Denise Vasi, the newest cast member of VH1’s popular hit scripted TV series ‘Single Ladies‘ opened up about her new role in an interview on VH1.com.
Vasi, 28, who used to be one of rap mogul Russell Simmons’ jump offs, prefers to date White men or men like Russell who think they’re White. But rumor has it that her ‘Single Ladies‘ character will play a bisexual lady who has the hawts for LisaRaye’s character on Season 2.
Vasi on her character, Raquel:
Raquel is going to come back and stir the pot in a different way and bring some exciting new energy. We don’t wanna say too much.
On her audition process for the role:
When you see a network take so much time and they’re really specific, you know that they care about that show and it makes you wanna get the job even more because you know they appreciate who their audience is and what they’re looking for…I got the great opportunity to screentest with Lisa[Raye McCoy] which was really fun.
On how she got involved with the show:
Obviously the show was a huge success and I had the conversation with my manager. “Let’s keep an eye out if anything comes up even guest-star wise for the show.” A casting sheet went out and I went in and read the first time and I was lucky enough to come back again and read a second time. Then I read in New York and I read one more time in LA. We had a few work sessions and then I screen-tested.
On whether or not she’s a single lady in real life:
Well I’m not a married lady [laughs]. Trust me I’ve done a lot of dating. I’ve got a lot of stories. I definitely have a lot to pull from.
On her resemblance to the show’s former star, Stacey Dash:
We have similar features so that’s a great compliment, yeah.
WHO IS THE WHITE DUDE?
OR JUST A RANDOM PIC..
BY THE WAY THIS CHICK HAS A BEUTIFUL FACE
LOVE THEM EYES TOO!! LIKE THAT CHICK OFF THAT PEPPERMINT CHOCOLATE CANDI COMERCIAL. 
SHE HAD BEEEEUTIFUL EYES TOO!!
I guess a dark skinned sister being a part of this show is just out…huh.
Who is the fat, nasty, yt man
I heard this morning that Lisa Ray is not happy about her being chosen and is threatening to quit *but you ain’t heard it from me*
So, I guess they are basically just going to change the entire show. Can this show get any worse.
Lakes says:
WHO IS THE WHITE DUDE?
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A check.
That chick in that peppermint commercial looks REFRESHING doesn’t she. LOL
lisa raye needs to sit down somewhere and be glad she has a job
@ NaijaGal says:
I heard this morning that Lisa Ray is not happy about her being chosen and is threatening to quit *but you ain’t heard it from me*
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It makes no sense…what is Lisa going to play…..her mother? WTF atleast Lisa and Stacy were old together.
she looks “slightly” cock-eyed in that first pic…cute girl though…
ooooooooooooh she the one who was on Runs House with the tramp stamp. I remember her now. I mean they first released this story like she was freakin nia long or somebody.
lisaraye former first lady behind aint quittin schit. You know the rule of thumb; u better find a job before quitting one. I’m sure this is the same in hollywood too.
it’s a pretty lame show, but what black show -present day- isn’t?
@PRYN
THAT BISH EYES GOT ME HYYYPNOTIZE!! 
I BEEN TRYING TO FIND A DANG PIC OF THEM EYES WHEN SHE OPEN THEM I WAS LIKE….WHOOAAAA DUUUUUDE !! 
naija!!!!!!!!
I think Lisa Raye is just jealous of the new competition..
She used to date Russel Simmons so she apparently has a type
FeFe says:
she looks “slightly” cock-eyed in that first pic…cute girl though…
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BISH (and I mean that w/the utmost respect) YOU TOOK THE WORDS RATT OUTTA MY MOUF!
These flucking people in my office today make me want to
everyone of them, one by one…
LISA RAY CANT AFFORD TO TRIP ON NOTHING!! SATTTTTT DOWNNNNNN
Heeey Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
I never got to you ask you Fay, but
is going(s) on in that gravi, bew??? 
left eye is on the camera, right eye is checkin on the make-up guy. y u do that Fe?
I could HELP it…I noticed it right away!
I never got into this show.. I couldn’t get pass the Chris Rock of School bad acting.
Fayla you beautiful woman you
, love the hair…I can’t flat twist to save my life
I agree with everyone one the 2nd pic
…and that 2nd pic is yuck!
It’s all good to like and date yt men, but they need to LOOK like something…dayum!
TaBew u gawjus bish u!
that was my thugged out homo ninja steelo. his lower half..some ppl thought he was cici..he was twerkin them boots guhl
kahmmillion says:
Who is the fat, nasty, yt man
Her sugah daddy! I bet that yt man got some good credit.
His pockets must be realy fat, she may suffer from the EVE come-up,
mizzdallas says:
kahmmillion says:
Who is the fat, nasty, yt man
Her sugah daddy! I bet that yt man got some good credit.
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Laker says:
WHO IS THE WHITE DUDE?
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That’s her boyfriend Noah Tepperberg.
*really
Yall need to quit hating on the wonky eye. Its a talent to be able to look at two different things at the same time
Did anyone see the season finale of Welcome to sweetie pies?
I
big Tim.
Miss Robbie was on TJMS and said that she fired Charles again. She also said that Tina Turner use to come to work looking like she was hit by a Mack Truck. I bet she has some stories to tell.
Looks like she has a case of T-E-R eye syndrome…Tracy Ellis Ross
@ Laker she does look like the woman in the Mickie D’s commercial. She’s purtee though
thx Naija
that makes 2 of us! 
my cuz cornrowed for me. if i COULD conrow?!?!? hhmmph, couldnt tell me jack. i’m rocking mini-twists right now. i am in love u hear me? took forever to twist, but i hope 2 get 4 weeks out of the style. been 2 already & they still look fresh. ACV rinses r the truth!!! 
@Fayla-loving the hair
@ NaijaGal: LisaRaye is just trying to boost ratings by starting drama the way she did with Stacey Dash. But Stacey wasn’t having it.
These show is going further down hill, diamond need to sit her azz down somewhere. She know she need that check to keep her yt clothes clean, dem chinks dont play with they money..
@Sandra really?
HE MUST GOT LOTZ OF ZERO BEHIND HIM 
OR HE A SWEETIE PIE 
U SURE THO AUNTIE THATS HER BF? 
@iscream same here. You know Lisaraye shows up like her schit aint never stunk, yet she’s the same in every role, dialect doesn’t change, facial expressions never change. she approaches every role like she’s a bad bish. civil brand is the only movie I think she did a really good job in. other than that, she’s just being herself in all other roles.
the neverending line of guest actors from athletes to music artists was annoying. none of them could act. it was just more of oh, i know the producers, get me a part. and they did. respect ur audience. wait a minute, that died a long time ago. you can’t name one guest who brought anything to the show, so it’s a part a regular TRAINED actor could have gotten.
FeFe says:
It’s all good to like and date yt men, but they need to LOOK like something…dayum!
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Not if he’s got money.
i heard she was one of king latifahs jump-offs too
spill the tea sandy … i know you know what is up…..didn’t kimora almost beat her azz about uncle russ!!!! WHY do ALL of uncle russy’s chics resemble each other LOL
@ Fe – That is the first thing I saw was that dayum eye! Then I scroll down and immediately see your post! I fuggin’ fainted………….
<— me fainting!
@ Fay – DO YOU KNOW THAT’S MY FAV PIC OF YOU??? LOOK @ MY GAWJUS SIS!
@hershey im trying to remember what fukn candy the purrty eye bish was on? her eyes were a beutiful color..
and she had a full head of purtty bouncy curls too!! #random
@Fayla I keep reading about the ACV rinses, gonna get that in my life…working on getting a really good moisturizer though…twists will not stay regardless of what I use
thx Boot
i see Hershey gettin it crackin early
@ Bootcampgirl: According to his personal website, Noah Tepperberg is the co-owner & co-founder of popular New York City nightclubs Tao, Marquee & Avenue, and Las Vegas nightclubs Tao and LAVO. So there it is . . .
>>>-Fay-FeFe-Tatted-YSO-JMO-CHI-Laker-Vero-HIS(IknowYouReading)-405-Dougie-TY-Choco->
I’m taking a break from SandraRose© I’ll drop in from time to time to read what y’all are saying and laugh @ certain individuals ^^^ while lurking (maybe even comment just to let y’all know that I’m there) but overall I can’t take the negativity of this blog anymore. It’s cool to voice opinions and I do like to hear what other people have to say but this stuff is becoming a bit redundant and some of the personal attacks are insane. Regardless, I hope that y’all have a good rest of the year and I hope that 2012 brings you a whole lot of what y’all want!
Until next time fam,
And
in advance for YSO, Fayla, FeFe, and Vero for the gravis that I know y’all are going to put up in the future! 
Sandra Rose says:
FeFe says:
It’s all good to like and date yt men, but they need to LOOK like something…dayum!
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Not if he’s got money.
I used to not date YT guys in my “early” years because I had heard they had small peens .. until i met a YT guy in college that had more dick than TROJAN!!!!!!
@Laker I’m thinking Kit-Kat
Have you ever notice ‘ol Janet “Ms Jackson if ya Nasty” eye be poppin off like that?? Especially in Why Did I Get Married 2 when her and Gavin was going through!
@screw
dont leave why is errbody leaving me!! 
@Sandra Rose-I knew their was a good,
She’s investing quite wisely…
@Iscream
I saw it. I absolutely LOVE Miss Robbie. Charles needs to be fired. He has a sense of entitlement that makes me want to smack him.
Screeeeeeeeeeeeew
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But I feel you though!
I don’t believe the LisaRaye rumor about her being jealous
@iscream I
Welcome to Sweetie Pies that’s my show!
What’s wrong @Yall
lexdiamonz says:
i heard she was one of king latifahs jump-offs too
spill the tea sandy … i know you know what is up…..didn’t kimora almost beat her azz about uncle russ!!!! WHY do ALL of uncle russy’s chics resemble each other LOL
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Naija i promise u will love ACV rinses. 1/4 tsp per 8 oz cold water (i use almost freezing or iced water) it really makes ur curls pop! now as for moisturizer well may i suggest Whipfinity? u may have heard about it
#shamelessplug
Sandra Rose says:
@ Bootcampgirl: According to his personal website, Noah Tepperberg is the co-owner & co-founder of popular New York City nightclubs Tao, Marquee & Avenue, and Las Vegas nightclubs Tao and LAVO. So there it is . .
If Denise is playing her cards right she put some money to the side and get some property in her mama name and then go ahead have baby bye him.. do denise have a twitter? I wish I knew people like this, all my friends are a bunch of broke asses
*reason
@ Smurfette – What’s wrong bew bew!
<— my consoling you!
@naija it aws some kind of mint chocolate
dam!!
@everybody-anybody know of a good 10″ tablet, my pockets aren’t as fat as ‘ol boy up ^^^^ but I want to treat myself to an early christmas gift?
Fefe says:
It’s all good to like and date yt men, but they need to LOOK like something…dayum
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Honey, money only comes in one shade……GREEN. Yall did say she has a “lottery ball” eye, so there you go. That eye prolly so loose in her head all she see is brain matter. Almighty forgive me. LOL
Toyrianna Smith, 20-year old mother from Chicago (Illinois), was drinking vodka with friends at a home in Harvey (south of Chicago), last Wednesday when she beat and suffocated her 3-month baby Ken Blackman Jr. Reason – because he won’t stop crying. When the baby’s father arrived to pick the baby, she strapped the lifeless body of the baby into a BabyBjorn carrier and went shopping.
She and her kids spent the night in a guest room, but during the night the baby began to cry, prosecutors said in court. Smith allegedly told police she placed a blanket over the baby’s head, then struck him three or four times in the face until he was quiet.
Later that night he started crying again, and Smith told police she again put the blanket over the baby’s head, struck him three or times in the face, then pressed down on the child until his arms started jerking and he was quiet, Conklin said, citing court records.
The next morning, Smith dressed the dead baby, and when the boy’s father came to pick him up, she had the homeowner claim they’d already left. When asked why the baby was not moving, Smith said he was asleep, prosecutors alleged.
She placed the infant in the BabyBjorn and over the next several hours, Smith took the dead baby with her shopping to a couple of stores and then to a neighbor’s home in Harvey, according to prosecutors.
@iscream
I love Sweetie Pies. Charles
ass is my homie. So since yall watch it, can somebody give me the deets on Janae’s dress that she was rocking when she went to that bridal show. It was CRUTE! My friend was like “that dress looks like you.”….Now I have to have it in my life for 2012.
just for the record my above hurling at the 2nd pic wasnt bc he’s yt, it’s bc of the beaty & the beastesque nature of the foto
lexdiamonz says:
i heard she was one of king latifahs jump-offs too
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I wouldn’t doubt it. Latifah has been single for a while, and she is the show’s executive producer. So . . .
@CD- WTH?! A basket case. I tell some of these hoodboogers really need to be spayed.
looks aren’t everything
but whoever that is in mother jefferson’s gravi is fine as shty u hear me?!
@CHOCOLATE
SO THE BABY WAS ALIVE LIEK FUKN 4 TIMES AND THIS BISH KEPT BEATING HIM!! :mad 
SKIN THIS BISH ALIVE DIP HER IN HOT WATER WITH CLOROX AND BURN THE HO3!! UGH 
U THE MOTHER U SUPOSE TO PROTECT THE CHILD… 
THIS STORY JUST FUKED UP MY DAY!! HEARTLESS BISH!!
@CD that happened like last year didn’t it. Something about blood on the blanket and stuff. I remember hearing a similar story like that, if THAT isn’t the same one.
*pout* IONO (but I do)
“they” didnt even do nothing
@screw
NOOOOOOOOO! *grabs u by 3 hairs of that no-hawk*
@CD she need her uterus snatch from her, I can’t stand ratchet azz bishes
We all on it/him.
@ CD – WTF – I can’t take chit like this….
@Sandra on a lighter note since it’s close to christmas and all… would u consider giving us the sr familia the gift of HISMOMMY?
A GIRL CAN WISH RIGHT? 
<<LET OUR HEARTS GROW EVEN BIGGER!!!
CD I think this happened a while ago
I’m sick of these sad news involving kids 
@Pryn
It happened a couple of months ago but they are talking about it in Chicage because her trial is up. Why this hoe has a trial and just was not convicted due to her confession I dont know.
<—thinks Mother Jeff just drinks coffee on here to make us drool at those gravis! u have great taste tho bew
They were discussing it at my job this morning because someone knows her and was trying to defend her.
how can you even defend this bullchit.
Vero
CD
OTB
That is so sad. Mofos need to practice Birth Control. Stupid bishes having kids they dont want to take care of. Tramps wanna be babies mamas and ish and dont think about all that it entails. Roarrrrrrrrrrrr
@Fayla I haven’t heard of the whip…where can I get some…please share
Dumb question, but what is a BabyBjorn and how is it relevant to the case? Also, I’m sure her lawyers will try to use some diminshed capacity defense…
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
They were discussing it at my job this morning because someone knows her and was trying to defend her. how can you even defend this bullchit.
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if my OWN daughter did that chit i wouldnt defend her, FOH!! i recall that sad ass story & fluck that trick, bish knew wtf she was doing/did!
@yall and then there is woman out here who are good people and want kids but cant have any..
but the fact that the baby kept cryin and she just kept beating him… she wasnt drunk no more right? 
just sad
It’s stories like that that can make you agree with sterilization
Well my mother told me that romance minus finance = ignorance. She’s just being a smart mathematician and dating without being ignorant
Bootcamp it’s one of these baby holders you put him on the front or the back
Naija hmu @ liondashs06 @
pls & ty
ion think Sandy gone lemme post the link
@Boot, it’s a baby carrier..
Let me know when this chick gets it on with Lisa Raye in the show. That’ll be the only episode worth watching.
She fine too AND I see that I’m her type.
@fayla i likes that hair
too cute!!
Sup.
@MAN SO WHAT UR SAYING IS THAT UR A FAT WHITE BALDING MAN??
Hey Yso
They should do some sort of special on how to quiet a baby BESIDES killing them. Every few months someone gets frustrated and kills a crying baby.
Smh
Laker she is gonna pay dearly… Stupid bish and to those defending her Go find some business. Go pick up a book ignoramous’ (thats plural).
hey Man, long time no see
SCREWBALL WHEREVER YOU ARE I PUT A NEW GRAVI UP JUST FOR YOU
@YSO
MOOORNING MAMI…. SO I GOT LIL ALEX REPORT CARD YESTERDAY.. WHY MY LIL MAN GOT “OVER EXPECTATIONS” ON EVERYTHING 
HE GOT ALL 4 **THE HIGHEST SCORE ITS PRE-K SO HEY** I SOO PROUD OF HIM.. 
@Fayla I hit you up
I’m tired of people leaving because of the foolishness
@Man
IT SEEM AS IF PARENTS NOW A DAYS DONT KNOW HOW TO FUKN HANDLE CRYING… THEY GO BANANAS AND BEAT A CHILD.. 
IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!!
HERSHEY!!
LAKER!! :2dance:
That’s awesome about Alex! I could tell how smart he was the first time you put his pic up. Shole could.
@ CD….I read about that when it first happened. If she didn’t wanna be bothered with him, she should’ve just given him to his dad when he swung by to pick him up unless that poor baby was bruised. That broad deserves to be stoned, no justifying that at all.
Morning everyone!
Morning Dimpz
VERO!! :hugs: x 2012 <—See what I did there.
Who else leaving cause of foolishness? Sht…That's why I comes here as much as I do.
@ Yso that sup you posted made me think about Michael Ealy on Barbershop when he was leaning against the wall talking to Dinka, and them womens walked by saying “hi, rickyyyyy” and he took a drag on that cigarette and just said….sup….sesay beast he is.
@YSO I WAS ALL PROUD HE IS VERY HYPER AND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOIGN TO HAVE A HARD TIME IN SCHOOL.. BUT THE TEACHER EVEN CALLED ME AND TOLD ME “HE IS A VERY GOOD LISTENER AND HELPS OTHERS” I WAS FUKN BLUSHING SO PROUD!! HE IS GOING TO TRIP WHEN HE SEE HIS NEW DS
HOWS UR FAM MAMA?
Man, its called walk out the fukcing room and gather yourself, gain your composure, then take your ass back and care for your baby.
Shatt, I know how it feels to be at your wits end, and thats why you remove yourself from the situation. Many times I wanted to toss mine out the window DJM
Geez Louise it’s a baby
Both of my babies were criers. One had acid reflux the other colic. NEVER did I think to shake them. What’s that home do besides make them cry more?
@LAKER
Ol girl just don’t care about unimportant chit like “physical appearance” and “gender.” She likes what’s “inside” someone and chit.
That’s my type of girl.
@WIFIE HEY MAMI
GOOD MORNING 
Yso: Screwball is leaving
)
(thank you for the 2012
These youngins got sht fcked up.
What happened to blowing smoke in the baby’s soft spot or slipping them a little NyQuil to calm them down. Not that those things were ever done to me or anyone I know personally.
#EyesIsWatching
Who’s leaving? I’m tired of buying Ripple and pouring it out for the homies and fallen Soulja’s.
but seriously, is someone getting 
I would gladly rock a orange jumpsuit if ANYBODY fukks with my babies so the thought that a mother could hurt her own child makes me want to
that bytch.
MzDimp
@ LoveZoe…..I had one of those Colic Kids! Every single night @ 10pm it would kick in full blast. Me, my daddy and my GMa just took turns passing her around and trying to burp her.
Morning Lakes!
Hey Naija!
@YALL
For what it’s worth, I don’t think these people intend to kill their own children. They just aren’t prepared a lot of the time.
SMH.
Hey Yso & Dimpz
Tatted, what pic do ya have up?
(Im phone posting and cant see)
YSoSerious says:
These youngins got sht fcked up.
What happened to blowing smoke in the baby’s soft spot or slipping them a little NyQuil to calm them down. Not that those things were ever done to me or anyone I know personally.
#EyesIsWatching
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MY ALEX WAS A
ME AND MY MADRE TOOK TURNS ON LAYING HIS AZZ TO SLEEP.. HAIL I COUPLE OF TIMES I HIT MY WALL AND STARTED CRYING WITH HIS AZZ WAITHING ON MY MADRE TO COME HOME 
BUT NEVER DID I WANT TO BEAT HIM OR SHAKE HIM 
WE JUST CRIIIIED TOOOOGETHEEER!! 
#iwas19dontjudgeme!
Hershey looking nice in your gravi
Lovezoe, I was lucky my son was very calm. would wake up only for breastfeeding. he ended up sleeping in my bed so it was easier for me and his dad. But i just don’t get how people calm their nerves abusing kids.
If you decide to have a child, you should know it comes with tears, cries, and everything else.
makes me sick !
@HERSHEY
You can have Mr. Ealy. He does nothing for me.
@LAKER
Mine are good. The 9 year old is trying to fight me about the new allowance rules and the just turned 5 year old is trying to fight me about every damn thing but that’s nothing new.
Morning Vero! :wave:
<won't be dealing with my kids til they 5 yes old
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
MY ALEX WAS A ME AND MY MADRE TOOK TURNS ON LAYING HIS AZZ TO SLEEP.. HAIL I COUPLE OF TIMES I HIT MY WALL AND STARTED CRYING WITH HIS AZZ WAITHING ON MY MADRE TO COME HOME BUT NEVER DID I WANT TO BEAT HIM OR SHAKE HIM WE JUST CRIIIIED TOOOOGETHEEER!! #iwas19dontjudgeme!
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Laker yo azz got me ova here in fukkin tears with this chit
I am reading Sister Souljas Midnight Book & am about 1/4 through it. Insightful!
@Man, I know you’re a reader, have you read The New Jim Crow. This would be a great gift for a young man.
Yso, My son has decided he wants to be strong and muscular, just like Hulk. he been jogging inside the house, riding his bike for hours, doing sit ups, push ups and anything else
(he just turned 4)
DIMPZ!! :hugs:
I’m going to try to be nice-ish today. I really am.
YALL!!
Lisa Raye is a classic narcissist. If anyone gets more attention than her, she will make them leave. This girl probably doesn’t have an attention grabbing personality, so she’s in. She couldn’t take being seen as Stacey Dash’ sidekick
We coslept too, will with the new one. Hubby helped, but if he was working I took a breather. Babies cry. You may find the “perfect” baby, but most cry. Get used to it.
If you are prepared to bust that puzzay open and take some dick then yo azz can handle a CRYING baby punk bytch.
@CHOCOLATE
HEY I WAS YOUNG AND MY PATIENCE WAS SHORT SO WHEN I HIT THAT WALL I WOULD SIT IN THE DAM DARK ROCKING BACK AND FORTH WITH HIM 
AND ME DOING BACK UP 
SHYT MY MAMA GOT HOME A COUPLE OF TIMES AND PUT BOFF THE BABY AND ME TO BED… AWW I LOVE MY MADRE 
I’ll ignore Man from now one
@ YSO….. I’m nice-ish everyday!
I so proud of you.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
<won't be dealing with my kids til they 5 yes old
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lol
Moanin' er' body :wave:
can we get a new :post: ? please and thank you!
lovezoe says:
Babies cry. You may find the “perfect” baby, but most cry. Get used to it.
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@ Vero thank you, I have on my mom’s Dangerously in Love DVD hair…but umm or umm, who or what is your gravi hun?
@MAN
I ain’t one to
but OHoney said she missed you yesterday. You ain’t hear that from me though. 
#BeingNice-ish
What’s up KY?
:lol:@Ky’s gravi
Dimpz
ty Lakey lakes
JMO
YSooo
*scrolls up to read*
vero says:
Yso, My son has decided he wants to be strong and muscular, just like Hulk. he been jogging inside the house, riding his bike for hours, doing sit ups, push ups and anything else
(he just turned 4)
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Zoe B
whoever makes Lisa’s star a lil dimmer, has gots to go, she’s not having that chit
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@CHOCOLATE
HEY I WAS YOUNG AND MY PATIENCE WAS SHORT SO WHEN I HIT THAT WALL I WOULD SIT IN THE DAM DARK ROCKING BACK AND FORTH WITH HIM 
AND ME DOING BACK UP 
SHYT MY MAMA GOT HOME A COUPLE OF TIMES AND PUT BOFF THE BABY AND ME TO BED… AWW I LOVE MY MADRE 
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Hershey, it’s me, at new years eve party in 1995. I put it up to salute Screwball who has decided to leave (lurk)
vero says:
Yso, My son has decided he wants to be strong and muscular, just like Hulk. he been jogging inside the house, riding his bike for hours, doing sit ups, push ups and anything else (he just turned 4)
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That’s so cute. My boo boo will be 3 Saturday and I swear that child thank he superman. Jumping off of every damn thang. Everyday I tell him look here shorty mommy is not going to be running out this house screaming taking you to the hospital. You hurt yourself and I’m going to rub you down with some Vicks and call it a day. #oldschool
Laker, you did right and beat Your Own head. Such a disconnect in folks minds to believe that being heavy handed with a baby is gonna make the baby quiet.
Going back to my original thought-them bishes shouldnt have had them
FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! How you be? Loving the hair!
@DIMPZ
SHE WOULD TELL ME TO GO DRINK A CUP OF HOT TEA AND CALM DOWN ITS JUST A BABY 
BUT HE WAS A SCREAMER THEN MY MADRE WOULD PICK HIM UP AND 
NO FUKN NOOISE!! 
@Roc @daisy @prynsexx
Why did I tear up when he did the red ribbon cutting for Miss Robbie. I keep looking at her make it happen at 72 and get so inspired. Age really is nothing but a number.
I’m not sure about Janea’s dress. But did you see how fat lil TJ got in the upcoming season.
I loved the heart and heart Tim had with Charles. (He’s a spoiled brat and needs some tough love)
On the topic of that lady that killed the baby. It’s simple… Just kill the bytch.
I can’t tell you how many times I have begged one of my newborns to stop crying. I was even delusional enough to ask them to just tell me what was wrong, so I could fix it. And they were newborns.
But I was never delusional enough to say this is enough, you gotta go.
If it was that bad, leave the baby with the friend and tell her to let the daddy know she couldn’t take it and balled out.
Kill all the noise about this chick being crazy or whatever. Sometimes all it takes is a teaspoon of common sense. Sadly common sense ain’t all that common.
I was lucky. I got my youngest when he was already 5 mos so I didn’t have to go through all that newborn-never-sleeping-always-crying mess.
#TeamAdoption
This Vasi woman looks like she’s related to Terrance Howard
@ Lakes….Mama had experience.
It’s odd but some ppl just have a knack with babies.
Yall still crazy says:
I am reading Sister Souljas Midnight Book & am about 1/4 through it. Insightful!
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FAYLA!! :hugs:
@chocolate are u related to my madre?
she would put vapo rub on anything scrape mosquito bight broken arms bump on head and tell u to go lay down and let the shyt work 
Hmmmmm.
Wondering what’s the big deal that the man she’s kissing being white?
A lot of single black women are out here waiting for a black king. Well is it wrong that when they stop waiting and start to taste the rainbow?
Moanin’
Hershey
Vero
Man
JMO
Fayla
Dimpz
Lakes
YSO
Mizdallas
CD
Zoe
Lovezoe
Happy Hump Day
CD he’s also in the superman stage (has everything superman, even his birthday decoration, candle, cups, napkins… ) but since his cousin told him The hulk is stronger than Superman, he has decided to exercise.
he really sweats, and then makes you touch his biceps and stomach… ‘Mom, and now, is it hard’?
@WIFIE
SOMETIMES ALL IT TOOK WAS FOR HIM TO HEAR HER VOICE AND HE SHUT UP… I GUESS THEY ALWAYS HAD THAT BOND EVEN TILL NOW… THEY ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS THANKFUL FOR AND HE WROTE “MY TITA I LOVE HER” 
IT WAS SOO CUTE!
Babies love me for some reason and I love them back. It’s when they get school age that I don’t really like them anymore.
Long Time Lurker says:
I think we’ve ALL been there…..
I was even delusional enough to ask them to just tell me what was wrong, so I could fix it. And they were newborns.
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Honestly, I was very lucky, the Colic Kid got over it after she hit 4mos, just as my JoJo predicted and the other one never cried. I mean he would literally wake up and just look at me or towards the TV or whatever was going on. I took him to work one day, he went to sleep, I put him in his carrier when he woke up, he saw me grinned and just played with his fingers. My coworker would constantly mention it because she said she never saw anything like it.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
If you are prepared to bust that puzzay open and take some dick then yo azz can handle a CRYING baby punk bytch.
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YALL :2dance:
@iscream
YES He got SOOOOOO FAT. He looked like a totally different baby. I wonder how long he was there to get THAT big. LOL
@Yall and Pryn
I was just talking about my book being on sale in the previous post.
Its called I gotta make it to Heaven for going Thru Hell. You can read the comments on amazon as well as the first few pages.
Hope you get a chance to check it out.
Morning choco !
YSoSerious says:
Babies love me for some reason and I love them back. It’s when they get school age that I don’t really like them anymore.
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Yeah. I look at my thirteen yr old and think “why didn’t I just eat you when I had the chance”
@Laker
or either she would say go lay yo butt down like that was going to cure some chit. 
That’s what my mom used for everythang. Mom I think I broke my ankle, foot, fanga any damn thang and she would say go get the Vicks
KY!!
That Gravi…
Choco
Prynn
Iscream
Yso, My son has decided he wants to be strong and muscular, just like Hulk. he been jogging inside the house, riding his bike for hours, doing sit ups, push ups and anything else (he just turned 4)
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Morning Ky! :wave:
@ LTL….I think I resorted to bribery with the Colic Kid a few times.
KyCakes say:
Even though I can 
dem muthafuggin teenagers is a hot mess.
Yeah. I look at my thirteen yr old and think “why didn’t I just eat you when I had the chance”
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@CHOCOLATE IT RUNS IN MY FAMILY MY TITA *GRANNY* PUTS IT ALL IN HER NOSE INSIDE SO SHE CAN BREAFF AND WILL EAT A LIL OF IT FOR A SORE THROAK
YSo….ain’t that ish funny…And how ironic talking about kids
@CD : I do the ‘go lay down’ too
@CHOCO :2dance: WHATS POPN?
Morning KY!!!
Ion wanna talk about teenagers.
The Colic Kid is 16 now and it STILL feels like she has Colic. All she does is Bytch and cry some days. 
>>>-Fay-FeFe-Tatted-YSO-JMO-CHI-Laker-Vero-HIS(IknowYouReading)-405-Dougie-TY-Choco->
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KyCakes says:
Choco
Prynn
Iscream
HisChi_________________________________________________________________
@Lakes
#RAININGOUT 
Im hungry and I don’t feel like running out so that means Im paying for dumb azz deliver today oye vey
<—— #team scared to have another kid
My child was PERFECT! Slept through the night, didn't talk back, went to sleep and woke up on time, didn't get sick………..THEN SHE BECAME A TODDLER AND NOW A 16 y/o HEATHEN that makes exceptional grades, has a good job, plays classical piano AND is a 1st chair celloist (sp), ain't in the streets, on drugs, pregnant or in and out of juvie. I can't complain. LOL
We shall call her #PovertyPrincess – LOL
@WIFIE AWWW SHE GOING BACK TO HER COLIC DAYS
SHE OLD ENOUGH TO GET AN AZZ 
NOW THO… 
#silverlining
Hey Errbody
Choco why are you
? how’s your mama? your uncle? 
a little
My ex’s ex (his daughter’s mom) tried to kill herself last thursday…. because her 13 y-o daughter can’t stand her.
@KY
Yes, very ironic.
As far as eating my own young, them little niglets would probably give me indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea just out of spite.
Prynn, I am on about chapter 4 and the way that he is talking about the differences between the American teens and how his Father taught him….
Something that really jumped out to me was something about having 3 names (his name-dads name and granddads name)and stating if you didnt have these people in your life actually raising you-then you were lost already.
I know that its about to get grimy becuase its the prequel to CW but in the beginning of the book a few things jumped out! I like it thus far.
I am phone posting, so excuse any errors
KyCakes says:
YSoSerious says:
Babies love me for some reason and I love them back. It’s when they get school age that I don’t really like them anymore.
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Yeah. I look at my thirteen yr old and think “why didn’t I just eat you when I had the chance”
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Hey choco
prynsexxx says:
@KyCakes gravi.
<—— #team scared to have another kid
My child was PERFECT! Slept through the night, didn't talk back, went to sleep and woke up on time, didn't get sick………..THEN SHE BECAME A TODDLER AND NOW A 16 y/o HEATHEN that makes exceptional grades, has a good job, plays classical piano AND is a 1st chair celloist (sp), ain't in the streets, on drugs, pregnant or in and out of juvie. I can't complain. LOL
We shall call her #PovertyPrincess – LOL
falls out my chair!!
Ky
I’m sooo mad atcho gravi!
thx Dimpz & JMO
I
babies, & i’m with YSo, it’s when they get to walking & talking back when we run into probs 
@iscream i said earlier my issue was not bc he’s yt, chit just looks gross bc he looks beastly IMO
sistahs betta get out there & keep options open, the bruhs sure aint holding their breath for us
My ex’s ex (his daughter’s mom) tried to kill herself last thursday…. because her 13 y-o daughter can’t stand her.
I think there is more to that and I was crying cuz Screwball has left our flock as well 
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@ Lakes….Taking her phone or laptop works far better than laying hands on that one.
prynsexxx says:
<—— #team scared to have another kid
My child was PERFECT! Slept through the night, didn't talk back, went to sleep and woke up on time, didn't get sick………..THEN SHE BECAME A TODDLER AND NOW A 16 y/o HEATHEN that makes exceptional grades, has a good job, plays classical piano AND is a 1st chair celloist (sp), ain't in the streets, on drugs, pregnant or in and out of juvie. I can't complain. LOL
We shall call her #PovertyPrincess – LOL
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MzDimplez1123 says:
Morning Ky!
@ LTL….I think I resorted to bribery with the Colic Kid a few times.
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It used to piss me off that when everything my wife and I would try didn’t work, my mom would put would simply pick them up and lay them across her big ol’ breastesses and they would pass the hell out.
@Vero
Was it that serious for her to try and take her own life.
JMO says:
KyCakes says:
Choco
Prynn
Iscream
His
Chi
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we need a ‘pour out a lil liquor’ icon for the homies not here
My child was PERFECT! Slept through the night, didn’t talk back, went to sleep and woke up on time, didn’t get sick………..THEN SHE BECAME A TODDLER AND NOW A 16 y/o HEATHEN that makes exceptional grades, has a good job, plays classical piano AND is a 1st chair celloist (sp), ain’t in the streets, on drugs, pregnant or in and out of juvie. I can’t complain. LOL
We shall call her #PovertyPrincess – LOL
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dem muthafuggin teenagers is a hot mess.
Dimpz says:
The Colic Kid is 16 now and it STILL feels like she has Colic. All she does is Bytch and cry some days.
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:CO MUTHAFUKKIN SIGN:
I seriously considered me and my BOO takin a break b/c of HER chit fits she keeps having.
I don’t want to talk about teens either. Let me enjoy the few years I have left of purgatory before I’m pushed head first in to hell.
Morning Choco!
she alright looking not all that far as the show stacy was cutier.
@WIFIE I AGREE… WISH THAT SHYT WORK WITH MY BROTHER..
HOW IS JAY DOING?
Long Time Lurker says:
It used to piss me off that when everything my wife and I would try didn’t work, my mom would put would simply pick them up and lay them across her big ol’ breastesses and they would pass the hell out.
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iscream says:
@Yall and Pryn
I was just talking about my book being on sale in the previous post.
Its called I gotta make it to Heaven for going Thru Hell. You can read the comments on amazon as well as the first few pages.
Hope you get a chance to check it out.
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my mom would put would simply pick them up and lay them across her big ol’ breastesses and they would pass the hell out.
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Momz knows best I did the same with my young
DIMPZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :2dance:
@ LTL….Boobs work wonders with babies!
@ Prynn We should start a support group.
ALRIGHT YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE I TRY TO COME AND FUKZ WITH YALL LATERZ GOT TO GET THIS TRAVAJO DONE…
@Dimpz
I try my best now to take personal things they love versus throwing dem hands on them. Even though its gets hard.
I tell my 14 and 15 year old keep threatening me with a good time and I’m going to drop both of yall azzes where yall stand and when you come to I’m tell you eat yo dinner and take ya azz to bed.
Thank you iscream. I love reading.
Choco aka Hippie says:
My ex’s ex (his daughter’s mom) tried to kill herself last thursday…. because her 13 y-o daughter can’t stand her.
I think there is more to that and I was crying cuz Screwball has left our flock as well 
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What happened to Screwball??
@ Lakes…..The evil genius is fine. I think he finally finished passing out his christmas lists.
Heeeeyyy my SR babes :hugs &
I just want to let alla yous know that I hate each and err one of yous who was commenting in the BB Wives post
Gimme some (ladylike voice)
Will someone tell me why Screwball has left us? I’m confrussed.
@VETERAN MOMMIES
Are teen boys as emotionally unstable as teen girls?
(really hopes the answer is no)
Vero says:
tried to kill herself last thursday…. because her 13 y-o daughter can’t stand her.
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SEE what them lil stankin ass guhls be drivin folks to. Me and my daughter having IT OUT at the moment…why…b/c SHE is menstrual! I took my “happy pills” aka Evening Primrose. She won’t.
@Yall – so you reading Gangsta Love Story. Like I’ve stated before,
DON’T LOOK FOR IT TO REVERT BACK TO CW, READ IT FOR WHAT IT IS! I’m quite sure you will enjoy it just the same.
#helpful
Good morning
Ya’ll
Dimpz
Fayla
Choco
CD
IHeart
JMO
LAKES
I
LTL 
yeah i’d be scared too, i mean can lightening strike twice
u r blessed!
#freeHIS
Choco (as I George Jefferson walk by)
this is cray cuz I was thinking where’s Yall when I was dishing out hellos
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Screwball left becuz the vibe was negative the comment is in here
@ CD….I was talking to mine one day and she rolled her eyes at me, I won’t go into detail of what happened next but, I haven’t had anymore problems with that. She’ll go “Deer in headlights” before she remotely lets her eyes “swirl” now.
OHONEY!!
I told Man that you missededed him.
<—Really me running for cover.
Heeeyyy Ohoney
Morning Honey!
To all that asked Screwball says she won’t be around as much because she doesn’t like the negativity.
Morning IHeart.
@Yso
@VETERAN MOMMIES
Are teen boys as emotionally unstable as teen girls?
(really hopes the answer is no)
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My son is 15 and acts like he has been a lifelong schizophrenic patient. One minute he swagged out and all da bytches luv him and the next minute he’s walking around the house acting like somebody pissed in his cheerios.
@Fayla, Yo hurr shole is purty guhl :hugs:
You 2 Fayla with your pretty self.
I was just telling my friends the other day and I’ll tell you all… Kudos to all of you raising your children, especially to those of you that are single moms!
I’m 27 and I can’t imagine having kids yet because I see all the struggles my friends go through. My mom was just asking me what exactly do I do and saying it must be nice 
because at my age, she was married with 2 kids and her and my dad were working at jobs with horrible pay… With all the crazy stories going on with women and their children, I love hearing how you guys discuss your kids 
Choco, she has issues (debt, back luck in relationships, bad relationship with her own mom). but she ‘fought’ with her daughter like 2 weeks ago. the kid said she wants to stay with her dad. the mom took it hard.
last thursday she sent a text to the dad and said ‘please take care of her blah blah …).
he being a little scared of death, blood and hospitals, sent his sister and they found her uncounscious.
apparently it was really close. they found her right on time.
I know you did YSO
LIES!!!
@ Yso my two teen son’s are like night and day, my 18 year old is an upcoming panty collector, basketball player, girl player, I could go on. However, my 16 year old son is on the track team, outgoing, but VERY sensitive. Drives me nuts. His skin isn’t as tough as my other son.
@ Choco let me scroll back up n see
@iscream – I’ll go check it out.
@Yso – NO or IDK b/c I don’t have a boy…..but wish I did (sometimes). DJM
@Hershey – read comment #55
@Iheart – I didn’t TERCH that post. I don’t even want to know what went down in there.
@Dimpz – my daughter is in boarding school. REAL TALK #shestilltormentsmefromafar <—— ain't THAT something…..LOL
Mine acts like that NOW and he’s only 9. Damn, damn, DAMN!
<===== To lazy to scroll back thru to see what we talmbout so would somebody please give me a quick recap
OHonaaaay
sup doe? 
Hershey screw said it was too negative round these parts & was gonna lurk for a while..the comment is up top ^^^
#noban
YALL
FAYLA YSO PRYN
at repeat shouts outs :hugs: OMG Did I forget VERO ah hell naw 
MzDimplez1123 says:
Morning Honey!
To all that asked Screwball says she won’t be around as much because she doesn’t like the negativity.
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Ahhh ok thanks… I’ve actually visited other blogs and its rather mild in here compared to those… except on a friday
Prynn, yeah I remember you stating that before. I shouldve bought the “double book” with both stories
I scared somebody sensless for swirling his lil eyes at me #exorciststyle
#teamiaintheone
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
KyCakes say:
My one year old is the only sane one but I am waiting on her to jump ship *pops another birth control pill*
Yeah. I look at my thirteen yr old and think “why didn’t I just eat you when I had the chance”
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Even though I can dem muthafuggin teenagers is a hot mess.
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U are not lying. I have twin teenage girls and they are crazy az hell. My son
Choco, you better not
@ Prynn…..I used to threaten mine with military school daily! Onliest reason she didn’t go is, I don’t really trust my kids with strangers.
@Prynn, I had already been posting in there before I left and just went back to finish reading and
I shouldn’t have done that.
But @Vero, your hair???? …
LMAO!
@Fay Fay,
did she hop out?
what yall tombout?
Choco, she has issues (debt, back luck in relationships, bad relationship with her own mom). but she ‘fought’ with her daughter like 2 weeks ago. the kid said she wants to stay with her dad. the mom took it hard.
she gets closer to GOD before she gives up
last thursday she sent a text to the dad and said ‘please take care of her blah blah …).
he being a little scared of death, blood and hospitals, sent his sister and they found her uncounscious.
apparently it was really close. they found her right on time
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Thats really sad my heart goes out to her I
@OHONEY
I only speaks the truth.
@HERSHEY
I can’t even imagine mine at those ages. You think it’s too late to burn the adoption papers and give them back now?
OTB, what??? you don’t like?
Thanks Fayla and Prynn I feel her tho
vero says:
Choco, she has issues (debt, back luck in relationships, bad relationship with her own mom). but she ‘fought’ with her daughter like 2 weeks ago. the kid said she wants to stay with her dad. the mom took it hard.
last thursday she sent a text to the dad and said ‘please take care of her blah blah …).
he being a little scared of death, blood and hospitals, sent his sister and they found her uncounscious.
apparently it was really close. they found her right on time.
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I WISH I WOULD!
I been on this earth longer then she has, I’d let her know what she was missing. LOL
vero says:
@Point. AGAIN, i actually went and check for the new post !!!
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I did to Vero
YallC how you sexy ma?
@Iscream…I loved the way Tim took the time out with him. He’s still young and really needs someone to “hold his hand” just a little.
Sorry for the delay. I am off today, it’s raining, I took a little nap.
Choco, she gets closer to negative friends ! I used to hate that girl. really hate her. but now, she just makes me sad
@JMO
You’re welcome. But I hate you now so :hugs: and
i thought she was replacing stacey character not added as a whole different character. so they just gonna leave out the details of the season finale when she got proposed to twice?
Fabulous Fay I spoke to you somewhere today.
But heres a big ole
(granny type where I shake you from side to side)
#itmayhavebeeninanotherpostbutididdoit
Yso, that’s yo child hunty! At age 9, my 18 year old was very emotional over the smallest things. My daughter and youngest son could look at him wrong and he was in my face snot running and tears a’pourin’ had me thankin’ I need to punch him and yell SAY IT WITH YO CHEST LIL NI%^A!
It’s just a phase, give a while he’ll grow out of it. Who my boys were at age 9 is NOT who they are now…THANK YOU GEESUS!!!!
Fay how you doing lovely thang you?
CD i swear. My ex is too soft with his daughter. during the weekend i had to talk to her. even if the mom isn’t right sometimes, the kid just disrespects her in front of people, has a nasty attitude with the grand parents.
he was like ‘did she talk back to you’ (she stays a lot at my house with my son). i told him, i wish she would ! but she’s not crazy !
@Vero you like it, I love it.
#fierce
You so funny Hershey SMH
@Vero,
that damn gravi ma’am 
O, vero that’s you?
What was goin on that day?
OTB!!
Hershey says:
My daughter and youngest son could look at him wrong and he was in my face snot running and tears a’pourin’ had me thankin’ I need to punch him and yell SAY IT WITH YO CHEST LIL NI%^A!
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I used to have to tell my Son to ‘Man Up’, too……
CD i swear. My ex is too soft with his daughter. during the weekend i had to talk to her. even if the mom isn’t right sometimes, the kid just disrespects her in front of people, has a nasty attitude with the grand parents.
he was like ‘did she talk back to you’ (she stays a lot at my house with my son). i told him, i wish she would ! but she’s not crazy !
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Does his daughter feel any remorse about her mom trying to off herself
*flicks OTB’s pig/pugg nose* Sup guhl
@ Hershey…. My 10yr old is sensitive like that BUT, he will sometimes flip to A-Hole mode and have you like
@ Vero… I feel sorry for girly you mentioned and hope her daughter doesnt take that as a sign of weakness.
Honey, don’t try to be funny before you get B****
Yeah that’s me
Choco, they didn’t tell her. (this family is good at keeping secrets)
@iscream the books sounds great, i’m sold!
OTB whatchutamboutwillis?
OTB
I need to punch him and yell SAY IT WITH YO CHEST LIL NI%^A!
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Choco, they didn’t tell her. (this family is good at keeping secrets)
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Oh my
I see y’all already fukking round!
YSO
I wish we had a Scrabble Board. I feel like #winning and making you cut 2 of your locs for the ash pit.
i
!! 
*wipes the powder of your fingers* Im a lil oily today. 
Dimpz, they just told her her mom is a little depressed, and down….
so she stayed with them (my son’s grand parents) over the weekend.
she kept rolling her eyes, talking back and asking ‘why is she still here? i came here because i don’t want to see her’
she’s gonna be with me this weekend, i’ll talk to her. not about what happened but about her attitude
@Vero
The mom and the daughter need prayer and counseling together. Unfortunately if you dont put your foot down with these children at a young age you are opening the door to a fukkin disaster.
Damn ya’ll scaring me with the “teenager” stories…
Whats up everybody
What we talking bout…
When First Lady Michelle Obama tried to get our kids to eat healthy and reduce the amount of sodium and sugary drinks they consume, she didn’t say beat up your kids. We didn’t get that memo. But, Memphis mom Nicole Wright apparently did. The 36-year-old is facing child abuse charges after she kicked her son in the face repeatedly because he was drinking a Gatorade. True story. According to police, Nicole was at her son’s sports practice (it wasn’t revealed what sport the boy played) yesterday and spotted the boy with a Gatorade. She immediately asked who gave it him, and the the boy told her that a coach gave him the sports drink. However, when she asked the coach, he denied giving the boy the Gatorade. The all hell broke loose. Nicole flew into a rage and punched the boy in the face, threw him to the ground and repeatedly kicked him in the head and neck. The was taken to a local hospital and treated for bruises and Nicole was carted off to jail, where she remains on $1,000 bond.
jacked from wendyista
This bish only has a 1,000 dollar bond
I’m doing well Knowledge, its cold here.
@Kita-beeta do-reeta!
hey sis!
@Ky, yo’ baby pissy.
XOXO *muah*
CD thats what I told my ex when we spoke about it. he’s like the mom needs help. he won’t understand that his daughter does too ! but i will insist. I HATE bad ass kids !
she’s gonna be with me this weekend, i’ll talk to her. not about what happened but about her attitude
She sounds as if she needs an intervention
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:hugs: EGO
@Choco,
all over some gatorade 
Vero…..whaaaaaat? I’m not trying to be funny. I’m serious
Meanwhile, I need a manicure
*looks at colorless nails*
WTF @CHoco ! she kicked him IN THE FACE?????
IGO –
Still love me?
Choco – Thas riDICKulous…..$1k bond? They need to hit her with Attemp. Murder….
U are not lying. I have twin teenage girls and they are crazy az hell. My son My one year old is the only sane one but I am waiting on her to jump ship *pops another birth control pill*
double the trouble eh? 
<—smh it gone be aiight tho 
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i sawwy YALL
u know a bish burfday comin up #gettinold 
finna go try TCB yall be good n chit
@Man… SAID:
She fine too AND I see that I’m her type.
Ahhhh Dawg, SHE “Supposedly” prefers YT Dudes w/ Phat-n-Deep pockets and Wealthy GAY Dudes (Russell Simmons)… Soooooo Which ONE (Type) ARE YOU ?!!?
@Igo aka Cheif, Sup
Yo azz had me dying with that dayum cha cha slide yesterday sir 
Im effn hungry
Honey: I know you’re jealous too
it’s alright though. I know too much beauty is too much to handle
@OTB
That’s cute that you think you can beat moi at Scrabble.
(breaks out the board and tiles and points to DIMPZ’s t-shirt)
When First Lady Michelle Obama tried to get our kids to eat healthy and reduce the amount of sodium and sugary drinks they consume, she didn’t say beat up your kids. We didn’t get that memo. But, Memphis mom Nicole Wright apparently did. The 36-year-old is facing child abuse charges after she kicked her son in the face repeatedly because he was drinking a Gatorade. True story. According to police, Nicole was at her son’s sports practice (it wasn’t revealed what sport the boy played) yesterday and spotted the boy with a Gatorade. She immediately asked who gave it him, and the the boy told her that a coach gave him the sports drink. However, when she asked the coach, he denied giving the boy the Gatorade. The all hell broke loose. Nicole flew into a rage and punched the boy in the face, threw him to the ground and repeatedly kicked him in the head and neck. The was taken to a local hospital and treated for bruises and Nicole was carted off to jail, where she remains on $1,000 bond.
jacked from wendyista
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@ MzDimplez trust me I know, damn near feels like there’s no middle ground. Had me thankin’ I needed to take him on Dr. Phil cause I had ran this down in a ditch somehow
Ky I told him if he cried one mo’ gin I was going to give him sumthin to cry about, he would still be crying trying to explain that Dorian, my oldest son was staring at him
OutsidetheBox says:
XOXO *muah*
@Ky, yo’ baby pissy.
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Ain’t she, tho?
Oh @Roc dont worry my teen is just sulky and lazy, typical teen stuff, but nothing further. She wore open-toed sandals even though I told her it would rain. She wore a hoody…even though its 80degrees. You know, typical, they stop hearing between 13 and 17 teen chit.
@Choco
This bish only has a 1,000 dollar bond
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I hate Gatorade too, but damn.
Hershey says:
Kids…..SMH
Ky I told him if he cried one mo’ gin I was going to give him sumthin to cry about, he would still be crying trying to explain that Dorian, my oldest son was staring at him
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Morning Ms. Jackson! :wave:
Yeah and the bish looks like a effn loon! Her face immediately made me dislike her!
vero says:
please 
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No you didn’t with that gravi…
Alright folks, it’s lunch time !
see you later
Vero I’mma let you have this one hun, maybe the site hasn’t uploaded the gravi you talkin about. Gravatar takes a while sometimes.
at the end of the day, a girl gotta eat
YSoSerious says:
@OTB
That’s cute that you think you can beat moi at Scrabble.
(breaks out the board and tiles and points to DIMPZ’s t-shirt)
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Yall ain’t got SH!T on Scrabble SLAM
*snatches Dimpz shirt off and scribbles “WHO WANT IT?” on the back with a hot pink Sharpie.
Heeeyyyy Hershay :hugs: Did April share her Krispy Kremes with you today??
@PRYN
That’s what I’m saying.
<—Minute Maid 100% orange juice.
@vero –
enjoy your lunch….
@Vero, Guhl stop
@ OTB…What’s with teen girls and clothes?! We were going out one day, 40 degrees, I told her, it’s gonna be cold so, make sure you wear enough clothes. She had it in her mind that she was gonna wear this ruffly skirt and a bandeau (SP) top. This heffa ended up wearing:
Ballet slippers
tights
skirt
bandeau top
camisole
cropped hoodie
a big ass wide belt
a vest and coat
I just looked at her, i’m like soooooooooooooooooo, I guess that was easier than jeans and a tee huh?
iheart405 says:
Heeeyyyy Hershay :hugs: Did April share her Krispy Kremes with you today??
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Oh ish…I forgot about the female with the ‘PART-y in her weave’
Spill the tea, Hershey…
@Yso
I don’t drink Orange Juice either……
*hits you like the Gatorade wench
Thanks OTB. I only have one. He just turned 2 but I know what I have to look forward to.
At least he’s perfect now.
Hey Choco… whats going on
@KY
Yeah I still love you… especially since you didnt send the booty call text last night.
*blows dust offa Scrabble Offc. Dictionary*
Not that Lakes chit you done double bootlegged out.
@ Prynn….But the back of my shirt already says: BOOTS TO ASSES!!!
iheart405 says:
@Igo aka Cheif, Sup Yo azz had me dying with that dayum cha cha slide yesterday sir
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Whats up
Thats how they sound to me… everytime they argue.
What up YSO?
Hey Now KYCAKES!
@Fayla – I like the way your hairrr is whipped…
*covets one of them shirts Prynn gots*
Choco
I’m gonna go with she beat him for lying…excessive though
@PRYN
What YOU know about some Scrabble Slam?
<—Tramsformed Dimpz's shirt into nunchuks.
@ Honey…..Then her nutty ass never even took her coat off!
@Dimpz
Well “WHO WANT IT” is at the bottom. LOL
So yall mean to tell me a kid got the beat down cause he was drinking Gatorade… I hope his mom didnt do the Jordan fist pump after she beat him up.
Ballet slippers
tights
skirt
bandeau top
camisole
cropped hoodie
a big ass wide belt
a vest and coat
I just looked at her, i’m like soooooooooooooooooo, I guess that was easier than jeans and a tee huh?
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iheart, OTB, IGO, OHoney
Ballet slippers
tights
skirt
bandeau top
camisole
cropped hoodie
a big ass wide belt
a vest and coat
Bit ch I got her twin at my house. please send for her ASAP.
Oh and dont forget all her fukking plastic ass ‘cessories and baubles.
CALI
What happened to uncle herpes (herms)
:wow: at Dimpz walkinh around shirtless
YSO
I Go There says:
@KY
Yeah I still love you… especially since you didnt send the booty call text last night.
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Naw. I didn’t want to further my attempts at molestation.
I
and fell the fug out…
#NoSexOffenderRegistration
Hey Naija….hey cali
<<< my Mickey Mouse Christmas sweater from 10 years ago
Morning Cali!
@ YSO…I loves you, Gawd KNOWS I do! but, you can’t be violating my official WWE #Team Bring It/The People’s Champ, The Rock, Dwayne Johnson Tee.
I’m gonna go with she beat him for lying…excessive though
Boo UMMMM nah she was excessive in her beating of him
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CALI!!
@OTB
Don’t hate on my hustle fellow diva.
@Yso
SHIIIID you ain’t know? Scrabble Slam is right next to the soft on top of my red Websters Unabridged dictionary, my Scholastic Building Your Vocabulary, my Student Dictionary AND my Sex Encyclopedia. <—– you never know. LOL
Hey Naija, :hugs: You got snow in your parts of Texas?? If so stay warm and be safe
Hey vero.. how are you as well.
@iheart – I was tired of looking at that clown….I thouht I’d try and spread some cheer.
Bit ch I got her twin at my house. please send for her ASAP.
Oh and dont forget all her fukking plastic ass ‘cessories and baubles
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NAIJA!!
*sofa
@ OTB…Oh, I was gonna send you this one so YOU could maintain the set.
@ YallC….Damn, I guess I am topless! *folds arms across bra* Did I tell you I ate my lunch already?!
@ Choco…Something is wrong wit that child!
She look like someone kicked in her crappy nappy weave!
@ iheart and KY…so yesterday I ate breffuss in the cafeteria because I know when she says your on a donut diet, she means it. The words diet coming from her
Anyway, there was one stanky azzed donut left in the box, I waited the appropriate five minutes and saw that no one took it. i did and all Heyull broke loose up in here. So needless to say I’ll be eating breffuss the remainder of the week in the cafeteria, because she said “Sydney you just don’t know how to respect peeppa’s space, you brought your lil azz in here and gat the last donut, I was gone eat that with my diet pepsi” 
So they had an assortment of various donuts and Starbucks coffee, I had an omelette. 
<==== Is glad I don't have a teenage daughter
Are boys the same way?? #seriousquestion
@Hershey – She read you the
riot act, huh? 
Your girl is serious about them donuts…
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
@KY
Yeah I still love you… especially since you didnt send the booty call text last night.
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Naw. I didn’t want to further my attempts at molestation.
I and fell the fug out…
#NoSexOffenderRegistration
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Good…
Whats up YSO
you still made cause you got slapped.
:wave: HI ALL
Hmmmm question? One of my employees has the worse breath ever. I have offered gum, sprays, mints etc. However, she turns them out down. So how do I say ” Damn bish your breath says like 1,000 asses”, but in a nice way???
Why she treating you like that Hershey?! NObody told her to drag you into her bad hair situation to began with.
@Hershey, you betta leave April and her donuts alone until she get over you telling her that she had a highway sized part in the millla of her head. She gone stomp yo azz with one of them size 14 heels she wears
Philadelphia prosecutors have called off their 30-year battle to put former Black Panther Mumia Abu-Jamal to death in the killing of a white police officer, putting to an end the racially charged case that became a major battleground in the fight over the death penalty.
“There’s never been any doubt in my mind that Mumia Abu-Jamal shot and killed Officer Faulkner. I believe that the appropriate sentence was handed down by a jury of his peers in 1982,” said Williams, who is black. “While Abu-Jamal will no longer be facing the death penalty, he will remain behind bars for the rest of his life, and that is where he belongs.”
Maureen Faulkner railed against what she called the justice system’s “dirty little secret” the difficulty of putting condemned killers to death. Pennsylvania has put to death three people since the U.S. Supreme Court restored the death penalty in 1976, and all three had willingly given up on their appeals.
Faulkner lashed out at the judges who overturned Abu-Jamal’s death sentence, calling them “dishonest cowards” who, she said, oppose the death penalty.
#TeamMumia
@DIMPZ
Actually nothing is wrong with her she right on time with the fads
Got 5, 10, and 14 year old daugters and a 17 year old son.
Who needs some cheap labor?
Hi
Naija
@ LTL….How’s about I send you another laborer?
Keilyme says:
:wave: HI ALL
Hmmmm question? One of my employees has the worse breath ever. I have offered gum, sprays, mints etc. However, she turns them out down. So how do I say ” Damn bish your breath says like 1,000 asses”, but in a nice way???
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There is no nice way, because apparently, your attempts to be nice have failed.
When you have breath like that, ain’t NOTHING you gotta say important.
You’re better than me.
Me: Look, I’ve tried to not say anything, but as a friend, your breath smells like you ate broiled assholes for brefuss (shout out to Hershey)
MzDimplez because I wiped all of that Luster’s pink oil lotion out of that route 66 sized part in her head…mainly because I didn’t compliment her EVEN though I wasn’t the only one who told her about it. I’m bringing in Krispay Krames tomorrow just to eff with her nerves
@Keily, You have tried every nice way to let her know that her breff smells like she eats azz for breakfast so now it’s time type an annonymous (sp) letter and leave it on her desk
The words diet coming from her Anyway, there was one stanky azzed donut left in the box, I waited the appropriate five minutes and saw that no one took it. i did and all Heyull broke loose up in here. So needless to say I’ll be eating breffuss the remainder of the week in the cafeteria, because she said “Sydney you just don’t know how to respect peeppa’s space, you brought your lil azz in here and gat the last donut, I was gone eat that with my diet pepsi” So they had an assortment of various donuts and Starbucks coffee, I had an omelette.
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Ha I would’ve stuffed that damn donut right in her mouth mid-sentence #POW
@Dimpz…….
But thanks anyway! 
My teenage daughter is now 25 now while I loves her but I tell ya girls IMO are harder to raise than boyz
Hershey leave that girl alone before she goes
postal at the job… 
@KY
I try to be nice sometimes it gives me headaches….
@Iheart
That was on my mind…..
@LTL (Comment #396)
Dude YOU are handling Your Bizness !!! (REAL)
Keilyme says:
@KY
I try to be nice sometimes it gives me headaches….
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Being nice can be a drain on the glands
@ KY brefuss
that’s a tough one, other than send an anonymous email detailing the following:
Stop eating fish and chit sandwiches
Stop drinking puree chit smoothies
Stop refusing mints and gum, you need it all, now, no RIGHT NOW!
Stop talking, seriously, just send an email or a text or a letter
Stop humming, it pushes the funk out harder
Stop saying H and W words, again stop talking
Start gaargling with Mr. Clean or Febreeze, specifically Febreeze air effects
Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated
@KY
I swear my fine azz co worker breath smells like chitlings at least twice a week. I asked Sandra a few weeks ago to do a medical minute because I believe he is dying and doesnt know it
you ate broiled assholes for brefuss
how do yall come up w thic chit???
I AM SO FUKKING GLAD I ONLY KNOW YALL ON THE BLOG.
YOU BITC HES WOULD HAVE ME DEAD irl.
Hershey says:
@ KY brefuss
that’s a tough one, other than send an anonymous email detailing the following:
Stop eating fish and chit sandwiches
Stop drinking puree chit smoothies
Stop refusing mints and gum, you need it all, now, no RIGHT NOW!
Stop talking, seriously, just send an email or a text or a letter
Stop humming, it pushes the funk out harder
Stop saying H and W words, again stop talking
Start gaargling with Mr. Clean or Febreeze, specifically Febreeze air effects
Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated
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Do any of these ppl have “gold” teeth ala Plies? Chit, a la one Mary J. Blige…?
#helpful
Keilyme says:
HI ALL
Hmmmm question? One of my employees has the worse breath ever. I have offered gum, sprays, mints etc. However, she turns them out down. So how do I say ” Damn bish your breath says like 1,000 asses”, but in a nice way???
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LMAOOOO I would make the statement of “WHENEVER SOMEBODY OFFERS YOU GUM OR MINTS, YOU SHOULD TAKE IT WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT. IT MIGHT BE A SIGN.” <—— I doesn't get any nicer than that! Its not really pointing HER out, but they are words to live by…
"When you have breath like that, ain’t NOTHING you gotta say important."…
BYE!!!!!
Stop saying H and W words, again stop talking
@Hershey,,
I’m ctfu over here. I will most definitely use that.
<======= Always keeps gum in my purse so my breff don't smell like broiled azzholes
Hershey says:
@ KY brefuss
that’s a tough one, other than send an anonymous email detailing the following:
Stop eating fish and chit sandwiches
Stop drinking puree chit smoothies
Stop refusing mints and gum, you need it all, now, no RIGHT NOW!
Stop talking, seriously, just send an email or a text or a letter
Stop humming, it pushes the funk out harder
Stop saying H and W words, again stop talking
Start gaargling with Mr. Clean or Febreeze, specifically Febreeze air effects
Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated
and :dead:-er
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Fugging
Fabulouso….Not febreeze!! *Shouts out to Lakes*
…but I tell ya girls IMO are harder to raise than boyz
ITA.
Have yall eva seen somebody throw they head back while laughing and they mouth look like railroad tracks teeth just full of cavities.
Keily go open a new email and send that list of do’s and don’t close the letter with
Yours in Christ
@iheart oh my gosh it’s so cold…some ice on the road…my car turned one, had a sista all scared and ish for 10 seconds…trying to stay warm but my job apparently doesn’t believe in heat
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@KY
I swear my fine azz co worker breath smells like chitlings at least twice a week. I asked Sandra a few weeks ago to do a medical minute because I believe he is dying and doesnt know it
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It’s always the fine ones, isn’t it.
Why is that? I talked to this one fine azz nicca once and I really tried hard to overlook his goatmouth, but I couldn’t…I still think about him sometimes and wonder if he ever got that fixed.
Goatmouth is NOT a victimless crime!
@ ChocD the second you see all those cavities whatever was so funny ain’t so funny anymore is it? hahahahahahahaha…oh.hahaha…ewww..aha…damn
ELove says:
@LTL (Comment #396)
Dude YOU are handling Your Bizness !!! (REAL)
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Glad we had the boy first. He don’t let shyt get by him. Especially with the 14 year old. She started high school with him this year, and the shyt has been pure comedey damn near everyday.
In front of her, I tell him to ease up on her. When he and I are alone, I tell that negroe ‘Preciate it. Might even slip him a lil something extra come allowance time.
Wifey and I can’t catch everything.
Have yall eva seen somebody throw they head back while laughing and they mouth look like railroad tracks teeth just full of cavities
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CD says:
do a medical minute because I believe he is dying and doesnt know it
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FUKKIN TEARS!!!!!!
I bet that fukka’s colon is BLACK! I wonder if yall co-workers have a cracked tooth or something. Don’t drink enough water. Didn’t eat breakfast. Suffers from peridontal disease (a SLOW death – real talk). I KNOW they can taste that sh!t. Even a quick swish of some peroxide, wota and baking soda will hold’em off for at least an hour (depending on how bad the situation is). Bad breff will make you
somebody.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Have yall eva seen somebody throw they head back while laughing and they mouth look like railroad tracks teeth just full of cavities.
I CAN NOT with you today……
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Why he gotta be dying though?!
#PoorRottingInsides
I’m back and I’m
@Hershey, Ky, Choco, OTB
hey Elove
Igo, I’m very good thanks !
Just got to a pc.
Can’t her eye be photoshopped? Who approved this one?
*snorts at OTB* chortle chortle
@OTB Ms. Choco
I THINK that’s a COMMON SENTIMENT amongst Women who are rearing Daughters Though… Girls are BY FAR The Easiest to rear for MEN as long as their isn’t a NEGATIVE Female influence from the Mother (OR That side of the Family) Just MY Personal experience
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Have yall eva seen somebody throw they head back while laughing and they mouth look like railroad tracks teeth just full of cavities.
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I was lurking trying to do work but I had to log in and say you so dayum stupid
OK yall need to stop with the JMO ITA IJS And such.
@Hershey
I can be cracking up with them and when I see dem rotten teefus I immediately stop laughing and
@Choc D, Yous a fool guhl
I cant stop 
@Vero
Would you rather them write them out IRL? LOL :snickers:
My boss gotta a brown tooth
Vero, what is going on in that gravi?
Aww, look at Baby J with his I Mean Business look
well come hereth YAllC and we can stay warm 2gether *gets out the blanket so we can breeze 2gether.
Vero so your gravi, was she about to do a tribal African dance or accidentally ran into a bag of flour, tell me wth that is?
@vero
Heeyyyy BABY !!!
@LTL
That’s ACTUALLY a Perfect Set-up… ONE of My God-Sons is older than My Daughter and He was VERY HANDY in That Department ALSO
CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY they will run that shyt in the ground just because.
I see you YSO and Ohoney
Thanks for the Support guys…
Preciate it
@ ChocD make your azz cough right in the middle of your laughter don’t it? And then you just have this look of concern on your face like why?
Massachusetts—
We have embraced the iPhone Age, so they didn’t seem to mind that they were captured on video beating up a man and taking his $200 limited edition Nikes right off his feet. In fact, one of the students even gives a special shout-out to WorldStarHipHop.com—”your favorite place on the ‘net for beating videos, sex videos, and other kinds of disturbing videos”—in anticipation of the inevitable: that the footage would land on WorldStarHipHop.com. Dean administrators learned about the video and expelled the students. Now the police department plans to press charges.
You have to weigh your options. Assaulting someone away from the cameras means forfeiting the opportunity to go viral. Assaulting someone on camera means you can become Internet-famous, but then you might go to jail. Seems like a matter of priorities more than anything else.
We must give our own special shout-out to WorldStarHipHop for giving the beating video a home and helping to perpetuate despair in America.
Them fools got chucked the deuces!!
@ Yall…..I caught him at a bad time, he was researching Angry birds.
vero says:
OK yall need to stop with the JMO ITA IJS And such.
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What’s ITA?
*looks around cautiously* That’s good Knowledge, because I don’t have on anything under this mink snuggly
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Prynn
Yall, you don’t like my hair(y) style???
LTL & ELOVE : i had an older brother and i used to HATE him acting like he was my dad. what you doing isn’t cool
@ KY WSHH is going to end up getting shut down, the effery that’s on that site, is something else. I only go on there daily to see if there’s something I need to report to the proper authorities
@Dimpz
Girl, you better not mess with them and that angry bird mess
Mine had granny buy him a angry bird shirt
#answerthegodivaquestionwoman!
did Sandra have to work her shift at Grady’s ICU earlier? where is she?
LTL , i know right
JMO i think it means I totally agree… that’s what I got anyway
@Hershey
I had to tell my youngest son father when were together after every meal if you have to sit there and suck fukkin food out yo teeth you need to go see a dentist. Nicca sitting there sucking porkchops and mouth filling up with blood.
Vero
but I still lubs YOU though
#iwilllearntodealwithit
#thatswhatfriendsarefor
@JMO
ITA = In Total Agreement
@ELOVE
Okay
@Hershey
I sent out the email to all employees, friends and family…. Hopefully this work or I’m going to get nose plugs and become rude…
Nicca sitting there sucking porkchops and mouth filling up with blood
@ ChocD
yep I know someone who sucks the reminents of meals past for about 20-30 minutes. Makes me sick.
Two of my co-workers got the gastric bypass surgery and now their breath smells horrible ALL THE TIME. I think its because of the certain types of food they have to eat now…
I had to tell my youngest son father when were together after every meal if you have to sit there and suck fukkin food out yo teeth you need to go see a dentist. Nicca sitting there sucking porkchops and mouth filling up with blood.
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@ YallC…. He wants an Angry Birds winter hat *sigh*
@Choc D, My daddy does that chit after EVERY meal
That chit just makes my damn skin crawl and I be ready to just go punch him so hard I take his damn head off his shoulders 
He does have serious periodontal disease though 
*takes a peek under the mink snug and gets even closer to YallC and makes her even warmer.
@Dimpz, How old is you lil man?? Mine is 7 and he thinks my phone belongs to him because I have angry birds on it :rollseyes:
I just tried sucking my teeth….
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You. Bishes. Are. NUTS.
My co-worker does that chit everyday too and I just have to blast music until she is done to prevent myself from screaming &
Needless to say she has a grey front toof with gold around it 
@Yall
I LIKE IT when YOU call Me BIG-Daddy BABY
Ms. Choco
I DIDN’T expect you to understand it (You’re a FEMALE…) I was just stating my personal experience regarding Your Comment
@Iheart
My ex would get so angry because I was constantly on him about going to the dentist. Him mom didnt take him as a child (which I notice happens a lot in black families). I kept up with his cleanings and everythang it aint nothing worse then some stank breath. When we would argue and he would call himself trying to get in my face I would holler FUKK IT YOU RIGHT and walk away. That breath of his was my kryptonite.
punch him so hard I take his damn head off his shoulders
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2know the ledge says:
*takes a peek under the mink snug and gets even closer to YallC and makes her even warmer.
*shivers* but not because I’m cold…
<—dramatic like
Yso yeah but in a good way. it’s funny AND peaceful. I love it !
DJM but…..what is Angry Birds. I ALWAYS hear about it. Does anybody still play “Farmville”?
#notafacebooker
I know someone who sucks the reminents of meals past for about 20-30 minutes
@Mr. Luv
*cues And You Can Be My Big Daddy*
take it slowly
heaven hold me
driving in your caddy
you can be my big daddy
I am seriously crying right now.
Iscream, mine too! Hmmp, I can’t even be a porn princess
for him in my shattt!
I need locking apps or some ish.
Fluck an angry bird
@VERO
Peaceful…Yes. I’d almost forgotten what that was like.
Why come we don’t have a new post though?
prynnnnnnnnnnnnnn
what is DJM??????
*whispers in YallC ear* see ma going to have me straight beasting right now
Wrap that min snug around us both and slow grind to make her warm. Ya feel me?
Uh uh. :stop:
I’d be like “Here you nasty, tooth-sucking bastid!” and proceed to pelt them with toothpicks and dental floss.
Yso, I still must say that that is one sesi(Laker) green bish
CD says:
When we would argue and he would call himself trying to get in my face I would holler FUKK IT YOU RIGHT and walk away. That breath of his was my kryptonite.
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LMAOOO
I bet you can get a check for him impregnating you. You can say “you were drugged” as your defense. Tell the ppl like “when were were making love and he was breevin in my face, saying “oooh baybheee” I passed out”.
#intoxicated.
#undertheinfluence
#prisonerofwar
#weaponsofmassdestruction
vero says:
prynnnnnnnnnnnnnn
what is DJM??????
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Don’t judge me … LHM
I hate when rude motherfu**ers blow their nose while people are eating. Take your snotty ass to the restroom.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Hershey
I had to tell my youngest son father when were together after every meal if you have to sit there and suck fukkin food out yo teeth you need to go see a dentist. Nicca sitting there sucking porkchops and mouth filling up with blood.
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I just quit a nicca because he would pick his teeth after eating with anything BUT a fuggin toothpick!
Oh. That and he was a snorter….Like “I get it. Lots of folk have allergies” but when you have to snort ish from your toes, like one of those caveman, civil war era snorts cause tissue ain’t available?
Yeah. I’m out……
This is sooo wrong. Almost 500 comments and it’s not even a Bey post.
Ms. Choco
I DIDN’T expect you to understand it (You’re a FEMALE…) I was just stating my personal experience regarding Your Comment
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Okay
@Knowledge MMMM HMMMM
That’s the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh
*breaks out the mink tent for the rooftop*
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Iheart
punch him so hard I take his damn head off his shoulders
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My ex would get so angry because I was constantly on him about going to the dentist. Him mom didnt take him as a child (which I notice happens a lot in black families). I kept up with his cleanings and everythang it aint nothing worse then some stank breath. When we would argue and he would call himself trying to get in my face I would holler FUKK IT YOU RIGHT and walk away. That breath of his was my kryptonite.
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@vero
DJM = don’t judge me
@YALL
Oh, I know.
The Grinch is a lucky man? Male? Let’s just go with male.
Yso don’t you start shat
CHOCO!!!!!
@VERO
Me? Start sht? Nonsense.
@Iheart
I know I am really on it with my kids also. I see people kids as young as two and chit and baby got gold and silver all in they mouth. How the fukk yo baby cant even talk yet but they mouth full of caps. Bum azz parents.
@Yso, We have bought my dad toothpics, those lil floser toothpics, dental floss and nothing works
He still does that chit 
He is 57 years old so I just give the fluck up
@ KY I’ve noticed that chronic teeth suckers, don’t know how to use dental floss, toothpicks break in their teeth and then comes the trips to the ER to un-wedge the sliver of wood AND the piece of chicken from yesteryear’s meal.
I give my young cousin a ride to work every morning just last week I had to tell him, either do something about that breath or catch another ride to work. It’s too damn cold to be riding with my windows down cause your breath is giving me a headache.
Then he’s always telling me about some girl trying to holla at him. I told him stop lying cause ain’t no way in hell they stood that close to you that long without their eyes running water.
BRUH?!
Vivica basically says Slim was using her…awww how obvious
What the hell is a grinch though? :thinks: Did he start out as a man?
Definitely male though, yep.
@YSO Said: This is sooo wrong. Almost 500 comments and it’s not even a Bey post.
I heart : same here, that’s why i’m always at the dentist, trying to fix past mistakes.
Now my son had his first tooth at 4 month. believe me i’ve been taking him to the dentist every 3 month !! I bought him kids fun flosser (??) and will watch him do it until i think it’s totally clean :
YSO!!!! :wave:
YSo don’t talk the Bey post up the fake baby will come up and haunt us all in our sleep
NaijaGal says:
Vivica basically says Slim was using her…awww how obvious
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Ya think? DUH #notwinning
Long Time Lurker says:
@ChocDiva
I give my young cousin a ride to work every morning just last week I had to tell him, either do something about that breath or catch another ride to work. It’s too damn cold to be riding with my windows down cause your breath is giving me a headache.
Then he’s always telling me about some girl trying to holla at him. I told him stop lying cause ain’t no way in hell they stood that close to you that long without their eyes running water
and 
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Did you tell yo fam to find another ride to work
I get my ex back all the time now when he tries to talk slick all I say is you still ova there sucking teeth bloody Mary. He usually hangs up but I get my point across.
@iHEART
Aw…Yeah Daddy iHeart too old to be changing that habit now.
CD, you wrong
@ YSoSerious says:
This is sooo wrong. Almost 500 comments and it’s not even a Bey post.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Also no
e-bashin
e-subliminals
e-jumps
e-beefs
NaijaGal says:
Vivica basically says Slim was using her…awww how obvious
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Vivica aint been authentically sexy since Independence Day :Coffee:
@NaijaGal
But THEN AGAIN, This is the SAME FEMALE that got caught STALKING 50 Cent & Denied IT (Ohhh Well…) 
DID Vivica really SAY THAT
vero says:
Yso don’t you start shat
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Lord Have Mercy
… I got that from Choco last week
Hershey says:
@ KY I’ve noticed that chronic teeth suckers, don’t know how to use dental floss, toothpicks break in their teeth and then comes the trips to the ER to un-wedge the sliver of wood AND the piece of chicken from yesteryear’s meal.
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:dead @ ‘yester-year…
I swear I’m not making this up, y’all.
I had a dream last night I was running from the cops while wearing….a baby bump. After I got away, I unhooked the clips and took it off.
WTF
Correction: Naturally sexy since
@Hershey
So true I’ve seen people floss with straws, paper clips, pieces from broom sticks and so forth all while I’m standing there like that chit is the fukkin norm.
@nijaagal
when and where did vivica say this? and details please.. You know the routine, spill the tea please!!
@KNOW
It already does.
change says:
@ YSoSerious says:
This is sooo wrong. Almost 500 comments and it’s not even a Bey post.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Also no
e-bashin
e-subliminals
e-jumps
e-beefs
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@ IHeart….He is 10 and alternates between stealing my phone or iPad to play. I’m buying his lil butt an iPod Touch for his BDay so I can be at peace!
@ChocD I be ready to fight the damn parents when I see that type of fukkery
But that chit happens when you give them coke in the sippee cups and bottles and chit. My son is 7 now and he just tasted coke for the first time this past year and he still don’t get it on a regular 
He thank he slick and be trying to order sprite or fanta or some chit when we go out to eat but I shut that azz down quick,fast and in a hurry!!!
Hey JMO!
@CHANGE
Very true. I’m just gone shut up and be grateful then.
(kisses your Gravi and runs away like I’m in third grade)
KyCakes says:
Hershey says:
@ KY I’ve noticed that chronic teeth suckers, don’t know how to use dental floss, toothpicks break in their teeth and then comes the trips to the ER to un-wedge the sliver of wood AND the piece of chicken from yesteryear’s meal.
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:dead @ ‘yester-year…
I swear I’m not making this up, y’all.
I had a dream last night I was running from the cops while wearing….a baby bump. After I got away, I unhooked the clips and took it off.
WTF
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Blind item from a website:
“While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and—if it is—how it will be spun.”
Hmm….Wonder WHO it could be
JMO HZKLL IBBEB BNCUEBEL THEL BNZ BEBBE DSPE KIUEBN
What does she do other pick up his tampons.
I really feel sorry for him now. I bet he can’t come out the house until she gets home, and he better have no company in her house when she ain’t home.
Damn!
JMO says:
KyCakes says:
I swear I’m not making this up, y’all.
I had a dream last night I was running from the cops while wearing….a baby bump. After I got away, I unhooked the clips and took it off.
WTF
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*goes to Google to look up said movie*
For real tho Sandra that busy banning folks so no new post
My kids brush twice a day, and don’t drink pop or that much juice really. I definitely want them to have healthy mouths and all their own teeth when they get old.
@ KY You must want Beyaki to be exposed publicly…AGAIN…shhh! don’t let OTB read what I wrote we are Stanning together in the next Beyaki post.
@ ChocD, they can work the heyull out of anything other than a toothpick, be quick to say, that ain’t gone reach it….well where in the fugg are you diggin to your thoke? Disgusting
@Iheart
I deal with nuggets( kids) and I have seen so many kids with brown teefes and hella white tongues. I mistakenly asked one kid why he had a mouth full of tootsie rolls…
yeah it was his brown teef
@Ky
Po Khloe
@ Kei…I have a coworker that smacks EVERFUGGINTHING she eats or drinks, blows her nose which you eat, sucks snot all fuggin day and clears her throat at every available moment. I’m like, this bish is 50yrs old with NO home training. Then she has one of those voices that sounds like, bish you need to decide if you need to swallow or spit!
I try to just eat places other than my desk.
@ CD –
@ KY was that movie called Lift? That was a good movie! That was before the weaves and thangs, her mom was down with her stealing as long as she copped her something
Keily
at mouth full of tootise rolls
@KY
KDub was right. OJ IS Khloe’s real daddy!
Hershey says:
@ KY You must want Beyaki to be exposed publicly…AGAIN…shhh! don’t let OTB read what I wrote we are Stanning together in the next Beyaki post
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Word up!
*scoots up under mink tent and grabs YallC and massage her to keep her extra warm
tootsie***
Just saw on some site that Jackie Christie was detaling the relationship she has with Powder (thumbsup Kdub) and she said that he does all the cooking, homeschools the kids, irons her clothes, lays out her make-up.
What does she do other pick up his tampons.
I really feel sorry for him now. I bet he can’t come out the house until she gets home, and he better have no company in her house when she ain’t home.
Damn!
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Why do you feel sorry him – he is happy being the femme homemaker! I still think he has boyfriend on the side which is why Jackie’s dominance is easy to accept
KyCakes says:
Blind item from a website:
“While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and—if it is—how it will be spun.”
Hmm….Wonder WHO it could be
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There goes Russy Simmons big break
… He was funny on that show
i heart
ALL his teeth???? wow !
@MzD
I was out to breakfast with one of my friends and whhhhhhhhhhhhhy did she start blowing her nose right when the food came? I was ugh I was ready to smack those ham hocks right off her neck
I just quit a nicca because he would pick his teeth after eating with anything BUT a fuggin toothpick!
Oh. That and he was a snorter….Like “I get it. Lots of folk have allergies” but when you have to snort ish from your toes, like one of those caveman, civil war era snorts cause tissue ain’t available?
Yeah. I’m out……
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Ahhh Dimpz, you know you like that raspy hockin’ bish
Ewww Ky, that’s some good tea.
Did anyone see on that website that always lies that kimand Reggie are back together?
@Hershey – It was called ‘Lift’
*goes to my Netflix que*
LAWD @ Them Christies!
I miss Chi
Yso, who’s the new Gravi?
I Go There says:
I just quit a nicca because he would pick his teeth after eating with anything BUT a fuggin toothpick!
Oh. That and he was a snorter….Like “I get it. Lots of folk have allergies” but when you have to snort ish from your toes, like one of those caveman, civil war era snorts cause tissue ain’t available?
Yeah. I’m out……
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Hershey says:
@ KY was that movie called Lift? That was a good movie! That was before the weaves and thangs, her mom was down with her stealing as long as she copped her something
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Yea I think thats it
@Kei, I had a sleepover for my sons birthday a few moths back and one of the kids that was there had a HUGE ass black mark around the gum line of one of his front teeth
He woke up the next morning wanting candy for breffus and then I understood why 
IT ALL STARTS AT HOME!!
@LTL (Comment #540)
I DON’T feel Sorry or have ANY SYMPATHY for Dudes who WILLINGLY REFUSE to ACT LIKE A MAN !!! That’s WHY you were born WITH NUTZ (Use Them MFers…)
YSO…he is a handsome thang ain’t he…
Yall still crazy says:
Ahhh Dimpz, you know you like that raspy hockin’ bish
Ewww Ky, that’s some good tea.
Did anyone see on that website that always lies that kimand Reggie are back together?
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I liked Reggie until I heard him talk and saw those Subway commercials…
Keilyme says:
I was ugh I was ready to smack those ham hocks right off her neck
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Are you friends with Jack Christie?
@IGO
I’m not mad anymore. I’m really a forgiving soul. Stop it! I am!
Terrence Howard’s wife took a restraining order out against him. He’s abusive and told her he’ll kill her dead if she spills his “tea”.
2know the ledge says:
*scoots up under mink tent and grabs YallC and massage her to keep her extra warm
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:explodes:
@ JMO that was a good movie
@Vero, yep, ALL he had piarrhea (sp) and it was causing his teeth to just randomly fall out and it was eating away at his jawbone. SO it was either get all of them pulled out and get dentures or let it slowly eat away at your face. He chose option 1
Why do you feel sorry him – he is happy being the femme homemaker! I still think he has boyfriend on the side which is why Jackie’s dominance is easy to accept
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I guess I feel sorry because now I’m pretty sure that she got that cat’s nuts somewhere in a jar and dares him to even look at ’em.
The pic that attached was priceless though. She standing there smiling and he was wearing a dog collar w/a leash.
Hold up….
going to Gravatar
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
I just quit a nicca because he would pick his teeth after eating with anything BUT a fuggin toothpick!
Oh. That and he was a snorter….Like “I get it. Lots of folk have allergies” but when you have to snort ish from your toes, like one of those caveman, civil war era snorts cause tissue ain’t available?
Yeah. I’m out……
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@ the fact that you had a dude that sounded like Biggie
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That’s about it….And why was this Nicca FROM Brooklyn…
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What ya’ll talking about in heeere sho’ is alot of comments for it being a Beyonce post.
Yall still crazy says:
2know the ledge says:
*scoots up under mink tent and grabs YallC and massage her to keep her extra warm
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:explodes:
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What the fugg is goin on here??
… You 2 in yall (pun intended) own little world… Lemme find out the SR blog doubles as a dating service 
Jmo, something is off about him IMO, he does nothing for me.at.all.
#couldbehischoiceinwomanthatturnsmeof
I do not believe the hype about Reggie and Kim – Kim is one weird chick I bet she leaks most of the dumb chit to the press and oh so Khloe is OJ daughter
@ MzDimplez, not surprising you can look in that nicca’s eyes and tell he’d shake the chit outta of a woman in New York minute.
Hershey says:
@ JMO that was a good movie
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Yep
JMO says:
KyCakes says:
Blind item from a website:
“While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and—if it is—how it will be spun.”
Hmm….Wonder WHO it could be
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That’s
Jo Jo? Kids take that kind of stuff hard.
didn’t they say there was an arrest in the case of the 7 yr old girl?
anyway, i’m ready for a new post and to go
@BRUH
<—This is Mr. Grinch's bottom btch even though, as you might have noticed, she's still in possession of his balls cause she's the real mean one in that home.
Well at least we know that she not shallow cause her man is no Brad Pitt.
ELove says:
@LTL (Comment #540)
I DON’T feel Sorry or have ANY SYMPATHY for Dudes who WILLINGLY REFUSE to ACT LIKE A MAN !!! That’s WHY you were born WITH NUTZ (Use Them MFers…)
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Amen to that shait…He married tha broad an let her run amuck like that on his life. He deserves everything he’s getting. Ole Big back azz…
she got that cat’s nuts somewhere in a jar and dares him to even look at ‘em.
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*ignores Jmo fore she gets me busted
*whispers*
OMG @Iheart !! I never heard of that though (piarrhea) i will look for it !
@ Yso so your Gravi is really Jackie Christie?
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
@DIMPZ
I saw that and I believe it too.
@HOG
That Gravi! Turrible, just turrible.
YSoSerious says:
@IGO
I’m not mad anymore. I’m really a forgiving soul. Stop it! I am!
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I should have known better…
@LTL
So you sayin when he see ol girl pullin up in the driveway he gets up and starts cleaning like me and my bros used to do when momma came home?
Pretty much self explanatory. How have you been, I had to leave for a minute because I couldnt remember how to change my gravi so I just never came back
@ Vero, It is a form of periodontal disease (ie, gingivitis)
2know the ledge says:
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
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Yall still crazy says:
Igo
Jmo, something is off about him IMO, he does nothing for me.at.all.
#couldbehischoiceinwomanthatturnsmeof
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Hey Yall whats up.
Doug needs a Man intervention but he cant come out the house so….
Is that Vero talmbout somebody’s gravi?
then a
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Jmo, just stay off the rooftop for about 20 more minutes
wow 600 COMMENTS and no GREASE being thrown! I know auntie is proud!
Afternoon yall! 2morrow VACA again for yours truly! Barbados this time around 
Why are we still in here?
Sandra must be sleep IJS.
IMO this day is going by so slow but at the end of the day I ‘m not complaining per se.
@HERSHEY
Jackie WISHES she was as bad as the bish in my Gravi. HMPH!
Candi!!!! I have this cheesecake for you!!!!
Yall still crazy says:
Is that Vero talmbout somebody’s gravi?
then a
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Jmo, just stay off the rooftop for about 20 more minutes
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@caligirl
I Totally AGREE (That sounds Like Jo-Jo The Tranny-Chaser TO ME…)
And THIS he’ll kill her dead if she spills his “tea”.
Is THAT what DL-Dudes SAY… I MEAN If you KILL SOMEBODY that means They’re DEAD (Right ?!!?)
@ ELove & IGO…. I agree, but she got dude truly fcked up.
@Sam – Exactly!
IMO this day is going by so slow but at the end of the day I ‘m not complaining per se.
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adds in point, blank, period (i hate this)
Igo, I pity for the fool (Mr.T voice) who tries to help Jackies’s hubby because you KNOW he’s gonna run to her and tell her everything and they all gonna get
by her…..
AWESOME SAM!! :hugs:
Talking bout Doug can’t come out of the house. That’s sad.
@YSO… I said the same thing. I wonder does dude know that everyone is
Yall, don’t be jealous!
Ok I heart, I found it. that’s terrible !
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Hershey
So true I’ve seen people floss with straws, paper clips, pieces from broom sticks and so forth all while I’m standing there like that chit is the fukkin norm.
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Chewed up bottle caps, caps of pens, thumb stacks…at my old job that ladies mouth looked like she chewed on bricks for snacks…
twin, did you see what song we danced to earlier yo?
JMO says:
2know the ledge says:
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
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… well carry on … I’m just reading about other stuff then randomly I see a comment asking “so what chu wearin” … just throws me off a tad
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Im catching it too… its some freaky shait going on round here.
@ELOVE
I think the Blind Item is about the Kris Jenner and her tell all book and Khole is the only one that looks different from her other famous siblings
ELove says:
@caligirl
I Totally AGREE (That sounds Like Jo-Jo The Tranny-Chaser TO ME…)
And THIS he’ll kill her dead if she spills his “tea”.
Is THAT what DL-Dudes SAY… I MEAN If you KILL SOMEBODY that means They’re DEAD (Right ?!!?)
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“…but I’ll kill him dead ‘fo I let him beat me”
Sophia – The color Purple
@ Cali OMG! She must be the sister of the guy upstairs he chews on gravel for snacks, his puts a whole new meaning to group Jagged Edge, them teefs are razor sharp and always grinning.
killem dead
Can we get a
please
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, I pity for the fool (Mr.T voice) who tries to help Jackies’s hubby because you KNOW he’s gonna run to her and tell her everything and they all gonna get by her…..
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Nah I wouldnt help dude but if he got around some fellas JUST once I would be the one to tell him that he is damn crazy.
Im watching Wendy Williams and she just gave Sandra Rose a shout out!!!
She’s interviewing the Astro kid, and said she read on Sandra Rose dot com that he hwaas signed to Rocnation…. Gone head den Sandy!! 
*places Igo’s fangers on the small of Jmo’s back*
Have at it
Me and Knowledge have left the building
A day in the life of Terrance D. Howard, here a few of the extracurricular activites that you Actor Terrance Howard will experience on a regular basis:
smacking her in the face and chipping her tooth with his wedding ring
— throwing her down to the ground in a parking lot
— telling her, “I’ll hit a woman quicker than I’d hit a man”
— Saying, “If you tell anyone about my personal business, I will kill you and no one will ever know
— Screaming, “B*tch, walk home. That’s my car, I pay for it.”
Oh joy! I’m so glad he’s NOT into sistahs, we’d bash his head in and ask Heaven to forgive us later
According to Muncie Police, Stapert admitted to sexually assaulting the 6-month-old child along. Stapert’s ex-boyfriend was also allegedly implicated in the assault. The alleged sexual assault occurred when Stapert and her ex-boyfriend watched the child, while the mother was at work. Stapert admitted to fondling and performing a sexual act on the infant.
An investigation was launched after the baby arrived at Riley Hospital for Children and was diagnosed with genital warts. The child’s mother told police that she let Stapert and her ex-boyfriend stay at her residence because they were homeless. She also explained that she trusted Stapert with her baby because she and Stapert had been friends since the eight grade.
“I never in a million years would have thought (this could happen),” said the child’s mother. “It’s bad because I can’t do anything. I’ve got to sit here and watch my little girl suffer.” The mother also stated that since the incident, Stapler has approached her about “being friends again.” “What I want for her, I want her to look me in the face and tell me exactly what she did to my daughter.
And then I want her to get the maximum sentence that she can get. I don’t every want her back on the street, ever,” she added. Stapert was booked into the Delaware County Jail on charges of child molestation. Police are now looking for the ex-boyfriend in question.
and the piece of bread looks molded and nasty
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Sick
I Go There says:
JMO says:
2know the ledge says:
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
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… well carry on … I’m just reading about other stuff then randomly I see a comment asking “so what chu wearin” … just throws me off a tad
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Im catching it too… its some freaky shait going on round here.
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I knew it wasn’t just me. They thought it would get “lost” in all the comments
YSoSerious says:
AWESOME SAM!!
@ IGO
Talking bout Doug can’t come out of the house. That’s sad.
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He cant… Doug may say he cool but that dude is married to a very weird woman…
@YSo
I was taught at a young age to avoid green monkey but I might could make an exception…… 
#nocaptainkirk
Aww shatt WCC *fixes face*
Errbody knows we famous
Ms. Choco
She doesn’t resemble the OTHERS At ALL but DO YOU Think Their Mother would actually be THAT HONEST With Khloe 
THAT is VERY Interesting Though
Yall still crazy says:
killem dead
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YSO – I swear my Mother used to tell me ish like “Don’t drink alcohol and take sleeping pills; you’ll wake up dead”
Kinda like that show “Chit my Dad says”….That’s my Momma
i didn’t. was it a song by 2 live crew? :2dance:
@WCC
So THAT’S what Sandra’s doing? Watching Wendell shout her out?
@CHOCO
A SIX MONTH OLD?! They need to die. No trial, no judge, no jury.
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, I pity for the fool (Mr.T voice) who tries to help Jackies’s hubby because you KNOW he’s gonna run to her and tell her everything and they all gonna get by her…..
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Nah I wouldnt help dude but if he got around some fellas JUST once I would be the one to tell him that he is damn crazy.
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I can imagine the headline now
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
2know the ledge says:
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
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… well carry on … I’m just reading about other stuff then randomly I see a comment asking “so what chu wearin” … just throws me off a tad
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Im catching it too… its some freaky shait going on round here.
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I knew it wasn’t just me. They thought it would get “lost” in all the comments
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Nah I peeped it… I just wasnt gonna say nothing.
Ole nasty azzes
THIS Negro just said Green Monkey
@ELove
If Kris thought they could get a spin off called “WHO’S YA DADDY KHLOE” hell yeah she would tell her. That momma is all about the mean green.
Is Stabert the one that gave the baby herpes? I read a story very similar but, it had herpes involved.
Yall still crazy says:
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, I pity for the fool (Mr.T voice) who tries to help Jackies’s hubby because you KNOW he’s gonna run to her and tell her everything and they all gonna get by her…..
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Nah I wouldnt help dude but if he got around some fellas JUST once I would be the one to tell him that he is damn crazy.
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I can imagine the headline now
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I would say all Doug needs to do is grab jackie by the back of her hair and tell her to sit the hell down…but that might get him stabbed in his sleep.
@TY
DID He reside in that SAME Apartment Complex or Somewhere Near-By ?!!?
Did yall hear about the momma in Texas who killed herself and shot her 10 and 12 year olds in the welfare department because she was denied for foodstamps.
@hershey – One day we had a convo about those pegs in her mouth, she said she drink at least a 2 liter a Mountai Dew a day and eats candy before going to bed and and first thing in the morn. I’m not going to tell you her favorite candy…
@ChocD, Da fugg
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@ELove
If Kris thought they could get a spin off called “WHO’S YA DADDY KHLOE” hell yeah she would tell her. That momma is all about the mean green.
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OJAY
@choco
Are you getting these stories from Dreamin Demon dot com?
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Did yall hear about the momma in Texas who killed herself and shot her 10 and 12 year olds in the welfare department because she was denied for foodstamps.
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That’s that stress Monkey…..Wow
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I’d dance with Fandace to that kinda song 
Pop that…….
@CD
YEP YEP… She’s a HO-Maker and A Green-Back-CHASER (NO DOUBT !!!)
Ms. Choco
THAT is VERY Interesting Though She doesn’t resemble the OTHERS At ALL but DO YOU Think Their Mother would actually be THAT HONEST With Khloe
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If she didn’t have a choice she would – but I mean Kris has admitted to her extramarital affair and Khloe does look like she could belong to OJ
@Dimpz
I think the baby’s mom is hte one who gave her the warts/herpes
ELove says:
@TY
DID He reside in that SAME Apartment Complex or Somewhere Near-By ?!!?
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Yes grounds keeper
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/arrest-made-7-year-olds-killing/nFwjb/#comments
@Pryn
Nope from Wendyista blog
@CD
I read that Last Night and Just SMDH… I MEAN Shooting HER KIDS was just Too Senseless (To Me…)
Slimm using Viv, did she give specifics? That dude is so damn sexy – it hurts. I liked them together, but I’m a realist. The age difference would never work unless she absolutely knew in her heart she just wanted to have fun, never to have kids, and can deal with him living his life (clubs, his boys, etc).
So THAT’S what Sandra’s doing? Watching Wendell shout her out?
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*e-whoringtoday* 
Jmo, and you, I guess yall didn’t peep my talking to my big daddy either huh?
I Go There says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
2know the ledge says:
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
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… well carry on … I’m just reading about other stuff then randomly I see a comment asking “so what chu wearin” … just throws me off a tad
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Im catching it too… its some freaky shait going on round here.
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I knew it wasn’t just me. They thought it would get “lost” in all the comments
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Nah I peeped it… I just wasnt gonna say nothing.
:hunch: *can’t find the BJ emoticon*
Ole nasty azzes
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Adding to the party whether IGO appreciates it or not….
@Pryn
Nah I gotta a couple of coworkers who swear they azz work on Law and Order SVU. Either they know murderers personally or always printing out chit and discussing it ova breakfast and lunch. Fukkin weirdos
@CD … I heard about that. The children are in critical condition right?
#justnoticedyousaidwendell
it’s something in the water in TX. earlier this week an estranged husband killed his 4 kids, shot the hell out the wife, then killed himself. I believe the wife is the only one who survived. 2 kids died on the scene, the other 2 died a day or so later.
Sup Yall!!
@Pryn
If you frequent that site you won’t trust ANYONE anymore.
@ Choco…The one I read, a childhood friend was watching the baby, performed a sex act on her and now the baby is infected for life.
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
2know the ledge says:
JMO well we have to all pun intended sneak in our corner and do things when the spawn of JAy and Bey isn’t being discussed and haunting us in our sleep
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… well carry on … I’m just reading about other stuff then randomly I see a comment asking “so what chu wearin” … just throws me off a tad
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Im catching it too… its some freaky shait going on round here.
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I knew it wasn’t just me. They thought it would get “lost” in all the comments
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Nah I peeped it… I just wasnt gonna say nothing.
:hunch: *can’t find the BJ emoticon*
Ole nasty azzes
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Adding to the party whether IGO appreciates it or not….
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*puts myself in a cannon and shoots myself towards warm weather*
pointhimout says:
it’s something in the water in TX. earlier this week an estranged husband killed his 4 kids, shot the hell out the wife, then killed himself. I believe the wife is the only one who survived. 2 kids died on the scene, the other 2 died a day or so later.
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Yall still crazy says:
*puts myself in a cannon and shoots myself towards warm weather*
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This post is still up
Hello everyone
@YALL
I just look past you and your loose ways. Don’t mean I don’t see and file away for future teasing though.
@point
Yeah TEXAS is Str8 Bugging-OUT Right Now (Horrific Crime-Wise)
SamYell, did you read my comment to you last week about my phone?
What the hell is going on in TX
…
It must be that new show Bordertown Laredo that comes on A&E.
Got people going crazy
KyCakes says:
Nah I peeped it… I just wasnt gonna say nothing.
Ole nasty azzes
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Adding to the party whether IGO appreciates it or not….
*can’t find the BJ emoticon*
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Why you dont think I aprreciate it? …
@JMO
Yeah the kids are still alive and in critical condition
@Point
Did the lady leave in Texas who killed herself, her kids and her sons girlfriend because the man she was having an affair with broke up with her a couple of weeks ago.
Shot the hell out of the wife
C’mon y’all….we can get to 1,000 comments…
@Choco, you remember what happened last time you posted rolling eyes and yawn emo right
” I tried to be nice!”
YSoSerious says:
@YALL
I just look past you and your loose ways. Don’t mean I don’t see and file away for future teasing though.
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@KY
It’s : blow : I think. But I didn’t just tell you that.
@Dimpz
No these are two different stories and damn at the baby now being infected
Noted
KyCakes says:
C’mon y’all….we can get to 1,000 comments…
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:stop:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
Nah I peeped it… I just wasnt gonna say nothing.
Ole nasty azzes
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Adding to the party whether IGO appreciates it or not….
*can’t find the BJ emoticon*
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Why you dont think I aprreciate it? …
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ION, but I still planned to subliminally touch you in wrong ways….
Ky since there’s nothing better to do, yeah, let’s get to 1000 comments !
Chit Sandra aint got to put up another post today we den gave her all these hits with our own topics and chit.
Yso, 687 was for you yo
I am reading past the trifling mamas stories yall, because that just gets me boiling!
Dayum today is going by slow
How is this a family oriented blog w/things like this avail –>
There’s a
for real for real. 
@ Choco….I think the baby in the one I read was maybe 3 or 4mos old now that I think of it.
Carry on cakes and igo *kicks up feet*
@Iheart
I do and I don’t care may the assumptions begin
@ ChocD there are several posts within this post, I have a variety to choose from. When Sandra does put up a new post she’s going to hit us with about four of em back to back
Jmo, that could be a tadpole
IJS=I’m Just Saying
@YALL
I know.
(taps file and
)
Thank Goodness new post
KyCakes says:
I Go There says:
KyCakes says:
Nah I peeped it… I just wasnt gonna say nothing.
Ole nasty azzes
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Adding to the party whether IGO appreciates it or not….
*can’t find the BJ emoticon*
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Why you dont think I aprreciate it? …
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ION, but I still planned to subliminally touch you in wrong ways….
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You just want me to go against my rule about messing with ladies from the site… you trying to start something.
#STOOPID IDEA
#feltsorryforthedummy
#iguessimthedummy
I felt sorry for the STOOPID idea, cause she a single mom. This heifer comes back to the office and gives a card Xmas to all the people that only put in 5.00…cause they were all in her face. #DUMMY
@Choco, ASSumptions always cause problems
Yall still crazy says:
Carry on cakes and igo *kicks up feet*
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I see there is another person that likes to watch.
C’mon if we can get this over 744 comments the hot topic on the right on sr.com will change! gooooooooooooooo!
Problems for whom?
#NOT I
Over 700 comments!, really!
I Go There says:
Yall still crazy says:
Carry on cakes and igo *kicks up feet*
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I see there is another person that likes to watch.
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Yesirrebob
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*dodges from Vero*
@Choco don’t fall into the trap babe! I NEED you here!
@MSONE
there is no trap to fall into when folks assume thats on them not my problem Im good trust
ok good @choc.. just clicked to favorite your link just in case Auntie makes us say our good byes again… *Pours out Moscato for His n Chib *
@MsOne & Choco, I wasn’t trying to set a trap at all
I was just joking 
*Hugs to @Iheart* WHEW had a bish scared here lol…
freebie
@MsOne, :hugs: I do not partake in the e-beefing
I come to shoot the chit and joke but no e-beefing at all
:crying1:
Who bad?
@ Vero
My pop pop is smiling hard in my gravi huh? He loved your compliment about him looking like popeye. He want to know what your numba is
Zoe B. says:
Lisa Raye is a classic narcissist. If anyone gets more attention than her, she will make them leave.
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LisaRaye doesn’t understand that she’s a tad bit over the hill. Yes, she’s still fine, but these young kids today aren’t checking for her like that.