A North Carolina couple has come forward to claim a $1 milion lottery prize the day before it was due to expire.
Yesterday, news spread that the winning lottery ticket had not been claimed and was due to expire today. Many thought the winner lost the ticket or forgot to check the numbers. Lottery winners have 180 days to claim their prizes.
But Erin and Raleigh Hill of North Carolina knew they had the winning ticket that they purchased in Stallings, near Matthews, in August 2010. They just weren’t ready to come forward. So they kept the $1 million lottery ticket secreted in various places, including a Bible, a shoebox and, finally, a work locker.
Midafternoon Tuesday, the nervous couple knew they had to face “the hoopla.” They drove to Raleigh to claim the Mega Million prize that was set to expire at 5 p.m. Wednesday, officials said.
That brought an end of recent frantic searches by others through glove compartments, cupboards and wallets — just in case they had the winning ticket.
The Hills each received a lump sum of $340,000 after taxes, the North Carolina Education Lottery said in a statement.
Good for them! I guess they must have been living pretty good to begin with. If I won a million I would be ready to claim it that same day
Congrats to them – Now I need to WIN!
but dang taxes took more than half..oh well some money is better than no money
Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
WHAT???? Yeah he been with her too long, cuz I know damn well any black person would have been tryin to get the money 30 minutes after they announced the winning number.
Im standing in line tryin to debate whether I should buy apples and lunch meat, or put gas in my car….and they got a million dollars jus sitting there.
Now Im mad.
Thehighyella1 says:
but dang taxes took more than half..oh well some money is better than no money
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Yeah taxes took alot but she wrote they “each” recieved $340k so $680k still sound good to me lol.
@highYella,
Naw- taxes took a bit less than half. They got $680K combined. Taxes only took about 32%…the usual.
@listick
Dont you hate that?! All of a sudden, its an influx of the usually broke hoodrats and gutterbutts taking pics with money and name brands that they STILL can’t afford…negroes…
@ Blu I concur. Hell if I won 30 dollars. i would be doing the george jefferson dance all the way down to the neighborhood 711
@ Mr BluPhi
That’s basically what I said
lipstickbandit says:
Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
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You are speaking the truth. They are going to rent new furniture, buy a a hooptie and they along w/the car will be broke in two weeks, and the furniture will get picked back up.
@blu
So astroglide and gasoline…? These two things don’t match. Why the astroglide?
lipstickbandit says:
Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
I be saying the same thing. But I aint gonna get ish back, hell Turbotax said i owed. I logged out and really do want to file.
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*grabs phone and searches for friends with kids I can claim*
@Anna
Do you ever wait to see whose house they going into and what they’re picking up when you see a Rent-A-Center van in your block?!
I be :rofl:. Like DAMN……they got your flat panel homie!!!!
I’m with Blu… time the door open i’m there getting my mom. Sallie mae will be the first to get some,so they can get off my a**
@Nicksocrazy
Yes indeed! I was told the same thing.
@ Danielle LOL.. I mean I guess its good that they could wait. But I already have a list of things Im doing if I ever win some money.
@ Luv LMFAOOOO….I found a five dollar bill in my pocket and jumped in the air. SMH…times is hard.
@nicksocrazy
You too, huh?@
Turbotax been saying I owe (them red numbers pop up in the upper right corner) since tax year 2008…..so I ain’t filed yet. But I’ma knock 2008-2010 out all together this year.
IRS said *Riley from Boondocks voice* “nigga, you better pay what you owe!”
Congrats to them…I know what I do with some of that $$!!
But for real…I woulda been nervous as hell too.
After I got through jumpn around like “Reggie” in ‘All About the Benjamins’, I woulda had to think about that thang.
they in that small, country ass, undercover racist town wit all that money and attention
Things could definitely go south real fast…
StillASassyOne says:
Dont you hate that?! All of a sudden, its an influx of the usually broke hoodrats and gutterbutts taking pics with money and name brands that they STILL can’t afford…negroes…
The ones round where i live but on section 8 no job deadbeat baby daddy with no job got hella kids and get back 7-8 thousand dollars on a 10000 w2 earning for the year. and then buy everything just for it to be broke within 6 months. #fail
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Anna says:
lipstickbandit says:
Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
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You are speaking the truth. They are going to rent new furniture, buy a a hooptie and they along w/the car will be broke in two weeks, and the furniture will get picked back up.
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or in the mall buying everything in sight
Mr.BluPhi says:
I found a five dollar bill in my pocket and jumped in the air. SMH…times is hard.
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I reacted the same way when I found a ten in my coat that I hadn’t worn since last winter. Don’t know what the hell I was thinkn leavn that in there…
StillASassyOne says:
@highYella,
Naw- taxes took a bit less than half. They got $680K combined. Taxes only took about 32%…the usual.
@listick
Dont you hate that?! All of a sudden, its an influx of the usually broke hoodrats and gutterbutts taking pics with money and name brands that they STILL can’t afford…negroes
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@Anna and Sassy, it’s amazing how many used BMW’s, Mercedes, and Lexus’s I’ve seen cruising the mean streets this week with paper tags on the back. It’s funny how people splurge on these expensive cars but can’t maintain them, that’s why I did my research when I bought my car…It’s a Honda Accord which looks nice but the repairs are inexpensive…once the tax money runs out how are you going to fix that radiator on that Benz you just bought?
@Nick
THAT WAS MY NEXT RANT!! How the hell you on welfare with no job (getting paid off of MY taxes) then STILL get back $6K+ on money that you got for fukkin free from MY taxes!!
Yet- my azz who goes to work EVERY.GOT.DAMN.DAY can’t even get a refund on the taxes that I PAY from MY earnings and on top of that, am being told I OWE?!?!?!
You have NO idea how much that sh*t pisses me off!!!
HAY YALL! I BEEN GONE FOR TOO LONG NOW ITS TIME I BRING IT BACK!
congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Swirl….now ima need him to take at least 6.00 of his winnings and buy some Jergens Hand lotion
off topic:MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
Shout out to all the women who are “independent” around income tax refund time
@Sassy .. I have no idea. I don’t even use astro glide……………often. And I been washing my hands all day. Maybe i touched something in the teacher’s lounge I wasn’t suppose to…
The ones round where i live but on section 8 no job deadbeat baby daddy with no job got hella kids and get back 7-8 thousand dollars on a 10000 w2 earning for the year. and then buy everything just for it to be broke within 6 months. #fail
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Nicksocrazy says:
lipstickbandit says:
Congrats!!! Now that’s something to shout about….unlike all the FB statuses im seeing about income tax refunds, the same people screaming will be broke 2 months from now…or maybe im just throwing shade cause I won’t be getting a refund this year….hmph!
I be saying the same thing. But I aint gonna get ish back, hell Turbotax said i owed. I logged out and really do want to file.
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*grabs phone and searches for friends with kids I can claim*
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DON’T DO IT!!! That’s why I WONT be getting a refund for the next few years….I claimed a bish kids and she let her baby daddy claim the too (who by the way doesn’t do Sh*t for them) and the IRS got my ass….and they put penalties and interest on me….I REPEAT….DONT DO IT!
@ Queen I can find a dollar in my pocket and my whole day will turn around. One time i found a 20 in my dash board…swear I almost wrecked.
LIPSTICK!
@ danielle and SaSo
LOL. Ya’ll should of saw me at my computer i was like ok im see it going up but when i put ini the other w2’s the damn numbers starting going down, I was like oh hell naw. let me find out Turbotax false advertising talking about getting your maximum refund.
*looking at red numbers in the above box, “if this is my maximum refund i dont want it return to sender”.*
@Lipstick
YES!!! You noticed that too? Every year between Feb and May, almost every other car you see on the road has paper tags on them.
And the people in them be stunting harder than a mug too.
These negroes be done went and bought a Nissan 350Z on an $11/hr salary, and then crying foul trying to trade the car in within 6 months when they see how hard gas, insurance and small replacements like TIRES is hitting they azz. Idiots!
StillASassyOne says:
@Anna
Do you ever wait to see whose house they going into and what they’re picking up when you see a Rent-A-Center van in your block?!
I be . Like DAMN……they got your flat panel homie!!!!
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I know when a homeowner dies and can’t sell the house the kids instead have to rent it out. When the new renters move in w/Rent A Center, Washer, Dryer, whole house full of furniture, they are not going to be renting for too long. If someone moves in a home w/Rent A Center furnishings expect the lease to be broken because 9 times out of 10 they don’t last 6 months.
StillASassyOne says:
@Nick
THAT WAS MY NEXT RANT!! How the hell you on welfare with no job (getting paid off of MY taxes) then STILL get back $6K+ on money that you got for fukkin free from MY taxes!!
Yet- my azz who goes to work EVERY.GOT.DAMN.DAY can’t even get a refund on the taxes that I PAY from MY earnings and on top of that, am being told I OWE?!?!?!
You have NO idea how much that sh*t pisses me off!!!
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You can get back a refund if you’re on welfare????Well why the hell am I childless and in school then? WTF
NC stand UP
lol why is the money split between a married couple
@nick
6 months is a stretch try 3 days they get checks on friday that money spent by monday
@sassy
u got the wrong tax person
BROWNIE!!! Give me the Luscious!!!! ::kiss::
Ohhhh chit….speakin of Rent-a-Center I owe then $112.00 dollars today. Yeah, imma bout to turn my phone off, cuz they sho will call a n**ga about 50 times. And leave about 7 voicemails.
Mr.BluPhi says:
One time i found a 20 in my dash board…swear I almost wrecked.
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you musta been balln outta control the day you left that up there and forgot it was there :lolol:
lipstickbandit says:
DON’T DO IT!!! That’s why I WONT be getting a refund for the next few years….I claimed a bish kids and she let her baby daddy claim the too (who by the way doesn’t do Sh*t for them) and the IRS got my ass….and they put penalties and interest on me….I REPEAT….DONT DO IT!
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oh i know i aint that desperate cuz i know Irine(IRS)is debo when it come to her money so i dont want no parts with her.
Mr.BluPhi says:
@ Queen I can find a dollar in my pocket and my whole day will turn around. One time i found a 20 in my dash board…swear I almost wrecked.
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Rent-a-center will harrass the hell out ur ass…and will try to ask for you like they one of your homies or somethin
One time they called my house lookn for my cuz. I hung up on that dude and he called right back like “why you hang up on me”…
36 eastpointvet says:
lol why is the money split between a married couple
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Anna says:
StillASassyOne says:
@Anna
Do you ever wait to see whose house they going into and what they’re picking up when you see a Rent-A-Center van in your block?!
I be . Like DAMN……they got your flat panel homie!!!!
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I know when a homeowner dies and can’t sell the house the kids instead have to rent it out. When the new renters move in w/Rent A Center, Washer, Dryer, whole house full of furniture, they are
not going to be renting for too long. If someone moves in a home w/Rent A Center furnishings expect the lease to be broken because 9 times out of 10 they don’t last 6 months.
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I will never rent a damn thang!!! That’s why I will never do another car note…I hate paying for something that can possibly taken away at any moment. Like my friend rented a bedroom set and they came to his house at 1:30am and took the damn bed with him still in it..and the other day I was getting in my car and the rent a center truck swerved up on me tryna get info on my neighbors cause they weren’t answering the door. Hiding out and parking your car three complexes down cause you know the repo man is coming…that’s no way to live.
@mr.blu u gon wreck for 20 dollas and pay 2000.00 to pay for the wreck
@Brownie….the email you sent me about the damn wings had tears in my eyes….the nerve of him! >:( and why ol boy called me at 1:30…politely sent his ass to the vmail.
@lipstickbandit
Yup, i be mad too, they work long enough to get some income so they can file and quit or get fired and they dont care. Yet me who works got to foot the bill for you all year round and you get a fat refund.
I would seek an attorney first, set up an anonymous trust then claim my money. Then I would donate the bulk of it to Childrens Healthcare of Atlanta’s NICU unit side B bed # 4 to help families of any infant in that bed….
@lipstick…I had a loan company offer me $500 to tell where my friend is hiding his car.
@nick
I’m with lipstick. Dont try that claiming other folks kids thing. They done got hip to that. My cousin got caught two years ago doing that with my other cousins kids and they audited the hell out of her!!
I started to do it when I first owed in 2008, and use my nephews but I luckily found out through the grapevine that that dumb ho (their mother) had also given their socials to her aunt to use. I sad: “uhhh- no. I don’t need that drama…..”
@Anna- you are absoulutely right on that! RAC furniture means you’re stunting on a budget. Better grab a blow-up mattress and a milk crate and be happy!
@Lisptick
HELL.MUHFUKKN.YES!!! I was TOO thru when I found that these welfare bishes who don’t even work still are OBLIGATED to file taxes and they STILL get the EIC! I was ready to leave the damn country after that!! Aint that some sh*t?!
break me off a piece of that
there is more to this story. no black man winning the lotto is going to put the ticket in his bible. sorry. and then this weirdness of a split of the funds. somebody was trying to think of how to cash without the other knowing.
lol, my husband said the irs must have sent refunds cause like 15 of his employees called in.
Off topic: So im sitting in class and all of a sudden someone phone rings..and the funny part was it was a white dude with boat shoes on, the preppy type…and his ringtone was “you wanna see some a** I wanna see some cash” make it rain…now it was funny cause I wouldn’t think someone like him would have that as a tone…I never understood why people have raunchy songs as ringtones, especially ones with cussing in it…call me a prude but I think it’s inappropriate.
or their families knowing…
Lipstick, I fixed me a nice juicy steak, got full and went to sleep. Apparently when he got in he smelled the remnants and asked “Did you fix me one”
No sir, you had wings
@ Sassy LMFAOOOOOOOOO. And when I find money, i be in church that Sunday. Praising Jesus, and aint put a dime of it in church.
I do pay my tithes btw
@East
Yeah – I know. But I’m about to clean all that up this year. I got a recommendation for a tax guy from some “wealthy” friends of mine who basically told me that this dude can pull a rabbit out of a donkey’s azz with your taxes. I’m finna go see him!
@Blu
I rented a laptop from RAC one time during college because my computer had basically died on me. I was ONE day late on that payment and them fools started calling my friends and every reference I put down!!! I was HEATED!
I WORK MONDAY THRU FRIDAY 40HRS A WEEK AND BISH BE HAPPY FOR INCOME TAZ TIME TO ROLL AROUND BUT WILL NOT SIT HERE AND TRY TO CLAIM OTHER PEOPLES KIDS OR SIT ON MY AZZ ALL YEAR SO OTHERS CAN TAKE CARE OF MY AZZ
CorporateQueen says:
@lipstick…I had a loan company offer me $500 to tell where my friend is hiding his car.
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Funny, the bish who set me up with the taxes had a title loan out and before we fell out she used me as a reference…well they called me looking for her car and let’s just say….the bish is bus passing it these days
@LipStick
I HATE that damn song.
Corp did you snitch?!?!?!?!
@ Lipstick
Now renting furniture and a financing a car are 2 totally different things
and should not be compared. That’s like saying you won’t buy a house because it will be taken away if you lose your job. It’s the way of life for all average folk. Everything cost money!!
If I ever won the lottery I would hire an attorney and have them claim it on my behalf in a trust. I don’t have time for folks coming out the woodworks with hat in hand.
@corp
SHiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddd…did you snitch?!
I’da called my friend like: “hey-they offering $500 for me to snitch, can you meet it or beat it?”
I am taking a LOOOOOONG lunch to see if these folks stayed in Raleigh last night and still might be hanging around…close to the Lottery Commission down off Yonkers Rd. Or they might be at RDU trying to fly out somewhere…Bish broke and they got money to loan.
If I find them, I think I am gonna ask HIM. I don’t feel like talking to Becky right now.
don’t u end up paying like $4000 for a laptop at those rent a center places? interest rate be like 18374839%
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Lipstick, I fixed me a nice juicy steak, got full and went to sleep. Apparently when he got in he smelled the remnants and asked “Did you fix me one”
No sir, you had wings
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LMAO he had the NERVE and AUDACITY to ask if you fixed him one? Should have asked for a side of steak sauce to go with his wings, maybe the smell of your steak wouldn’t have hit him so hard when he walked thru the door. Hmpph, these men are a mess…
@Brown
Me and you are >>>>>>>>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<<<<<<<< with Corp!
@Blu
I rented a laptop from RAC one time during college because my computer had basically died on me. I was ONE day late on that payment and them fools started calling my friends and every reference I put down!!! I was HEATED!
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@ Sassy lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!:rofl:
I got a washer and dryer. I was a day late and they came to my house to get the payment. They parked in the back and didn’t stand in front of the peep hole. Really?? smh
@Brown…Nope. I know that we fell out…I wish I had!!!
@lipstickbandit..Were you offered money? I didn’t even know they did that.
i got my tax refund and a bytch is feelin like Donald Trump today
Danielle says:
@ Lipstick
Now renting furniture and a financing a car are 2 totally different things
and should not be compared. That’s like saying you won’t buy a house because it will be taken away if you lose your job. It’s the way of life for all average folk. Everything cost money!!
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You’re right, I just personally hated the whole car note thing….especially since cars depreciate as soon as you drive off the lot. I know sometimes you have to finance, but if I had the choice I wouldn’t do it.
Sassy aint that it! MEET IT OR BEAT IT!
NOTE TO ALL: DO NOT PUT ME DOWN AS A REFERENCE BECAUSE IF THEY OFFER ME MONEY I’M SNITCHIN!!!!!
It’s a recession
so corp what u buy with that 500 lol
So they kept the $1 million lottery ticket secreted in various places, including a Bible, a shoebox and, finally, a work locker
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They hid it in a WORK locker? As in…a locker at work? I know HE done seen “Set It Off” and what the hail happens when you HIDE shyt atcho job!
CorporateQueen says:
@Brown…Nope. I know that we fell out…I wish I had!!!
@lipstickbandit..Were you offered money? I didn’t even know they did that.
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No they didn’t offer me money…but after she set me up with the taxes I gladly told them where she lived…even offered to let them trail me to her house….Karma is a bish.
@Sassy…dayum you rough…LOL…
@Blu
I hate that damn song as well. Makes me mouth twitch…
@Candi
I think it was like $28/week or something. I didn’t plan on keeping it long though. I was coming up on finals and term papers and stuff, and I just needed it to get me through the end of that semester….until I could use my student rebate check to get another one before the next semester started.
LAWD I MISS COLLEGE!! Them refund checks were better than ANY income tax check! The week before classes started each semester, I was ALWAYS richer than a muhfucka…and the week after classes started, I’d be back to eating pop tarts and hot pockets.
Those were the days!
@ Laker
I woke from 6:30-4:30 mon-fri teaching (or better yet teenage-sitting) other ppls kids. And 2 weekends out of the month I teach Saturday school. And the IRS has the AUDACITY to tell me I owe money.
So Imma be honest, if I could claim someone’s kid, I would have. LOL
My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lipstick
karma is bytch and death is her sister
i miss the refund checks too
HOWEVER, i’m paying that shyt back RIGHT NOW and i hate it
re: the story, i don’t get what waiting a day before the ticket expires is going to do?
80 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 real!!!! It’s my money and I want it now
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Candi
Aww…go to hell…..
Actually, no. I love you Candi!!
Wanna help pay my back taxes then? 
@Dawn I said the same thing about a trust! That would be a very nice donation to NICU my God son was a preemie and spent a lot of time in NICU here. That hospital bill was out this world!
@Blu….I don’t know if you’ve heard “Bring it back” by the same dudes who made “make it rain” but as raunchy as “bring it back” is that is my F-ing JAM!!!!!! Im really reserved, but when that song comes on! You can’t tell me I’m not a feature act at Magic City or Onyx
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
Sassy aint that it! MEET IT OR BEAT IT!
NOTE TO ALL: DO NOT PUT ME DOWN AS A REFERENCE BECAUSE IF THEY OFFER ME MONEY I’M SNITCHIN!!!!!
It’s a recession
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*Denzel in “Training Day” voice* “My niggaaaaa….”
Speaking of claiming other folks kids:
My girl sold her baby out to others for refunds for many years. Now the Irs doesn’t believe her child is hers and even with the birth certificate they will not allow her to claim her child this year.
Ok I jus looked at the picture again…. I have 2 questions:
1. Why is his neck so shiny?
2. Why are his knuckles so white?
re: the story, i don’t get what waiting a day before the ticket expires is going to do?
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THAT shyt was BECKY’S gotdayum bright idea! He a brother! He was prolly tryna make the 3 hour drive to Raleigh the NIGHT he found out they had a winner…and SIT in front of the Lottery Commission til that bish opened the next morning!
Ok I jus looked at the picture again…. I have 2 questions:
1. Why is his neck so shiny?
2. Why are his knuckles so white?
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Why he look like the actor Wendell Pierce?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA WONDER WOMAN says:
My azz need to get a dayum refund for not havin any kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Blu
Yeah- they showed up at my door after my 3rd day late to come get it. I sent my mama to the door. She said: “well she aint here, and you damn sure cant come in here and look for it! So back up a little please…thank you. *slams door*
shiiiiiiiid soon as my numbers hit, i’m callin in sick to work and heading down to the lotto headquarters
u can bombard me with requests if u want but if ion fux with u i’m just gon say
lipstickbandit says:
@Blu….I don’t know if you’ve heard “Bring it back” by the same dudes who made “make it rain” but as raunchy as “bring it back” is that is my F-ing JAM!!!!!! Im really reserved, but when that song comes on! You can’t tell me I’m not a feature act at Magic City or Ony
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Bring it back by Travis P is on my Ipod. But I HATE “Make It Rain”…with a passion
SASO i got five whole dollars on it
nig over here tryin to pay $— back in student loans (i can’t say the number or i’ll cry)
She said: “well she aint here, and you damn sure cant come in here and look for it! So back up a little please…thank you. *slams door*
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Let me find out Mama Sassy is a “G” like Mama KDubz
@Sassy says:
She said: “well she aint here, and you damn sure cant come in here and look for it! So back up a little please…thank you. *slams door*
My mama is my muhfukkin nigga!!!
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Your mama is a OG
I like her.
CorporateQueen says:
Speaking of claiming other folks kids:
My girl sold her baby out to others for refunds for many years. Now the Irs doesn’t believe her child is hers and even with the birth certificate they will not allow her to claim her child this year.
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Are you freaking serious?
why was she letting ppl claim them all that time? When people don’t have a job is that the only reason they let other people claim their kids?
re: the story, i don’t get what waiting a day before the ticket expires is going to do?
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THAT shyt was BECKY’S gotdayum bright idea! He a brother! He was prolly tryna make the 3 hour drive to Raleigh the NIGHT he found out they had a winner…and SIT in front of the Lottery Commission til that bish opened the next morning!
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^^^^ SH*T- that’d be my plan!!!!!! I’d have drove however many miles, gas tank on “E” if necessary, and sat in front of that damn building till it opened! Woulda been following the morning shift security guard to the door with their keys. Holding my bladder and sleeping in the car all night and everything! Then like “DC” Curry said in “Next Friday”….”And once I got my money, I was GONE!!!”
@ Sassy
Yo mama is alright with me.
@KDub…we were thinking the same thing
Mr.BluPhi says:
lipstickbandit says:
@Blu….I don’t know if you’ve heard “Bring it back” by the same dudes who made “make it rain” but as raunchy as “bring it back” is that is my F-ing JAM!!!!!! Im really reserved, but when that song comes on! You can’t tell me I’m not a feature act at Magic City or Ony
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Bring it back by Travis P is on my Ipod. But I HATE “Make It Rain”…with a passion
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You ever wonder where they get the hood chick back up singers from? The girls singing the chorus on “make it rain” sound just like the chicks singing the chorus on Ludacris “P*ssy Poppin” song…listen and compare the voices, I swear it’s the same chicks.
@Lipstick
I’ve been meaning to check out Onyx. How would u rate it? Assuming u have been…..
CANDI hold me I am 72 dollars short of 500 a month in student loans fluck dept of ed
candibfly says:
SASO i got five whole dollars on it
nig over here tryin to pay $— back in student loans (i can’t say the number or i’ll cry)
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I’ve paid back $15,088 in student loans. And when I called to see how much I have left to pay them muthaf**kas said…….(tries to remember real thugs don’t cry)…..they said I still owe like $870. I took out ONE student loan for grad school…ONE….
@lipstick says:
Are you freaking serious? why was she letting ppl claim them all that time? When people don’t have a job is that the only reason they let other people claim their kids?
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Exactly, each year she never worked long enough to even file taxes. This was her first year being able to keep a job worth filing on.
@Corp & Kdub
Hell….ya’ll just don’t know! My mama acts real siddity and bourgie until she gets annoyed/pissed/somebody tries her. Then, I truly believe, “King Kong aint got nothing on her!!”
@Candi
I’ll take the $5! I go into a depression everytime Md. Higher Education Coommission send me that monthly invoice for my loans too. I feel your pain…:hug:
@Lipstick
I told you IRS is getting hip to that. And they’ll let others claim them if they didn’t have a job or if their job didn’t pay enough. For example, my cousin had twins in 2009 but at her job, she had worked under the table most of the year except for the last 3 months when they paid her “legally.” Her filing on her own would only get her back a little over $3k (I think), but she let my other cousin who had worked all year (but still made under $40K) file, and my cousin got back close to $10K for them to split. So she came out better letting somebody else claim her kids. Got back $5k, instead of $3k.
*holds harlem tight*
ion think they report it to ur credit unless u 30 days or more late.
my kids (if i ever have any) gon have to get scholarships bc i’ll still be paying back my loans when they try to go
@LipStick
I thought that was Just Britney on “Make It Rain”….lol. But I do wonder where they get them hood chicks from. And I wish I could see them in the studio.
Alex says:
@Lipstick
I’ve been meaning to check out Onyx. How would u rate it? Assuming u have been…..
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I haven’t been but I live right down the street from there…so this spring Im sure ill be a regular lol…..so where do you go??? To Phase or ATL live??? Im not gay or lez but all my friends are so I be knowing all the spots…we may actually know some of the same people. You know a chick named Q? I think she calls herself the bachelor.
try owing somewhere close to 80k
when the hell did it rack up like that?! just had to go to carolina and grad school huh. go to school to get a good job only to have to give ur salary over to the man. when will the cycle end?
candibfly says:
try owing somewhere close to 80k
when the hell did it rack up like that?! just had to go to carolina and grad school huh. go to school to get a good job only to have to give ur salary over to the man. when will the cycle end?
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It doesn’t.
HEYYYYYY MY PEEPS
@Blu & Miss Harlem
Awww! Don’t cry! Woo-woo-woo. However, I wil stop complaining now! $428/month?! Damn! I be whining about $174!!! I’ll shut my mouth now.
And I originally only took out 1 loan too, Blu. But then I started feeling myself and tried to move out of my mama’s house on an $11/hr job….and so you can guess what I was using to s ubsidize my “lifestyle” and buy furniture and sh*t.
@KDUB,
Because the twins and I would have to camp out in the parking lot of the headquarters…LOL….
KDUB,
Girl, I went to pick up my son’s medicine at the health department, and it was this girl that came up in there, talking all LOUD on her cell phone talking about she caught TRICH
….and she is talking THIS LOUD!!!!!! Anyhoo, she goes on to say how the dr. said that her coochie [she didn’t use these words] was still tight because she hadn’t had sex in 3 months [lying arse…. she was on the phone with some dude] and evidently they started going back and forth and she yells out I didn’t give you know damn TRICH 
you probably gave it too me, and the Dr. said its very common… and starts cussing and errythang…well I am not one that is easily phased..but girl, I almost fainted in that pharmacy room out of embarassment for her….I am serious..I got all lightheaded and the room started spinning…if one of the techs hadn’t told her to take it outside…I know I would have left on a stretcher…LOL…that’s how EXTRA and GHETTO she was being…she was saying very INTIMATE things and talking about the disease…I was like damn..thats how they get down in Wake County? LOL… I hate going to the health department. I will be so glad when my son is done with this PREVENTIVE [he does not have it] TB medicine… 
ladies I’m redoin my bedroom so I bout this black headboard that sits in front of the window so I was thinkin red gray and black so red sheers or gray, and also can’t decide on the comforter
CABDI
girl they take it every month and I dont play with them I paid them THOUSANDS and I still have more to go 
something must give I tell ya I just cant go onnnnnnnnn 
because if they cant get scholarships I just dont know what else is left for them because I be damned if I am payin off two loans
candibfly says:
try owing somewhere close to 80k
when the hell did it rack up like that?! just had to go to carolina and grad school huh. go to school to get a good job only to have to give ur salary over to the man. when will the cycle end?
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Although im in school I feel college is a conspiracy…why do you have to pay to get a higher education which they make it necessary to go to college to get a decent job (their are exceptions) THEN they put interest on the money they loan you to go to college…THEN you’re not even guaranteed a job making enough to pay the damn money back SMH
@Lipstick
Neither of those. I’m not really a club person. I have only been to Phase once and that was years ago. Haven’t been to ATL Live in a very long time either. I prefer small parties or get togethers. Nope, don’t know anyone named Q or the bachelor. But I heard Onyx charges a bit to get in. Haven’t been to Magic City either. Went to Strokers a couple of times as wasn’t impressed at all. Don’t know what all the hoopla is about.
@Candi
Well damn!! But you finished grad school and only owe $80k? That’s about right!
I came out of undergrad owing $19k and did one semester of grad school…but haven’t finished yet because I did some quick math and figure out that my grad program was going to cost me $60K in the long run….so I’d have been at $80K too…and sitting somewhere under my desk trying to slit my wrists with a spork everytime my invoice came….
candibfly says:
my kids (if i ever have any) gon have to get scholarships bc i’ll still be paying back my loans when they try to go
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Now that’s what I always say. When they come out the womb…hire a tutor or homeschool up to a point where they surpass other students in their grade level.
Hey Mirs!!!
@harlem like dave chapelle said they gon have to sell dope or play ball, u choose cause i just can’t!
something’s got to give u hear me?! i can’t do this for 30 more years. but i have a plan, once i pay one bill off i put that money towards the student loan, apply the extra to the principal (cause i only been payin off the damn interest) and it will take shorter (still a lot of years but not as many and i won’t be payin back as much)
CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACACHACHACHACHACHA!
MEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRKKKKKKKAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!
SASO
I forgot to mention the 67 cents LAWWWWWWDDDDDD why do they need 67 cents 428 is ENOUGH NOOOOOOOOOOO
SASO only reason i don’t owe more is because i worked at GWU while i went there and they paid for school (still got me a lil refund check cause that $30k a year wasn’t doin much in DC
)
Damn uncle tom raped the chit out that 1mil, they got back340,000
@ChaCha
Hey love!!!
@Lipstick
I agree as well. College aint shyt but another hustle and another way for the govt & large banks to profit off of the “dreams” and “goals” of the weary…..and suckered.
I dont even look at my student loan statement because I know I will climb on top of city hall and start shooting people smh
$359.32 and that’s JUST to the dept of education, let’s not mention the private loans i have from sallie mae and citi bank!
seriously, kids need to learn about loans in school. seems fun getting refund checks, but not when u finally have to pay it back
@leapyearpisces #117…that story was HEE-LAR-IOUS!!!!
I’d take $340K…..
I got TEARS @Leap…..TEARS….cause they are soooooooo cah-razee and I believe ERRY word you said! It really used to be bad when Vital Records used to be down there in the same building. LAWRD.
CANDI thats how I pay all my bills I carry over so that I either get a credit, owe less or the months lessen. I am doin that with my school loans so if I pay them this amount for 4 years straight I will be done as oppose to 8 years but damn 428.67 is A LOT when you got rent, bills etc. WHERE IS MY RICH HUSBAND THIS CANT BE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
CHA CHA
heyyyy girl
Alex says:
@Lipstick
Neither of those. I’m not really a club person. I have only been to Phase once and that was years ago. Haven’t been to ATL Live in a very long time either. I prefer small parties or get togethers. Nope, don’t know anyone named Q or the bachelor. But I heard Onyx charges a bit to get in. Haven’t been to Magic City either. Went to Strokers a couple of times as wasn’t impressed at all. Don’t know what all the hoopla is about.
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Someone told me they charge $10, but I seriously doubt it…I know one thing…on Saturdays it be jumping like it’s a regular club and not a strip club, like people actually go there like it the Velvet Room or something…Im going to go soon though. I just don’t want to give away my dollars. Rickey Smile said when he goes to the club he throw dollars then picks them back up and throws them again…make it “re-rain” I can get with that concept
shiiit i’d take $34, all i want to do is fill up my tank! iono even think that would fill it up
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ChaCha :hugs Mirs
CFREE says:
Damn uncle tom raped the chit out that 1mil, they got back340,000
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A piece, 340K a piece.
Yeah, even with 680K they still got fukkd in the ass but not as hard
@harlem i been lookin for that rich husband too, but i guess i’m not as sophisticated as vivica or luda’s chick eulogy to land me one
They EACH got $340K it states…….which means Uncle Sam only got $320K
$10 in the tank don’t go far these days
i still be stuntin on less than a quarter tank what!
@MissH
Oh no!! Don’t cry!! And they could have at least let you keep that .67!! They didn’t need to rape you for your pocket change as well!
@Candi
Who are you telling?! I was doing grad at JHU and even my little $36K salary at the time wasn’t cutting it and I was living in Baltimore trying to save money while working! I had to chuck that one the deuces. I’m trying to get my job now to *ahem* subsidize my grad education. But you know how the govt is. “We don’t pay for degrees. We pay for classes that may lead to a degree.”
ehh…whatever the fukk ever, feds. Just pay for SOMETHING, sh*t! :eyeroll:
*leaps over the empire state building to embrace cha cha* :wave:
harlem guess who’s coming to dinner in March?!
@Candi…..that’s chump change.
@Wonder Woman
U should wait until after u get the comforter before buying the sheers and pull out a color…but not a dominate color. Don’t want everything to be matchy matchy. The colors you picked will go well together. What color are your walls? Sorry, this is one of the things I enjoy doing.
CANDI we are not classy enough we have to be on that level or girl even higher like Tiny to get that again
this cant be life. I also think they need to school people on these loans because had it been up to me I would of just went to college to socialize and teach my damn self at these prices. Hookers cant even afford this chit now a days
it is alex
every time i look down that bytch (my car) is tellin me i only have 35 miles left of fuel!
@lipstick—Ricky Smiley wrong for that “pay whatchu owe nicca, pay whatchu owe. If a chick poppin’ it right…don’t be stingy…Make it Rain!!!!
This girl at Majic was so off the chain…came out when it was time for me to leave…she would have got a “Thunderstorm” from me.
knowing what i know NOW i woulda stayed my azz in TX and taken the money they gave me to go there hmmph or just paid the cheap in state tuition. i swear carolina hated out of state students
SASO ok I will stop crying you feel my pain about some damn flucking .67 cents
CANDI
YESSSSSSSS Come on girl and I cook very well too
Alex they’re white, the problem is that I dont know what comforter I want and I have no patience so I’m buyin one today but may change it later. The one I may get today is black white and gray
@ Corp, yes m’am…you can’t make stuff like that up…LOL….girl, I was about to join Elizabeth [Fred Sanford] yestersday, messing with that ghetto bird and she had the fire engine red microbraids….the 10.00 Trac Phone and everything..her azz LOOKED the part of a dirty azz trick anyway…woo..that chile embarassed me for her…LOL…
CorporateQueen says:
This girl at Majic was so off the chain…came out when it was time for me to leave…she would have got a “Thunderstorm” from me.
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What night of the week was this? Wanna make sure I catch her.
Kdub,
I want to transfer his script to Durham County, but I am SCURRRED..because you know how Durham is, if they acting like that in Wake County….I don’t think I would be ready to see what goes on at the HD in Durham County…LMAO!
candibfly says: try owing somewhere close to 80k
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so glad to know i’m not the only one. i’m in the 60s and still dispute that shit but too lazy to go back through all them damn papers. i just resigned myself to being a slave to the usded for life.
My hubcap just told gums we would come up there Sunday
#badmood
Well, you could do some red sheers and get some red accent pillows and vases or something like that. The red will “pop” since your walls are white.
CorporateQueen says:
@lipstick—Ricky Smiley wrong for that “pay whatchu owe nicca, pay whatchu owe. If a chick poppin’ it right…don’t be stingy…Make it Rain!!!!
This girl at Majic was so off the chain…came out when it was time for me to leave…she would have got a “Thunderstorm” from me.
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That’s why I don’t frequent the strip clubs because I be wanting to tip and if I don’t have it like that there’s no need to go….that’s just like you going to a restaurant and not paying for your meal when you leave…Pay them girls for their services.
leapyearpisces says:
@ Corp, yes m’am…you can’t make stuff like that up…LOL….girl, I was about to join Elizabeth [Fred Sanford] yestersday, messing with that ghetto bird and she had the fire engine red microbraids….the 10.00 Trac Phone and everything..her azz LOOKED the part of a dirty azz trick anyway…woo..that chile embarassed me for her…LOL…
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Hell to the naw. Now, what if the dude that hit…looks half way decent…he probably climbing up in another girl’s cooch as we speak… after hitting that.
candibfly says:
it is alex every time i look down that bytch (my car) is tellin me i only have 35 miles left of fuel!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^thought only I had this problem!
Anyway- gotta go to this boring azz office mtg for the next 2 hrs. I’ll try to catch ya’ll when I get back!
Behave (NOT!)
Alex I was thinkin that. I’ve looked at some red vases and pillows I just have to decide what I want
@Candi You are NOT alone…I’m like $42 for this tank….hmmmm I’m riding this joint OUT!!!!!
@leapyearprincess says:
That’s why I don’t frequent the strip clubs because I be wanting to tip and if I don’t have it like that there’s no need to go….that’s just like you going to a restaurant and not paying for your meal when you leave…Pay them girls for their services.
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@Kei @”gums”
Heyyyy Sasso (glad to have you back), Wonda Woman, Corp,
*hula hoops over to Candi* Heyyyyy Candi
@Lipstick
Yeah, I heard it’s at least $20 on Saturday. I’ll probably hit it up in the next couple of wks. If u go before I do….give me a recap.
candibfly says:
knowing what i know NOW i woulda stayed my azz in TX and taken the money they gave me to go there hmmph or just paid the cheap in state tuition. i swear carolina hated out of state students
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You aint neva lie!!!!! 50k in the hole Son!!!!!!!!!!
@Phro
that’s what we call her or chiclet teeth
MIRS heyyyy and if you still have that rat gravi you my bish
candibfly says:
it is alex
every time i look down that bytch (my car) is tellin me i only have 35 miles left of fuel!
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I’m glad I work from home so $20 in gas can last me 2 wks. I need that break.
Hey Mirs
Heyyyyy Harlem
I still got it.
#ratnation
Heyyyyyy Alex
What it do????
Alex says:
I’m glad I work from home so $20 in gas can last me 2 wks. I need that break.
Can I get a job? Where do I sign up? please!!!!
Alight I’ll see you all next week :wave: Have a good weekend and shyt
Kei says:
@Phro
that’s what we call her or chiclet teeth
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That ticket would have been claimed the same day
BACK FROM LUNCH WHAT WE TALKN BOUT PEEPS??
How was lunch? @Laker
Aww snap Chico Debarge will be here next week!
Candi I know it’s not El but dammit it’s close enough!
@Wonder Woman
Sounds like you have ideas. You just have to choose and go with it. I just bought a new set for my room….but my wall is orange so it’s hard to find what I want and I’m not ready to paint again.
@Kei @Mirs
#Ratchet!
@CEO IT WAS GOOD HAD A BEEF FAJITA TACO WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOME WATER
ALSO SAW THE NEW PINK VIDEO “F*KIN PERFECT” I 
THAT BISH IS SOOO FUKN TALENTED AND HAWWT!!
Just in time, bet they were scared something might happen in between all that waiting time. It’s way more than what I have but a million plus what’s taking after taxes means they still are going to both have to work. It’s ironic that their last name is Hill and there is a Chapel Hill in North Carolina and one of them is name Raleigh and there is also a city named Raleigh (they both have gender neutral names so I can’t tell who’s name is who)
Phrozen1der says:
@Kei @Mirs #Ratchet!
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PHRO
speakin of ratchet………..
where is the Party?
@ Laker. Thats whats up! Yeah pink is kewl. I need to check that out but urr can I get a chicken and steak fajita please
@ Corp, yes m’am…you can’t make stuff like that up…LOL….girl, I was about to join Elizabeth [Fred Sanford] yestersday, messing with that ghetto bird and she had the fire engine red microbraids….the 10.00 Trac Phone
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That won’t no TracPhone…it was her Medicaid/Medicare/Food Stamps SAFE LANK PHONE
**MAKES CEO CHICKEN AND STEAK FLOUR TACO WITH A MARGARITA ON THE SIDE ** OFCOURSE U CAN HUN
DID IT GET SLOW AS FUK OR IS IT ME?? 
Sooooo off beat today so everyone is in this post – and hell if Im catching up with comments
@Mirs YOU!
@Brown What happened?!?!?!?
@brown chico is fine as shyt too. i’d do em both…at the same time
*challenges mirs to a hula hoop contest* :wave:
@CHOCO IT’S SLOW MA’ REAL SLOW
HEY LOVAH LOL
@PHRO
@Kwall That won’t no TracPhone…it was her Medicaid/Medicare/Food Stamps SAFE LANK PHONE
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*Jennifer expression*
I have never heard of such a device,is it only given to poor people??? (iKID!)
@Laker Waddup Ma?!
@Choco you feeling better??
Hatchu @Phro.
@PHRO NUN MUCH BORED HOW HAS UR WEEK BEEN????
@CANDI **HANDS U A BEEF AND A CHICKEN FAJITA TACO WITH A DOUBLE SHOT MARGARITY**
Thanks :hugs: @Laker You know I fux with the spanish food arroz con pollo
Yeah it did get slow. I thought i was the only one
@Choco
Don’t worry…I’ll catch you up after we catch up on some other things.
candibfly says:
*challenges mirs to a hula hoop contest*
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*dips my taco in margarita* thanks laker!
it got slow cause i left *flips hair* i’m back now so everyone can start talking again
FIRST OFF….GLAD THEY WON THE $…THEY LOOK LIKE A VERY SINCERE, GENUINE AND HAPPY COUPLE!
SECOND OFF….I WOULD NOT HAVE WAITED SIX MTHS TO CLAIM MINE…WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN IT STATES THAT AT ONE TIME THEY HAD MISPLACED THE TICKET…..TRIPLE WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY MUST NOT BE STRUGGING $$$~WISE LIKE MOST FOLKS….OR THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT $ LIKE WHITE ON RICE!
Phrozen1der says:
@Kwall That won’t no TracPhone…it was her Medicaid/Medicare/Food Stamps SAFE LANK PHONE
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*Jennifer expression*
I have never heard of such a device,is it only given to poor people??? (iKID!)
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This right here, is #RATCHET
Oh thats how you doing it @Candi…You make the room stop when you leave. Aight i dig it
Why did this hispanic guy just call my phone talmbout I gave him my # at the club last month. I said sorry, u have the wrong # and he said but you sound just like her…what’s ur name bc it was you that gave me your #. I said trust me, I ain’t gave no man my #.
Alex says:
Why did this hispanic guy just call my phone talmbout I gave him my # at the club last month. I said sorry, u have the wrong # and he said but you sound just like her…what’s ur name bc it was you that gave me your #. I said trust me, I ain’t gave no man my #. I hung up and he called right back and I didn’t answer. He then texts me saying this is Fernando…u gave me ur #. Get off my phone!!!!
Stop playing…u know u gave dat man yo numba
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lol frenando is pressssssed! i see why he got the wrong number in the club. nig tryin to get vagwasted
candibfly says:
lol frenando is pressssssed! i see why he got the wrong number in the club. nig tryin to get vagwasted
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How about his # was one # off from mine. He said is this 404…….I said that is your number that is on my caller id. He said yeah, did I just call that #.
@ALEX THAT HAPPEN TO ME NOT EVEN A FUKN WEEK AGO
AND IT WAS ONE OF MY PEOPLES TOO 
ME- HELLO
HIM-HEY BABY HOW U DOING?
ME- WHO IS THIS
HIM-CARLOS FROM LAST NIGHT U GAVE ME UR NUMBER AND TOLD ME TO CALLU U
ME- QUE
HIM-SO WHAT U WANT TO TALK ABOUT
ME-U GOT THE WRONG NUMBER SORRY
HIM-NO I DON’T STOP PLAYING GIRL
ME-CLIK
AND THEN HE TXT “GUESS U THINK UR SH!T DON’T STANK HUH”
and he’s slow to top it off!
see why he ain’t gettin no azz
hey
do i really want to read the previous 200+ comments?
i hate when folks argue, how YOU gon tell ME about MY phone number
*hops into dymonds mug with a halter dress made of marshmellows*
*dips my taco in margarita*
I said trust me, I ain’t gave no man my #. I hung up and he called right back and I didn’t answer. He then texts me saying this is Fernando…u gave me ur #. Get off my phone!!!!
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Fernando is tryna dip his taco.
do i really want to read the previous 200+ comments?
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You want me to do one of my FAMOUS recaps?
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@ KDUB please please recap this ish for me homie i wanted to ask but i didnt know u was in this bish
@Dymond
, ppl using safe lank phones and the hispanic guy calling me talmbout I gave him my # at the club. 
Nah, we’re just in here complaining about student loans.
@Phro no babe Im not feeling better unfortunately thanks for asking tho
@Lakes it’s slow as a snail….
@Alex Kool on catching LMAO at you and Fernando the bull
Waits on KDub’s recap bc I know it will be the bomb.com
@Kwall @Mirs
@Laker It’s going….LOL!
@Alex Now THAT is funny!
@Choco
I didn’t know you weren’t feeling well again. Edible arrangement on the way. What else you need boo?
@ Kwall gone head help us out
@ACE **LICKS UR GRAVI AND RUNS FOR IT**
@CHOCO IT IS I BORED IM ACTUALLY WORKING
@Choco
@Alex
A new heart real I have to see a cardiologist soooo pissed way to young for this chit but heart disease runs in my family –
This post is about Wendell Pierce from “Treme” and ‘Waiting to Exhale” and Becky. They came up on some scrilla. They from here in NC and drove to my town yassaday (Raleigh) to claim it. Only thing is…they been holding the dayum ticket since AUGUST. I said THAT was summa Becky’s shyt. Cause a brutha…gonna claim his shyt the NEXT DAY. Girl they all had the ticket HIDING it…at WORK…I said now that woulda been MESSED UP if somebody woulda did a Luther from “Set It Off” on they azz and took it.
@Leap done went to our local health department and overhead some ghetto trollop with some Robyn Fenty (Rhi-Yawna)colored braids tambout her cooch and how it got a “Trich” in it…all talking on a Safe Lank phone. KNOW she only get 250 minutes on the dayum thing a month.
@Lakes made us some tacos and margaritas and @Alex got a dude (yep) named Fernando holding on line 1.
@lakes
What’s goin on
The “hoopla” they are speaking of was probably withdrawing their kids from school, getting everything packed up and out, liens or anything else taken care of, he may have had a child support hearing for another child, get his amount based on old job, getting out of a business situation they would be forced to contribute to, etc something like that.
@Phro
and :hugs:
@Lakes Im surfing the net and tortoruing the boo by sending nude pics of me – I know he like who else she sending this chit too
@ ALEX what a dreadful topic to be discussing
***runs to choco and
her all over*** I MISSED YOU LOVE
sup phrozen
Or his citizenship to go through he looks like he could be foreign to me. Cant’ claim it unless you’re legal.
@ACE NOT MUCH SITTING HERE SIPPING ON THIS AGUA AND THINKING ABOUT WHO SHOULD I MOLEST TODAY
**LOOKS AROUND TO SEE WHAT IS AVAILABLE** NEVER MIND CHOCO GOT ALL THEM AZZES ON LOCK!!!
KDub says:
This post is about Wendell Pierce from “Treme” and ‘Waiting to Exhale” and Becky. They came up on some scrilla. They from here in NC and drove to my town yassaday (Raleigh) to claim it. Only thing is…they been holding the dayum ticket since AUGUST. I said THAT was summa Becky’s shyt. Cause a brutha…gonna claim his shyt the NEXT DAY. Girl they all had the ticket HIDING it…at WORK…I said now that woulda been MESSED UP if somebody woulda did a Luther from “Set It Off” on they azz and took it.
@Leap done went to our local health department and overhead some ghetto trollop with some Robyn Fenty (Rhi-Yawna)colored braids tambout her cooch and how it got a “Trich” in it…all talking on a Safe Lank phone. KNOW she only get 250 minutes on the dayum thing a month.
@Lakes made us some tacos and margaritas and @Alex got a dude (yep) named Fernando holding on line 1.
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@CHOCO
HOT PUZAZAY OR HOT COUGAR SHOULD BE UR NAME…
@Choco
Sawwy boo. I have a cardiologist too. I have an arrhythmia and I have high cholesterol. Too young. My aunt passed away at 43 from cardiac arrest and I’m not trying to go out like that.
@ Fernando Beat that thang up Boi Black Fist in the Air Im rooting for you Mane
:hugs: @ Dymond :bootypinch:
@Lakes
I told his azz he started a cold war between us last night – And this bish Aunt Mary is not helping matters
He irritated me yesterday so Im fukking with his head he has yet to text back re: the dildo ahhhhhaaaaa
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hey harlem
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hey CEO u look good my ninge like for real
ALBoy says:
@ Fernando Beat that thang up Boi Black Fist in the Air Im rooting for you Mane
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Get the FLUCK out!!!!!!!!!
@Choco
Sawwy boo. I have a cardiologist too. I have an arrhythmia and I have high cholesterol. Too young. My aunt passed away at 43 from cardiac arrest and I’m not trying to go out like that
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And this is what keeps me up at night and it’s catch 22 cuz your not supposed to worry or stress and these damn pills my doc put me back on kills my appetite…. ARRRGGGGH good to know I’m not alone tho so thanks
Whad Up @Dymond….Thank you for the compliment.
@DYMOND
Yes I know Alex claims she didn’t give her number out the other night when her azz was drunk! Fernando is now harazzing that azz
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Choco
Sawwy boo. I have a cardiologist too. I have an arrhythmia and I have high cholesterol. Too young. My aunt passed away at 43 from cardiac arrest and I’m not trying to go out like that
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And this is what keeps me up at night and it’s catch 22 cuz your not supposed to worry or stress and these damn pills my doc put me back on kills my appetite…. ARRRGGGGH good to know I’m not alone tho so thanks
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Unfortunately this isn’t a team we want to be on. Keep me posted. avjenn at gmail. I know how it is to have health issues that stress u the fluck out.
alex my dear are you longing for a lil schlonging?
@Alex
Soooo true bout to email so you can have mine it really does stress me the fluck out –
so um Dymond, bout this birthday gift
@Dymond
I thought we were cool……
@CHOCO UR HEART
**HANDS U HALF OF MY HEART** HERE FUK THEM PILLS ANGEL 
DYMOND so many things was said but if you was turned on then my job is done
Alex I have svt so I’m on the nitro spray along with the pills
Miss H whats up baby?
I sooooo
Lakes girl I did stop with the pills but I have a elevated heart rate (fast) so it has to slow down this chit is a bitch cuz the pills slow my heart rate way down
@ wonderful lips yes? what exactly would you like?
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@ harlem
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u know we cool!!!! (ain’t nothing wrong with it if you were #jussayin) 
@ ALEX what i say?
ALBOY yes you rang love
@Wonder Woman
I’m so tired of medication. I was on 7 a couple of months ago but now I’m down to 3.
@ CHOCO…serious azz #noshade question: you think all that fvckin u command on a regualar basis has any effect on your heart? im being for real, like do you work out or is that your main form of exercise? #noshadeforreal
DYmond it’s much too filty and explicit to say out in public!
DYMOND you the type to get me in trouble but I guess I like trouble
@Alex Facebook message I got last night…
“I was thinking about asking if I could stay over tonight”….
——> My face and response
“O’ok”…………
Alex I’m thankful I dont have to use that nitro spray that often cuz that shyt gives me a serious headache
@Dymond
is mine main source of exercise but I don’t think the sex is hurting my heart cuz it runs in my family…. On the real sex is therapy for me
PHRO
tell them that’s not an option
@Alex
Your ex asked you that or Fernando
Phrozen1der says:
@Alex Facebook message I got last night…
“I was thinking about asking if I could stay over tonight”….
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So in other words, you are asking right now…in an indirect way. I can’t stand when ppl beat around the bush. But why u didn’t let her stay?
@Dymond I agree with @Choco Physical activity like sex makes you live a longer life, and if done enough helps you burn calories etc…(REAL) Disclaimer: All protected,and safe sex that is.
The U.S. dont’ joke with the taxes out there. goodness gracious.
PHRO
NO MA’AM
@ Phrozen
beatthenbeatit 
@Phro
It’s a very healthy activity – burn calories, reduces stress- get you off a couple or four and Im straight :thumbups:
phro got the innanet goin nuts, h0es clamoring for overnight visits on fb
nothing too filthy can come from those lips
1) how do you feel about swimming lessons ? (where i eat u while u n the tub)
2) how do you feel about tennis lessons ? (where i eat you and we add some balls to the mix)
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@ harlem i love it when you are free to express yourself in such a manner
@Brown Exactly!
@Alex I was kicking it with her for a bit after the ex and I brokeup (4-5 months after)..Communication (which I’m BIG on) was not her strong suit. When told about it, she would brush it off.So I brushed off taking her seriously..
Now I get text/calls about how much I’m missed etc.. and I’m just not interested!!! And I’ve made that VERY clear……….
@Wonder Woman
I am see a chiropractor…from all the flucking that Choco requires…and the first adjustment set off my migraines again and I had to start back taking those meds. My arms and hands be tingling for days from just taking one.
@Dymond
If ever something changes….you’ll be the first to know. But don’t wait on it.
@Choco
Ask me what?
Damn @ Dymond bish you turning me on
I’ll take tennis for 300 
@Phro
Do you respond to these texts or answer her calls?
@MissHarlem Right!
@Candi
@Choco #Agreed!
@ALBoy Nah I don’t think she’s chemically balanced,and her brain isn’t wrapped too tight…So I’m good off that…. #TeamCleanBreak!
@Alex
So Phroz is the one who got that fb request – damn she couldn’t just text or call
And I’ve made that VERY clear
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me too but this nig keeps whining talm bout i miss u, i wanna date u, give me another chance. what part of i don’t want to date u don’t u understand
seem like when i was mean to him that’s when he said all that
@281 **FAINTS**
PHRO thats why I said no ma’am because I already knew exactly what that was about or what that stems from and anytime its indirect its usually stems from lack of communication which is the root of the issue #beenaroundknowthedeal
@Phro
Your the second guy who said that about a female to me today… chit better not be catching
@AL
*gasp*
Dymond are you tryna influence me?!?!?!
I can’t believe my virginal eyes!!!!!!
I’m easily influenced
@Alex Not when they start getting “physical” like “Can I duck your Sick” etc.. I ignore… But simple “Hey how are you” I see no problem with that. Next steps are blocked phone number, and facebook friend deletion. However, she isn’t consistent enough to be concerned.
@ candi when you be mean to them they REALLY latch on then
I’m easily influenced
So subtle 
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i see that, now i just ignore anything from him
talkin bout i thought we were dating…umm what would make u think that? wouldn’t we have to go on actual dates or speak to each other on something other than gmail?
DYMOND
girl you are brave I must say you dont give two chits about no shank
@PHRO OK WHAT U DO IS STOP ASWERING HER TXT EMAIL VOICE MESSAGE INDIAN MESSAGE FRIEND REQ TWIT TWAT ALL TOGETHER STOP BEING NICE OR BISH WILL NEVER LET GO OF UR BALLS
@Choco
@Candi Psychotic people scare me!!!
@MissHarlem EXACTLY, and I’m like that ship has sailed… PEACE OUT!!!!
@Candi
cursing a nigga out – you do not play that crazy let me let it rest for a while to see if she will change her mind with me! Shorrty need to get the message loud and clear 
you may be being a lil too nice to your lil ignant slow friend who can’t catch the hint – Im straight
@Candi Right!!!
@Laker Exactly! I’m really thinking there is some obsessive behaviors there. She show up to the crib shorty going “clank,clank” tho!
@choco i was being nice, then i got so annoyed i snapped on his ass
now i just ignore anything he sends me, text, gchat, etc
@Phro
If she just showing you GOT THAT EXTRA GOOD PEEN – now lemme see it
Oh well yea let that guhl go
No Crazy Chicks
@Candi
Just be careful – it’s even creepier that you know have to ignore him and he still doesn’t get it
@PHRO U MUST HAVE THAT GOOD DACK THEN **SCOOTS REAL CLOSE TO PHRO** HOW U DOING….. OH YEAH NEVA MIND U LOVE ERRBODY THATS WHY UR AZZ GOT A FUKN STALKER IS IT RAPE IF U LIKE IT???
@Phro
Would you let her come if she brings a Dr. Pepper? 
Well d@mn, they’re just putting it out there. When it gets to that level then it’s time to start dismissing folk….especially if you ain’t feeling them. You don’t have to tell me you’re not interested but once and I’m moving the fluck on. Desperate times I guess.
Yall cuttin up I see
@CANDI **GETS OL BOY’S NUMBA EMAIL AND ADDRSS AND HANDS IT TO DIABLA** NO WORRIES PURRTY HE WON’T BE CALLING U NO MO
@ Alex
we still cool 
<—-head nod
@Choco Sad part is we have’nt had sex..She slept over and I tried, she said she was’nt ready. I don’t push or press so I said fuvk it…. Now she sending me videos to the phone,and freaky texts…Ummmm my attention span with immature ass people is that of a toddler… #NEXT!
@ALBoy Nah bruh I’ve done that rodeo unwillingly a few times so I’m ALL THE WAY GOOD!!!
Got me looking over my shoulder going and coming from the crib and shyt..
@ 296
you didn’t know
SIGH dumb crazy people need to just leave this earth or burn up in flames
he better not try anything, i will get my c0.ckapoo to attach him :-/
its mainly a response everytime i change my status on gchat. he really is all talk and only bc i don’t like him. when he had the chance he never stayed in touch or suggested we go on a date. forget him. hmmph.
hmmm i bet phro is hung like a racehorse
Candi that’s why I dont even check my FB, hell ion even knoe why i have one
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Alex
So Phroz is the one who got that fb request – damn she couldn’t just text or call
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Yep, you missed my drama yesterday. Bish let me take her out on a fancy date and everything and then says she needs to sort some things out.
@ lusciouslips
i am trying to influence you…you got 2 weeks to decide
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@ harlem what do you think about this being the single month for black history? they couldnt give us no couple of months or sumthing? they should be open to a few more months at least…
what kinda videos phro?
*whispers* text me
@Laker
@Alex I’m the same like if I feel rejected,or like I’m doing the most and you’re doing nothing, I lose interest QUICK. I told myself after that last relationship I’m wasting my time with no one else PERIOD! And Ummmm she don’t know about my love affair with Doc P, so
Bish let me take her out on a fancy date and everything and then says she needs to sort some things out.
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then u hand her the bill for her portion
sort that out bytch
Dymond we might need to practice before hand
@ Candi……..I told Alex the same thing yesterday. That bish she took out was trip-in!
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candibfly says:
hmmm i bet phro is hung like a racehorse
@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool… :rollseyes:
@Lucious
Yes I do but you flip the script and go from innocent to randy baby (Austin POWERS)
@PHRO
I know how it is ex lover told me today he was kidnapping me for two weeks now this is months later when I was trying to get a him
@Lakes
Is it rape if you like
PHRO may we end this convo for my sake chicks is wondering if you hung like a racehorse (CANDI snatches HALO) then LAKER wants to know if the dack game good CHOCO already thought of these things hours ago and for the sake of you being my cousin (in my head) please I cant
DYMOND
you aint slick
@Dymond
Phrozen1der says:
@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool…
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if a ninge said anything less than ill be there in 15 after i sent that video
@Choco I guess in my mind, I’m like I’m turning 30 in a few years it’s time to settle. So if someone in the begining is about games, I’m not putting forth anymore effort and wasting a year or two to see we can’t work.
@MissHarlem I got you.. *adjusts halo*
lol is my halo crooked? i’m just trying to make sense of this. i mean chicks really don’t stalk limp peen dudes
@Alex
Sort some things out oh YEAH – Karma will be knocking at her door if you don’t first
Mz D how you baby you know you got me looking all different at you
I know we just friends and you Emarried wit churen and all but……. On want no trouble though
Phrozen1der says:
@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool…
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You should have said bish is that all you can do?!? You’re right…..you aren’t ready!!!!!
Dymond may be on to something
what a blow to her self confidence
if a ninge said anything less than ill be there in 15 after i sent that video
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she probably hoisted herself off the living room floor, stepped back into her hello kitty underwear, and flung herself on the bed crying
@Dymond
But my dis-interest is that you’ve slept over countless times and fronted on the dyck…Now you have a brain fart and start sending me flicks of you??? #GTFOHWTBS and go find someone to play with…
Hey Al! I’m good. I sowry I thought we were all being open.
We cool! YOu still my dawg!
A dimpz
how u been? i miss riding in the maybach
@Alex RIGHT!!!!!!! LMFAO!!
@MzDimpz @Candi
@Phrozen
Your supposed to be that way cuz it doesn’t take a year to figure out if you get along with someone- but for real the ladies on here are under the impression you are EXTREMELY HUNG now lets do a comparison to Mr ED (the HORSE) and JAFAR (the elephant)
Dymond!
The Maybach don’t seem so gangsta with a babyseat in it. We gone hafta leave Deuce with Al or Ace so we can go kick it.
What yall tawkin bout?????
PHRO me too this is my last year in my 20’s so the games I AINT WITH and thanks for honoring my request. But one more thang that bish was wack to send that and think it was gettin somewhere with no self confidence and no communication I mean how young can you act in my Dikembe Mtumbo
M.I.R.S!
hey ma! Where you been?
Oh you good Mz D I aint judging AT ALL
Ill be that 
@Choco
But on the real my last shorty took a lot out of me..So I have NONE left as far as tolerance for bullshyt…So I mean even the smallest of things is getting you the axe.Small things to you, may be big things to me. Like COMMUNICATION, I don’t budge on that. I don’t even want to see you everyday 
but we BETTER converse DAILY!
I like ya’ll mufuggas
MzDimplez1123 says:
M.I.R.S!
hey ma! Where you been?
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Heyyyy Dimpz
I been workin n lurkin. What’s good wit ya?????
sup mirs
Phrozen1der says:
@Candi a video of her pleasuring herself, and then she immediately texts me after like “Did that freak you out,do you think I’m nasty, be honest”…I was like Ummm nah you cool…
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Dude send me pic of there Di** all the time. I send it to my BFF and say look what this nigga just sent me.
@Dymond LOL!
@Harlem Exactly! it’s like you’re appearing less and less attractive and rather psychotic so you can’t even get the drunken calls/text or dyck..
*mouths to Dymond*
Call me!!!!
*practices my sexy in the city strut* hey HIS!
I hate how much Dymond begs for me to kill her
I wonder if Harlem wants 2 die too…
@ MIRS………….I’m good, nothing much up. I’m lying! Ace read the Keri Hilson post and snatch my halo and started calling on God!
I gone need counseling Ala Redeemed.
TRENDING TOPIC
PHROS jumpoff wanted to be like Royce with her hello kitty jammies
PHROS jumpoff read how to please yourself and send it for dummies
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
PHROS jumpoff use to be scared of the dack now she wanna throw lips to the chit
OK let me chill
@Phro
I can dig that (TURNON)
Hey HISSS
@Truth If I was’nt territorial I would too..But I’m big on not even crossing those lines with my friends! Keep your chicks over there, and I’ll keep mine over hare.. #TeamiHatedRecessCausewehadtoshare!
@His
i get pics like that out the blue too. okkkk that’s not going to make me call, text or see u. i already seen it before anyway, ain’t nothin special about it
Candi!!!
*does the rountine from Smooth Criminal*
My glitter glove has Candis name on it
Hi His!
Heyyyyy Dymond, Choco, Truth, & His, $ errybody
hey Phro and Chocodrop!
what ya’ll tom’bout??
mouths to Dymond*
Between you and Hissss
Call me!!!!
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Harlem
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
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Phrozen1der says:
@Choco But on the real my last shorty took a lot out of me..So I have NONE left as far as tolerance for bullshyt…So I mean even the smallest of things is getting you the axe. Small things to you, may be big things to me. Like COMMUNICATION, I don’t budge on that. I don’t even want to see you everyday
but we BETTER converse DAILY!
Bish gon tell me what I need to do if we are going to be together. Hold the fluck up….it’s been 3 weeks and you talmbout a rship. Get the fluck out. 
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FLUCKING
@Choco
@Harlem
MissHarlem says:
TRENDING TOPIC
PHROS jumpoff wanted to be like Royce with her hello kitty jammies
PHROS jumpoff read how to please yourself and send it for dummies
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
PHROS jumpoff use to be scared of the dack now she wanna throw lips to the chit
OK let me chill
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MissHarlem says:
TRENDING TOPIC
PHROS jumpoff wanted to be like Royce with her hello kitty jammies
PHROS jumpoff read how to please yourself and send it for dummies
PHROS jumpoff wanted to act like child think like a woman
PHROS jumpoff use to be scared of the dack now she wanna throw lips to the chit
OK let me chill
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FIANCE I know what I am doin it gets your ass out of lurk mode everytime now bring that juicy to me RAT NOW
@ Mirs……….And I didn’t even do nuffin(to him)!
*booty pinch @Dimpz* hey bew!
*guffaw @Mirs* AS IF i like being one of the common folk! wheres the pole heffa?
HIS!
girl, where you been? ***activates shank free protective shield*** ive been very respectful today i was just letting her know i like her opinions thats all nothing about her azz or tits and i did not offer her swimming or tennis lessons
and you know harlem is loyal so no need
@Alex In fact don’t just get out, I’d like you to evacuate the city and join a cult where you’re forced to forget your family!!! #BasicBish!!!
@MzDimpz @Choco
Hey His
Plz don’t hurt my special love aka your boo
*Fluffs ChiChis and rocks back in forth in front of His* Hey Love! *twirls her hair* Where you beeeeeeeen?!
@Harlem
I’m gawn have 2 “stir the batter” on Dymond #Gangland
I missed u bew
Phrozen1der says:
@Truth If I was’nt territorial I would too..But I’m big on not even crossing those lines with my friends! Keep your chicks over there, and I’ll keep mine over hare.. #TeamiHatedRecessCausewehadtoshare!
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Most of the time its guys I don’t like,so i share there pic with my friend. And they don’t understand I don’t like u. Plus I hate when they ask “what do you think about the pic?”
Phrozen1der says:
@Alex In fact don’t just get out, I’d like you to evacuate the city and join a cult where you’re forced to forget your family!!! #BasicBish!!!
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She got out….and went straight to jail..do not pass go, do not collect $200. Just got out but I don’t know how since her release date was 2014.
HIS please get the itinerary ready, i will be there in March. thanks.
mirsmommy says:
Heyyyyy Dymond, Choco, Truth, & His, $ errybody
@ dimpz
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Hey hun, How you been?
MZ I aint even go in on her I was very light
so no kona for me 
HIs Whats up momma? :Um do you like to have your nipple bitten or getting choked?
*mad standoffish* Dymond, please.. *pops gum*
@Dimpz.. I have been doing the family thang today…these people stalk my coolness
ALEXXXX *hands u a cupcake* are we having a smashing day?
candibfly says:
i get pics like that out the blue too. okkkk that’s not going to make me call, text or see u. i already seen it before anyway, ain’t nothin special about it
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Tell me about it. nigga
@His
Yep, having a smashing day!!
Hey Truth! I’m ok I guess, my E-boo took my halo back and tried to fins Heysus because of one of my posts but, i’m hanging in there.
How are you today?
UMMMM CANDI I danced for you and was happy that you was coming told you that I cook well (4 times a week) and no answer HMPH
FIANCE
I only have eyes for you babe you know that the fam can attest to that you also got with me for my personality and how I am a people person. Dont hurt anyone today babe 
fins=find
@Truth @Alex
@Truth One of my friends will hump my grandmother if I was’nt looking…so I keep those rules in place specifically for his ass!!
whats up Al?
@Dymond…I picked that lil slang up off a Gangland marathon. u betta get it together *puts da homies on standby*
*falls to the ground groveling at ur feet* i ain’t see it
*puts in an order for a t-bone steak, cheese eggs, and welch’s grape*
Good afternoon folks what’s good up in here???
what up his baby
@HIS **SNATCHES UR SHIRT OFF AND LICKS THEM D’S UP**
BISH I MISSD U
@PHRO AGAIN ARE U HANGING LIKE A HORSE???
@CANDI SO U DIN’T SEE THAT I GOT DIABLA TO SETTLE UR PROBLEMS DO U KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO FOR HER TO FUK OL DUDE UP **ROCKS BAK AND FORTH IN CORNER SHAKIND LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER***
MZ I warned your ass about that convo I backed out slowly no ACE got your halo and chit
<—- SMH
*still wonderin why my phone aint rung*
oh i see HIS can’t read
*stomps off*
night everyone
*glares at HIS*
boss whats up baby?
@Candi! dnt threaten me with a good time!
I will put the down payment on the 2 giraffes covered in glitter we talked about grl! (PETA wnt be to thrilled but atleast we’re not putting lipstick on em)
its been 947389 posts i ain’t see it laker!
u know i 
u! whyyyyyyyy?!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey Truth! I’m ok I guess, my E-boo took my halo back and tried to fins Heysus because of one of my posts but, i’m hanging in there.
How are you today?
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sorry to hear that, but he will be running back. nice pic by the way. I’m doing good just ready for the weekend.
Boss
Dymond offered tp give me swimmin and tennis lessons for my bday!!
Wasn’t that sweet, she’s so giving!
@ Harlem…………..And based on the nature of my halo snatching, I don’t think I can “persuade” him to give it back!
@Bosstown
Rolling up in here all late
Hey
@Al Nothing much waiting for the day to be over so I can have the rest of the week off!!!!!
Also laughing at you guys in here.
Lakes you crazy with tthat Diabla sh*t.
Candiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Btch I sawwwwwwww!!!!
*retraction*
pls disregard my previous post as His has finally responded after 3873437 years
*backflips onto the metro*
@Brown that was real sweet and thanks for that scalp massage yesterday I needed that nap.
@Alex I got snitches up in here so I got to be careful. I have been lurking most of the day so I already know about you and Fernando.
(1) mad standoffish
(2) pops gum
(3) homies on standby
*puts order in mental roladex to make sure I have all foods my bestie like*
@Laker
Hey bewlicious!!
@Fiance, OK! pls face rape me now!
Thanks Truth! If he don’t give my shyt back, I’m gone hafta get all gangsta like O-Dawg and take it like it’s a burger from a crackhead. *lip quivering* Who gone have my back if he say NO!
@Laker I’ll never tell OR call myself small
Phrozen1der says:
@Truth @Alex
@Truth One of my friends will hump my grandmother if I was’nt looking…so I keep those rules in place specifically for his ass!!
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Yeah you have to watch your friends…lol. That how my cuz is…when his homeboy come over they are always trying to holla. My cuz be ready to fight one of the nigga.
nite! @Dymond
@Candi, grl u know I fcks with u!
Truth One of my friends will hump my grandmother if I was’nt looking…so I keep those rules in place specifically for his ass!
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Hey BOSS
@CANDI I HAD TO DO AWWWFULL THINGS WHO KNEW DIABLA WORE BOXER
OFF TOPIC Reality Hills Star Heidi Montague to be managed by Waka Flocka’s MOM Deb Atney
MzDimplez1123 says:
Thanks Truth! If he don’t give my shyt back, I’m gone hafta get all gangsta like O-Dawg and take it like it’s a burger from a crackhead. *lip quivering* Who gone have my back if he say NO!
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Your welcome and I got your back. I’m always ready to beat someone a**..J/K
Well folks I’m out til Wed so yall have a good one!
His_Mommy623 says:
*booty pinch @Dimpz* hey bew!
*guffaw @Mirs* AS IF i like being one of the common folk! wheres the pole heffa?
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I’s sorry
*grabs pole, does special tricks for @His, in my I
His footie pajamas*
Soooooo, Charlamagne the God made Lil Kim Donkey of the Day, two days in a row.
Bosstown says:
@Alex I got snitches up in here so I got to be careful. I have been lurking most of the day so I already know about you and Fernando.
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Reality Hills Star Heidi Montague to be managed by Waka Flocka’s MOM Deb Atney
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Please tell me you are kidding
Choco baby how are you doing????
Thetruth32 says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
Thanks Truth! If he don’t give my shyt back, I’m gone hafta get all gangsta like O-Dawg and take it like it’s a burger from a crackhead. *lip quivering* Who gone have my back if he say NO!
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Your welcome and I got your back. I’m always ready to beat someone a**..J/K
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just remember im just 45min down the road…shelltown 704
so just kiddin… cya all