The Sun Times reports that 21-year-old Andre Curry was taken into custody yesterday and charged with aggravated domestic battery after he posted a photo on Facebook of his daughter bound with duct tape.
Chicago police have been investigating the incident since being notified of the photo on Dec. 14, spokesman Michael Sullivan said.
DFACS has also confirmed they are investigating the child cruelty aspects of the case. DFACS has had no prior contact with the family.
Curry, of the 6100 block of South Racine Avenue in Chicago, posted the photo on Facebook in July, along with the caption “this is wut happens wen my baby hits me back”. The baby girl, who appears to be about 2, has duct tape on her mouth, and bound tightly around her wrists and ankles.
Je’Vanna Cobbins, a friend of Curry’s, told The Smoking Gun that Curry was just “playing around,” with the little girl.
The photo has since been removed from Facebook, according to The Sun Times. Facebook has a policy prohibiting content that is “hateful, threatening, or pornographic; incites violence or contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence”.
Curry is being held in jail until his bond hearing on Wednesday.
In the very near future a brave president will be elected who will sign a bill into law preventing hoodrats from birthing babies — unless they can prove that they (and their baby daddies) are financially and emotionally fit to raise children.
Thanks to loyal reader MyDestiny for the link.
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Will hold judgement until I hear the full story. Did something like this before horseplaying but there were no kids involved….
Again, what does this story have to do with President Obama? Or hoodrats for that matter? Did I miss the part where they mention anything about the mother?
Each person is responsible for their OWN actions. Nothing more nothing less
so the baby won’t be recognized by the green barretts
SamYell says:

Will hold judgement until I hear the full story. Did something like this before horseplaying but there were no kids involved….
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is it paint tape and duct tape just curious, ?
They goin to enjoy them lips on cellblock 8
I feel bad for them if they were just playing or if he called himself showing her to keep her hands to herself. There are some ppl that wouldn’t peeled the skin off their kids for raising a hand to them. Atleast he didn’t beat her.
I’m not condoning his actions, I just don’t know what happened prior to the pic.
in today’s world of child abuse and homicide, i just can’t with this pic. it brings to mind so many little kids who are missing and dead and what they must have gone through. he’s probably guilty of nothing more than being a dumbazz but i wouldn’t expose my toddler to binding like that AT ALL. i’m hoping he just took the pic and took it off immediately.
Not sure if he did it with malice or intent to hurt her…
like most idiots…he did some stupid ish and posted it on fb to get comments and likes from other idiots.
This will be a tough lesson in proper parenting for his stupid arse…..
this is an all around sad story
I bet you this fool had a 1000 likes on this pic with LOL, LMAO, ROFL, LMMFAO. I see this type foolery all da time on facebook its ridiculous.
When I first saw people were posting pics of people in their caskets I kinda knew that chit was going downhil from there and I was right.
SamYell JacksEm says:
Will hold judgement until I hear the full story. Did something like this before horseplaying but there were no kids involved….
My cousins and I would tie each other up, body slam and lord knows what else we did back in the day. I think people take stuff out of context 
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This is GOOD news. And he looks a tad bit slow.
Not sure if anybody answered me yassday on why the baby got on winter clothes in July?
I didn’t have much to say about this yesterday and I’m still kind of lost for words…I think it’s being blown way out of proportion though…some folks do not understand the repercussions of being careless on social media…I think he was just being stupid and made a bad move…
I know in this time, where children are being spirited away, or being found dead/murdered by their parents, that due dilligence is necessary. I understand and I respect that.
I believe that this was intended as a joke. Unfortunantly for this father…not everyone is laughing. May this be resolved in the best manner for all involved. And may he have the rest of his life to be a GREAT father to his daughter.
BTW: Sandra, your statements about hood rats is suggesting goverment sponsered sterilization. Be careful what you ask for. Compromised rights may start with the less fortunante…(aka. Hood rats), but it will eventually rise up and effect everyone else, who can’t afford to know better. IJS
@Free
Im with you I think the picture itself is wrong and scary looking which is the problem with it – even if he was playing bouding her mouth with tape looks like it will be painful when he pulls it off and this whole pic resembles the scene of a victim of being victimized….
I will not…..
chicanigga not Black or AA says:
is it paint tape and duct tape just curious, ?
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Looks like painter’s tape……
And ummm Sandra, are you a Communist? Fascist maybe? …because your last statement was DISTURBING…
@Sandra If you’re gonna black out the child’s face in this picture, you might want to do it in the post from yesterday as well. Just sayin
Its a new day but my Lord to Hog tie a 2year old
come on . You mean u couldnt control a 2year and to do this act wow 
Facebook is a social media and if you are going to be dumb azz hell and post these chit be prepared for the consequencs. I know two people who were fired off of their job and suspended from school because of chit they said on facebook. KEEP IT CUTE OR KEEP THAT CHIT ON MUTE
When I was young my aunt had an old timey washer that had the manual ringer with wooden rollers attached to it. We were playing woopin daddy (po people games) and my cousin jumped into the washer. I don’t know who turned it on, but it wasn’t anything we hadn’t done before. My other cousin comes in swingin the belt and the one in the washer grabbed it. The belt somehow got caught in the ringer and snatched her arm out of the socket. Then DCFS came…
lady_cn says:
@Sandra If you’re gonna black out the child’s face in this picture, you might want to do it in the post from yesterday as well. Just sayin
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Thank you. I was thinking the same thang. Some people do the most I swear
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Facebook is a social media and if you are going to be dumb azz hell and post these chit be prepared for the consequencs. I know two people who were fired off of their job and suspended from school because of chit they said on facebook. KEEP IT CUTE OR KEEP THAT CHIT ON MUTE
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AND IN THAT ORDER!!!
Some of the foolery I read/see on there is quite disturbing. And is it coming from tweens or teens? Nope, grown arse folks talking about smoking LOUD…..smh.
SMH… the things people post on Facebook. While I understand what he is trying to say, the lengths at which he did it are unacceptable. And to post it on Facebook.. really dude. Anywho, Sandra, things happen everyday to where even people, who at some point, were financially able to take care of their kids can’t any longer. So the statement you made shouldn’t just be for “hoodrats”.
In the very near future a brave president will be elected who will sign a bill into law preventing hoodrats from birthing babies — unless they can prove that they (and their baby daddies) are financially and emotionally fit to raise children
Now I know why u support the Republican party. We have a Constitution so our lives cant be dictated by govenment officals that are focused on personal gain. Although your party is working overtime to dismantle it, we will have another World War before people sit back and let the “higher ups” kill us off and lock us up
Obama will get another term because an elite group is pulling the strings. You will eventually figure out that they are the same party working towards the same goals that doesnt include the average citizen and/or bloggers 
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This comment says so much Sandra
SamYell JacksEm says:
When I was young my aunt had an old timey washer that had the manual ringer with wooden rollers attached to it. We were playing woopin daddy (po people games) and my cousin jumped into the washer. I don’t know who turned it on, but it wasn’t anything we hadn’t done before. My other cousin comes in swingin the belt and the one in the washer grabbed it. The belt somehow got caught in the ringer and snatched her arm out of the socket. Then DCFS came…
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OUCH!
When Facebook goes horribly wrong…..
don’t tell me the baby had bunting on in JULY and bout to slide off the damn bed while this fool is taking pics his daughter bound and gagged!
Atleast he didn’t beat her.
I’m not condoning his actions, I just don’t know what happened prior to the pic
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WTF??? REally at least he didnt beat her? Just bound her with tape, yeah guess she will forget all about it soon huh? Why are people on here even justifying this shyt??? Regardless of what the hell happened you dont bound your kids with duct tape, masking tape, painting tape, or any other kind of tape. Dude is ignorant if he thought this would be some sort of funny joke! GTFOH let his azz get bound up in the cell block.No child should be bound like this, whip her azz if she bad, but yeah your a big tought guy doing that to ur girl, try doing it to a grown man…PUZZAY AZZ BOY
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Facebook is a social media and if you are going to be dumb azz hell and post these chit be prepared for the consequencs. I know two people who were fired off of their job and suspended from school because of chit they said on facebook. KEEP IT CUTE OR KEEP THAT CHIT ON MUTE
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SO TRUE! And nowadays I’ve heard rumors that depending on what type of job you apply for, if your page is set to private they will ask for your login information just to take a gander…that’s definitely invasion of privacy, but my best friend who is an attorney said it’s just one of the many tactics that companies (specifically government agencies with high levels of clearance) are using to weed candidates out. I barely even log on to my page here lately…
@Genia – okay okay…I’m not going to lie. When I first saw the photo. I chuckled!…I’ve wanted to tie up my newphew a few times, I figured it was a joke. The only danger I see, are the 1000 barretts in her hair.
LaTechGrad02 says:
When Facebook goes horribly wrong…..
How would you all handle a coworker who is salty over you being selected for a job over them? This person has been going all around the agency telling people that everyone knows and says that he should’ve been selected for this job, not me I’ve been ignoring it for the most part.
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PHUK THEM! Do as you have been doing? Keep it kewte and slid your arse on in to YOUR new postion. The co-worker is making themselves look bad by going all around the agency hating the player and not the game. Evidently you were not qualified bish!
Oh, and congrats on the promotion!

SamYell JacksEm says: When I was young my aunt had an old timey washer that had the manual ringer with wooden rollers attached to it. We were playing woopin daddy (po people games) and my cousin jumped into the washer. I don’t know who turned it on, but it wasn’t anything we hadn’t done before. My other cousin comes in swingin the belt and the one in the washer grabbed it. The belt somehow got caught in the ringer and snatched her arm out of the socket. Then DCFS came…
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it’s by God’s GRACE that some of us are still alive after playing with our siblings, cousins, and neighborhood friends. however, our parents didn’t co-sign that shyt and many times we got our arses beat after somebody went home maimed or telling on us.
@Fefe – yeah, you are correct. At my last job twitter, facebook and myspace weren’t allowed. Here at my current job, they track what people say on those sites…Some of the Sr. engineers were talking about folks the other day…. I don’t facebook, tweet, or myspace(I think that out of style now)
STUPIDY DRIP DROPS ALOT THESE DAYS… THE INTERNET IS THE DEVIL!! AND SOME IDIOTS TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE…
#SLOW
Caligirl says:

The only danger I see, are the 1000 barretts in her hair
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So are you implying that the lil one is looking like a young Venus/Serena
FeFe says: SO TRUE! And nowadays I’ve heard rumors that depending on what type of job you apply for, if your page is set to private they will ask for your login information just to take a gander…that’s definitely invasion of privacy, but my best friend who is an attorney said it’s just one of the many tactics that companies (specifically government agencies with high levels of clearance) are using to weed candidates out. I barely even log on to my page here lately…
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oh damn! i’m gonna need a clearance soon! that’s the only reason i’m keeping my credit up too (not walking straight out of my home).
“In the very near future a brave president will be elected who will sign a bill into law preventing hoodrats from birthing babies — unless they can prove that they (and their baby daddies) are financially and emotionally fit to raise children.”
Impossible, this will wipe out generations to come!

@LAtech – promote on the upgrade! Give them the nevermind….senior officials/director should be getting in their behind that anyways. That should be a
Thanks MzTisch!!
MzTisch says:
LaTechGrad02 says:
When Facebook goes horribly wrong…..
How would you all handle a coworker who is salty over you being selected for a job over them? This person has been going all around the agency telling people that everyone knows and says that he should’ve been selected for this job, not me I’ve been ignoring it for the most part.
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PHUK THEM! Do as you have been doing? Keep it kewte and slid your arse on in to YOUR new postion. The co-worker is making themselves look bad by going all around the agency hating the player and not the game. Evidently you were not qualified bish!
Oh, and congrats on the promotion!
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And clearly unprofessional. Thats between her and HR…bytch fall back. Jump into your new role and keep it moving. When you see her, look right through her azz like she is not there
@caligirl
I never had a MySpace page, and I JUST got a Twitter account early this fall, but I hardly EVER post chit to Facebook anymore. The privacy in it is gone and the fun just is no more…
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
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So are you implying that the lil one is looking like a young Venus/Serena
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If it’s a possible glimpse into the future, then YES!
@LATECH FUK THAT DONT FEEL BAD OR NO SHYT LIKE THAT
LOOK THE OTHER WAY AND REMEMBER U DESERVE THE POSITION NOT HIM OR HER SO FUK THE HATE … BY THE WAY CONGRATS!!
Funny how she put the financial part before the emotional part.
Oh Sandra..and your last statement…smh…
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Caligirl says:
The only danger I see, are the 1000 barretts in her hair
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So are you implying that the lil one is looking like a young Venus/Serena
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They look like beads in her hair to me…..
I’m glad that the lil’ mama’s hair is combed…some people send their children out looking any kind of way.
:stop: HOLD UP IS THAT A BABY IN THE BED WITH THE TODLER?
On my job they dont allow facebook or certain type of blogs. But they do allow twitter, why the hell did I go on there last week and caught a damn virus. My whole body instantly looked like this
and I’m a chocolate sista. I had to call the IT department and was scared the fukk outta my mind because right before my computer shut down I saw the word “CHILD”. I was like oh hell no are they trying to say I was watching kiddie porn. Needless to say my azz will not be tweeting chit else ya hear me.
LaTechGrad02 says:
Thanks MzTisch!!
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You are welcome! I hate a sore arse loser…..
The fact that he put it on facebook shows how stupid he is he dont think he did anything wrong. I hit my grandmother once when I was a kid and she knocked me across the room dont know which is worse that or the duck tape smh. She looks little so taking a toy away might have worked but duck tapping her like she is a slave working in the Kardashian shoe warehouse in China is just wrong….
#reasonswhyiskipoverthewordsandjustlookatpictures
i’m really tired of meetings today. i’ve already mentally checked out. i wish they would back off
i came to chill 
@ CD
Thanks for the advice Ty! Caligirl! Laker!
Ohhh the 1 million beads in her head.
Both them babies look well dressed for the cold and the clothes look clean! Beads take a long time to put in…so somebody cares
Sooo um La Tech when we celebrating
What a awesome Christmas Gift!1!
Sooo um La Tech when we celebrating
What a awesome Christmas Gift!1!
sexyphillygirl says:
The fact that he put it on facebook shows how stupid he is he dont think he did anything wrong. I hit my grandmother once when I was a kid and she knocked me across the room dont know which is worse that or the duck tape smh. She looks little so taking a toy away might have worked but duck tapping her like she is a slave working in the Kardashian shoe warehouse in China is just wrong….
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Yes, he is very stupid for doing it in the first place. But, in my heart of hearts I don’t think he did it as abuse. I think the arse-hole was trying to be funny and he didn’t realize the magnitude of the chit he stepped in once he hit “Post to Profile”.
Sad sad. Babies don’t come with a manual, though some things should be common sense. If HE was playing, he shouldn’t have put it on FB. I am slowly backing away from posting any pictures on FB. I see mainly alabaster parents posting their kids in the tub or naked and I just SMH.
In the very near future a brave president will be elected who will sign a bill into law preventing hoodrats from birthing babies — unless they can prove that they (and their baby daddies) are financially and emotionally fit to raise children.
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woman r u tryna make us into NAZI’S? 
What a total Looser for a father.
And now this little girl has these pictures of her face blasted all over the internet. Thank God Sandra had enough decency to cover her eyes because she is a minor and has no real control of this situation. They should hog tie his behind. 
lovezoe says:
Sad sad. Babies don’t come with a manual, though some things should be common sense. If HE was playing, he shouldn’t have put it on FB. I am slowly backing away from posting any pictures on FB. I see mainly alabaster parents posting their kids in the tub or naked and I just SMH.
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I agree. My daughter took the cutest pic in here bathing suit over the summer. I thought about posting it, and I’m like heyul nawl. You never know. You have to be your and theirs own protectors.
…I think it’s being blown way out of proportion though…some folks do not understand the repercussions of being careless on social media
Lol Cali! I need to plan something soon
This ‘ol mauve puzzay lip azz fool! They gone definitely love his azz in the slammer! He ain’t gone even hav’ta put kool-aid on his lips (ala Scared Straight)
In the very near future a brave president will be elected who will sign a bill into law preventing hoodrats from birthing babies — unless they can prove that they (and their baby daddies) are financially and emotionally fit to raise children.

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:crying1: Why did he get his linning pushed back so far on the sides?
When I applied for my externship I deactivated my FB page. Did it again when I started applying for jobs. Not much activity on my page anyway, but don’t want to take any chances.
awesome :wave: <— mistletoe bloomers
SamYell JacksEm says:
:crying1: Why did he get his linning pushed back so far on the sides?
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Tis what the fugg I was wondering myself!
@Mz- Hubby hates that our daughter has a bikini, but when a child got to go they don’t have time to take down a whole bathing suit. I make sure to get her one that covers her tummy. I don’t put bathing suit pics up there. This one chick got mad because someone reported her naked baby pic as inappropriate.
oh & FYI in case u were wondering, employers DO check ppl’s FB page b4 hiring/interview
Im one of those ppl who think we are all retarded about the “naked” baby pics. But whatever. Im all outside the box and chit.
lawd, how did i NOT c that other baby hanging off the bed??
Candi!!!!
I was looking at the nominations and before, no one had better entrances than you, now, no one has them at all…. 
Both them babies look well dressed for the cold and the clothes look clean!
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But @CG it say the post was in JULY! Was it taken in Dec and posted in July? Do the babies not got nothing else to wear but winta clothes in July?
OTB, what you mean by that. Kinda slow today.
My FB profile is tighter than a virgin’s puzz.
lovezoe says:
@Mz- Hubby hates that our daughter has a bikini, but when a child got to go they don’t have time to take down a whole bathing suit. I make sure to get her one that covers her tummy. I don’t put bathing suit pics up there. This one chick got mad because someone reported her naked baby pic as inappropriate.
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I agree. It was inappropriate. Back in the day our parents had nekkid photos of us as kids or of us in the tub…but it’s different now. Y put your kid on blast on the web? Yeah, just family and friends could see it…but John L. Pedophile could too.
ION I will share naked baby pics with my family members but I wouldn’t post pics like that on the internet (meaning FB) not in today’s society
<—has a FB friend that posted pics of her daughter going potty.
not only is that gross, but just yyyy? couldnt she just make a post saying her baby is now potty trained vs showing that child on the toilet, pants/draws round abouts her lil ankles??
couldnt balee that ish!
@ Whyteboi…What part of I don’t condone his actions did you not read? I’ve seen kids toothless/beat the fugg up/bruised and all kinds of shit from their parents feeling disrespected. Like I said, I don’t know what happened prior to this pic for one thing and for another, she might not have even been tied up two minutes. I never once said what he did was right but, her being tied with tape versus having the fukk beat outta her, I see being less harmful physically.
@Fayla
Thats what Im saying folks are sick out here and what you wouldn’t normally do becuz we didn’t have FB back in the day you shouldn’t be doing anyway
@Awesome, what’s that in ur gravi?

Choco, i was like really?! all of these fuggin pedo’s outchea & u got the NERVE to post that chit AND her profile was public?? all i could think was how many sick fukkas would be turned on by that
all i could think was how many sick fukkas would be turned on by that

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Where is KDub with her Halle Berry Queen moment. That shyt be having me rolling.
Question for you Sandra, How long have you been an american citizen?
@ Zoe…I love the Sons!
That damn Jax is one sessy ass actor. 
glad I dont do FB
@Fayla It’s THE MAN eating the world.
@Zoe just the reactions period are over the top IMO in one of the most sexualized nations in the world…I think if we had honest convos about nudity and the like, we would rid ourselves (and im aware not everyone would be “saved” because of molestors creating more molestors..) but I digress.
I hate child porn like everyone else. But I dont consider even the potty thing posted above “bad” or porn.
JMO.
@Dimplez- I agree and I don’t usually dig the alabaster folks.
@ Sam…Is that what that is? I asked you before was it a dude eating a Toucan. LOL
glad I dont do FB
Here. Here.
who gettin naked? nobody? oh.
i’m ready to get the fugg out of here
@ Zoe…I agree
@Dimpz C.M.? I was on facebook and they reccomended you and we don’t have any mutual friends in real life.
#theyrewatchingus
Whats up yall @ Otb whats up with that elevator
I need to get rid of my profile.
But then how am I going to know when my friends bdays are 187 days away
How will I know that Chenika will be in ATL for 4 days and every place she will go..
i could just stop being nosey..
He better call
fantastic’sfantasia’s baby daddy …. Call Antwan Cook to get you off the Hook!”i don’t too much post on there anymore (pics or status updates) but i do get my nosey on and laughin like shyt at some folks *wipes tears*
@otb- I get what you are saying, but everything shouldn’t be showed to 100-1200+ of your “closest” friends. I wouldn’t go to a public bathroom and not close the door. I think because it is children some people find it okay. To each their own though.
Please google this and join me in the graveyard.
There is even an OJ and MJ appearance.
CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS says:
glad I dont do FB
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Amen to that shait…. Had one for about a month and it was just too damn weird talking to people I forgot about.
@WIFIE I SEE WHAT UR SAYING WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN BEFOER THE PIC… BUT STILL KIND OF DUM TO POST A PIC OF A CHILD THAT WAY U KNOW.. IDK THEN AGAIN PEOPLE AINT GOT NO SENSE SPECIALLY WITH THE BABYS
@AL
Lately FB will get yo azz fired, beat the hell up or even murked. I had my teenager daughter as my profile pic for her birthday. Why the fugg did some Flavor Flav look alike inbox me talm bout you look good what’s up. It didnt dawn on me until later on that this son of a bytch thinks he is talking to my daughter. Lets just say if he turned that in and you could go to jail for inboxing a nicca and threatening his life I would be doing 5-10 right nah
i’m ready to get the fugg out of here
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DITT effn O
OutsidetheBox says:
Kris Jenner’s “I Love My Friends”
Please google this and join me in the graveyard.
There is even an OJ and MJ appearance
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That Video is funny as hell… OJ turn around in that desk…
I shut my Faceboik down after I had a crazy chick contact me
Somebody let me know when folks start gettin naked!
Or if you’d care to email me some naked pics that fince too
Whats up JMO
I am kinda getting FB, people sensitive on FB. I cant post how I want, this why when I get on Twitter I have to coon out.
@ Lakeshow
whats up baby
Where the fugg you been JMO??? Oh yeah, hey girl
chicanigga says:
is it paint tape and duct tape just curious, ?
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What is paint tape?
Of course not @Zoe. My bigger point was that our country is ass backwards when it comes to nudity and sexuality and yall keeping photos off of FB aint addressing the problem.
ITA, “to each their own.” I dont even go on that lame chit.
The only reason why im still on facebook is to keep in touch with my fam down south other than that im barely on it, some of my friends live on that thing lol, and put way to much info on there. Do I care what you had for dinner or that it made you sick? NOPE
@CHOCOLATE THE FUKN PERV

IT DOES FEEL KINDA WEIRD TO TALK TO PEOPLE U AINT TALK TO IN A FUKN DECADE
Albert, stop putting me on blast.
*elevator work right now*
@ Sam
That’s me!
@ Lakes…I agree it was dumb as hell but, i’m no tgone make this man out to be Idi Amin from one still shot.
Fuk Facebook and Twitter
I got all the fans and friends I need in my head 
Oh and paint tape vs duct tape equals difference in pain the latter will give you a homemade wax the paint tape meh
Do I care what you had for dinner or that it made you sick? NOPE
Hilarious!
Google + is a much better format IMO if youre into sharing and chit.
Im not so
LOL
It’s paint tape, it rips very easily…but I don’t think a two year old can rip thru it though
I have gotten addicted to cityville smh next year im done with it…well imma stop playing as much lol.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@CHOCOLATE THE FUKN PERV
IT DOES FEEL KINDA WEIRD TO TALK TO PEOPLE U AINT TALK TO IN A FUKN DECADE
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Yep thats why I call it the place where you can find the Ghosts of puzzay past… I dont need them problems.
I think its painter’s tape as well.
Idi Amin Kim Jong ILL dead. I cant stop laughing at that.
You use painters tape when painting so you don’t get paint on the outside of what you are trying to paint.
SUP JMO
LaTechGrad02 says:
When Facebook goes horribly wrong…..
How would you all handle a coworker who is salty over you being selected for a job over them? This person has been going all around the agency telling people that everyone knows and says that he should’ve been selected for this job, not me I’ve been ignoring it for the most part.
You keep doing your job to the best of your ability and continue to shine. In this case, actions speak louder than words. If he was the best man for the job, he would have gotten the job.:coffee:
Congrats on your recent promotion!
@ SPG…I pretty much use it for the same reason.
Painters Tape has a weak adhesive so it doesn’t damage what you’re taping over. Duct tape is the shit crackeads use to hold up car bumpers.
Paint tape if you wet it it will peel off, its dose not stick like duct tape, a big difference.. a huge difference. but not in a child case it’s the same cause she cant get out of it. but with duct tape aint nobody moving. paint tape is also breathable, but duct is not #helpful @ sandra
Duct tape is the **** crackeads use to hold up car bumpers.
Or the chit my hard headed ass daughter used to “recover” her bed cause she didnt like the color “no mo”
They come in fashion colors now.
#Hoodkittenproblems
I’ve probably posted 5 times total in the entirety of my Facebook existence. Mostly only have it for fam and shyt.
I honestly think the moron was showing her to keep her hands to herself but, he shouldn’t have boasted about it regardless. Hell it’s a kid somewhere right now with broken fingers from hitting their parent. Dude up top could’ve handled that better still. Hell I heard about a kid who’s mom locked him out in the cold for losing her brush when the neighbors called the cops and they came and told her she was gone be locked up if she didn’t let him in, this chick went and grabbed her coat and purse and came back to the door for her trip downtown. Some of these parents are just extreme in trying to prove their points.
Okay…I hope BlackWidow is still around if she had a hair question…
Also- something I learned yesterday about FB getting folks fired, especially for us Fed workers….
If you put on your profile in the “place of work” box the name of the federal agency you work for or even that you WORK for US Federal Government, then anything you say on your profile can then be construed as being opinions of the US federal govt and your agency…meaning….they can and WILL discipline/fire you over it if you say some over the top ish, so be verrryyy careful.
I don’t list my agency, but I do have that I work for fed govt on there so I’m finna get on there today and take that down..
MzDimplez1123 says:
Atleast he didn’t beat her.
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How do you know?
HI Chica! :wave:
they got zebra print duct tape *sips old e with my pinky up* #fancy
fandice used duct tape to attach her side mirror on her previous car at one time. shyt held up like a dream
OutsidetheBox says:
Duct tape is the **** crackeads use to hold up car bumpers.
Or the chit my hard headed ass daughter used to “recover” her bed cause she didnt like the color “no mo”
They come in fashion colors now. #Hoodkittenproblems
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I keep telling you thats Bussy Baby material….
They come in fashion colors now. #Hoodkittenproblems
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They sure so OTB – I saw that this past weekend when I went to Home Depot. All kinds of tye-dyed, flourescent, and multicolored duck tape. They even have cheetah print!
I was creatively thinking what I could do with all those colors on one wall.
Kita@
My homegirl daughter hit her…and RAN out the damn house.
She locked the door.
Made her ass sit there all night.
The neighbors bought her a sandwich.
Her daddy told her “ya mama shouldve beat cho ass” (he let her in when he came from work) LOL
@ Sandra you’re right but, since it wasn’t mentioned that he did and I see no signs that he did, i’m not gonna accuse him of beating her. She looks pretty dry eyed if he did beat her.
*updates my profile when i get home*
Awesome dont forget duct tape is also what country nicca’s use when they dont have head lights so they improvise and tape flash lights to the hoods of their cars and trucks!
@ OTB…Po lil Tink Tink. You think she’ll do it again?
#HoodCapuchin Problems
Guilty of using that silver duct tape/electrical tape to make sure my front headlight didnt come off on my first car.
Also guilty of using krazy glue & tape to get my inside rearview mirror to stick to the window after I somehow knocked it down while trying to hang an air freshener on it one day.
DOUGIE
I put “federali” on mine but i havne’t been on there in months and dont even know my pw to get on there
I guess I need to try and get a new pw so I can delete my acct
SHE needs a damned reality show
Girl I warnt bout to by the fool no new bedset.
Chile please.
Im crafty as hail, I think I bought that chit on clearance , cause you know a women will buy some chit she don’t need when its on Sale.
I can home one day and that fool had a zebra bed. LOL
Hey Igo & Choco … Not saying ur names together like youre an e-couple or anything just that I saw that you guys returned my hello
*whispers, yall got my vote for the SR annual awards 
@CD … I’ve been doing a bunch of nothing. Lurking and laughing at yall
So no one else saw I said hello?? Ole rude azzes …
Want to make some Christmas treats with the kiddies, any ideas on something that is not premade?
*ties all yall up like up ^^^^ there*
In a not so proud moment back in my teens…Kdub raised up at mama Kdub…didn’t hit her just was accin like I was gwanna…and drew my hand back and my thumb was DANGLING. To this DAY my shit STILL not right. That broad introduced my left thumb to my wrist. In one fluid azz movement. Then called my daddy and said “your baby girl needs a ride to the ER…she is going to be UNABLE to drive herself ANYWHERE for a long TIME” *CLICK*
My pop came over there and the whole 10 minute ride to the hospital he kept saying… I coulda toldchu NOT to do it baby
She fugged up my collarbone with a karate chop back in ’76 that had me out of work for A WEEK.
OutsidetheBox says:
Duct tape is the **** crackeads use to hold up car bumpers.
Or the chit my hard headed ass daughter used to “recover” her bed cause she didnt like the color “no mo”
They come in fashion colors now. #Hoodkittenproblems
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That’s some creative and artisy shiat right there!!!!
cut out cookies with sprinkles and icing
we doin this as soon as i get home
JMO says:
Hey Igo & Choco … Not saying ur names together like youre an e-couple or anything just that I saw that you guys returned my hello *whispers, yall got my vote for the SR annual awards
@CD … I’ve been doing a bunch of nothing. Lurking and laughing at yall
So no one else saw I said hello?? Ole rude azzes …

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That chit wasnt funny….
@ YallC..Just don’t tie me next to that girl I ain’t talking to!
@ OTB…..Well, lil mama picked up n your thriftyness.
Also guilty of using krazy glue & tape to get my inside rearview mirror to stick to the window after I somehow knocked it down while trying to hang an air freshener on it one day.
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Does it make me ghetto as hell that Im thinking of doing that since I was moving the mirror and must have moved it to hard and it came off a little on the right side! i know i seen a piece fly off but I cant find it!
@Brown I was watching Mythbusters and they pretty much proved that if you had enough duct tape you could built a fortress.
FB got to many crybabies and whinning grown folks on there ughhhh I hate it. I deleted my account and dont use twitter, no myspace, or anything else
And if @Pryn come up here let her tell yall of the pic I took about 2 years ago with the oldest one mouf duct taped. Got ISS for TAWKIN then wanna tawk ish to ME. @Pryn said she looked like a POW. That her eyes was pleading to the camera phone “HEP ME…this bish CRAY”
Dammit KDub! I wanna laugh at mama’s skillz but, not at your pain.
*whispers, yall got my vote for the SR annual awards


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I coulda toldchu NOT to do it baby She fugged up my collarbone with a karate chop back in ’76 that had me out of work for A WEEK.
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I wish my ballz were steel enough to raise or act like I was gonna hit my momma
that ish shoooo shweeet
So Mamadub aas kickin Daddy Dub ass
My momma fugged me UP. My aunt gonna say “at least she called you a ride to the ER”
Keep your hands and feet to yourself and your mouth closed.
Used to live in an apartment in the yuppy side of the city when me and hubby first got married…somebody tried to BUST my lock and knocked it down into the inside of the door…I’ve used black colored duct tape to cover that whole for years now…
KDub says:

She fugged up my collarbone with a karate chop back in ’76 that had me out of work for A WEEK.
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CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS says:
that ish shoooo shweeet
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Thickums… Cmon man
Yall killing me.
@KDUB – Thanks now I got water everywhere! I damn near chocked!!!
I thought my grandma was Zoro! She would hit me with a wet dishcloth and be right back to doing her thang like I dare you to say something else.
Or the time I thought I knew the bible an told her Look and Ye Shall Find, when she couldn’t find the relish. She back handed me so hard…I bit my tongue!
KDUB please tell us bout your aunt who thought the neighbor was a sex offender and stayed in a hotel
i love dumb ppl on twitter
dude just said he think his granny got die of beaties (pronounced daibetes)
That chit wasnt funny….
Da hail wrong wit u
checking your text now you is CRAY
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@ KDubb…Well, she did!
If they lock this dude up (and he’s just playing), then they need to go on every street and lock up the kid’s mothers/fathers that don’t have on a coat, good weather shoes etc.
Yes, he was stupid to post it. But somebody’d be getting their chin checked for reporting me
(especially if he’s a good parent).
IMO
*hole
Chief what makes you think I was talkin bout you
caligirl says:

Or the time I thought I knew the bible an told her Look and Ye Shall Find, when she couldn’t find the relish.
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Or the time I thought I knew the bible an told her Look and Ye Shall Find, when she couldn’t find the relish. She back handed me so hard…I bit my tongue!
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You big dummies you and KDUB talkin slick outcha mouths
Choco aka Hippie says:
That chit wasnt funny….
Da hail wrong wit u
checking your text now you is CRAY
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what an idiot…
Zoe, I know you said not pre-made, BUT I bought a gingerbread house kit and let the little one and Godson have at it, and them fools made their own designs, damn thing looks nothing like the picture, even made a “fountain in the front yard” and they had a ball! I mean they stayed busy for about two hours.
It’s a hood gingerbread house
candibfly says:
i love dumb ppl on twitter
dude just said he think his granny got die of beaties (pronounced daibetes)
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Somebody tell that girl I ain’t talkin to that I said Thank you &
@Kdub
forgive me please
that was sad it really was you ok now tho 
die of beaties?
That’s worse than my brother’s cockaspanuell and my boy’s chiwawa.
caligirl says:
@KDUB – Thanks now I got water everywhere! I damn near chocked!!!
I thought my grandma was Zoro! She would hit me with a wet dishcloth and be right back to doing her thang like I dare you to say something else.
Or the time I thought I knew the bible an told her Look and Ye Shall Find, when she couldn’t find the relish. She back handed me so hard…I bit my tongue!
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<—heading to lunch, ain't been all week, gonna see if I can find cheap gifts @ Ulta's
CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Chief what makes you think I was talkin bout you
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A lil bird told me…
@Brown my momma used to abuse my daddy. I was 4 when they got divorced so I just hear the stories. But me and big sis 12 years apart so she done see abuse FIRST hand…said when Daddy was about to get his azz kicked she used to make it a point to sat her azz DOWN someplace and HUSH. Said worse time was when his azz did not come home one night and she happened to be outside playing when his azz drove up. She RAN her azz in the house. He was tryna greet/hug she was thanking “dude you about to catch a SERRUS BEATDOWN..I don’t want NO parts of you” Bypassed my momma and sat on the couch. THAT alerted Mama Dub that he was home and she greeted him with an unplugged rotary dial phone upside the head. One of them old skool heavy azz phones.
@Choco – I was on 6 or 7…but she didn’t even play….by the time I was 12. I knew when to keep my slick mouth shut.
Jmo, you’re still being ignored huh?
**BURPS NON LADY LIKE** I FULL!! WHAT WE TALKN BOUT?? **SCROLLS UP** OH NOT SPELLING AZZ…
<<BACK TO WORK
i saw that roof crisp shyt too
i said nigga just go to outback
Hey @JMO!
I know Im late. Unlike you you summa us bishes gots to work! Hmph.
chiwawa
@KDUB I THOUGHT MY STEP DADDY WAS THE ONLY MAN ABUSED BY HIS WIFE
MY MADRE WOULD CHUNK ANYTHING AND ERRTHANG AT HIS AZZ SHE IS 5’4 HE IS 6’2 SHYT WAS FUNNY!! SHE LOOKN LIKE A KEYCHAIN NEXT TO HIM
She fugged up my collarbone with a karate chop back in ’76 that had me out of work for A WEEK
Roof Crisp
Kdub please stop please
Kdub please stop please
“Lookin 4 a cute girl I can take to the movies and a roof crisp dinner for 2?
HELPPPP!!!!!!!!! 
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KDUB per usual I am
see yall next lifetime 
roof crisp
SamYell JacksEm says:
Candi, I saw some nigga put “Lookin 4 a cute girl I can take to the movies and a roof crisp dinner for 2
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get the hell on with that foolery
aint nobody said that 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
**BURPS NON LADY LIKE** I FULL!! WHAT WE TALKN BOUT?? **SCROLLS UP** OH NOT SPELLING AZZ… <<BACK TO WORK
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Laker I want to aplogize to you for the last post… Its all good
said when Daddy was about to get his azz kicked she used to make it a point to sat her azz DOWN someplace and HUSH
Oy vey. Dumb ass chirren.
candibfly says:
i saw that roof crisp shyt too
i said nigga just go to outback
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STILL fcking
ova dis chit! 
SamYell JacksEm says:
Candi, I saw some nigga put “Lookin 4 a cute girl I can take to the movies and a roof crisp dinner for 2

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Roof Crisp
SON
Afternoon
what we talmbout 
@chubbswifey!!!
Your baby is sooooo cute!!!!
@iheart
We talmbout you getting the fck in the
fa dat gravie! 
@iheart I am just getting in too, What is ya’ll talkin bout??
@KDUB
you have got me over here thinking of MamaDub being Miss Celie and fuking Harpo up 
DAMMMMMMNNNNNN
SON
& :2dance: to the instrumental that CANDI got us dancing too
OH AND HELLO EVERYONE :woot:
Oy vey. Dumb ass chirren.

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:hugs: @MissH
My sister said MamaDub had already been waiting on him but had started doing stuff around the house. Your man don’t come home oh…YOU WAITING on dat azz. And you know them rotary phones had the lil clutch underneath reciever for you to pick them up. Said momma was swanging the phucking phone like a BAT. HE tryna run and get de hail away from her…she done locked ALL the doors to ALL the rooms. He ain’t got nooooplace TO go. She swanging and connecting…the phone letting out a lil rang everytime she hit him with it. She done missed a couple of times and hit a wall. And my sister who was about 9/10 at the time sitting on the sofa the whole time tryna pretend she watching TV. My momma used to be HAIL ON FIVE SETS OF WHEELS.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
……………….SHE LOOKN LIKE A KEYCHAIN NEXT TO HIM
a keychain? STEWWWWWWWWWWWWWPIDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
@IGO **GIVES U 50 FEET** FOR WHAT U AINT DO NUFFN
ITS ALL GOOD 
@Fe, im tired of you sending me to the
when I aint even done or said anything 
Heeeeyyy Choco
@GG HEY MAMI ITS TRUE MADRE IS SHAWT BUT VISIOUS!!
@iheart
Do betta!

@Aekelani Ol girl head look like the last board on Mario Bros.
Y’all who like that roof crisp need to google “obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook.”
Examp: someone posted: Word of the day: Onomonopia…
Response: onomatopoeia. Maybe you should start with something easier… Like dictionary.
KDub says:
I am losing consciousness!!!!!!!!!!
THAT alerted Mama Dub that he was home and she greeted him with an unplugged rotary dial phone upside the head. One of them old skool heavy azz phones.
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SamYell JacksEm says:
@Aekelani Ol girl head look like the last board on Mario Bros.
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KDUB
moms stabbed ny step dad and when he went to the er he lied and said he was breakin up a fight in some apartments
#violenceisnottheanswer
Happyplace . com is one of the best places on the fukking web. hands down.
The 50 funniest tweets of 2011 #classic.
Whenever you want to laugh. Head there.
<—– Wants to know who fighting! I
a good squabble! 
And I told chall to this DAY Mama Dub will call and cuss him OUT. Your phone ring at 9 p.m. at night and you know it is the woman on the other end who beatcho azz for 16 years…why are you answering sir?
“Your momma called and cussed me out about that time my azz got a DUI and how she had to use the vacation money to bail me out…she going to the mountains in the morning and just wanted to remind me of that time.”
MIND you that chit happened in 1981!
OTB
I head to my happy place for a different type of feelin but it’s not to laugh
Examp: someone posted: Word of the day: Onomonopia…
Response: onomatopoeia. Maybe you should start with something easier… Like dictionary.
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y’all really DO NOT want me to stop laughing today do y’all! I can’t with this chit…^^^^^
HE tryna run and get de hail away from her…she done locked ALL the doors to ALL the rooms. He ain’t got nooooplace TO go. She swanging and connecting…the phone letting out a lil rang everytime she hit him with it.
OHHHH my side is hurting we had phones like that growing up
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She swanging and connecting…the phone letting out a lil rang everytime she hit him with it
:OMFG:

KDUB
moms stabbed ny step dad and when he went to the er he lied and said he was breakin up a fight in some apartments
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he knew her azz was going to JAIL.
Your momma called and cussed me out about that time my azz got a DUI and how she had to use the vacation money to bail me out…she going to the mountains in the morning and just wanted to remind me of that time.”
MIND you that chit happened in 1981!
^^^ FALLS OUT OF DESK FACE FIRST ON CARPET AND
I CANT!! MAMA DUB DONT EVER FORGET “OH AND SINCE I MEMBER LET ME CALL THIS FUKA ..” 
KDUB
told you my mama went to OHIO in Aug and came back PISSED THE FUGG OWF talkin bout her 1st husband who cheated on her 50 years ago and her freind didnt tell her about it!
BOFF DEM MFUGGAS DEAD
She swanging and connecting…the phone letting out a lil rang everytime she hit him with it.
every time!
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I keep PICTURING this chit and I keep
Your momma called and cussed me out about that time my azz got a DUI and how she had to use the vacation money to bail me out…she going to the mountains in the morning and just wanted to remind me of that time.”
MIND you that chit happened in 1981!
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OH, THAT’S WHO SQUABBING!
So nobody wanna tell me what the fugg yall talmbout
*humph*
@JMO
So I guess you don’t see me…
#ignoring
SamYell JacksEm says:
@Aekelani Ol girl head look like the last board on Mario Bros.
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HE tryna run and get de hail away from her…she done locked ALL the doors to ALL the rooms. He ain’t got nooooplace TO go. She swanging and connecting…the phone letting out a lil rang everytime she hit him with it. She done missed a couple of times and hit a wall. And my sister who was about 9/10 at the time sitting on the sofa the whole time tryna pretend she watching TV.
A’KPANA;LMFDGKAHF’LKVHNA’LKVCN’AOKFAKFDJVBA;FDMB;LKAJFDB;AJFDBKAMN;LANBAFDNB;LAKFDNB;ADFBN VJAPFEFNBALDFNBAF
PO DADDY!!
^^^ i cant breaff…
it didnt matter that he died a slow painful death alone, she still wanted to box his ass
That muthaphuckin old phone receiver used to be so heavy and made of thee most durable plastic
*paging KDub for one of her world famous recaps for i :heart:*
came back PISSED THE FUGG OWF talkin bout her 1st husband who cheated on her 50 years ago and her freind didnt tell her about it!
BOFF DEM MFUGGAS DEAD
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I NEED TO GET SOME FUKN WORK DONE BEFORE I GET FIRED PEOPLE LOOKN AT ME LIKE IM LOCA!! 
FeFe says:
*paging KDub for one of her world famous recaps for i *
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Thanks Fe :hugs:
Ol girl head look like the last board on Mario Bros.
sa lchdslfhalhvlsahhh
@Dougie, what was the name of the hair product you said you liked? I know you hated mixed chicks and miss Jessie, butcouldnt remember the one you swore by.
Chula Lakes OMG you had me
in that other post
:hugs:
Mama Dub is a mess
… Did she swing the phone around in the air like a cowboy then launch it at his azz?? #icant 
@JMO
That’s betta!

Like a lasso?

Walking down the hall…resetting that bish..
OutsidetheBox says:
Happyplace . com is one of the best places on the fukking web. hands down.
The 50 funniest tweets of 2011 #classic.
Whenever you want to laugh. Head there.
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girl i been ova der dying outloud OmG..to funny
they stupid
@Iheart
becuz most can relate 
Dub is talking bout how her Momma use to put the beat down on her Daddy and we are all
my mama is the reason I had a damn nervous condition!
SOMEONE PLEASE UNPLUG KDUB’S KEYBOARD FOR THE LOVE OF GAWWWDDDDDD
FEFFFEEEEEEE
hey hun
As much as they fought and she still harrassing his azz…they been knowing each other since my moms was 4 and he was 6. They done been married to other folks. Got other kids. But he loans her money and she will go take him to run his errands. Last month she took him to the doctor and he told her she looked pretty. Said she hurried UP and dropped his azz BACK off at his place. “I would HATE to hurtchall daddy for tryna get fresh with me…he might try to rub my leg or something…mess right ’round and get his azz HURT…would hate to have to slap them glasses off his face, he’s old now” YEW IS TOO LADY!
Mama Brown DID NOT appreciate that
#eventhoughtheheiferwasdeadyo
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Hey Jmo
SON, come back. I switched the song to your favorite slide #classy
@Choco, Thanks. I h ave only rad a few of the stories and my azz
and bout to be late for my hair appt
The only thing that my moms still brings up to me and gets mad about is the time that her and her friend that she worked with got into it at work cause she was trying to mess with me…. And I was flirting back with her. I remember my mom cursed that lady out so damn bad behind that shait… and told me that my mannish azz was on punishment for 3 weeks.
@Creamy read the well intentioned chit penned by kids.
Read the samrt ass responses to well meaning signs. Oh! AND please read the one about notes left on folks fukking cars by other drivers.
Girl I cant.
“I would HATE to hurtchall daddy for tryna get fresh with me…he might try to rub my leg or something…mess right ’round and get his azz HURT…would hate to have to slap them glasses off his face, he’s old now” YEW IS TOO LADY!
and at this…. my mama is the reason I had a damn nervous condition!
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*loves mamadub*
Yall
when my mama came home talkin bout that crap I looked at her like she was crazy and said “so what’d the difference between her and all the other chicks he weas messin around with” she said ” because she was my friend” I said :and so and so was your friend too and you knew about her”
“I would HATE to hurtchall daddy for tryna get fresh with me…he might try to rub my leg or something…mess right ’round and get his azz HURT…would hate to have to slap them glasses off his face, he’s old now” YEW IS TOO LADY!
SOMEBODY HEEEEEEELP!!
MESSSICAN DOOOOWN!! FUKN DUB!! 
**RUBS CLAW MARKS ON FACE** 
^^^ BIIIIIISH DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!
@CHOCO U KNOW I WOVES U BISH NO BS
hate to have to slap them glasses off his face, he’s old now”
Oh man…
I CANNOT WAIT TO BE OLD. So I can say and do whatever the fukk I want! *crying laughing over here*
Ummm EGO you mother was well within her right to curse out her co-worker co-worker should be glad she didn’t get
Did she swing the phone around in the air like a cowboy then launch it at his azz??
I am glad I met the 40ish Mama Dub’s wrath with the thumb incident. Cause 20 something Mama Dub was a fuggin MANIAC.
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@JMO my momma said they had to paint the living room walls and steam clean the carpet after the phone incident. She had gashes in the wall where she had missed. Scuff marks. My sister said he was bleeding like a hemophiliac from his chin
Glad he was charged! I hope he gets punished for this!
…and no one can stop the rats from breeding…no one!
**RUBS CLAW MARKS ON FACE**
So bish you really want to scratch my face is that it 
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MESSSICAN DOOOOWN!!
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Brown, I’m with Mama Brown on that one. It. Matters.
OTB I :hate: you!!! I’ve been on that dayum happy website LMAO! The FB drama queens is too much

Somebody else do the recap I got TEARS cause my parents is terched in da head.
She had gashes in the wall where she had missed. Scuff marks. My sister said he was bleeding like a hemophiliac from his chin I am glad I met the 40ish Mama Dub’s wrath with the thumb incident. Cause 20 something Mama Dub was a fuggin MANIAC.
OMG AY DIOS MIO ALLUDAME!!
MAMD DUB IS CRAY YO!!
MAMA JONES AINT GOT CHIT ON MAMA KDUB 
^^
@Brown
I told you before that I UNDERSTAND your mom’s anger at that stuff…yeah, it’s probably healthier for her to just let it go, but that’s some foul ish…
Somebody else do the recap I got TEARS cause my parents is terched in da head.

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STILL at the parties involved in @Brown’s mama love triangle are now DEAD.
RIGHT!!
rofl: Talk to your gma’s and aunt’s with old timers. Man I feel like I KNOW Mr. Ricky them. 
I thought my gma was out of it at her son’s funeral…but I said, “gma you memba Ms. Peggy right?” Bringing the lady over all cheery and chit…
Girl the look she gave me.
That heffa memory was FRONT and CENTER somehow. The fukk. 
SON I cant with KDUB and the prob is she is my fav so I cant ignore her but them stories have me dead and gone *cues TI*
@CHOCO
HAIL NAW LIKE I SAID U A FUKN BAD BISH AT UR CRAFT I
DOWN AND WALK THE FUK AWAY WITH THE LITTLE BIT OF FLESH I GOT LEFT
#KNOWWENTOWALKTHEFUKAWAY
KDUB
her exhusband had 2 additonal sets of families along with my mama’s so my sisters and brother got siblings the same age as them! they are all months a part but she gon spazz out about the one friend she didnt know about PLUS HE WAS MARRIED TO HER AND SOMEBODY ELSE AT THE SAME TIME!
Po tink Daddy.
I cannot WAIT til Xmas cause they ALL gonna be at my house telling stories like this. And there are ALOT. That ish be CLASSIC. My sister always say she has NEVER seen fear in a man’s eyes like she saw in our father eyes that day when his azz realized allll the room doors was LOCKED. It was either he was gonna hafta knock my momma lights the fugg OWT or taking that beatdown like a MAN.
KDUB! I left thinking you would have stopped! Please
“I would HATE to hurtchall daddy for tryna get fresh with me…he might try to rub my leg or something…mess right ’round and get his azz HURT…would hate to have to slap them glasses off his face, he’s old now” YEW IS TOO LADY!
Thanks OTB!
I thought my gma was out of it at her son’s funeral…but I said, “gma you memba Ms. Peggy right?” Bringing the lady over all cheery and chit…
Girl the look she gave me. That heffa memory was FRONT and CENTER somehow. The fukk.

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OutsidetheBox says:
WAIT @IGo how fukking old were you
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I had to be around about 15 or 16…. At first I didnt know that her friend was flirting she just use to say that I was cute young man.. an tell me the ladies must be liking me (that was far from the truth) but I had the flu and was out of school for about 3 days and she called the crib one day and told me she wanted to come “TAKE CARE” of me… im like cool. Come to find out she told a couple more nosey azz women at work and it got back to my momma… My momma came home that day and was like “No you wasnt about to have that bish up in my house trying to screw” I was so damn embarrassed.
@Brown you know what that mean then donchu? That man had some GOOD DACK. You still got feeling behind that shat 50 years later…
She had gashes in the wall where she had missed. Scuff marks. My sister said he was bleeding like a hemophiliac from his chin I am glad I met the 40ish Mama Dub’s wrath with the thumb incident. Cause 20 something Mama Dub was a fuggin MANIAC.
:caske: 
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KDUB
my step daddy (rest his soul) I got a call from my mama “B you better get over herre before i kick his knock kneed scrawny ass”
he was tryna be nice and was cleanin the stove (gas stove) he took the lil silver parts out and was cleanin them with WD40……
Hershey!!! You love me for that! Just watch!
Girl I love them so much I signed up for the newsletter.
This week, a card said: I hope Tim Tebow’s success has taught you to get with the winning religion this holiday season
They also compile funny tweets: “Maybe I’ll just stay in and read.” -person about to refresh Twitter over and over for five hours
had to be around about 15 or 16
A CO-WORKER TRIED TO HOLLA AT MY BROTHER **HE LOOKS 18 BUT IS 16** I MUSTA FLIPD OUT SO QUICK SHE CRIED WHILE I WAS
HER OUT!! SHE WAS 30!!!
^^ THAT BISH WOULDA GOT THE FUKN BIZZNAZZ!!
he was just tryna make em shine
CONWAY TWTTY’S DAUGHTER AKA SUGA WALLS says:
KDUB
my step daddy (rest his soul) I got a call from my mama “B you better get over herre before i kick his knock kneed scrawny ass”
he was tryna be nice and was cleanin the stove (gas stove) he took the lil silver parts out and was cleanin them with WD40……
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Now Im no chemist but wont that cause a damn explosion????
bet you grew up with YSo and JMO ‘nem. Sheltered asses.
J/K
WHHHHO was it on this blog who said that her grandmother was upset cause her grandfather had been tryna push up and was coming in her room at night naked? Both of them lived with her but they had been divorced for years?
I SEEEE that ish with my parents. Daddy Dub tryna get some from my momma and she is soooo not interested and she in her room yelling “PINEAPPLES” like Kevin Hart!
@Brown…fugg shine…he was tryna blow them to smithereens.
It was either he was gonna hafta knock my momma lights the fugg OWT or taking that beatdown like a MAN.
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Thats the point IGo.
BUT as Brown said … he was just tryna make em shine
Helluva way tho!
KDUB
when I got over there they had all the doors and windows open and that smell was soo strong I damn near passed out! His ass was bout to get yoked again
OutsidetheBox says:
Thats the point IGo. BUT as Brown said … he was just tryna make em shine
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Thats soooo fked up….
I know I shouldnt be laughin but she had her lil serrated edged knife knowin good and damn well she scared of the po po
and she’s had 2 strokes so she’d maybe got one stick in before she’d be tired
he was tryna be nice and was cleanin the stove (gas stove) he took the lil silver parts out and was cleanin them with WD40……
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Now Im no chemist but wont that cause a damn explosion????

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before she’d be tired
How about my Granny tells me ALL the business about her trife sisters, so that when she leaves this earth I can let their children/grand/great grandchildren know just how trifling they mama was
I be dead laughing at her talmbout “they THINK they know their mama, Hmmmp”
She done gave me pictures, dates, who ain’t who’s mama etc.
SamYell JacksEm says:
Duct tape is the **** crackeads use to hold up car bumpers.
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Thanks for the answers everyone.
My daddy did some of the craziest crap, puttin red paint, in the engine, puttin corn meal in the engine, ertc! I told him the only think he could do to my vehicle was put gas in it! He couldnt even change a light bulb!
yall have a good one!
I just got back and yall asses got me crying and choking on my lurnch!

who ain’t who’s mama
Not daddy tho? MAMA?
You know this some preggo-before-wedding, couldnt-find-that-ninja-for-the-shotgun-wedding type chit!
Bye @Brownnnnn!
OTB, one of them got pregger by their step-daddy, ran off, and popped back up 4 yrs later with their first child.
Me (thinking): Hmmp, yall last name that yall so proud of used to be your grandfathers name fool! He left yall granny for yall mama
KDubb’s parents’ stories have got to be thee funniest chit ever!

What in the VC Andrews hell?! @ 337
329 that’s my Grandma for you Dimpz
@ YallC….WE might be related!
My Gma is a mess too!
We are honorary cousins.
@ YallC
@ Dimpz
#wesilly
@BlackWidow
It’s Moroccan Oil. The conditioner I use is in a white bottle with orange and blue writing. The rest of the bottles in the line are in bluish bottles with orange and white writing.
Hope that helps!
Yes it does. Do you co wash with it?
Thanks chubbswifey :hugs:
Honestly he looks “young & dumb” and he probably WAS just playing around, YES it looks awful when you see the pic with the littel girls face blocked out, but in the real pic it, she looks completely fine, there is no fear in her eyes, i think it was a joke, AN AWFUL JOKE, but a joke nun the less