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That commercial had me feeling some sorta way when I saw it playing during Xfactor last night……..and it wasn’t a good feeling.
No ma’am
Is everybody watching this show but me?
I need to look at all these vids on my phone….can’t see it on my work computer!
@BCB: I agree! The singing was waaaaaaaaaay off. I like the concept, but it just did not sound good to me.
…..
I’m glad they finally showed the before and after in the weight loss commercial
she looks like a bratz bobble head!!
Smh she sounded it better when she was fat. Why does that happen
Ooooh!
@Laker I think you were supposed to seal your lips before you made that comment
Ummmm….well….the concept of the commercial was very good…. and that mauve colored dress the “skinny” Jen wore was HOT!!
Uhh…..what did Whitney Houston say? Whatever Nippy says is what I’m rolling with….
So busy tryna play with my head
Telling me how she can blow my mind
Something ’bout the things taht she said
Made me wanna take it there one time
I should be walking away
Cause her hands up on my thigh
Should I leave, should I stay?
After all it’s just one night
But oh no, I can’t let you get the best of me
Even thought deep inside something dying to see
How you flow out them clothes then you put it on me
Feelings coming on strong, I know that it’s wrong
I can’t let you get the best of me
Um…… They don’t sound the same at ALL. Weird, just can’t put my finger on why it’s weird.
Ok, so I watched the vid…I have nothing…
That commercial sucked. Creepy
NO MA’AM PAM!
TATTED……………….
I actually like the commercial It shows that she has worked on her vocals and of course the weight loss….
Yes Brown
*BLANK STARE*
look up
@Tatted
I keep trying to give you :hugs: and
WTF IS OUR GENERAL DOIN HERE!!!!!.
SON OF A BYTCH
Morning Fefe !!! did you try new chit last night?
@BETTY BOOP MAAWWWNING GAAWWGEOUS!
YOU ARE A FUGGIN’ FOOL!
@ Fe – I spoke on the other post but I can ALWAYS give you more love! & X’ss a milly
#sorry for the excess amount of emoticons, Auntie*
where the fluck did that random poster in the T.I. thread go yesterday???…that chest was hawt and I wanted the pic to keep going lower!
jennifer…. ma’am ….. you tried it…
Laker bew bew! I see you and yo gravi boo! &
@LOLITA I THOUGHT U WERE GOING TO BE OUT TODAY…
@vero
Naw girl, the hubby and I went out to eat and passed out as soon as we got home…but I may be trying it this weekend..
@Tatted
Awww my bad, I’ve been jumping around this blog too much this morning!
Tatted please dont hate on my name
SANDRA I just sent you that email again! It’s sending it from my work email and NOT the email I registered with so it has my name in it
I like the bigger version of J-hud better but that is me I love my women thick anyway. so the raven symone knock off Jen I can do without. She was way much beautiful healthy. #IJS #DJM
Let me ask again… Where is YSO ? Anyone?
@BETTY BOOP IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING CHRISTMASY TO PUT UP AS MY GRAVY..
@ Fe – It’s okay. It was just destiny that you got extra, that’s all!
@ Brown – GIIIIIRL, I almost pissed on myself! You are a nut!
Laker I thought I was too but my water at home is off for maintenance until 2 and I can do anyshoppin cuz ny knee is swollin so I brought my ass in
Fefe, you know we’ll be expecting a ‘full’ report on monday right? or tuesday… or anytime next week
@ My male crush….IS THAT SOOOOOOO?
@VERO I THINK SHE ON VACAY I HAVENT SEE THAT GREEN GRINCH BISH LATELY
So…am I the ONLY person who got a settlement check from BofA from that class action suit that Candi told us about months ago?
I came out to a BofA envelope and it said “Settlement Division” on there and I almost threw it away cause I thought they were trying to come for me about an old balance I never paid…opened it up and it was a damn check!
Me:
So dis niccah just gon brang his ass in and not speak………..
@ Lakes – What about Miss Piggy in a santa hat! You know you some Miss Piggy!
@vero
Ion want the blog to get all fonky and messy like it did yesterday!
@SASSY WE GOING SHOOPING? **MAILS U LIL MAMA **
DOUGIE
I didnt get a check from them but I did get a 1200 dollar check from when my nephew hit my vehicle, a vehicle that i didnt drive because it needed a motor anyway
<< I GOT THE MIS PIGGY NOSE DOWN SO..
Thanks Lakes !!!!
Sassy you don’t play with your money ! I remember yall talking about that !
@Dougie
I shole wish I’d get a random check in the mail…
BigCityGirl says:
*BLANK STARE*
Aunt Flo got teary eyed. If I watch it again in a week I’d probably clown it
Morning to everybody I haven’t alrady spoke too
logged in w/the wrong p/w thought i was banned. #thehorror
whain in furly hail?
TaBew my beautiful yew
FeFeee #purrrrr
Vero
Lakes
Knowledge
Sassy to errybody
Fefe, we’re used to it
Double L my brown suga
Tatt yes i have always loved the healthy women (blessed as I always called them)
then skinty women never been my cup of
@Fayla
@FAY **PLAYS IN UR HAIR** BUENOS DIAS
I saw that commercial and I agree that the concept was good, but it wasn’t quite right. Why did they go with that take? BD said “Why is that fat chick looking like that?” I told him that was her before weight watchers.
@ Lakes – awwwww, CUT IT OUT! You don’t have no Miss Piggy Nose!
@Laker/Fefe/Vero
I’ll buy all ya’ll something…..ya’ll like those Target socks in crazy colors with the toe slots in them?
Morning Fayfay
No ma’am Jennifer.
Melanie from X-Factor is here now, so you can take a seat and continue to raise your handsome son and David. Take them on a play date to WWF Smackdown or sum’lak’dat.
@2KNOW MOORNING U NEW? OR I JUST SLOW…
tread lightly niccah
@ My male crush – I can dig it. You know some ppl be ackkin’ like we have lepercy. Good to know that some ppl route for the team!
@Sassy
I rather some seamless panties from VS thanks
I’LL TAKE NORDSTROMS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY MORE SAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBW – (on the dreads that is)
@2know !
@ Dougie.
I know that’s right. I need another gift give-a-way….I JUST DON’T WANNA DO ANYTHING FOR IT!
I’LL ALSO ACCEPT LORD & TAYLOR AND/OR BLOOMIE’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I NEVER WIN NOTHING ON HERE CAUSE I’M NOT IN ATL, THEN WHEN I COULD REALLY WIN, YOU OPEN THE CONTEST UP AFTER I DONE STARTED MY 2 HR DRIVE HOME!!!!!!
AND YOU KNOW I KNOW ABOUT THEM DAMN WATCHES!!!!!!!!
vero i asked abt YSO yest..miss that bish
btw anybody tell HIS she in the clear?
at Fay cuz I’m still salty you left me out the loop!
DOUGIE
I’m deciding everything I’m gonna pay extra on, on the joy
I am gonna get a new stereo since the one in my truck tends to get stuck and I have to use my hospital tweezers that I “confiscated” to pull th cd out
@SASSY I LOOOVE TO GET FUNKY LOOKN SOCKS.. AM I THE ONLY ONE…
@TATT MY MADRE TOLD ME IF I LAUGH TO HARD I MIGHT OINK WITH THAT NOSE SHE WRONG I GOT IT FROM MY GRANDPA!! **HER DAM DADDY* SHE GOT THIS LIL NOSE…
Morning all I need
Shoudlnt yall heffas be at home cooking or something…
I don’t know how you do it @Sassy. 2 hour drive i’d be everyday !
Vero, your greeting from me is waiting on you in the candy shooter post, you too Brown & one comment for Douglas <– DD Vanilla Coffee
<–Christmas hugs for all
@Dougie
I LOVE those socks…they are so much fun!
Dealing with Ninjas over Jordans is like…….Someone please finish this because what I experienced for some damn sneakers was some ish straight out of the Twilight Zone
@Brown
LOL! You got an 8-track deck in your car, girl?! Get you a nice Bose system.
@Igo
I’m teleworking today….got my work laptop set up beside my home laptop (that I’m typing on) and watching tv. We get off early today by 3 hours….so…I’m just clicking a button every 20 mins to make my status still say “active.”
Multitasker. I. Am.
@IGO NOPE I GOT BREAKFAST AT WORK YUUUMY!! OH AND MORNING <HEAD NOD FROM 50 FEET AWAY!
Morning Bruh & Igo
Laker, I love the loud psychodelic socks that holds each toe and cartoon ones too. I’m a big kid at heart
I be in the target dollar section picking up new socks weekly
@Vero
I be ready to shoot somebody often….trust me.
@Fefe/Laker
I’m glad ya’ll appreciate my gift offering! Vero all “fancy and sh*t.” Wanting dem ‘spenive underwear instead of these good toe-socks!
@ Igo – I am about to cook set it off – I’m hown’gry in this bish!!!
I’m on vacay, but my peeps who had to work today were ornery as fugg. Come calling and texting me at all times of the morning.
Usually I’d still be sleep.
@vero how you? @ laker naw I’m not new love been on here from time to time.
@ tat hell I’ve been on the healthy team a long time. Hell nothing like a healthy woman hell the real curves of a woman isn’t made by a plastic surgeon or a needle. nothing like feeling a woman and knowing there is perfect in them humps that were created from god and that hell she perfect no matter is she not a 3 and let’s be honest if she a 10 or above she fine as all get out to me. #IJS
@YALL :2dance: YAAAY I’M NORMAL!! I GOT SOMANY FUNKY SOCKS I LOOOVE THEM AND IM AT HOME ALOT SO I WEAR THEM ALL THE FUKN TIME!!
@BRUH MORNING AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS
DOUGIE I dont want anything fancy or high dollar just somethin better than my factory crap that I have now. I just need somethin that sounds decent.
Sup Chief
aint no chance in hell i woulda won shat yest. iono jack abt fine watches otha than rolex
BBW
Knowledge im good, gonna START Christmas shoppin today i do this chit erry year
and @Yalll
I hope your arm isn’t too tired from the 5 hour wave
Heeeey Bruham
@ my E-BROTHER – Where were you yesterday
@ Lakes – FAMILY GIVE IT TO US MORE RAW THAT ANYONE I KNOW!
Dealing with Ninjas over Jordans is like:
the open-air drug market in our neighborhoods (just outta control)
Smurfette
@KayCei
I’m glad ur posting today…you lurk too much and your comments always have me
@2know oh ok then well nice to meet u
@ My male crush
Good morning
Tatted, Luscious, Lakes, Sassy, Fayla, vero, Bruh, Knowledge, and anybody else I missed. It’s Friday!
YALL
I got a onsie with the feet in em!
So that what imma be sportin all day on xmas
Any suggestion for movies I should buy?
My sis already bought me planet of the apes….”Caesar is home”
Morning vero
@Dougie Yeah I got a homie thats doing the same thing
@Laker i see you still keeping distance
Ooops, sorry for the Emoticons overload !!!
again @ 2 know, i love these stories
Sassy I live in the Caribbean. i don’t need no damn socks
Laker your gravi is really sweet
I tried the microcake and used it to make awesome rum balls. Works great.
Any of you do a white elephant gift exchange at work? I LOVE those, especially when they center around alcohol and gift cards…
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Dealing with Ninjas over Jordans is like…….Someone please finish this because what I experienced for some damn sneakers was some ish straight out of the Twilight Zone
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Hey Bruh!
That was some bullchit!
We didn’t go out this year – decided to do it online. At 12:01 ALL the shoe store sites went under maintenance – the bishes crashed!
We were up until 3:45 in the a.m. clicking and refreshing. Got them – plus got charged 3 times so I might be getting 3 pairs of 11’s.
@Dougie
The hubby and I went out to eat last night and the restaurant we went to is right by a Saks Fifth Avenue…I was lookin’ at that store and reenacting what CD did yesterday… *kicking the trash can and mumbling that it was a stoopid contest anyway*
Laker, *whispers* I be mitchmatching because they all look alike
One mo’ for Vero
Where is my gift yo @Douglas
KC, Tatted & Fay Fay (Tatted’s baybay)
@ Knowledge
Morning Peeps!
my co-worker has had the same cough for dang near a year….I’m ready to set a doctor’s appointment for her myself. Ol’ e-bola virus self!
@BETTY BOOP SHE WAS SERIOUS TOO NO GIGGLE OR NOTHING… I LOVE MY BIG NOSE THO THAT BISH WORK I CAN SMELL SHIT A FUKN MILE AWAY! I BE SMELLING CHIT BEFORE ANYBODY… HEY AT LEAST I KNOW HOW MS.PIGGY AND TINY FEEL
FAYLA!
I’m still really not speakin to you but I need somethin for my skin so can you help me
@ Brown – You should definitely see Notes On A Scandal
It’s old, but thats my joint!
Morning BBW
I’m at work and I can’t focus. Last night, I cooked christmas lunch for the staff.
Rice, peas, pork / chicken, yam for 30 people.
I’m tired as hell !!! But in 34 minutes, i’m officially off
Luscious what must i do to make it up to u bew?
*Knowledge stock just went ka-ching!*
@ BBW – Please see post # 72!
nice to meet you to laker I just got a question I hope the laker is b/c your a laker stan. :LOL:
YAllC :puts on the fitted and the new freshly tims: What it is ma?
:hugs: @BBW, Smurfette and IGo (flashes golden nips at you)
Sup Brown… how are you?
@Kaycei Thats what Im talking about… bring me a plate
@Tatted… Im off till Tuesday so I was out and about yesterday… Im bout to do the same today. Soon as I get dressed.
@IGO I DONT FEEL LIKE GETN HURT TODAY SO BACK BACK BRUH!! **PUSHES U TWO MILES AWAY FROM ME**
@YALL HAVE U BEEN WATCHING A BISH!!
@LATER THANKS
@ Smurfette – Why eer’body be laffin’ @ my petname for Fay Fay!
@ Lakes Girl, it’s okay. My one friend told me I had a “pot of greens” nose! I’m like “what the fugg you tom’bout? my nose is small!” She said, yes it is, but it has the “flared” nostril effect!
I ain’t no dayum James Evans!
Tatted
is it a sappy movie????? I dont wanna see any sappy movies
@Tatted
Isn’t ‘Notes on a Scandal’ about that old crazy lesbian lady who was plotting and scheming on chicks? That was a good movie….
i’m fone posting rat nah which is like a 10 delay witchall speed typin bishes
Luscious & i mean for real, the whip will keep ur skin riiight
*brb*
FE FE!
just saying fay I’m not a small dude and I need more pushing for the cushion. other dudes can keep them Kim K’s, beyawnce and so forth.
Please, I’m a up north cat now residing in the south and I need my cornbeard and collard green women as fanny say
@ IGO – oh you out and about shopping?!?! Did momma tell you to get your e-sister something VERY NICE?? *no high heels tho. I ‘memba wha’chu said ’bout them*
@2KNOW AND U RIGHT IM A LAKER/BLACKMAMBA/LAKERDYNASTY STAN TO THE DAY I D.I.E AINT NO OTHER TEAM IN MY MIND BUT THE LAKERS..
Whats going on Fe Fe…. nipples just shining.
Sup BBW
Hey Y’all
@ Fe – I try to post as much as I can. Mainly I can’t be consistant while I’m at work.
But when chit start getting cray, I just raise my eyebrow, look sideways, and keep it moving.
It HAS been unusually mild in here lately….hmmmm
*sniffs the air* Beautiful!!
Kay if you have an 8 i will pay you for them
*hates collard greens*
@ Brown – HEYUL NAW! That movie far from that. It’s bomb!
Just see Fe’s description.
@ Fe – YUP, that’s the movie. I saw that movie years ago and it’s STILL in my catelog!
oh we got problems then Laker BOSTON ALL DAY!!!! LOL!!! GREEN AND WHITE BABY!
@ Laker I wont bother you about Kobe, I feel bad for the homie
YALL &
TaBew y they wont let us our luv be gr8 huh?
Tatted
I need somethin with some violence and action
DOUBLE L you not going to hate collard greens when you I with that brown suga!
@KayCei
It HAS been peaceful, and I LOVES it…
@Tatted
Yeah, that movie does kinda stay with you…I like movies filmed in the UK, they have a different feel to them…that bish was psychotic!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO I DONT FEEL LIKE GETN HURT TODAY SO BACK BACK BRUH!! **PUSHES U TWO MILES AWAY FROM ME**
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Well you the only one thats scared…
@Tatted… Why oh why do I have to be put in the sibling zone… hips treating me wrong.
FAYLA
is the whip what you sent HTOWN for her baby????
Attention: Mr. Furley’s jumpoff ( ) Imma need said pic of this onesie yo
:2dance: Fi Fi @golden nips
Tatted, I been wanting to type that yo
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It is you babe
But these fools were fighting for a spot in line all the while crushing mofo’s in attempts to get in the damn mall I was like if obtaining a pair of Jordan’s consist of going to a mall where there sure as hell will be Ninja’s then Michael Jordan can kiss Della Reese’s ‘ENTIRE ARSE”
dont make promises you can’t keep
@BRUH DAM IT WHY U PUSSHN THE SHYT I SAID GOOD MAWWNING AND ERRTHANG ITS CALLD PRACTICE AND CHIT HE GOOD HE BE BACK!! **RUBS AZZ** IT STILL HURT WHY U BRINGN IT UP AGAIN!!??
@2KNO OH U ONE OF THEM…. YEAH GOLD AND PURPLE ALL DAY PLAAAYA!! **GETS HER BLACK PURPLE AND GOLD ONESIE ON WITH BOOBS CUT OUT**
@Vero
EVERYBODY needs socks!!
@Yall
I’ma send you a pair too!
@Brown
Get you something you don’t need to use any pliers for! LOL!
@BBW
Hola!
@2know
Ironically your comment #139 reminds me that if you actually put brown sugar in greens it really adds a good flavor to them…my BFF did that one time and I never forgot how GOOD they were!
*throws out the window
I Forgot those Js came out today…
Maybe I should have told my secret Santa about them….
Hey BBW <–silver icicles
@ Brown – you also gotta see Fracture w/Anthony Hopkins & Mr. Brooks w/Kevin Costner
@IGO PAPI NOT SCARED BUT I DONT DO E-ARGUING OVER NO DACK SPECIALLY WITH MY SESY COUGAR :hunch:
Luscious
we should have this restaurant here called brown suga cafe and baby they cooked their pork chops and chicken with brown sugar and baby I damn near came every time I had one!
* we used to
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Kay if you have an 8 i will pay you for them
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If I had an 8 I would probably gift them to you Bruh, foreal. These big feet bastards around here wear 11 1/2’s at 15 and 17!!!
So I’m waiting for Finish Line to confirm my shipments – hell, I was charged so I better get them bishes.
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
that chit DOES sound good!
@Yall
I’ma send you a pair too!
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What am I getting? Some ‘red bottoms’ ( <–that's for Zoe, just in case she's lurking)
cues 5 Heartbeats song JUST IN CASE…..
Where's Al to singalong w/me
FAYLA
i thought so she told me how good it was so I’ve fels some kinda way bout you every since then!
I don’t want no sock !!!!!
@fefe I tried brown suga in my collard greens this past thanksgiving and boy I love them damn things now. *stares @ double L b/c she has suga in her name.*
@ Lakes yea I’m one of them ride or die Green and white baby’s. stares at Lakes onesie with the boobs out she gets a pass b/c it’s purple and gold.
@ yalLc brings out the mink with the tims on
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO PAPI NOT SCARED BUT I DONT DO E-ARGUING OVER NO DACK SPECIALLY WITH MY SESY COUGAR
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Call it what you like…
It was like you got chased off the block by the other dope boys…
they cooked their pork chops and chicken with brown sugar
^^ UMMM IMAGINE THE TASTE
mannn ppl been talking abt all kinda jordan drama. w8n outside 4 hrs & then the store mgr tells the ppl he gone take care of him & his employees 1st
Good morning folks
@IGO The prep works is tonight and tomorrow. I start cooking when I get in from working (bartender).
@BruhMan Ninjas and Jordans is like strippers and lace front sale.. Its gonna break bad, just trust me. No true sneakerhead had to wait because we had them yesterday…
@Dougie.. Them toe soacks are the truth. And the workout Nikes of the same ilk are nice too.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Brown – you also gotta see Fracture w/Anthony Hopkins & Mr. Brooks w/Kevin Costner
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Fell asleep on that shiat.
tatted
I’ve seen fracture and anthony hopkins scares me
Brown I read your “baby” in Monique’s (old thicker) voice
@ Fe & Brown – Brown sugar is my magic weapon. That chit sets off EVERYTHING.
Think I’m playing? Try half a cup in your spaghetti sauce. Just add it in there and watch niggas start flipping through your kitchen.
@IGO U KNOW WHAT FORGET U TRYING TO GET ME SLASH AGAIN!! @2KNOW WELL ITS PURPLE AND GOLD OVER HERE ALL DAY!!
Where is Man?
*takes off onesie & climbs inside your mink coat*
Fayla, report them and maybe you’ll get something free #thatswhatiwoulddo
Nikke congrats!
@Luscious! yeen right, how was i posed to know? did u respond to how i can make it up?
Hey KayCei fone posting is a bish PMS’n BEEN meaning to speak
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
mannn ppl been talking abt all kinda jordan drama. w8n outside 4 hrs & then the store mgr tells the ppl he gone take care of him & his employees 1st
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Hey Fay!
I didn’t even go to a store. I went right online. I heard JB’s was selling them yesterday before they were released – which is a hook up for some, but I personally think that’s grimy.
But I wasn’t leaving the safety of my home for those crazy azz lines
YALL
that’s how I meant it
Kay I use it in a lot of stuff I cook now
nothing but love for you LAke’s it’s just when my boys play your boys we enemies
after that its all love.
NikkeMinxx says:
Good morning folks
@IGO The prep works is tonight and tomorrow. I start cooking when I get in from working (bartender).
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Bartender huh?
While you at it make me a Vesper Martini…. Thanks in advance.
mannn ppl been talking abt all kinda jordan drama. w8n outside 4 hrs & then the store mgr tells the ppl he gone take care of him & his employees 1st
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This is why everybody who is anybody at their neighborhood Foot Locker already has some… and was at home laughing at ninjas standing in line.
Igo, ain’t nobody fighting over your ‘brother’
& <–1/2 azz sisterly one
*you
:Newpost: is up
PSP
please dont speak him up!
*turns fitted forward and folds the mink over YAllC and plays Donny Hath this xmas while getting my ESC on*
@2KNOW AWW TRUE THAT ALL AMOR UNTIL WE HIT THAT COURT THEN THE LOVE GOES OUT THE DOOR
@IGO #178 thats cool but if you insist on the lemon twist you gotta come early.. Aint nothing extra when it jumps off in there…
Anyone had Kinky or the new purple Hyopnotiq?
Nikke!!! witcho WINNING azz congrats bew
YALL no maam Fay Fay dont eeem wait outside for NUFFIN mk? that happened in Dallas
I GOT A $100 FROM VICKY SECRET I TOO EXCITED!!
Nikke, you should make us all a good drink right now yo
Something festive and ish
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, ain’t nobody fighting over your ‘brother’
& <–1/2 azz sisterly one
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See this is what being nice gets me… Im at a table and everybody is 50 feet away from me cause they scared of getting cut.
What we talmbout
Well Santa needed to bring his butt out there that day because, from unwashed asses to mofo’s killing me with the morning breath
Nikke
are you gettin me somethin for xmas???????
*moist panteez* (just from the ecs)
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I never heard of those Nikke, are they good?
Laker I’m glad you said that. I gotta go there to get my boss somethin!
*know i better get my gift i told somebody about yesterday*
NikkeMinxx says:
@IGO #178 thats cool but if you insist on the lemon twist you gotta come early.. Aint nothing extra when it jumps off in there…
Anyone had Kinky or the new purple Hyopnotiq?
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Yeah that Lemon twist is needed….
@LOLITA I’M GOING AFTER WORK IF THEM SKINTY BISHES MESURE MY AGAIN AND TELL ME IM BIGGER IM FINNA BE ESSSTRA PISSD !! I LOOOVE THEY LACE PANTIES AND THEY HEAVENLY ANGEL PERFUME
Just got the “1/2 day today” e-mail
#shootistillaintgonnaworkthough
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
With the Kazoo though?
@IGO IS ERRBODY GIVING U 50 FEET? THATS WHAT U GET
Them VS salesladies know they be fiending to measure folks
Back up off me!
Them VS salesladies know they be fiending to measure folks
Back up off me!
Laker that’s what I usually wherer to bed
This is why everybody who is anybody at their neighborhood Foot Locker already has some… and was at home laughing at ninjas standing in line.
I am saddened by your boasting……..I will obtain the Air Yeezy’s and then we will see who will be laughing LMBO!!!
@ Bruh –
Kazoo and all.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO IS ERRBODY GIVING U 50 FEET? THATS WHAT U GET
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Nah not errbody…. Some of them dont have the fear that you do. Them ta- Tas of yours shrunk by at least one cup size…
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MERRY CHRISTMASS AND THAT ALL THAT JAZZ TO YOU ALL!!!! ROLL CALL *INSERT ALL NAMES HERE*
:2dance:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO IS ERRBODY GIVING U 50 FEET? THATS WHAT U GET
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Nah not errbody…. Some of them dont have the fear that you do.
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If I had an 8 I would probably gift them to you Bruh, foreal. These big feet bastards around here wear 11 1/2?s at 15 and 17!!!
It would have been only right to give you some extra money for your pocket I would have paid you and handsomely
BAH HUMBUG to you too MISS H
Needless to say I have been up for over 24 hrs and wont get out of work til 5
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
With the Kazoo though?
______________ 1 of my FAVE Martin epi’s
@YALL WHEN I GO AND TELL THEM MY ZIZE THEY LOOK AT MY AND SAY “WOULD U LIKE TO GET MEASURE? U LOOK BIGGER THAN THAT” BISH! AND THEY ALWAYS RIGHT!! I REFUSE TO GO INTO THE DOUBLE D!!
ohhhhh yessss BAH HAMBUG BROWN/SUGA WALLS MFLWRJFHITHUTHWEJNKFHIT <—— all the names you got
@IGO FUK AND U I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE TRAP **LIES ONE TELLS TO STAY E-ALIVE** MY SHRINK OR GET BIGGER ERTIME I GO TO VICKYS THEM BISHES ALWAYS WANT OT MEASURE
MISS H
I’m just tryna keep it fresh but I will forever be known as brown suga cuz I’m just sweet like that
BROWN that you are
@HARLEM HEY MAMA FELIZ NAVIDAD
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO FUK AND U I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE TRAP
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… Its no trap I was just telling you dont be a scary cat
SON <–tight granny hug (the one that shakes you up)
*plays all the Christmas songs from the 70's and 80's*
:2dance:
@IGO FINE!! <<PAD ON THE BACK … LETS START THERE SO WHATS THE PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?? DID U BUY THE GF SOMETHING NICE? U KNOW FREDRICKS AND VICKY SECRET ARE THE WAY TO GO!! DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT THEM FURY SLIPPERS? OH NO…
Laker, no complaints here, they let me know that I was a 34c when I had been wearing a 38b since forever
Plus I liked that they gave me every style in my correct size so that I could pick which style I liked, and they even wrote it down on a snazzy card for me to keep… And I didn’t even buy anything that day, I was just killing time while in LV
I got furry Betty Boop thong slippers Hah, does that count?
LAKER FELIZ NAVIDAD PROSPERO ANO Y FELICIDAD :2dance:
SON *breaks away from the hug* :2dance: to Jacskon 5 Christmas Album
Great concept….. Thinking how much better I’m gonna look that good when I loose these extra lbs!!!!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO FINE!! <<PAD ON THE BACK … LETS START THERE SO WHATS THE PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?? DID U BUY THE GF SOMETHING NICE? U KNOW FREDRICKS AND VICKY SECRET ARE THE WAY TO GO!! DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT THEM FURY SLIPPERS? OH NO…
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Ligerie is given through out the year… While I do like a woman in some nice VS its kinda blah giving out panties and bras for christmas.
PEACH…….IZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
*sticks my tongue in your dimple*
@YALL I WAS WEARING A 36B TWO YEARS AGO.. GO IN THERE CAME OUT WIHT A 36C WHEN BACK A YEAR LATER AND CAME OUT WITH A 38D I JUST NO LIKIE!!
@IGO THEY GOT NICE LOTIONS BABYDOLLS AND PERFUME TOO!! MY MAN KNOW ME HE CANT GO WRONG WITH NICE PANTIES OR BABYDOLL
@YALL WHY U I SERIOUZ BISH THEY ADD A CUP ERRTIME I GO IN THERE AND ITS ALWAYS A FUKN A CUP WHITE SKINTY BISH MAKE ME FEEL ALL FULL FAT AND JUICY
Laker, I guess all I can say is HUBBA HUBBA
230’s laughter was for Brown and SON yo
They just jealous Laker
@YALL OH HAIL NAWW!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO THEY GOT NICE LOTIONS BABYDOLLS AND PERFUME TOO!! MY MAN KNOW ME HE CANT GO WRONG WITH NICE PANTIES OR BABYDOLL
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Laker Thats a given… I prefer to get those kinds of things
just because.
YALL I did a song for you
@IGO DIAMONDS DIAMONDS ARE A CHICAS BEST FRIEDN TOO!! I BORED!! WHERE ERRBODY AT MUST I WORK TODAY?
*goes off to get MY song*
MissHarlem says:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MERRY CHRISTMASS AND THAT ALL THAT JAZZ TO YOU ALL!!!! ROLL CALL *INSERT ALL NAMES HERE*
_____________ Heyyy! long time no c!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO DIAMONDS DIAMONDS ARE A CHICAS BEST FRIEDN TOO!!
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Well I aint doing that shait either….
Well dayum! I can’t leave and go get a Pepsi fo’ the comments jump to the 200’s!?!?! You move you lose huh?
I love this place!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
With the Kazoo though?
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1 of my FAVE Martin epi’s
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Mine too Fay! Tracey Morgan had my azz in tears!
@ Bruh – 24 hours?? Off at 5!??
You need yo’ e-sis to call you off? I’m da’ queen of that chit.
I sound like one ol’ yt lady.
FAYLA heyyyyyyy its cuz my FIANCE aint here
I wish it would be possible but unfortunately Im here already
That commercial had me feeling some sorta way when I saw it playing during Xfactor last night……..and it wasn’t a good feeling.
No ma’am
Is everybody watching this show but me?
I need to look at all these vids on my phone….can’t see it on my work computer!
@BCB: I agree! The singing was waaaaaaaaaay off. I like the concept, but it just did not sound good to me.
…..
I’m glad they finally showed the before and after in the weight loss commercial
she looks like a bratz bobble head!!
Smh she sounded it better when she was fat. Why does that happen
Ooooh!
@Laker I think you were supposed to seal your lips before you made that comment
Ummmm….well….the concept of the commercial was very good…. and that mauve colored dress the “skinny” Jen wore was HOT!!
Uhh…..what did Whitney Houston say? Whatever Nippy says is what I’m rolling with….
So busy tryna play with my head
Telling me how she can blow my mind
Something ’bout the things taht she said
Made me wanna take it there one time
I should be walking away
Cause her hands up on my thigh
Should I leave, should I stay?
After all it’s just one night
But oh no, I can’t let you get the best of me
Even thought deep inside something dying to see
How you flow out them clothes then you put it on me
Feelings coming on strong, I know that it’s wrong
I can’t let you get the best of me
Um…… They don’t sound the same at ALL. Weird, just can’t put my finger on why it’s weird.
Ok, so I watched the vid…I have nothing…
That commercial sucked. Creepy
NO MA’AM PAM!
TATTED……………….
I actually like the commercial
It shows that she has worked on her vocals and of course the weight loss….
Yes Brown
*BLANK STARE*
look up
@Tatted
I keep trying to give you :hugs: and
WTF IS OUR GENERAL DOIN HERE!!!!!.
SON OF A BYTCH
Morning Fefe !!! did you try new chit last night?
@BETTY BOOP
MAAWWWNING GAAWWGEOUS!
@ Fe – I spoke on the other post but I can ALWAYS give you more love!
& 
X’ss a milly
#sorry for the excess amount of emoticons, Auntie*
where the fluck did that random poster in the T.I. thread go yesterday???…that chest was hawt and I wanted the pic to keep going lower!
jennifer…. ma’am ….. you tried it…
Laker bew bew! I see you and yo gravi boo!
& 
@LOLITA
I THOUGHT U WERE GOING TO BE OUT TODAY…
@vero
Naw girl, the hubby and I went out to eat and passed out as soon as we got home…but I may be trying it this weekend..
@Tatted
Awww my bad, I’ve been jumping around this blog too much this morning!
Tatted please dont hate on my name
SANDRA I just sent you that email again! It’s sending it from my work email and NOT the email I registered with so it has my name in it
I like the bigger version of J-hud better but that is me I love my women thick anyway. so the raven symone knock off Jen I can do without. She was way much beautiful healthy. #IJS #DJM
Let me ask again… Where is YSO ? Anyone?
@BETTY BOOP
IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING CHRISTMASY TO PUT UP AS MY GRAVY.. 
@ Fe – It’s okay. It was just destiny that you got extra, that’s all!
@ Brown – GIIIIIRL, I almost pissed on myself! You are a nut!
Laker I thought I was too but my water at home is off for maintenance until 2 and I can do anyshoppin cuz ny knee is swollin so I brought my ass in
Fefe, you know we’ll be expecting a ‘full’ report on monday right? or tuesday… or anytime next week
@ My male crush….IS THAT SOOOOOOO?
@VERO I THINK SHE ON VACAY
I HAVENT SEE THAT GREEN GRINCH BISH LATELY
So…am I the ONLY person who got a settlement check from BofA from that class action suit that Candi told us about months ago?
I came out to a BofA envelope and it said “Settlement Division” on there and I almost threw it away cause I thought they were trying to come for me about an old balance I never paid…opened it up and it was a damn check!
Me:
So dis niccah just gon brang his ass in and not speak………..
@ Lakes – What about Miss Piggy in a santa hat! You know you
some Miss Piggy! 
@vero
@SASSY
WE GOING SHOOPING? **MAILS U LIL MAMA **
DOUGIE
I didnt get a check from them but I did get a 1200 dollar check from when my nephew hit my vehicle, a vehicle that i didnt drive because it needed a motor anyway
<< I GOT THE MIS PIGGY NOSE DOWN SO..
Thanks Lakes !!!!
I remember yall talking about that !
Sassy you don’t play with your money !
@Dougie
I shole wish I’d get a random check in the mail…
BigCityGirl says:
*BLANK STARE*
Aunt Flo got teary eyed. If I watch it again in a week I’d probably clown it
Morning to everybody I haven’t alrady spoke too
logged in w/the wrong p/w thought i was banned. #thehorror
whain in furly hail?
my beautiful yew
to errybody
TaBew
FeFeee #purrrrr
Vero
Lakes
Knowledge
Sassy
Fefe, we’re used to it
Double L my brown suga
Tatt yes i have always loved the healthy women (blessed as I always called them)
then skinty women never been my cup of
@FAY **PLAYS IN UR HAIR** BUENOS DIAS
I saw that commercial and I agree that the concept was good, but it wasn’t quite right. Why did they go with that take? BD said “Why is that fat chick looking like that?” I told him that was her before weight watchers.
@ Lakes – awwwww, CUT IT OUT! You don’t have no Miss Piggy Nose!
Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
FAy fay
how you lovely
Hey Fayla!!
@Brown
Let’s trade checks. *switches our envelopes*
@Laker/Fefe/Vero
I’ll buy all ya’ll something…..ya’ll like those Target socks in crazy colors with the toe slots in them?
Morning Fayfay
No ma’am Jennifer.
Melanie from X-Factor is here now, so you can take a seat and continue to raise your handsome son and David. Take them on a play date to WWF Smackdown or sum’lak’dat.
@2KNOW MOORNING U NEW? OR I JUST SLOW…
tread lightly niccah
@ My male crush – I can dig it. You know some ppl be ackkin’ like we have lepercy. Good to know that some ppl route for the team!
I rather some seamless panties from VS thanks
SANDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU GIVE OUT ANOTHER GREAT GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY TODAY!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’LL TAKE NORDSTROMS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY MORE SAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBW –
(on the dreads that is)
I know that’s right. I need another gift give-a-way….I JUST DON’T WANNA DO ANYTHING FOR IT!
I’LL ALSO ACCEPT LORD & TAYLOR AND/OR BLOOMIE’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I NEVER WIN NOTHING ON HERE CAUSE I’M NOT IN ATL, THEN WHEN I COULD REALLY WIN, YOU OPEN THE CONTEST UP AFTER I DONE STARTED MY 2 HR DRIVE HOME!!!!!!
AND YOU KNOW I KNOW ABOUT THEM DAMN WATCHES!!!!!!!!
vero i asked abt YSO yest..miss that bish
btw anybody tell HIS she in the clear?
DOUGIE
I’m deciding everything I’m gonna pay extra on, on the joy
I am gonna get a new stereo since the one in my truck tends to get stuck and I have to use my hospital tweezers that I “confiscated” to pull th cd out
@SASSY
I LOOOVE TO GET FUNKY LOOKN SOCKS.. AM I THE ONLY ONE…
SHE WRONG I GOT IT FROM MY GRANDPA!! **HER DAM DADDY* SHE GOT THIS LIL NOSE… 
@TATT MY MADRE TOLD ME IF I LAUGH TO HARD I MIGHT OINK WITH THAT NOSE
Morning all I need
Shoudlnt yall heffas be at home cooking or something…
I don’t know how you do it @Sassy. 2 hour drive i’d be
everyday !
Vero, your greeting from me is waiting on you in the candy shooter post, you too Brown & one comment for Douglas
<– DD Vanilla Coffee
@Dougie
I LOVE those socks…they are so much fun!
Dealing with Ninjas over Jordans is like…….Someone please finish this because what I experienced for some damn sneakers was some ish straight out of the Twilight Zone
@Brown
LOL! You got an 8-track deck in your car, girl?! Get you a nice Bose system.
@Igo
I’m teleworking today….got my work laptop set up beside my home laptop (that I’m typing on) and watching tv. We get off early today by 3 hours….so…I’m just clicking a button every 20 mins to make my status still say “active.”
Multitasker. I. Am.
@IGO NOPE I GOT BREAKFAST AT WORK
YUUUMY!! OH AND MORNING 
<HEAD NOD FROM 50 FEET AWAY!
Morning Bruh & Igo
Laker, I love the loud psychodelic socks that holds each toe
and cartoon ones too. I’m a big kid at heart 
I be in the target dollar section picking up new socks weekly
@Vero
I be ready to shoot somebody often….trust me.
@Fefe/Laker
I’m glad ya’ll appreciate my gift offering! Vero all “fancy and sh*t.” Wanting dem ‘spenive underwear instead of these good toe-socks!
@ Igo – I am about to cook set it off – I’m hown’gry in this bish!!!
I’m on vacay, but my peeps who had to work today were ornery as fugg. Come calling and texting me at all times of the morning.
Usually I’d still be sleep.
@vero how you? @ laker naw I’m not new love been on here from time to time.
@ tat hell I’ve been on the healthy team a long time. Hell nothing like a healthy woman hell the real curves of a woman isn’t made by a plastic surgeon or a needle. nothing like feeling a woman and knowing there is perfect in them humps that were created from god and that hell she perfect no matter is she not a 3 and let’s be honest if she a 10 or above she fine as all get out to me. #IJS
@YALL :2dance: YAAAY I’M NORMAL!! I GOT SOMANY FUNKY SOCKS I LOOOVE THEM AND IM AT HOME ALOT SO I WEAR THEM ALL THE FUKN TIME!!
@BRUH MORNING AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS
DOUGIE
I dont want anything fancy or high dollar just somethin better than my factory crap that I have now. I just need somethin that sounds decent.
Sup Chief
aint no chance in hell i woulda won shat yest. iono jack abt fine watches otha than rolex
i do this chit erry year 
BBW
Knowledge im good, gonna START Christmas shoppin today
I hope your arm isn’t too tired from the 5 hour wave
Heeeey Bruham
@ my E-BROTHER – Where were you yesterday
@ Lakes –
FAMILY GIVE IT TO US MORE RAW THAT ANYONE I KNOW!
Dealing with Ninjas over Jordans is like:
the open-air drug market in our neighborhoods (just outta control)
Smurfette
@KayCei
I’m glad ur posting today…you lurk too much and your comments always have me
@2know oh ok then well nice to meet u
@ My male crush
Good morning
Tatted, Luscious, Lakes, Sassy, Fayla, vero, Bruh, Knowledge, and anybody else I missed. It’s Friday!
YALL
I got a onsie with the feet in em!
So that what imma be sportin all day on xmas
Any suggestion for movies I should buy?
My sis already bought me planet of the apes….”Caesar is home”
Morning vero
@Dougie Yeah I got a homie thats doing the same thing
@Laker i see you still keeping distance
Ooops, sorry for the Emoticons overload !!!
again
@ 2 know, i love these stories
Sassy I live in the Caribbean. i don’t need no damn socks
Laker your gravi is really sweet
Any of you do a white elephant gift exchange at work? I LOVE those, especially when they center around alcohol and gift cards…
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Dealing with Ninjas over Jordans is like…….Someone please finish this because what I experienced for some damn sneakers was some ish straight out of the Twilight Zone
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Hey Bruh!
That was some bullchit!
We didn’t go out this year – decided to do it online. At 12:01 ALL the shoe store sites went under maintenance – the bishes crashed!
We were up until 3:45 in the a.m. clicking and refreshing. Got them – plus got charged 3 times so I might be getting 3 pairs of 11’s.
@Dougie
Laker, *whispers* I be mitchmatching
because they all look alike 
Morning Peeps!
@BETTY BOOP
SHE WAS SERIOUS TOO NO GIGGLE OR NOTHING… 
I LOVE MY BIG NOSE THO THAT BISH WORK I CAN SMELL SHIT A FUKN MILE AWAY! 
I BE SMELLING CHIT BEFORE ANYBODY… HEY AT LEAST I KNOW HOW MS.PIGGY AND TINY FEEL
FAYLA!
I’m still really not speakin to you but I need somethin for my skin so can you help me
@ Brown – You should definitely see Notes On A Scandal
It’s old, but thats my joint!
Morning BBW
I’m at work and I can’t focus. Last night, I cooked christmas lunch for the staff.
Rice, peas, pork / chicken, yam for 30 people.
I’m tired as hell !!! But in 34 minutes, i’m officially off
Luscious what must i do to make it up to u bew?
*Knowledge stock just went ka-ching!*
@ BBW – Please see post # 72!
nice to meet you to laker I just got a question I hope the laker is b/c your a laker stan. :LOL:
YAllC :puts on the fitted and the new freshly tims: What it is ma?
:hugs: @BBW, Smurfette and IGo (flashes golden nips at you)
Sup Brown… how are you?
@Kaycei Thats what Im talking about… bring me a plate
@Tatted… Im off till Tuesday so I was out and about yesterday… Im bout to do the same today. Soon as I get dressed.
@IGO I DONT FEEL LIKE GETN HURT TODAY
SO BACK BACK BRUH!! **PUSHES U TWO MILES AWAY FROM ME**
HAVE U BEEN WATCHING A BISH!! 
@YALL
@LATER THANKS
@ Smurfette – Why eer’body be laffin’ @ my petname for Fay Fay!
@ Lakes
Girl, it’s okay. My one friend told me I had a “pot of greens” nose! 
I’m like “what the fugg you tom’bout? my nose is small!” She said, yes it is, but it has the “flared” nostril effect!
I ain’t no dayum James Evans!
Tatted
is it a sappy movie????? I dont wanna see any sappy movies
@Tatted
Isn’t ‘Notes on a Scandal’ about that old crazy lesbian lady who was plotting and scheming on chicks? That was a good movie….
i’m fone posting rat nah which is like a 10 delay witchall speed typin bishes
Luscious & i mean for real, the whip will keep ur skin riiight
*brb*
just saying fay I’m not a small dude and I need more pushing for the cushion. other dudes can keep them Kim K’s, beyawnce and so forth.
Please, I’m a up north cat now residing in the south and I need my cornbeard and collard green women as fanny say
@ IGO – oh you out and about shopping?!?! Did momma tell you to get your e-sister something VERY NICE?? *no high heels tho. I ‘memba wha’chu said ’bout them*
@2KNOW AND U RIGHT IM A LAKER/BLACKMAMBA/LAKERDYNASTY STAN TO THE DAY I D.I.E
AINT NO OTHER TEAM IN MY MIND BUT THE LAKERS.. 
Whats going on Fe Fe…. nipples just shining.
Sup BBW
Hey Y’all
@ Fe – I try to post as much as I can. Mainly I can’t be consistant while I’m at work.
But when chit start getting cray, I just raise my eyebrow, look sideways, and keep it moving.
It HAS been unusually mild in here lately….hmmmm
*sniffs the air* Beautiful!!
Kay if you have an 8 i will pay you for them
*hates collard greens*
@ Brown – HEYUL NAW! That movie far from that. It’s bomb!
Just see Fe’s description.
@ Fe – YUP, that’s the movie. I saw that movie years ago and it’s STILL in my catelog!
oh we got problems then Laker BOSTON ALL DAY!!!! LOL!!! GREEN AND WHITE BABY!
@ Laker I wont bother you about Kobe, I feel bad for the homie
YALL
& 
TaBew y they wont let us our luv be gr8 huh?
Tatted
I need somethin with some violence and action
DOUBLE L you not going to hate collard greens when you I
with that brown suga!
@KayCei
It HAS been peaceful, and I LOVES it…
@Tatted
Yeah, that movie does kinda stay with you…I like movies filmed in the UK, they have a different feel to them…that bish was psychotic!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO I DONT FEEL LIKE GETN HURT TODAY SO BACK BACK BRUH!! **PUSHES U TWO MILES AWAY FROM ME**
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Well you the only one thats scared…
@Tatted… Why oh why do I have to be put in the sibling zone… hips treating me wrong.
FAYLA
is the whip what you sent HTOWN for her baby????
Attention: Mr. Furley’s jumpoff (
) Imma need said pic of this onesie yo 
:2dance: Fi Fi
@golden nips
Tatted, I been wanting to type that yo
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It is you babe
But these fools were fighting for a spot in line all the while crushing mofo’s in attempts to get in the damn mall I was like if obtaining a pair of Jordan’s consist of going to a mall where there sure as hell will be Ninja’s then Michael Jordan can kiss Della Reese’s ‘ENTIRE ARSE”
dont make promises you can’t keep
@BRUH DAM IT WHY U PUSSHN THE SHYT I SAID GOOD MAWWNING AND ERRTHANG
ITS CALLD PRACTICE AND CHIT 
HE GOOD HE BE BACK!! **RUBS AZZ** IT STILL HURT WHY U BRINGN IT UP AGAIN!!?? 
@2KNO OH U ONE OF THEM…. YEAH GOLD AND PURPLE ALL DAY PLAAAYA!! **GETS HER BLACK PURPLE AND GOLD ONESIE ON WITH BOOBS CUT OUT**
@Vero
EVERYBODY needs socks!!
@Yall
I’ma send you a pair too!
@Brown
Get you something you don’t need to use any pliers for! LOL!
@BBW
Hola!
@2know
Ironically your comment #139 reminds me that if you actually put brown sugar in greens it really adds a good flavor to them…my BFF did that one time and I never forgot how GOOD they were!
*throws
out the window 
I Forgot those Js came out today…
Maybe I should have told my secret Santa about them….
@ Brown – you also gotta see Fracture w/Anthony Hopkins & Mr. Brooks w/Kevin Costner
@IGO
PAPI NOT SCARED BUT I DONT DO E-ARGUING OVER NO DACK SPECIALLY WITH MY SESY COUGAR :hunch:
Luscious
we should have this restaurant here called brown suga cafe and baby they cooked their pork chops and chicken with brown sugar and baby I damn near came every time I had one!
* we used to
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Kay if you have an 8 i will pay you for them
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If I had an 8 I would probably gift them to you Bruh, foreal. These big feet bastards around here wear 11 1/2’s at 15 and 17!!!
So I’m waiting for Finish Line to confirm my shipments – hell, I was charged so I better get them bishes.
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats.
“Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
@Yall
I’ma send you a pair too!
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What am I getting? Some ‘red bottoms’ ( <–that's for Zoe, just in case she's lurking)
Where's Al to singalong w/me
FAYLA
she told me how good it was so I’ve fels some kinda way bout you every since then!
i thought so
I don’t want no sock !!!!!
@fefe I tried brown suga in my collard greens this past thanksgiving and boy I love them damn things now. *stares @ double L b/c she has suga in her name.*
@ Lakes yea I’m one of them ride or die Green and white baby’s. stares at Lakes onesie with the boobs out she gets a pass b/c it’s purple and gold.
@ yalLc brings out the mink with the tims on
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO PAPI NOT SCARED BUT I DONT DO E-ARGUING OVER NO DACK SPECIALLY WITH MY SESY COUGAR
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Call it what you like…
It was like you got chased off the block by the other dope boys…
they cooked their pork chops and chicken with brown sugar
^^ UMMM IMAGINE THE TASTE
mannn ppl been talking abt all kinda jordan drama. w8n outside 4 hrs & then the store mgr tells the ppl he gone take care of him & his employees 1st
Good morning folks
@IGO The prep works is tonight and tomorrow. I start cooking when I get in from working (bartender).
@BruhMan Ninjas and Jordans is like strippers and lace front sale.. Its gonna break bad, just trust me. No true sneakerhead had to wait because we had them yesterday…
@Dougie.. Them toe soacks are the truth. And the workout Nikes of the same ilk are nice too.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Brown – you also gotta see Fracture w/Anthony Hopkins & Mr. Brooks w/Kevin Costner
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Fell asleep on that shiat.
tatted
I’ve seen fracture and anthony hopkins scares me
Brown I read your “baby” in Monique’s (old thicker) voice
@ Fe & Brown – Brown sugar is my magic weapon. That chit sets off EVERYTHING.
Think I’m playing? Try half a cup in your spaghetti sauce. Just add it in there and watch niggas start flipping through your kitchen.
@IGO U KNOW WHAT FORGET U
TRYING TO GET ME SLASH AGAIN!! 
@2KNOW WELL ITS PURPLE AND GOLD OVER HERE ALL DAY!! 
Where is Man?
*takes off onesie & climbs inside your mink coat*
Fayla, report them and maybe you’ll get something free
#thatswhatiwoulddo 
Hey KayCei
fone posting is a bish PMS’n 
BEEN meaning to speak
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
mannn ppl been talking abt all kinda jordan drama. w8n outside 4 hrs & then the store mgr tells the ppl he gone take care of him & his employees 1st
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Hey Fay!
I didn’t even go to a store. I went right online. I heard JB’s was selling them yesterday before they were released – which is a hook up for some, but I personally think that’s grimy.
But I wasn’t leaving the safety of my home for those crazy azz lines
YALL
that’s how I meant it
Kay I use it in a lot of stuff I cook now
nothing but love for you LAke’s it’s just when my boys play your boys we enemies
after that its all love.
NikkeMinxx says:
Good morning folks
@IGO The prep works is tonight and tomorrow. I start cooking when I get in from working (bartender).
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Bartender huh?
While you at it make me a Vesper Martini…. Thanks in advance.
mannn ppl been talking abt all kinda jordan drama. w8n outside 4 hrs & then the store mgr tells the ppl he gone take care of him & his employees 1st
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This is why everybody who is anybody at their neighborhood Foot Locker already has some… and was at home laughing at ninjas standing in line.
Igo, ain’t nobody fighting over your ‘brother’
*you
PSP
please dont speak him up!
*turns fitted forward and folds the mink over YAllC and plays Donny Hath this xmas while getting my ESC on*
@2KNOW AWW TRUE THAT
ALL AMOR UNTIL WE HIT THAT COURT 
THEN THE LOVE GOES OUT THE DOOR 
@IGO #178 thats cool but if you insist on the lemon twist you gotta come early.. Aint nothing extra when it jumps off in there…
Anyone had Kinky or the new purple Hyopnotiq?
Nikke!!!
witcho WINNING azz congrats bew 
YALL no maam
Fay Fay dont eeem wait outside for NUFFIN mk? that happened in Dallas
I GOT A $100 FROM VICKY SECRET
I TOO EXCITED!!
Nikke, you should make us all a good drink right now yo
Something festive and ish
Yall still crazy says:
Igo, ain’t nobody fighting over your ‘brother’
& <–1/2 azz sisterly one
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See this is what being nice gets me… Im at a table and everybody is 50 feet away from me cause they scared of getting cut.
What we talmbout
Well Santa needed to bring his butt out there that day because, from unwashed asses to mofo’s killing me with the morning breath
Nikke
are you gettin me somethin for xmas???????
*moist panteez*
(just from the ecs) 
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I never heard of those Nikke, are they good?
Laker I’m glad you said that. I gotta go there to get my boss somethin!
*know i better get my gift i told somebody about yesterday*
NikkeMinxx says:
@IGO #178 thats cool but if you insist on the lemon twist you gotta come early.. Aint nothing extra when it jumps off in there…
Anyone had Kinky or the new purple Hyopnotiq?
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Yeah that Lemon twist is needed….
@LOLITA I’M GOING AFTER WORK IF THEM SKINTY BISHES MESURE MY
AGAIN AND TELL ME IM BIGGER IM FINNA BE ESSSTRA PISSD !! 
I LOOOVE THEY LACE PANTIES AND THEY HEAVENLY ANGEL PERFUME 
#shootistillaintgonnaworkthough
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
With the Kazoo though?
@IGO IS ERRBODY GIVING U 50 FEET?
THATS WHAT U GET 
Them VS salesladies know they be fiending to measure folks
Them VS salesladies know they be fiending to measure folks
Laker that’s what I usually wherer to bed
This is why everybody who is anybody at their neighborhood Foot Locker already has some… and was at home laughing at ninjas standing in line.
I am saddened by your boasting……..I will obtain the Air Yeezy’s and then we will see who will be laughing LMBO!!!
@ Bruh –
Kazoo and all.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO IS ERRBODY GIVING U 50 FEET? THATS WHAT U GET
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Nah not errbody…. Some of them dont have the fear that you do.
Them ta- Tas of yours shrunk by at least one cup size… 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MERRY CHRISTMASS AND THAT ALL THAT JAZZ TO YOU ALL!!!! ROLL CALL *INSERT ALL NAMES HERE*
:2dance:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO IS ERRBODY GIVING U 50 FEET? THATS WHAT U GET
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Nah not errbody…. Some of them dont have the fear that you do.
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If I had an 8 I would probably gift them to you Bruh, foreal. These big feet bastards around here wear 11 1/2?s at 15 and 17!!!
It would have been only right to give you some extra money for your pocket I would have paid you and handsomely
BAH HUMBUG to you too MISS H
Needless to say I have been up for over 24 hrs and wont get out of work til 5
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
With the Kazoo though?
1 of my FAVE Martin epi’s 
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@YALL WHEN I GO AND TELL THEM MY ZIZE THEY LOOK AT MY
AND SAY “WOULD U LIKE TO GET MEASURE? U LOOK BIGGER THAN THAT” 
BISH! AND THEY ALWAYS RIGHT!! I REFUSE TO GO INTO THE DOUBLE D!!
@IGO FUK AND U
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE TRAP 
**LIES ONE TELLS TO STAY E-ALIVE** MY 
SHRINK OR GET BIGGER ERTIME I GO TO VICKYS THEM BISHES ALWAYS WANT OT MEASURE 
MISS H
I’m just tryna keep it fresh but I will forever be known as brown suga cuz I’m just sweet like that
BROWN
that you are
@HARLEM HEY MAMA FELIZ NAVIDAD
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO FUK AND U I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE TRAP
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SON
<–tight granny hug (the one that shakes you up) 
*plays all the Christmas songs from the 70's and 80's*
:2dance:
@IGO FINE!!
<<PAD ON THE BACK … LETS START THERE 
SO WHATS THE PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?? DID U BUY THE GF SOMETHING NICE? U KNOW FREDRICKS AND VICKY SECRET ARE THE WAY TO GO!! 
DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT THEM FURY SLIPPERS? 
OH NO… 
Laker, no complaints here, they let me know that I was a 34c when I had been wearing a 38b since forever
Plus I liked that they gave me every style in my correct size so that I could pick which style I liked, and they even wrote it down on a snazzy card for me to keep… And I didn’t even buy anything that day, I was just killing time while in LV
I got furry Betty Boop thong slippers
Hah, does that count? 
LAKER
FELIZ NAVIDAD PROSPERO ANO Y FELICIDAD :2dance:
SON *breaks away from the hug* :2dance: to Jacskon 5 Christmas Album
Great concept….. Thinking how much better I’m gonna look that good when I loose these extra lbs!!!!!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO FINE!! <<PAD ON THE BACK … LETS START THERE SO WHATS THE PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?? DID U BUY THE GF SOMETHING NICE? U KNOW FREDRICKS AND VICKY SECRET ARE THE WAY TO GO!! DOES ANYBODY ELSE GOT THEM FURY SLIPPERS? OH NO…
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Ligerie is given through out the year… While I do like a woman in some nice VS its kinda blah giving out panties and bras for christmas.
PEACH…….IZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
*sticks my tongue in your dimple*
@YALL I WAS WEARING A 36B TWO YEARS AGO.. GO IN THERE CAME OUT WIHT A 36C WHEN BACK A YEAR LATER AND CAME OUT WITH A 38D
I JUST NO LIKIE!!
@IGO THEY GOT NICE LOTIONS BABYDOLLS AND PERFUME TOO!!
MY MAN KNOW ME HE CANT GO WRONG WITH NICE PANTIES OR BABYDOLL 
@YALL WHY U
I SERIOUZ BISH THEY ADD A CUP ERRTIME I GO IN THERE AND ITS ALWAYS A FUKN A CUP WHITE SKINTY BISH 
MAKE ME FEEL ALL FULL FAT AND JUICY 
Laker, I guess all I can say is HUBBA HUBBA
230’s laughter was for Brown and SON yo
@YALL OH HAIL NAWW!!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO THEY GOT NICE LOTIONS BABYDOLLS AND PERFUME TOO!! MY MAN KNOW ME HE CANT GO WRONG WITH NICE PANTIES OR BABYDOLL
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Laker Thats a given… I prefer to get those kinds of things
just because.
YALL I did a song for you
@IGO DIAMONDS DIAMONDS ARE A CHICAS BEST FRIEDN TOO!!
I BORED!! 
WHERE ERRBODY AT MUST I WORK TODAY? 
*goes off to get MY song*
MissHarlem says:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MERRY CHRISTMASS AND THAT ALL THAT JAZZ TO YOU ALL!!!! ROLL CALL *INSERT ALL NAMES HERE*
Heyyy! long time no c!
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO DIAMONDS DIAMONDS ARE A CHICAS BEST FRIEDN TOO!!
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Well I aint doing that shait either….
Well dayum! I can’t leave and go get a Pepsi fo’ the comments jump to the 200’s!?!?! You move you lose huh?
I love this place!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Then I’m going to turn into Hustle Man from Martin with these extra boats. “Pick up the pieces! Pick up the pieces!”
With the Kazoo though?
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1 of my FAVE Martin epi’s
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Mine too Fay!
Tracey Morgan had my azz in tears!
@ Bruh – 24 hours?? Off at 5!??
You need yo’ e-sis to call you off? I’m da’ queen of that chit.
I sound like one ol’ yt lady.
FAYLA heyyyyyyy
its cuz my FIANCE aint here 
I wish it would be possible but unfortunately Im here already
#TeamJHud
Love her and her voice! She looks FAB!