We know from that classic sex tape with her e-boyfriend Ray J that Kim Kardashian can easily handle a man of any size. But this photo of newlyweds Kris and Kim Kardashian dry humping near the pool of their hotel in Italy is totally confusing. Where are her legs?
As you know, Kim and Kris tied the knot on Saturday in an over-the-top wedding that was extravagant even by Hollywood standards. The lovebirds will wrap up their honeymoon this weekend and fly back to New York where they plan to attend another wedding reception for themselves thrown by a friend.
make them babies!!
What sex tape where you watching, cause Kim K was horrible in that sex tape. It was like Ray J was smanging a piece of furniture. She couldn’t suck peen, she couldn’t throw it back. All she said was “I am going to c.um”
Kris….U not looking to excited about the pre-smash festivities w/ Kim K?
@Eb Exactly!
Her and Kris are trying to hard to seem like a real couple…everyone can see through the smoke and mirrors
I see her feet
Did he remember to put his ring on this time?
I think they should just stay over there in Italy
He can even play ball over there
They look so bored. Looking to see if the cameras are gone so they can go back to not paying attention to each other.
Eb says:
What sex tape where you watching, cause Kim K was horrible in that sex tape. It was like Ray J was smanging a piece of furniture. She couldn’t suck peen, she couldn’t throw it back. All she said was “I am going to c.um”
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Man Eb, not one good move or nothing
We know from that classic sex tape with her e-boyfriend Ray J that Kim Kardashian can easily handle a man of any size.
LMAO…Sandra sure has a way with words. lol
I never watched the sex tape of her and Ray J
#stillteamKim
SN – I think Kim could have done better but if she likes it I love it
I think they should just stay over there in Italy
He can even play ball over there
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I see what you did there *Phro voice*
@H
*knocks over the computer screen* <–Phro's action
since there is an NBA lockout can we expect to see kris in the goodwill games or the special olympics?
@Yall
Go back to Nicki post.
@Dats
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since there is an NBA lockout can we expect to see kris in the goodwill games or the special olympics?
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Sorry Auntie but it was warranted for that remark!
H-town
You can’t quit me
since there is an NBA lockout can we expect to see kris in the goodwill games or the special olympics?
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welll, he does look *clears throat* alil special…
*snl church lady voice* Hmmmm, well isn’t that speciallll. lol:
He makes me think of Stewart on MadTV. I bet when he got Kim K he was like look what I can do while playing with his peen with a goofy smile on his face.
He isn’t manly to me, I mean I see he’s big, but there’s somthing that I just can’t put my finger on…
If this ish is still up tomorrow, there betta not be no fighting
Bring em’ back Auntie
@Yall
I’ve already borrowed my dad’s combat gear from Iraq. I’m ready *spongebob voice*
@Chris in my drunk Shug Avery voice “you ugly, you shoooollleee is UGLEEEEE”! Ha, Ha! He look like a damn gorilla or a Neanderthal! She coulda done wayyy better. Shyt, even Ray was better looking than him!
He does have a nice azz tho! They gone have some big bootied kids! Even her bro Rob got a big booty.
Hey Yalstill
you still makin them home remedies in yo kitchen? Not sure what, but sumthin I ate has my tooty tunnel on fire. Erry time I fart it burns 
I feel like sittin on da flo, hiking up my legs, and scootin around just like my dog does. It’s awful.
lmao @ Myself….my computer must have been acting stupid or maybe it’s this Firefly sweet tea… I see the related posts now….
freesassy
freemirs
freeyso!
Sorry @Sandra…I’m feeling good (I hope this post doesn’t cause any further confusion)…good night everybody!
I am
@ Sandra’s post all together and EB’s comments…that’s ALL Kim was saying throughout the whole tape…I was like…. 
through most of the video. It really is lame. But everyone got to see what Ray-J was working with so I guess that made up for everything? LOL! No?
is he….planking on her? welp whatever they bore me to tears
LMAO! Sandra, you are so funny. I love your blog ….LMAO Kris and Kim are awfully boring indeed.
H-Townmama says:.
He makes me think of Stewart on MadTV. I bet when he got Kim K he was like look what I can do while playing with his peen with a goofy smile on his face
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HE does favor Stewart OMG!!:dead:
@Spongebob: It looked like planking to me to.
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HAPPY BRRRRRRRF (in my Strange’ voice) day YALL AND CANDI!!!
anyhoo, Kris looks short bus-riding speshul…like he should have on a helmet, chestplate, elbow and knee pads. Kim coulda done betta.
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I saw a clip on access hollywood where someone leaked a tape of what the E! produceres were saying during the wedding. They were trying to que kourtney’s wack bf to say “love is in the air” and lets get married. Im done with all this fake mess. That pick above lloks like they are waiting on a director to tell them what to so, nevermind, thats EXACTLY what is happing. Good Morning folks!
cheeks8683 says:
I saw a clip on access hollywood where someone leaked a tape of what the E! produceres were saying during the wedding. They were trying to que kourtney’s wack bf to say “love is in the air” and lets get married. Im done with all this fake mess.
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For real or fake I do not want to see Kortney marry Scott. Krys will find a way for ratings or $$$ to make it happen. The show has been on for 6 seasons w/spin offs. I’m over it.
@#2 You hit the nail on the head. That was a horrible sex tape. Typical pretty girl who’s completely wack in bed, and at giving head.
Kims has hella fashion sense and like her
Eb says:
What sex tape where you watching, cause Kim K was horrible in that sex tape. It was like Ray J was smanging a piece of furniture. She couldn’t suck peen, she couldn’t throw it back. All she said was “I am going to c.um”