According to Life & Style magazine, singer Mariah Carey, 42, and her husband Nick Cannon, 30, will soon be proud parents of a boy and a girl. Nick says the twins are due to be delivered in late April or early May.
“Even before we announced it was twins, I was trying to keep everything genderneutral because I didn’t want to impose an identity on them too soon,” says the pop diva. “There were fan contests on Twitter about what gender they are and rumors about them being two boys or two girls—but nobody guessed this!”
Aren’t you proud of Mariah for marrying a black man after so much speculation and hype about her denying her blackness?
That face is photoshopped like shyt!!
Her head looks like a bobble-doll! 
“Do the wobble….do what now,yeah,yeah”
Congrats!
i just found out yesterday im having a(another) girl!
Grr more hair to do…
He is the only man who would have her. Other men would have married her money. Nick has a little money of his own, so he does not really need any of her’s. Let’s face it Mimi is damaged goods.
Aren’t you proud of Mariah for marrying a black man after so much speculation and hype about her denying her blackness?
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I always thought she would marry Da Brat…
I bet Nick Cannon will make a good nanny,… I mean Mommy… shoot I mean dad… HA, I couldn’t resist.
All in favor of @Dawn being silenced for the rest of the day “Say I”….
@Dawn: I have never died so much from anyone’s comments. I’m gonna have to take your keyboard away from u.
Congrats to Nick and Mariah and Congrats Spongebob!!
@DAWN
You know Nick fulfilled his part of the “contract.” He better get with Gabriel Aubry’s lawyers cause Da Brat bout to make sure he bounced to the curb.
Daddy NICK just got a whole lot of OTHER DUTIES added to his ALREADY Staggering LIST of DUTIES !!!
@Dawn (Comment #5)
Mimi didn’t want JAIL-HOUSE Marriage on HER Resume …
(And Don’t Blame Either…)
Phrozen1der says:
That face is photoshopped like shyt!!
Her head looks like a bobble-doll! 
“Do the wobble….do what now,yeah,yeah”
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>:( Don’t talk about Queen Mariah like that LOL. I stan for her…all hail the queen!
Congrats Spongebob!
Awwww Sponge
Congrats girl!
Yay for Nick and Mimi!
I smell photoshop
Congrats to you Sponge!
*parks bus on dawn’s fangers*
I tried to sneak in here and sneak out… I’m off @ 4 so only 58 mins of my fluckery left…. but for real I thought they was gonna bump bushes and adopt… I guess MiMi was tired of waiting on her to parole out… I bet she gonna be the baby god daddy tho…
and before any newbie claims I’m anti bush… everyone knows I’m waiting ever so patiently to drink Sandra’s bath water…
@SPONGEBOB
CONGRATS AND CHIT!
Have you limited down who could be the father?
Hello All, nothing but love for Mariah, Nick,and their soon-to-be twins. He seems so in love with her, while she’s in love with love. I’ll bet its hard to be her, or Beyonce or Halle but damn, what a life!
@DAWN
“I thought they was gonna bump bushes and adopt… I guess MiMi was tired of waiting on her to parole out… I bet she gonna be the baby god daddy tho…
and before any newbie claims I’m anti bush… everyone knows I’m waiting ever so patiently to drink Sandra’s bath water…”
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You know them kids goin call her “Uncle Brat.”
I’m really happy for them!
I swear I cannot with her today
@SpongeBob Congrats babes…
Aww, I love them together! Babies are a blessing!
BTW
Phrozen1der says:
I swear I cannot with her today
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Her who?
CONGRATS !!! @spongebob
Her the terror of SR today..Yo ASS!!!!! @Dawn
Congrats to Nick, Mariah, Spongebobfan as well.
(waits for Man to get his azz handed to him)
Congrats Spongebob
@ALBoy Who’s child is in the fishtank????
Whats Up Private Dove
where you from
how you make your money
do you have kids
male or female
who is you favorite celeb
who is you fav SR member
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SPONGEBOB
CONGRATS AND CHIT!
Have you limited down who could be the father?
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speaking of, Man, can you come to CT for a taping of the Maury show???
Thanks everyone !!!!!
I dont know i think it might be from one of the SR orgies
ALBoy says:
Whats Up Private Dove
where you from
how you make your money
do you have kids
male or female
who is you favorite celeb
who is you fav SR member
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Nobody asked me chit when I joined.. I feel cheated… >:(
Awww….
congrats to Nick and Mariah (if it’s true).
Congrats to Spongebobfan as well!
These Da Brat comments are hilarious AND Sandra is DEAD wrong for that picture
then my damn emotion flucked up…
Dawn says:
ALBoy says:
Whats Up Private Dove
where you from
how you make your money
do you have kids
male or female
who is you favorite celeb
who is you fav SR member
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Nobody asked me chit when I joined.. I feel cheated… >:(
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ALBoy says:
Ladies Facials Or Babies which one if you had to chose would you take?
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Spit that chit playa… although I heard spitters are quitters..
@ALBoy
@Whats Up
Private DoveDawnwhere you from
how you make your money
do you have kids
male or female
who is you favorite celeb
who is you fav SR member
Whats Up
Private Dove DawnBNaturalwhere you from
how you make your money
do you have kids
male or female
who is you favorite celeb
who is you fav SR member
@SPONGEBOB
“CONGRATS AND CHIT!
Have you limited down who could be the father?
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speaking of, Man, can you come to CT for a taping of the Maury show???”
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I’m a BILLION HUNDRED THOUSAND PERCENT sure I’m not the father!
You just can’t get over my 3.5inches of lady pleasing human vibrator I’m packin!
CONGRATS SPONGE
I’m a long time lurker actually but just finally started posting-
-I’m from IA
-Work in insurance
-No Kids
-Female
-Don’t really have a fave celeb but if I had to choose, prolly Bey
-I’ma have to say bluephi is my fave even though he new and chit cuz he’s my frat BUT I lubs all ya’ll! You make my workday bearable!:D
@ Dawn I said Facial or Babies as in Pregnancy
We All Know Spitters Are Indeed Quitters
We All Know Spitters Are Indeed Quitters
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A billion Hundred Thousand though?!?
Welcome Private make yourself at home
just breaking the ice is all 
Oh Yea Facials or pregnacny
ALBoy says:
@Whats Up Dawn
where you from:-Atlanta…
how you make your money: I’m a veteran and I work with people with Special Needs
do you have kids: 1
male or female: 100 % Female
who is you favorite celeb: Sandra Rose
who is you fav SR member: Cha Cha, Yso, Brown, Mean, WCC… Candi… Man…sometimes I miss Redeemed…
I’m working on Phro.. but him gravi has yet to be approved…
Awwwww Congrats to all Nick Mariah and Sponge
@PrivateDove He can’t be your fave there is a 60-90 day probationary period before you can be a fave…. #TryAgain
<—Dr.Pepper 
@MAMACITA
”
“A billion Hundred Thousand though?!?
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We all know Sponge
is a hoe… *ahem* “gets around.”@Dawn
@ SR being your fave celeb made me think of that “bath water” comment…… #iQUIT!
@DAWN
“how you make your money: I’m a veteran and I work with people with Special Needs”
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Tell Lamar Odom I said he needs to rebound the ball more!
Hey Al
@ Choco morning ma’am
Yo momma a hoe Man, Im 10000000000000% you the daddy! just cause you a minute-man dont mean you didnt impregnante me MAN! …
i wish i DID feel something, limp dyck negro!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Dawn
@ AL
being that i am childless…I believe it is betta on ya than in ya
don’t get that chit near your eyes tho!! thought i was gonna have to explain that in the emergency room!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Dawn @ SR being your fave celeb made me think of that “bath water” comment…… #iQUIT!
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I like ’em older and grumpy… I get warm w/ every angry post she writes…
*pops in and spanks Dawn*
ur behavior is uncalled for hunney
@Phro Lol, trying again- Mean and Carrington
Good Afternoon then Madam
Choco aka Hippie says:
BNatural and Private Hello Dawn!
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WAVING… They keep trying to put me out…
:hugs: Richard
@ Al…………….Is neither an option?
HAAAAAAY His! How are you… I’ll behave.. tomorrow.
@Dawn
means don’t go 
It’s reverse psych around here
I see Dawn left my name off comment #48
If Im in love both if Im in lust the face will do
@ Dymond I knowed I likeded you FACETIMEISTHEBESTTIME
I hope you werent doing all that Hollering talkin bout hurry up give me the towel I cant see its hot
Chocccccccc
Dimpzzzzzz
Phrozennnnn
(i said ya’ll name in the ghetto gal sing song voice)
His_Mommy623 says:
I see Dawn left my name off comment #48
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I said the same flucking thing… I am so sorry please accept this virtual humping….
Good for them! I want twins!
@sponge Congrats
Glad to see the e packets still live on..:welcome: to the JUNGLE all the newbies
@Dawn
@PrivateDove
I know you meant to type my name,but your alliegance to the “Blu” wont allow you to embrace all the greatness that I am…. LMAO!
Al
u behaving?
:hugs: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am so sorry please accept this virtual humping….
Damn His she already know how to calm your nerves 
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hey HIS
how u?
Thanks for the welcome everyone!
Choco aka Hippie says:
If Im in love both if Im in lust the face will do
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I’m more of a middle of the back kinda gal but if its the face pls don’t get it in my eye or hair…
@His
You all are too much!
@Dawn, i’m trying to forgive u but it hurts so bad
how could you!
Simple Face or BABY <====
is Private fresh meat?
@Dymond… G’day *grips shank*
@Choco
@Dawn
Yeah upon further thought ontop of my belly will work tooo – I do the face chit when Im tryn to be a porn star
@PrivateDove How you doing baby? I’m AWESOME!
@Choc, chu mean? I’m so virginal
ALBoy says:
@ Dymond I hope you werent doing all that Hollering talkin bout hurry up give me the towel I cant see its hot
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#ipanickedcuzihadnoclueandthoughtiwasstevied
@Phro
I can’t help it at least now I know lust is fluck and love is making it
@ His Yes I am bahaving! The topic is Facial-vs- Babies Towel Time or Lifetime
hello all.
Is that my boo @His!!!!! **tidday pinch**
Dawn I swear u gonna be taking care of me along with the Special Needs children if my boss asks me 1 more time what is so funny about my job cuz I can’t come up with no other excuses as to why I’m laughing. U a damn fool and I can’t….I can’t…..dammit I can’t.
**throws off “Sexiest Female” tiara and sash and walks to kona***
*looks for scissors to slice AWESOME*
stevied
@His
in recovery
Acknowledging Denial is the first step
@Choco I asked someone where to aim it before…Chick said put it on my thigh
We were young 
Meannnnnnnnnnnnnn *jumps on ur back*
take me with u, Dawn aint SHAT!
@Al, nice topic lol
looks for scissors to slice AWESOME*
YOu still got that shank cuz I know he didn’t come in here and speak to one person 
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I’m more of a middle of the back kinda gal but if its the face pls don’t get it in my eye or hair
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Eyes can be opened Hair can be washed Babies are forever
NORULESLETITLANDWHEREITLANDS
@Phrozen
The good ole day’s 
@Phrozen besides my frat, I have a special place in my heart for ya’ll! In time, I am sure I will come to embrace your greatness!
They’re letting us leave early. I may miss part of the blizzard. Yall have a good one!
@Choco
Approximately how long do you lay there #Faced tho??? Is there a time frame ladies that you show him you loved it by letting it run down your face,or do you immeGIATELY run to the bathroom???
Mean Kitty says:
**throws off “Sexiest Female” tiara and sash and walks to kona***
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Come one girl I’m in my birthday suit in the
Let me pinch His w/ you.. she mad @ me
*grabs Kingstonns ass*
how u dern suga?
(I’m tryna bring Harlem outta lurk mode)
I would actually rather it NOT be on my face
anywhere else is
@ HIS
@Choco
Why?………..I………….been here………….damned near all da 
@PrivateDove
@Choco
@Mean #StealthMode
Approximately how long do you lay there #Faced tho??? Is there a time frame ladies that you show him you loved it by letting it run down your face,or do you immeGIATELY run to the bathroom???
I show my love and leave it on there looking crazy like the BLOB 
I KID your questions was SICK MANE
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I prefer Facials thats why my skin is so smooth. I agree with Dawn, plz don’t get it in my hair. I have waves not white water!!! U can try and make a baby with me BUT if I get pregnant and something comes out my azz, I need to see the Pope for an exorcism.
—->Rum and Cock *ahem* COKE
MZ D See you later
so no one is going to acknowledge my font?
*logs off*
@His
Sup momma!
*builds a house like the Jetson’s so we can live above this weather*
@Choc, i gotta go thru this er’day with Awesomes ass!
*tears up our photo album*
@Dawn, I’m sooo mad at u! hmph! gawn leave me off the list n chit like that!
“The topic is Facial-vs- Babies ” -Al
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@Awesome
now where is it :hugs:
You know I live for adoration
I prefer Facials thats why my skin is so smooth. I agree with Dawn, plz don’t get it in my hair. I have waves not white water!!! U can try and make a baby with me BUT if I get pregnant and something comes out my azz, I need to see the Pope for an exorcism.
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Kingstonn NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *snatches u*
Bye DIMPZ!
@Al, wrd? coffee?
MEAN SHAT YO ASS UP NOW!!!
@His
That’s cuz we ain’t fresh meat see how that chit came back on us
Hi His! I think I might be but I can’t keep up with all the e-boos so I don’t wanna get on anyone’s bad side! LOL
Hey AWESOME! Nice to meet you!
K I N G S T O N N…….my hubby’s jump off (now I know how Shaunie feels) lol
My Fault @ Kingston Have You had your 21st Bday Yet before i ask you a question ?
@Choco
@Mean iCANNOT!
*has forgiven AWESOME*
AGAIN!!
(im gawn end up killing his ass one day)
@ His that was me waiting on you to join in the convo Facials or Babies you choose
Hey Choco!!!!!
**smacks booty**
Sup Kingston
Phrozen
Im still over here weezing off that chit
Whelp.. time to clock out.. thanks for a great day.. I chitted in the new post.. love you all!
:hugs: @ Mean
@Private,
Hello I’m His Mommy. I go by His for short or *in Beyonces voice* FOXY CLEOPATRA CUZ I’M A WHOLEEEEEE LOTTA WOMAN!! *doofy laugh*
@His
Everythings cool babe? Cool.
*hangs up on Tyrone*
Approximately how long do you lay there #Faced tho??? Is there a time frame ladies that you show him you loved it by letting it run down your face,or do you immeGIATELY run to the bathroom???
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I let it stay there for 1-2 minutes. This gives them time to take pics and shyt. I go to the bathroom and rub it in and let it dry like a mask then I peel it off. Get the money off the night stand and then I punch it.
@Dawn
Let me tell you again…..Plz exit and do not return until April Fool’s Day!!!!
Get out Dawn
@Al, I dnt care where it lands just not on my damn face….I dnt play that chit. It could land in my mouth before I let it land on my damn face
I let it stay there for 1-2 minutes. This gives them time to take pics and shyt. I go to the bathroom and rub it in and let it dry like a mask then I peel it off. Get the money off the night stand and then I punch it.
Im about to go to a meeting right when this bish start cutting up 
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I’m done with MEAN…again…
@Awesome *air kisses* yeah we good bew
@Choco I thought of “Something about Mary” when I asked that
@ AL
i’m almost 22, & chit now.
@ miss mean & surly
you know his trick azz got married to Nicki in his new vid right?
i would be highly upset if i were you…
@Dawn ALright see you later on then
@Phrozen
Ohhh okay I was like da hail but you being you I didn’t ponder much
**turns down the lights**
WELCOME TO SR AFTER DARK!!!!
Hey Mean!!
@Mean
#Burymeinmyallwhitetuxfrompromandtrackspikes
@Dymond (Comment #110)
Do YOU have Perfectly Smooth-n-Silky SKIN because THAT High-Quality PURE-ER Than PURE Man-Yogurt does the SKIN “Some Kind of Wonderful” … Have Your FACE just GLOWING & RADIANT W/O any Artificial Enhancers Needed (Just A FYI for YOU…)
so Kingstonn dnt see a btch today? *taps foot*
Alex ahem
Heyyyyy
King now I spoke and you aint gonna
@Choco
Indeed!
Hey E-luvah
@Dymond (Comment #110)
Do YOU have Perfectly Smooth-n-Silky SKIN because THAT High-Quality PURE-ER Than PURE Man-Yogurt does the SKIN “Some Kind of Wonderful” … Have Your FACE just GLOWING & RADIANT W/O any Artificial Enhancers Needed (Just A FYI for YOU…)
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This is true it is great to rub on your skin but peeling it off like a face mask like Mean IDK
Choco
I spoke in the other thread and u didn’t say nathin back
Congrats SpongeBob! May GOD bless your baby girl.
Dawn-you’re funny.
*logging off, putting winter gear on, sneaking out early, blizzard’s coming!!!
You Guys are out of control
@Alex
:hugs: sawwwy boo I didn’t see I promise Im not like that
@ALBoy Yo ass started most of this bruh!!
So Phrozen….I heard u have baby hair slicked down under that hat!
@Phrozen1der, has a nice young lady ever given you a facial??
@Chco
Good to know
I thought you were exiting. I know it’s hard to leave this craziness!!
@Mean #NoChili
@ his
*nods* i see those bewbs..
Heeyyyyy SEXXY-Mama !!!
Ms Choco
SOME People JUST DON’T KNOW (What’s Really Up…) SAD & TRAGIC !!!
@Choco: U should try it…..I call it Nutt Peel. My mama asked me what I put on my face to make it so smooth and blemish free….I couldn’t even bring myself to tell her. LOL
ELove says:
@Dymond (Comment #110)
Do YOU have Perfectly Smooth-n-Silky SKIN because THAT High-Quality PURE-ER Than PURE Man-Yogurt does the SKIN “Some Kind of Wonderful” … Have Your FACE just GLOWING & RADIANT W/O any Artificial Enhancers Needed (Just A FYI for YOU…)
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man-yogurt
@Phrozen
That DAMN @Mean STAYS Out-of-Control (On the MF-ing Regular…)
@Kingstonn, carry on then *winks*
@Mean,
so u saying Phrozen is ooooooooooooooh on the TLC tip?
@QueenSJ I was just talking to my bruh about this last night..He likes them,me not so much.. I’ve had a few…girl I dated in undergrad was a hard cummer and loud oh yeah and violent too back then I was a jumper
Now I’m only doing that with the special lady….
S/N My first time I stuck my tongue out and licked from a distance (I was 15)
ewwwww!
my virgin eyes can’t take such type!
FIANCE you got me out of lurking
BEHAVE
SN: just let that chit land where it lands
@Elove @His I have no words for @Mean or @Dawn and about my hair
Now I was watching some pron yesterday and I saw a woman squirt. (I prefer straight pron). Anyways it just amazed me cuz it just went everywhere like a firehouse. Does that happen all the time?
PHRO you my boy and all but git
licked from a distance 
*firehose*
Did this fool say NOCHILI
@ phrozen i asked if ladies liked facials and theytook it to the left i was talkin Spa 
*drools* is that my baby?
how u doing FIANCE?? 
@Mean
That chick would buy me a new bed set and she’d only get to ride in the tub from then on….
@His: Ninja chasing creeping and chasing waterfalls!
Damn I can’t type…
@His: Ninja creeping and chasing waterfall!!
@MeanKitty, not ALL the time, but sometimes…
S/N My first time I stuck my tongue out and licked from a distance (I was 15)
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Mean, U can’t type cus u aint shat!
ALBoy says:
S/N My first time I stuck my tongue out and licked from a distance (I was 15)
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My First time I licked then wiped my tongue on the Blanket then I got up and the hemmoraging commenced
@ALBoy Right!
@Mean (Comment #177)
ONE of my Younger Brothers (The ONLY Chocolate ONE in the FAM…) had a Female that Squirted on HIM while she was SITTING ON HIS FACE and HE SAID That Shyt was coming down LIKE A HYDRANT Burst on a HOTT Summer DAY… He THOUGHT he was going to DROWN before He Got Her Azz from ON TOP of HIM
She kept saying “I’m Cumming, I’m Cumming So Hard” and he was GARGLING in Response saying “B-I-T-C-H … I KNOW… NOW GTF OFF ME Al;ready”
FIANCE Heyyyyy love muffin
MEANNNNNN I see my sexy bish is actin up
@QueenSJ
@ALBoy
ELove says:
@Mean (Comment #177)
ONE of my Younger Brothers (The ONLY Chocolate ONE in the FAM…) had a Female that Squirted on HIM while she was SITTING ON HIS FACE and HE SAID That Shyt was coming down LIKE A HYDRANT Burst on a HOTT Summer DAY… He THOUGHT he was going to DROWN before He Got Her Azz from ON TOP of HIM
She kept saying “I’m Cumming, I’m Cumming So Hard” and he was GARGLING in Response saying “B-I-T-C-H … I KNOW… NOW GTF OFF ME Al;ready”
and 
WOW!!!! When I saw that I was like now that is a kum shot!!!
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@ELove
My older brother told me about this girl we went to High School with how she let him beat her in the face with his “MEATS” and slap her and shyt, this was in High School ninja said she groaned like a Water Buffalo 
@phrozen:
hey Phrozen, FCK YEW!
@MissHarlem
I was scared of what it would to to my face if I got to close…. I was young….4 years later I was trying to slurp ole girls ovaries…. 
To the women: Do yall prefer a dripper or a skeeter?
Groaned like a water buffalo
Yall stupid today I swear
@Mean @His
@Alex
I did thank goodness it was quick meeting
MEAN still in here cutting up
@Phrozen
Groaning & SOUNDING Like ANIMALS… Is Just PLAIN SCARY (Real…)
*************PSA**************
Its my fault for PHRO bein ratchet I gave him permission to have all flavas of dr pepper
@ALBoy
My brother is a fool!!!
<—-My gravi says it all when it comes to Phro's comment #200
Phrozen1der says:
4 years later I was trying to slurp ole girls ovaries….
@Elove
@MissHarlem
@Harlem: Can u control Phro cuz he is truly acting up today!!!
*slaps the SHYT outta MEAN and his KITTY*
I swear I hate yew so hard right now
@Mean @His
PHRO I cant be mad at all about that but just me imagining it is funny as hell. I am not gonna even tell you my first time
all I can say is dont let your daughters watch pron early
MEAN it dont matter because depending on the dude its all gonna end up in one place anyway and thats the stomach
@ Elove
@His: Phro is the one that is rare form today with his gelled down baby hair like his name is Fantasia! LOL
dont let your daughters watch pron early
Do People LET THEIR KIDS WATCH PORN
Afternoon Everybody!
@Phrozen (Comment #200)
I PERSONALLY Like to give NICE, SOFT WET KISSES from the Top to the Bottom before ACTUALLY going for the TONGUE Penetration ACTION… Whaddup My BOO 
Yeah Bruh… A GOOD TASTE of some Sweet-Tasting PUCCI will DO THAT (Real…) You’ll have YOUR Bottom Lip up to YOUR CHIN up in that GOOD-AZZ Coochie
@MissHarlem I know right, my first humping experience was Miss America pageant 1992 I believe… Ashley use to listen to her mom get “loved on” and she wanted to be like her mother…
#Shesawhorenow 
<—Dr.Pepper Mystery flavor…
MEAN not today I gave him permission
Miss H share Please we all fam here
…. I was young….4 years later I was trying to slurp ole girls ovaries…
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@Mean, again…u saying Phrozen has stock in Ampro Styles gel?
*motorboats my Fiance* pls share ur story *sits idian style*
CFreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Mean
U got jokes….
EBABY I peep game should I hold you to that comment
PHRO I wasnt talkin humpin action but……
Oh and you knew she was gonna be fast and LOL at circa 1992
ALBOY no dont let them or Lil Kim song I use to be scared of the…….
@His ya’ll crazy
@MissHarlem
Cause my boy Rashad from across the street humped her too..he said she got “randy” at nighttime so to sleep next to her….
Yall gonna leave my cousin PHRO and his gel
Cfree whats up baby they so nasty talkin about whether they would rathe have a facial or a baby and their first
facialexperience you can join in if you have any such storiesI am
at this thread! LOL, I feel dirrrty just reading about some of these experiences! I need to be like Candi and go knit in a corner somewhere!
HISSSS!!! HEY HUNNEY BUNS
i miss ya’ll sumptn serious 
day yet
ya’ll shown ya’ll azz in here today and it ain’t even
Comment #227
The ONLY Prerequisite IS having Sweet-Tasting COOCHIE along with MY Unwavering AFFINITY (Which is Earned… Of Course)
@ALBoy she was a teen mother, and I believe has several kids now as does her sister..And their mom munches on carpets fulltime now… She tried my moms, and we never hung with them again #Mommystrictlydickly.. But i’ll always have fond memories of Miss America 1992!
@His: No what I’m saying is he has stock in Dr. Miracle! LMAO
@Phro: If you got baby hair then ain’t nothing wrong wit it. Own it. LOL.
MissHarlem I know right, my first humping experience was Miss America pageant 1992 I believe… Ashley use to listen to her mom get “loved on” and she wanted to be like her mother… #Shesawhorenow
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ight ya’ll I’m out!
*hooks Phrozen up with the toothbrush on the edges*
U my nigga tho
HEY FIANCE!!
all on ya ovaries bew (ala Phrozen) 
@MissHarlem
ALBoy says:
Cfree whats up baby they so nasty talkin about whether they would rathe have a facial or a baby and their first facial experience you can join in if you have any such stories
Mean Kitty says:
aww skeet skeet muthafvcka
To the women: Do yall prefer a dripper or a skeeter?
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CFREEE Heyyy hun yea we only like this cuz SANDRA left us to our own devices
PRIVATE noooooo not you too. FYI we no longer have anymore halo’s hun
Cause my boy Rashad from across the street humped her too..he said she got “randy” at nighttime so to sleep next to her….
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This eerily sounds like me…..
@Mean @CHoco @His
@ELOVE
and you know it
oh nevermind…
@Private, if u only knew what Candi did what her knitting needles..
@Mean, NOT Dr. Miracles…I think hes using Lets JAM!
and whos mammy is choking on fur-burgers??
comment#219
booking flight to the CHI 
Baby skeets and I squirt… that’s the best sex, and yall know what I’m talking about… lol
with* her knitting needles
#Typo
@Private my Halo will be back tomm.
@Mean Were you humping some little girl in 1992,or were you the one getting “randy” and humped at nighttime??
#TEAMDONTFORGETMONEYONNIGHTSTAND
COMMENT 236 so I guess you sayin I got that in the bag. Hmmmm ok cool
Private I was wondering for the sake of the group what your veiw point was on protein facials somebody said they where good for womens skin i just wanted to know how you as a New SR Member felt about it
@ Cfree
Oh Yeah you right so face or baby
@Phro
Tell me more about your youngers day
@Mean Were you humping some little girl in 1992,or were you the one getting “randy” and humped at nighttime??
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My middle name should be Tempur Pedic!!!
@His my moms used to put that on my sisters hair tho…
@Harlem, i oh i see how it goes down when Auntie leave ya’ll unattended
@His: I can’t fuqqs with u no more. Why did u have to say Jam with the green top? WHY OH WHY?
lmao 
@Dymond
Get Low, Get LOW… (Get Low, Get Low, Get Low, Get Low…)
Ahhhh MY BOO (Comment #254) —–>
so Fiance dnt see me huh? cool…
@Cfree: This is SR after Dark in here!!!!
@Mean
@Choco I got my first french kiss in 3rd grade from an 8th grader named Angel. Her mom was a nurse and worked late…
Cfree they so nasty I swear
@MissHarlem- only because I’m at the J-O-B…lol, I’m not as innocent as I play- no halo needed for me!
FIANCE I see you need some attn because you actin up and I lubs you
I like skeeters cuz when u think its about over…….SPLASH. Just make sure u close ur eyes tho!!!
that top sho is green
PRIVATE I likes you already
i dnt need any attention
i just like to be responded to when i take the time to type to you…hmph
@ HIS
woo yea thats funny THELONGWAY 
Ya’ll crazy
So if my hair was nappy what would ya’ll say then?? I can’t help my ancestry! #NoChiliNoPermNoJam
@phro
I KID
I would politely suggest you go bald
FIANCE I didnt see you speak to me sorry babes
ALBOY watch yourself
#YoudidntsaynoDr.Miraclestho
@Choco I did
But it does’nt change the texture of my hair.. 
@Al,
u need jaysus bew lol
@His
#NoChiliNoPermNoJam
Leave Chili and her toothbrush gelled down baby hair alone. 
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I logged in just to throw holy water at all of you.
@Alboy, i will stick with Cetaphil i have a weak stomach
I’m out yall……cya tomorrow
@Mean
@Keily Some of these folks will close their eyes and await your splashing….
<—Dr.Pepper! #SeewhatIdidthereFLAVOR!
*slides into my nun-like onesie*
yeah me and Keily are ashamed of ya’ll
Miss H you know what it is suffocate me
KEILYYYYY girl what you talkin about preggo you started the convo we felt your vibes and initiated
Mean Kitty says:
@Cfree: This is SR after Dark in here!!!!
I noticed, its like reading a PRON. carry on
Choco I did But it does’nt change the texture of my hair..
Okay so are you pubies straight or curly 
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@Miss
Lmao uh huh
@Miss
Lmao uh huh
I’m OUT Too PEEPS !!! Y’all BE EASY NOW
Bye MissHarlem, bye Mean! Nice to meet ya’ll!
ALBOY you bad and I will not you tryna get me killed in here
Ok for real
Keilllyyy
Just join right on in!
See yall later everybody that leaving
@Choco
I have no such stories pertaining to getting nutted on.
Bout to hit this gym holla at yall in a lil while
@Keily
Ohhhh k boo that cuz you got nutted in right
@ Keily we need a mouth twitched up I dont belive you emoticon
@Choco
Damn skippy lol
@Al
Nope!
@Keily
My sister has been nutted on #shesawhoretimes1000
My sister has been nutted on #shesawhoretimes1000
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Sooo… I’m home… who wants me to join in on the SR after dark?????? I got my baby oil gel, hand towel, 3 batteries left over from Christams, and a pic of His and Choco and Mean as my screen saver…I’m ready if given the green light…
Yall muthafluckaz goin stay up in this post and not tell me nothin huh?
@Dawn
and 
Booo damn I out in 20 but we can
@Man I was in and out all day
**got enough time to watch Dawn and Choco!!**
@Choco #BoneStraight
Y don’t you instruct us we are both dominating females so you tell us what to do
@Phrozen
Cmere lemme braid it
@Choco
@Choco… I’ll be wetter than Phroz baby hair….see u in 20
@Phro
Is your female enamored by your aparatus I know I am by my mans I treat that thing like it’s my baby rubbing it and holding it and chit
@Dawn
Wear nothing but T & A
@Dawn
@Choco I have no complaints
I ain’t wearing nothing but the salt from my margarita…
@Phro
That’s good to know but I also interpret that as Im obsessed with his jank
@Dawn
Lol just got off the phone with my brother he said his girl smells like cabbage been that way for a week or so. Now I know what the hell I was smelling last night.
@Keilly
Damn I hope no one ever says I smell and I hope I don’t – Damn cabbage tho that chit stinks 
@Choco
if I knew it was her smelling like that I would’ve told her stanky ass. He said he told her… *shrugs*
@Keily I dare not ask her race but damn girl – aitttee MA Im finally allowed to leave massa’s house I holla
@Keily
Her puzzy radiating througout the room or is she preparing for Easter???
@Choco
She’s black
@Pho
you’re a mess it’s not Easter so ummm……
:wave: bye Choco
Congrats to them!!Proud of Mariah??? If I recall correctly,as long as Mariah was married to Tommy Motolla there was no talk of her being half black.Tommy and Mariah portrayed her as a white girl with a soulful voice. Then when she left Tommy and her career went to hail all of a sudden she black.:coffee:
@keily
Nasty, just nasty.
(gets out before her feet become permanently stuck to the floor of this post)