After enduring weeks of rampant speculation and rumors about her face, 20-year-old Bristol Palin has finally come clean and admitted to having a little facial reconstruction work done.
Can you blame her? Look who her mother is (it’s Sarah Palin, for those of who don’t know). Imagine having to walk in her mother’s giant footsteps and failing to keep up.
While many of you thought Bristol had work done very recently to her chin and cheeks, Bristol admits that her whole face was disassembled and put back together way back in December 2010.
Bristol stopped short of saying she did it because she desperately wanted the public’s approval (what narcissist would admit to that?)
Instead, she sheepishly insists she did it for medical reasons.
“Yes,” she admits, “It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign…I don’t obsess over my face”
Okay, hun, we believe you.
Speaking of celebrities who obsess over their faces: did you know that songstress Mariah Carey is still hospitalized 11 days after giving birth to her twins, Macaroni and Monopoly?
Mimi’s people put out that excuse that the babies were born prematurely, but being born two weeks early is not exactly out of the norm for babies.
Thanks to a few of my astute followers on Twitter.com, I now know why she’s still in the hospital. It seems Mariah decided to have a tummy tuck procedure performed while the doc already had her open. This was done so she can lie and say she worked out to get her body back into shape for the cover of OK! magazine, or whichever mag pays for the first pics of the newborns.
:rollseyes: medically necessay..heffa please!
Um…Bristol give us more credit than that. The only person dumb enough to believe that excuse is her mom.
“Yes,” she admits, “It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign…I don’t obsess over my face”
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Lying about a truth isn’t being honest …..
Monopoly & Macaroni????? PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA – YOU SLAY ME, SANDRA!
– But seriously, you got their names wrong. It’s Metamucil & Metamorphasis!
Still didn’t help her cause.
Monopoly & Macaroni OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG I almost fell out my chair when I read that!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL please take it easy on me this early in the morning Sandra!
lol those babies are not named Macaroni and Monopoly
Mariah Carey is still hospitalized 11 days after giving birth to her twins, Macaroni and Monopoly?
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#dembabies names are crazy to me. I can do Monroe but that da** Morrocan is killing me softly.
I stopped reading the article after this lil jewel “Speaking of celebrities who obsess over their faces: did you know that songstress Mariah Carey is still hospitalized 11 days after giving birth to her twins, Macaroni and Monopoly?”
Sandra you a mess
*goes back to finish the article*
Macaroni and Monopoly
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I got tearrrrrrrs
Speaking of celebrities who obsess over their faces
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Why must I cry.
WE DID NOT NEED HER TO ADMIT IT, ITS OBVIOUS
Sandy says:
…but being born two weeks early is not exactly out of the norm for babies.
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According to Phaedra, being born at 7 months is not out of the norm either.
i guess i’m the only one that didn’t find the joke funny
anywho, the palin family are attention seekers so i’m not surprised at their going “hollywood”
Should’ve fixed the tip of her nose while she was at it and said she had a deviated septum.
On another note, morning all!
CandiB wait you must have missed it
Sandra said
“Macaroni and Monopoly” 
KDub says:
Macaroni and Monopoly
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I got tearrrrrrrs
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I bet cuz these shole sound like some fukked up names yo crazy ass would come up with…
I have been trying to read this post for a FULL 5 minutes and I keep getting kilt by some Sandra-isms… “Bristol admits that her whole face was disassembled and put back together”
….Sandra did you just say…in a round about way…that her azz was a female humpty dumpty…???
I give up. Going to go do some work now.
“While many of you thought Bristol had work done very recently to her chin and cheeks, Bristol admits that her whole face was disassembled and put back together way back in December 2010….”
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@OHoney i saw it
how are u tho? *wraps myself up in my custom EL pjs and gets my stationary kit to write him a letter while he’s on vacation*
i want to go home
CandiB I’m sleepy guh

*lays on the floor by you and Snoopy while you proof read your letters*
@BRISTOL PALIN
““Yes,” she admits, “It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign…I don’t obsess over my face”
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Why it aint medically necessary for Puffy’s jaw and teeth to properly align?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Why it aint medically necessary for Puffy’s jaw and teeth to properly align?
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Well she looks 20 times better if you ask me!
on topic : that girl is UGLY with the prognathic chin, when she was just cute before… SMH
still
here !!
Morning people !
@ Man…Puffy looks like he is going to bite a hole in his own chest.
Sandra I disagreed with you on the earlier Mariah posts but on this one I

Even if the babies were premature they keep them not the mama. My daughter stayed a week..i stayed 24 hours
Why it aint medically necessary for Puffy’s jaw and teeth to properly align?
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Or JD and Musiq’s eyes to properly align? The list of folks who need proper alignment is long….
If I was 40-something, carried about two babies at once, and I was sure this was the final pregancy, I would definitely get the tummy tuck. Lots of non-celeb women do this, because past a certain age your skin will not snap back.
My OB and I have already shook on it. Whatever she has to write so that I get at least 3 days in hospital, she will write.
her whole face was disassembled and put back together
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You saying she got her face from IKEA?
@K DUB
“Why it aint medically necessary for Puffy’s jaw and teeth to properly align?
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Or JD and Musiq’s eyes to properly align? The list of folks who need proper alignment is long….”
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I was thinking the same thing. How many muvfuggas need “Medically Required Realignment?”
M
nica’s eyes
**just need to start over from scratch**
Lauren London’s eyes
Jennifer Hudson big azz head and small azz body
Raven’s
beak*ahem* “nose”Fantasia….. just “Fantasia”
PEOPLE JUST FLUCKED UP OUT THERE!
She looks like a totally different person!
Bristol is going to do a reality show w/the kid from “That’s So Raven”, She will live w/he and his brother, and Tripp.
Sandra done kilt my azz a lil too early today.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I was thinking the same thing. How many muvfuggas need “Medically Required Realignment?”
M nica’s eyes
Lauren London’s eyes
Jennifer Hudson big azz head and small azz body
Raven’s beak *ahem* “nose”
Fantasia….. just “Fantasia” **just need to start over from scratch**
PEOPLE JUST FLUCKED UP OUT THERE!
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mirsmommy says:
Sandra done kilt my azz a lil too early today.
How’s it going?
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Any your Gravi doesn’t help.
And* Trying to sneak type.
Morning yall!
@ Sam…You got mail!
Kdub says:
Musiq’s eyes to properly align?
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Now Kdub, you know that man’s eye was pierced with a fork when he was younger, at no fault of his own…….he was just hungry and missed his mouth…..now that I
about it, maybe his eye was googly from jump and thats how his missed his mouth and his eye became the target. 
Almighty forgive me.
why yall aint tell me we had new posts
hello everyone
@ Pryn…..Is that what he claims happened? I just tell A mofo I got a sleepy/lazy/wandering whatever the hell you call it eye and don’t give a damned what they say.
@Brown
Cause this chit aint news
OMG, Just be happy with how GOD made you! Im a very proud to say Im all natural and though I may not be perfect when I look in the mirror I see true beauty and NOTHING made over!
Dimpz says:
I just tell A mofo I got a sleepy/lazy/wandering whatever the hell you call it eye and don’t give a damned what they say.
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Thats what I JUST recently heard….he was trying to feed himself when he was younger and the rest is his eye….oops I mean history.
As far as telling somebody they got a sleepy/lazy/wandering eye……it’s not that simple. Ppl are mean, just ask the SR fam. LOL
<<<<< not a mean person on SR.com but I've been called mean numerous times in real life
I don't believe it though
I could care less if Bristol had plastic surgery. More power to her. But she will never be able to fix or change the fact that her mom, Sarah Palin, is a quitter and not so very smart in the eyes of most. I wish Bristol, and her new face, much success.
2cent I dont think you answered my other question in the Beyaki post
Okay @Pryn..I will scratch Musiq off the list. Sorry! @Man take him off. I think I have heard that recently.
@Dimpz your peepers are sexy mama. As are the peepers of two of the folks on @Man’s list….But I think we all agree there is nothing sexy about JD’s ole tangled up eyes. Notta dayum thing.
@BROWN
THIS BYTCH JUST BOUGHT ME A PROJECT ILL ADDRESS THAT YOUR QUESTION LATER
I SAID
Yall don’t wanna speak??? Forget yall then
LOL
@ Kee Kee Welcome
Where you from
How you make your money
male/female
kids
fav celeb
fav Sr Member
are you a freak?
Who would you most like to give it to?
sup @keekee
Moanin Sr Fam! Hey Lucsious!
@ Al, U added another question?
Al I swear you change/add somethin to the welcome packet every week!
*now let me get back to my tasking*
Where you from : Straight outta DC
How you make your money: Good ole Gubment Employee
male/female: I would hope my gravatar screams female, if not I may need to invest in some PS like Bristol!! 100% female
kids: 1 12 year old snotty nosed pre-teen girl
fav celeb: Jay-Z
fav Sr Member: Well since I don’t know yall too well, I’m gonna go with MEEEEE!!
are you a freak? I’m exploring that side of myself now LLS
Who would you most like to give it to? HMMMMM Since I have a fat man fettish it would be RICKY ROZAY LLS
I wish I could say your name like the one comedy dude KEE! KEE!
Hey BBW!!!!!!!!!
how’s my special project doin????
sup prynsexxx
I rode the shortbus, so I don’t know WHAT YOU’RE talkin bout LLS
Bigbadwolf
@ Kee Kee welcome I only ask the male/female question because you can never be too careful you do look like an authentic female. We need some more women on here its way too many dudes on here enjoy yourself! Oh @ Man will request a botty shot so if you could just gone put it up so you wont even have to go through all that drama it would make life simpler for all of us!
Hey Kee Kee!
@KEE KEE
Elaborate on this “exploration” and “fetishes” that you have.
Have you submitted photos of your bottom (both direct photos and profile photos) for review?
I’m doing well now I’ve logged on and saw those “greasy” lips.
:)JK I’d
those anyday. * singing I kissed a girl and I liked it! *
Welcome Kee Kee
@ALBOY
“We need some more women on here its way too many dudes on here enjoy yourself!”
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I already told Sandra it’s startin to be a cockfest in here. She must be declining new females that try to register.
Does anybody know the dude’s name that always uses that girl voice when he says “KEE KEE !
I think we need someone to take control of the e-welcome packets soon it will consist of all sexual questions and no personal info
Looks like she got dem teef done as well as some weave. Now she looks like everyone else. Congrats Bristol.
is that PW?!?!?!?!?!?!
BBW
now you know Man is gonna ask you to elaborate
I don’t doubt that there’s some truth to what she’s saying about doing for medical reasons. My friend in high school has the same operation and he look totaly different after it was done and he did it for the same reasons. She probably only had to do one operation [medically] and she went ahead and got four more while she was under. lol.
Hey Lady…
Hey MRS
Urra @ Man…My only fetish right now is BIG MEN. I’m a lil short so I like men at least 6ft tall 260 plus. With regard to the exploration part, I was a missionary girl, so everything is new to me! How about you post a peen shot and then I’ll post a booty shot, fair exchange, no robbery LOL
Wait I only asked two sexually based questions I even took out the question about Facials. I thought I was doing good all family oriented and what not
Man and Al we NEED MORE MEN!
Considerin Man went down on a hermaphodite he’s just bout in the same boat as Point and Mean
Anna says:
mirsmommy says:
Sandra done kilt my azz a lil too early today.
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Any your Gravi doesn’t help. How’s it going?
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I’m late, but, Heyyyyyyy Anna
I’m good, how are you????
keekee
Man isnt even 6ft
Where is T. Occasio (SP?)
Honey
really all we um I mean they care about are the sexual questions cuz nothin else matters… so they say
I was thinking the same thing. How many muvfuggas need “Medically Required Realignment?”
M nica’s eyes
Lauren London’s eyes
Jennifer Hudson big azz head and small azz body
Raven’s beak *ahem* “nose”
Fantasia….. just “Fantasia” **just need to start over from scratch**
PEOPLE JUST FLUCKED UP OUT THERE!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Blu…back up a lil
is this where ya hangin out at?!?!?!?! ughhhhhhhhhhhh
@BROWN
“Considerin Man went down on a hermaphodite he’s just bout in the same boat as Point and Mean”
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Please stop slandering my good name.

Al you missed my poem about the Man who liked chicks wit dycks!
MEERKAT!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm, if I could have afforded to when I had my last child seven years ago I would have had a tummy tuck. I ain’t mad at Mimi…not one bit.
Speaking of celebrities who obsess over their faces: did you know that songstress Mariah Carey is still hospitalized 11 days after giving birth to her twins, Macaroni and Monopoly?
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Sandra you are in time out for the rest of the day!!!!!!!!!!!! LMBO!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“Considerin Man went down on a hermaphodite he’s just bout in the same boat as Point and Mean”
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Please stop slandering my good name.
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Your name has never been good but you made it worse when you told us about the chick with a dyck and how days later she was still callin because you didnt tell her to stop!
It’s ok, you want a tittay pic????
@KEE KEE
“Urra @ Man…My only fetish right now is BIG MEN. I’m a lil short so I like men at least 6ft tall 260 plus. With regard to the exploration part, I was a missionary girl, so everything is new to me! How about you post a peen shot and then I’ll post a booty shot, fair exchange, no robbery LOL”
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What about niggas lookin like an NFL running back?
You lookin kinda small, you might not be able to take this big ol steel pipe I got.
As a southern gentleman, I would be remiss not to allow you to go first with the pic. But rest assured, I’ll reciprocate!
@MAN i’m still waiting for your gravi to turn into the real you….
@BROWN
“Your name has never been good but you made it worse when you told us about the chick with a dyck and how days later she was still callin because you didnt tell her to stop!
It’s ok, you want a tittay pic????”
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She DIDN’T have no dyck! I would be in jail for murder or something if that happened! Something was wrong with her c.lit.
Yes, I would appreciate a tiddy shot.
What about niggas lookin like an NFL running back?
You lookin kinda small, you might not be able to take this big ol steel pipe I got.
As a southern gentleman, I would be remiss not to allow you to go first with the pic. But rest assured, I’ll reciprocate!
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Awh man in my experience those who brag about what they are holding are the one’s that ususally lacking in that department!!!
Oh and TRUST I can take anything you can throw my way!!!
Since you’re bragging about the big ol steel pipe I say put your money where your mouth is!!!
KeeKee Man’s stgeel pipe is really 6 inches
Sooo
@ Macaroni and Monopoly
I couldn’t care less about this chick or her crazy f*cking mammy. As long as they don’t get in the White House they both can go kick rocks.
KeeKee Man’s stgeel pipe is really 6 inches
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Awh poor whittle tink tink
@ #92
@LUSCIOUS
I see you started early today.
Kee Kee who all them feets belong to behind you?
#nosey
@yso i love that janet pic
@ OHONEY, HELL IF I KNOW LOL. I was at a cookout!
Me too girl. Janet is the sisterfriend that I’ve always wanted.
YSO what I do
I’m still waitin on BBW to change that damn gravi back!
I cant have no “special” thoughts lookin at them babies!
honey when you said “feets you kneo what I thought of,”Just deliver yo feetsa to Daddy Green’s pizza”
@LUSCIOUS
One of the many things I love you for. :hugs:
@yso looking at your gravi it’s like i’m talking to her and she’s playing games with me…….SMH
i love her
Kee Kee who all them feets belong to behind you?
#nosey
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U STOOOPID
Bigbadwolf says:
Does anybody know the dude’s name that always uses that girl voice when he says “KEE KEE !
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you talkin about Benji Brown (outta Miami!)
@MAN
THERE’S A POST ABOUT YOUR BOO THING KANG LATIFA
@YsO your gravi made me day…maybe now i can actually get some work done!
Aye_Jay_Tee says:
Bigbadwolf says:
Does anybody know the dude’s name that always uses that girl voice when he says “KEE KEE !
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you talkin about Benji Brown (outta Miami!)
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@ AYE Thank u
@ Kee kee u need look him up!
@ Suga My gravi changed on it’s own! Is this blog haunted
SUP SR this is where yall are hiding out!
@KEE
“Awh man in my experience those who brag about what they are holding are the one’s that ususally lacking in that department!!!
Oh and TRUST I can take anything you can throw my way!!!
Since you’re bragging about the big ol steel pipe I say put your money where your mouth is!!!”
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You doin an azz shot or what?

@2 CENTS
“THERE’S A POST ABOUT YOUR BOO THING KANG LATIFA”
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I just commented on his azz. The Lakers coulda used that nigga to rebound or something last series!
Sandra????? Macaroni and Monoply????? Girl, I spit my drink up!!! LOL!!!!!
Then I thought that does sound like their real names!!!! You should go into comedy!!!!
LMAO! The surgery didnt help!! She still fugly. #EPIC FAIL