Hoopz Gives Shaq a Ride on Jimmy Kimmell Live

Sandra Rose December 1, 2011

They say there is someone for everyone in this world, and it seems that former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal has found his perfect match in former reality TV personality, Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander (‘Flavor of Love’). Hoopz works out regularly, but carrying a 400-pound man on her back while balancing herself on 5-inch heels is a feat in itself. She should be commended for that.

It’s highly doubtful that Shaq’s ex-wife and baby mama, Shaunie O’Neal, would have given Shaq a ride on her back the way Hoopz did on Jimmy Kimmel Live show on Tuesday. Shaunie seems a little too stiff to bend over for any man to ride her back. But true love is expressed through actions, not just words. It is abundantly clear that Hoopz and Shaq share a special kind of love for each other. Good for them!

Watch the video after the break. Animated gifs courtesy of VH1 blog.

Doc Holiday

thats alot of pressure
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Finally Sandra I was at his ackward moment yesterday
KDub

Somebody PLEASE tell me WHY when they are in motion…it looks JUST like she is walking like this:

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GOODBYE.
chocolate divalicious aka CD

I told yall yesterday Hoopz thighs aint no punk. She can register dem bytches as deadly weapons. She better stop doing that goofy mess her back is going to be fukked in a couple of years if she keep carrying around Shrek I mean Shaq
A.J.

:coffee:Hoopz is a effn FOOL! I wouldnt tote that big nigga on my back.
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

Hilarious.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

SUPPPPPAAAA MAAAN IS ALWAYS BEEN FUKN GOOOFY!! THE FACT THAT HE FOUND A SIDE KICK LIKE HOOPZ IS WHAT KEEPS HIM HAPPY AINT NEVER EVER EVER EVER SEEN SHAK SMILE LIKE THIS WITH WHATS HER FACE *EX WIFIE**
chocolate divalicious aka CD

I betchu Shaunie and Evelyn aint gone fukk with that one. Hoopz azz will kill everbody in the damn circle.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@KDUB SHE LOOKS SO DAM STALKY SKROOOONG LEG MO’FUKA!! I CANT THO LOOK AT SHAK FACE ALL HAPPY AND CHIT!!
ohpretty1

Douche (I know that’s not the spelling) Bank has decided not to evict 103 year old Vinia Hall and her daughter. They are now willing to work with them. I can only imagine the backlash they received once the story got out.
neen-o

This had me weak in the knees when I first saw them fall down.. LOL
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

Shaunie seems a little too stiff to bend over for any man to ride her back
^^^ I SEE WHAT U DID THERE AUNTI U SAYING SHE STIFF PUZAZAY TOO!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@ohpretty about dam time the banks do something good!! i hope one of these so called celebs touch they heart and wallet and help this old lady out
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

I bet she LOVES his #2 pencil Most women aren’t built for much bigger than that.
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!: I’m glad my little word play was pleasing to you.
NaijaGal

He could’ve found a goofy girl that wasn’t a confirmed hoe
neen-o

How do I add a picture?? This gravi is oooglaaay
Blackswan

I love to see these two together. He seems really happy with her.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@naija now a days everybody a hoe might be a quiet know how to keep my chit on the low low but in the entertainment bizz aint everybody fukn errbody? by the way them legs butttttery silky lookn..
I Go There

Oh damn…. smh
Hershey

She’ll no doubt need surgery on her back and va-jayjay after he finishes with her…I have heard TALL tales about his package…I love them as a couple though, they seem to have lots of fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJewNV_LhnE&feature=player_embedded Zoe B.

Cuteness
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

I’m actually happy for Shaq…he seems like he’s much happier with Hoopz…Its too bad Shaunie had to have 50/11 kids for him and groom him to be a good man for the next bish…

But that’s usually how the game works…
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@sandra it was i like them together tho i really like to see shaq happy
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

they are so cute cant wait to hear shaq on nba on TNT him and barkley together
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

I have heard TALL tales about his package…
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Superhead said Shaq pee-pee is little!!
The Makeup Maven

Does anyone hate that song “They Know” by Drake as much as I do??
Hershey

@ Chiby Supahead needs a vag tightening procedure before she speaks about a man’s peen, when a man hits NO walls how would she know? or maybe a tube of 24 hour virgin would help her cause LAWD knows it’s probably stretched like Octomom’s vag in there
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

@Tatted
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/8/mayor-talks-tough-to-black-teens-after-flash-mobs/ LaTechGrad02

Good Afternoon All!
Cinderella

Couples should always have fun together oustide the bedroom.
I Go There

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

I have heard TALL tales about his package…
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Superhead said Shaq pee-pee is little!!
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IDK chi… I mean its Supahead
Although a 747 is big Its still could get lost in the Grand Canyon….
The Makeup Maven

@ Samyell – I HATE THAT FUGGIN’ SONG (and yes I was screaming that). Especially the part when he goes:

Ooooh don’t do it, please don’t do it
If one of us goes in then we all go through it

I mean, I just don’t by no sangin’ azz thug! Maybe it would’ve been believeable had he not’ve sang it, but since he did…..I feel like I’mma beat his azz every altercation we may have!
The Makeup Maven

Heeeey LTL – What’s shakin’???
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

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The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

I have heard TALL tales about his package…
____________________________________________________________
Superhead said Shaq pee-pee is little!!
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IDK chi… I mean its Supahead
Although a 747 is big Its still could get lost in the Grand Canyon….
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MUST WE TODAY???
http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

I’m sure Shaq will be lifting and moving her around after his big ass done broke her damn back…silly rabbits!!
I Go There

IDK chi… I mean its Supahead
Although a 747 is big Its still could get lost in the Grand Canyon….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MUST WE TODAY???
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Tatted Im just saying…
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

@Tatted I usually don’t neccesarily dislike someone I don’t know because it’s not in my nature but THAT dude is softer than warm Cool Whip <— (Stewie Griffin voice)
Creamychic

looking at @lakerchic Fonts lol
DapisDaShizz

@Maven, I super dee dupa dee hate DRAKE’S singing in any song. That just happens to be the currnet one I hate
Just thinking about how gay he looks makes me feel
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

SAM!! :hugs:

Leave Jimmy-Drake alone.
DapisDaShizz

@Igo, but she said it was in her mouth, uh, that means crayola sized or the new fries at McDonalds in the kids meal small.
The Makeup Maven

I Go There says:

IDK chi… I mean its Supahead
Although a 747 is big Its still could get lost in the Grand Canyon….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MUST WE TODAY???
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Tatted Im just saying…
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I know you are, but usually your shat be on the money…..and TODAY IS NO DIFFERENT!
The Makeup Maven

@ Samyell – Why did I do the WHip in my Stewie voice?? Brian HATES when Stewie enunciate that dayum H, don’t he???
The Makeup Maven

@ Dapis –

FIRST, let me start off by saying, you’se one purti azz girl to me!
Sowwy – I am a woman-lover and I’m not flirting, I’m just speaking fact….to me!

Second, Drake gets on my last FAT AZZ NERVE! There is no way this fool rumblin’ w/anyone or anythang but a dack! I’m sorry!
JMO

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

I betchu Shaunie and Evelyn aint gone fukk with that one. Hoopz azz will kill everbody in the damn circle.
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… He seems happy so kudos to them.
I Go There

DapisDaShizz says:

@Igo, but she said it was in her mouth, uh, that means crayola sized or the new fries at McDonalds in the kids meal small.
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Perhaps… but this is Supahead her shiat is sketchy to say the least
But hey, I cant call it…she had the party in her mouth and he was invited to come so.. sa la vie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

chit is getting really ill in that Beyonce post…
JMO

FeFe says:

chit is getting really ill in that Beyonce post…
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… I always miss the good ish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

YSO I thought we was cool, that is, until I found out you was discussing “poopcorn” behind my e-back
I Go There

I know you are, but usually your shat be on the money…..and TODAY IS NO DIFFERENT
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Thank you maam….
DapisDaShizz

@Maven, I thinks I u. I always comment on that closeup of you, put it back on here. And thanks bew
The Makeup Maven

@ Fe – Yes it is getting deep up in the Beyonce post!
The Makeup Maven

@ IGO – you are more than welcome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Dapis

I promise on everything I love that I’ve been trying to figure out where I know you from…you honestly look like someone I went to college with or someone who knew someone that I knew…weird…
The Makeup Maven

@ Dapis – what closeup?? – and you are more than welcome. I only speak facts!
EB

Shaunie put in all those years and hoops is enjoying a changed man?
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

IDK chi… I mean its Supahead
Although a 747 is big Its still could get lost in the Grand Canyon….
__________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Tatted

u puurrrrty bish!
http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html SamYell JacksEm

@YSo <— till you're pregnant
I just can't with that guy though. He's like a cloud where you can see him but even if you got close enough to snatch him up, you wouldn't know that you were touching him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

EB says:

Shaunie put in all those years and hoops is enjoying a changed man?

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I my best Beyonce screaming voice “Ring the Alarm!”
Hershey

Dapis is rather purtee and Maven’s picture is G0-juss but that close up one makes knows she makes me want to this screen
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

@OHOEY

Don’t be like that. You shouldn’t have tossed out your LakerChica dikshanary.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

WHATS UP MOOOOOO’FUKAS!! YEAH ITS DEEP AND DIRTY IN THAT BEY POST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-8TW3c17g OHoney

mmmhmmm they talkin hens and wicca in that Beyonce post, married men and pregnant easter bunnies.
Shyt gets real crazy in the Beyonce post!!
pointhimout

THAT’S FUNNY though. good for him. shaunee comes off like her plan all along was money. didn’t she divorce her husband and marry shack immediately? I guess she got what she wanted. remember when that guy with the long hair proposed to hoopz on the show, then she and the white guy clowned behind his back? too funny.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

@YSO STAY REPRESENTING THAT LAKER DICKTIONARY **STILL DONT WANT TO CUT U UR 5% THO**
The Makeup Maven

@ FeFe – WHO MEEEEEEEEEEEE? THANK YOU! I’m more than flattered you think so!
http://youtu.be/W_CQEcLXe-E YSoSerious

(doesn’t take any more of SAM’s :hugs: )

I’d like my uterus to remain as empty as Beyonce’s, please and thanks. :stop:

(whispers)

I do believe in Drizzy, I do. I do.
yerkesbabe

They are absolutely adorable together!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I hope he marries her!
The Makeup Maven

@ Hershey – HEEEEY BEW!

What close pic is this you and Dapis speak of???
Hershey

@ Maven the one with the fuschia colored lips….drool….and the :tiddays: lawd the :tiddays:
Hershey

@ Maven
The Makeup Maven

@ Hershey – I honestly don’t know what pic that is!
The Makeup Maven

@ Hershey. Ion think I have that pic anymore! I don’t know which one it is!
Hershey

Maven you have a picture with dark colored lipstick on, it’s very beautiful, seriously.
bigtyme

i know someone who messed w/ shaq back in the day and she said his pkg is no where near as big as folks would imagine given his height and appendage sizes. i didn’t ask for details though. i threw up in my mouth just imagining that dude talking dirty…
bigtyme

@point…she was married to shaqs business partner and left him for shaq…shaunie knew what the hell she was getting and doing.
neen-o

@Sandra Rose:

Thanks daaaawlin!
Nthabi

The ONLY thing I ever think about when I see Shaq and Hoopz is how they

Man, it must hurt, Hoopz! I can feel it from here, ma!
GAGIRL87

good for them
yerkesbabe

If Hoopz can pick him up, she can take that DiC%! No matter the size!
Roc

I also know someone that slept with him back in the day (LSU). She said he ain’t working with nothing, but can eat a mean cat.
Sweet-tea

With Superhead’s reputaion…I’m sure her cooh is the size of a well and any man’s pee pee feels like a toothpick to her.