A cornucopia of B, C and D-list stars turned out last night for Swizz Beatz’s Reebok Classics “Reethym Of Lite” Campaign Unveiling at at Espace in New York City. Alicia Keys showed up to support her husband.
Chrisette Michele, rappers Lloyd Banks and Maino also attended. Chrisette looked stunning with her short hair style.
39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
Photos: Getty Images
I LOVE CHRISETTE
*makes appt to get mine cut off again*
You can tell that Alicia getting served on reg. ‘Dem hips spreading properly!
Chrisette your tidday bout to pop out
Blame It On Me
Lloyd starting to look a lil old but he can still get it, is that Trench from Naughty By Nature behind him?
Maino looking just like his brother Raheem (from Juice)
Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
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39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
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SOMETHING I WOULD SAY………….#DEAD Bury me in Cougi
What the heck kind of smile is Mr. Beatz making in the first pic? He looks like a 2 yr old when mama says “say cheese”.
GAGIRL87 says:
Maino looking just like his brother Raheem (from Juice)
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Raheem
Maino
I heart Maino! I thought he wasn’t Khalil Khan’s brother??
No words for Alicia & Swizz.
Chrisette Michelle is beautiful! Love her make-up!
Po Chrisette just as confused
But I lub the shat outta that bish!!
@ Tatted, Alicia is lookin a lil dyckmatized
I remember when I started smelling myself about 18 and I went from a size 7 to a 9. HIPS WERE ON HAMMER! I also contributed it to getting dyck on a regular.
Busta was here in Guadeloupe last week and everybody told me he was the business! too bad i missed it.
What happened to Bussa-buss!
Oh, and hey ya’ll!
Anna says:
What the heck kind of smile is Mr. Beatz making in the first pic? He looks like a 2 yr old when mama says “say cheese”.
Exactly, my son on his id pictures yesterday. that’s not a smile !!
Cha Cha, who’s that now?
i’m sorry.. i couldn’t read any further than cornucopia.
Bustas belly is popping out just like Chrisettes tidday…
Alicia and Swizz makes such an ugly cpl…and he looks like he never learned how 2 smile.
39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
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Leave my po’ Bussa Buss alone. I love Chrisette, she is sooo beautiful!!
NO Teyana..JUST FLUCKIN NO! and Tami you my BISH but you look all types of lost…Did the Basketball head wives stand you up
That look was made for a pedicure appointment 
Tika looks HOT! 
I see part of an areola
vero says:
Cha Cha, who’s that now?
HEY RO RO … That wassssssss me
Alicia must have worn a regular girddle and not a body magic because it is showing. She looks great post-baby though none the less
Tami needs 2 give Evelyn her hat back..
and Jen her dress back…
Tami just needs 2 go home…or to the market. she looks like she just stumbled on in there..
and I just peeped Alicias close up pic…not a good look
@ Cha….my hips are big anyway so I had her hips when I turned 5!
#TruetoLife
BUT once I started “spreading”, them chits took on a life of their on!
sandra is crazy
I really just wanna SIT down on Lloyds face for a spell
…is it me or is Chrisettes head oddly shaped 
oh Teyana girllllll ur stylist does not give a fck about u!
what kind of Mad Max beyond Thunderdome meets ghetto pocahontas look were u going for?
Busta looks like Homer Simpson now..
Sandra rose Wrote: 39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
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Gul stop, I spit drank all over my computer.
sandra sez: Chrisette looked stunning with her short hair style.
Are you sure it wasn’t her left tiddy that was making you drool like Pavlov’s dog?
And why does Swiss look ill? Alicia may want to hop to the clinic and get checked out and make him wrap it up for next few years.
@Cha Cha U can actually ride Lloyds face with that nose of his
These comments are too funny i just
everybody. I am cracking up laughing at work
Chrisette Michelle looked just like that girl that was on True Life: I wish I was straight
On another note: Anyone hear about Kanye tweeting he’s tasting the hole of hip-hop in reference to the pic of Khalifa and Amber?
Thanks Ro Ro
DYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND give me love sugah 
@ TATTED TA TA…. at five 
wow…I got boobs when I was 14..azz spread about 18… C’mere let me hold your for old times sake 
lovezoe says:
Chrisette Michelle looked just like that girl that was on True Life: I wish I was straight
Awww i think Alicia and Swizzy look good together even though they look like bro and sis. Busta is extra plushy these days
I felt bad for him, he was so insecure, he would be with a chick that repeatedly tells him I like to lick the box and nothing will change that. Poor thang.
WTF
GOOD BYE
On another note: Anyone hear about Kanye tweeting he’s tasting the hole of hip-hop in reference to the pic of Khalifa and Amber?
but the epi of true life pissed me off! ur mom is so god fearing but she stabbed her own daughter?
@Cha Cha did u see that HUGEEEE ass man that she was tryna “play straight” with? ugh I was nauseous thinking about what he must smell like
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
You can tell that Alicia getting served on reg. ‘Dem hips spreading properly!
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Swiss looks like he is getting the life drained out of him regularly.. He is looking… Grim Reaperish…. Props on getting Cartoon Network Money for doing intro for the New Voltron Force!
I know the dudes on here is trying to will Chrisette tittayz to pop out..
“Pop Out Tittay!” (Dave Chipelle Voice)
@ Cha….YES, ASS & HIPS RUN DEEP IN THE FAM! I was rocking C cup bras @ 12.
mrsloveleigh says:
Awww i think Alicia and Swizzy look good together even though they look like bro and sis. Busta is extra plushy these days
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Busta is the result of working out getting swole and then stoppin and swelling up.
AND WHAT DA HELLZ IS DAT IN YO GRAVIE
um.
mrsloveleigh.. care to explain the fluggery going on in ur gravi?
~~~~~~~~28 RoderickXYZ says:
Are you sure it wasn’t her left tiddy that was making you drool like Pavlov’s dog
~~~~~~~~His_Mommy623 says:
U can actually ride Lloyds face with that nose of his
~~~~~~~~lovezoe says:
On another note: Anyone hear about Kanye tweeting he’s tasting the hole of hip-hop in reference to the pic of Khalifa and Amber?
lovezoe says:
I felt bad for him, he was so insecure, he would be with a chick that repeatedly tells him I like to lick the box and nothing will change that. Poor thang.
I did too actually, especially when he was rubbing her feet. The current boyfriend was cute..I like tall men. That was sad when she showed her stab wounds from her mom stabbing her for sleeping with a girl. I dont know, I didnt finish watching it…what happened with her and the other guy, were they able to remain straight and not go back to the gay lifestyle?
Teyana is looking like something off ThunderCats
Not impressed at all
Swiss looks like he is getting the life drained out of him regularly.. He is looking… Grim Reaperish…. Props on getting Cartoon Network Money for doing intro for the New Voltron Force!
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He prolly on that
Yall have a good one!!!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Cha….YES, ASS & HIPS RUN DEEP IN THE FAM! I was rocking C cup bras @ 12.
@ HIS… UGHHHHHHHH that was a lot of azz to tote
she prolly only let him eat her snatch anyways
@Mrslove
pls explain ur gawd damn gravi!! 
Imma say this one more time Swiss and Keys look like they don’t bathe for several days – LAWD something in the milk is ROTTEN
39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
@His
I love you! You done sad everything I wanted to say starting with your very first comment! Just being real- Alicia & Swizz make an ugly couple! And I wish Alicia would hide those big azz homewrecking knees that she stays on…. bish shaped like a damned oompa-loompa!!
Teyana Taylor looks like she should be on an episode of Star Wars with that bs around her head and Tami….Tami….looks like she’s going to Madea’s Family Reunion down in GA somewhere. I just cant.
Who da fugg dressed Teyana. She need her azz whooped for saying yes.
Trevor used to be good looking. Once upon a time. Now he look like the drunk uncle…at the family cookout who reeks of Hen-Rock and stale Newports telling stories of how he used to pull bishes in the club back in 1991-92…..
@cha we didn’t finish it either. I got to the part where the guy’s friend was trying to pray the devil out of him. SMH. I DVR’d it, so I may go back and watch it.
@Tatted, I was a 36c at 12 and wore a size 2 and curvy cus I had bunz back thurr…I was being chased home by my brothers friends lmao my mom was like “grl just keep ur ass indoors”
I DON’T SEE WHAT ALICA SEE IN SWISS!!! THAT NOSE UGH!!!
“39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole”
HOMEWRECKING KNEESSSSS! sassypants.. i just can’t..
His_Mommy623 says:
Bustas belly is popping out just like Chrisettes tidday…
Alicia and Swizz makes such an ugly cpl…and he looks like he never learned how 2 smile.
Swiss must be fiya in da sheets! Usually when you see a pretty girl and a toe up dude, its either money or da dyck…. 
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Hey Kingstonn
Alicia wears her curves well
fine_sexy_libra says:
I DON’T SEE WHAT ALICA SEE IN SWISS!!! THAT NOSE UGH!!!
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How else could you explain his ugggggie azz pulling her….
You wouldn’t see it… its in his pants
Anna says:
What the heck kind of smile is Mr. Beatz making in the first pic? He looks like a 2 yr old when mama says “say cheese”.
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Swiss looks like he is getting the life drained out of him regularly.. He is looking… Grim Reaperish…. Props on getting Cartoon Network Money for doing intro for the New Voltron Force!
He is lookin quite “Crackish”
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He prolly on that
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@Saso, we >here< bewski *motorboats u till 5pm*
Wut Wut in da butt!
that Trading Places gorilla in yo gravi is mad offensive!
*emails Sandra*
@ HISSSS – trust me, I understand. I’ve never been a small girl. But being in the body I have has made it difficult to get outta these 14/16!
But, I get no complaints!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Imma say this one more time Swiss and Keys look like they don’t bathe for several days – LAWD something in the milk is ROTTEN
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I think the “thrill” is gone
You know Swizz got to get some “strange” before too long
@Wut
“Swiss must be fiya in da sheets! Usually when you see a pretty girl and a toe up dude, its either money or da dyck….”
Right, that’s true but how does it apply to Alicia? :confused:
@ WUTWUZ
Sup Wut!!
@Dymond
Yeah he might go to a dude this time who knows
I will tell you what Alicia sees in Swizz…anytime a man can eatcho box and fugg you with that long nose of his at the SAME time…the dude has TALENT.
The end.
Looking like he caught a case of the clap 10 years ago and didnt know
that must be it
I will tell you what Alicia sees in Swizz…anytime a man can eatcho box and fugg you with that long nose of his at the SAME time…the dude has TALENT.
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So true but nahhhh can’t get past that underage mosquito bod
His_Mommy623 says:
Wut Wut in da butt!
that Trading Places gorilla in yo gravi is mad offensive!
He can’t talk only sign language!
*emails Sandra*
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Wuuut… My gorilla is just Cosigning on what StillSassy gravi is saying!
@ Wut and His you betta recognize the Pied Piper of R&B when you see him!!! That is a life-size Kellz doll complete with bulge (flowing urine not included)
StillASassyOne says:
@Wut
“Swiss must be fiya in da sheets! Usually when you see a pretty girl and a toe up dude, its either money or da dyck….”
Right, that’s true but how does it apply to Alicia?
Oh and while i love her voice Chrisette seem like she really thinks she’s all that sorta like Jill Scott
HIYA DYMOND
KANG A LANG…Give me some kissin and huggin you pretty lil bish
Katt Williams has this YT video up of him doing pushups and dissing Steve Harvey, Martin, Jamie, and Rickey. He is something else. Crack kills.
mrsloveleigh says:
@ Wut and His you betta recognize the Pied Piper of R&B when you see him!!! That is a life-size Kellz doll complete with bulge (flowing urine not included)
Cartwheel, half pike with a double twist into my 
C-yah 
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Choco nobody does Jill like Jill but i do love Chrisette’s voice. It’s more jazzy or something. I could hear her doing Billie Holiday
@CHOCO MUST BE GOOD BECAUSE SHE CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT!!!
lovezoe says:
@cha we didn’t finish it either. I got to the part where the guy’s friend was trying to pray the devil out of him. SMH. I DVR’d it, so I may go back and watch it.
Keep me posted…PLEASSSSE, it might come on again ANYHOW..LOL
Wut says:Cartwheel, half pike with a double twist into my C-yah
LOL
Hello All. Swiss has a little head, just like my husbands. My head is almost twice his size. Big head, big brains! I’m just saying. LOL Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I want Alicia Keys nose *prays that within the next five years I can get it*
And P.S I got a little azz nose, but the bridge isn’t sculpted like hers.
She looks good, her skin finally cleared up and her man looks like ‘simple’ with that smile.
His_Mommy623 says:
@ pray the devil outta him…er’time the got to that ditzy white boys story, I wandered of into lala land…he can play all he wants 2 he will NEVER be straight and his parents oughta be ashamed of themselves smh
@Mrsloveleigh… I DEMAND A REFUND… that ill azz manufactured KEN DOLL is giving me the heeby jeebys
@ CHOCO…BISH DID YOU SAY he had an underage mosquito body …
The upper ROOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
So nobody gonna say nothing about P.Shytty and how he look like he is struggling to keep his lips pulled over them teef…while trying to breeve through his nose…knowing he is a mouth breather??
He is multi-taskin like a muthafukka in that pic. Word LIFE.
When is Busta finally going to drop that baby? He has had the longest pregnancy in history
@MrsLov
I remember that Kellz doll! LOL However did you resurrect THAT pic! LOL
So fugging
at Kellz doll…
Can I put it in the microwave and watch it melt? Please say that I can.
@ LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
I left this in the last post but I am a female.
@Fine
Why can’t I see straight
@CHA
I know the myth behind skinny guyz with huge peens but uh if I could push you off of me with my index finger and u fall like someone put you in a full nelson we got problems
@Fine
Why can’t I see straight
@CHA
I really should’ve said Praying Mantis BOD
A cornucopia of B, C and D-list stars
All u have to do is look at the pictures and u can put them in they catagory.
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KDub says:
So nobody gonna say nothing about P.Shytty and how he look like he is struggling to keep his lips pulled over them teef…while trying to breeve through his nose…knowing he is a mouth breather??
He is multi-taskin like a muthafukka in that pic. Word LIFE.
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And has anybody decided to address the pic with the red Kool-Aid on that coffee table…in a pitcher with a spigot? Or am I late and this has already been discussed. They put lemmons in it and EVERYTHING like my grandma and great aunties used to do.
I left this in the last post but I am a female.
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That doesn’t matter to LOLITA how new are you
Pryn says: I remember that Kellz doll! LOL However did you resurrect THAT pic! LOL
I found it on another site
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Fine
Why can’t I see straight
@CHA
That chit is DEFINATELY a myth. I dated a dude about 6’3″ skinny. He wore very baggy clothes. Diz negro talked up a game that kept my panties wet. Came time to deliver… can we say sharpie marker kids? Bish was madd as hayell!! I stopped him with this excuse “I’m sorry I thought I was ready but its too soon.” In my mind I was like Get da fuk outta here with that chit! If I wanted to be fingered, I’d do that my dayum self!!!”
I know the myth behind skinny guyz with huge peens but uh if I could push you off of me with my index finger and u fall like someone put you in a full nelson we got problems
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not that lipstick, TeTe
makes you look like the joker from batman
#notagoodlook
and Im sure someone already covered Chrisette titty trying to escape, so I wont elaborate (goes back and reads comments)
……Im I missing something or is this the norm for eating chicken!?!?!
Anybody interested in hacking into cellphone voicemails?
@Choco, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha yes she does! Bish, you need to get the hell outta my head! I love me some Chrissette.
Lmao @Sandra’s comment with regards to Busta bust!
I love me some Khanye, but he needs to stop acting like a bish and leave Amber alone, damn!!
Krissy says:
So I thought my co-worker was eating some pork rines because i was hearing all this crunching and crackling, I turn around and I see chicken and realizes she is chewing and EATING the bones!
……Im I missing something or is this the norm for eating chicken!?!?!
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REAL TALK, I knew someone who use to suck the marrow out of the bone.
CAN YOU SAY GROSS!
why is “swizz cheats” smiling like that
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Reasons why he lookin like that:
High
Rode short bus as a child
High
Licia got her hand on his azz.
High
Wait…
is Teyanna wearing…she looks dreadful 
Well, just in case (remove spaces):
h t t p: //money. m sn . com/identity-theft/article.aspx?post=1a9ebab9-609e-4dd5-87e8-e47fdbaa92e1>1=33034
In my mind I was like Get da fuk outta here with that chit! If I wanted to be fingered, I’d do that my dayum self!!!”
and 
CHECK AND MATE
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@Drag
Ladybugs were cute in the 70’s HAHAHHAH
I only like her voice I can’t get with her stuffy attitude bish looking like a ladybug and thinking that chit work in the millenium
They all look off… Skinny man looks like he needs to get tested.
#wrapitupkids
Yall still crazy says:
Anybody interested in hacking into cellphone voicemails?
@Choco, no worries, I thought yall was just being “too proud”.
NO. 5, see comment # 116
#helpful
#somebodysgonnagetfukkedup
WUTWUZMISSIN! That chit is DEFINATELY a myth. I dated a dude about 6’3? skinny. He wore very baggy clothes. Diz negro talked up a game that kept my panties wet. Came time to deliver… can we say sharpie marker kids? Bish was madd as hayell!! I stopped him with this excuse “I’m sorry I thought I was ready but its too soon.” In my mind I was like Get da fuk outta here with that chit! If I wanted to be fingered, I’d do that my dayum self!!!”
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaahahahaahaahahaahha I’ve been there, shit so small you’re afraid to cough, as it might come out. Lmao you don’t know whether to stroke or pet it.
I thought yall was just being “too proud”.
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@ WWC Is that my Freaky Fantasy Chris Paul?
I know it is…done made me moist.
BBW.. Im warning you…I will cat scatch you ova my man now
Drag_Anne_fly says:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaahahahaahaahahaahha I’ve been there, **** so small you’re afraid to cough, as it might come out. Lmao you don’t know whether to stroke or pet it.
Kick it or write a damn letter
Well I have never been disappointed…it remains to be a fact for me! 
HEY BIG BAD WOLF PUZZAZAY
How are you bright eyes
HEY DUBBC BISH where you been
WWC I don’t want no trouble, I jus want 1 nite
U can join, the more the merrier 
Drag_Anne_fly says:
WUTWUZMISSIN! That chit is DEFINATELY a myth. I dated a dude about 6’3? skinny. He wore very baggy clothes. Diz negro talked up a game that kept my panties wet. Came time to deliver… can we say sharpie marker kids? Bish was madd as hayell!! I stopped him with this excuse “I’m sorry I thought I was ready but its too soon.” In my mind I was like Get da fuk outta here with that chit! If I wanted to be fingered, I’d do that my dayum self!!!”
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaahahahaahaahahaahha I’ve been there, **** so small you’re afraid to cough, as it might come out. Lmao you don’t know whether to stroke or pet it.
beef Nicca!”
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I wanted to smack da hell outta HIM for getting my hopes up in chit!!! I wanted to ask “Where’s the
Busta looks preggo…look that stomach & nose.
CHRIS PAUL!!!!!!
*faints*
Lawrd the only time my I EVER in LIFE rooted for Wake Forest was when that man went there. (Don’t tell @CandiB…we are UNC blood sisters…)
:goodnight:
swizz lookin half baked
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Drag_Anne_fly says:
I’ve been there, **** so small you’re afraid to cough, as it might come out. Lmao you don’t know whether to stroke or pet it.
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IDK who tenaya is, but she looks like a crazier version of beloved, if that’s even possible
@WWC Do not be laughing at me, cause if you see what i see you would :vomit:. And she spittin the shit in her hand!
@Tatted….This shit is beyond gross, and i am sure this bish must have an ase made of steel!!!!She will regret this later on when its time for that trip to the bathroom!
@ Choco aka Hippie
I’m pretty new. Just use to lurk and read over some comments.
IDK who tenaya is, but she looks like a crazier version of beloved, if that’s even possible
#DOI 
I swear I was trying to see who she reminded me of thank you
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@HOWMANY
Strange but True Story
Me and my “use-to-be” best friend was sitting in her house chatting about our men. We were discussing different types of condoms like the flavored ones and the glow in the dark ones etc…(don’t judge me) She jumps up and says “Oh girl try this kind it has the ribs and a tickler on the end!” I said okay. Couple days goes by and she is at my house. She ask “So how did you like the condom girrrl!” I said “We had to use our usual cuz he couldn’t get it on, it wouldn’t fit.” She looked funny for a minute and continued our conversation for a while and left. I get a text message saying “Yo azz think you slick braggin bout your man in shit, but bish my man got a big dyck too!” She stopped talking to me..
:goodbye: Yall!
Swizz got that “you cant tell me nothing” smile
I see nip on Chrisette
Banks looking like B Pumper
Awwwwww look at Skeeter and Gonzo. Why does Gonzo look like Skeeter just threatened his azz before they took that pic????? Ninja lookin nervous as hail!!!!!
Skeeter to Gonzo: Muhfugga, you better smile for every pic we take together, or I’m gon fluck you up when we get home.
SMH @ Teyana and Tami.
Busta neck and stomach swollen as hell.
@WUT AND DRAGGEN
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaahahahaahaahahaahha I’ve been there, **** so small you’re afraid to cough, as it might come out. Lmao you don’t know whether to stroke or pet it.
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I wanted to smack da hell outta HIM for getting my hopes up in chit!!! I wanted to ask “Where’s the beef Nicca!”
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Yall might wanna work on your Kegals and chit.
@WUT
” I said “We had to use our usual cuz he couldn’t get it on, it wouldn’t fit.” She looked funny for a minute and continued our conversation for a while and left. I get a text message saying “Yo azz think you slick braggin bout your man in ****, but bish my man got a big dyck too!” She stopped talking to me.. ”
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She musta flucked your man cause how she know the condom wasn’t too big for him….
…UNLESS she had his dyck before.
Why Maino look constipated in that pic???? Or like he straining???
@WUT
That is strange but true big dicks are great but an average is even better!
A Keys look like she got that dawg in her “see the eyes”
She looks like a straight up “put it on you” frizeak
Oooh weee!
@Man
you are crazy WUT said she told her the condomw wouldn’t fit shorty was jealous cuz it fit her man but to not speak to a friend over a man’s peen size is BAFFLING
@WUT
YOUR STORIES ARE ENTERTAINING AS HAIL
Keys look like she looking one way with one eye and the other eye has lost it’s way! Swiss is a puzzy azz chump anyway – I swear he a has male sponsor on his team!
mirsmommy says:
Awwwwww look at Skeeter and Gonzo. Why does Gonzo look like Skeeter just threatened his azz before they took that pic????? Ninja lookin nervous as hail!!!!!
Skeeter to Gonzo: Muhfugga, you better smile for every pic we take together, or I’m gon fluck you up when we get home.
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LOL. When I first looked at the pic I said “We can see who wears the pants in the family”. You know she is at home teaching him how to smize.
I had to come back and revisit these pics…I can’t get over teyana and that bright red azz lipstick! Where were her friends at when she was getting dressed cause they need they azz’s beat too!
btw WHAT’S GOOD SR?!
hey Mz. Choco!
Damn @ Blunt you KANG DANG do tell surely no surgery but you REPPN HARD anyway?
Anna says:
mirsmommy says:
Awwwwww look at Skeeter and Gonzo. Why does Gonzo look like Skeeter just threatened his azz before they took that pic????? Ninja lookin nervous as hail!!!!!
Skeeter to Gonzo: Muhfugga, you better smile for every pic we take together, or I’m gon fluck you up when we get home.
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LOL. When I first looked at the pic I said “We can see who wears the pants in the family”. You know she is at home teaching him how to smize.
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I just had funnnnnnnnnn last night hence the name change
Can you imagine the endless role playing oppurtunities
Pretend like you’re the piano and Im performing on tour
Play like you’re the mixing board and Im creating a beat
Swizz army knife cutting…
Put the keys in the iginiton….
Choco there you go.. it iz wit it iz
I just had funnnnnnnnnn last night hence the name change
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Umm well I do notice almost everything and chit #SALUTE MA
HH
than his mixed race wife
If they are still having intercourse Swizz bags under his eyes look like he spend more time with yt girl
damn i’m at a lost….don’t really want to scroll back up and read…
i’m sure ya kept it funky in here for the past hour……..
@choco
you are observant #SALUTE
@choco
you are observant #SALUTE
@Man, I just don’t care Yall might wanna work on your Kegals and chit.
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There isn’t a Kegal exercise in the world, that could work on a match stick #ImJustSayin **kanye shrugg**
Choco
Those bags are from late night putting work in on that other “raw” known as Ms. Keys (a mixed bag of sultry goodies)
On the real…the industry events and long hours putting in work on productions probably contributes to the bags…he gotta keep putting food on the table to keep Keys happy… he11, we would work a triple to come home to that thing satisfied
She probably do be working his a$$ to de@th….”one more time”…
“girl I got to get some sleep”…
Just imagine that hard A Keys voice commanding punishment… you gotta make her hit those high notes in A Minor
@Blunt
You can be soooo candid at times
@HH
You talking to the wrong person the thought of keys and swiss doing anything together including walking gets a thumbsdown from me I don’t find either attractive and I haven’t bought one of her CD’s in years #NOT A FAN
d!ck makes hips spread? wow i really didnt know that!
@Choco, again, yo ass needs to stay outta my head, gat damnit!!!!
Choco
I feel you. Well lets just say they can make sweet music together (literally).
Hard Hitter says:
Can you imagine the endless role playing oppurtunities
Pretend like you’re the piano and Im performing on tour
Play like you’re the mixing board and Im creating a beat
Swizz army knife cutting…
Put the keys in the iginiton….
Alboy is that u?
i swear some of the stuff u say reminds me.. *poors out a lil likka fa da homie* 
I feel you. Well lets just say they can make sweet music together (literally).
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can’t I don’t like them
@Drag
Great minds!
Hello people !!!
Sponge, not really “dyck” per se.. more about the positions ur put in while taking the dyck
Spongebob
Its called the anthill effect. Stick a stick (I know redundant) in an anthill in the same spot 4 times a week for a month straight. I bet the hill gets wider and wider.
For every action, there’s an equal reaction and when you mix in fluids and juices… no need for colligen (sic) sh0ts
@Vero hellurrrrrr!!! *Madea voice**
Cfree
I aint Al but if I remind you of him… he must be a decent fella
Him is @HH
Geez, when is this day gonna end
Alicia looks cute!!!
Teyana’s make up and outfit are off but that bish can still take a mean pic
hmmm;… who is Dragon fly???????,
you’re killing me with the change of names
Alicia’s face looks like she is high off an E pill-
distorted much
39-year-old Busta Rhymes looks like he swallowed Jermaine Dupri whole
Alicia Keys looks pretty, Swizz’s smile looks awkward. Chrisitte has such a pretty face she can rock any hairstyle. Busta is still my man and I use to have a crush on him, he’s still cool with me even though he is on swole lately. I like Maino, he’s cute.
Tami and Tika look really pretty too! Teyana looks different but I like it & it suits her style. The lipstick is too light though, IMO.
Ugh I am so tired of Chrisette doing that same damn “peace” pose in EVERY shot!
@Sandra that Busta Rhymes comment was classic!!! I had to catch myself from LOL here at work! On another note Busta’s son goes to school (college) in my area and Busta was in Walmart buying stuff for his son (I guess) and treated his fans really bad….maybe all that fat is getting to him lol!