Rihanna look-a-like to replace Stacey Dash on ‘Single Ladies’

She’s pretty

Hit It Baby D

#iwillnotcallyoubyyourstagenamenomo

Fay, please forgive my font. How are you doing lady?

Stunning!

I wonder how Lisa Raye gonna take to her?

@Missss Sandra
She does “remind” me of Rhi. It’s the chin and the shape of the head, but her features are softer.

Afternoon chicas!

This girl is very pretty…much prettier than Rhi and I loves me some Rhi!

Diamond may just wish she had acted right to keep Stacey on the show because this chick is younger and hotter all around…

#keishafail

@ NaijaGal, Easy, Kash, Ann, Fayla, Kdub, Ms. Everything, lady, candi, La Tech, 911, BigCity, Eastpoint, Westcoast and Sailor errrybody I missed.

Why do I see Rihanna in every LSLH chick with green eyes?
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I could speculate wanna me to take a stab at it OTAY

You find her attractive even tho you feel unrequited in her love
You find her very alluring which is why every green eyed monster I mean singer reminds you of her
You tend to group all LSLH females together no?

:hugs:

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ OTB…I think Rih has a sex appeal, in a still that shot, that she is lacking for me.
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Rhi is that bish most of the time!

OTB – You know you my girl, but she is prettier than Rhi…

at Dimpz and His.

:2dance: @Fe and @Cocoa

:hugs: @ Dimpz

at Fe, Ohon, howmanylicks (new gravi please) lol

leaves post with thanks Hershey

@Dimpz
Like geez whizzz what a effn e bully someone is becoming

HERSHEY
THE TKO already occurred in the BEY Post

@ HIS

*smacks Choco and His’s hands for being messy*

@caligirl, Hershey, JMO…I can’t keep up wit allayall!

@ His, you good mama? No fighting, you’re too go-juss for that chit

Ummm went to Beyaki post and that ain’t nothing to see! That’s how they talk to each other. I think they secretly lub one another.

*smacks Choco and His’s hands for being messy*
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You know got darn good and well it is not us – it can’t be everyone else she always swears up and down folks log on with her already in mind she projecting her suffering as chit off on others (me and His) that chit irks me beyond reasoning like you coming outta nowhere and bout to head a concrete wall on the STRENGTH

Y’all might as well say your goodbyes to them.
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Sandra real talk no one comes on here starting ish some folks mainly at CHI swears every subliminal comment is referring to her when it’s not she does it to a lot of folks and some folks get tired of it she did it to me last week I mean dayum I come in on some totally other chit and she thinks Im speaking of her and comes back with some so-called sarcastic remark

No. No. and no. Good try though.
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So my certificate in hood pysch is fake

@His
I didn’t say that for a reprieve I said that becuz it’s true

OutsidetheBox says:

Why you no laugh. Funny to me.

And perhaps. Ive been called worse, sweetie!
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I called my ex husband a Drama Queen, needless to say he WAS PISSSED. I told him to get over it as I had been called worse, I meant to say him. LOL…Lesson learned, just don’t respond.

Sandra Rose says:

@ Choco: I’m not going in that post until the dust settles. Then I’ll commence to banning. And everybody’s getting banned this time, including the ones cosigning the mess. I’m tired of reminding y’all that this is an active adult community, not a playground.
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WTH happened

I didn’t realize how cute he is :daban: going to use him more.

Do I have to read all this

*turns on intercom* KDUB please post a recap. What did I miss?

*wipes brow*

Glad I ain’t even POST in the Beyonce thread…

@Gypsy
Do you work with the mentally ill?

gypsyeyes says:

Oh yeah, I should have prefaced that with they have a mental illness. And she keeps saying conscience of inflict. But dont tell her she has a mental illness cause she dont believe it until she get that check on the third.
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I knew you were talking bout me. but what I do to you?

@His
I just had for the first time a chicken out chicken pot pie mofo is soooo good and fresh tasting Im inspired to make!

@gypsyeyes – Thanks cause I can’t stop

You seem to have that effect on females…you make me wanna often….
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I guess… I dont think its always a good thing but it is funny.

My coworker returns to work today with her new do…an invisible side part weave…the hair is beautiful, but the part looks like a HUGE bald spot with glue blots all thru it…looking at makes me sad, when good weave happens to bad people. She asked me did I like it, I stuffed my mouth full of Gummi Bears and answered my phone and nearly choked to death

She had a baby in august but the state took him and along with the baby daddy she has another man that she alternates with. She got a lot of game for someone with mental issues.
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Is this why she calls you black nicca for 3 hours cuz of her menz

@ prey tell

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BBBBRRROOOOWWWNNNN, we need a love song *puts on the bat light*

,she is mexican but she is adopted and her mom is white.
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Simple broads will get nekkid if you tell them their breath smells good
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Exactly nothing to see here folks

gypsyeyes says:

Choco,she is mexican but she is adopted and her mom is white.
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Ummmmm second thought

Choco aka Hippie says:

She asked me did I like it, I stuffed my mouth full of Gummi Bears and answered my phone and nearly choked to death
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You was supposed to take a a gummi bear and make it walk down her yellow brick road (her dearly departed part) and ask the gummi bear in a babyish voice if he likes her hair
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Just Wrong! (beating the floor too)

That’s like that subway commercial where the guys (baby voice) picks up his phone to avoid the question

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

You seem to have that effect on females…you make me wanna often….
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I guess… I dont think its always a good thing but it is funny.
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…and just what, pray tell, made them wanna showcase the bres-a-sis?
Did you compliment one of them on their eye color?

Simple broads will get nekkid if you tell them their breath smells good….
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Hey I cant tell you what made them wanna show them fellas… couldve been the fact that I told them i wasnt a breast man. And one did have a fake set… So whatever… you seen one ta ta youve seen them all.

@Choco

Shutchomouf Jive Turkey (in GJ’s voice)

Jean-Jean is making me a pineapple Cheesecake this weekend!
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Dayum you are a bad influence I used the bake some creamy azz cheesecakes I had to stop!

Hershey, take a pic and send it to her phone(that’s what I did when somebody thought they was sharb mmm hmmm)

And I was like here you go now you can see it like I see it, pretty, huh? #itwasaquestionnotastatement

Choco, I saw that last night and died

SUCKA

as I coughed a Gummi Bear out right on my phone

Choco aka Hippie says:

@TY
IDK I came in on the last end but nothing really happened someone assumed and made an azz outta themselves and the other set the record straight Daily occurences IMO
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Thanks Choc…same shyt huh

Choco, I saw that last night and died

SUCKA
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Classics

Hell she calls her momma nicca too!
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So…. :thinks: What kinda Man are you?
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IDK… Im more into legs and thighs
I like the part of a woman where here azz meets her thigh.

@OTB

Hey aint nothing wrong with the lady to me

Christmas sweater switch…lights… OMG stop it!

That shyt gets annoying after so long.
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Girl please they had the chit on the news this am and I turned the channel #OVERKILL OVER40 CANTTAKEIT

Dimpz, Nat King Cole

chest nuts

Hershey says:

My coworker returns to work today with her new do…an invisible side part weave…the hair is beautiful, but the part looks like a HUGE bald spot with glue blots all thru it…looking at makes me sad, when good weave happens to bad people. She asked me did I like it, I stuffed my mouth full of Gummi Bears and answered my phone and nearly choked to death
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Glue

*rewrapping somebody’s late bday gift in bright shiny Christmas wrapping as I type*

Im not in the mood for it. I lost 2 family members to breast cancer,and my mom had a stroke and cant remember anything. The kids however are jolly as hail! Gotta find my happy place!
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:hugs: take it easy ON YOU

(tight granny hug)@ Gypsy

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YES! That’s my other saying OTB and Choco “this CAT must be ….”

For all you X-mas music haters up in hurr, I bet y’all would love the ying yang twins x-mas song I heard on the radio Friday

“this CAT must be ….”
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OMG Bish y my southern ex use that word Imma start now This cat CRAY this cat a fool this cat dead azz wrong

@ya’ll – I can’t beleive Rush is still pimpin those cards. SMH

Oh my goodness….I can friggin see Choco riding a lil bittie caboose down that bish’s part

@gypsey – Yeah, I cope with Christmas as much as possible, then to top it off you work with “special” people. It’s gonna be alright

@otb – I love me some eggnog spiked with godiva chocolate White & Chocoalate and rum liqeuor

Choco, And thats why I hate yo azz I visualize everything I read and that chit got me at my damn desk bout to die
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Chit bish Im sorta wishing I could be playing in her hair with my toyz riot now!

@OTB, I am not lying at all ma’am I was like when I heard that ish

@IGO
I see what you’re saying, I’d probably agree with you about the thigh/azz thing, but I don’t never count out the bewbs.

i kno i’m late but @ SandraRose
I say ban all dem heffas for this silly @$$ e-fighting. it’s a distraction from all the hilarious commentary i come here to lurk ‘n read er’ day.

gypsyeyes says:

Thanks guys. My moms memory is kinda like drew barrymore in 50first dates.she has been making the same quilt since october. Everyday she takes it loose. It breaks my heart
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Cherish the good days. I remember when my grandmother that raised me when she had Alzheimer’s & Dementia. She too use to quilit….Some days were sad, but others she was a hoot. She was the mother of the decon board before she got ill…all that went out the window. She would tell you shutup…
My all time favorite
1. don’t let nobdy Shizz in your mouth
2. don’t be nobody azz rag

Dimpz!!!!! I been missing seeing your font more than you know. Iono why, but I always get the eggnog shakes from McD’s even though I have no desire for them any other time of the year.

candibfly says:

gimme that spiked godiva and hold the eggnog
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I’m get ya’ll to like Eggnog this year. It a source of vitamin D that’s good for your bones, Nail&Hair)

Alcohol swipes, check
kleenex, check (for blood or tears, maybe both)
numbers of good qualified beauticians, check
websites for good wigs, check

this heffa don’t go ape on me while I wipe that shiny azz part with alcohol and dab it dry with this tissha…if ya’ll don’t hear back from me, call the police and alert them of a large woman with a gap pretending to be a part beating on a 5’2″ woman clinging to a box of tissha…Shoulders back, here I go…

Hershey says:

Alcohol swipes, check
kleenex, check (for blood or tears, maybe both)
numbers of good qualified beauticians, check
websites for good wigs, check

this heffa don’t go ape on me while I wipe that shiny azz part with alcohol and dab it dry with this tissha…if ya’ll don’t hear back from me, call the police and alert them of a large woman with a gap pretending to be a part beating on a 5’2? woman clinging to a box of tissha…Shoulders back, here I go…

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OTB!!

Who locked up what now?

I was sad. And interested. And blessed that it wasnt like that for me.

And can I just say their parents (the girls and guys) created all of them.

Theyre all a bunch of spoiled brats.
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I was like :WTF: how some of the parents didn’t care and then some of the kids didn’t care and then how disrespectufl those kids are I would’ve been MIRKED Janelle’s azz and you are right Im glad things were different when back then when we raised ours I couldn’t see myself behaving in that manner or getting away with it

@OTB

I see. That little nicca bet not even think about it.

#IKnowPeople

Can we start talking bout ATL housewives and Bob’s ole sorry azz making excuses for why he will NOT be paying child support?? I was ready to kick him in his head til his damn eyes were straight

Sorry bastid

Charlie Sheen’s ex wife, Brooke Mueller, was arrested in Aspen on suspicion of cocaine possession.

Brooke Mueller was arrested last night in Aspen, Colorado on suspicion of felony cocaine possession … TMZ has learned.

According to the Aspen PD, police found Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife inside a nightclub called Escobar after she allegedly assaulted some woman at a nearby drinking establishment.

In addition to cocaine possession, Brooke was also booked on a misdemeanor 3rd degree assault charge. She was released from the Pitkin County jail this morning on $11,000 bond.

Worth noting … it’s been nearly two years since Charlie and Brooke’s infamous domestic violence incident in Aspen — when Charlie was arrested for assault after allegedly roughing Brooke up.

Brooke has since been in and out of rehab multiple times.
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Jacked from Gossip Jacker

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@Igo & Caligirl

Barefoot Reisling (and the Sutter Home brand as a close 2nd.)
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Yeah, I had a serious WINE probablem previously. I mean everyother night. I stopped when my son wrote a Mothers Day card and said my mothers favorites are Cheese, Salmon, and WINE!

@Choco, They are just such an odd couple to me

Oh, and not surprised about P Shiddy at all. Fcking mouth breather. I don’t care for him.

Choco aka Hippie says:

Can we start talking bout ATL housewives and Bob’s ole sorry azz making excuses for why he will NOT be paying child support??
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Bob is still Sheree that fake azz water throwing stunt

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Ion care how much dyck he slangin, he still gonna be paying child support for my damn kids. And he was just such an azzhole about it

@YSO
I think that story is a mistruth for some reason I don’t see him doing this other chit yes but threatening to leak a tape

@Iheart
You never know he may be providing support some other way which is why she is hesistant to take him to court my sons father didn’t pay child support until my son was 5 but he provided in other ways so I didn’t have to worry about it then but as my son got older I wasn’t asking his Dad for chat so hence Child Support

Off topic: Check out my video for my version of “Marvins Room” by Drake! I call it Dani’s Room! Here’s the link below!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RYghF1XGY&sns

Hershey says:

Well that didn’t go over well…guess I can cancel my Krispy Kreme donuts now. As I pull tissha out of my hair. See if I try to help her shiny part having azz again. while

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Details please

until I saw her pull out that prayer cloth to whipe those tears
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And then Phaedra pulled out her fake cloth that chit right there made me wanna SCREAM on them broads and SAY STOP IT JUST STOP THE DUMB CHIT – “I will brazen his balls” Bish you cryn and the chit has nothing to do with you HOW HARD CAN U GO

I cant stand Diddy’s punk azz. He is really a dirty bastard I kind of feel sorry for Cassie because he was messing with her when she was a minor and paid her parents hush money.

JMO says:

Nene and Peter’s relationship is very strange. The way she kept telling him he looked good and the way he just kissed her on the cheek at the event like that

… I just wanna cynthia’s azz and her damn sister is getting on my nerves.
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Uncle Ben is gonna run through that ladies money soooo fast…. just watch.

Did you see how her mama kept cowering away from her? @Choc #late

My moms is bout 6 in shorter than me and that bish wouldnt never. She would go toe to toe. Chit.
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I wouldn’t even go there with my momz I’d move out my whole fam would fuk me up including myself

@JMO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Cynthia is sooooo stupid and BullWinkle I mean NENE is just desperate and I don’t think she knows who she is in anyway I would be checking NeNe’s big azz without thought

@ iheart, I went to her cubicle, swayed to the sounds of Roscoe Dash coming from her speakers, and said April, remember when you asked me if I like your hair? She said yes, holding her Barbie mirror. I said is the part supposed to be that wide, holding up two fingers (NO LIE IT’S THAT WIDE) she said, your part isn’t that wide Sydney cause your head is too damn little! I’m a big gurl, and I never thought you would be on team hater…WTF? What am I hating on that massive gap between all those tracks? I said sit down let me get some oil out of it, as I wipe she said “yeah, youza a dayum hata for real, gimmie that dayum tissha & get yo lil azz out of my dayum box, hata” Guess I better buy some Hostess donuts, cause she promised to break my wrist and the wrist of whoever gives me a donut #imnotahater, justhelpful I’m going to email her and tell her I’m on teamApril, cause them Krispay Krames be on point, nice and warm!

HIS!! :hugs:

@ Hershey….u should have bought her closure and left it on her desk Now u are a hater for calling her out Tell her to spray paint some of it in so it looks more natural LMAO

Why o why did I even bother to ask Hershey to give me details cause yo ass really sat down and told her to let you get dab some of the grease off

You know the first thing people say when you trying to be helpful is that You are the hater cause they realize how dumb they look

@ Ty & Yso chit you tryna get my azz beat? She’s 5’14” and about a size 20 I’m 5’2″ size 10, David and Goliath? Nope, David had God’s blessing, she will NOT stomp me in the employee parking lot. So I’ll be quiet, but when she leave, I’ll be talking again.

@ Choc not a telly tubby I ain’t fightin her chit, she really is a big gul, she wears a size 14 shoe, they’re bad shoes too, Ion want that 14 up my azz ova some spray paint and telly tubbies

Did you say size 14?? I’m a big guhl myself but gatdayum, a 14
*faints*

@Choco, yo azz just can’t act right can ya Bish you just had to bring up the mini toys and chit

(when you say that I think of the lil chip &dale type toys that used to come in cereal boxes )

Sooo…Does the same myth about men and big feet apply to women and big feet? I reallly hope not.

<===== Judging OTB and her uppity pug/pig nose self for not being on her staning job and letting this post get more than the Beyonce post

(uses self as human shield for OTB)

She is THE BeyStan#1. Point. Blank. Period. Don’t make me Julius you bishes. Cause I will.

@ iheart i can just imagine I’m thinking right around that ole Baker Village area I live in Columbus for eight years, I miss Georgia

Ty she’s very prone to violence, but she likes my “lil azz” cause I keeps it grimy with her ok….long pause….she ain’t using me as a means to get back into court ordered anger management courses. She said they have the best snack cakes “up off in there”

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Ty…..They claim he got mad because she went to the washroom without permission, ran up on her and took the scissors to the side of her head
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without permission….

@ Dimpz I think it true. I’ve heard some shyt too. From my understanding he has been with her since she was 14. So this might be her comfort zone at this point. Its definitely sad though

I think this post should be renamed “Rihanna wishes she looked like this woman that is to replace Stacey Dash on ‘Single Ladies’”

IMO