Cartoonish rapper Nicki Minaj unleashed her new and improved boobs for the world to see on the MTV Movie Awards last night.
Of course, these are not the first implants for the 28-year-old “Your Love” singer who is completely fake from the neck down. It’s hard to say just how many breast enhancements Nicki has had to go along with her butt shots, nose jobs, cheek and hip implants. But does it matter?
Yes, say some mothers who are appalled that Nicki was invited to speak to their daughters at a school in Chicago. One mom emailed me to say she wasn’t warned that Minaj would make a surprise visit to Collins Academy High School last month.
“None of the parents received advance warning,” she wrote. “I was shocked and appalled that [Nicki Minaj] was the most positive role model the school could invite to speak to our students.”
The mom of a 16-year-old student, said she would have yanked her daughter out of classes if she had known that Nicki would visit the school that day.
Maybe the teachers used Nicki’s visit to teach the kids that the human body is made up of 60% water, but Nicki’s body is composed of 60% silicone and other industrial strength lubricants?
BIG OLE ITTTIES. THANK GOD FOR MY NATURAL C CUP. I DON’T WANT NO BACK PROBLEMS…
you gotta be kiddin me…:blink:
Auntie always knows when to take the KNIFE out and stab…lol (No PUN intended Nicki)
What is really good with this girl!!! She look a hotassmess.com….what is she doing to herself….
Black I have DDs and dont have any back problems
Oh ontopic…. who cares
Luscious you better tell that bish Bbeauti what it is. #TeamD’s over cherrrrrr
What’s the big deal? So what she and Sean Kingston have the same cup size… prob same size kick stand… IDK…
@Melissa
One more boob job and her breasts will be sitting right under her chin smh
Well Sandy she paid for them
“Fake from the NECK down”?….Now Auntie, I know ur nursing degree taught u basichuman anatomy. She is glue, caulk, and paper mache from the forehead down
Honestly I don’t think it’s implants. Victoria’s secret has these bras that will literally push you breast up to your chin.
Looks like they’re just pushed up and the bras has hella padding.
Even if they are implants, who cares?
*basic human
It’s not a good look when your boobs almost touch your collar bone. She should have waited for those things to drop a little.
Black is that ur………other half in ur gravi
#policallycorrect
Mamacita says:
Honestly I don’t think it’s implants. Victoria’s secret has these bras that will literally push you breast up to your chin.
Looks like they’re just pushed up and the bras has hella padding.
Even if they are implants, who cares
Thats what i was thinking. They look pushed up and extra oily to appear BIGGER!!!
Mamacita says:
Victoria’s secret has these bras that will literally push you breast up to your chin.
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Yep, it’s called the Miraculous
regardless if they are real or not what is real on this chick? Any real females with all there natural parts PLEASE STAND UP!
Why would a school have her there to speak to kids? Sounds like some administrators/teachers want to meet nicki. Bet they had their friends all up in the school and everything.
Auntie, so you knew how many nose jobs Bey had, but now your stumped on this clown?!?!
OAN:If my child attended that school,I would surely look at the decision makers with caution… (that’s as nice as I can put it)
Hi Suga walls, am just reading your email from Friday please forgive me darling!!!
*standing up* Hey Knowledge, 100% real
Speak some east coast slang to me. Please & Thanks
Jamillah says:
It’s not a good look when your boobs almost touch your collar bone. She should have waited for those things to drop a little.
Thank you them tiddays should not be on her collar bone, that looks real uncomfortable 
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Nicki Minaj was at a school because…………
Looks like a really good push up bra to me. Got to see her again to make sure.
*stands up*
Hey Melissa!
Knowlegde can you change ur gravi back to the previous one please and thank you
@ DKCHOC Exactly! Look at how far up they are but they still don’t really look bigger. If they were actual implants I would imagine them looking different than that.
@YaYa
that’s them! I couldn’t remember the name! It’s sooooooo much padding in those. Basically the whole bra is padded!
Anybody in here remember the Victoria Secret water bra?
EB
I’m wonderin that same thing
Thank Gawd for my fat lips, nice size azz, & big ole
that was God given, oh & did I leave out my flawless tan! Just to think woman are paying for what God graced me with naturally!!
Yall I dont cuz I never needed a padded bra unless you count my trainin bra that wnet straight across and was filled with cotton
Brown, you so silly!
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This was back in 99 or so. But, yeah, it was like water or jelly!
#ivefilledoutsincethen
Yall
I was so happy to have my first bra!
I was one of the tallest ones in the class so on picutre day I wore a see thru shirt and stood proud!
mama was pissed
this was 5th grade and I really dont think I needed it then but my sister thought it was cute so she bought it! I coulda got by with a tank top under my shirt!
her breasts are looking swollen and painful
Jamillah says:
It’s not a good look when your boobs almost touch your collar bone. She should have waited for those things to drop a little.
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Its not a good look when ur boobs touch ur navel either… this poor guy was fishing for my nipple… I kept trying gather up my boob meat…. I gave up and stuck an old raisin I found in my bed to my back fat…
AS A MOTHER OF A 14 YR OLD FEMALE, I AM CONFIDENT MY DAUGHTER WOULD HAVE STAGED A WALK OUT IF THEY BROUGHT BARBIE TO HER SCHOOL ASSEMBLY.
@ yallC *place ny fitted on* what’s good ma? you good shawty. I see you lookin all real and things got me mad feening for you and things. Stand up again so i can peep the realness from ya ma!
Brown, I didn’t like it, but, I am SO GRATEFUL for having to wear an underwire bra from the get-go!(All day long, slept in it too.Hmmp)
Nowadays, I can go without a bra if I choose.
#teamperkytatas
I gotcha double L will change it back when i get to the crib
I try to find something attractive about Nikki and it never happens
Knowledge I appreciate your cooperation in this urgent matter
Dawn Sheen says:
Its not a good look when ur boobs touch ur navel either… this poor guy was fishing for my nipple… I kept trying gather up my boob meat…. I gave up and stuck an old raisin I found in my bed to my back fat…
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Dawn….ma’am….nevermind
@DAWN
You know I still hate you right? You do? Good.
Choco
she has a pretty skin color
#helpful
Damn, yall just came outta nowhere. I thought me and Brown were sharing our first bra stories!
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*still standing* I see you beasting over there Knowledge! *head nod up*
*adds Dawn to the hate list right under KDUB*
Yall that was the cheapest “lace” type material!
I was always itchin
Boooooo @ #teamperkytatas
HMPH.
They look real to me!
@Choco, she’s not cross-eyed
#nooffense
Why yall hate me… I am just rying to prepare for my twitter stand up which will be coming very soon.. acting like yall never found a dime under yall titty in the shower…
*shakin em at my desk (like Charo)for Yso*
Dawn Sheen says:
Why yall hate me… I am just rying to prepare for my twitter stand up which will be coming very soon.. acting like yall never found a dime under yall titty in the shower…
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You, straight —–>
FE FE that felt good……… do it some mo
@Yall
She does look crossed eye to me at time
I still say Nikki looked like Roger from What’s Happening now she look swell like Lil Kim circa 1995… speaking of which I hear Lil Kim got her nose all the way closed so now she can only breath thru her mouth.
I got new pics.. I wannna show my face on my gravi but my mouth too foul
@ DAWN
THE BRAID LADY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TOLD ME SHE ONECE LOST $20….FOUND IT THREE DAYS LATER UNDER HER LEFT BOOB.
#TEAMBREASTREDUCTION
Always going to beast for you YallC ya feel me shawty nahamean. Yso i got a tshirt just like your grav. if icould wear it to work i would.
Ok, Choco.
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Brown, the inside was itchy like an old cheap comforter’s insides
#likeinsulation
standing up straight with my beautiful DOUBLE D’s (DEBBIE AND DIANA)
I got new pics.. I wannna show my face on my gravi but my mouth too foul
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You may be wise not too
What could she possibly teach those young ladies? How to hate themselves and mutate their bodies? How to be unlady like and use foul language and walk around with dildo’s? I’m confused.
I got you Double L
YSoSerious says:
Boooooo @ #teamperkytatas
HMPH.
Cmere YSOLODIVA MAMA… *sits on your lap and braids your locs in to a push up bra made out of diamonds…. cus I luv u that much
*blushing smirk* @ Knowledge. Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Cha, what’s your tattoo?
@yalll ummmmmmmmmmm just wanted to tell you dont be scared about doing “it” just do it baby!
DMisses says:
What could she possibly teach those young ladies? How to hate themselves and mutate their bodies? How to be unlady like and use foul language and walk around with dildo’s? I’m confused.
Im confused to …. shall I hold you or would you like to hold me
@DAWN
Now how is Ho Chi Kim gone suck off a roomful of nyggas without suffocating?
I aint gone lie.. when Nikki first came out with that 5 star chick..I was really impressed, but now, this chick is just beyond weird.. I cant get with it
Bury me without a bra….
A BUTTERFLY…
@Cha cha
Standing up with my small size 6 frame and the girls up top shaking (both G cups)
… big 
run in the fam…
Knowledge I hope that kiss was with some tongue and not a wack azz peck!
I think my feet need some attention!
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:
DMisses says:
What could she possibly teach those young ladies? How to hate themselves and mutate their bodies? How to be unlady like and use foul language and walk around with dildo’s? I’m confused.
Im confused to …. shall I hold you or would you like to hold me
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2cents says:
@ DAWN
THE BRAID LADY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TOLD ME SHE ONECE LOST $20….FOUND IT THREE DAYS LATER UNDER HER LEFT BOOB.
#TEAMBREASTREDUCTION
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I done found:
1. Change for $3.00
2. House Key
3. Parking ticket
4. Panites
5. Comdom
6. dime bag
7. bullet
8. gum ball
9. cell phone battery
10. seaman
*scoots over to yallC and whispers in ear* see shawty u blushing and all with all this realness got me wanting to come over and loung with ya ma. got me straight jonesing and all word ma!
Frenchie, “it” scares me
Ho Chi Kim though?!?!
#teamlilkim
FeFe
I dont think I’ve ever seen a G cup
THE BRAID LADY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TOLD ME SHE ONECE LOST $20….FOUND IT THREE DAYS LATER UNDER HER LEFT BOOB.
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Ummm, how about #teamwashyoazzandtakeashowereverydaytocleanupundathosethangs
@KNOWLEDGE
I saw a guy at my local Dominicks wearing this exact shirt. I might get this as a tattoo.
CHA!! :hugs:
I’m just saying though, being perky ain’t everything.<—LIE
@ double L it was all
babe get’s the foot towel wraps it over my arm and gets ready for those pigeon toed feet
va_shawty says:
Can we get a post on Patti Labelle regarding the lawsuit that was filed against her by a West Point cadet. Please and Thank you!!!
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There is no story there. The guy was drunk and acting like a jerk. He punched Patti’s limo driver and the driver decked him. End of story.
@Luscious
That’s the crazy thing, I hide them well (#teamqualitybras), but when the bra comes off it’s all
errrwhere…..
*one eyebrow raised inquisitively*
@ CFree.. let me guess, your boss is female, right??
West Coast Chick says:
I aint gone lie.. when Nikki first came out with that 5 star chick..I was really impressed, but now, this chick is just beyond weird.. I cant get with it
She is pretty to look at but her personality sucks major AZz
yso that tat would be beast hard! if you get it where would you put it?
2cents says:
@ DAWN
THE BRAID LADY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TOLD ME SHE ONECE LOST $20….FOUND IT THREE DAYS LATER UNDER HER LEFT BOOB.
#TEAMBREASTREDUCTION
sooo, dis broad didnt bathe for 3 days?!
@cfree
I have on a dress, its 3 inches from my knees.. my boss just came to my desk to tell me its inappropriate not to wear it again
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You should look at him like this—>
High 5’s Lucious and all my other #team DDs!!! WHAAAAAAAT UP
Knowledge I hope that kiss was with some tongue and not a wack azz peck!
I think my feet need some attention!
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@Free
Is your boss a female and what does the chest area look like SMDH at some folks – what did you do
@Yall you and Lolita and Me and Kwowledge about to play wrestle –
I forgot Lo hate sharing
Sandra did u let me in ur twitter? I see u all locked and chit? IDK… could be my sheep azz phone doh
Yso
I’ve chickened out on many tattoos
I wanted one on one of the twins but my mom said she wwould disown me! Especially when I told her what I was gonna get. i told her it’s not like she gon see it anyway!
^5 Team 38 DD
@FEFE
How the hell do you stand up straight?!
Oh, and pics or it didn’t happen.*
*Decided to beat the fellas to it this time.
*waits for Knowledge to get on his damn job*
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 let’s hold each other lol
Feline Feminine says:
@Cha cha
Standing up with my small size 6 frame and the girls up top shaking (both G cups) … big run in the fam
Ok, you guys are making me feel like a freak of nature with my 34 G’s….
Cfree, document the verbal exchange in an e-mail(even if it’s to yourself), so that you have this record if you need it.
List everything that was said, and the tone, and how it made you feel.
*back to being silly*
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:
West Coast Chick says:
I aint gone lie.. when Nikki first came out with that 5 star chick..I was really impressed, but now, this chick is just beyond weird.. I cant get with it
She is pretty to look at but her personality sucks major AZz
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And her stage performances are equivalent to watching paint dry! The bish sucks major AZz
@KNOWLEDGE
You pick.
@Feline
#helpful
If you let me motorboat them you won’t feel like a freak a nature just a freak
DAMN FF 34 G’s?
@yso
I’ve been through therapy to learn how to stand better…real talk
West Coast Chick says:
@ CFree.. let me guess, your boss is female, right??
Ah, yeah she’s like, u didnt notice ppl looking at u? Ummm.. no wtf! the dress is no where near short and i dont even have on heels. You know sometimes a dress can look shorter w/heels. Anywho, i smell haterism
Yall still crazy says:
Cfree, document the verbal exchange in an e-mail(even if it’s to yourself), so that you have this record if you need it.
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*stands up so Choco can motorboat all afternoon*
Grabs Double L’s feet grabs the sponge and squeeze water slowly over them and then dry’s them with the towel massage the left foot slowly and sensual
@Fi, I wanna see too! #wedontthinkyoureafreakofnature Now, show us
@Choco, what had happened?!?
#kindalost
@CFREE
“I have on a dress, its 3 inches from my knees.. my boss just came to my desk to tell me its inappropriate not to wear it again ”
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You must have a big ol azz…
@LUSCIOUS
I only have one on my left calf (a black sun to cover-up something else) but I want more.
It’s very true that tattooing becomes addictive. I don’t want to end up looking like a coloring book though…
CFree it may be 3 inches from your knees in the front but what that wagon lookn like in the back?
that may be where the problem lies
#helpful #SpokenFromExperience
@yso hmmmm….let’s see what place is better to
over the tat?
@cfree
Do you have cleavage showing? If not, she’s full of ish…
@Yall
You just confused me I said me you Knowledge and Lo should play wrestle
CFREE says:
West Coast Chick says:
@ CFree.. let me guess, your boss is female, right??
Ah, yeah she’s like, u didnt notice ppl looking at u? Ummm.. no wtf! the dress is no where near short and i dont even have on heels. You know sometimes a dress can look shorter w/heels. Anywho, i smell haterism
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yeah, she sounds jealous of you . let us know if we need to come up there…..
I aint no joke!
Hold Coco what’s this about wrestling?
My shoulders are sooo sore
#playshardtoget
@Choco, we can split em!
@CFREE
The ONLY way to tell if it’s inappropriate is for you to bend over like you picking something up to see if it’s riding up too high on you.
Please send the pic to JCSTANSB@YAHOO and I can discern if this dress is appropriate or not.
When I was temping this broad told me my skirt was too short and it was above the knew but imo not short at all – I wore that chit my last day and she wasn’t told it was my last day until the last day #PLAY PUZZY GET FUKD
Thank you Knowledge!
I thought we was bout to have some problems!
@yall
It’d have to be a nude pic for it to be believable…like I said I spend alot of money on quality minimizing bras
OHoney says:
CFree it may be 3 inches from your knees in the front but what that wagon lookn like in the back? that may be where the problem lies
#helpful #SpokenFromExperience
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I hope she aint basing that comment on “ethic assets” cuz if so, that sounds like discrimination to me= lawsuit
Choco aka Hippie says:
When I was temping this broad told me my skirt was too short and it was above the knew but imo not short at all – I wore that chit my last day and she wasn’t told it was my last day until the last day #PLAY PUZZY GET FUKD
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@Yall
Kool with me I will start with the bottom – it’s been a while since I’ve
@Knowledge we trying to have a e-threesome with you just for kicks
#KNEE hate correcting typos
DMisses says:
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 let’s hold each other lol
@ KIMI……… your so pretty……….. your so freakin pretty!
CFREE check your dress code because some employers have it listed in the employee handbook
@cfree
I have on a dress, its 3 inches from my knees.. my boss just came to my desk to tell me its inappropriate not to wear it again
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IS YOUR BOSS A MAN OR A WOMAN?
ARE YUOU BLESSED WITH EXTREME BACKSIDE?
IS YOUR CLEAVAGE SHOWING?
DO YOU WORK AROUND ALOT OF PINKTOES(BECKY’S ARE VERY INTIMIDATED BY A SEXY SISTA)
Yall still crazy says:
Cfree, document the verbal exchange in an e-mail(even if it’s to yourself), so that you have this record if you need it.
List everything that was said, and the tone, and how it made you feel.
i’ll tell u how it makes me feel, like dis ho want me to wear turtle neck floor length dresses cause she built like a brinks truck
#teamBcup
Feline Feminine says:
Ok, you guys are making me feel like a freak of nature with my 34 G’s….
Grabs Double L right foot and then massages it* slowly makes makes my up to them bowlegged legs and thighs
@Ohoney
She wasn’t even from the DMV dumb broad moved up her from North Carolina chasing her DC hubby of a cop and hating on the females in the DMV – I had that skirt for years and wore it to work many times – plain azz bish I bet you she hate DMV – she didn’t fit in
FRENCH GAL
pours a gallon of baby oil down your legs and slides down each in slow motion
i’ll tell u how it makes me feel, like dis ho want me to wear turtle neck floor length dresses cause she built like a brinks truck
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@FEFE
We don’t mean to make you feel bad. :hugs:
The sales lady at Lane Bryant tried to tell me I was an F cup. I said eff that cause I felt the same way about feeling “freakish”. So you really have my deepest sympathy.
(hands you a custom made back brace with FEFE IS FINE bedazzled in the back)
YSO
I was gonna get an aice cream cone with a couple of scoops of ice cream with some drippin off the side and later determined when I turned 70 I didnt wanna see any melted ice cream!
DO YOU WORK AROUND ALOT OF PINKTOES(BECKY’S ARE VERY INTIMIDATED BY A SEXY SISTA)
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# REAL MUTHA FUKIN TALK!
@Knowledge
I don’t think you can handle me and Yall – u too busy dealing with a foot fetish 
On second thought
*sits on Cha Cha’s lap and allows her chest to comfort me*
@choco well bring it as long as i get my
in on a few good. the 
comes later
@CHOCO:
When I was temping this broad told me my skirt was too short and it was above the knew but imo not short at all
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*KNEE
#TRYINTOFUKSWITHYA
@choco i can mutli task
Awwwwwwww thank you cha cha!! i def don’t feel like it at all right now!
CHA CHA
so im eatin this abnormally huge banana…………………
@yso
I got fitted a few years back and had been wearing the wrong size for awhile…I went to a professinal bra shop and told them I wore a DDD, the lady looked at me and busted out laughing…that’s when she measured me and said I was a G cup. I didn’t believe her so I ordered some G cup bras from other shops and other online stores and they ALL fit me to a ‘T’… I had to face the music
*thinking about all those years in high school and college when folks made fun of my rack telling me I was gonna tip over*
Ohoney u may be right, it may be the tush hiking it up in the back
FeFe no cleavage, i wore a cami underneath
But ive been told its the way my body is shaped (curvy) makes clothes look a bit more over the top than usual. But i can assure this dress in not lookn like a bish fina hit the club she is trippn! oh wellz, back to wearing slacks
I feel soooo dirty!
but in good way
Cfree, that sounds like you feel:
offended
embarrassed
belittled
singled out (if other chicks wear similar dresses)
@KNOWLEDGE
I can’t get it THERE…That is a very sensitive area.
May I add, ive seen my male boss several times 2day. He hasnt said a word about it
@yso just move it up b/c either way it will be
able
@CFREE
Its summer time slacks can be hot – read your dress codes and tell brinks to take that chit to the bank
Perfect Cfree, e-mail your male boss. This is a great paper trail!!! State what she said and how you feel and ask his opinion.
#chaching!
Choco, you crazy girl!!!
Free
from my experience workin for the govt most male bosses would prefer a female do it because that way they cant be charged with sexual harrassment
@Knowledge
So head before you head in
tell brinks to take that chit to the bank
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This has tickled me.
But not as much as KNOWLEDGE.
My coworker just got flowers…. bish
#salty
Ladies I have a potential date tonight and Im not looking forward to it One I just met him this weekend two I don’t feel like hosting with the mostess and three I don’t plan on
him but I should still have the date right just to see –
Choco I thought you had a man…..have I been gone that long or do I have you confused with someone else?
Choco, just call and cancel.
1. you’ll see his response
2. do it(the date) when you feel up to it.–why not bring your A game.
IMO
Okay all this
made me log my girls on.. 
Afternoooon SR Family!!
and a :wave:
Yall still crazy says:
Cfree, that sounds like you feel:
offended
embarrassed
belittled
singled out (if other chicks wear similar dresses)
And she wasn’t even discreet about it she said it in front of one of my co workers. wheretheydothatat. im gettn pissed! *searching for handbook*
@Ohoney
I had a man who got himself in trouble so I consider myself single – when he’s out of trouble I may not be single anymore it depends on how I feel but my life goes on – Im not putting it on hold for anyone and he wont be gone that long – but still I don’t play that chit and he knew that about me
OHoney says:
CFree it may be 3 inches from your knees in the front but what that wagon lookn like in the back? that may be where the problem lies
#helpful #SpokenFromExperience
OHoney you should post a picture of your wagon as an example
#helpful
This is why I will send my kids to private school…
Who thought Nikki Minaj was an appropriate guest at a school???? I would have been LIVID!
@CFREE
You should also be able to find it on your company website I fukd a mgr up who tried that chit with – went straight to HR I know longer had to support that racist bish
Choco I can understand that
<< glad the lol is back. If you need further "evidence" of what I mean provide me with your email address. #GladToHelpCha-Cha
Cha-Cha you can’t see that thang hangin off the chair
@ Cfree.. that bish aint cool AT ALL
watch that hoe! word up!
Have a great evening everyone!
Cfree, do not get emotional AT ALL. Save that for at home.
That’s what she did, she got emotional, and said something in front of another person, she was way out of line.
Mgmt can not do certain things. They have to do everything by the book. Read you company’s book.
But make sure that you list everything in your detailed e-mail. You may forget something minor, so do it today…
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
CHA CHA
so im eatin this abnormally huge banana…………………
Go on
@Yall
IDK cuz he could be back up for dinner and drinks and maybe sex if the mood is right he’s not repulsive it’s just that I don’t feel like entertaining like that – at my house restaurant or anywhere else but I will play it off without acting like Im cancelling wouldn’t want to burn any bridges
@KNOWLEDGE yeen speakn 2day homey
@WUT hey chica
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CFREE
You should also be able to find it on your company website I fukd a mgr up who tried that chit with – went straight to HR I know longer had to support that racist bish
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Choco, I swear, you are like ebony and ivory twins
I had to do the exact same thing 
that bish was scared shytless the next day 
OHoney says:
Choco I can understand that
Cha-Cha you can’t see that thang hangin off the chair << glad the lol is back. If you need further "evidence" of what I mean provide me with your email address. #GladToHelpCha-Cha
happyday3212001
#research
Hey CFree!
i meant to say we are like ebony and ivory twins
@cfree how you sweetie love the new grav
Cha Cha I already sucked that thang down
@Wut, I see you being a fassazz!
@OHoney
As much as chit I talk I still prefer to be with him the one whose in trouble and I’ve date a few guys but he’s the one I wanna be with – sometimes I keep checking myself like don’t be dumb bish but like this guy he’s tall light skin cute face – around my age – so kool a lil chunky but not gross the only effn thing Im thinking about is how I love my men dark and thick I compare guys to the one whose in trouble and it annoys the fuk out of me cuz dude is looking to settle down
YALLCraz, im not the emotional type.. i played it real cool. cooler than freddie jackson sippn a milkshake in a snow storm, kno what im tombout?
~big boi
CFREEKA… did you tell that bish you was muthafluckin CFRESCA shakedanceextradoiniairesdfsdkfnsdkgn and you can teach that bish a thang or two
you should just walk by or in to her office and drop it low and pick it up slow on that bish and then smack your own azz….. now you might not have a nameplate at your desk tomorrow but you gotta show that bish whose BOSS 
@WUT
I you and the girls.
Some of y’all are making some guys VERY happy.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Cha Cha I already sucked that thang down
did you nibble and lick and bite it and chew on it slowly
@WCC
Yeah but what fukd her up she came on board and was hating from the beginning no one ever said anything about what I wore until she mentioned a rude comment to me – I look at her like she was crazy – that bish didn’t make eye contact with me after that talking bout WOW how can you keep those puppies in – BISH WHAT YOU FAT WHITE PIECE OF BREAD
@ Cfree.. tell the bish. “if she aint a cfree fan then the bish is def dumb, she aint yo son, she yo mutha fukin step son
#shytedonher
*ponders is I should post the twins for the world to see*
Naw I’ll pass
although they are quite beautiful
Plays ms merry mack with WUTS ta tas
@LUSCIOUS
We ain’t seen your girls before?
Cha is that @ yahoo dot com?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
*ponders is I should post the twins for the world to see*
Naw I’ll pass
although they are quite beautiful
TEASE OF THE WORLD
thank u KNOWLEDGE
& 
Yso
no ma’am you have not, well unless you went to that one site but no I havent posted my twins on sr
OHONEY
Off topic… Don’t lisa raye look like a straight up hooker hoe on that picture^^^ up there?!?! Like she’s posing for the passing cars, saying “Daddy, I’ll…………….”
I just want Punky Brewster and her antics to go away
Damn where is Rah Digga?
Cha Cha I’m appalled that you’d think I was a tease
West Coast Chick says:
@ Cfree.. tell the bish. “if she aint a cfree fan then the bish is def dumb, she aint yo son, she yo mutha fukin step son
#shytedonher
GANGSTA
West Coast Chick says:
@ Cfree.. tell the bish. “if she aint a cfree fan then the bish is def dumb, she aint yo son, she yo mutha fukin step son
#shytedonher
#THISCHITRIGHTHERENICCA
Done Cha-Cha
I’m gone ya’ll
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
with silver buttons,buttons, buttons
all down her back, back,back
#memories
Yall still crazy says:
@Wut, I see you being a fassazz!
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Only today… Tomorrow I will be the old Wut!! (included will be my… funluvin gravie.. :coffee:)
Hey Choco and Yso!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Cha Cha I’m appalled that you’d think I was a tease
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thats totally normal
She asked her mother mother mother for 15 cents, cents, cents,
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:
CFREEKA… did you tell that bish you was muthafluckin CFRESCA shakedanceextradoiniairesdfsdkfnsdkgn and you can teach that bish a thang or two you should just walk by or in to her office and drop it low and pick it up slow on that bish and then smack your own azz….. now you might not have a nameplate at your desk tomorrow but you gotta show that bish whose BOSS
I almost chocked on my red bull!
Yall thrill off in hea, tru G’s 
Dub C
I know right
To see the elephant,elephant,elephant jump over the fence, fence, fence
I don’t know if you ladies like Martha Stewart or cookbooks but one of her for grilling is online for free
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:
CFREEKA… did you tell that bish you was muthafluckin CFRESCA shakedanceextradoiniairesdfsdkfnsdkgn and you can teach that bish a thang or two you should just walk by or in to her office and drop it low and pick it up slow on that bish and then smack your own azz….. now you might not have a nameplate at your desk tomorrow but you gotta show that bish whose BOSS
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I just has a visual of Cfree walkin pass her ofc, droppin it low
So, you’re going tonight Choco?
@Yall
Yeah I suppose I will – he seems the type that want a lil woman but one who is independent Im so stuck in my ways his babies are young – I don’t know if I wanna go there he didn’t ask me meeting his kids but when he asked if I was wanting to settle down sorta sent a red flag is that what a lot ppl ask first nowadays
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Dub C
I know right
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O HONEY IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN PURTTTTTTTIFUL
how do you change you gravi? Any help would be appreciated thanx.
@Dats
Go to gravatar and use the email you used for registration with Sandra
West Coast Chick says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Dub C
I know right
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I KNOW MY TRUTH!!!!!!!!
Have a good one peeps
Yall still crazy says:
So, you’re going tonight Choco?
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Choco. going where? doing what??
The “fake from the neck down” comment cracked me up! she wasn’t born with those lace fronts though? lmao…
@WCC
On a date with this guy I met over the weekend – he seem chill enough just not ready for trying to tie me down maybe it won’t go anything like that who knows
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
West Coast Chick says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Dub C
I know right
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I KNOW MY TRUTH!!!!!!!!
Have a good one peeps
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@Yall
Yeah I suppose I will – he seems the type that want a lil woman but one who is independent Im so stuck in my ways his babies are young – I don’t know if I wanna go there he didn’t ask me meeting his kids but when he asked if I was wanting to settle down sorta sent a red flag is that what a lot ppl ask first nowadays
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Fukc Choco, they done flipped the script again! The young ones kinda get a pass, but damn the older ones are tripping now too!
I don’t like no settle down question on the 1st date. (that would be a no-no for a woman)
Hmm, are we changing too?!?! 
West, gimme a joke! *pouts* I ain’t got no more. Hmmmp…
@Yall
I know the women are changing becuz I am and girl I was like damn already that question I said Im looking for a companion but girl I gotta make sure Im getting the right vibe from him I do want to get to know him but if I don’t want to continue knowing him I dont want any drama or dumb chit and yes the younger ones I do give a pass to – but the olders one can act just as immature
On her perfect man:
My perfect guy right now would be a mannequin – one that comes alive only when I need him to!
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This is what Raven Symone said I know the females are changing
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WCC
On a date with this guy I met over the weekend – he seem chill enough just not ready for trying to tie me down maybe it won’t go anything like that who knows
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hope you have fun
@ ya’ll…coming right up…
Somebody needs to go on a 1st date with a guy and ask him the settling down question (AS IF he’ll tell the truth anyway) and report their finding back here on SR.
Anyhoo, have fun tonight!
JOKE>>>>
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”
thanks Ladies Im feeling weird about it but I will see Im also ovulating which is making my mood iffy I could really get in bed and watch tv all night
Do what you feel Choco. I don’t like being bothered when I don’t feel like being bother.
@Yall
YEP
i’m going on a first date tomorrow lol
Did you see new wiener post?
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Get another Work/Office Joke »
A man arrives back home after Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. The little girl says, “Daddy, why do you call your assistant a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey, it’s a term of affection. She’s very hard-working, and Daddy appreciates her efficiency.”
“Oh,” says the little girl, “I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lay her across your desk.”
Frenchie, Are you going to sacrifice your 1st date for educational SR purposes?
#jokingofcourse
choco i say stay home…eat some ice cream and go to bed. Hit buddy up when you feel like going.
@Kimi
Girl you and I are here cuz I will say something rude and potentially eliminate myself for future dates cuz tonite I don’t even feel like talking on the phone and he called me yesterday I didn’t call him back until and my sis called me last night I owe her a call so I know Im antisocial #GOOD LOOK MA……
@French
Are you looking forward to your first date?
nahhh not really this guy already thinks i need him in my life
Yall still crazy says:
Frenchie, Are you going to sacrifice your 1st date for educational SR purposes?
#jokingofcourse
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Who cares if her bitties or her booty is fake… She will still get the business…Them bitties look scrumptious too… Beyonce got some fake bitties as well… So does Kelly Rowland. All they bitties look good.
I don’t know what’s worse: this post, or the fact that I hadn’t noticed the implants.
Smdh.
I just hope black women dont go overboard with this plastic surgery mess… I mean unlike white women who have real hair,eyes,etc… Black women do not possess these things (generally). So if you have fake hair,fake eyes,fake body parts, that’s just too much! A dude might as well get a latina…..
@choco
Thanks…for some reason I thought I had to go thru word press.
Duh!
@JayYella
mean unlike white women who have real hair,eyes,etc… Black women do not possess these things (generally).
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black women all have eyes and hair…etc. What you mean is that we don’t possess the white standard of beauty in those things which unfortunately black men have been brain washed into thinking they are more beautiful. Brown eyesnot a pretty as green eyes? Man…i’m sorry you feel that way. we have the real real and it’s beautiful.
259 JayYellaLover says:
I just hope black women dont go overboard with this plastic surgery mess… I mean unlike white women who have real hair,eyes,etc… Black women do not possess these things (generally). So if you have fake hair,fake eyes,fake body parts, that’s just too much! A dude might as well get a latina…..
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Re do your studies b/c White women are the #1 customers when it comes to fake boobs, nose jobs, lip injections, extentions, and hell even fake azz skin colors (tanning)!!! Black women do stuff too, but hell the average white woman is not all the natural either!!!
Thanks Sandra for the update!