An anonymous reader sent in these pics of Beyonce shopping for baby girl clothes at Bergdorf Goodman yesterday. The images appear to be screen captures from a video monitor. The reader was shocked to see how much weight Beyonce had gained in just a matter of days. But we’re not surprised because Beyonce will go to any lengths to fool the public into believing she’s pregnant. It is already a foregone conclusion that Beyonce is not pregnant — but her surrogate is. If and when Beyonce “delivers” her “baby”, it won’t be in a legally sanctioned hospital or clinic. And the “doctor” who delivers the “baby” will be on Jay Z and Bey’s payroll.
Ohhh Boogie Woogie here we go
yeap she went and had injections in her face and is wearing a fat suit to cover up this farce of a pregnancy………….
I wonder what they giving the surrogate for Christmas???
Well there is NO denying that ol Pregnant face she has! She’s totally knocked up! She got baby written all over her face.
woohoo, I’m going to be an auntie!
Team JAY and BEY… and baby!
So did the reader illegal obtain these pics????
Morning all!
Bring on the comments
Good morning everyone. I knew we were going to have one today. We haven’t had one in a few days!
One thing for sure… Auntie gets major HITS on her site with every Be-YAWN-Say post… CHA-CHING!
i’m gettin toasted at work!!!!!!
Morning all
Good morning!
Morning everyone!!
Can’t with this today.
That nose is spreading
Good Morning Errrrybody! How’s 4 days left…ya’ll ready?
Suga Walls that’s such a thoughtful gift.
Bey is always smiling. I never thought she was pregnant until now, she looks huge. Is that picture from a security camera? If so, she should sue. It’s impossible for a surgically enhanced nose to spread so I don’t know where that keeps coming from……
I need wrapping paper, glass jars, I have yet to go grocery shopping, have to go to craft store. Le sigh
Chocolate wine
I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven and I’ve never’eem tasted it!
Cali
my coworker knows I’m a chocolate fiend so I know she’s the one who got it!
Tatted it’s called Choco Vine and it’s damn good! It’s only 14 percent tho
Brown you drank this early guhl,lol
@ Brown – It’s okay it’s only 14% because since it’s chocolate and prolly sweet, your gonna drink much more of it, which in turn will get you wasted!
405
i just tasted a lil bit
Tatted
We don’t even talk anymore
And we don’t even know what we argue about
Don’t even say I love you no more
Cause sayin’ how we feel is no longer allowed
Some people will work things out
And some just don’t know how to change
Let’s not wait till the water runs dry
We might watch our whole lives pass us by
Let’s not wait till the water runs dry
We’ll make the biggest mistake of our lives
Don’t do it baby
but it still tastes strong
oh so i guess she went on a crazy diet to gain massive amounts of weight in a ‘few days’ huh. ok
anywho, nobody is here
i don’t plan on doing a thing today *kicks feet up* fugg is goin on with y’all?
@Suga Walls
Deep in your smile there’s a quiet, soft desire
Like the embers of a once raging fire
You know I could light that fire again, you know it isn’t why
I see the want to in your eyes
I got nothing
prego or not 
*pours Candi a glass of chocolate wine*
NAIJA
Caligirl, lovezoe, Candi, iheart, therapist
Sandra says:
the “doctor” who delivers the “baby” will be on Jay Z and Bey’s payroll.
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Isn’t EVERY doctor on somebody’s payroll? Hell, I have to pay my doctor EVERY time I visit her ass. I don’t understand what you’re digging for at this point, Sandy.
I just realized I don’t know if it was my boss or my coworker who got me the wine…..DAYUM
naija :wave:
holup!!! brown is there really such a thing as chocolate wine bc if there were i would just die *squeals*
Chicanigga (<<the name feels so wrong)
how you be
@ Naija
Slowly, my eyes begin to see
That I need you near and with me at all times (yeah)
My feelings are so deep for you
That I won’t let go, oooooh no, of you
I can’t let this love (slip away)
And I can’t turn it around (can’t you see)
And only then……….
Please don’t go away from me (I’ll be there for you)
When you call my name
I’ll reach out my hand to you (and I welcome you)
To my haert (into my heart)
Please don’t go away from
We can work it out, whatever it may be girl
Please do go (no no no no no) Please don’t go!
*ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME!*
CAndi google Choco vine! I had no idea til I walked in my office today! It’s only 14 percent but it tastes like it’s more than that
I see TINA is doing a little shopping, now that her divorce is final.
Good Morning yall
@Tatted WHY DO I
THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On topic
that’s it !
When you’re away
Temptation may come
But when I get caught up
Ooohhh
@ Pryn Pryn :2dance:
Heeeeey boo. How you doing today sweetie??? You know, you’re one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE PPL! #realtalk
Anywhooo – this is one my all time favorite songs!
@ Pryn *feeding off of your 2nd verse*
But when I get caught
Ooooh, I let go
Thinking about you each day
I feel (I love you and I’ll never let go)
You love makes my head spin round and round in a daze
*yeah, that’s my cut*
@Tatted
Girl why am I sitting here humming and doing all the runs in that song. LOL I’m a lil
today. I got cut open on Friday and now my stomach is packed with gauze and these Vicodin ain’t doin SHAT!
Before you ask. I had a boil.
oooh looks like u can buy it at World Market. might have to stop by
my coworker looks like an obese porn star from the 70s!
she’s a red head and she just got a fresh perm so her hair looks like a poodle…….not a good look
@Morning Naja! My 20% copay turned into darn near 50%. Yeah, every doctor is on someone’s payroll. They don’t work for free. Beyonce really doesn’t need to have to go to an OFFICE for prenatal care. The only thing that really has to be done in office is the U/S, which with a normal pregnancy, you only need two: the one to determine EDD and the one around 20 weeks.
@Naiji why ME name gotta be wrong
if you knew the black people I know you will become a chicanigga 2 
That IS the JAM @ Makeup Maven!!
@ Pryn – Girl, yeah, now that song is all up in my head! You see I had to go on the 2nd verse cause of you!
Ooooh, I’m sorry you had a boil. Never had one but I heard they were treacherous. Sounds like they should of prescribed you some percocet’s instead of vicadin. Vic’s only get you high!
I hope you feel better.
@ SugarPie – GIRL, I WAS ABOUT 15 OR 16 WHEN THAT CD CAME OUT! I was just really beginning to date and the guy I was dating was a total nut about this CD. I adored this song.
STANK YA, for my Camel Hump fix, Sandie Mae!
You know I STAN for that Pillow-Pet!
Glad to see Bouncy letting her fat genes have the freedom to do what they were made to do.
More, Sandie, more!
Pryn what’s your email
I want some chocolate wine!!! I’ve seen it before…but I thought that was just the name. Does it taste like chocolate @ all?
<—- Loves World Market. My lamps came from there!
Candi I’m gettin fancy with mine and puttin cocoa around the rim of my glass before I gulp it down
@ Brown – You are so stupid.
When you said that about your co-worker, I almost passed out because I envisioned EVERYTHING you just said! :lolL:
Boogies yes it does but you can still taste the alcohol in it
Really Sandra? Are you still saying Beyonce isn’t pregnant? If she isn’t pregnant then she needs to call 1-800-Jenny-20 because she has gained a lot of weight. And honey, that’s “baby weight”. As much as you don’t want to believe she’s pregnant, that woman is VERY PREGNANT! At first I was even doubtful but after seeing that sceeen shot, I’m convinced!
THAT FACE IS CHUNKY
I KNOW JAY IS EXCITED 
CONGRATS TO THE THEM 
If it’s a girl, she might as well just name that baby MOOSIEKA!
Because any baby by Jayz is gonna look just like A MOOSE!
Tatted her hair was fine before she got the perm, ion know who the hell told her to get one but she look a hot mess, like she’s trapped in the 70s
Girl I got some perc’s on my dresser RIGHT NOW! They gave them to my daughter when she had eight teeth pulled. This was my FIRST (and hopefully last) boil.
Hahaha Makeup Maven I was abt 13 and this is when chullin started gettin fresh at the “house parties” Gettin felt up during the slow jams and you know this cd had damn near ALL slow jams. My friends was tongue kissin like hell. I wasnt that fass yet LOL
mmm…..Imma try to see if Specs has it tomorrow…wont have time today workin both jobs = no sleep! ugh
Brown – I can picture EVERYTHING about her w/o even seeing her….bad makeup, overweight, pale skin but kind of red because of it being stretch out…..I CAN SEE IT!
@Luscious
Why?
@mrsmommy I hatechu today
MOOSIEKA!
@ Prynn – girl, perc’s can be ya best friend, but I know too many ppl caught up in the pill poppin’ game. I had my wisdom tooth pulled and was prescribed some, you don’t know how many calls I got seeing if I would see ’em. I was like “who do you know that I have perc’s?” They were like “cuz, you got your tooth pulled!”
Her face is looking kinda plump, though. I guess she is getting fat injections or something, right?
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m ready for this baby bump gate thing to be over. It’s run into the ground.
chicanigga not Black or AA says:
@mrsmommy I hatechu today MOOSIEKA!
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You know that they are going to lay some long and tragic burdensome name on that po chile. But everybody will be referring to her as Moosieka, because she will look just like a MOOSE!
Morning er’body
What’s this about some chocolate wine? who makes it?
TODAY IS MY FRIDAY
Tatted can we get some makeup tips for the holidays
Vero I almost choked on my coffee looking @ ur gravie
Yay Beyonce my favorite
Hershey says:
Morning er’body
What’s this about some chocolate wine? who makes it?
TODAY IS MY FRIDAY
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Mine too! So watch out you haters.
@ SugarPie –
Girl, if I dated girls back then…….I WOULD’VE BEEN A MAJOR TROLLOP…. This is my other jam (but it’s by Brandy and came out in 2002)
It’s the only explanation
To the question at hand
Like years of pain
Go away in a single day
There’s nothing that compares to the way
You make me feel inside
And i’m so glad you’re my – ooooh
Prince Charming, my angel
My king and my friend
My lover my one
He is, he is
the beat in my heart
The kiss on my lips
My lover my one
He is, He is
*this album was sooo underrated*
Lawd-a-mer-say! It’s hard to keep the weight down when you’ve got inherited FAT GENES and the guts of a MOOSE in ya.
I hope that chile looks just like Miss J when it arrives! Glo-ray!
Hershey
it’s Choco Vine
I don’t know what’s worse, the crazy or feeding the crazy
Hershey
Heeey Smonae – I don’t know if I’m gonna be rocking makeup this holiday…NOT IN A FESTIVE MOOD, BUT I would recommend you doing a lot of shimmer colors……..If you’re wearing black clothes, I would brighten up my makeup w/sparkle and shimmer. I
black clothes because I can freak my makeup when I do. I love eyeshadow w/color. If you do that, keep a nude lip…IF YOU DECIDE TO PLAY UP YOUR LIPS INSTEAD, I would definitely recommend a berry color or a red w/a lot of gloss to it. I heard “Dougie” state she has Russian Red by MAC. I have that color too and it’s awesome. 
NAIJA
feeding it….definitely
sephora has red lip gloss that gives u a pop of color without being toooo red
red lipstick usually looks harsh on me but the lip gloss is just right
@Naija
*takes another sip*
<——-scared of wearing red lipcolor
Red makes your teef look whiter.
@ Boogie – Don’t be scared boo. Your a pretty complexion….Just find the right red for you. You may not want bright red…you may want a more burgandy red…..I
bright red……The key to it is a red lipliner & gloss to tone it done! We all know when you wear gloss, you tend to NOT over-do the lipcolor.
@ Pryn Pryn – It sure does!
@ Candi – Sephora has great EVERYTHING! I have this berry color from them…It’s a lipstick/gloss type of thing.
I am kicking Tatted to the curb.
@Conway I love CocoVine. It was strong though. I made mudlides out of it with vanilla ice cream. Just put it in a blender together and put chocolate inside the glass…,yummy
@ Zoe Zoe – NEVER….PLEASE DON’T!
Let me “Redeem” (pun intended) myself!
Good morning my precious Zoe Zoe. How you doing today, sweetie??
X’s 591,532,001
Thanks Tatted & Cadibfly
I may just stray and try the some color, I have nvr tried red, I usually stick to nude
RED LIPSTICK ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok…it’s the week of Christmas… I ain’t done nary a bit of what even LOOKS like work since last Friday and I plan on doing nothing again today. It’s so sad…I won’t even respond to emails. SMH.
Mornin’ Folks!
Has anybody ever read the book “The Kid” by Sapphire (same chick that wrote PUSH)? If so, was it a good read. Explicit? Too graphic? Is it anything like “A Piece of Cake” by Cupcake Brown (which is a VERY GOOD book btw).
…Imma try it! I think it looks purty on everyone else though…I guess its just me being self conscious of my big lips…lol
@Smonae
Or try a bright orange! Can you do orange? It sounds real “garish” but it looks VERYYYYYYYY pretty, especially if you keep with natural looking/slight shimmery eye makeup like golds and such/
I’m a lipstick gal. Blush, Bronzer, BANGING AZZ Mascara and Lipstick/Lipgloss = all I need.
@Tatted- We are back cool now. You didn’t say good mornting. :hugs: Let’s just say with my son being sick and break starting, this will be a long two weeks.
Good morning everyone!
… I think I might take an extended break, I ordered a necklace from Tiffany’s and the engrave is incorrect smdh.. But it was my fault I should have never shopped last minute not for something like this… Anywhoo, Exit post ——>
dougie i’m chillin in my blanket (its cold in here) and i’m working (on personal stuff…lookin for jobs and buying kiehl’s) i’m being so productive
I meant to say extended lunch!
oh…and some NW35 and NW40 concealer.
(Gotta cover the imperfectiions.)
@Candi
Get you some bright RED gal!!!! Oooohhhh- and some bright azz pink! You’re prolly FIYAH in some bright pink! Try this pink from MAC called “Lickable.” Sh*t bangs…HARD!!
Good morning, Dougie. YES, red lips DO rock! I’ve always been a red person (nail polish too). I think it had to do w/the fact that I was not allowed to wear red nail polish when I was a child….so of course, I became facsinated w/it. Then, in highschool, when I was able to wear lipgloss and eyeliner, I was told I could not wear the red until I turned 18….which of course sparked my fascination w/red lips! I heard you had Russian Red by MAC. I absolutely
that color. I have it too! 
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THIS CHOCOLATE WINE THAT ALLEGEDLY EXISTS??????
LOL @ MAVEN
ME TOO!!! I’M IN LOVE ALREADY
Dougie I see we’re right >>>>>>>here<<<<<<<< because I always, always have to have my NC45 concealor.
@Candi,
Your damn job goes up to a 14!! We’ve had this talk before!! Stay your azz there!!!! WHY are you looking? If you leave that job going up to a damned 14, lemme know cause I’ll apply for it. Mine’s stops at 12.
I’ma need to look next Fall.
i have bright color glosses (orange and pink). haven’t bought any actual lipstick in awhile. but i’ll probably go to the MAC store to find something. i was lookin for a pale pink there and the stuff she showed me was makin my lips look ashy
@ Smonae – I agree w/Dougie on the bright orange. I have a color for you to try. It’s called Morange by MAC! That chit goes hard. Add it w/some lipgloss.
GM SR & Fam!!!
dougie i ain’t applyin to nothin that don’t go up to 14 (which is why i’ve only applied to like 3 so far). i’m just putting my resume out there and seeing what happens. i don’t want to get pigeonholed here
@ Zoe Zoe – I’m sorry your son is still not feeling well. I saw you said he had scarlet fever and a ear infection. WOW! How old is he if you don’t mind me asking!
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
RED LIPSTICK ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok…it’s the week of Christmas… I ain’t done nary a bit of what even LOOKS like work since last Friday and I plan on doing nothing again today. It’s so sad…I won’t even respond to emails. SMH.
Mornin’ Folks!
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Hay people…tatted vero dougie n everybody else…
you to Sandy Mae…
Good morning MizzDallas & INTENSE!
@ INTENSE I think I’m in love too, girl!
@Boogie
I have big lips too and guess what? I don’t give a DAMN!! Still rocking bright azzed colors like nobody’s business! (After I saw Meagan Good’s big lips in red in that “Waist Deep” movie, I was convinced I could do it.)
You better color them soup-coolers red, girl!
@Tatted
I have red lips and red nail polish on today too….my nail color is by OPI, think it’s named “So Hot, It Burns” or something like that.
Good morning Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
How was your birthday boo?
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THIS CHOCOLATE WINE THAT ALLEGEDLY EXISTS??????
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i saw online World Market carries it. they also have a website. I’m sure u can buy it online or the website can tell u what stores carry it.
Good morning, Mannie
TaBew
(shole wished i knew how yo candy got to be cotton 
candi
*faints @Dougies gravi*
mizzd
fayla :wave:
i hope u have a hangover from partying so hard for ur bday
PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO ME, GUYS….I CAN TALK ABOUT MAKEUP ALL DAYUM DAY!
<<WISH SHE COULD ROCK REP LIPSTICK BUT CANT EVEN ROCK EYELINER WITHOUT FUKNIT UP!!
*faints* @ Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
TaBew guhl!!!
tried that ky intense 
still need anova go to see iffin it was a fluke 
but after work, it was skr8 #awesomesauce
I want some red lips but I dunno, might be lookin like the joker from Bat man and chit
Mornin Mannie!!
@Candi
And how pale was the pink you were looking for? With a pale color, it can give you the “ashy” look, but a little tinited lipgloss right over top of it (or a clear) should give it the sheen so it won’t look “ashy.”)
Oh…okay. Makes sense. I can relate. I still want your job if you leave. I’ms go get my 14 somewhere and ride that horse on home.
@Tatted- He will be five next week. He is THE biggest baby when he is sick. Just whining. Remind me so much of his daddy.
*hands fayla a few ky coupons* no really, they have coupons. don’t be spending full price for that!
candi! guhl i had 2 pineapple martini’s (a 1st) & they were goooood!!! had dinner at a tappas grille. it was fuggin gr8! my bdays usually suck bn so close to Christmas but not this one
Loveleigh
it tastes awful strong to just be 14 percent *takes another sip*
@Tatted
My orange is a matte by MAC named “So Chaud.” Love that thing!! And my “normal” day to day color is a Lustre named “Jubilee” with a lipgloss named “Spite” over top.
dougie ion think she knew what i was asking for (and i was tired by this point and shopping with him and his mom and 2 sisters so i just wanted to leave) i need to go see peaches at the MAC in PG plaza. he’ll know what to do
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<<WISH SHE COULD ROCK REP LIPSTICK BUT CANT EVEN ROCK EYELINER WITHOUT FUKNIT UP!!
Goodmorning Errrbody
I’m glad to see that everyone is pretty much ignorning the baby gate foolishness.
My dryer broke down and I had to go the laundrymat and I seen a girl there pouring fabuloso into the washer with her clothes. Of course I was like
@ Zoe Zoe – All men’chillens are the biggest babys when they are sick…grown and children!
@mizzd
that sucks! U sending back right?
…never been much a red person, but I’ve been more drawn to it recently
i gotta give one to the stans for this one. we need more pics.
@mizdallas only thing i do is eyeliner and curl my eyelash by the end of the day its all gone…. IT ITCH!!
im scared to say i never rock no lipstick lipgloss only.. 
Morning @ Fayla!!
And if one more of you girls on this site post about how you cannot wear RED lipstick, I’m going to SCREAM!!!
There is a shade of RED for everydamn body from the chick who looks like Casper to the chick who is dark as the night!! Find you a shade and work it out!!
LUSCIOUS *notes i didnt get no
txt* #hhmph
Dougie
I’m gon ask for “Trailer Park” red or is that the same as “Two-Bit Hooker” red?????
@CD- She must be on hard times. When I was growing up, my mom used Dawn. That’s still a buck.
i be watching my strange addiction and this lady says she never takes a bath or shower without using BLEACH
and this other lady was friggin EATING her husband’s ashes like it was some fun dip
Um Fay
fugg you talkin bout
@ Candi – If you want a nice pink – try Behave Yourself by MAC!
Comes in here
and ready to go…gotta a meeting in 10 minutes…
Morning everyone!
Oh, these pics prove that Be
ce is preggers, so I’m done with the mystery…
I want some of that chocolate wine…
I will wear the CHIT out of some red lipstick…
Carry on…
So since hubby is gone he sent the kids and I Christmas gifts from Amazon, well I didn’t know what had what and I ended up opening my stuff.
@boogie yes ma’m Im taking it back, return to sender, thats why Im taking extended lunch, tiffanys is inside the mall, I get go look around!
@lake I havent found my color of red, but I wear the hail out of pink lipstick
Im gonna put up my real pic one day!
I hate to say this because I
me some Beyonce but doesn’t she look like Fiona from Shrek in those pics. Maybe its just me 
@Candi
They’ll get you straight.
Girl, go to the gays in the MAC store. They always got that makeup RIGHTTTTT!
@Tatted
I’m not that great at eyeliner either, but that new “Master Drama” eyeliner by Maybelline (I think) is a winner! Better than a pencil, but not quite one of those “ink pots.” Can get it from Walmart.
A good nude color is Viva Glam Gaga 2 by MAC!
Dougie
i wear a mean red lip gloss..it be poppin n chit 
& u r twerkin w/e shade of red in that gravi #twerkbish
lovezoe, Boogie, Lakes, free, CD,
email stat!
@zoe I loooooooooooooove amazon you can find some great stuff on there, I bought my sister the new kindle fire for christmas and I bought her amazon gift card too..
Conway Twitty, there’s a program I want to refer you to, it’s called AA, they serve delicious dinners at their meetings. it’s too dayum early for you to be in the sauce
@ Dougie – Girl, I works the hell outta some eyeliner. I can do liquid, pencil, felttip….. Girl, eyeliner is a must!
@Brown
Ask for “Jerry Springer” show red. THAT’s BETTER than 2-bit hooker.
@CD
I thought she looked like Fiona as well when I first saw the pic (she is not a cute fat girl), but I thought I’d keep my not-so-nice comments to myself.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I hate to say this because I me some Beyonce but doesn’t she look like Fiona from Shrek in those pics. Maybe its just me
Good morning FeFe, Hershey & CD
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY
DAY !!!!!
@Lovezoe
She had Gain and some other soap also. After she put those in she went to each washer and poured in fabuloso
@Mizz- I have not stepped into a toy store all season. Sat in the comfort of my home and ordered everything from Amazon.
Hershey says:
Conway Twitty, there’s a program I want to refer you to, it’s called AA, they serve delicious dinners at their meetings. it’s too dayum early for you to be in the sauce
Is that Kim Ho as your gravi?
HERSHEY
I’m just takin SMALL sips!
They shouldn’t have set it on my desk!
Just like a few months ago when ole girl gave me them damn rum balls that she made with Jamaican rum…….
@Fayla
MY lipstick/gloss is poppin’, it’s poppin’, it’s poppi’, its poppin’. (Okay-I’ll stop now.)
Thank you love!!!
@Tatted
My nude is that Jubilee and Spite combo. Loves it!!
@Dougie
…U know what? U right! Mine sho aint as big as Meagan Goods!
@Fayla
It’s no fluke…but take those coupons! It aint THAT great to be paying full price for
..So the Smirnoff girls came by the club with their Marshmallow & Whipped Cream Vodka last weekend…They were too sweet…but I wanna try making a smores martini w/ the Marshmallow, Choc Vodka…but cant figure out what I would use to get the graham cracker taste…or if its even needed?
@chocolate i seen a lady do this at the laundrymat and she said that it made the jeans and dark clothes smell good for a looong time idk i dont use it
SHE WAS MESICAN THO..
@CD- Well I don’t know what to say about that one
Hoodbooger solutions
Hey Tatted :hugs:
soooo done with you
….I’ll make sure to comply…. 
Be back in a few!
Good morning Saucey
Good Gawd
she everybit of over 200lbs, that’s how I was. Gained a whole nother person, thank god I lost all that weight
<———- OBSESSED W/MAKEUP OF ALL KIND!
:hugs: @Tatted my love…
@zoe alot of sites are having free shipping, so I like that alot especially if Im buying christmas presents and of course presents for myself. I tried really hard NOT to buy awhole lot of stuff on amazon for me, I bought sum but not my usually big purchases
BTW y’all,
In the post from yesterday- Sandra said w need to come up categories for the 2nd Annual SR Awards!!V WTF is ACE?!
Let’s get some categories going! It’s getting late dammit!!!
OK I DO believe that she is faking it! but honey sure is packing on the pounds to pretend because her face & nose is fat! ijs
@ Dougie – I’mma have to try that Juliee & Spite combo. I’m now getting into just taking the Pigments and adding Lipglass to it. I found out about that trick a while ago. You can get any color you want that way. They told me MAC’s lip colors is nothing but they eyeshadow pigments anyway!
@FEFE AND BETTY BOOP :2dance: NAKID IN THE RAIN!!
@ Fe – I just cannot get over that kitten w/the mittens!
Lakes mama!
@TATTED, FEFE
candi i know of a skrippa chic that only bathes in bleach water. says it keeps the coochie clean
bish if u need BLEACH to clean yo kitty cat u may need a pussyectomy 
FeFe!!!
Luscious seems like i read something yest in the chaz bono post..i could be wrong tho
Twitty I’m saying from a place of
get on the :wagon: hunny bunch. 
you just sippin’ chit I bet haalf that bottle is gone!
@mizz- They really didn’t get big ticket items this year. Some things I do buy in store, but stuff I don’t want to lift by myself I order online. The UPS guy will bring it in the house for me.
@DOUG U NEED ACE… GIVE ME A MIN
WE HAVING SR AWARDS AGAIN!! 
**orders estra 10 boxes of fabuloso with clorox** U KNOW ITS GOING TO GET MESSY!
1. Most victimized poster
2. Poster most like to run a man off and stay single
3. Funnies Poster – KDUB/Stevie Wonder Braille comment
4. Best Sex TIps- Me of course
5. Post with biggest selection of heels – Man
I REALLY want some Gucci Rush. That has been the best smelling parfume on me EVER. My 20% coupon expired from Sephora, boo!
@FAYLA
HEY BOO!
bish if u need BLEACH to clean yo kitty cat u may need a pussyectomy—–<
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
BTW y’all,
In the post from yesterday- Sandra said w need to come up categories for the 2nd Annual SR Awards!!V WTF is ACE?!
Let’s get some categories going! It’s getting late dammit!!!
which post was this?
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what?? the awards r real??
Hershey
@Brown- I know who #1 is.
6. poster most likely to get banned – Dougie
@SAUCE I DONT APRECIATE THE DRIVE BY POSTING…
TAKE THIS WITH U!!
7. Poster most likely to have a bytch fit and windmill the hell outta everybody in here …………
@Tatted
I didn’t know about the pigments with added gloss! I’ll have to look into that!!
Jubilee and Spite combo
Viva Glam Gaga 2 by MAC!
Behave Yourself by MAC!
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stealing all of these…I need to get into lipcolor more
@conway Cruzan Rum is my Fave
…fabuloso is NOT 4 EVERYTHING!!!
@Fayla
The post about the idiot hog-tieing his daughter.
@Brown
Poster most likely to get banned [b] REPEATEDLY [/b] – Sassy/Dougie
8. Posters most likely to have a nervous breakdown – ……… and ………
welp, I just be in the audience with my
this will be very funny and interesting..
Good Morning!!
Has anyone seen the video of Syesha Mercado from American Idol on worldstarhiphip.com singing talent of the week singing Beyonce’s Love on Top- she gave me chills.
9. Most unfortunately faced poster – ………., ……….., ………., and ………..
#messy
Fayla
@ Twitty 7. Poster most likely to have a bytch fit and windmill the hell outta everybody in here …………
Chiby is already gone…
10. MOST LIKELY TO START AN E-ORGY… CHOCO/BROWN LOLITA
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Goodmorning Errrbody
I’m glad to see that everyone is pretty much ignorning the baby gate foolishness.
My dryer broke down and I had to go the laundrymat and I seen a girl there pouring fabuloso into the washer with her clothes. Of course I was like even her son was asking her “ma why are you pouring the stuff that we clean the house with in our clothes”. She told him shut up. Is this a new thing that people are doing and I just missed the memo. Of course I thought of yall crazy azzes with the hoodrat problems from yesterday.
*******
WTF? I use that stuff to mop and clean with. Wowww, smh at the shyt.
Saucey
@Luscious #1 = Chiby
@#2 
on 3,4, & 5
Herhsey that’s the wrong answer!
Damn Yall on it early this morning…
11. Poster most likely to be sittin behind his keyboard skeetin at damn near every single gravi – ……………..
Aight folks- let’s get a categorized list going. Laker!!!! Go get Ace and tell him he has trabajar to do!!!
Twitty then who is it then? Chit er’time someone goes againse her grain, that heffa would start
about her haters, while greasin’ her face and lacing her sneakers to :fight:
Pobrecita Beyonce. I tole that bish not to get pregnant.
Pouring out a little Moscato for bodies of old.. :kooliaid:
i know we talked about it, but Kim K talking about she didn’t go to Haiti for a photo op, but she looking like she walked for a fashion show…
Let me stop bein messy
For this awards….please do not elect to vote any of the “vetS” who do not post here regularly…..
As you know they still read from time to time and can be increasingly sen-sa-tiveeeee!!!
I wonder what they giving the surrogate for Christmas???
@DOUG
IM ON IT!! CAN WE HAVE A CATEGORY FOR THE FALLEN HOMIES?? **POURS A 40 DOWN BETTY BOOP MOUFF**
@OTB
I know
bueno. She looking Fiona po thang.
@LAKES
I stop in say hi, you’ll bishes be brand new on me now…lol
Only a Few remember me…
LET ME STOP!!! HEY BOO!!
Just be forwarned I’m shootin this mfcka up if I dont win shyt. I dont give a damn about bein nominated more than once last year!
@DOUG HE WORKING AND CHIT SAID THE BOSS IS LURKIG BUT WILL SHOW UP LATERZ… BUT FO REALZ AUNTIE SUPPORTS THE SR AWARDS? SHE CRAY JUST LIKE WE ARE..
and thats why tatt needs to stop playing around and do a makeup tutorial on youtub
*scoots closer to SAUCEY’s tig ole bitties*
Just be forwarned I’m shootin this mfcka up if I dont win shyt
@Zoe – I’m sure shopping has been the last thing on your mind…With baby boy being ill. Hope he feeling better today…
@Suga – I had a chocolate wine, but it was a lil too sweet for me. But I keep a bottle around for chocolateaholics
Heyyy Errrbody!
so did my asst. really just call & say she just woke up?? *checks watch, scratches head* she gone learn today!
bish just caint get right 
I guess the only way she will prove to some folks she is actually pregnant if she let yall in the birthing room and watch her give birth hugh smh, I swear lol
@ OTB – I may look into it! I’m not that hawt tho. REALLY! I just like makeup!
Yes, @Lakes you know she the pusher. We the addicts.
CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Just be forwarned I’m shootin this mfcka up if I dont win shyt. I dont give a damn about bein nominated more than once last year!
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Damn Kanye… You didnt win last year?
I get to witness the SR awards!
Fay, is that the same bish that was bout to get fired…and you felt bad for the ne’erdowell…
Tatted do u wear Bare Escentuals??
Chit high, my friend got a consultation & requested everthing to achieve her look got charged $260
Told her she better go try MAC
Watch this if yall want a laugh: Guy Singing “Niggas in Paris” on NYC Subway
<—- MOST LIKELY TO GET TO WITNESS THE SR AWARDS
so what does one have to do to win?
Heeeeyyy my SR babes
AGAIN!!! what we talmbout now 
@cali- He being the biggest baby. Milking my niceness
He is not as lethargic as he was yesterday, but still laying around.
@OTB
HEY WE GET THEM POST GOING!! 
SHE KNOW IT!
Fiona
@SUGA WALLS
There you go!!!
<———— MOST LIKELY TO BE THE LEAST SENSITIVE PREGO IN THE BUILDING #noshade #justjokes
where were last year’s categories? add some of those (if applicable) to the new ones folks came up with today. u got to have some staple categories.
@ Smonae –
I don’t wear them. I like particular things:
Eyeshadow – BHCosmetics or Gravitti Divas
Face – MAC Mineralize SkinFinish Natural Powder
Concealor – MAC Studio Finish
Eyeliner – Liquid & cheap – the cheaper the better
Mascara – Rimmel Lash Accelerator in Extreme Black
LIPS – Mostly MAC
Eye Primer – Smashbox
@iheart
Your damn gravi almost got me caught
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so what does one have to do to win?
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I may be new but I think its either sleep with Treach or LOVE BEYONCE…. And then fight about it.
I love makeup I have to learn how to put my eye makeup on better I cant do a smokey eye to save my life lol. Bare Essestials is good but I use MAC as a light everyday foundation.
Zoe, that man GOTS to be spechul.
<—— MOST LIKELY TO WADDLE OUT THE ROOM!
OTB this chit is y ion GAF no mo! i mean really?!?!? i cant cover for stupidy & chit
she needs to go her azz back to PapaJohns n nem. FOH! & if she thinks she gone get unemployment from here?? 
Fay
last year an email was sent out and we voted
1 of the comments: nigga that right leg bouta droppa album? lol
@zoe – They need to extend they coupon time limits…Mine expired too! booooooooo! I finally got some Dior Addict,it’s not what I expected.
My too ALL time favs
Flowerbomb
Tom Ford Orchid (I had a grandma role up on me in elevator…she said you smell tasty)
Hey Saucey bew :hugs: You know that there is sessy
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so what does one have to do to win?
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I may be new but I think its either sleep with Treach or LOVE BEYONCE…. And then fight about it.
@ My E-brother
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…I need a good eye primer…all the blues I like to use end up looking more silverish than blue…
Damn Beyonce is looking like Stacy Lattisaw…
Most likely to have e-cest – IGO!
OTB I was thinking the same thing
I need help all I know how to apply is eye liner & mascara,
Boogie – Try smashbox!
<—— HECK MOST LIKLY NOT GOING TO BE BACK IN A SWIMSUITE BY MY BIRTHDAY
@OTB- He asked at the end was he being recorded
Yes fool you are! I woulda pulled the phone out too.
@cali- I had some Narciso Rodriguez but I gave it to my mom, didn’t last on my body. I have tried Vera Wang Princess and one other I forget. My mom tell me I am all about them names, but I like what I like.
@ Boogie, I use urban decay primer potion and I
it.
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so what does one have to do to win?
___________________________________________
I may be new but I think its either sleep with Treach or LOVE BEYONCE…. And then fight about it.
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Choco gon gitcha 
fuggin
OK MYSTERY SOLVED! THE CHOCOLATE WINE CAME FROM MY BOSS!
@Zoe – Ahhh leave him be, let him milk it..I’m sure it he knows his jig is up.
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so what does one have to do to win?
___________________________________________
I may be new but I think its either sleep with Treach or LOVE BEYONCE…. And then fight about it.
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Heeeey Iheart
I tried Urban Decay – It was too watery to me. I
(pun intended)
Smashbox
1. Acqua di Gioia
2. Oh Lola
3. Flowerbomb
my faves @ the moment (not in order)
@Tatted, is the smashbox better than urban decay?? I have only tried that and the covergirl thing that had primer in it and I am in love with my urban decay
@Candi
I’ma go try to find the email ACe sent around last year witht he original categories….
@Laker
Yep! Sandy supports the awards! I read it with mine own tow eyes!!
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:
Most likely to have e-cest – IGO!
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Most likely to cross over to the darkside- Tatted!!!
@Tatted, just ignore 274 since you answered my question already
@Boogie have u tried NYX for a primer?
Makeup I was just typing that lol I like Smashbox I have their eyeshadow that I love. I have a HD concealer for under my eyes I should use more often as much as I paid for it smh
re: Primer
L’oreal Studio Magic or Maybelline Instant Age Rewind. I go cheap there and expensive on concealer: Eve Pearl.
I use Revlon or Estee Lauder foundation. MAC, Estee Lauder, L’Oreal, and Rimmel
Lips.
Notice i said nothing about eyes. Im terrible with eyes. Just mascara mostly.
so the smashbox has a heavier consistency? I think Imma try it…it just really irks me. All the other colors show up how I want em to
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:
Most likely to have e-cest – IGO!
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Most likely to cross over to the darkside- Tatted!!!
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Boy, if you ONLY knew!
Go There says:
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:
Most likely to have e-cest – IGO!
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Most likely to cross over to the darkside- Tatted!!!
imma hafta :stop: ya right there! my bew dont do no darkside n chit
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Luscious i wants in on that email vote
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
I Go There says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so what does one have to do to win?
___________________________________________
I may be new but I think its either sleep with Treach or LOVE BEYONCE…. And then fight about it.
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fuggin Choco gon gitcha
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Yeah she gon be mad about that one… but sometimes you have to suffer for a good laugh.
@Love-I received Vera Wang Princess as a present last year and I absolutely love it. My fav is my Michael Kors, I can wear that everyday
*Reposted from An Email from Ace last year*
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AGAIN ONLY VOTE FOR ONE(1) Person PER CATEGORY(with exception of E-Couple, E-beef & Get it in Awards)
ONLY 1 Category are you allowed to vote for yourself and that is Narcissist of the Year.
THE 1st ANNUAL SANDRA ROSE AWARDS VOTING BALLOT
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(in no particular order)
Couple of the Year: (Vote for 1 e-Couple)
Gravi Artist of the Year: (most creative user of the gravatar)
Most Inspirational Commentator: (the person does the best to lift others up)
E-Beef of the Year: (could be 2 or more members or could be a situation be specific)
Best Entrances: (this person always enters SR post in style be it dancing or acrobatics)
Hater of the Year: *chants “hate hate hate hate hate”*
Sexiest Male of the Year: (this is based off self portrait gravis)
Most Likely To Get It in: (these person(s) are most likely to take a trip and get “it” in)
Sexiest Female of the Year: (this is based off self portrait gravis)
Party Starter of the Year: (most likely to get the party start to kill a post)
The “XXX” Award: (goes to the Male and Female who are most likely to forget SR is a family oriented Blog)
Narcissist of the Year: (this person is truly full of themselves and think there chit don’t stink)
Comedian of the Year Award: (this person has everyone
on a consistent bases)
Stan of the Year: (Stan + Celeb)
Bitchazzness Award: (this person has been on it all year for no reason..just to get chit started, causes most e beefs)
Most Likely to get banned: (this person pushes the envelop of SR sometimes too far..and gets away with it)
Poster of the Year: (MVP of SR Comments) *This will be the final award of the night*
@Fayla
I have NYX now & like it…it just doesnt seem to work as well for blues…maybe I need higher pigment in the eyeshadow
MOST LIKELY TO E
A MO’FUKA.. LOLITA **TRYING TO KEEP ALL OF US ALIVE**
oh, did the bish just txt me & say if anybody asks she was at a dr’s appt???
#icant
@cali- Yeah he is getting the five-star treatment. He the baby for a few more months and he is just clinging to that title for dear life.
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven aka Cotton Candy says:
Most likely to have e-cest – IGO!
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Most likely to cross over to the darkside- Tatted!!!
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Boy, if you ONLY knew
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I already know… But im gonna keep shooting.
Fav PErfumes:
Kenneth Cole: Black
Dolce & Gabbana: Light Blue
Giorgia Armani: Acqua Di Goia
Vera Wang: Princess
And one by Marc Jacobs that I can never remember the name for… “Daisy” I think.
@ Iheart, SexyPhilly, OTB & Boogie – This is how much I
smashbox.
One time, I ran out of concealor so I ran my azz to Sephora because I was like okay, I’mma give Urban Decay a try because EVERYBODY uses it and raves over it. Bought it home, tried it on, and my eyeshadow looked like chit! I hurried up, took that mess back and got my Smashbox. My eyes were on point then.
@ Boogie – It is a thicker consistency. You add it on like it’s eyeshadow to both eyes. Let it be like paint on your eyes. Add the eyeshadow. It’s awesome.
@ OTB – I generally go cheap on my eyeshadow BHcostmetics & liquid eyeliner – so I splurge on everything else. I have taken note though that most drug store brands like Rimmel, Covergirl, L’Oreal and other brands are only $5 dollars cheaper than the other kind. But I agree with you.
Sass my muthflucking guhl!
Now, whats being added?
Smell goods are my thing. I am going to order from Lush since it is not winter time.
Thank you Fay Fay for having your boo’s back!
Very good list Dougie
LAKER I LIKE THAT CATEGORY!
Cuz you know I will shank a mfcka
Most Inspirational Commentator: (the person does the best to lift others up) —–I’ll take that
I try my best to be as positive as I can be on a daily basis to inspire others. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much 
@ Dougie
I like Daisy eau so fresh…I think its lighter than the orig. Daisy.
Tatt I own the 120 palette. I fukk with it every now and then. Just a smoky eye or two and only purple, black or gray
@CD go to the
immediately 
@mizzdallas, I work at Tiffany’s…whats your order number?
*sips more wine*
and the spawn post as shown its ugly head. Damn bey eating alot of bread and pasta to get the weight gain up huh?
happy
Sr make it a moist one
2 fingas up and down
…I think conways done “sipped” half the bottle by now…
Boogie I got more than half the bottle left cuz I’m takin very small sips!
Somebody gonna be drunk at work today
GOOD MORNING LADIES!!!
LOVE THE MAKE-UP TIPS MAVEN & DOUGIE
AND DOUGIE YOUR PIC IS VERY EXOTIC/PRETTY (NOT FLIRTING THOUGH)
I HAD TO THROW UP A DISCLAIMER
AND I’M ALREADY ON THE CHOCO VINE, STAT!!!
SR AWARDS I KNOW I’LL WHEN THE POST IN CAPS & IRK THE HELL OUTTA ERRYBODY CATEGORY-THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS/FANS
oops win!!
@Tatted, I think im gonna have to try that Smashbox then. I love urban decay but im always up to try new/better products
THE 1st ANNUAL SANDRA ROSE AWARDS VOTING BALLOT
—————————————————————————————
(in no particular order)
Couple of the Year: (Vote for 1 e-Couple)
Gravi Artist of the Year: (most creative user of the gravatar)
Most Inspirational Commentator: (the person does the best to lift others up)
E-Beef of the Year: (could be 2 or more members or could be a situation be specific)
Best Entrances: (this person always enters SR post in style be it dancing or acrobatics)
Hater of the Year: *chants “hate hate hate hate hate”*
Sexiest Male of the Year: (this is based off self portrait gravis)
Most Likely To Get It in: (these person(s) are most likely to take a trip and get “it” in)
Sexiest Female of the Year: (this is based off self portrait gravis)
Party Starter of the Year: (most likely to get the party start to kill a post)
The “XXX” Award: (goes to the Male and Female who are most likely to forget SR is a family oriented Blog)
Narcissist of the Year: (this person is truly full of themselves and think there chit don’t stink)
Comedian of the Year Award: (this person has everyone on a consistent bases)
Stan of the Year: (Stan + Celeb)
Bitchazzness Award: (this person has been on it all year for no reason..just to get chit started, causes most e beefs)
Most Likely to get banned: (this person pushes the envelop of SR sometimes too far..and gets away with it)
Poster of the Year: (MVP of SR Comments) *This will be the final award of the night*
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I sooo want IN on these awards
Tom Ford: Black Orchid. My signy scent.
Love Daisy.
And newest fav for work, Mary J. Blige: My Life.
MOST LIKELY TO BE TYPSY WHILE POSTING-
**
SR MOLE OF THE YEAR-
BEST STAN OF THE YEAR- **SUGGEST SELF FOR FABULOSO AND LAKERS
INTENSE
You know SR wouldnt be the same without you
…just making sure conway
…I want in on the voting!
AWARDS?!? :ROFL:
@Intense
Thank you!!! *blushes again*
@OTB
I want to try to that Tom Ford so bad!! Does it smellr eally good? I want a new signature scent, every hood-squirrel got that Light Blue now!
@Boogie
Thanks! I’ll have to look into the Daisy eau de fresh.
@BETTY BOOP WHY DID MY CO-WORKER JUST GAVE ME A BETTY BOOP ORNAMENT AND I THOUGHT OF U
U PURRTY!!
Beyonce Stan of the year = OTB
@Cocoa
You work where?!
*Meance to Society voice* “You know you done fukked up, dont cha? You know you done fukked up…”
Cocoa!! My FAV poster (here and on Twitter!!!!
)
So…whats good with a GREAT EMPLOYEE/SR SISTREN discount?
@CHOCOLATE DONT
VOTE FOR A BISH
Just read the ingredient list for Black Orchid. Think I am going to try that.
…yeah, Light Blue is for the hoodquirrels now Dougie
*hoodsquirrels
CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS says:
INTENSE
You know SR wouldnt be the same without you
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I’LL TAKE THAT E-LOVE INDICATED BY THE TYPING OF MY NAME IN CAPS THANK U VERY MUCH
SEXSIEST GRAVI- BETTY BOOP
STAN OF THE DECATE- SANDRA **T.I AND TINY AND MONICA**
Couldn’t put my finger on it…but I just realized This Dior Addict is
or least that what it smells like
shalimar guerlain rebottled
Tom Ford Orchid – The smell is exoctic and intoxicating. I swear I want to bathe in it…Has notes of sandwood wood and vanilla
…my fave old skool scent is Chloe though…they changed the formulation & now it doesnt smell the same
lovezoe says:
Just read the ingredient list for Black Orchid. Think I am going to try that.
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Baby 3 will be on the way
You ever look at an alabaster and know they are racist? This dude just posted on the local news channel FB page, clicked on his pic because he said something nasty. This was the joke on his page: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre Dre O_o
@cali- You know I am already pregnant with #3
The vagina factory is closed for pushing out anymore babies after March.
@zoe…I seriously dont get whats funny about that joke…hes a corny racist @ that
she just looks like she made one trip too many to popeye’s
Sass, dont tell nobody but this chit is so good, you got to watch it around your man…he will spray you, have you all at work getting looks..so this is evening out type stuff.
Go to the counter, get a dab or 2 for your wrists, wait AT LEAST 10 mins and then see what you think. Depending on your body chem, it will turn light, sensual or classy. All fukkin wins. Luxury.
Thank me later.
@Boogie- Neither do I. Not even close to being funny.
@Zoe – Where that Tom Ford with caution.
danban: 
Beyonce Stan of the year = OTB
Votes for OTB recieve gift bags.
I’m jealous.
@cali- That’s how I feel about my Gucci Rush. It is so BOMB on me.
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre Dre
I want in on the voting, Twitty send me the email too!
@zoe – I’m gonna have to try that some gucci rush, I’ve tried some of their eariler prodcuts and I didn’t like em
Has anybody tried old school Estee Lauder Yew Dew? It takes a 3 days to bath away.
Just read the ingredient list for Black Orchid. Think I am going to try that.
I wear the Gucci Rush too @Zoe. If you love, youve got to try the Black Orchid!!!
Sass, we’ll talk
I was lurking yesterday, when ya’ll were talking about birth control…I shut down about 12 years ago. Tubal ligation!!!!! Best decision I ever made.
@OTB
Ion know you may have some competition with Sandra for that Beyonce tropy. She has did the ultimate stanning pretty much dedicated a blog to her.
@OTB- That will be next on my list. Present to myself.
@cali- I would try it out, you may or may not like it. It has been one of my favorite ones to date.
caligirl says:
I was lurking yesterday, when ya’ll were talking about birth control…I shut down about 12 years ago. Tubal ligation!!!!! Best decision I ever made
Had mine done 3 years ago and it has been the best thang eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Describe the process for tubal please.
Estee Lauder Yew Dew
Youth Dew smells different now tho..
@Chocolate Diva – My doctor said they will never come undone. Double knot! The only man that never lied to me.
Tubal ligation picture a rope that’s been cut in half, a large piece of the rope is removed and the two ends that remain are burned. Best decision I made 16 years ago
Do they cut you open?
caligirl says:
@Chocolate Diva – My doctor said they will never come undone. Double knot! The only man that never lied to me.
And you know this man 
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@OTB – I got some for christmas…back in the 80’s took a bath with the youth dew drops and then sprayed on the pefume. I cleared out an entire row at church that day.
At your navel a small incision
Dougie that red is cute on u it pops
I’m over her taking notes & requesting gift cards for Lancome, Mac & Sephora
I love Lancome’s mascara
Tubal ligation Permanant birth control
It is considered major surgery as it will require anesthiesia…if you don’t have a c-section (I did so it was much easier)
The doc will make a small cut on each side of your navel to gain entry to your tubes.
There are different methods (in case you want to change your mind)
Cuts/Severs tubes and and ties
or they can tie (not cut)…I just had mind tide, as I thought it would be a possibliy that I would change my mind….
Hershey I hate you for that fat ass gravi. Taking up half my screen.
@Hershey – Yeah I call the method tied and laid to the side….My mom’s got that done….1 kid too late…my younger sister
OTB, don’t hate on the thickness she’s sesay as heyull
Cali, I’m a product of the old method of tubals, when they used those barettes, (clips) chit came unclipped and here I is “big and bold as chit” In my Ike Turner voice
Hershey – I’m a product of the old method of tubals, when they used those barettes, (clips) chit came unclipped and here I is “big and bold as chit” In my Ike Turner voice
Oh wow….she looks sooo much like Tina in that first pict!
*runs up in this post and parks on the curb*
I AM TRYING FOR REPEAT on the Comedy SHAT! I won last year and dayum it I am defending my award!
*runs the fugg back out and drive the hail off…wif tiyah marks*
@ Lakes – Awwww, you so sweet to me boo! I
and appreciate you, doll! 
Cali
My mom said she had her tubes tied when she got pregnant with me and guess what oops here comes number 6! My sis (number 5) was PISSED THEE FUGG OWF!
CAN SOMEONE SEND ME THE STUFF I NEED TO VOTE, PLEASE???
<—wants my tubes tied, but i don't wanna undergo major surgery..it's about time to re-mention hubby gettin snip snipped
ion want no mo babies yall HELL
Tatted
she was so pissed she went to live with my grand mother for a few years! that chick could not deal with it! She’s 5 yrs older than me and she was in an emotional state for real!
Even with all the ish I talk bout my knottyheads, I dont want no ligation.
Good morning!
@cali when u had surgery was it after you’d had a baby? like u were already “open”?
@ Brown – ‘aaaah heyul naw!
She thought she was gonna be the baby! That’s effed up!
i want this IUD out rat nah i tells ya
OHoney
Fayla, that’s not considered major surgery, that’s outpatient
Right. They snatched mine out in a visit.
HYPOGLYCEMIC
be prepared cuz I’m in a bad state so there’s no tellin……………
Tatted
Surprise Bytch!
then they told me I was ugly……….
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gettin the IUD out yall mean? i thought u had to under for tubal ligation??
@ CD…I had a friend who poured Pinesol in all the public washers she used. She said it was to disinfect the machine incase someone who used it before her had lice or something else she didn’t want attaching itself to her clothes.
I got the pic uptop on my phone last night. My first reply text was, why she look like Fiona though?
I wear red lipstick sometimes, I have one by prescriptives, I don’t know the color off the top of my head but I posted a pic of it before. I’ll see if it’s still in my Gravatar.
Nah @Fayla. They do it right in ofc. and show you.
:yuck:
LOL
Awwww, Brown. You ain’t ugly and they was dead wrong!
awwww she’s really having a girl. her face is so nice and plump. Go Bey
JUST BAN ME BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE SANDRA ROSE YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT THAT IS ALL
Yeah, I didn’t believe ol girl is pregnant until now. That nose!!
Unh uhhhh! That first picture looks like a photoblend of Beyonce and Rihanna. Or a Queen who plays a dang good Beyonce on Saturday nights. :/
Thank you to whoever suggested the Choco Vine….I just purchased a bottle and it is quite tasty, reminds me of a mudslide!
I STANS FOR MY PILLOW PET!
Hot pregnant one week; flat the other.
Skinny one week; bigger than Monique’s fat azz the next.
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOOOOOOOOVE IT!
OH, AND SAN-DAY!
Pillow-pet STAN of the year: ME! ME! ME!