Comedian Kevin Hart covers the July issue of JET magazine. Hart will host the BET Awards this weekend which means he’s finally famous after years of telling jokes on Twitter.com.
From JET magazine:
CHICAGO June 24, 2011 Comedian Kevin Hart’s star is Finally rising in Hollywood. The Host of This Weekend’s BET Awards Tells Jet about The price He’s Paid To touch the Sky, including a very public, not-so-Funny break-up with his wife. But He’s Still Hustling, selling out stand-up shows across the country, producing films and making it happen for himself. “I was raised to succeed,” He tells Jet, “nothing is guaranteed so you need to set yourself up for longevity. That¹s what I¹m doing.”
Check Out The Brother Behind pop star Juggernaut Lady Gaga. Music Producer Vince Herbert, also singer Toni Braxton’s manager, Talks about how he found Gaga. Meanwhile, Herbert’s wife, Tamar Braxton, Toni’s Sister and Chief Drama queen on the Hit Reality Show Braxton Family Values, wants her starmaker hubby to put her on the music map! Get the “truth.com” about the couple’s next move.
Think There’s No Real Love In showbiz? Well, Meet The Browns! Music, film and TV stars David and Tamela Mann ? Married 23 years ? tell how to work and play happily together.
Is Atlanta The New Black Hollywood? Check out why so many Movies, Shows and Celebrities Feel more at home in the ATL.
And, of course, every week?
The JET BEAUTY sizzles while JETSETTERS keep moving higher. And JET gives you all of the Celeb Buzz, Editors’ Picks, Photos, News, Politics and juicy scoops to keep you in the know about what’s HOT & happening in Black America.
On newsstands nationwide July 4, 2011!
kevin hart done took kat williams place since katt fell into oblivion as the favorite new black comic
But he’s not funny. Nor is Katt Williams. To bad Lilduval will never host the BET awards.
His pearly whites are BEAUTIFUL!
I think he is funny……funny looking that is :@)
If the BET awards his claim to fame, then he still has not made it. The BET awards have been garbage the last few years.
Feels like this post needs a paid advertisement label.
I’m only watching the BET awards for philly’s own Kevin Hart
Oh, he is also a spokes person for Ford. That should have been his claim to fame.
The only thing funny about Kevin is that he is three and a half feet tall.
@SANDRA ROSE
I think you need some
cause you been busy as hail today! Dayum.
Kevin Hart is great as a stand up comedian. Not so much in scripted material. He tries too hard then.
Guess no one read the cover, it says “Are You Wearing A Stolen Weave”?
Kevin got famous, but at what price, isn’t he getting a divorce?
I think Kevin Hart is hilarious! His teeth look great in this pic too…
I love Kevin Hart!! I saw him live twice this past year and the material was different and funny both times
Funny to me, attended a show!
I cant get past David and Tamela Mann’s tips For Lovers
I’ll Pass thanks
I REALLY Don’t know how Funny & Talented K-Hart is because I don’t really be checking for Him (Like That..) The Comedy Scene is STR8 GARBAGE so it shouldn’t be hard to STAND OUT if you’re Pretty GOOD
I wish Lil Duval and Cthagod were hosting the BET awards
he is very funny that seriously funny dvd he got out is classic. his standup by far funnier than his comedic acting but i dont think he been in the right role for his comedy to come across 100% in a movie.
He’s not that funny and neither is Lil Duval, they are both annoying to follow on twitter. But Kevin Hart is cute, sort of.
Kevin Hart has his funny moments…interesting that when he makes it, him and his wife are divorcing and he’s with a chick that would never look his way if not for the new funds.
It’s a shame BET got rid of Comic View, now you got cornballs like this getting put on… Meanwhile the cats out here who are actually funny are struggling. Seriously how the hell did his cat get put on? Tracy Morgan is another cornball who I cant figure out how he got on….. I really think it’s some illuminati ish…. These negros taking oaths and get put on… Everyone notice every 3-4 years a new black comedian is all over the commercials,tv shows, etc etc… then you never see the dude again?
I don’t think he is that funny. I love Katt Williams and Mike Epps and (RIP) Bernie Mac….oh and I’m going to get my tix tomorrow for Chris Tucker…yes CHRIS TUCKER is doing standup again.
Who knew this economy would take a movie star BACK to his old stomping grounds.
Kevin Is hilarious! I never considered him funny before because of his movies, I find them wack and him not funny in them. It wasnt until i saw a dvd of his live show that i foibd out he has talent As an actor he needs work but as a stand up comic, he’s funny as hell
@JayYella
Tracy Morgan BEEN on the scene since the days of Def Comedy Jam when Martin Lawrence was the host and Bernie Mac was skinny. Not that Tracy is funny, but he was funny when he was on Def Comedy. Now? Well I don’t pay that much attention to him.
TEAM KEVIN HART
I LOVE THAT LIL FOOL… I AM A VERY BIG FAN!!!
We are a hard crowd to please. Or maybe it’s just different strokes for different folks. He is hiliarious to me. That DVD had me cracking up.
@pryn
I doubt if it’s a Money Recession thing w/ Chris Tucker… He’s been wanting to get back to Stand-Up and Heeyyy Timing IS Everything (Right ?!!?)
Who?
Kev’s stand-up talking about the police coming after him and his wife’s arguing and they asked HIM if he was alright.
Classic. 
whoever it was that said kevin hart’s not funny, you gone lose your black card for that. I was at work listening to people busting guts about how funny kevin hart is; so I continued to stare, and I stared somemore. Who finds this schit funny? And Katt Williams? When black folks make the cover of ebony/jet, they feel they’re famous and have made it.
LOL @elove “knowing” the real reason.
Mike Epps is corny too. It’s like the class clowns are finally getting breaks. Lil Duval, keep hope alive, your time’s coming to a social network near you real soon.
We need another DefJam comedy show!
Lil Duval is corny as hell though. Hopefully Kevin Hart will make the award show worth watching.
Kevin hart is funny.. not Dave Chapelle funny.. but funny, none the less
That midget always look to me like he smells from not cleaning himself up completely after a dump. He’s funny though.
Yall still crazy says:
We need another DefJam comedy show!
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They had one on thr cable channel STARZ
Kevin stand up is funny to me… that’s it.. not else to see here…
pointhimout says:
Mike Epps is corny too
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I went to one of his boring azz shows
the only funny part was when somebody got up to leave and he clowned they azz or when he’s talking about prositutes.. other than that, i wasnt impressed and wanted my money back 
KK76 says:
Kev’s stand-up talking about the police coming after him and his wife’s arguing and they asked HIM if he was alright. Classic.
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COCOA
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Mfene says:
That midget always look to me like he smells from not cleaning himself up completely after a dump. He’s funny though.
AND YOUR GLASSES ARE OUT OF STYLE
Dave Chappelle need to do another stand up, I would get them tickets asap!!! Oh and Chris Rock love both of them
OMG OMG OMG …French Ki$$e$ shouted me out first on the list I AM SO ELATED
I wanna thank Gawd, My Momma, My Husband (for last night and this morning), the people of Wal Mart and French Ki$$e$… This has been a long journey getting here but I made it
…and since folks ain’t NEVER satisfied…..
@French (in my Tamar voice) “Why come my name ain’t capitalized.com” j/k LOL
BYE @CHA CHA
Not “those glasses are out of style”…..why my stupid butt scroll up to look and BUSTED out laffin……LMAOOOOO YOU STOOPID! LOL
CHA CHA says:
Mfene says:
That midget always look to me like he smells from not cleaning himself up completely after a dump. He’s funny though.
AND YOUR GLASSES ARE OUT OF STYLE
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ELove says:
@pryn
I doubt if it’s a Money Recession thing w/ Chris Tucker… He’s been wanting to get back to Stand-Up
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There is a difference between Stand up and movies, most comedians love the instant feed back.
Hey Frenchie!!!!
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@ AUNT SANDY
therapist1911 says:
We are a hard crowd to please. Or maybe it’s just different strokes for different folks. He is hiliarious to me. That DVD had me cracking up.
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He has his moments, I laughed at a few of his jokes at the All Star Comedy Jam but I couldn’t stand to sit a hr of him alone, I would probably fall asleep. I don’t think Richard Pryor was funny either, he just had a filthy mouth, but I love Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Bernie Mac (RIP), Martin Lawrence (You So Crazy is a classic) and Katt Williams all had me in tears laughing.
Yall don’t think Kevin Hart is funny?? :surprise: I think dude is hilarious….!
@ 52 – I thought I was the only who didn’t think Richard Pryor was funny (or Bill Cosby) BUT Martin Lawrence will ALWAYS be my favorite comedic boo… I LOVES him!!
prynsexxx says:
BYE @CHA CHA
Not “those glasses are out of style”…..why my stupid butt scroll up to look and BUSTED out laffin……LMAOOOOO YOU STOOPID! LOL
Ya feel me… that comment was on some dumb second grader bullshyt and it always be the ones either that randomly comment out they azz or they comment once and never again…OR my favorite, the ones that are graviless. (ex. she is ugly/fat) but you dont have a gravi
OH WELL… How you doing ova there today…erry time I see Samuel L I wanna call you Black Snake Moan
@AUNT SANDY
So you just gonna have us runtin round dis bish like ADHD kids huh…
#SheprollydonepostedanotheronebeforeIcouldfinishdiscomment
I saw a funny Richard Pryor stand up recently where he talked about killing the car!!! He was all big and bad-and high and drunk-until the police showed up cause as he said they don’t shoot cars they shoot
nigg-ars!!!
prynsexxx says:
Tracy Morgan BEEN on the scene since the days of Def Comedy Jam when Martin Lawrence was the host and Bernie Mac was skinny. Not that Tracy is funny, but he was funny when he was on Def Comedy. Now? Well I don’t pay that much attention to him.
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And don’t forget “Hussle Man” on ‘Martin’….one of my FAVORITE characters.
Eb says
I wish Lil Duval and Cthagod were hosting the BET awards
If Cthagod would host A majority of the celebs would not show up because of his Pre- WENDY days lol. Beyonce wont even come to the radio station because of him. Nonetheless, they are a very funny duo.
Stop reverse
back to DMiss comment and read:
I don’t think Richard Pryor was funny either, he just had a filthy mouth, but I love Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Bernie Mac (RIP), Martin Lawrence (You So Crazy is a classic) and Katt Williams all had me in tears laughing.
Don’t talk about Richard…..
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You don’t think Richard Pryors funny? When allllllll the comic you mention attibute themselves to Richard? You think Richard had a filthy mouth? You must have never watch Eddie Murphy’s Delirious or Raw, Have you seen Martins RunTellThat everother word was MuthaFuka. Chris Rock shouldn’t even be mention in the catergory with any of the others cuz his comedy and acting is rachet! What makes Kat Williams funny is is funny aszz voice and his schtick being a small feminine looking pimp…
pointhimout says:
Mike Epps is corny too
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He just gets up there and starts talking about whatever…no plan or nothing just straight random.
Mrsloveleighwilliams…. CHICO WORKIN THAT HALTER…AINT HE THO
We went to his last comedy show. He was HILARIOUS!! PINEAPPLES!
TruGemini says:
He just gets up there and starts talking about whatever…no plan or nothing just straight random.
Well that was ex crack heads do..they improvise
Cha says: CHICO WORKIN THAT HALTER…AINT HE THO
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sexy sexy!!! stomach hair and all
CHA CHA says:
CHICO WORKIN THAT HALTER…AINT HE THO
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I still love me some Chico!! still bump my Long Time No See cd
@Frenchie
Whaddup Baby
@Wut-Wut
Yeah Richard is KING of ALL of the Real Funny MF-ing Comedians (Word…) And I AGREE C-Rock isn’t on those other Dudes LEVEL (NOT AT ALL…)
@mrsloveleigh
That Chico DeBarge cover… IS that when Bey-Baby was Digging Him (LITERALLY Speaking…)
CHA CHA says:
Well that was ex crack heads do..they improvise
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Was he? I don’t think I knew that…
Is the niggorance as thick in this post as it is in the MJ post? Cause I ain’t in the fcking mood today.
WUTWUZMISSIN! I knew somebody was gonna come for me for that comment lol he just had what I call “dry humor” imo, but every comic I named after him has paid homage to him but they were funnier and yea Eddie and Chris Rock both have potty mouths but not to the point where it’s not funny…Chris Rock does tend to overuse the “f” word, but he is still funny nonetheless.
TruGemini says:
pointhimout says:
Mike Epps is corny too
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He just gets up there and starts talking about whatever…no plan or nothing just straight random.
Yea Mike Epps was the last comedian on last years Dallas Allstar-weekend Comedy show the only joke i laughed at was his impression of Judge Mathis other then that everything was basically recycled jokes that weren’t funny @ all. The 3 comedians before him HILARIOUS The African Dude, some chubby guy from the chi, and a guy who is on the Michael Baisden show. Totally outshined Mike on his Headlined show smh.
Remember that time Debarge was on Punky Brewster? I still remember that song
I will step across that line
Yeah the comedian on Michael Baisden’s show is funny too. I think his name is George Wilborn or something like that…
CHA CHA says:
Mrsloveleighwilliams
WHERE DID I GET THE WILLIAMS FROM IN YOUR NAME THO 
@TruGemini
George is a CRACK-HEAD Too… Him and His Supporters will say he doesn’t do CRACK Anymore Though
TruGemini says:
CHA CHA says:
Well that was ex crack heads do..they improvise
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Was he? I don’t think I knew that…
Yes he is… I can relate to him so well because I had a lot of crack heads in my family growing up so he reminds me of an uncle….Im a big fan
ELOVE … #42 HMPH!
Cha my last name is williams and used to be in my profile
ANYTHING FOR MY SEXI SWEET CHACHACHACHACHACHACHA
prynsexxx ——— cause my ass copied and paste i wanted to spell ya name right………. but imma give you a new nick name how about
PXXX?!?!
IM OUT FOLKS
I GOTTA GO GET BEAUTIFIED FOR AN EVENT TONIGHT!
Happy Friday up in this boring piece
@ Loveleigh…..LOVE THE GRAVI BABE!
YSoSerious says:
Is the niggorance as thick in this post as it is in the MJ post? Cause I ain’t in the fcking mood today.
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Who in da hell piss you off shuuuga?
(In my Wayne Brady Voicd) Iz WUT gonna have to slap a Bytch?
HOTT Cha Cha
OOPS… I just SAW THAT… Baby I’m Soooooo SORRY for BEING So FOOLISH
Cues “My Mistake” by Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross
Hey ChaChalisous and French…thanks for the S/O
mrsloveleigh says:
Cha my last name is williams and used to be in my profile
thought my azz was batshyt crazy for a second
MY FRENCH!…DONT HURT’em sexay bish
TATTED… wake up *draws TATTED IS PURTY on your eyelids
*CHOCO….WHY YOU BORED already …. Wanna play strip tease goldfish
What up and chit
Kevin Hart is funny to me.
* GO FISH
ELove says:
ALL IS FORGIVEN… *toots it so you can get your smack on!
@ Cha…..AWWWWW MUDDERS BABY! Thank you….Your booty is looking rather ummmmm, purty too! Even though I LOVE your gravi when it’s your face!
Is @ Man still here?
I have a question
@CHA
lets play 
IDK and
@Cha
Do you have a 5 NOPE removes bra
:hugs: MIRS
BISHES guess what I met another youngin and I thought I retired my cougar status YYYYYYYYYYYYYY did they pull me back out #teehee
Heyyyyy Choco-frappe
Yous a youngin magnet.
You guys want a joke???????
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”
joke>>>>
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger tits’. The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months’. ‘How will that help to make my tits bigger?’ asks the girlfriend.
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.
What we talkin bout?
MIRS
Damn just when I thought I was clear and free oh well Imma sucka for a cute face
AFTERNOON FOLKS
Choco aka Hippie says:
MIRS
Damn just when I thought I was clear and free oh well Imma sucka for a cute face
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Heyyyyy DubC, Man, & CFrizzle
Where errybody at????
I like Kevin Hart, I think he’s funny not side cracking or anything but i like the lil guy.
I agree with Elove the comedians we have to work with nowadays is sad
smh
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY GAWD we need to start a smang fest or beef or sumpn it’s boring 
@ Westcoast I have a joke!
A man walks into the doctor and says D-D-D-D-Doc, I-I-I-haaaave a bbbbad sssstudddddering pppproblem and I can’t get any women. The doctor told him to get undressed so he could do a full exam. When the doc saw how big his dyck was he said well theres your problem. If you cut six inches off your studdering will stop. So the doctor does the surgery and success! The man stop studdering but everytime he got with a woman they’d laugh and leave him. So he goes back to the doctor and ask for him to reattach his dyck and the doctor said S-S-S-S-Sorry I-I-I-I C-C-CANT HELP YOU!!!
MIRS, i dont know what happened e’rbody starting to disappear when i show up
now mike epps i dont get why anybody thinks he funny i dont like him in movies or standup hes pretty nice in person though lol. chris rock is extremely funny in standup but his humor is more of an intelligent poilitical humor so its either you love him or hate him type thing. richard pryor is funny really nothing else to say bout that lol. kevin hart basically makes fun himself and his family and situations he in and just the way he explains stuff is very funny kinda how like bernie mack makes fun of his family and stuff. id say like D.L. Hugley his routine is not that funny to me but when he talks about people in the audience it has me dying. but id say judging from the responses that was on twitter when seriously funny debuted on comedy central that a lot of people find him funny not to mention last time he came to atl his show sold out so fast they had to add another one.
Ummmm I think the topics don’t seem juicy or interesting enough that’s y Im late showing up waiting for something of interest to discuss
HEEYYYY HAWT CHOCCCCCCCCC!!!!
I’s bored 2
yeah, what eastpoint just said
somebody say smangfest?
Im here bish!!
I fvcks with David Cross (probably my favorite), Corey Holcomb, Patrice O’neal, Bill Burr, Patton Oswalt, Chris Rock, Daniel Tosh, Kevin Hart, Louis CK….. I could go on but there is good comedy out there, at least I think so……
I can’t really fuk with Mike Epps and Martin was funny on DCJ but I did’t really like his specials…
LOL @ Cha Cha. Had to scroll up to see my glasses too.
Where did everyone go?
*goes to find my rock to play hopscotch with Cfree*
Yso, are you going to the Taste?
Hey Yall
Everyone is lurking or gone
IMO Kevin hart is not funny he is a COON (see soul plane) his buffoonery is imitative..
Ok, Choc, spill the beans…
Hey Choco u always know what I need
Raven
Hey YSo
Hey Yallcrazee
Hey Blunt
Hey Yall whats up?
Choooooc-o what going on ma?
@Yall
Nuthn really saw a cuty on duty and our eye met – so yeah I told him to come here – we was on the phone for two hours last night girl Im doing me and enjoying myself I told other guy we may have to chill a bit cuz I don’t have a lot on my plate at once
DYMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! bewski wewski!!
@Dymond what it do? btw I like your gravi you looking real good
SUP Blunt #HeadNOD
**pops my p 400x**
CFree my mind and the rest will follow! Sup love
So, uhh, you hitting them skins tonight!?
“your plate”
#ikidikid
Good for him, this guy is funny… Idk if Tamar has wat it takes to be the next whatever they call them now
I think this will be the only reason that I watch the BET Awards, I think Kevin Hart is hilarious!
Afternoon everyone!
@Yall
SHUUUTTTT UPPPPPPP I told youngn I don’t even want to be around him by myself yet – chemistry – but NO I pray I don’t let passion overcome senses! #HA!
*cues Luke*
pop that coochie baybay 
that clevage tho…
Ya’ll *runs over to u and swings u around* u remebered my fav game!
Blunt sup
<<< Al's headnod
@Blunt
I don’t like his movies either. His stand up is funny though. I want to see what he comes up with now since his stand up is usually based on his family.
thanx Blunt
FELINE :hugs:
EFF Kevin Hart I don’t think he is that funny anymore – so I won’t be tuning in at all! Now Mike Epps
Hi
Fi!
FE FEEZY FA SHEEZZY!!!
@Choco
I wish I had two more hands so I could give Mike Epps four thumbs down.
@Choco :hugs:
I feel you girl, it took me awhile to find Kevin funny, but I still haven’t been able to find humor in Mike Epps…the only time I laughed at him was when he played Day-Day in Next Friday
C, I’m getting dizzy
LOL @Choco needing a chaperone…
Chall tawkin bout????
I see some windmillin went down in the other post.
WUTWUZMISSIN! says:
@ Westcoast I have a joke!
A man walks into the doctor and says D-D-D-D-Doc, I-I-I-haaaave a bbbbad sssstudddddering pppproblem and I can’t get any women. The doctor told him to get undressed so he could do a full exam. When the doc saw how big his dyck was he said well theres your problem. If you cut six inches off your studdering will stop. So the doctor does the surgery and success! The man stop studdering but everytime he got with a woman they’d laugh and leave him. So he goes back to the doctor and ask for him to reattach his dyck and the doctor said S-S-S-S-Sorry I-I-I-I C-C-CANT HELP YOU!!!
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Hey Feline
Mike Epps was so not good live…that dude owes me some $$ back
WHat up yall back from lunch what I miss?
Sup DubbC
bish u go hard, omg i was fvckin LMAO that day when the queen showed up
@ MIRS
Between you, Cha, and His…………………………………………………………………………………………..
We got a topic or something?
I got another two hours in dis bytch. Could some of yall ladies get naked or something?
Joke>>>>
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?” So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, “what?” So the doctor yells it, “I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!” With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, “He needs a pair of your underwear!”
**Dymond wants me to suck them tig ol bitties so bad…**
Hey AL
that’s a late lunch
the visual….
@ Dymond whats up baby I left a couple Hours ago
Friday Afternoon jokey joke:
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”.
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit”.
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina. The doctor said “OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina.”
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it.”
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper”.
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, “Oh doctor, doctor!” she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. “Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!” he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: “Change of plan, I’m gonna drown the bastard!!”
Who was windmilling
@Yall
I do need a chaperone something about their stamina that drives me wild
Heyyyyyy Feline, Man, DubC, AL
& 
, & Dymond 
What it do????
@ Man.. what the emmoticon for :jackingoff: :jackoff: ?..I like that one
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: “Change of plan, I’m gonna drown the bastard!!”
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You know it’s a friggin shame that that joke got me wanton
:boob: for @ MAN
@Choc-Boogie, the “lil ignant mofo”
:jack:
HAPPY FRIDAY MUTHAFUGGAS!
blunt says:
IMO Kevin hart is not funny he is a COON (see soul plane) his buffoonery is imitative..
Define COON …and by the way BACK THEEEE FLUCK OFF OF DYMOND…THAT SEXAY BISH IS MINE
:blow:
Sandra pls don’t ban I was trying to see if I remembered them all :hugs:
Choco.. what did you put in? I cant find it in the list of emoticons
HHHEEEEEHEEEEE @ MIRS If it’s who I think it is :rofl;
Joke
( In my Auntie voice: What THEY said 
)
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: “Change of plan, I’m gonna drown the bastard!!”
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@DubC it’s : jack : (without the spaces)
@Hisssssssssssssssssssssssss
Heyyyyyy guhl!!!!!!!!!!
@WCC
jack, blow, peace, hunching, lick, hump, and kiss
Mirsssssssssssssss
hey mama
*Pets Feline* Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:jack: :blow:
hey DubC
I jokingly told a guy he should have anal sex with me so my butt would get bigger
Dymond says:
@ Dubb C
the visual….
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:jack:
Lol @the jokes
What’s the emocon for hitting the floor laughing?
Hey His looking like ANTM
Awe!!
I love my Choco!!! Thanks Bew!! 
@CHOCO
“I jokingly told a guy he should have anal sex with me so my butt would get bigger ”
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You wasn’t joking.
@mrslove
lmao @ ur gravi…I was listening to ‘No Guarantees’ yesterday….that was my jam! <– yes, I said the word "jam", don't care if it ages me
Yall still crazy says:
WCC
What’s the emocon for hitting the floor laughing?
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:jack:
I was just reminiscing on how THEY ALL WORKED BECAUSE I USED THEM LAST NIGHT AND THIS MORNING 
I heard that makes your butt BIG.
#tooscaredtogotherethough
@MRS. LOVELEIGH
Why is Ciara’s hair like that in your gravie?
Hey HIS…. come sit on my lap…. I have CANDY
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ HIS
I jokingly told a guy he should have anal sex with me so my butt would get bigger
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The Answer is “Lies that freaks tell” :cofee:
Thanks Mirs ! :thunbsup:
do yall want another jokey joke?
Not that one WCC! LOL
Cha, what’s the the emocon beating the floor?
@Man, I swear I was just about to tell Choco that she wasn’t playing.
And I spoke to you, and yo azz ain’t speak back.
You wasn’t joking.
I was a little 
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@Mirs
I was a little cuz that is painful is not operated on a consistent basis
:blow: :jack:
its : hahaha :
That one is my all time favorite!
MIRDA MIRZAY… bust shots
ALBOY *Im not wearing any panties
FE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Hey Boo
@136
now that’s bad. yeah, richard pryor’s stand up didn’t make me laugh, though I was a kid when he was “hot.” i’m more of the eddie murphy era raw, delirious, etc. richard was funnier in movies, but the stand up, not so much.
@118, yeah, if you do a dumb movie, there’s no coming back with me. I think that’s why I never liked Katt Williams and that pimp down bs. MF, niggas been free since forever, and pimpin has been played out since the 70’s. Luckily, he literally hung himself when he showed up at the award show with a noose around his neck. CAREER OVER FINALLY. now he’s in hotels playing with the buttholes of young boys and holding folks hostage in Willacoochie, GA.
Yes! It worked!
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It’s not hard.
@Cha Cha
The Answer is “Lies that freaks tell”
#REAL
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Oh Al watch your name calling
@MIRS
I won’t respond unless I’m properly greeted from now with either:
A: :jack:
B: :blow:
And you gave Al tiddy shakes when you spoke to him. You’ve been discriminating against me ever since I said I was 5’7″.
@ Cha well come take this duck then
SANDRA ROSE CLASSIFIEDS:
Ladies, can one of you introduce me to your brother(s)?
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It’s not hard.
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See Hoburger NUMERO UNO… I be looking out for you, taking you places, show you things
@ Choco wait so you not a freak no more? Who Knew
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It’s not hard.
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Terrible
The Answer is “Lies that freaks tell”
#THIS
CHOCO your the woMAN
CAN someone remind me how to do the strike word
feline says: lmao @ ur gravi…I was listening to ‘No Guarantees’ yesterday….that was my jam! <– yes, I said the word "jam", don't care if it ages me
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yes it is still the jam. and yes i still use jam also. and I say the bomb. but what's a trip is my 6 yr old says tight and i'm like dude where did you even hear that at
@AL
Lets this be our last communication becuz you fukn think I will let a bish azz PUNK talk to me any kind of way and you are very sadly mistaken!
Poor lil bored Guvment worker – Me being a freak is no concern of yours but like I said watch how you come at me cuz that lil not getting real head at home bullchit you bring my way aint called for
@WCC
“How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.”
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A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist’s office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, “I’ve felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what’s wrong?”
The doctor replied, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts!”
insert text@Man you clowned with that one. Chico does have Ciara abs on that pic lol
Sorry
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
A young nurse says “Why are you doing that?”
He replies, “It died today.”
“Oh that’s terrible!”, the nurse replied
The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.
The same nurse says, “I thought it died yesterday.”
The man replies, “It did. Today is the viewing”
@CHA
I don’t have time for name calling bs Im a grown woman!
@Cha Cha
Type this around the word with no spaces:
lmao, it deleted itself!:
Oh and correction I don’t name call unless I need curse a mofo out #I SAID GOOD DAY!
John took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. “I want to get weighed,” she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. “I want to get weighed,” she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How’d it go?” Kim responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”
Boys will be girls!
@ Man…I KNEW you’d like that one!
A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.
When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms and he said, “Take off all your clothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the froor.”
She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, “Now…you crawl real fass back to me,” and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, “you haf real bad case of Ed Zachary disease….worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem.”
The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he replied, “Ed Zachary Disease….that when your face rook ED-ZACHARY rike your ass!”
type these characters around the word with no spaces and no commas:
insert word here
“How’d it go?” Kim responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”
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fck it!
@ Feline I couldnt get it to work either I think I will email it to her
Ed Zachary Disease….that when your face rook ED-ZACHARY rike your ass!”
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Please keep them coming keep the mood light!
@WCC
Keep ’em coming…you’re on a roll!
@Cha Cha
I can email you girlie, what’s your address?
Good afternoon HIS
Cha Cha!!! I’m ready for you and that gravi
Only cuz u deserve it 
@Al
Oh ok, cool…
I ate French Onion soup today and it’s 80 degrees outside
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”.
He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says “There is nothing wrong with them!”
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are… my… test… results… back?
OMG! WWC now that was funny
CHa I sent it to your email baby.
CHOCO
I know a few posters got terminal “Ed Zachary” disease…
@Al
I don’t understand what makes you think you can address me any type of way but pls understand this Im not the one regardless of what you think so keep your snide remarks about me to yourself #SO NOT KIDDING! It’s a lot of silly chit I could say about you but for what it’s not that serious and Im not that worried pls remember this cuz I don’t like gettin out of character – but I will! I could’ve easily said your Momma’s a freak or took it further but I asked you to watch your name calling you come back with another sissy ass response! We don’t have to speak or like one another but disrespect me YOU WILL NOT!
@Man, how bout this one :tiddays; ?
One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don’t want to go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job or we have anal sex. The wife isn’t to pleased but realizes it’s one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says well, what’s it to be. She isn’t pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, your dick tastes like shit. He replies: “Yeh, the dog didn’t want to go either.”
Choco aka Hippie says:
I ate French Onion soup today and it’s 80 degrees outside
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I don’t feel bad now cuz I had gumbo!
@Fe Fe why u
suga?
*I meant :tiddays:
West Coast Chick says:
One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don’t want to go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job or we have anal sex. The wife isn’t to pleased but realizes it’s one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says well, what’s it to be. She isn’t pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, your dick tastes like ****. He replies: “Yeh, the dog didn’t want to go either.”
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OMG, fcking
at this one! on that note, I’m out of here everyone 
Have a great weekend and keep it light!
@MIRS
Are you teasing me??
You can bust the tiddys out for Al but now it’s not working???
You something.
@Dymond
I was like why am I eating hot soup smh but it was YUMMY (Growly voice)
BISH AZZ AL you better laugh it off see I can be a bish just like you!
@Cfree
Lol, I couldn’t get the codes to work to show Cha how to strike out words…It kept deleting what I was trying to type!
CHOC, dont let ur blood pressure soar let go and lets love
On another note, im ready for a stiff azz cOck.. tail that is
@WCC
that last one was gross
@CFREE
He’s not worth any of it I just don’t who the fuk he thinks he is – i mean that punk azz be coming me sideways like we know one another I hate a disrespectful mofo for no reason
@CFREE
MOS DEF READY FOR COCK!
AHAAAAAHHHHAAA
@Cha, i have your name on “my list” for when I receive my award at the next Annual SR Awards
I’ll take c ocktail, either way
WCC, no animal sex jokes, mkay….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
Are you teasing me??
You can bust the tiddys out for Al but now it’s not working???
You something.
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Here you go,
, and make sure you rub em good, too.
#255
Sooooo Mary J. Blige did a song with Nicki Minaj. I know Lil Kim’s Asian lookin azz is pissed.
But she still my girl, tho.
I feel ya CHOCO, Forget all that lets rock the c_ck.. tails *lines up shots of patron for us*
ending with 
<< a perfect friday nite!
has anyone ever gotten a good look at Lisa Bonet’s baby daddy Jason Momoa? He is uber yummy! I started watching Game of Thrones because he was on it.Hope he does a good jobas Conan the Barbarian in the remake
I
MJB, but I will not support no hokey pokey rhymes.
Imma have to hear this song first before I buy. MJB is one of the artists that I support during the first weeks sales.
mirsmommy says:
Sooooo Mary J. Blige did a song with Nicki Minaj. I know Lil Kim’s Asian lookin azz is pissed. But she still my girl, tho.
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rumor is Nikki may bring Kim out for a surprise collabo
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are… my… test… results… back?
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So we getting loose in here #getrighttime
@CFREE
@MrsLove
Yes he is very cute – but that bohemian lifestyle they lead makes me wonder
@Yall, the beat is sampled from Wu Tang Clan’s Triumph. Nicki’s part is decent. She took a stab at Kim again.
WCC, no animal sex jokes, mkay….
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@HARD HITTER
I been waiting for one of these ladies to take some clothes off or something.
@HH
have a drink with the girls – Dymond and Free are on their third round already 
Dymond says:
mirsmommy says:
Sooooo Mary J. Blige did a song with Nicki Minaj. I know Lil Kim’s Asian lookin azz is pissed. But she still my girl, tho.
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rumor is Nikki may bring Kim out for a surprise collabo
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Really???? Seems like she took a stab at Kim’s azz again.
I know at this point Kim has too much pride, if it happens i wud be really suprised
Yall still crazy says:
I will not support no hokey pokey rhymes.
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I think everyone downplays Nikki’s lyrics cuz of the voices
IDK know if she writes her own chit or not, but her flow is funny, metaphorical, she uses punchlines, etc….all the things the males are doing
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WCC
that last one was gross
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Im sorry.. i got carried away
I bet Lil Kim won’t tawk chit to Mary for doin a callabo with Nicki.
MJB is straight hood. 
@Man
I feel you. Maybe give em a drink so they can say, “I usually dont do this but I was feeling tipsy last night”.
Whose on the pole next, $10 for the top $10 for the bottom
Queue Nelly’s Hot in Herre
@ Mirs and Cfree
I can’t remember where I saw it but that’s what I read
But “rumor” is the key word
Reading local news… so um.. dumb azz phuks still leaving they children in the hottt azz car while they go to work huh? WTF! i mean i dont get it, i really dont.. The bytch had the nerve to say she didnt know her 6yr old was in the backseat!
@MIRS
“I bet Lil Kim won’t tawk chit to Mary for doin a callabo with Nicki. MJB is straight hood. ”
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Yeah, Kim dumb but she ain’t crazy.
Remember when MJB was invited to Oprah’s Feast for Old Women? She was lookin at eating utensils like she’d never seen that chit before. Know she just bite meat right off the bone.
Choco
Next round on me…I got you. “Let me buy you a drank”
What yall drinking?
**starts bartending**
OPEN BAR FOR THE LADIES!
On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it’s time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:
” Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person”
The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.
She asks the man, “Do you really expect me to choose you? You don’t even have any arms or legs!” The old man replies, “Well, I don’t have arms, so how could I beat you?” The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. “I don’t have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, “But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?”
The man smiles and says, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I!”
Dymond says:
Yall still crazy says:
I will not support no hokey pokey rhymes.
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I think everyone downplays Nikki’s lyrics cuz of the voices
IDK know if she writes her own chit or not, but her flow is funny, metaphorical, she uses punchlines, etc….all the things the males are doing
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I flucks with Nicki
We bout to celebrate like Master P, when the judge said he only have to pay $271 for child support.
Top Shelf for everybody
Hard Hitter says:
@Man
I feel you. Maybe give em a drink so they can say, “I usually dont do this but I was feeling tipsy last night”.
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Are you secretly tellin @Man to serve us Ruthies
“I usually dont do this but I was feeling tipsy last night”.
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@HH
Im drinking Patron but don’t give me to many cuz I will get tipsy
Whose on the pole next, $10 for the top $10 for the bottom
Queue Nelly’s Hot in Herre
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$10?
Hot in Herre?
WCC
I hope you didnt copywrite your material because I will be borrowing.
Top Shelf for everybody
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MY MAN
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:
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Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love,
Hollingsworth
P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“I bet Lil Kim won’t tawk chit to Mary for doin a callabo with Nicki. MJB is straight hood. ”
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Yeah, Kim dumb but she ain’t crazy.
Remember when MJB was invited to Oprah’s Feast for Old Women? She was lookin at eating utensils like she’d never seen that chit before. Know she just bite meat right off the bone.
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@MANs perverted azz
The man smiles and says, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I!”
this is gross too 
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Mirs..no ruffies…. I want yall to remember that truck that ran through you – lol
Chcoc – Patron…how about the Patron Margarita
Dymond – Afterlife Expresso… I got you
She was lookin at eating utensils like she’d never seen that chit before. Know she just bite meat right off the bone.
You made me LOL at my desk 
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Hard Hitter says:
Mirs..no ruffies…. I want yall to remember that truck that ran through you – lol
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I want yall to remember that truck that ran through you – lol
DAYUM
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Patron Margherita will do just fine
The DJ spinning Fab right now….”I dont beat it up, I assualt her” Pullllllllll UP! (queue horns)…. “her feet are k!lling her,…”call it shoeicide”
***looks around bar and the only hard legs I see are Man and $10***
@ Man, but I will take a few free shots before I leave
Hard Hitter says:
WCC
I hope you didnt copywrite your material because I will be borrowing.
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Appletina *whispers* with an extra shot of vodka.
*arms folded* IONO I’m gonna have to hear the song.
Text me when you get outside… I know the owner…wristbands for everybody – lol
@DYMOND
Please proceed to the pole and exhibit your “booty clapping, bustin opening” skills.
Thanks.
Depressed, getting cheated on, hitting the d0pe MJB > Happyily married MJB
I’m kidding Hard Hitter
You cool w/ me
but
all you beautiful people
Next time Dymond Next time
F it…DYmond…everybody got a price….what bill you need paid…”now can we get the p@nt!es dropping and the @sses popping”?
Yall Still Craxy – Appletina…(gives the nod to the bartender)
**makes note for Dymond not to ever receive free drinks at the bar again for not azz clapping or busting it wide open**
ALBoy says:
@ WCC where are you getting these jokes from
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a special place
Walks Dymond to her car…”how can reach you where I wont get you in trouble”.
@ Wcc A “Special Place” Huh How can I get there
yall gotta read the joke # 304
its my favorite
a special place
Nasty thoughts 
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We got a special guest in the building ….Jimmer Ferdette
Queue the golddiggers who want their baby to have “good hair”
ALBoy says:
@ Wcc A “Special Place” Huh How can I get there
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some people just put on their “dorothy” shoes and clicked the heels 3 times.. but there are several ways to get there
Hard Hitter says:
We got a special guest in the building ….Jimmer Ferdette
Queue the golddiggers who want their baby to have “good hair”
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WCC – lol
“Does your family have Indian in it”
I’m out yall
:jack: <<<in front of the ladies before I go
@WCC
304 was funny but the punchline on those others ones are funny as hail
@ Wcc Okay its cool I’ll just keep enjoying what comes from your special place
<<<in front of the ladies before I go
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SMDH
Man…
You can always find a straggler before you leave empty handed #loweryourstandardsforanight
Al…I used to have a homeboy who said after 12AM…he turn’s nothing down but his collar – lol
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter’s date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father. The mother said, “That’s wonderful. Isn’t he smart? What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?” The father replied “From the smell of his fingers,… our son in-law!”
ALBoy says:
@ Wcc Okay its cool I’ll just keep enjoying what comes from your special place
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WCC
I like that… smelling fingers used to win a lot of bets
ewwwwwwww @ HH
Cha Chizzle
you still here ms lady 
On topic…. have you ever noticed that the wedding couple in Kevin Hart’s Ford commericial seems to be the same couple form the State Farm’s commerical where the darkskin brother with the low, all-around even cut says “with a new girlfriend” and his redbone girlfriend with the hoodratish voice replies “change me back”
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute.”. “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”. “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asks the guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain, “I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine.” Still not knowing what she’s talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. “What was that for?” he asks. “Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again.” she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. “Wait, where are you going?” she asks. The guy says, ” If you think I’m sticking around for 67 more of those, you’re crazy !!!!!
Mirs – Touché
WCC – It better be some chicken farming going on tonight but after the 6 9 story, I may be content on chilling
Im glad you all liked my jokes.. I have to keep you kids entertained until Auntie gets back
@ HH.. i dovnt care for teh 69 joke, but I was running out of material
WCC You rock!
Good Weekend Errbody!
you too YAll
have a great weekend
Why you name your daughter Cliffaneka though
Just caught his appearance on Jay Leno w/Shaq. Lil dude funny as hell.
Kevin Hart is a FEWL! Saw him on Jay Leno the other night and he had be crackin up!
Dont like those Ford commercials I hear on the radio tho, not funny.