Beyonce’s sister, DJ Solange Knowles worked the wheels of steel at the celebration of Ferrari’s chairman Luca di Montezemolo at Art Basel on Miami Beach yesterday. Also attending the event were singer Janelle Monáe (pictured above with Solo), and rapper Flo Rida (not pictured).
Photos by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images North America)
Music producer Pharrell Williams attended the Dior pop-up shop at Miami Design District in Miami, Florida yesterday.
Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images North America
JANELLE IM TIRED OF THAT HAIR DO
FLO KINDA LOOKS LIKE LL COOL J
I HAD A BIG CRUSH ON PHARELL AND HIS NERDY BUTT
KNOWLES
janelle, janelle, janelle. u know what, do you. solange has beautiful legs. I usually try to find nothing nice to say about her, but it’s the holidays.
I second that notion lakerchic – Janelle and that hair do gotta go!..and Solange well idk..
Why is Flo-rida hiding his new bald head?
Phaedra Pharrell
Wait did anyone see Hoopz carry Shaq on her back
they are soo effn weird and disproportionate
Pharrell Homie… WTF!!!!!!
I love Solo’s look!
Pharell looks like the little engine that couldn’t.
Janelle is gorgeous in person and puts on a great show.
Paging Dawn:
I wanna see her go in on Flo-rida
What the shyt happened with the Toni’s sisters post?!?!
I see questions, BUT no answers
Going forward, how about giving them(whomever) a login?
#bootleg
Solonge looks cute I suppose….
Ion know what to do with janelle..soooooo
Fugg wrong with Pharelle….?
I think Janelle is beautiful. I can appreciate her uniqueness, but she can still switch up the Buddy Holly thing into a 60s chic-ness or something!?
Florida reminds me of my parents last visit. We left my stepdad at my place and I panicked when I heard he was home applying some “Just For Men” over my sink. To his beard. (I hope.)
@10 i dont think they answered half the questions. they only came for compliments.
So no one saw that chit Hoopz carrying SHaq for suck for you becuz they fell on Jimmy Kimmel live
Wait did anyone see Hoopz carry Shaq on her back
they are soo effn weird and disproportionate
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That bish back must be made of steel? Shaq gotta be 300 pounds…she must lift weights with him on her back…
Sandra are these pics from Halloween
They all seem to be in costumes 
Pharrell needs 2 just stick with the basics
Janelle needs try something new
Solo looks cute
we should get kelly rowland on live chat. that would be hilarious
anyway, solange looks decent. i don’t like her hair.
janelle is boring and predictable to me but she’s pretty
pharrelle……………..
@Yall
Pls them girls had their faces all in the lil camera and was over talking one another – BIG FACES IN CAMERA
@Chiby
That bytch need to register them muhfuggas as deadly weapons. I hope he never goes down on her and she made about something snap his fukkin neck in seconds.
Have seen Hoopz thighs
CD why does Nene not look “very rich” in ur gravi right there *points* ?
Choco aka Hippie says:
So no one saw that chit Hoopz carrying SHaq for suck for you becuz they fell on Jimmy Kimmel live
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I heard about it…. That would have been so funny to watch.
I hope he never goes down on her and she made about something snap his fukkin neck in seconds.
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@CHI
something like that 
THEY ARE DUMBEST COUPLE NOW! Use to Kris and Kim
Jimmy Kimmel was dumbfounded cuz they both fell she was carrying him around with high heels on and Jimmy goes well is that something your require from your girlfriend just in case of a fire
@His
That’s her keeping it real with NeNe look.
ohpretty1 says:
I love Solo’s look!
Pharell looks like the little engine that couldn’t.
Janelle is gorgeous in person and puts on a great show.
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Perfect description
Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz
that something your require from your girlfriend just in case of a fire
something like that 
THEY ARE DUMBEST COUPLE NOW! Use to Kris and Kim
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I think Shaq likes her cause he gets to be his goofy ass self with her…He didnt display this much goofiness and carefreeness when he was married to Shaunie…
I would loove to live chat with the kang
promis auntie we be nice!! **fingers crossd**
I Go There says:
Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz
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:stop: the madness
Now Laker you know you lying…your ass be the main one besides me clowning Tiny….you couldnt make it 60 seconds without saying some chit if you was talking to him!
What’s wrong with Flo-rida’s ear….maybe it’s my computer…or maybe it’s a new earring or something
I think Shaq likes her cause he gets to be his goofy ass self with her…He didnt display this much goofiness and carefreeness when he was married to Shaunie
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Thats because he had to double check that bank account….
Thats because he had to double check that bank account….
Good point
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JMO
She aint that bad…. could be worse
@IGoThere
She’s sorta masculine….no?
@CHI DAM IT CHI!! :stop: IM TRYING TO BE SHYT TODAY!!
BUT U KNOW I WOULD SNEEK A QUESTION OR TWO ABOUT OINKSTER 
I STILL WANT TO TALK TO HIM.. HE SOO DANG SESY DID U SEE THE PREVIEW WHERE HE SAID “SO THATS WHAT U TEACHING UR KIDS.. GET NAKID” AND THE BAYBAY KEPT REPEATING IT “GET NAKID.. GET NAKID” 
ZMT has learned … Kris Humphries just filed for an annulment against Kim Kardashian, on grounds Kim defrauded him into marrying her.
Sources close to Kris tell ZMT … Kris was not in on the fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage for Kim’s reality show. We’re told Kris wanted this to be a genuine marriage, but Kim was never really on board.
Kim has already filed for divorce — but according to the docs, obtained by ZMT — Kris wants Kim to pay his attorney’s fees.
We broke the story the couple has a prenup, but according to the documents Kris claims there are “community and quasi-community assets.” Sources connected with Kim claim there’s no community property.
The short story here — there’s going to be a fight, because Kris thinks Kim did him in.
Janelle- Well… um, good to see she’s still not wearing those other black and white shoes from the 60’s. ol girl threw on a pair of Red bottoms… Alright!
Solo- You’re no Beyonce, but you’re alright with me.
Flo- Rida…..
Well no, ok… 
Got nothing.
Skateboard P… I still loves you babe!
I Go There says:
JMO
She aint that bad…. could be worse
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Yes she could be worse but she’s too masculine but thats JMO
I STILL WANT TO TALK TO HIM.. HE SOO DANG SESY DID U SEE THE PREVIEW WHERE HE SAID “SO THATS WHAT U TEACHING UR KIDS.. GET NAKID” AND THE BAYBAY KEPT REPEATING IT “GET NAKID.. GET NAKID”
Hell yeah I saw that chit…it was real sexy the way he said that chit…And the way he asked her how fast could she get outta that dress…my ass woulda jumped across that table on that dikk…
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T.I. STILL sexy as fukk!!!
Oh I forgot
*finish her* 
@EGO
Okay no there is nothing wrong with dwarfism in HOOPZ I mean she is as strong as a midget
I despise scary looking children
She just works out… nothing wrong with that.
She’s not the Hulk…
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
ZMT has learned … Kris Humphries just filed for an annulment against Kim Kardashian, on grounds Kim defrauded him into marrying her.
Sources close to Kris tell ZMT … Kris was not in on the fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage for Kim’s reality show. We’re told Kris wanted this to be a genuine marriage, but Kim was never really on board.
Kim has already filed for divorce — but according to the docs, obtained by ZMT — Kris wants Kim to pay his attorney’s fees.
We broke the story the couple has a prenup, but according to the documents Kris claims there are “community and quasi-community assets.” Sources connected with Kim claim there’s no community property.
The short story here — there’s going to be a fight, because Kris thinks Kim did him in.
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Whats the difference between an annulment and a divorce?
Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz
Hrm. The jury was still out on IGO..but case closed now.
@CHI HAIIIIL YEAH WHEN HE DID ALL THEM HAND MOVEMENTS I WAS NAKID TWO SECONDS LATER
@CD I’m soooooo over the kardashians….isn’t the mom and her lesbian lover brucette getting a divorce as well? Smh
@JMO
He is filing an annulment because once its goes through it will be like he never married her azz to begin with
His
and 
lesbian lova I cant with u today
@CD I’m soooooo over the kardashians….isn’t the mom and her lesbian lover brucette getting a divorce as well? Smh
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KRIS WAS IN ON IT HE PROLLY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO LAST AT LEAST A YEAR BUT FROM KIM AND KOURTNEY TAKE NEWW YAAWWK KRIS IS TOO DAM ANGRY ALL THE DAM TIME TOO!! THAT NAKID YOGA INSTRUTER WAS FUNNY THO
Please the whole world is over them except for them – I can’t believe they can stand themselves and REAL AZZ KRIS aint with it – Scott don’t like it and Bruce wants to run from it- Yeah this broads are doing the dam thing!
Dimpz! (just cus I know ur ass is lurking)
@Choco, I guess
nobody told them that sr doesn’t have groupies 
His_Mommy623 says:
I despise scary looking children
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
Okay no there is nothing wrong with dwarfism in HOOPZ I mean she is as strong as a midget
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I guess… Maybe my TV has a slant
DID YALL SEE MY BAYBAY NELLY ON THE PREVIEWS TOO!!
HIM IS SESSY BOTH T.I AND NELLY CAN GET IT.. AT THE SAME TIME.. TAG TEAM THAT AZZ.. 
JUDGE ME!!
What up with your crazy self!!
@HIS TELL THAT BISH I SAID WATS UP…
@DIMPZ 
I think its clear that Humphries wasn’t in on it…
I got that smack @Dimpz
(u see it right?) Lmaooo
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Be careful! Folks will be saying that you like getting “trains” ran on you!!
I don’t think its your TV that is slanted
Just got to work
Lady Bug looks cute. Is she excited about the new baby?
I Go There says:
Pharrell Homie… WTF!!!!!!
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I’m not even sure what his thought process was…. :shurgs:
twin :2dance: <— family ties theme song
what would we dooo baby, without us
sha la la laaaa
Ho’boygah!.
Ew really Lakes? T.I? Alrighty then….
Be careful! Folks will be saying that you like getting “trains” ran on you
IT 
^^^ EH.. AND IF THEY DO WHO GIVES TWO FUKS I STILL LET NELLY GET IT AND
Yeah old Hump got caught up in that insulin injected booty and allowed himself to played on national tv. Po lil tink tink
I see Pharrell borrowed his outfit from his friend Miguel…
@Yall
Thanks!! I dont think she understand yet…once I start showing and the baby starts kicking…I think she’ll get it….I know one we tell my stepdaughter, she gonna be
:yawm:
Whats so confusing about the skateboard kids outfit? #realquestion
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
He is filing an annulment because once its goes through it will be like he never married her azz to begin with
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I read yesterday, that he walked in on her and sista doing NAKED yoga and it was on and popping after that.
OutsidetheBox says:
Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz
Hrm. The jury was still out on IGO..but case closed now.
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OTB
Im just saying I dont see what yall see… Some women find Jeezy attractive and I think they’re fking nuts.
twin, those are all the words I know to that one
@HIS I LIKE HIS SWAGG I REALLY DO I KNOW HE IS MINIATURE SIZE SO I MIGHT BREAK HIS HIP OR SOMTHING
IM NOT INTO SKINTY DUDES BUT T.I GOT THAT THING IDK WHAT IT IS… I KNOW
me too
but i was watching family ties on netflix last night. that alex p keaton is a trip
Is that the only outfit Janelle owns? she never changes her look
I read yesterday, that he walked in on her and sista doing NAKED yoga and it was on and popping after that.
so are you saying that he is saying that he fukked one of her sisters? 
I’m confused!
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Awwwww
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Ok, Choco
#damnshameiknowwhatyourethinking
ONLY MAN THAT CAN HAVE 1000000000% SWAGG AND STILL COULDNT GET IT IS WAYNE HE JUST TO DAM MUCH FOR A BISH
Jeezy is cute he’s just bi – HOOPZ looks like one of Santa Elves
Choco aka Hippie says:
I don’t think its your TV that is slanted
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Maybe I just see beauty where others dont…
Yall still crazy says:
@Choco, I guess
nobody told them that sr doesn’t have groupies 
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He used to have lil Andy doing the damn thing
#damnshameiknowwhatyourethinking
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No it aint
So you think im nuts
Jeezy is sexy as hail BUT not attractive, per se. Im curious to your body type… you dont think Hoopz is a little more masculine then feminine?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Jeezy is cute he’s just bi – HOOPZ looks like one of Santa Elves
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Well since its Christmas time Im showing love…
@EGO
Okay if your lil smurf is beauty in the eyes of Gargomel who I am to judge
@Chiby
No dem Kuntrashians decided to have someone ova to do nude yoga in their apartment (setup) and Kris walked in spazzed out and Kim called him immature.
That bytch know who to play with anybody else would have beat her azz and the naked yoga teacher
Jmo, I’m meant to say ummm, unnnn
IONO whachu talmbout willis…
You know the lurkers don’t think we work
I Go There says:
OutsidetheBox says:
Aint nothing wrong with Hoopz
Hrm. The jury was still out on IGO..but case closed now.
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OTB
Im just saying I dont see what yall see… Some women find Jeezy attractive and I think they’re fking nuts.
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Jeezy is NOT attractive.
Attractive are the two fine azz men in my gravi
think Hoopz is a little more masculine then feminine?
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Which is why Shaq really wants her remember they were jumping off their roof somewhere big ol goofy and Sleepy!
:stop: Let’s leave the smurfs outta this
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per se
Okay the lil Aburigional (sp) naked yoga witch doctor would mud paint on would not have been teaching me yoga – that mofo looked all that was missing was his spear and tribal gear
@Chiby
No dem Kuntrashians decided to have someone ova to do nude yoga in their apartment (setup) and Kris walked in spazzed out and Kim called him immature.
That bytch know who to play with anybody else would have beat her azz and the naked yoga teacher
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So I’m assuming the yoga teacher was a man? It would have been funny if it was a female and he thought the yoga teacher was there to teach him a few things…and he obliged…I bet Kim wouldnt have been calling him immature then….
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
Okay no there is nothing wrong with dwarfism in HOOPZ I mean she is as strong as a midget
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I guess… Maybe my TV has a slant
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Do you still have a plasma tv?? Maybe thats it … Did you miss the black friday memo up in here? I got my mama a 46inch tv last friday
Wait, who fukced the 2 sisters?
with mud
Yall still crazy says:
Wait, who fukced the 2 sisters?
Nobody, I was just asking a question cause I was confused?
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eezy is sexy as hail BUT not attractive, per se. Im curious to your body type… you dont think Hoopz is a little more masculine then feminine?
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Agreed re: Jeezy and that raspy voice does indeed help.
I don’t watch the Kardashians so I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I heard on the radio that they broke records this past weekend though… They annoy the hell outta me … I’d rather study than watch them
OutsidetheBox says:
So you think im nuts
Jeezy is sexy as hail BUT not attractive, per se. Im curious to your body type… you dont think Hoopz is a little more masculine then feminine?
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Aright Ill let you call it… I dont think just because a women works out and has a couple of muscles it makes her look masculine. I like all types of women body styles… Hoopz happens to be one of them.
(overdramatic voice)
Chi always spreading rumors
@IGO
WERE U THE ONE THAT GOT UR POOP SHOOT 
#NOJUDGINGJUSTASKING
Scary Barry :stop: the madness, Hoopz is more athletic than your average woman.
Athletic = Serena Wms body type
#aintmyfault
Yall still crazy says:
(overdramatic voice)
I. do. NOT!!!
Chi always spreading rumors
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@JMO
I was watching that horrible azz Soul Train Awards (the bullchit edition). They kept replaying that part of the Kuntrashians the next day on tv. They were saying since her and her mom are executive producers they were goin to edit him and make her look like the victim. Whateva
I did that in ole girl from Friday’s voice
Yall still crazy says:
Scary Barry the madness, Hoopz is more athletic than your average woman.
Athletic = Serena Wms body type
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And Serena is Sexy too…
@His
Cover yo mouth
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO
WERE U THE ONE THAT GOT UR POOP SHOOT 
#NOJUDGINGJUSTASKING
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I thought he said he likes to eat butt –> (_X_)
Lemme go reread that funny post
They were saying since her and her mom are executive producers they were goin to edit him and make her look like the victim. Whateva
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Kris Humprhies just found his sack. Please spill the tea.
I missed a whole days gossip.
Nobody called nobody a hoe?!
Nobody fought over who and what a whore and hoe is?!
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Scary Barry the madness, Hoopz is more athletic than your average woman.
Athletic = Serena Wms body type
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And Serena is Sexy too…
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You definitely get the side-eye for that comment
lovezoe says:
Kris Humprhies just found his sack. Please spill the tea.
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U KNOW that bish made him sign a confidentiality clause. If she didnt he would have been spilt some tea on the whole family…
@Choco
is that loosing his mind?
Yall still crazy says:
I missed a whole days gossip.
Nobody called nobody a hoe?!
Nobody fought over who and what a whore and hoe is?!
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No but pretty close
Yall still crazy says:
I missed a whole days gossip.
Nobody called nobody a hoe?!
Nobody fought over who and what a whore and hoe is?!
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At least nobody typed it out loud…I’m sure it ran across some head though….
@Yall
I cant call it MEN are very liberal when it comes to females and their looks – PUZZY has no face
@CD
My bad
Yall still crazy says:
@Choco
is that loosing his mind?
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I Go There says:
And Serena is Sexy too…
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You serious?
OMG LHM mean Lord Have Mercy
Yall had me all over the place!
@chibs can you imagine the skeletons in that closet? Lawd, if that ain’t a lifetime movie of the week
His_Mommy623 says:
@CD
My bad
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Yall silly
@Chiby and Love Zoe
Nah he aint been spilling the tea but his dad and sister has. His sister tweeted a line from Drake song “”she look like a star, but only on camera… Don’t listen to the lies, I swear their all lies. And have yall seen his sister bytch look like she can throw dem hands.
@His
That’s what I always tell my kids even got my lil one saying when somebody yawns cover yo mouth.
lovezoe says:
@chibs can you imagine the skeletons in that closet? Lawd, if that ain’t a lifetime movie of the week
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IKR!!! I wants the tea on what really happened with her and Miles Austin….cause he was a winner…Kris Humphries is a chicken dinner!!
Then I thought it was Lost His Mind
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO WERE U THE ONE THAT GOT UR POOP SHOOT #NOJUDGINGJUSTASKING
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*sigh
Yeah so let me guess you think that since Ive had that done and I find hoopz sexy… there’s some other underlining shait going on?
Well let me be the first to break it down for you.
1. There is nothing wrong with a woman that works out and lifts a lil weight.
2. While I like Hoopz body, I also dig Amber Rose, Draya, Kelly Rowland, Michaela Conlin, Jill Scott, and Paula Patton to name a few.
Now maybe some of you might think that liking a woman that works out means something else but Im well secure in my masculinity so its nothing to me.
@CD Kris’ sister looks like she will lay a bish out dnt she…
@CD
His sister is a thicky mama and she looks like she will tag Kim’s ass if she got the chance…
OHoney says:
I Go There says:
And Serena is Sexy too…
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You serious?
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I didnt call her a beauty queen…. But im not about to call her some dude because she has a few muscles.
@His
Yessssss sister girl looks like the type of female who blacks out while she beating a bytch down and when she comes to she’s in the back of a cop car bein brought up on a few misdeamenors.
2. While I like Hoopz body, I also dig Amber Rose, Draya, Kelly Rowland, Michaela Conlin, Jill Scott, and Paula Patton to name a few.
Jilly from Philly!! That bish is so sexy, IMO!
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I Go There says:
And Serena is Sexy too…
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Ironically the fact that you typed this does not shock me…I’ve heard men come out in droves to defend this chick all because she is dragging around that enormous donk… or as JMO says BUTT —–> (__x__)
Nah he aint been spilling the tea but his dad and sister has. His sister tweeted a line from Drake song “”she look like a star, but only on camera… Don’t listen to the lies, I swear their all lies. And have yall seen his sister bytch look like she can throw dem hands
I saw one episode and she was up there, I thought the same. Ole girl don’t play
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Ironically the fact that you typed this does not shock me…I’ve heard men come out in droves to defend this chick all because she is dragging around that enormous donk… or as JMO says BUTT —–> (__x__)
I know plenty of men that think Serena is a DYME!!!
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@IGo, I’d rather u like a fit healthy bish than one who looks like a farm animal or an animal from ur local pet store….so u get no judgement from me dawg….
Hoops is pretty strong but she dnt look like a man to me….and that hard heffa Serena had My bew common
So yeah….ion think ur gay or nothing like that
Ironically the fact that you typed this does not shock me…I’ve heard men come out in droves to defend this chick all because she is dragging around that enormous donk… or as JMO says BUTT —–> (__x__)
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And thats all Im saying…
@chiby
I had to ask my husband what the fck and why the fck and he just looked at me with his eyes to the ground and said “it’s that azz….”
@chibs, miles was on one episode. He was like when Judy never came back downstairs on Family Matters.
She probcod have a good relationship if it won’t for her mom. Now they saying he was mean because he said she not gone be famous forever.
I had to ask my husband what the fck and why the fck and he just looked at me with his eyes to the ground and said “it’s that azz….”
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From the neck down she is a DYME!! That bish body is banging!!!
FeFe says:
@chiby
I had to ask my husband what the fck and why the fck and he just looked at me with his eyes to the ground and said “it’s that azz….”
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Hoops is pretty strong but she dnt look like a man to me….and that hard heffa Serena had My bew common
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Thanks you
And women love the shait out of common…
Ppl tend to forget what they type and who they type it about….crazy
Like I said Puzzy has no face
IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME 
@FeFe
I have come to the conclusion that yo face can be shot to chit but if you got a donkey booty that overrides errythang. To me Serena is excellent in what she does I just dont think you need to look like you chop wood at night for the whole city of Utah. #nothatingjustobserving
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Ironically the fact that you typed this does not shock me…I’ve heard men come out in droves to defend this chick all because she is dragging around that enormous donk… or as JMO says BUTT —–> (__x__)
I know plenty of men that think Serena is a DYME!!!
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I’ve never heard a man say that Serena was fine. Great athlete yes but fine
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Dime’s GOTTA be pretty though *pops collars*
#nowiamnotsayingsheisoooglyiaintsaythat
o me Serena is excellent in what she does I just dont think you need to look like you chop wood at night for the whole city of Utah. #nothatingjustobserving
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*meant state of Utah* Dont judge me
“it’s that azz….”
and Common cant get at me either I think he’s actually been abused with anal beads 
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Well thats sad and Im not sayin ur man but this explains a lot about some men who tend to be on DL – cuz honestly Serena looks like DONKEY in SHREK and so does her azz – sooooo yeah
@IGO **DODGES SO THE WINDMILL WONT HIT MY BIG AZZ HEAD** MY BAD
NEVER SAID U WAS GAY 
ASKING A PREGUNTA AND CHIT TIS ALL 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Like I said Puzzy has no face
IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME 
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Maybe were on the same page. If you don’t have a cute face or there is no attraction at all, I don’t care how big or what you can do with it, its not happening … If thats what you meant
Choco aka Hippie says:
Like I said Puzzy has no face
IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME 
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BUT, that’s the difference between men and women…
@Yall
Depends on what you looking for…
Some men think Jill is a Dyme…she gotta pretty face…and thick in the waist…
Serena got a man face and donkey for a base(booty)
Its all in what you like!!!
I don’t care how big or what you can do with it, its not happening … If thats what you meant
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Yes Serena is is Sasquatch if I were a MAN i’d fear her
AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS… NEVER!!
SEE YALL BISHES SOME OTHER DAY 
@CD
That bish is hella skrong in the body…
@Choco
Men are very open with the fact that they’d smang a chick out while they put a paper bag over her head…so honestly, it doesn’t surprise me…you wouldn’t believe how many men defend Serena, I eventually gave up trying to figure the chit out…
and Common cant get at me either I think he’s actually been abused with anal beads
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take your ass to the
You better not come to the Chi saying that chit…they gonna
your ass….
@Jmo, Fe & Choc…
Exactly and pls ass T.I , Weezy, big Sean and his so called big dack to that list *yucky face*
FeFe says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Like I said Puzzy has no face
IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME 
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BUT, that’s the difference between men and women…
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I don’t even think its a clear difference between men and women. Women are the same. There are a number of unfortunate faced male celebrities out there that still get women
Choco aka Hippie says:
Like I said Puzzy has no face IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME
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Puzzay has a face too… I just find some women attactive where others dont. Its like this… a guy goes out he sees some women and in the group there is this fine azz chic thats up dancing talking and seeming like she’s the life of the party (Beyonce) now most dudes would gravitate towards her but I would look at that other girl in the group(Kelly) cause thats were the party really is.
It must be your ass cause it aint your face
I need a tip dril, I wanna trip drill
Well I have met some men that didnt even look human at first but had so much swagga about themselves that the looks actually didnt mean as much like I would have expected.
I actually think Serena is cute and has a banging azz body…
Hoopz, I just have NEVER found cute at all.
Lmao I meant add*
Damn this phone
@Fe
More power to the ones who love FEMME LUMBERJACKS cuz if you look like butt in the face and have a huge COCK that bag aint hiding chit my mind can’t erase
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
and Common cant get at me either I think he’s actually been abused with anal beads
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take your ass to the
You better not come to the Chi saying that chit…they gonna
your ass….
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Nope … I’m chi born and raised and I don’t think Common is fine. Handsome … occasionally … but he wouldn’t be on my groupie to do list … If I ever had one
There are a number of unfortunate faced male celebrities out there that still get women
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:whistle
It must be the money cause it aint your face
I need a tip drill, I wanna tip drill
Serena is the type of bytch you talk chit while her back is turned to you and when she turns around you
and say girl I love that dress 
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Like I said Puzzy has no face IM NOT FUKING SLIM, JEEZY, NELLY, DIDDY, USHER nan one of em y cuz DICK HAS A FACE TO ME
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Puzzay has a face too… I just find some women attactive where others dont. Its like this… a guy goes out he sees some women and in the group there is this fine azz chic thats up dancing talking and seeming like she’s the life of the party (Beyonce) now most dudes would gravitate towards her but I would look at that other girl in the group(Kelly) cause thats were the party really is.
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Yep, that sounds like something my bf would say
@EGO
Its all good everyone has their own preferences no one can say anything about it – but you can SERENA
Well I have met some men that didnt even look human at first but had so much swagga about themselves that the looks actually didnt mean as much like I would have expected.
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IMO swagga trumps looks….
Aint nothing like a nigga with thick swagu sauce!!!
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Serena is the type of bytch you talk chit while her back is turned to you and when she turns around you
and say girl I love that dress 
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Well then folks need to stop throwing the term “dime” around, because where I’m from, DIME means fine as all get up & (no hate) but Jill is not fine as all get up, neither is Serena, neither is
I could go on but I won’t.
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I don’t have any attraction to Common either though
He’s from the boogie side anyway, ain’t nobody got his back. Jmo, tell me I’m lying…
Common look like he still waiting for someone to tell him he’s great in bed
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Well I have met some men that didnt even look human at first but had so much swagga about themselves that the looks actually didnt mean as much like I would have expected.
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Thats because sex appeal is Sex Appeal… and people get that confused and try to equate that to beauty.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@FeFe
I have come to the conclusion that yo face can be shot to chit but if you got a donkey booty that overrides errythang. To me Serena is excellent in what she does I just dont think you need to look like you chop wood at night for the whole city of Utah. #nothatingjustobserving
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I heard that Serena bootie smell like a donkeybottie too! Professional football player no longer in the game…and another person.
@JMO
But you gotta admit, those women who gravitate toward the ugly men are usually gravitating toward his status or money…not anything physical…
caligirl says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@FeFe
I have come to the conclusion that yo face can be shot to chit but if you got a donkey booty that overrides errythang. To me Serena is excellent in what she does I just dont think you need to look like you chop wood at night for the whole city of Utah. #nothatingjustobserving
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Cali says:
I heard that Serena bootie smell like a donkeybottie too! Professional football player no longer in the game…and another person.
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Just the thought of that big azz stanking makes me want to 
at my desk right nah
Yall still crazy says:
Well then folks need to stop throwing the term “dime” around, because where I’m from, DIME means fine as all get up & (no hate) but Jill is not fine as all get up, neither is Serena, neither is
I could go on but I won’t.
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I don’t have any attraction to Common either though
He’s from the boogie side anyway, ain’t nobody got his back. Jmo, tell me I’m lying…
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Right on target
Common and his bill Cosby wardrobe can keep it movin
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
Its all good everyone has their own preferences no one can say anything about it – but you can SERENA
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You gon pay for that…
Its all about preference…
My sister n law and the women on in my hubby’s family
Common. But them bishes is boogie…
I like Kid Cudi and T.I. and Allen Iverson types
Some men prefer Jill. Some men prefer Serena. Some men prefer Precious…
Dyme pieces are relative…..
I agree with Choco. Common lost all of his sexiness to me when I saw him with Serena. Stocked dropped quicker than the NYSE.
I heard that Serena bootie smell like a donkeybottie too! Professional football player no longer in the game…and another person.
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FeFe says:
@JMO
But you gotta admit, those women who gravitate toward the ugly men are usually gravitating toward his status or money…not anything physical…
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Thats because sex appeal is Sex Appeal… and people get that confused and try to equate that to beauty.
You can be ugly and sexy at the same time!!!
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chiby says:
Some men prefer Precious…
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WHO ?????????????????????????????????????????
You gon pay for that…
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Its kool just don’t call me SERENA later
Choco aka Hippie says:
You gon pay for that…
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Its kool just don’t call me SERENA later
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There is something off with Common. He lost my Vote when he started talking to Ms. Badu (love her music) but she seem special. JMO
@FeFe
Trust me! There are some chubby chasers out there. My first college roommate was like 350 STRONG…and that bish got more pussy AND dikk put together than I did my whole entire freshman year…
But she was sexy with her shit. She always dressed nice. Hair did. Smelled good…Niggas was jocking…
*whispers* Niggas be lying when they say they aint attracted to fat bishes, contrary to popular belief…
Yall still crazy says:
Well then folks need to stop throwing the term “dime” around, because where I’m from, DIME means fine as all get up & (no hate) but Jill is not fine as all get up, neither is Serena, neither is
I could go on but I won’t.
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Nope I not once called any one of these ladies dimes… I dont even use that word. I hate Swag or Swagga too.
I never really did find Common all that fine, he’s attractive…but something about his eyes have too much of a twinkle to them…
He lost my Vote when he started talking to Ms. Badu (love her music) but she seem special. JMO
That’s D-town’s finest right there!!
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Say man, raise up off Ms. Badu..
That’s a bad bish…and her body is banging after having all them children…
eww
Even though I don’t tweet. I read Missss Sandra’s twitters comments the other day and she said something that I must agree with. I can’t “quote” but it was something like….it’s the ugly chics that your man is with cause a smile goes a long way.
Choco aka Hippie says:
You gon pay for that…
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Its kool just don’t call me SERENA later
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Deal…
@chiby
I understand some big chicks can pull dudes, I’ve seen it too…but you said PRECIOUS….Ummm, how do I put this, Precious had a bit more going on BESIDES being a big girl…
*holding sides*
Yall are nuts..
@Fefe
Those are my kind of men!!!
Common aint rough enough around the edges for me….I’m not really attracted to conscious rappers…They either got smoke a pound a day, done killed somebody or gotta mean pimp hand!!
I’m out for the night…take care yall!
*slaps Hoey* Lmao
caligirl says:
There is something off with Common. He lost my Vote when he started talking to Ms. Badu (love her music) but she seem special. JMO
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Erykah Badu is nice as hell… Sure if you mess with her you might end up wearing a Band outfit and a catchers mask but she’s very sexy.
Scary, I wasn’t even talking to you yo
That’s Chi calling folks “dimes”
*yelling* AND THEY AIN’T NO DIMES
caligirl says:
Even though I don’t tweet. I read Missss Sandra’s twitters comments the other day and she said something that I must agree with. I can’t “quote” but it was something like….it’s the ugly chics that your man is with cause a smile goes a long way.
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Sandra had some real good points…she was saying all these so called attractive women dont understand why they still single or cant find a man…its cause of their chitty attitude….which is totally true
*whispers* Niggas be lying when they say they aint attracted to fat bishes, contrary to popular belief…
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Who told you that shait?????
Now its a percentage but its not a huge one.
That’s Chi calling folks “dimes”
*yelling* AND THEY AIN’T NO DIMES
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
@Fefe
Those are my kind of men!!!
Common aint rough enough around the edges for me….I’m not really attracted to conscious rappers…They either got smoke a pound a day, done killed somebody or gotta mean pimp hand!!
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Don’t set urself up gurl
Yall still crazy says:
Scary, I wasn’t even talking to you yo
That’s Chi calling folks “dimes”
*yelling* AND THEY AIN’T NO DIMES
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I gotcha
chibytex aka the people’s champ – I’ve purchased her music and tees… D’towns finest huh
I’m like WTF really??? Hold me tight please :2dance:
Call me a chauvinist, but when I look at women, I try to fit them in one of three categories:
Pretty: (ie, Halle Berry, Gab Union, Keyshia Knight Pulliam, Christina Milian)
IGO), Esther Baxter, most vide-hoes)
Sexy: (Amber Rose, Hoops (
Cute: (Lauren London (pre-Wayne), Kelly Rowland)
Anybody that doesn’t fit into that category, I just
Not many women can encompass all three.
I Go There says:
caligirl says:
There is something off with Common. He lost my Vote when he started talking to Ms. Badu (love her music) but she seem special. JMO
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Erykah Badu is nice as hell… Sure if you mess with her you might end up wearing a Band outfit and a catchers mask but she’s very sexy.
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Exactly – She turned him OUT!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Sandra had some real good points…she was saying all these so called attractive women dont understand why they still single or cant find a man…its cause of their chitty attitude….which is totally true
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Don’t start….
IGOThere
I didnt say EVERY dude…but there is a portion out there that be lying saying they pulling all these “fine” ass women, but if you go through their phone 20 out of the 50 girls in the phone are “plus size”
And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!
Ok I’m done for real now
OHoney says:
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Sandra had some real good points…she was saying all these so called attractive women dont understand why they still single or cant find a man…its cause of their chitty attitude….which is totally true
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Don’t start….
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I’m only agreeing with what Sandra said…
Common lost all of his sexiness to me when I saw him with Serena.
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Yes this who I think abused him with anal beads
*holds Honey*
Long Time Lurker says:
Call me a chauvinist, but when I look at women, I try to fit them in one of three categories:
Pretty: (ie, Halle Berry, Gab Union, Keyshia Knight Pulliam, Christina Milian)
Sexy: (Amber Rose, Hoops ( IGO), Esther Baxter, most vide-hoes)
Cute: (Lauren London (pre-Wayne), Kelly Rowland)
Anybody that doesn’t fit into that category, I just
Not many women can encompass all three.
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Keisha Knight cute category IMO.
Amber Rose – I was not a fan, but the new Vodka commercial is the bizness.
And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!
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Non of my homies even the my Biggest homie are in that club… But to each his own.
Long Time Lurker says:
Call me a chauvinist, but when I look at women, I try to fit them in one of three categories:
Pretty: (ie, Halle Berry, Gab Union, Keyshia Knight Pulliam, Christina Milian)
Sexy: (Amber Rose, Hoops ( IGO), Esther Baxter, most vide-hoes)
Cute: (Lauren London (pre-Wayne), Kelly Rowland)
Anybody that doesn’t fit into that category, I just
Not many women can encompass all three
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Thats a nice set of categories
Sandra had some real good points…she was saying all these so called attractive women dont understand why they still single or cant find a man…its cause of their chitty attitude….which is totally true
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I’ve had it with this chit – Sandra are you the attractive woman or the ugly woman – I CONSIDER MYSELF attractive and Im not sitting around wondering why I am single – I know y cuz I haven’t found the person I feel like settling down with – it does not mean I can’t have a man or take YOUR GIRL
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
IGOThere
I didnt say EVERY dude…but there is a portion out there that be lying saying they pulling all these “fine” ass women, but if you go through their phone 20 out of the 50 girls in the phone are “plus size”
And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!(I don’t know abou that one) :sideye:
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My boo gotta college room mate that talk so much shizz about how he be pulling all these fine women, I finally met his wife and was shocked. She looked like a burlap sack of brown potatoes.
caligirl says:
I finally met his wife and was shocked. She looked like a burlap sack of brown potatoes.
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The visual
Cali says:
right nah
My boo gotta college room mate that talk so much shizz about how he be pulling all these fine women, I finally met his wife and was shocked. She looked like a burlap sack of brown potatoes.
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U go to the
Dont even get me started!!!! SMDH
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Cali says:
you know I hadto make ya’ll laugh before I left. 
:steers: off
My boo gotta college room mate that talk so much shizz about how he be pulling all these fine women, I finally met his wife and was shocked. She looked like a burlap sack of brown potatoes.
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Fine I’ll go to the
And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!
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*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*
#nottalmboutnoneofyall
#aintmyfault
Sandra had some real good points…she was saying all these so called attractive women dont understand why they still single or cant find a man…its cause of their chitty attitude….which is totally true
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I cant agree with that… there are plenty nice looking women with wonderful attitudes. I think alot of us guys have had that one or two minor situation with women with those bad attitudes that we wont say anything. But for the most part a guy knows when a woman is intested… I wouldnt even approach a woman if I didnt see the sign.
*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*
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I hope not…if so Ill be bringing chic back to the crib
While she thinks something is going on Ill be putting on a Pilates tape and firing up the fking Tread Mill.
potatoes though
Hey @Ya’ll dance with me bew :2dance: I need to work off these Thanksgiving pounds
*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*
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Sad fat girls should stop thinking that cuz skinny broads (or so-called) like myself have not a problem – and I don’t even have a big donk – Hips, DD’s and cute face has always been on my side
*cues She got a Donk by Soulja Boy*
Sad fat girls should stop thinking that cuz skinny broads (or so-called) like myself have not a problem – and I don’t even have a big donk – Hips, DD’s and cute face has always been on my side
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I said its all in preference….
But I think a lot slim girls tend to think they are better cause they are slim…dont under estimate the thickee chicks or ugly chicks for that matter…
A sweet nice personality will take your further than looks any day!!!
OHoney says:
*cues She got a Donk by Soulja Boy*
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Kandi got a donk….that chit is huuuuuuggggeeee!!!
Honey, I say we ballroom dance like on tv
#theweightjustdropsoffofthemfolks
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My body has finally caught up with my face #humble #iwasthintillnow #iaintphatthough 
But I ain’t neva had a problem pulling the best of them with just a pretty face
<— ION got no donk HMMMP
*whispers* But I can work it like I do
Yall still crazy says:
And I know quite a few men that arent even attracted to a female smaller than a 12…and that’s no lie!!!
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*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*
#nottalmboutnoneofyall
#aintmyfault
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OHoney says:
*cues She got a Donk by Soulja Boy*
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Get outta my head…
@Yall I think a donk is an as$ like
Serena
Emily (Love and Hip Hop)
Buffy (not the vampire slayer)
I don’t have one either….I’m ok with that
I Go There says:
*wondering if this is the reason there’s so many overweight bishes walking around here now*
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I hope not…if so Ill be bringing chic back to the crib
While she thinks something is going on Ill be putting on a Pilates tape and firing up the fking Tread Mill.
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Jmo, it’s an epidemic yo
#stillaintmyfault
I said its all in preference….
But I think a lot slim girls tend to think they are better cause they are slim…dont under estimate the thickee chicks or ugly chicks for that matter…
A sweet nice personality will take your further than looks any day!!!
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Look CHI I really don’t care – I have all that I need and then some and I don’t have to be thick to attract a man – I’ve been married been in long term relationships a bish like me don’t have a stinky attitude I just know my self worth and Im able to take care of me so yeah I have options on whether I want to stay or not! Im not one to underestimate anyone but let me let you in on a secret my male friend I known for years is married to an attractive thicker woman – guess what he prefers tho – cuz I still get calls from him going on 15 years later – Im not thick and this is his second marriage – I think FAT GIRLS allow their men to run around on them or turn their fat azz cheeks when they see something awry cuz I don’t know how anyone married to this dude friend of mine would not suspect him!
I’m staying out of this convo because the smaller women are always in the wrong on this topic
Buffy got them Hammocks…(them hips that sat out the ass)
Honey, I concur
I wouldn’t een know what to do with all of that.
Walking around knocking ish over and ish (Queens of comedy-Sommore)
Choco aka Hippie says:
I said its all in preference….
But I think a lot slim girls tend to think they are better cause they are slim…dont under estimate the thickee chicks or ugly chicks for that matter…
A sweet nice personality will take your further than looks any day!!!
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Look CHI I really don’t care – I have all that I need and then some and I don’t have to be thick to attract a man – I’ve been married been in long term relationships a bish like me don’t have a stinky attitude I just know my self worth and Im able to take care of me so yeah I have options on whether I want to stay or not! Im not one to underestimate anyone but let me let you in on a secret my male friend I known for years is married to an attractive thicker woman – guess what he prefers tho – cuz I still get calls from him going on 15 years later – Im not thick and this is his second marriage – I think FAT GIRLS allow their men to run around on them or turn their fat azz cheeks when they see something awry cuz I don’t know how anyone married to this dude friend of mine would not suspect him!
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Ut oh … Its about to feel like a Friday on SR up in here …
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW one dude told me some of big butt chicks stinks! bad hygience
&
Yall still crazy says:
Jmo, it’s an epidemic yo
#stillaintmyfault
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You right. A lot women have blended the lines between being fat and being thick. I’ve seen plenty of thick women who are fab but it be those chicks with the triple muffin tops and leaning shoes who prance around saying theyre thick that gets me confused … but hey, whatevs
@JMO
Im just so tired of the bullchit – fuk a nice personality fuking some nice folks finish LAST! – And LOOKS HAVE ALWAYS OPENED DOORS
OHoney says:
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@JMO they neva let shyt go! I gotta be on my Ps and Qs <<< still don't know what that means but my mama always said it.
cuz I still get calls from him going on 15 years later – Im not thick and this is his second marriage – I think FAT GIRLS allow their men to run around on them or turn their fat azz cheeks when they see something awry cuz I don’t know how anyone married to this dude friend of mine would not suspect him!
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Sweetie him cheating on her aint got chit to do with him being married to a slim chick…he’s a hoe plain and simple..if he was married to slim chick, he’d probably cheat on her with a fat chick. Male hoes dont care WHO they are getting it from as long as somebody giving it up…
Nobody said that YOU in particular…I just made a statement in general. You taking this as if I’m speaking directly towards u.
I’ve been in situations where niggas was with slim so called bad bishes and they niggas STAYED calling me trying to get at me. Shit up and until I met my husband that chit was happening and had to cut that chit off… so please with the whole fat girls let their man cheat…slim/skinny bishes with low self esteem do the same chit…
Being fat does NOT equate to low self esteem…One has nothing to do with the other….
I said its all in preference….
But I think a lot slim girls tend to think they are better cause they are slim…dont under estimate the thickee chicks or ugly chicks for that matter…
A sweet nice personality will take your further than looks any day!!!
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Don’t forget MONEY – I was just talking about this the other day. There’s a chick that seems to always get hooked up with some of the most desired me. My GF was like she don’t understand it, because the girl has a face like Master Splinter, but she can dress her azz off and obviously been exposed to a few things so she got a lil swag and it really makes all the difference on how you look at her.
No it’s that just CHI only sees things from her perspective and then tends to generalize on other chit – NOT GONNA WORK! So if I went to CHI for advice on how to catch a man, I better not drive my flashy car, or have a mind of my own, better eat all the fukn grits and gravy Im fed 4x times daily to ensure I stay COW FAT and always have a really pleasing push me over persona #NOT
Nah I not cosignin no big stank bootyness but I did hear a couple of years ago from a friend of a friend who said a girl with a rather plump rump did have the slightest scent of dookey residual when her and the dude were having doggystyle interactions. Dont know if it was because she got a big azz or she just didnt wash properly.
So happy my rump roast is just right. Not too big and not spongebobish.
A comedian once said all you niccas around here going crazy ova azz, not me azz stank
JMO says:
I’m staying out of this convo because the smaller women are always in the wrong on this topic
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You skinny heffas always starting trouble
BTW Janelle says, “people keep complaining about her hair and her clothes, but Vogue didn’t seem to mind the last 3 times she posed” #POW
Keep chatting away on your keyboards ladies, Janelle is laughing all the way to bank Ba-By!!!
You still eating poopcorn though
. Think turned phat in no time flat…
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Jmo, I hear guys talk about they thought this chick was nice and thick and when she unzipped her jeans, all that ish started spilling out
#aintmyfault
And dont get mad at me cause I agreed with some of the chit Sandra was saying. I have a right to agree and disagree who the fukk I want.
OHoney says:
@JMO they neva let shyt go! I gotta be on my Ps and Qs <<< still don't know what that means but my mama always said it.
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@CHIBY
U got it! I didn’t think you were talking about me personally nor did I think Sandra was I get tired of the effn bs light skin dark skin, skinny or fat I mean chit – I just get what I want and lets leave it at that!
Choco
You really sound stupid…if dude wanted your ass so fukking bad like you claim, how come after his first divorce he didnt pursue you seriously, instead of calling your ass to sneak around on his wife with…please cause he looked at you like a nice piece of slim ass…and that is all.
No one is mad but you damn sure sing the same same same old old old TUNE! We get it your thick and married right! Okay you are doing the most more than the rest –
Being fat does not equate to low self esteem, BUT a phat bish ain’t neva turning down no late night booty calls IMO
Now this is what I see. But hey, maybe skinny bishes do it too
I Go There says:
JMO says:
I’m staying out of this convo because the smaller women are always in the wrong on this topic
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You skinny heffas always starting trouble
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See how you do??
You know its true. Like its my fault I have a good metabolism 
@CHIBY
YOUR effn stupid bish what the fuk makes you think I wanted to marry him I see where you put yourself THIRD!
Yall still crazy says:
You still eating poopcorn though
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Jmo, I hear guys talk about they thought this chick was nice and thick and when she unzipped her jeans, all that ish started spilling out . Think turned phat in no time flat…
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Okay I have a rule
If the girl thicker than Jill I cant do it… If you take your clothes off and start pouring out your shait then I its a no go… I want eveything to stay exactly where it was when you had them jeans on.
Yall still crazy says:
You still eating poopcorn though
. Think turned phat in no time flat…
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Jmo, I hear guys talk about they thought this chick was nice and thick and when she unzipped her jeans, all that ish started spilling out
#aintmyfault
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And with that I’m out…
Getting cheated on as nothing to do with weight….that’s a dumb statement!!!
IONO what P’s & Q’s means either
But, I be on mine
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
You still eating poopcorn though
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Jmo, I hear guys talk about they thought this chick was nice and thick and when she unzipped her jeans, all that ish started spilling out . Think turned phat in no time flat…
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Okay I have a rule
If the girl thicker than Jill I cant do it… If you take your clothes off and start pouring out your shait then I its a no go… I want eveything to stay exactly where it was when you had them jeans on.
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See Jill looks nice! Now… would you really just stop :stop: after her clothes came off?? What if it was dark?
instead of calling your ass to sneak around on his wife with…please cause he looked at you like a nice piece of slim ass…and that is all.
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HAAAAA you are epically wrong chicky babes he still calls becuz we are more than sex DUMMY GIRL! 15 years of hitting same slim piece of azz uh no there are more slim younger chicks out there than me #WAKE UP
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CHIBY
YOUR effn stupid bish what the fuk makes you think I wanted to marry him I see where you put yourself THIRD!
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but you think its “cute” that he call you to sneak around on his wife with… You think its cause you slim and bad bish that he was calling you?
See how you do?? You know its true. Like its my fault I have a good metabolism
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My homies to this day still tell me “Oh its gon catch up to you one day… You’ll have a gut soon”
Nah partner I stay active that way you dont have to worry about all that.
Getting cheated on as nothing to do with weight….that’s a dumb statement!!!
Awww the fat girl topic isn’t winning for your anymore what happened REALITY set in and I didn’t say it was a reason for cheating you did 
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Who started this?
I bet it was a skinny bish
HAAAAA you are epically wrong chicky babes he still calls becuz we are more than sex DUMMY GIRL! 15 years of hitting same slim piece of azz uh no there are more slim younger chicks out there than me #WAKE UP
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Ok so being his jumpoff for 15 years is cute right?
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Choco
You really sound stupid…if dude wanted your ass so fukking bad like you claim, how come after his first divorce he didnt pursue you seriously, instead of calling your ass to sneak around on his wife with…please cause he looked at you like a nice piece of slim ass…and that is all.
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Dayum
Yall still crazy says:
Who started this?
I bet it was a skinny bish
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See Jill looks nice! Now… would you really just stop after her clothes came off?? What if it was dark
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Its NEVER that dark… and yeah I would stop if its something that I dont like. I dont know what yall ladies think but just because its puzzay dont mean all guys will hit… All puzzay aint GOOD puzzay.
but you think its “cute” that he call you to sneak around on his wife with… You think its cause you slim and bad bish that he was calling you?
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No I think IM CUTE just cuz he calls don’t mean chit FOOL! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND HAVE MORE ADULT INTERACTION! I don’t sex married men! DON”T HAVE TO but that won’t stop a married man from trying now will it? You’re married so tell me!
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No bish you said it!! You said that you believe that fat bishes let their man cheat on them and they turn the other cheek to chit…which is a dumb baseless statement. There are plenty of skinny bishes that get dogged by their husbands/boyfriends….
I Go There says:
See how you do?? You know its true. Like its my fault I have a good metabolism
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My homies to this day still tell me “Oh its gon catch up to you one day… You’ll have a gut soon”
Nah partner I stay active that way you dont have to worry about all that.
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Yep and thats exactly what my fam tells me but I’m active as well.. plus, if I gain more weight, I’ll still be good
Sooo… how do you tell a guy he needs to lose some weight?? I need a plan…
Yall just cant do right
@CHIBY
LOOK SILLY GIRL I’ve had my own relationships the past 15 years Im not his jump off get it right!
I Go There says:
See Jill looks nice! Now… would you really just stop after her clothes came off?? What if it was dark
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Its NEVER that dark… and yeah I would stop if its something that I dont like. I dont know what yall ladies think but just because its puzzay dont mean all guys will hit… All puzzay aint GOOD puzzay.
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Good response
No I think IM CUTE just cuz he calls don’t mean chit FOOL! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND HAVE MORE ADULT INTERACTION! I don’t sex married men! DON”T HAVE TO but that won’t stop a married man from trying now will it? You’re married so tell me!
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Sooooooo you like the attention that married men gives you!!! Ohhhh ok!! That sure is so high self esteem….
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Yall just cant do right
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I bet you started this mess
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CHIBY
Ok Choco!!
LOOK SILLY GIRL I’ve had my own relationships the past 15 years Im not his jump off get it right!
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He just been calling you on the side for the past 15 years “trying’ to hit it!! Cause you just that bad…
@JMO
Let his azz watch a couple of hours of Dr. Oz, trust by the end of the 2nd hour he will be applying for a gym membership.
Dr. Oz be on some deep chit, one day I watched it last month and immediately got up doing jump n jacks, crunches and doing high kicks. Chit scared the hell outta of me and I’m not even overweight.
I would like to interject (been waiting to use that word) that
Damn it… I forgot
@CHIBY
Dont take it personally your hubby isnt paying me attn and girl a married man payn me attn makes me happy NAH chick you don’t chit about my self-esteem which is why I don’t think I need to be married in order to feel validated! None of my sisters are married and this is by our choice so don’t get mad at me cuz other married men pay attn to me its just not married men, men in general
Yep and thats exactly what my fam tells me but I’m active as well.. plus, if I gain more weight, I’ll still be good
Sooo… how do you tell a guy he needs to lose some weight?? I need a plan…
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Just tell him…
Ill tell you this you know why I stay fit:
Cause I be damned if the woman Im with thinks that all these other dudes are sexy and Not me as well…. Plus damnit I like living.
He just been calling you on the side for the past 15 years “trying’ to hit it!! Cause you just that bad… Ok Choco!!
You sound so immature and isolated – we are friends HUN damn he doesn’t always try to hit but like I said we are more than sex WHOA! 
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All I have to say is that
fat girls don’t know how un-fat girls feel
& un-fat girls don’t know how fat girls feel
AND that we don’t get treated the same IMO
Never taking it personal bew…I’ve never had a problem attracting men no what size I was/am…My hubby loves ALL of this…trust and believe…
You just make comments that are baseless….and crazy…
You shouldnt want the attention of a married man. Every time that man calls you should hang up the phone or tell him to lose your number…But you dont cause you like the attention and that speaks volumes about the kind of person you are.
Yall still crazy says:
All I have to say is that
fat girls don’t know how un-fat girls feel
& un-fat girls don’t know how fat girls feel
AND that we don’t get treated the same IMO
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That’s some deep chit
@CD & @IGO
I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well
He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk
I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
Now come ON
Well I’ve been fat IMO and skinny now so I know firsthand its not a problem to get a man one way or the other is what MY REAL POINT IS!
let me let you in on a secret my male friend I known for years is married to an attractive thicker woman – guess what he prefers tho – cuz I still get calls from him going on 15 years later – Im not thick and this is his second marriage –
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that sound like way more than just “friends” to me but whatever!! Do you bew!
Yall still crazy says:
All I have to say is that
fat girls don’t know how un-fat girls feel
& un-fat girls don’t know how fat girls feel
AND that we don’t get treated the same IMO
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Thank you! You know how frustrating it is to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks in between and STILL not gain weight?? Ole braggin azzess
For real CD, even Tyra had to wear a fat suit just to see how they’re treated by society.
I couldn’t imagine
You just make comments that are baseless….and crazy…
You shouldnt want the attention of a married man. Every time that man calls you should hang up the phone or tell him to lose your number…But you dont cause you like the attention and that speaks volumes about the kind of person you are
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I think you should be having this conversation with your hubbies jump off I wouldn’t ever tell a good friend of mine male or female to lose my number becuz they are married if he doesn’t respect his marriage does not mean I don’t have respect for self and LIKE I SAID WE ARE MORE THAN SEX meaning there is a real foundation for our friendship his second marriage I’ve know him ten years already so fuk u and your archaic advice that I know you wouldn’t utilize your own self
Jmo, get that ish under control STAT
because once it’s there, that’s it, that’s all 
#ionlikethebigbeerbellies *stinky face*
JMO says:
@CD & @IGO
I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk
I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
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Tell him the bigger he gets the smaller his dck will get…. and the less puzzay he will get… If that dont help then I dont know what to tell you.
What does attn have to do with him are you under the impression he is the only man I can get attn from again have this conversation with the lil chick that works in your hubby’s companie’s copy room and always tries to rub her fat azz and arms on him
MISS ME WITH THE ATTN MY EFFN PUPS GIVE ME ATTN WTF
You know how frustrating it is to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks in between and STILL not gain weight?? Ole braggin azzess
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Do you know how frustrating it is to have an a skinny ass husband. He eats everything and dont gain a pound…if my ass goes for seconds…I gotta starve the next day!! Life aint fukking fair!
Yall still crazy says:
Jmo, get that ish under control STAT
because once it’s there, that’s it, that’s all 
#ionlikethebigbeerbellies *stinky face*
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*sigh* I know … I even bought the damn P90x chiz or whatever its called and said lets do it together … nope
@Yall
Dont get me started with Tyra Forehead Banks. Actually sitting on her stage crying to “real fat” people telling them about the way she was treated as a person in a fat suit. Bytch please
Thank you! You know how frustrating it is to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks in between and STILL not gain weight?? Ole braggin azzess
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Thats right….
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
You know how frustrating it is to eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks in between and STILL not gain weight?? Ole braggin azzess
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Do you know how frustrating it is to have an a skinny ass husband. He eats everything and dont gain a pound…if my ass goes for seconds…I gotta starve the next day!! Life aint fukking fair!
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Choco aka Hippie says:
What does attn have to do with him are you under the impression he is the only man I can get attn from again have this conversation with the lil chick that works in your hubby’s companie’s copy room and always tries to rub her fat azz and arms on him
MISS ME WITH THE ATTN MY EFFN PUPS GIVE ME ATTN WTF
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Girl please for u to ENTERTAIN this MARRIED man for all these years tells it all. And I’m done with it!! You a bad bish blah, blah, blah…Whatever!!!
that sound like way more than just “friends” to me but whatever!! Do you bew!
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COOKOO I’ve known him for the past 15 years of course we were more than friends at one point! THE REAL POINT IS that we remained friends becuz SEX was not a option when I met him!
Clarification: 335’s laughter was for 330,333,334
CHIBY you are really small minded who the fuk I guess you dont have any male friends and entertain him bish this mofo is fine as chit my puss is not the only one he can get TRUST!
*sigh* I know … I even bought the damn P90x chiz or whatever its called and said lets do it together … nope
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Thats what I use… That shait is not to be played with.
Look it lil igo trying show he’s fit yall
Choco aka Hippie says:
CHIBY you are really small minded who the fuk I guess you dont have any male friends and entertain him bish this mofo is fine as chit my puss is not the only one he can get TRUST!
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Actually I really dont…Well I do have one male friend, and he’s married so its NOT really appropriate to have male friends while I’m married…especially cause me and him had relations before. Thank God he move to Houston. He doesnt cross my mind until I’m visiting down there.
I dont want my husband conversing with another female about anything.. I should be all the woman he needs to talk to.
Yall still crazy says:
Look it lil igo trying show he’s fit yall
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ION Yall … He starting to sound damn good to me
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@CD & @IGO
I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk
I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
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Tell him the bigger he gets the smaller his dck will get…. and the less puzzay he will get… If that dont help then I dont know what to tell you.
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I just saw this
… But hell then what am I to do?? That is a good point though … noted 
@Jmo
true dat true dat
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I gotta tell my hubby that a “celeb” responded and answered a question from me! He gonna fall out laughing once I tell him who it is…and say nigga that aint real celeb…now maybe if that was her sister Toni…
Be easy ladies and gents!!!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
I gotta tell my hubby that a “celeb” responded and answered a question from me! He gonna fall out laughing once I tell him who it is…and say nigga that aint real celeb…now maybe if that was her sister Toni…
Be easy ladies and gents!!!
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Bye Chi
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@CD & @IGO
I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk
I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
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Tell him the bigger he gets the smaller his dck will get…. and the less puzzay he will get… If that dont help then I dont know what to tell you.
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I just saw this … But hell then what am I to do?? That is a good point though … noted
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IONO Jmo, I was gonna say to stop cooking for his ass, but then I thought might leave you for a phat chick
Imma stop now though
#youknowtheiralwaysstockedup
#aintmyfault
Good Night Chi
Yall still crazy says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@CD & @IGO
I tried to mention it briefly but it just didnt go so well He’s fine now but there has been some weight gain and I’m like um … okkkkk
I bought a scale and put it in the bathroom but that didnt really help.
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Tell him the bigger he gets the smaller his dck will get…. and the less puzzay he will get… If that dont help then I dont know what to tell you.
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I just saw this … But hell then what am I to do?? That is a good point though … noted
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IONO Jmo, I was gonna say to stop cooking for his ass, but then I thought might leave you for a phat chick
Imma stop now though
#youknowtheiralwaysstockedup
#aintmyfault
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See *cough* what had happened was *cough* … I don’t know how to cook… never learned so he does all the cooking
… We just all screwed up
@Chiby
I feel what you are saying but unfortunately that is not how it is you are not the only woman your hubby will converse with even tho you feel you should be all he needs its not realistic – My hubby cheated on me which is why I won’t do married men but Im not jaded either just a realist you have to come to terms with the fact that he is more than likely conversing with other females even if its platonic I have male friends I work with that are married I mean its how it is doens’t mean anyone is having an affair tho if that helps
I have just received word from a “lurker” that P’s as well as Q’s means
*drumroll*
Prime Quality
Ill tell you this you know why I stay fit:
Cause I be damned if the woman Im with thinks that all these other dudes are sexy and Not me as well…. Plus damnit I like living.
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More men could stand to think like you. I hate hearing women talk about how their men comment about their weight, then you see the man and it’s like Oh hail naw!
Jmo, now that is funny!
*hands Jmo a Big n’ Tall coupon for Christmas shopping*
Yall still crazy says:
I have just received word from a “lurker” that P’s as well as Q’s means
*drumroll*
Prime Quality
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Really??!! I swear you learn something new on here everyday
Thanks Lurker
#notinaclique
ohpretty1 says:
Ill tell you this you know why I stay fit:
Cause I be damned if the woman Im with thinks that all these other dudes are sexy and Not me as well…. Plus damnit I like living.
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More men could stand to think like you. I hate hearing women talk about how their men comment about their weight, then you see the man and it’s like Oh hail naw!
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Agreed
Yall still crazy says:
Jmo, now that is funny!
*hands Jmo a Big n’ Tall coupon for Christmas shopping*
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I hate you
…. I hope they keep ur azz at work for another 5 hours since you wanted to play hookey this morning
We gotta stay on our P’s and Q’s
and we gotta cross the t’s and dot ALL the i’s
Who the fukc comes up with this is?
Did you just call me a morning hooker?
I do have class tonight though hmmp *pout*
I dont want my husband conversing with another female about anything.. I should be all the woman he needs to talk to.
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Jackie Christie?
I’m kidding but damn.
Yall still crazy says:
Did you just call me a morning hooker?
I do have class tonight though hmmp *pout*
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ohpretty1 says:
I dont want my husband conversing with another female about anything.. I should be all the woman he needs to talk to.
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Jackie Christie?
I’m kidding but damn.
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Im out
I work far (damn near Gurnee @Yall) and heading to the city is a hustle… Night all 
(spoiled girl voice) SO, Imma be done one day
#sixmoreclassesthankyouJesus
Aww Jmo
That ride Wow!
Yall still crazy says:
(spoiled girl voice) SO, Imma be done one day
#sixmoreclassesthankyouJesus
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I was coming back from Miami a few weeks ago and Pharell was on my plane. He is fine as wine! Actually he had on the very same outfit as the pics above lol. When we got to Atlanta he road the train to baggage claim with us and everything. He was mad cool and even took a pic with me! Loves him! The huge red Hermes tote he was carrying was fiya!!! xoxo
Lawd…