fiance is tha shizznit! *makes out with Harlems whole bawday*”-HIS
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**sitting Indian Style**
candibfly

if u weren’t there then u can’t really speak on it

don’t let haters get me of my grind, keep my head up i know i’ll be fine, keep fighting until i get there

always tryin to bring a sista down *flips hair, grabs my lennie vuiton bag i got at the flea market, slips on my shades, and struts off in my 134 inch heels*
His_Mommy623

lmao @ choc self-incriminating her damn self
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MIRS

Nigga had to work and chit. Had to go to court.
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What for???? And I want da truth ninja.
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@ALL
“And that last “haaaay” was to YSoSerious not to Man, I just don’t care!! ”
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¿¿¿ DA FLUCK ???

How you point a nigga out to specifically NOT say “haaaay” to?
Ol hater.
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http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I’m glad you decided to step up and admit to settin the spot on fire.
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Kool but who was the one about shoot Ace? I mean who brought the gun to the party @YSO @Alboy anyone wanna help with this trivia question?
candibfly

@mirs got my back yo

#teamgoodgirl
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

lmao @ choc self-incriminating her damn self
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She damn sure did. That’s my girl, and all, but she got issues. She musta forgot that her and Wolfman was almost flame broiled in that bish.
His_Mommy623

Kingstonnnnn! *smanging it*
MissHarlem

@ CANDI give Mary and Joseph a fist pump for me with them high azz heels
ySoSerious

right back at you a_c.

I sense good things in your future here on Sandra Rose.
mirsmommy

Choco says:

I’m glad you decided to step up and admit to settin the spot on fire.
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Kool but who was the one about shoot Ace? I mean who brought the gun to the party @YSO @Alboy anyone wanna help with this trivia question?
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You did.
candibfly

but did she really say we tight like ja rule’s eyebrows?! it’s MURDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ja rule voice*
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@mirs got my back yo

#teamgoodgirl
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I got chu. Just be my alibi if I ever happen to need one.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

You did.
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The Devil is a liar bish you ran your index finger down your gun and pointed that chit at Ace’s face and Alboy got scared
MissHarlem

*returns the kisses and goes to our fav drawer full of fun also walks to the closet and slips on the latex hot pink dress*
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

if u weren’t there then u can’t really speak on it

don’t let haters get me of my grind, keep my head up i know i’ll be fine, keep fighting until i get there

always tryin to bring a sista down *flips hair, grabs my lennie vuiton bag i got at the flea market, slips on my shades, and struts off in my 134 inch heels*
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Did yo flippin azz just say Lennie Vuiton??????
candibfly

mirsmommy says:

candibfly says:

@mirs got my back yo

#teamgoodgirl
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I got chu. Just be my alibi if I ever happen to need one.

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fa sho i’m be like huh what? oh yeah she was with me handing out Bibles to the homeless
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

PAGING ALBOY aka Wolfman Please rescue me again
mirsmommy

Choco says:

You did.
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The Devil is a liar bish you ran your index finger down your gun and pointed that chit at Ace’s face and Alboy got scared
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Who me?? *points at self again* I would never. I don’t like violence.
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

Kingstonnnnn! *smanging it*

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Lemme Smang It girl.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*returns the kisses and goes to our fav drawer full of fun also walks to the closet and slips on the latex hot pink dress*
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and then what happens next #lookingbrighteyed
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“**pinches ladies on the azzes**
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Wow how generous of you
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It would be “un-gentlemanly” like for me to allow the nice azzes of all you hoes to go unpinched.
ySoSerious

@ His

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

@ candi

You how quickly VICIOUS RUMORS spread. kingstonn the one that said it was you.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Who me?? *points at self again* I would never. I don’t like violence.
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It’s official you are Evilynn you will no longer pull wool over my eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ His, How you like yo eggs girl? Fried or Fertilized?
candibfly

*side eyeing kingstonn* is this true? LOL

@mirs i couldn’t afford the official louie so i had to get the lennie
His_Mommy623

candi needs the jaysus

um Fiance, dnt forget the warming lube *winks*

and at the rest of ya’ll
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

It would be “un-gentlemanly” like for me to allow the nice azzes of all you hoes to go unpinched.
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:shotfired: I will fuk you up don’t be calling me no hoe YT HOMO!
His_Mommy623

@kingstonn, slips into stretchy pants…definitely not fertilized
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

How you like yo eggs girl? Fried or Fertilized
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I like them both ways and tongue tied
candibfly

y’all gon let him call y’all hoes?!

i know he won’t talm bout me *grabs 12 gauge*
His_Mommy623

@yso… how dare u pretend that u dunno what im tom’bout u had a damn suicide bomber gravi up heffa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ Candi.. Is what true?
His_Mommy623

damn ya’ll letting Man call ya’ll ho’s? *sets mans face on fire* now ur the darkie u always wanted 2 be fool..
Man, I just don’t care™

Ladies, ladies… allow me to rephrase.
**rubbin on yall azzes**

“I MEANT to say that it would be an insult for me not to show my appreciation for your lovely bodies with out expressing it physcially with a sweet caress of your bottoms.”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*sets mans face on fire* now ur the darkie u always wanted 2 be fool..
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now maybe he can’t get more e-azz oops that was a Stretch I know
ySoSerious

@ Choco

I HEARD that ALBoy was the one that almost got bodied for sexing you like a certain posters husband. I just HEARD that though.

That was my night to read bedtime stories to orphans and tuck them into their cots.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

can get more e-azz
candibfly

@kingstonn girl i forgot i’m over here watchin man about to get beat the hell down for callin ppl hoes
mirsmommy

Choco says:

Who me?? *points at self again* I would never. I don’t like violence.
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It’s official you are Evilynn you will no longer pull wool over my eyes
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Comin from the woman whom admitted to arson.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I HEARD that ALBoy was the one that almost got bodied for sexing you like a certain posters husband. I just HEARD that though.

That was my night to read bedtime stories to orphans and tuck them into their cots.
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@ YSO I know but I ain’t no snitch right even tho MIRS was gonna shoot Alboy and Ace
His_Mommy623

@yso, i heard dat chit too…
candibfly

speaking of such…where are the other guys at *slips on daisy dukes* probably stuck on another post
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Comin from the woman whom admitted to arson
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I didn’t start the actual fire someone else did and WOLFMAN put me over his shoulder and jumped out the window I wuvs me some wolfman
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Ladies, ladies… allow me to rephrase.
**rubbin on yall azzes**

“I MEANT to say that it would be an insult for me not to show my appreciation for your lovely bodies with out expressing it physcially with a sweet caress of your bottoms.”
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Say “hoe” one mo time, and I’m gon Loraina Bobbet that azz, and carve the RAT STACKS gang sign on ya forehead.

#gangmember
ySoSerious

@ His

You the one that told me while we was kissing them precious little orphans goodnight. I don’t know where you heard it from though…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

“I MEANT to say that it would be an insult for me not to show my appreciation for your lovely bodies with out expressing it physcially with a sweet caress of your bottoms.”
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candibfly

@mirs i got yo alibi. if they come lookin for u to tell them where u hid his peen i’m say that we was tutoring inner city youth so that they can be empowered and change the world
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Say “hoe” one mo time, and I’m gon Loraina Bobbet that azz, and carve the RAT STACKS gang sign on ya forehead.

#gangmember
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Need I say more about who brought the gun to the party
His_Mommy623

um no, Yso hunney, u told me as we were carrying the elderly from that burning building bew
His_Mommy623

Why mirs a crip today? *ponders*
mirsmommy

Choco says:

I HEARD that ALBoy was the one that almost got bodied for sexing you like a certain posters husband. I just HEARD that though.

That was my night to read bedtime stories to orphans and tuck them into their cots.
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@ YSO I know but I ain’t no snitch right even tho MIRS was gonna shoot Alboy and Ace
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Fuk it, *grabs the Desert Eagle* *shoots Choco’s left nipple off.

#snitchesgetstitches
candibfly

mirs is a thug today! and i love it! *throws on wife better, dickies, and some house shoes* who set trippin?!
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@mirs i got yo alibi. if they come lookin for u to tell them where u hid his peen i’m say that we was tutoring inner city youth so that they can be empowered and change the world
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And I was helping feed the homeless
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

Why mirs a crip today? *ponders*
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I’m more like the RAT STACKS version of Zorro.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*shoots Choco’s left nipple off.

#snitchesgetstitches
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Looks a left nipple whew still there brings left boob to WOLFMAN to my superficial wound
ySoSerious

@ His

Right, right. That old man that we saved was a janitor at the club. THAT’s how I heard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

@mir

*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\

whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
His_Mommy623

*throws on button up but only buttons the first button and ties my rag on my head* i got cho back mirs!
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

mirs is a thug today! and i love it! *throws on wife better, dickies, and some house shoes* who set trippin?!
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Choco.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*throws on wife better, dickies, and some house shoes* who set trippin?!
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house shoes
mirsmommy

Ace says:

@mir

*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\

whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
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Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\

whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
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FUK all yall got her back for she cutting shanking and shooting mofo’s DROPS MIC walks out
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

*throws on button up but only buttons the first button and ties my rag on my head* i got cho back mirs!
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Nah, ladies, throw on your “sexy bish” gear. That’s how you catch the mofos slippin.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
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Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me
mirsmommy

Choco says:

*pulls up in a black on black tahoo with tinted windows*\

whats gonna chick…we got some work lined up for us?
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FUK all yall got her back for she cutting shanking and shooting mofo’s DROPS MIC walks out
_____________________________
mirsmommy

Choco says:

Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
____________________
Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me
______________

*loads the guns with silver bullets*
His_Mommy623

oh fine @Mirs *throws on liquid latex neon green body suit and my trusty stilts*
ySoSerious

@ mirs

I don’t want none of that stew then.

“Hmm…Why this stuff taste so short and pale?”

“I don’t know. All I know is that nice lady over there said it was kosher and to not leave a drop behind.”
MissHarlem

*passes MIRS a whole box of silver bullets*
AWESOME ARSENAL

I could be wrong but didn’t little dude star in “Willow”
mirsmommy

ySoSerious says:

@ mirs

I don’t want none of that stew then.

“Hmm…Why this stuff taste so short and pale?”

“I don’t know. All I know is that nice lady over there said it was kosher and to not leave a drop behind.”
_____________________________
mirsmommy

MissHarlem says:

*passes MIRS a whole box of silver bullets*
_____________________

Thanks bew

*loads guns to go lookin for Choco*
His_Mommy623

oh! theres my bew…where u go shugah? all in the middle of cuddle time?
mirsmommy

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

I could be wrong but didn’t little dude star in “Willow”
______________________________

No you did not come in here with that!!!!
ySoSerious

Hello @ AWESOME

You good for a drive by comment, ain’t ya?

Yo, mirs, we recruiting?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Dammmn Harlem I thought we was cool – putting Harlem on Werewolf Visit List
candibfly

there’s a new post up
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

What do you expect the whole fukn post is out to kill me
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

there’s a new post up
_____________________________

It’s whack, tho.
AWESOME ARSENAL

vroom VROOM skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Candi
I know that post is dry as hail I got the chit playing in the background and not listening to it I think I’m going to BBW to buy some new fragrances
mirsmommy

ySoSerious says:

Yo, mirs, we recruiting?
_____________________________

Yea, but we beatin fools in.
candibfly

@mirs most of them were i be talkin bout non post related things
His_Mommy623

um choc, pls remove my bews name from that list…she got that good good. i need her alive n chit
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

vroom VROOM skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
_________________
What does this mean
mirsmommy

Choco says:

What do you expect the whole fukn post is out to kill me
_______________________

I’ll let you live if you buy me 4 pairs of boots.
His_Mommy623

OH NAHHHH NAHHHH WHATS MAH NAME *dutty wines* i’s bored =/
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@His
IDK she giving out silver bullets and chit I thought we was kool bish turned on me
mirsmommy

Choco says:

vroom VROOM skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
_________________
What does this mean
________________________________

He did a drive by comment that killed me. Get that mind out the gutter.
MissHarlem

@ CHOCO we cool and all but when you start snitching I gotta take care for my girls.

No Prob @ MIRS

Fiance you left me in the middle of cuddle time to put on your green latex dress remember.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I’ll let you live if you buy me 4 pairs of boots.
_________________________
and since you didn’t say from where I’m hitting up the thrift store nawww for your GOOD WILL
His_Mommy623

*straddles Harlem* neva that…*makes out with ur bewbs*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

He did a drive by comment that killed me. Get that mind out the gutter.
______________________
Bish you know me too well and I still don’t know what type of sexual connotation that would have I was hoping

I’m no snitch I set the record straight
ySoSerious

@ mirs

(swings aluminum bat)

I’m ready if AWESOME is.
mirsmommy

Choco says:

I’ll let you live if you buy me 4 pairs of boots.
_________________________
and since you didn’t say from where I’m hitting up the thrift store nawww for your GOOD WILL
_____________________

Nah mofo, I’ll tell you where to get them from.
mirsmommy

Choco says:

He did a drive by comment that killed me. Get that mind out the gutter.
______________________
Bish you know me too well and I still don’t know what type of sexual connotation that would have I was hoping

I’m no snitch I set the record straight
____________________________________

I know, you was damn sure hoping you could find a sexual connotation.

You’s a snitch. You be 50 Centin on us.
MissHarlem

*I am soooo in make sure you get that spot*
mirsmommy

ySoSerious says:

@ mirs

(swings aluminum bat)

I’m ready if AWESOME is.
_________________________

You brangin out bats???? Wait, who you swangin the bat at???
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Im not SNITCH DAMMIT

Sexual ERUPTION #SnoopDogg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

“Choco says:

Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
____________________
Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me ”

————————————————————————-

something deep down inside me alway knew that ***** was crayz..should of never sent her no ***k shots…
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Yso
I stays ready baby. Hop in the car real quick while I bend a couple corners. You can crack that Henny in the back seat while we figure out how we gone do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

@mirs

if you can get Choco and YsO over to the vacant asap…i got a plan.
mirsmommy

Ace says:

“Choco says:

Choco done told on us. That azz needs to get handled.
*grabbin the rope, lye, duct tape, and shovel*
____________________
Secret unknown to my assailants I’m a werewolf now since being bit last FRIDAY ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR nathan can hurt me ”

————————————————————————-

something deep down inside me alway knew that ***** was crayz..should of never sent her no ***k shots…
_______________________________

You sent out cawk shots??????
mirsmommy

Ace says:

@mirs

if you can get Choco and YsO over to the vacant asap…i got a plan.
_______________________

I can get Choco there wit no prob, but Yso know how to run and hide on folks.
candibfly

@mirs he did and apparently we weren’t on the distribution list
mirsmommy

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@Yso
I stays ready baby. Hop in the car real quick while I bend a couple corners. You can crack that Henny in the back seat while we figure out how we gone do this.
__________________________

Heyyyy Awesome

*seductively whispers in your ear* Don’t trust Yso, she gon tell on you like she did me and Ace.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

something deep down inside me alway knew that ***** was crayz..should of never sent her no ***k shots…
____________________
This chit right here mane this chit rite here
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@mirs he did and apparently we weren’t on the distribution list
___________________________

I see. Do we need to handle Ace along wit Choco’s azz????
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Ace
Don’t make me seduce you k boo I’ve been easy on you thus far

TEAMPRETTYDICKSHOTS
candibfly

@mirs u know i’m down! *turns up c-murder*

fcuk them other niggas cause i ride for my niggas
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Do we need to handle Ace along wit Choco’s azz????
________________________
Its all about strategy
ySoSerious

@ mirs

She sure does.

But I’m riding dirty with AWESOME now so I ain’t meeting you OR Ace nowhere w/o backup.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

I haven’t seduced anyone in awhile that can be an entertaining challenge some times mmmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

@mir..

oh you gonna turn on me when we get to them all handled in the vacants..of that so…..soo..

GANGSTA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

cawk shots????!?!?!?!!?!
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@mirs u know i’m down! *turns up c-murder*

fcuk them other niggas cause i ride for my niggas
_______________________________

*real G’s don’t dance, they boogie*
Man, I just don’t care™

@BROWN

HEEEEEEEEEEEY THERE!
ySoSerious

SOMEBODY sure is trigger happy around here.

(ducks down in the passenger seat of AWESOME’S car)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

damn we woke brown up…

@Brown

Nothing going on here…move along… great new post up …
Ms. Thickness

DID ANYBODY SAY CAWK SHOTS? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEY ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

What’s goin on thickness…how are you?
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Yso
“What you doin with a fluckin bat?!? Knives and bats are no good boo, looks too personal to the police. Grab that thang out the glovebox, you know what to do with one of those?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

DID ANYBODY SAY CAWK SHOTS? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEY ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE
___________________________
PrettyDICKY what they call him
candibfly

where are these mythical peen shots?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

@ Man
how goes it
have you stayed out of trouble
candibfly

*looks around and adjusts halo* not that i want to see them or anything (but forreal where they at?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Ace
dont worry, Im not gonna ask to see your peen
Man, I just don’t care™

“I don’t bust back… cause I shoot fiiiiiirst.”-Lil Wayne
**not sure what’s goin on but everyone pullin out weapons and chit**
His_Mommy623

BUH-ROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNTOWNNNNNNNNN hey mama sorry 2 hear about what happened bew.. u were missed but i understand why..
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Candi
It’s worth looking at and at Thick and her fake azz innocence
candibfly

i’m not fancy, can someone teach me how to cross out words and bold them and italicize them and sh1t i need to keep up with the joneseses
His_Mommy623

is that thickums?
Man, I just don’t care™

@BROWN
“how goes it
have you stayed out of trouble”
__________________________________________________________________________

It goes well. It appears that during my absence there was some unfortunate shenanigans that occured.

Naturally, I had no part in any way of the mentioned incident.
Ms. Thickness

IM FINE NOW P.M.

CANDI,BROWN AND MIRS THEY ARE NICE PICS
MissHarlem

*rolls eyes extremely hard* I just know I spoke and even danced for you earlier but I understand that you may be busy so again (really doing the whop)
ySoSerious

@ AWESOME

Okay baby. I got it.

(grabs a couple extra clips, puts in gold toof and pulls bandana down over face)

We ridin’ or what?
His_Mommy623

wtf ACE… let u not speak again *sharpens shank*
Ms. Thickness

HEY HISSY POO…I CAME OUT OF LURKING CAUSE OF YSO AND THE MENTION OF CAWK SHOTS.
candibfly

>:( who all seen these pics?! i feel so left out stop talking about them cause i ain’t seen em (someone email me :whistle:)
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
I just emailed you some instructions.
Ms. Thickness

Choco says:

@Candi
It’s worth looking at and at Thick and her fake azz innocence
_________________________________________________________

DONT JUDGE ME YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE <——— INNOCENT FACE
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

CawkSHOT ACE
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@ Thick yeah I don’t know your life
Ms. Thickness

MAN EMAIL ME INSTRUCTIONS AS WELL CAUSE I DONT HAVE A CLUE
ySoSerious

@ B-Rad

Put that shyt down before you hurt yourself. This here’s business for real gangstas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Thanks His, it’s nice to know I was thought of!

Thickums you saw the pee pee too?????
His_Mommy623

dnt feel bad candi, i havent seen shyt either
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

i’m back now smh these people gon make me choke somebody out >:(
candibfly

well that wasn’t the email i was lookin for but thanks boo boo
Ms. Thickness

BROWNIE..YESSSS I DID
His_Mommy623

@brown, now that ur back in the game, pls be at dance practice 2morrow. we have a talent show guhl!
Man, I just don’t care™

**pistol whips YSO**
candibfly

@his wtf is up with that. they jealous! (iono of what but that makes me feel better to say)
His_Mommy623

kimiiiii *pop locks and throws in a bit of the dougie* how u be bew?
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“well that wasn’t the email i was lookin for but thanks boo boo
”
_____________________________________________________________________________

:bootypinch:
I got anotha email for ya too.
mirsmommy

Ace says:

@mir..

oh you gonna turn on me when we get to them all handled in the vacants..of that so…..soo..

GANGSTA!
____________________________

I’m sorry bew, you a ryder and all, but you sent the snitch cawk shots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

His
I stay ready!!!!
I’m gone turn this mutha out!
*cues MC Hammer music*
candibfly

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

**pistol whips YSO**

————————————

where did that come from?! bury me in my chinchilla fur thong and make sure my hair is in a side ponytail with my bangs swooped across the front of my forehead
His_Mommy623

mhm @ candi…keep the dusty ass pants pickles! me and candi will find peen pics in nyc this weekend aooowww!
candibfly

kimi i did an elaborate greeting for u on another post. i don’t remember what i did but it was fire.
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Yso
So check it baby, I got some of the little dudes with the master key to Camrys so we got a couple cars stashed around. **pulls into alley where first car was stashed and gets behind Yso to make sure she holdin right**
Watch that trigger, that thang will empty if you hold it down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

So thickums on a scale of 1-10 and 12 being the longest err um best what would ur rating be
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

HEEEEEY HIS, FLO, THICK, KINGSTONN, CANDI, CHOCO, and anyone else i missed *claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*
mirsmommy

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@Yso
“What you doin with a fluckin bat?!? Knives and bats are no good boo, looks too personal to the police. Grab that thang out the glovebox, you know what to do with one of those?
_________________________

Now do you see why you can’t trust her???? She still wet behind the ears with this chit.
candibfly

His_Mommy623 says:

mhm @ candi…keep the dusty ass pants pickles! me and candi will find peen pics in nyc this weekend aooowww!

———————————————-

*shakes boobs* u know it!

i’m single are u single yeahhhhh and i like to mingle
ySoSerious

**Slits YT Man’s throat and pulls his tongue down his throat and out the hole in his neck**

Like I said…
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

**pistol whips YSO**

____________________________

You are sooooo my dude right now.
His_Mommy623

we have a few new dance team members since u been away Brown…we shall whip em into shape tho
candibfly

i don’t see anything in my email
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

**pistol whips YSO**
______________________

@Brown and Hiss Ace has a goldmember #AustinPowers
Ms. Thickness

BROWN BETWEEN 8 AND 9…SMOOTH AND CIRCUMSIZED.
Man, I just don’t care™

@KIMI
“HEEEEEY HIS, FLO, THICK, KINGSTONN, CANDI, CHOCO, and anyone else i missed *claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*”
_____________________________________________________________________________

WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

@candi i saw it too and couldn’t wait to respond but the man was on me like OJ is on white women! smh today is def a go home and drink a whole bottle of wine night
His_Mommy623

WELL DAMN *making it rain on Kimi’s talented ass*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

**Slits YT Man’s throat and pulls his tongue down his throat and out the hole in his neck**

Like I said…
________________________
LoveHateRELATIONSHIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

well dayum Kimi!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

*claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*”
____________________
Oooohhh do it again please teach me that chit
Man, I just don’t care™

“*shakes boobs* u know it! “-candi
__________________________________________________________________________

drooling and mesmerized
candibfly

*throws kimi some $10 bills* :whispers: i’m gon need those back tho, i’m just frontin
His_Mommy623

I decided to nvr log on to SR AGAIN! Goodbye all *borrows candis hover round*
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@KIMI
“HEEEEEY HIS, FLO, THICK, KINGSTONN, CANDI, CHOCO, and anyone else i missed *claps booty drops into a split then picks it back up while eating a banana*”
_____________________________________________________________________________

WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!

—————————————-

I can only do it once in a quarter my legs don’t work like they used to
candibfly

@man i know u are *flips my shirley temple curls and flings glitter everyone*
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Cawk shots?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

BROWN BETWEEN 8 AND 9…SMOOTH AND CIRCUMSIZED.
_________________
Surely you give him no justice mention the color and curve appeal pooor Accce boo if you are lurking we are complimenting you!
His_Mommy623

um yvonne
Ms. Thickness

DAMN KIMI…THAT GIRL THERE GOOD
mirsmommy

Ms. Thickness says:

BROWN BETWEEN 8 AND 9…SMOOTH AND CIRCUMSIZED.
___________________________

@ Ace. Me and Candi ain’t get no pics!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@KIMI
“WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!

—————————————-
I can only do it once in a quarter my legs don’t work like they used to”
____________________________________________________________________________

**pulls out big bill benjamin**
Can you make that azz ?
candibfly

damn she just stole my wheels! *hits the disable button*
mirsmommy

for Kimi!!!!
Ms. Thickness

ACE DIDNT DIRECTLY SEND THEM TO ME..I HAD A INDIVIDUAL SEND THEM TO ME.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

**pulls out big bill benjamin**
Can you make that azz
_____________________
gotta pay to play
His_Mommy623

um candi, u need 2 charge this granny chair *slides out on heelys ala usher (when he could dance)*
candibfly

how u got benjamins and my rush card over here gettin declined
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

um yvonne
_____________
So much different chit occuring at once smdh
candibfly

no matter the method me and mirs ain’t got sh1t in our inboxes!
His_Mommy623

excuse u Mirs. u mean, u candi and mydamnself hasnt received nan ho uh uh #trinasvoice
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

how u got benjamins and my rush card over here gettin declined
_____________________
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Wow, it’s so much violence in here….

*Backs out towards the entrance and runs, tripping over Candi’s hoover round…*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

WHAT IN THEE HAIL!
I miss everything!
I’m hurt that my fellow sisters didnt send me no dayum email but I see how yall are!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@KIMI
“WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!
ENCORE!! ENCORE!!

—————————————-
I can only do it once in a quarter my legs don’t work like they used to”
____________________________________________________________________________

**pulls out big bill benjamin**
Can you make that azz ?
—————————————————

well since you asked nicely *pulls up my uniform top looks back at Man to see if he’s watching, makes it clap, grabs the big bill benjamin and pays candi back*
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

no matter the method me and mirs ain’t got sh1t in our inboxes!
_________________________

Add His to that list. Me, Candi, nor His got no damn pics sent to us, and we on ya team @Ace.
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Choco says:

um yvonne
_____________
So much different chit occuring at once smdh
November 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
*****************
Girl! She got that ill mouthpiece folk…
candibfly

i just got that thang candy painted! yvonne u know u ride or die, we deal with this on a daily basis!
ALBoy

whats going on in here
mirsmommy

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

WHAT IN THEE HAIL!
I miss everything!
I’m hurt that my fellow sisters didnt send me no dayum email but I see how yall are!
_______________________________

They holdin out on us. Heffas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Kimi can I get a freebie?!?!?!?!
candibfly

@kimi my girl! let’s have dinner and dinner moscato with our pinky up with this benjamin
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“how u got benjamins and my rush card over here gettin declined ”
_________________________________________________________________________

My bad baby. Ima have to get a new Rush Card cause I think the magnetic strip messed up on the back.
I KNOW I got money on there tho.

at Kimi… :whispering: girl you keep on making that thing clap, I got something for ya…
His_Mommy623

@brown, dnt feel bad none of these heffas ever email me *weeps*
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

anything for you pretty round brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

AL B they’re discussin Ace’s peen
would you care to send me yours?????
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

candibfly says:

@kimi my girl! let’s have dinner and dinner moscato with our pinky up with this benjamin
———————————————–

can we use real wine glasses this time instead of the red plastic cups we stole from work?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Alboy
OMG Wolfman Mirs effn attacked me in here today and had Ace and YSO tryn to do a drive by but I told them you turned me into a werewolf and they couldn’t hurt me then Harlem passes silver bullets to Mirs HELLLLLPPPP
mirsmommy

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

AL B they’re discussin Ace’s peen
would you care to send me yours?????
_____________________
candibfly

at Kimi… :whispering: girl you keep on making that thing clap, I got something for ya…

———————————–

and what is it that u have for her?

*slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout.
ALBoy

Nah and Im out of here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

See Kimi I like your attitude and because you were willin to entertain me for free I’m gon dip into my stash i got buried in my backyard for you!

@ Man
I believe I have more game than you! I get it for free but you gotta pay!!!!!!!!!
candibfly

@kimi we gon do it big today! real glass! (but only one glass of wine a piece :ashamed:)
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

candibfly says:

at Kimi… :whispering: girl you keep on making that thing clap, I got something for ya…

———————————–

and what is it that u have for her?

*slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout.
————————————————————-

candi i don’t wanna be a side ho…can’t we all just be happy together
mirsmommy

Choco says:

@Alboy
OMG Wolfman Mirs effn attacked me in here today and had Ace and YSO tryn to do a drive by but I told them you turned me into a werewolf and they couldn’t hurt me then Harlem passes silver bullets to Mirs HELLLLLPPPP
__________________________

ALBoy is with us, right AlBoy????? *bats lashes, flashes boobs, and gives him an azz shot*

Right ALBoy?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Meerkat it dont hurt to ask
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

*aint say chit for fear of being shanked by his*
His_Mommy623

*picks up my Donald Goines novel* i hate all ya’ll

and OHoney left her life size cut out of tiny in the dumpster out back… I’m gawn have 2 email that heffa, she aint slick!
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

HOLD UP! Can I get added to the email distribution list if we’re sending pictures??
mirsmommy

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

Meerkat it dont hurt to ask
___________________________

It damn sure don’t.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/kimip kimip84

candibfly says:

@kimi we gon do it big today! real glass! (but only one glass of wine a piece )

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okay I can deal with that…i mean i can get out there and make some more money so we can get a bottle..im jussayin
mirsmommy

Ace says:

*aint say chit for fear of being shanked by his*
_______________________________

Damn gettin shanked. Send us a pic, or get e-shot in the azz cheek.
His_Mommy623

@Ace, ur ass aint getting ur pen back either…im disappointed in u…just cuz choco is a freak-a-lik dnt mean she should have all thee exclusives nigga!
candibfly

i asked already yvonne

kimi i ain’t eem worryin bout that *points to self* see all this here. i’m gon be alright *flips my microbraids*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Alboy
running off cuz someone asked for peen shot he a good ol boy
His_Mommy623

um Mirs, u been awfully loose lately *shocked face* pls continue. for i am proud
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

just cuz choco is a freak-a-lik dnt mean she should have all thee exclusives nigga!
_________________
How do you think I keep them interested
candibfly

night :wave:
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

um Mirs, u been awfully loose lately *shocked face* pls continue. for i am proud
___________________________

“You gotta use what you got, to get what you want.”
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Send us a pic, or get e-shot in the azz cheek.
___________________________

Wolfman is no longer he is now Alboy to me I really like him as Wolfman
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Candi
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

night
____________________

night????? you leavin for the day??? lucky heffa.
His_Mommy623

um, this black lady on the orajel commercial rly makes me made…who gets this damn animated over tootache gel? and for the record i used orajel and it did NOT tell my pain YOUR DONE!
ALBoy

slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout
______________________________________________________
Whats up mrs chocolate now and later (cause you nasty)
Man, I just don’t care™

@BROWN
“I believe I have more game than you! I get it for free but you gotta pay!!!!!!!!!”
_________________________________________________________________________

Maybe. But you know a nigga don’t get cut no breaks when it’s time to pay for something.
His_Mommy623

oops mad*
mirsmommy

Choco says:

Send us a pic, or get e-shot in the azz cheek.
___________________________

Wolfman is no longer he is now Alboy to me I really like him as Wolfman
__________________

That comment was to Ace, but AlBoy better get on board, or he could get shot in the azz cheek, too.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

OMG Y Alboy go in the TI post and say “whats goin on in here”
His_Mommy623

byeeeeeee Candilicious
ALBoy

I with you mirs….facetimemafia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

343 comments?
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL
“slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout
______________________________________________________
Whats up mrs chocolate now and later (cause you nasty)”
___________________________________________________________________________

¿¿¿ ???

I think you mistakenly referred to Mrs. Man, I just don’t care™ as “nasty.” I’ll allow you to amend your statement.
ALBoy

oh i was like i dont know whats going on but i think i might like it no duke pics for me facetime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

His
I was sooo mad at her hair!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

So Al B where are you located
His_Mommy623

@brown, im just mad at her period…she looks like a bulldog =/
ALBoy

@AL
“slides over to AL* see this sh1t is what i’m talm bout
______________________________________________________
Whats up mrs chocolate now and later (cause you nasty)”
___________________________________________________________________________
¿¿¿ ???
I think you mistakenly referred to Mrs. Man, I just don’t care™ as “nasty.” I’ll allow you to amend your statement.
_________________________________________________________________
Ammended to DELICIOUS sorry for the mistake
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Yall are funny Im going to BBW to buy some lotion I’ll be baccck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ his, who looks like a bulldog?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Ammended to DELICIOUS sorry for the mistake
_________________
Well maybe I can wait Niccas in her marking e-territory huh
Ms. Thickness

His_Mommy623 says:

um, this black lady on the orajel commercial rly makes me made…who gets this damn animated over tootache gel? and for the record i used orajel and it did NOT tell my pain YOUR DONE!
______________________________________________

HELL I TOOK PEROCET, BC POWDER AND USED ORAGEL AND MY SH_IT WASNT DONE
ALBoy

Bham ALABAMA
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

I with you mirs….facetimemafia
________________________

Okay, just makin sure.
ALBoy

@choco not marking anything im cool with everybody
ySoSerious

@ ALBoy

Don’t apologize for chit. YT Man ain’t got no e-claim on candi or anybody else around here.

(gets out the boxing gloves in anticipation)
AWESOME ARSENAL

@His Mommy
I saw that commercial and that shyt stuck in my head. I was walkin around sayin “You’re Done” just like ol girl for no dam reason. My girl thought/thinks I’m retarded but little shyt like that is funny as hell to me.
ALBoy

especially mrs sugar momma cause she sweet and sticky
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

choco not marking anything im cool with everybody
___________________
Oh k… I wasn’t really talkin about you tho… you seem so different from last week where did your sense of humor go #justaskin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpE9GpqBD60 Ace

*shuts the door cause aint no running back up in this house*
ALBoy

it still the same i guess you cant hear it in my typing is all i was actually trying to be Facetious
Man, I just don’t care™

@ALBOY
“¿¿¿ ???
I think you mistakenly referred to Mrs. Man, I just don’t care™ as “nasty.” I’ll allow you to amend your statement.
_________________________________________________________________
“Ammended to DELICIOUS sorry for the mistake”
__________________________________________________________________________

I’m sorry, but that word is also unacceptable. Provided below is a “Man, I just don’t care™” list of:
“Approved Adjectives Men Can Use To Describe Candibfly”

1. Chaste
2. Reserved
3. Honorable
4. Lady-Like
5. Conservative
6. Dignified
7. Wholesome
8. Virtuous
9. Virginal
10. Innocent

Now, please select one of the ten words approved on the list.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

It’s all good I think that’s y most of use emoticons cuz we have fell victim to being lost in translation… and Im not telling you to use them…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Now, please select one of the ten words approved on the list.
___________________
Idiot Savant but I love his stupid azz
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“Don’t apologize for chit. YT Man ain’t got no e-claim on candi or anybody else around here.

(gets out the boxing gloves in anticipation)
____________________________________________________________________________

Shouldn’t you be eating crayons somewhere?

Stay in your place when grown folk are talking. Chit like this is how retards like you wind up dropped off in a orphanage.
ySoSerious

@ YT Man

How you still typing bullchit with your tongue hanging out yo neck?
ALBoy

@man i pick # Dicknified thanks i didnt want to step out of bounds my bad main
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“How you still typing bullchit with your tongue hanging out yo neck?”
___________________________________________________________________________

Cause your retarded azz is the only person that uses their tongue to type.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Shouldn’t you be eating crayons somewhere?

Stay in your place when grown folk are talking. Chit like this is how retards like you wind up dropped off in a orphanage.
____________________
I was waiting for your comeback
ySoSerious

No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit. Only somebody short bus slow would let you touch them.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit.
____________________
Yall azzes gonna make me ride this next hour out in this bish
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO SERIOUS
“No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit. Only somebody short bus slow would let you touch them.”
____________________________________________________________________________

You prolly gave that azz up for a crayon sammich. Don’t even be Crayola Crayons. SMH.
ALBoy

@ choco you enjoying yourself huh
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL BOY
“i pick # Dicknified thanks i didnt want to step out of bounds my bad main”
__________________________________________________________________________

Your spelling is incorrect so therefore it won’t be allowed. Watch yo step nigga.
ALBoy

Watch yo step nigga relax son
ySoSerious

Hmm…Someone certainly is touchy this fine afternoon.
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@YSO
“Don’t apologize for chit. YT Man ain’t got no e-claim on candi or anybody else around here.

(gets out the boxing gloves in anticipation)
____________________________________________________________________________

Shouldn’t you be eating crayons somewhere?

Stay in your place when grown folk are talking. Chit like this is how retards like you wind up dropped off in a orphanage.
________________________
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@YSO SERIOUS
“No, crayon sammiches is for them hoes you like to hit and quit. Only somebody short bus slow would let you touch them.”
______________________________________________________
You prolly gave that azz up for a crayon sammich. Don’t even be Crayola Crayons. SMH.
November 9, 2010 at 4:43 pm
*********************
Hahahaha…Rose Art crayons were sufficient enough

#teaminstigatinass
ALBoy

@mirs whats is this tomfoolery about Orange crush
Man, I just don’t care™

….ol “thundercat” azz nigga….
ALBoy

rose art are the worst I appreciate your humor as well as your gravi change yvonne
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

@ALBoy: You need some water. You’ve been drinking soda all damn day!!!!
ALBoy

@ Man Yeah thats me did you watch 8 mile or something last night you trippin dude. you win you the ethuginest of them all
http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

Damn Rose Art crayons be oily as hell! Getting on EVERYTHING besides the paper..:rofl: I’m thru for the day, I have to study…..y’all take care!
ALBoy

yvonne i drank some water this am in the brown gums post
ySoSerious

<——Really YT Man

All this is just the release of pent up nerd rage. It'll pass.
Man, I just don’t care™

@YVONNE
“You prolly gave that azz up for a crayon sammich. Don’t even be Crayola Crayons. SMH.”
_____________________________________________________________________________
Hahahaha…Rose Art crayons were sufficient enough

#teaminstigatinass
____________________________________________________________________________

Her azz was tooted and booted in first grade art class and chit.
Everything white and sticky ain’t Elmer’s glue Yso.
ALBoy

peace out yvonne im am about to fill up the water bottle just for you <===water
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL
I’m just fuggin around. bored.
ALBoy

figured that @ man
ALBoy

where are the women?
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

@mirs whats is this tomfoolery about
___________________________

you know @Man is super-duper jealous when it comes to his e-bew Candi. He done gave her his platinum Rush Card and errythang.
ySoSerious

@ ALBoy

You were just talking to one. I think s/he paused to change tampons.
ALBoy

yea i was really expecting back lash from last week i’ll step back since he paying teamifitaintfreeitaintworthit
ALBoy

disgusting tampon talk gross
ySoSerious

I’m not the one having my period all over a blog.
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

yea i was really expecting back lash from last week i’ll step back since he paying teamifitaintfreeitaintworthit
________________________
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

OOOOOH CHIT went to Bath and Body Works and come back to this hmph someone or some persons need to
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

choco you enjoying yourself huh
___________________
Always boo Always
mirsmommy

OOOOOH CHIT went to Bath and Body Works and come back to this hmph someone or some persons need to
____________________________________

I agree.
ySoSerious

@ Choco

I think ALBoy went home.
ALBoy

where you at mirs
mirsmommy

ySoSerious says:

@ Choco

I think ALBoy went home.
_________________________
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Yso
He lurking still in this post and the other or posting – girl you and Man are a riot I swear yall like another underneath all that
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

where you at mirs
__________________________

Right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

ySoSerious says:

I’m not the one having my period all over a blog.
—————————————————–

Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
Man, I just don’t care™

@MIRS
“you know @Man is super-duper jealous when it comes to his e-bew Candi. He done gave her his platinum Rush Card and errythang.”
__________________________________________________________________________

“A diamond means forever”

“A Platinum Rush Card means you’re mine.”
mirsmommy

kingstonn says:

ySoSerious says:

I’m not the one having my period all over a blog.
—————————————————–

Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
_____________________________

She was tawkin bout @Man
ALBoy

im still here i still have a hour selling these oranges on the freeway
ySoSerious

@ Choco

Under all the arrogance and bullchit, you mean?
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@MIRS
“you know @Man is super-duper jealous when it comes to his e-bew Candi. He done gave her his platinum Rush Card and errythang.”
__________________________________________________________________________

“A diamond means forever”

“A Platinum Rush Card means you’re mine.”
_______________________________________

We know bew, we know. You be all gentlemanly and chit, too.
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

im still here i still have a hour selling these oranges on the freeway

_____________________________
ALBoy

isnt yso the one he @man says looks like his sister?
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“girl you and Man are a riot I swear yall like another underneath ”
_______________________________________________________________________

I bet she’s fat AND white.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Yso
Girl yes becuz you two stay in banter :sideye:
ySoSerious

You selling oranges while posting? I see your talents extend beyond what you displayed last Friday.
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

isnt yso the one he @man says looks like his sister?
______________________

I think that was Cha Cha.
mirsmommy

Choco says:

@Yso
Girl yes becuz you two stay in banter :sideye:
____________________________

All the time.
ALBoy

I was in TX and dude was selling squares of grass on the side of the rode and funeral flowers real talk hustling at its finest
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man
Shudddu up you know you thinks she’s cute!

@Al
Hail if I know damn nicca you be up on them lurking skillz
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL BOY
“isnt yso the one he @man says looks like his sister?
______________________

I think that was Cha Cha.”
___________________________________________________________________________

Cha Cha has to be related to me. My Daddy is a pimp so there’s a possibility.
ySoSerious

@ YT Man

You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

what you displayed last Friday.
________________
That’s becuz last Friday he was Wolfman a whole other character
ALBoy

oh okay mirs i just remember him saying something like that
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?
______________________
I know I’m gonna be throwing a e-wedding for yall I had two years ago on NB and my e hubby was foine LOL
candibfly

wth is goin on
Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“Shudddu up you know you thinks she’s cute!”
___________________________________________________________________________

No one knows what she looks like but I bet she looks like a deformed Whoopi Goldberg… only white.
ySoSerious

@ Choco

Not unless you have a shotgun.
ALBoy

what skills last friday i madam am a distingushed man of honor and the highest morals i am unsure of the talents of which you speak
candibfly

AL was in the corner with me and mirs reading the Bible *adjusts halo*
ALBoy

@ choco team alteregobutnotreallythatsmeallthetime
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

I was in TX and dude was selling squares of grass on the side of the rode and funeral flowers real talk hustling at its finest
_________________________

You ain’t lyin.
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?”
__________________________________________________________________________

Shut up retard.
ySoSerious

@ ALBoy

Is memory loss a side effect of “the full moon change”?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Man and YSO
Uh yeah okay
Candi girl I can’t even begin to explain what has transpired

@AL
Okay boo you are just to swell for me! It wasn’t you anyway I said it was a total different character WOLFMAN….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

Soon as 5 comes, i’m leaving this class and going straight to happy hour. Margaritas and Enchiladas…

[dont mind me]
Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON

What are you wearing?
candibfly

@choc i read it
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

Is memory loss a side effect of “the full moon change”?
________________
Chile please leave Alboy all to himself
mirsmommy

Choco says:

You steady trying to find something to have in common, huh?
______________________
I know I’m gonna be throwing a e-wedding for yall I had two years ago on NB and my e hubby was foine LOL
_________________________________

I’ll be the photographer.

S/N *whispers to Choco* They need to just e-fcuk and get it over with
candibfly

*pokes ur eyes out*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ Man, What am i wearing where?
ySoSerious

@ YT Man

Great comeback.

Quit huffing White Out and maybe you could do a little better than that.
ALBoy

@ choco i think role play is a good way to meet new friends is all
@Yso unfortunatly i cant forget anything even when i try
candibfly

@kingstonn have 23 shots of patron for me tonight
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

i’m leaving this class and going straight to happy hour.
_________________________
this I will be having one right in my room watching tv I love happy hour at home

@Candi
girl they had me dyin between Man, Al and Yso
Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON
“What am i wearing where?”
_____________________________________________________________________________

There are SOOO many things I can say to this… but I meant when you go out later for happy hour.
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

*pokes ur eyes out*
________________________

Whose eyes you pokin out???
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

They need to just e-fcuk and get it over with
___________________
Agreed see how efuking calmed down Alboy

I kid Al I kid and hun I hope you don’t truly think role play is just for making new friends smh on that
ALBoy

mrs pop rocks you came back whats up with you
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“Great comeback.

Quit huffing White Out and maybe you could do a little better than that.”
__________________________________________________________________________

**looking up “Orphanages for Retards”**
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
candibfly

just relaxing @AL i’m amazed by ur expansive knowledge of candies

@mirs he know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ Candi, Yes’m, i sure will!

@ Man, the same chit i wore to school. why change?

@ choco, i would too, but i really want some enchiladassss!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

teeheee @Mirs
YSO looking up Man’s address somebody gonna get it in
ySoSerious

@ YT Man

It’s good to see you searching for your roots. If you can’t get help here, get help somewhere.
ALBoy

facetious again sweetie I am way calm today i was on some fivehourenery meets red bull stuff last week
@ man choke her she will like it and it will make you feel better or let her choke you either way let the safe words commence to dropping
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@Kingston
I still have left overs from lunch but happy hour in my room leads to sexting and drunk textn pls not tonight
Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON
“the same chit i wore to school. why change? ”
_____________________________________________________________________________

And what exactly did you wear to school?
Be careful because there’s a serial killer in Houston right now.
**concerned**
ALBoy

oh mrs war head its a gift
candibfly

someone send me some ciroc redberry. i ain’t much of a drinker but i been hearin good things. i plan to view the bright lights of nyc thru a drunken haze this weekend
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

facetious again sweetie I am way calm today i was on some fivehourenery meets red bull stuff last week
_____________________
Okay AL while your being facetious I’m being sarcastic K?
mirsmommy

@ Kingstonn, please have a shot, well two, for me, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ Man, Seriously? where’d you hear that?
ALBoy

@ choco new word for me is all kisses nichole on the forehead and sticks my tongue down her throat
Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON
“Seriously? where’d you hear that?”
____________________________________________________________________________

Yeah, seriously. Look it up.
**booty pinch**
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

@ choco new word for me is all kisses nichole on the forehead and sticks my tongue down her throat
__________________________
ALBoy

mir whats the look about we are friends is all
candibfly

@mirs u calm now? since kingstonn goin out to happy hour and ain’t invite nobody lets go on our own. needa celebrate my single-dom *fluffs hair, pushes up boobs, hikes up skirt, applies lip gloss*
candibfly

wish i had a friend like that
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“needa celebrate my single-dom *fluffs hair, pushes up boobs, hikes up skirt, applies lip gloss*”
______________________________________________________________________________

You don’t need to do that!
ALBoy

my fault mirs did you want a kiss too
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

@ choco new word for me is all kisses nichole on the forehead and sticks my tongue down her throat
_____________
#swoons and gasps! Heeee’sss Bacccck grab the back of Al’s head and places it gently in my mouth

Im out ya on that one be safe

@Al
ALBoy

mrs tootsie roll pop you can have a friend like that say the word how many licks does it take…..
ySoSerious

@ candi

All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies…
ALBoy

see you later @choco
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

@mirs u calm now? since kingstonn goin out to happy hour and ain’t invite nobody lets go on our own. needa celebrate my single-dom *fluffs hair, pushes up boobs, hikes up skirt, applies lip gloss*
___________________________________

Yea, I’m good. I’m wit it. I need a drink. I can’t celebrate single-dom, but me goin out, is “act-right” for my boo.
ALBoy

@yso eveytime i hear that song i think of the SNL routine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 kingstonn

@ candi, i rather drink and stuff my face on my own. that way noone can see how gross i look when i’m hungry
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

my fault mirs did you want a kiss too
__________________________

Uhhh uhh, I wanna live. Hubby will commence to azz whoopin if I passed out my good kisses. But I’ll dap you. *daps u*
candibfly

*puts on my black leotard and does the single ladies routine*

LOL AL that reminds me of that lil kim vid where she was all them different “barbie” (blow up dolls more like it)
ALBoy

yea dontget Iked unless thats your thing
ALBoy

daps you back mirs
ySoSerious

Me too @ ALBoy

There’s also a really funny version of it set to the Andy Griffith Show theme song.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“my fault mirs did you want a kiss too”-AL
__________________________

Uhhh uhh, I wanna live. Hubby will commence to azz whoopin if I passed out my good kisses. But I’ll dap you. *daps u*“-MIRS
_________________________________________________________________________

I support your friendship with the wise Mirs.
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

yea dontget Iked unless thats your thing
__________________________

Never that. You see my gangsta. The Bew is just puzzy-whipped.
mirsmommy

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CANDI
“my fault mirs did you want a kiss too”-AL
__________________________

Uhhh uhh, I wanna live. Hubby will commence to azz whoopin if I passed out my good kisses. But I’ll dap you. *daps u*“-MIRS
_________________________________________________________________________

I support your friendship with the wise Mirs.
_______________________
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“*puts on my black leotard and does the single ladies routine*”
__________________________________________________________________________

I’m mad but too mesmerized to try and stop you.

**sitting Indian style**
candibfly

i’m bored watching good times and james said the only two places women belong is the kitchen and the bedroom. i’m surprised florida ain’t throw some hot grits on em al green style
ALBoy

yso im trippin thinking about that family guy when peter went to jail and they made him sing that ice cream song sorry guys my mind is like that bing commercial
candibfly

what u got to be mad about? go pinch some butts
ySoSerious

If you liked then you shoulda put a ring on it…
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

i’m bored watching good times and james said the only two places women belong is the kitchen and the bedroom. i’m surprised florida ain’t throw some hot grits on em al green style
_____________________________

He woulda got that azz whooped in my household.
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“i’m bored watching good times and james said the only two places women belong is the kitchen and the bedroom.”
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Wow. I don’t remember that episode. James was 100% wrong because yall gotta go in that laundry room too to clean up the clothes and chit.
ALBoy

florida should have been happy to have a man
ALBoy

wonder if james ever tried to kiss her on the neck
mirsmommy

@ Man & ALBoy

That’ll get yall shot
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

wonder if james ever tried to kiss her on the neck
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What neck????
candibfly

AL i was thinkin he must have knocked her up and had to marry her bc she def wasn’t a looker
ySoSerious

@ candi

You better snatch that up before some other (un)lucky girl does.
ALBoy

whats wrong @mirs she was built like a dryer
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL BOY
“wonder if james ever tried to kiss her on the neck”
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“Baby, lemme kiss you on your ‘n-oulder’ “
ALBoy

n=oulder
candibfly

he frontin for y’all, he ain’t like this at home *rolls eyes*

@ n-oulder
mirsmommy

ALBoy says:

whats wrong @mirs she was built like a dryer
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Damn, a dryer????
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“what u got to be mad about? go pinch some butts”
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These ol dastardly azz niggas are looking at all of your beauty while you do your routines. They are having “un-gentlemanly” like thoughts.

I only occassionally politely and thoughtfully give a pleasurable pinch on the bottom of certain ladies. However, I can forego if need be…
mirsmommy

A n-oulder????
mirsmommy

candibfly says:

he frontin for y’all, he ain’t like this at home *rolls eyes*
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We know.
ALBoy

AL i was thinkin he must have knocked her up and had to marry her bc she def wasn’t a looker
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but he went back in there at least two more time i dont see what he saw love is helen keller
ALBoy

Maybe not a dryer a bag of lays how bout that
candibfly

@AL he was wilona on the side
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL
“Maybe not a dryer a bag of lays how bout that”
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I think the dryer was more appropriate.
mirsmommy

I’m out yall
candibfly

i think she played as a defensive back on the chicago bears
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

Wilona was fine. The original thick chick. If they had rap videos back then…
ySoSerious

@ ALBoy

You know Flo Evans was the orignal brickhouse.
candibfly

bye mirs
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“You better snatch that up before some other (un)lucky girl does. ”
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**tosses crayon outside of the post**
Go get it girl… go get it!
ALBoy

peace out mirs
yea @ candi she stayed over there then be laughing at all his jokes and why when ever wilona had a date james was never around
james: meet me at the spot
wilona what should we tell kenmoore
james tell it you got a date and i got an interveiw
ALBoy

yso that back was way too big you right brick house straight blocks no curves
ySoSerious

Hey, Bullchitsu, shouldn’t you be in a corner licking your balls or something?
candibfly

omg i literally laughed out loud at u callin florida kenmoore u ain’t right. she was a big b1tch tho.

that’s why they argued all the time. that sexual tension.
Man, I just don’t care™

@YSO
“Hey, Bullchitsu, shouldn’t you be in a corner licking your balls or something?”
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I caint get YOU off my balls to even scratch ’em! DAYUM! You like an “e-jockstrap” or something.
ySoSerious

(searching for a kennel that takes in stray dogs that absolutely no one wants)
candibfly

watching the banter
ALBoy

see cliff did that thang right he said if you want me to be married im gone have to have a ten not a lineman aka kenmoore evans
ySoSerious

I wouldn’t need to do much work.
ALBoy

@candi you know that had some nicknames for her behind her back
candibfly

i love claire huxtable
Man, I just don’t care™

**Puts some “lotrimin” on Yso**
.. maybe that’ll make her azz go away. DAYUM!
candibfly

@Al they called her taz. she had a wide back like the tazmanian devil in them looney toon cartoons.

*pours out some colt 45*
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

I wanted to pound Rudy Huxtable
ALBoy

Claire was cool but she was a bit controlling
ySoSerious
ALBoy

yea big back tiny legs taz sounds about right
@man i was all about denise
candibfly

@man

i woulda let stanley (merlin santana) the boy who liked rudy, and who consequently kenny disliked, hit this on the kitchen counter and in the shower
candibfly

denise was the prettiest i think

claire did try to tell cliff what to eat and do all the time, but he just took her upstairs and put it down that he eventually got his way
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“i woulda let stanley (merlin santana) the boy who liked rudy, and who consequently kenny disliked, hit this on the kitchen counter and in the shower ”
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I hated Stanley (R.I.P.)…. AND Kenny. Neither were good enough for my Rudy.

**gasp** Stanley would have gotten to hit what? You said, “hit this”… are you referring to your computer??????
ALBoy

@candi i thought you would have been all over shaqs son the big dyslexic Theo
ALBoy

@CANDI
“i woulda let stanley (merlin santana) the boy who liked rudy, and who consequently kenny disliked, hit this on the kitchen counter and in the shower ”
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like i said mrs cherry coke now and later cause you nasty
Man, I just don’t care™

@AL

Denise was pretty, but I think she was just a little TOO far out there for me.

Sandra was ol prude. I bet she scheduled the exact time “Sex could commence” and chit.
candibfly

i keep talkin just so you’ll call me another type of candy *giggles*
ySoSerious

@ ALBoy

If big and dumb was her “type”…Never mind.
candibfly

@man what did u mean when u said u wanted to pound rudy?
ALBoy

okay mrs symphony bar with toffee
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“what did u mean when u said u wanted to pound rudy? ”
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Give her a “pound.” You know, like give her some dap and chit.
Now, what did you mean by Stanly could “hit this?”
candibfly

i meant we coulda hit the books. u know he ain’t like school and was dsylexic like theo
candibfly

u must have a big sweet tooth Al
ALBoy

yea i love sweets especially candi mrs green apple frooties
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“i meant we coulda hit the books. u know he ain’t like school and was dsylexic like theo ”
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OOoooooooooooh.
That’s right! He was a lil slow and chit huh. How nice of you to be willing help that brother out.

Ya know…. I would hit your books. Be in them books like a librarian and chit.
candibfly

*blurshes* (u know black ppl add letters to words)

when do y’all get off work?
ySoSerious

I love green apple Frooties. Carry on.
candibfly

what a gentleman

u know me, willing to help man kind. AL do u need any help studying? *being helpful* *adjusts the straps on my backpack*
candibfly

what are frooties? is this a hood or generic candy?
ALBoy

yso i love all flavor frooties
@ candi I judt got off im running out of here like fred flinstone screaming and the whole nine bye
ALBoy

wait yea i dont get off til late and will need to schedule late night study sessions if thats okay with you mrs strawberry laffy taffy
Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“what a gentleman

u know me, willing to help man kind. AL do u need any help studying? *being helpful* *adjusts the straps on my backpack*”
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Lemme help you with that backpack!
**feels up Candi as I remove the backpack**

I’m sure Al will get it down, but I do need some help with some difficult topics.
ySoSerious

@ candi

They’re a corner store candy like and kinda like fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls. They’re one of my favorites so, trust me, it’s a compliment.
ySoSerious

@ ALBoy

If you bust out the pink lemonade Jolly Ranchers I’m gone have to start sitting next to you again.
candibfly

i will help u man so u don’t get left behind another year

@yso fruit flavored tootsies…hmm, i’d have to try it cause i can’t imagine how that would taste.
ySoSerious

@ candi

You have such a kind heart, helping out the less fortunate like that.
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