They say every jump off has a secret past that she would like to keep hidden away forever. The more successful jump offs are able to bury their pasts under stacks and stacks of their new husband’s money.
Apparently, Chris Bosh’s new wife, Adrienne Williams, couldn’t erase her past with Bosh’s endless cash reserves.
Bosh refuses to even admit that he’s a married man despite the overwhelming evidence that suggests otherwise (he’s probably waiting to break the news gently to his other jump offs).
According to Ira Winderman of the Sun-Sentinel, a marriage certificate, with both Bosh and Williams’ names on it, is on file in Dade County. And I’m following Bosh’s stylist on Twitter.com, who also confirmed that some sort of nuptials took place before the NBA playoffs.
Anyway, I wrote all that to say that Adrienne has been on the come-up since she was seven years old.
The young groupie is featured in a photo spread in a worn copy of Smooth magazine from 2006. Loyal reader Steve K. was kind enough to send me the link to her pics on HINcity.com.
“I love modeling. I’ve been doing it since age 12, and I’ve done pageants since I was seven” said Adrienne, who is originally from LA but honed her groupie skills in Atlanta.
“I’ve done every kind you can imagine,” she said. “So whatever modeling steps I can take to get my name out there is good.”
Photos: Wireimage, Jocks and Twitter.com
Maybe my glasses aren’t working, but that doesn’t look like the same person. If he like it, I love it.
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think she’s that pretty.
She’s one of those girls that shouldn’t try to be sexy.
She looks more comical in the photos where she’s tryin to sexy, sexy in the other photos.
She looks like Ashanti in one of those pics.
*tryin to be sexy
@ Sandra Rose
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You are insane! Talking about this girl has been on the come up since age 7. LOL
I’m sorry but that first pic. looks like she pulled big drawls up in her azz and is squinching her booty real tight. Me no likey.
I think the pics look hawt but she does look different.
Why is this revelant????? That his world not ours.
“I’ve done very kind you can imagine,”
Ummm does this make sense????
*relevant*
And word around the NBA is that Bosh is gay anyway so maybe this is just something for him to do (get married to a woman) to make himself seem “less gay”.
I don’t know.
To me they always look like they’re “playing couple”.
I think she’s trying to get her shine by being married to a NBA star and he’s trying to appear not so gay. Just my opinion. If they’re both getting what they want out of it…full speed ahead.
For the most part she looks to be all natural… Thats gotta count for something
These are pics she took for the purpose of the public to see, so I don’t think she’s hiding anything. I think he knows and doesen’t care. I’m pretty sure they’ve discussed it.
Why does everyone say he’s gay? I never thought he was gay but I guess…
I don’t get it
@ Mamacita
When I see him he comes off that way to me. I’ve also heard from insider’s that he’s gay. That’s really what prompted me to start paying attention to him more.
Of course no one knows for sure but I’ve heard this from very reputable people and I’m not talking about scorned groupies either.
I don’t see the big deal. She’s modeling (or whatever she wanna call it). Everybody has to start out doing something. And if you can find a dude in the process who’s paid and willing to take care of you, then :claps:. I know I wish I could run up on Derrick Rose’s ass…
Okay…
Her nether region is lookin real pronounced like a man’s would be
Jazzy it’s very nice of you to keep that pic up for me hun
I see Adrienne has been orange-colored for a long time.
@Mama
For some reason I get that vibe from him and I haven’t heard the rumors but I see it in him
Her nether region is lookin real pronounced like a man’s would be
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Like a damn Ken doll!
who is originally from LA but honed her groupie skills in Atlanta.
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Man, yall be giving Atlanta girls a bad groupie rep lol. A dude visiting Atlanta at T&G tried to give me his hotel key with a note attached saying I want be sorry. I declined! He talking about he knows how Atlanta girls are! Not all of us.
I would not be ashamed of those pics, I think she looks good! They look happy together. I hope they make it
AprilRain says:
I would not be ashamed of those pics, I think she looks good! They look happy together. I hope they make it
Mamacita says:
Why does everyone say he’s gay? I never thought he was gay but I guess…
I don’t get it
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a close friend of mind is cool with with Bosh’s lawyer and pr people and he says that Chris’ people are trying to work with to stop acting so “fem” in public….he say’s its very hard though cause he cant really help it!! Ray Charles could see that Bosh is a funboy and Marrying Adrienne was part of the plan to keep his image in tact
Chris dont think nothing of these pics…he know who he lays down with at night….
Sandy I hope you got security b/c you stay talking chit
Boi I’m telling you when Sandra don’t like you she goes in
Soooo Sandra what did Bosh’s girl do to you
a close friend of mind is cool with with Bosh’s lawyer and pr people and
chibytex says:
he says that Chris’ people are trying to work with to stop acting so “fem” in public….he say’s its very hard though cause he cant really help it!! Ray Charles could see that Bosh is a funboy and Marrying Adrienne was part of the plan to keep his image in tact
Chris dont think nothing of these pics…he know who he lays down with at night….
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right! …as I said on yesterday’s post… ladyboy + golddigger/ beard = best kept secret in hollyweird!
I love to watch Bosh run.. its too funny, cuz he runs all “girlie” – sheer comedy
KDub says:
I see Adrienne has been orange-colored for a long time.
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Lmfaoooooooooo. I’ve been warned to not use more than 2 emo-cons… so
Maybe he saw these pics and ordered her up? Happens all the time. I had a coworker that bought his wife from the phillipines. Does anyone else know anybody like that?
If Al Reynolds and Jonathan Plummer can be married…then why can’t Chris “Pterodactyl” Bosh be married?
And I just remembered…doesn’t Ptero have a crazy baby momma? COULD be why he married in secret. He is trying to avoid having to windmilling a heffa down. Yall know the gays can fight….
right! …as I said on yesterday’s post… ladyboy + golddigger/ beard = best kept secret in hollyweird!
I love to watch Bosh run.. its too funny, cuz he runs all “girlie” – sheer comedy
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He runs with his wrist all bent in front of him and chit…..
I swear one time I hear one of the sports commentators commenting on a game say that Bosh looks like Rupaul in basketball shorts…. I looked at my husband to make sure I heard what i thought i heard…my husband just shook his head in disbelief and said yeah that nigg@ do look zesty….I cant remember what the guy’s name that said it though….
Awesome
You can “order” me up anytime!
I’m always on the menu ummn I mean catalogue
Make mine extra spicy…..
I love to watch Bosh run.. its too funny, cuz he runs all “girlie” – sheer comedy
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I will be watching tonight to see him run like a girl..
And I just remembered…doesn’t Ptero have a crazy baby momma? COULD be why he married in secret. He is trying to avoid having to windmilling a heffa down. Yall know the gays can fight….
him…. 
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Ewwww somebody actually
If I just had to have sex with him, he’d have to hit it from the back…cause I couldnt look straight into his eyes…my chit would dry up like the Sierra Desert!!!
Oh it’s spicy!
<————Just for you Jazzy…
I cant remember what the guy’s name that said it though….
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It was Kenny Smith. I remember that shat.
Nice cake tho
Congratulations again to the gay (I mean happy) couple! Adrienne might land a spot on Basketball wives.
I can already hear Evelyn, Jennifer, and Tammi making jokes about Bosh. Sure hope Adrienne keeps him away from her male friends….
@ Awesome its a PA that I work with that was sending money to Russia for a woman long story short she never showed up lol sending 10k every other week for 6 months talking bout she on her way
He ended up booing up a real life prostitute she robbed him after 6 months
IMO her pics arent bad…
Ive SEEN worse. Wonder how old she is/was cause she looks hella young in these pics
Also, can we get a new post?
I’m tired of looking at Oompa Loompa’s butt checks.
That does not look like her and IMO she is not all that…lmao @ va_shawty…
@Thetruth32.. your gravi :
who’s sucking who’s titties over here? 
Thetruth32 says:
I love to watch Bosh run.. its too funny, cuz he runs all “girlie” – sheer comedy
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I will be watching tonight to see him run like a girl..
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@Al
I wondered about the dynamics of their relationship. He “met” her through some service where I think the ones they marry off are the ones who are past the prostitution age ceiling (16?). I always wondered how arguments in their house went……….
Her: You’re a loser that can’t even find a girl in your own country, you had to buy puzzy.
Him: You’re a retired 3rd world whore. Don’t think I threw away the receipt. There’s more of you where you came from.
She did end up running the relationship once she got here. He though he was finna get some little obedient lady………
Normally, I don’t rag on women. But, I just can’t help myself.
First of all, where is her azz? Someone needs to put out an APB for it because it’s missing. Second, when did she escape from Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory? The umpalumpas are missing their best worker.
That is all for now…(LOL)
@ Awesome them chicks are all gangsta been a whore for their entire life and you think a trick bout to run them
Nope aint gone happen then they still be tippin and err thang 
Thetruth32 says:
I love to watch Bosh run.. its too funny, cuz he runs all “girlie” – sheer comedy
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I will be watching tonight to see him run like a girl..
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me too
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when i watch the heat play I never paid attention to bosh play…but thanks to you i will.
Melissa
the thoughts i have when i see ur gravi are illegal in most countries
Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
Im sooo glad Im not the only that sees the WONKY in her face but I didn’t want to be deemed a hater cuz I have been talking about everyone lately 
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va_shawty says:
Adrienne might land a spot on Basketball wives.
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That actually was about to happen but Chris(‘s people) shut that shyt down real quick.
Snadra can you put up a sie by side of Chris and the Lochness Monster!
Ole Nessy
omg someone just posted this on facebook ..please go look at it on youtube: Chris Bosh gay press conference intro
@suga walls what thoughts may I ask?