Beyoncé and her aging rapper hubby, Jay Z, 41, stepped out in Paris together for the first time since his embarrassing medical mishap of a very intimate nature was caught on film last week.

I’m told that Jay Z consulted with his physicians back home who plan to adjust his meds to curb the frequency of his embarrassing mishaps. But I don’t know that for sure, so please don’t quote me on that.

Doesn’t Beyoncé look a little odd to you? I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s more than just the bleaching, there’s something about her demeanor that looks weird in a Stepford Wives sort of way.

I heard from a few female acquaintances this weekend whose husbands also experienced Jay Z’s, er, problem. I never hear from these chicks unless they read something on my blog. Anyway, one acquaintance said to me, “I don’t think my husband is taking Viagra, but how would I know that for sure?”
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